RAJIV SHAW
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Sorry saanvi ki maaDaksh ki maa??
Galat hogaye yaha to aap
Emotions ki kami nahi hai bhai
Everything is a part of a very big plan
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Daksh Arjun ke city se vapas aa chuka tha aur Arjun bhi Roy aur uski family se kafi ache se ghul mil gaya tha
Khaskar aaditya se
Sab kuch es waqt ke hisab se bahut sahi chal raha tha aur koe bhasad abhi hoti dikh bhi nahi rahi thi
Aise hi din beete aur chhutiya khatam hogaye aur sab vapas college aane suru hogaye
Daksh to pehle hi vahi tha
Pawan sabse pehle aaya kyuki Bhai bandi ka scene
Ab Kiran aur Arjun to ek hi jagah rahte hai to vo to roj hi milte the aur Hritik aur ruhi ko bhi jada problem nahi thi
Karan ko to vaise bhi har jagah koe na koe mil hi jati thi
Esliye bacha bas Pawan aur aagaya Bhai apna jaldi
Daksh aur Pawan dono flat par maal fuk rahe the aur bina matlab ki bakwash kar rahe the jo ki study se hi related thi
Pawan- tujhe pata hai library me ohh sorry tujhe to yehi nahi pata hoga library kaha hai
Daksh- are vo lavde
Jo bc Lund jaisi building hai vohi library hai
Pata hai mujhe
Pawan- yehi expect kiya tha maine tujhse
Yaar es sem starting se padhae karenge
Aur sala classes bhi sari attend karenge
Daksh- joint edar de
Nasha hogya hai tujhe
Pawan- bhosdike tujhe aur Arjun ko to sab aata hai
Humesha hum bakiyo ki gand lag jati hai
Daksh- first semester me to bahut uchhal raha tha tu
Pawan- tab pata nahi tha na ki kitne bade chutiye ho tum
Daksh- ha ye baat to hai
Vaise esme bhi galti teri hi hai
Tujhe pahchanana chahiye tha
Arjun- are chutiya hai ye tujhe pata to hai hi
Arjun ki aawaz aae jo apna bahut sara samaan khich ke ander la raha tha
Ha Bhai Kiran bhi sath hi thi
Uska bc samjh nahi aa raha etna sab hone ke baad hi Daksh ke samne aa hi jati thi
Pawan- jaldi marega tu
Koe yaad nahi kar raha tha aur tu aagya
Arjun- aisa bhi hota hai?
Daksh- humne bol diya to hojaega
Arjun- badi jaldi party badal li tune
Daksh- main bharamchari hu
Ladki aur ladki walo se door rahta hu
Arjun- bhosdike ladki wala to ye bhi hai
Aur tu ladkiyo se door?
Daksh- yakin nahi hota to Kiran se puch le
Majje lene ke liye uska naam liya jiska Kiran ne koe response nahi diya
Arjun- la maal de
Pawan- humne bua walo ko fukwana chhod diya
Arjun- dede yaar
Etne dino se fuka nahi hai
Daksh- vo kone me pehle murga ban aur vo bhi notebook gand par rakh ke
Agar ek gante tak notebook nahi giri to denge
Pawan- gand bhi achi height pe honi chahiye
Arjun- bc kitni bakchodi karte ho
Kiran- Pawan beer hai?
Bahut pyaar aur bhole andaz me boli
Pawan- etni pyaar se bolegi to jaan bhi dedunga
Daksh- nahi nahi aise mat bol
Humare bich aashik batha hai
Pawan- uski gand lelenga
Arjun- bc bandi hai ab teri
Ab to chhod de mujhe
Pawan- bandi me vo mazza kaha jo tujhme hai meri jaan
Kiran- Pawan beer?
