Update-69
Bhai ki farmaesh par mega update
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Daksh- yaar jo main hu vo maine bata diya
Jo kiya aur jo karne wala hu vo bhi tumhe pata hai
To kya tum sachme chahti ho ki tumhra pyaar tumhre liye apne aapko hi badal le?
Poonam- aapne ek bet ke liye mere sath etna kuch kiya?
Daksh- vo suruvaat thi yaar
Uske baad jo hua vo sab sach tha
Humara pyaar bilkul real hai yaar
Poonam- aur main kaise maan lu?
Daksh- main proof dene nahi aaya hu
Tumhe bas etna bolne aaya hu ki main tumse bahut pyaar karta hu
Aur karta rahunga
Lekin apne aapko bhi nahi badlunga
Tumhe sath dena hai to de sakti hu
Poonam- nahi to?
Daksh- nahi to mujhe nahi pata
Main tumhe sab bata sakta hu
Jo tum chaho vo sab
Lekin apne lakshay me piche nahi hatunga
Poonam- mujhe kaise pata chalega ki jo bologe vo sach hi hoga?
Abhi ke jaise sab juth bhi to ho sakta hai?
Daksh- esme tumhe trust karna padega
Aur maine kabhi juth nahi bola tumse
Relationship ek bet se start hua tha lekin jo bhi conversation hue thi vo sab real thi
Bilkul real
Poonam- aage kya karoge?
Kyu karoge?
Mujhe sab janana hai
Daksh- maine apni family se jada importance mohini Aunty ko di thi
Pehle to unhe maa hi bolta tha lekin ab Aunty bolne ka bhi man nahi karta
Vo mere sath thi jab main bilkul akela tha
Mere sath khelti, meri jarurate pura karti, mera khayal rakhti
Mujhe bahut pyaar tha unse
Mere mom dad me humesha jhagde hi rahte the esliye unhone mujhe hostel bejh diya kyuki main bahut violent hogya tha
Mujhe aana nahi tha yaha
Unke sath hi rahna tha lekin kisi ne nahi suna
Mohini Aunty ko bhi bola lekin unhone bhi ye bol diya ki hostel hi mere liye best hai aur vo har weekends par mujhe milne aaya karegi
Lekin kabhi aae nahi sayad weekend aane me unhe 4 saal lag gaye
Main unhe bahut phone karta tha starting me bolti ki abki baar aaenge
Sorry busy thi
Kiran ki vajah se nahi aa pae
Lekin fir unhone mera call attend karna band kar diya
Main seniors se maar khata fir unhe call karta ye soch ke ki vo mujhe yaha se leke chali jaenge
Par aisa hua nahi
Uske baad mujhe maar khane ki aadaat pad gaye aur unke pass call karne ki aadat khatam hogaye
Dheere Dheere time gujara aur mere hath bhi uthane lag gaye
School se suspended hua lekin fir bhi koe nahi aaya
Bas call par hi request karke sab sort kar diya
Hath toda seniors ne tab bhi koe nahi aaya
Kutto ki tarah maara, 6 din hospital me tha fir bhi koe nahi aaya
To maine soch liya ki ab main khud se hu aur meri jindagi khud dekhni hai
Jaise logo se main bully hua ek time baad main bhi vaisa hi hogya
Bahut maar pitae aur Bas maar pitae ke sahare jine laga
Sabko dard me dekh ke mujhe mera dard kam feel hota
Mujhe kisi se badla nahi lena tha us waqt
Main Bas door jana chahta tha
Lekin fir aisa hua ki sab badal gaya aur uska natija aane wale time me dikehga*****
Different situations at same time
Saanvi canteen me apni friends ke sath bathi thi ki vaha Pawan aur Arjun aajate hai
Pawan- hey
Saanvi Pawan ko dekh ke smile deti hai fir apne friends se
Saanvi- main hostel me milti hu
Eske baad uski friends vaha se uth ke chali jati hai
Saanvi- aaj humare pass?
Aisa kya hogya?
Pawan- tumne bola tha Daksh ke bare me kuch bata sakti ho
Saanvi- bola to tha
Lekin mera kya fayda?
Arjun- kya chahiye tumhe?
Saanvi- aapke friend ko bata diya tha maine
Pawan- jab tak Daksh nahi bolega tum humare sath nahi rah sakti
Saanvi- so bad
Ab main kya karu?
Arjun- listen we really needs your help
Hume pata hai Daksh kisi problem me hai aur ye bhi pata hai ki vo hume nahi bataega
So if you can help us it will be great
Saanvi- agar vo nahi batana chahte aur believe me maine kuch bataya to aap logo ke liye bahut problem ho sakti hai
Arjun- we will handle that
Saanvi- okay
But main free me kuch kyu batau
Vo bhi ye jante hue ki esse mere aur Daksh ke relation me problem aa sakti hai?
Pawan- kya tum nahi chahti ki Daksh safe rahe?
Hasta hua rahe?
Saanvi- Vo humesha safe rahte hai to es baat ko dimag se nikal do
Rahi baat hasne ki vo possible nahi hai
Arjun- you wanna help or not?