Aank chadate hue
Pawan- fridge me hai
Ek mujhe bhi pila dena lekin apne hatho se
Aaj Pawan full bakchodi ke mood me tha
Arjun- anjali ke hatho se main peeunga fir
Daksh- teri kyu jal rahi hai bc
Pawan- aur vaise bhi Kiran meri friend hai to vo etna kar sakti hai mere liye
Anjali teri kya lagti hai
Arjun- bhabhi
Ab soch le
Daksh- maar gaya londa point
Pawan- ruk bc pehle usse breakup karta hu fir Kiran ke hatho se amarat peeunga
Arjun- hahahahahaha
Same last time jaisa scene ho raha hai
Daksh- Pawan tu ruk ja bhai
Yaha tere relationship ke dusman bathe hai
Pawan- cancel plan fir
Mere Bhai ne kah diya to
Kiran- ye lo
Ek beer Pawan ko dete hue
Pawan- pilaegi nahi?
Kiran- jehar hota to pila bhi deti
Pawan- ye konsa jehar se kam hai
Kiran- instant death wala jehar
Pawan- Bhai ye bua wala aur bua wali dono against hai apne
Daksh- sahi kaha
Chhod tu main hu na sath
Pawan- tu hi to mera apna hai
Un laila majnu ko call karu?
Daksh- it's your choice
Pawan Hritik ko phone mila deta hai
Hritik- ha Bhai
Pawan- kaha hai?
Hritik- bas pahuchne wale hai
Daksh- kon kon hai?
Hritik- main aur ruhi
Arjun- abhi mat aana
Last time wala scene karke bathe hai ye dono
Hritik- it's their choices bc
Tu kyu gand mara raha hai
Pawan- Bhai ladke ne bolna sikha diya ese bhi
Daksh- vo apni side le raha hai
Pawan- ohh fir thik hai
Kitni der me aa raha hai?
Hritik- Ek gante me flat pahuch jaenge
Daksh- ruhi ko bolna Daksh ne I love you kaha hai
Ruhi- der kardi Daksh tune bolne me
Daksh- shit
Abhi bhi mokka hai
Ha bol de bhag chalenge yaha se
Ruhi- sorry lekin fir Hritik ka kya hoga?
Pawan- are vo hai na 6 saal wali
Hritik- chhup bc
Ruhi- kon 6 saal wali?
Hritik- are ye bakwash kar rahe hai
Daksh- eski girlfriend jisse ye 6 saal tak pyaar kiya
Hritik- Daksh gand tod dunga teri main
Ruhi- pehle ye batao mujhe kyu nahi bataya tumne
Hritik- are aisa kuch nahi tha
Ye aise hi gand masti kar rahe hai
Pawan- ruhi ki kasam kha ke bol tujhe pyaar nahi tha us Ladki se?
Hritik- nahi tha bc
Ruhi- kasam khake bolo
Hritik- yaar tum bina vajah gussa kar rahi ho
Aisa kuch nahi tha
Daksh- fir kasam kyu nahi kha raha
Ruhi abhi bhi time hai chhod de usse
Ruhi- Hritik sach sach batao
Otherwise acha nahi hoga
Hritik- kuch ho to batau na
Ruhi- fir kasam kyu nahi kha rahe
Pawan- juth bol raha hai esliye
Ruhi- breakup and no sex for a week
Hritik- are yaarrrr
Ruhi- shut up
Daksh- ruhi I love you
Ruhi- I love you too
Hritik- salo aake batata hu tum dono ko
Ruhi- hath laga ke dikhana
Tange tood dungi
Daksh- Kal date par chalenge kisi badiya si jagah
Okay baby
Love you so much
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Arjun haste hue
Marli bechare ki gand
Pawan- tu jada mat bol
Nahi to tere raaj bhi bahut hai mere pass
Arjun- Kiran bahut samjhdar hai
Daksh- fir to vo samjh jaegi jo tu bola karta tha eske bare me
Aur ha kya kaha tha tune Daksh teri gand maar dunga agar uski.......
Arjun- Bhai maafi
Mujhe bakash do
Kiran- kya bola tha esne
Arjun- are tum bhi enki baaton me aagaye
Ye bhadka rahe hai
Pawan- karan se puchuvau kya
Arjun- koe jarurat nahi hai
Kal daru meri taraf se
Kiran- eska matlab ye sach bol rahe hai?
Daksh- tujhe kya laga maine vo sab aise hi kiya tha
Arjun- kya kiya tha bc
Kiran- kuch nahi
Ye nashe me hogya hai
Kiran nahi chahti thi ki Daksh nashe me kuch ulta sidha bole aur Arjun ko pata chale
Vaise Daksh nashe me tha nahi
Daksh- Arjun tujhe to pata hi hai log nashe me sach bolte hai?
Arjun- bolte honge lekin mujhe nahi sunana
Daksh- marji teri
Pawan- ye gulam hogya hai
Daksh- vo story wala?
Vo to mere jaisa tha
Arjun- na tu jada kamina hai
Uske to situation ki vajah se halaat hue thi tu bc bakchod hai esliye aisa karta hai
Pawan- bahut ache se samjh raha hai Daksh ye tujhe
Daksh- mera hi to chhota tatta hai, kaise nahi samjhega
Kiran- Pawan joint milega?
Pawan- nahi sorry
Kiran- kyu?
Pawan- baad me mujhe hi galliya padegi ki bc usne hi first time fukvaya tha aur aaj aadat hogaye hai
Kiran- ek baar se kuch nahi hota
Pawan- ek baar se hi sab kuch hota hai
Kiran- nahi de raha fir?
Pawan- kya?
Aankh marte hue
Kiran- jada chalaak banane ki kosis na kar joint de
Pawan- main nahi de raha
Aur Daksh ko pass kar deta hai
Ab bc Daksh se kaise mange aur bechari sada sa face leke rah gaye
Vaise mujhe ye samjh nahi aa raha ki Kiran ne etni himmat kaise aa rahi hai Daksh ke samne bathne ki
Yaha jo hua aur fir uske ghar par jo Daksh ne kiya uske baad bhi bc Kiran Daksh ke samne bathi hai
Sala kya game khel rahi hai ye mujhe nahi pata
Ab yaha to bas bakchodi hi hoti rahegi tab tak dusri taraf chalte hai
Mrs. Raichand- Daksh ke sath jane ki kya jarurat thi tumhe?
Pata hai na vo kitna khatarnak hai
Saanvi- aapko bhi pata hai na main kitni khatarnak hu
Mom- tum kitni bhi ho
Lekin vo Daksh hai
Kacha chabba jaega tumhe
Saanvi- vo to waqt hi bataega kon kisko kacha chabbaega
Mom- mujhe kuch nahi sunana
Tum usse door rahoge otherwise main tumhe India se bahar bejh dungi
Samjhi
Saanvi- nahi
Main usse door nahi rahungi
Uski vajah se mera bachpan kharab hua hai to main uski jawani kharab kar dungi
Mom- Pagal mat bano
Daksh hai vo
Aage kya hona hai aur kisse kitni possibilities hai sabka hisab karke batha hai vo
Tum kya samjhti ho ki etni aasani se Daksh ko Pagal bana dogi tum
Saanvi- pyaar aisa hi hai
Mom- halka sa shak hua aur tumhra sara pyaar aur tum dono ka rista ek goli me udda dega vo
Saanvi- mom chill
Mujhe pata hai main kya kar rahi hu
Mom- nahi tumhe nahi pata tum kya kar rahi ho
Kabhi Kabhi lagta hai tum apna rishta bachana chahti ho to kabhi lagta hai tum Daksh ko bachana chahti hu
Aur most of the time to ye lagta hai ki tum mere against hi conspiracy kar rahi hu
Saanvi- ye to aapko lagta hai na mom
Mujhe to pata hai na main kya kar rahi hu
Mom- aur kya kar rahi ho tum
Batana jara
Saanvi- jo aapne kaha sab
Vo sab kar rahi hu main
Mom- Daksh aur mere bich me koe nahi aaega aur jo aaega uska kya haal hota hai ye tumhe pata hi hai
Saanvi- ha pata hai jo dad ka hua hai
Lekin unke sath to hona hi tha
Aapne kiya nahi to kuch waqt baad Daksh kar deta aur aapse to bura hi karta
Mom- mujhe sach me kuch samjh nahi aa raha ki tum kya chahti ho
Saanvi- jo mujhe nahi mila vo......