Saanvi- chalo thik hai
Pucho kya puchna hai?
Arjun- Daksh weird behave kyu kar raha hai
Saanvi- kyuki vo aise hi hai humesha se
Pawan- pehle to nahi tha
Saanvi- humare liye to aise hi the humesha se
Arjun- vo kisi problem me hai?
Saanvi- vo problem me nahi rahte
Unke opponents problem me rahte hai
Pawan- sidha sidha bata do yaar
Saanvi- Bhai.....
Main Bhai bol sakti hu na aap logo ko?
Arjun- es hissab se to Daksh bhi tumhra Bhai ho jaega
Saanvi- es hissab se to nahi honge
Pawan- Bhai bol lo bas kuch important bata do
Saanvi- Bhai bane ho to farz nibhana aur yaad rakhna maine kitni badi tip de rahi hu
Kiran ko unke pass rakho
Gussa karega ye jayaz hai
Kuch galat bhi bol sakta hai
Lekin if anyone can help him then aap logo ko unhe Kiran ke sath rakhna padega
Vaise ye bahut difficult hai dono ko sath rakhna but aap kaise karte ho ye aap jano
Arjun- Kiran aur Daksh kaise related hai?
Saanvi- main bahut baar sochti hu ye lekin fir samjh nahi aata
Esliye aap bhi sochna chhodo aur kaam karo
Arjun- kaise related hai?
Saanvi- aap aadhitya Roy se kyu nahi puch lete
Aapki to baat hoti hai na unse?
Arjun- tum...
Saanvi usse bich me hi rokte hue
OK bhaiya I think it's enough for today
Please apni pyaari chhoti behan ka canteen bill pay kar dena
Aur saanvi muskurate hue vaha se chali jati hai
Dusri jagah
Nidhi- Kal kaha the tum?
Daksh- jaha hona chahiye
Nidhi- nivedita ke sath the?
Daksh- jab pata hai to kyu puch rahi ho?
Nidhi- jab main vo sab karne ko ready hu jo uske sath kar rahe ho fir main kyu nahi?
Daksh- sweetheart you are forgetting something
Hum Dost hai aur dosto ki tarah behave karo
Nidhi- Daksh ek baar mere sath please
I swear main fir kabhi kuch nahi mangugi tumse
Daksh- thik hai
Mujhe koe problem nahi hai lekin uske baad no friendship, no conversation nothing
Tum apne raste main apne raste
Nidhi- kyu kar rahe ho mere sath aisa?
Daksh- dosti ko badnaam mat karo
Tumne bola tha hum ye conversation nahi karenge aur aaj hum fir vahi khade hai
Nidhi- Mujhe acha nahi lagta tumhe kisi aur ke sath dekhna
Daksh- ye tumhri problem hai meri nahi
Mera man kiya to main har roj ladki change karunga
Tumhe problem hai to door raho mujhse
Nidhi- nahi rah sakti na
Tum samjh nahi rahe ho
Daksh- main sab samjh gaya hu
Agar dobara tumne mujhe es topic par baat ki to tumhe asli Daksh dekhne ko mil jaega
And believe me tum sahan nahi kar paoge
Aur ha agar aaj trip par chalna hai to ye kachra dimag se nikal ke aana
Aur Daksh vaha se gusse me nikal jata hai
Roy mansion
Mohini- aadi Daksh hath se nikal chuka hai
Usse sab pata hai ki ye humara plan hai
Aadi- baby starting me to lagega hi usse
Dhhere dheere yakin dilana padega na usse
Mohini- tumhe seriously lagta hai vo kabhi yakin karega?
Jab maine usse beta bola to kahta hai to ab apne bete ke Lund par bath ke jhul le
Aadi- hahahahaha
Ab tum ho hi etni hot to vo bhi kya kare
Mohini- main mazak ke mood me nahi hu
Aadi- tumhe pata hai Daksh ne aisa kyu bola hai
Kuch nahi karega tumhe vo
Mohini- mujhe ab usse dar lagane lag gaya hai
Aadi- esliye hi ab sabse bada hathiyaar use karna hai
Mohini- kya?
Aadi- pyaar hi to uski kamjori hai
Bechare ko kabhi nahi mila
Aur ussi ka to bhukha hai vo
To do usse pyaar
Aur karo usko distract
Mohini- ye etna easy nahi hai jitna tum bol rahe ho
Aadi- pata hai mujhe
Lekin ye bhi sach hai ki usse pyaar se hi haraya ja sakta hai
Uski baatein mano chahe kitni bhi galat kyu na bol raha ho aur fir jab vo kamjor padnane lagega to kaat dalenge sale ko
Mohini- tum log usse etna lightly kaise le sakte ho?
Aadi- koe lightly nahi le raha usse
Mujhe pata hai vo kisi par trust nahi karega lekin tumhe try karna padega
This is our last hope to save our family
Chalo vapas aajate hai bahut gum liye aaj
Karan- samaan le liya kya sab?
Daksh- mujhe nahi pata Bhai kuch
Karan- ye lund bhi nahi aaye hai abhi tak
Daksh- tu call karke puch
Arjun piche se
Aagaye Bhai
Karan- daru maal sab leliya
Pawan- maal to kar liya score
Daksh- daru?