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Hritik- yaar aisa kuch nahi hai
Tumhe to pata hi hai vo log masti karte rahte hai fir bhi
Ruhi- vo log masti kar rahe the ya nahi esse mujhe koe fark nahi padta
Fark esse padta hai ki tumne mujhse chhupaya
Hritik- Maine kuch nahi chhupaya yaar
Ruhi- fir tumne kasam kyu nahi khae
Hritik- main kasam nahi khata tumhe pata to hai
Ruhi- nahi mujhe nahi pata hai
Hritik- yaar please
Ruhi- tumne mujhse juth bola aur vo bhi etna bada wala
Hritik- yaar koe juth nahi bola maine
Ruhi- Maine tumse bataya tha na mere past ke bare me to tumne kyu nahi bataya
Hritik- kyuki tumne pucha nahi
Aur bc koe past hona bhi to chahiye
Ruhi- galiya mat do mere samne
Hritik- Daksh bhi to deta hai usse to kuch nahi kahti
Ruhi- vo mera hone wala boyfriend hai
And it's my choice
Hritik- pareshan mat karo yaar please
Ruhi- main pareshan kar rahi hu?
Ek to tum mujhse baatein chhupa rahe ho fir mujhpe hi blame daal rahe ho
Hritik- main kya karu mujhe simple language me bata do
Ruhi- to kya main French bol rahi hu etne time se
Sab thik hi bolte the
Hritik- are had hai yaar
Aur kya bolte the sab?
Ruhi- tumne mujhe kuch bataya to main tumhe batau
Hritik- gand maar lo insaan ki
Ruhi- agli baar agar tumne gali de to main tumhra muh tod dungi
Daksh piche se
Sahi kar rahi ho baby
Gand maar lena sale ki
Ruhi- sure baby
Hritik sar par hath marte hue gusse me vaha se chala gaya
Jaise hi Hritik gaya Daksh aur ruhi jor jor se hasne lag jate hai
Ruhi- kitne majje aate hai esse pareshan karne me
Daksh- Jada nahi karna
Ruhi- apni limit mujhe pata hai samjhe
Tum hi cross karte ho limit humesha
Daksh- Maine kya kiya tumhre sath?
Ruhi- mere sath karoge to sakal na bhigad dungi
Main generally bol rahi hu
Daksh- fir thik hai
Ab ja ro dega vo
Ruhi- thodi der aur na
Daksh- bahut masti hogaye
Naraj ho jaega ab sach me
Ruhi- babu mere pass aisa hathiyaar hai jo ek minute me mana lega usse
Ruhi haste hue
Daksh- uska stamina bhi etna hi hai na ek minute
Aur haste hue vaha se bhag jata hai
Ruhi bhi muskurate hue Hritik ke room me chali jati hai
Daksh apne flat se nikal ke lab chala jata hai jaha usne apna kaam joro soro se suru kar diya tha
Abhi tak holidays thi to sala bahut shanti thi yaha lekin ab bahut chhi chha ho rahi thi jisse Daksh ignore karke apna kaam kar raha tha
Daksh ne etne dino ki mahnat ke baad engine tayar kar liya tha electric engine
Aaj kuch jada hi excited tha lekin yahi uski galti hue kyuki aaj excitement me Bhai apna sober hi aagya tha
Aur lund ke bache ne kuch to bhasad ki aur ek jhatke me pura engine blast hogya
Dhamaka etna jor ka tha ki puri Lab hill gaye aur engines ke parts ne Daksh ke body parts ke chitade uda diye
Right hand me to ek puri plate ghus gaye thi
Aur bhi kafi jagah screw, motors, aur pata nahi kya kya laga tha
Buri tarah khoon bahane laga
Daksh girne hi wala tha ki vaha bhid ekhata hogaye aur jaldi se usse hospital lejaya gaya
Hath me jada choot aae thi 25-30 stitches lage the aur baki jagah simple pattiyon ne kaam kar diya tha
Ek pair me bhi kafi lagi thi jiski vajah se chalne ke liye bhi mana kiya gaya tha
Abhi uske jhakmo par marham lagaya ja raha tha ki Arjun vaha pahuch chuka tha
Seniors se bhasad ke baad ye log kafi famous hogaye the esliye sabko bahut jaldi pata chal gaya ki kya hua tha
Kuch hi minutes me baki ke bakchod bhi aagaye the jisme ruhi bhi thi lekin Kiran nahi thi
Arjun- jada shok hai marne ka tujhe bc
Daksh- abhi bakchodi mat kar
Dimag bahut kharab hai
Ruhi- bakchodi ye kar raha hai ya tu kar raha hai
Kabhi koe kaam dekh ke bhi kar liya kar
Daksh pehle hi gusse me tha aur ruhi ne usse aur trigger kar diya
Daksh gusse me bed se utha aur glucose ki bottle jo usse lagaye ja rahi thi usse ek jhatke me nikala aur samne diwar pe de mara
Daksh- listen to me
Listen to me very carefully
Ye meri pichle chaar saal ki mahnat thi jo abhi pani me bah gaye
To acha yehi hoga ki kuch der ke liye apna muh band rakho nahi to koe mar jaega mere hatho se
Bahut gusse me aur bahut tej awaz me bola
Etne tez ki doctor aur nurse vaha aagaye
Doctor- Mr. Chaudhary please calm down
Aur aawaz kam rakho dusre patients ko problem ho rahi hai
Daksh- chhup madarchoddddddd
Nikal le yaha se abhi ke abhi nahi to mere side wale bed par tu pada milega
Daksh out of control ho chuka tha aur vaha sabki gand faat ke hath me aa chuki thi
Kisi ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi Daksh ko kuch bolne ki chahe vo Arjun hi kyu na ho
Tabhi piche se saanvi nikal ke aayee aur Daksh ka hath bade pyaar se pakad ke bed tak lejane lagi
Daksh ka gussa abhi khatam nahi hua tha uski aankhen abhi bhi buri tarah laal ho rakhi thi jaise line khich rakhi ho
Daksh ko bed par lita ke saanvi
Can you guys give us a minute please
Saanvi ne bola aur sab seconds ke hisaab se gayab hogaye lekin the sab hospital me hi
Bas Daksh ke ward ke bahar aagaye the
Saanvi- kyu apne hi dosto par gussa kar rahe ho?
Daksh- tum jao yaha se
Mujhe kuch der akela rahna hai
Saanvi- aur us time me kisi ke hath pair toot gaye to uski responsibility kiski hai?
Daksh- kuch nahi hoga
Bas sabko bol dena mujhe akela chhod de
Saanvi- failure to life ka part hai na
Ek baar fail hue ho next time success bhi to hoge na
Daksh- kya bola maine tumhe jao yaha se
Halke gusse me
Saanvi- aur nahi jaungi to?
Sabki tarah mujhe bhi galliya doge kya?
Daksh kuch nahi bola
Bas apne hi khayalo me khoya raha
Saanvi- acha Baba main ja rahi hu
Lekin promise me gussa nahi karoge
Daksh- hmm
Saanvi- that's like a good boy
Aur Daksh ke gallo par kiss karke bahar chali gaye
Jaha sab pehle se hi bathe hue the
Ruhi- abhi thik hai vo?
Saanvi- vo kabhi thik nahi rahte
But don't worry abhi kuch nahi hoga
Just kisi ko unke pass mat jane dena
Aur kuch problem ho to just call me okay
Aur ruhi ko apne number deke vaha se chali gaye
Pawan- ye bc psycho hai pura ka pura
Hritik- lekin sala tehrvi ke ladoo rah gaye bc
Ruhi- tumhe saram nahi aati aisa bolte hue?
Hritik- mera Dost main kuch bhi bolu
Ruhi- Jada nahi bol rahe tum?
Arjun- are yaar Bas karo
Bc Kal se lad hi rahe ho tum dono
Pawan- main kya bolta hu ek do hot hot nurses ko bejh dete hai
Apne aap sale ka SAB khada ho jaega
Arjun- bejh de fir agar tu pocket me leke gum raha hai to
Pawan- tujhe bas mokka chahiye na hagne ka?
Arjun- kha le fir
Ruhi- yaar tum log kaise ho
Yaha tumhre Dost ke sath etna sab hogya aur tum sab alag hi bhasad macha rahe ho
Pawan- sweetheart etni aasani se nahi marega vo
So just chill
Bas dukh es baat ka hai ki laduu postponed hogaye
Karan-bhai saab kya ladki hai
Karan piche se bola jo sayad direct hospital hi aagya tha
Ruhi- ye lo aagya ek aur hawas ka pujari
Karan- bach ke rahna mujhse
Ruhi- Bhai bola hai tujhe to
Karan- bolna to chahta tha vo word lekin sala jada hojaega esliye jane do
Aur kaise ho bakchodo
Hritik- tu etna late kaise hogya?
Karan- kuch mil gaya tha raste me
Pawan- tujhe kaise mil jate hai be raste me kuch
Hume to bc tatti hi milta hai
Ruhi- Pawan tum kuch jada obsessed nahi ho potty se
Pawan- hu esliye to tumhre sath batha hu
Karan- burned
Got rosted by my brother
Vaise main bahut badiya daru laya hu
Arjun- jiska baap IAS ho uske pass achi daru ki kami hogi kya?
Karan- bhosdike to vo lene thodi dete hai mujhe
Ye to jugad karke laya hu
Ruhi- tere dad IAS hai?
Karan- impress ho gaye mujhse?
Pawan- tujhse nahi tere baap se
Dhayan rakhna kahi dusri Maa na mil jaye
Ruhi- shut up
Pawan- aye ye sirf Hritik ko bol sakti ho tum
Ruhi- ha lekin tera to muh bhi tod sakti hu
Pawan apne hontho par ungli rakh leta hai
Hritik- abhi kya karna hai?
Arjun- wait karte hai us gandu ke mood ko normal hone ka
Karan- are daru laya hu main bataya to
Ussi se thik hoga uska mood
Otherwise aise hi yaha gand marate rahenge
Ruhi- thoda time aur dete hai usko fir bolenge flat chalne ke liye
Pawan- vaise kya kismat hai na gandu ki
Pichle baar pair tudva ke medical mil gaye thi aur abki baar hath aur pair dono tudva ke mil jaegi
Bc college jane ka jhanjhat hi khatam
Arjun- beta vo fir bhi pass ho jaega
Tu apni soch
Pawan- esi baat ka to dukh hai
Tum dono bc kaise hi karke marks le aate ho aur hum yuhi gand hilate rah jate hai
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte rahe aur evening se raat hone lagi ki Daksh lagdate hue apne ward se bahar aaya
Usse dekh ke sab khade hogaye
Pawan- chale bhai
Bahut der hogaye bc
Daksh- Cab bula le
Chal ke nahi jana
Fir Ruhi cab book karti hai aur sab bill vagra pay karke flat aajate hai
Karan- khol lu fir bottle
Daksh- intezaar kis chhij ka kar raha hai bc
Ruhi- tera
Pata nahi glucose ki bottle ki tarah daru ki bottle bhi food de
Daksh- ye tont tha jo main samjh gaya
Aur SORRY
Arjun- tere muh se sorry achi nahi lagti
Pawan- aur tera muh bina mere Lund ke acha nahi lagta
Ruhi- aajao Bhai sab
Bahut dino baad sath bath rahe hai
Ruhi unki bakchodi khatam karte hue boli
Uske baad sab bath jate hai aur daru ka silsila suru hojata hai.....
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