Arjun- vo to laega
Daksh- mera card nahi chal raha
Pata nahi kya kiya hai bank walo ne
Karan- chal apan le aate hai
Arjun- tum log leke aao
Hum ladkiya aur bikes le aate hai
Daksh- thik hai
Uske baad sab apne apne kaam ko nikal jate hai aur 7 baje tak sab vapas flat pe aa chuke the
Daksh- ruhi coffee pila de yaar
Ruhi- kabhi tu bhi pila diya kar
Daksh- bahut sar dard kar raha hai
Please yaar
Ruhi- thik hai thik hai ro mat
Ruhi coffee banane chali jati hai aur baki sab hall me bathe baatein karne lag jate hai
Pawan- aaj nahi aaenge vapas
Kal raat tak aaenge
Karan- kyu vaha gand marani hai etne time
Pawan- dekh lenge yaar
Etne time baad sath ja rahe hai
Kiran- ruhi kaha hai?
Arjun- usse thoda kaam tha
Aati hogi bas
Hritik- phone karo jiske pass number hai
Late ho jaenge nahi to
Ruhi coffee late hue
Ha koe exam hai na humare jo late ho jaenge
Daksh- kya?
Exam aagaye?
Hritik- metaphor tha
Fir sab coffee peete hai aur etne me Nidhi bhi aajate hai aur sab bikes par chal dete hai
Lagbhag ek ghante baad jungle me pahuch jate hai aur thodi mahnat ke baad tent vagra laga ke bath jate hai
Aur bone fire jala ke bath gaye
Arjun ne plan karke apne aur Daksh ke bich me Kiran ko batha diya aur Daksh ke dusre side me Nidhi ko
Karan- khol lete hai fir bottle?
Pawan- jala lete hai fir armaan?
Hritik- dono sath karlo bhai
Fir sabke peg banaye gaye, ladkiyo ke liye beer thi kyuki ruhi, Kiran, anjali, Nidhi char ladkiya hogaye thi
Sambhalne me muskil ho sakti thi
Karan- anjali tumne esme aisa kya dekh liya?
Anjali- esme to kuch nahi dekha
Lekin jab tere jaise hawasi ka phone kisi dusre ladke ke reason se aaye matlab kuch behad serious hai
Hritik- ek line me do bando ko diss kar diya
Kiran- Karan tum to famous hogaye
Karan- main starting se hi famous tha
Anjali- lekin afshos meri friend nikal gaye tumhre hath se
Karan- galatfami me jee rahi ho sweetheart
Aisi koe ladki bachi hi nahi jisse Karan ne chaha ho aur paya nahi
Anjali- matlab
Karan- vo apni friend se puch lena
Ruhi- bahut kamina hai be tu
Karan- vo to tu dost rah gaye nahi to dikhata tujhe
Ruhi- ande muh se nikal deti main to
Kiran- ruhi don hai ladkiyo ki
Pawan- tabhi humare Bhai ki aisi halaat ban gaye hai
Hritik- mujhe mat ghasite Bhai
Pawan- vaise halaat to Arjun ki bhi kam kharab nahi hai
Kiran- full maje me hai
Maine puri chhut de rakhi hai
Pawan- what the hell fir humare samne kyu gand marata hai
Daksh- kyuki vo eska shok hai
Kiran- tera shok bhi pata hai hume
Daksh- nahi pata tumhe
Agar pata hota to bol nahi pati
Nidhi- hum party karne aaye hai ya ladne?
Ruhi- are tum nae ho na esliye nahi pata
Ye common hai en sabke bich
Vaise bhi kutte ki dum sidhi nahi hoti
Arjun- truth or dare?
Pawan- yesssss
Fir sab ha me ha mila dete hai sivay Daksh ke liye peer pressure bc
Bottle gumti hai aur aati hai Nidhi par sabse pehle
Ruhi- Nidhi truth or dare?
Vo fas gaye bechari kyuki dono hi surat me uski gand lagani thi
Nidhi- truth
Pawan- bahut himmat hai ladki me
Kiran- ladki ko ladki task degi
Hritik- ye kaha ka rule hai
Ruhi- abhi ke liye to yehi hai
One word for each of us
Nidhi- ruhi strong
Kiran emotional
Anjali idk
Hritik short tempered
Arjun kind
Pawan stoned
Karan kisi ko batane ki jarurat nahi hai
Ruhi- aur daksh?
Nidhi ek second ka pause leke
FRIEND
Ruhi- nice
Fir dobara bottle gumti hai aur ruhi hi fas jati hai
Karan- esse strong bola gaya tha to dare
Ruhi- oye hello main choose karungi
Karan- dar gaye to alag baat hai
Ruhi- fuck you
Dare
Karan- dance karke dikha
Khud daat dikhate hue bolta hai
Sab bhi majje lete hue ruhi ruhi karne lag jate hai
Majburi me bechari ko dance karna padta hai
Karan khub majje me sitiya bajata hai
Fir next faisa apna Pawan
Pawan- main sach ke siva kuch nahi bolunga
Arjun- maal ya anjali?
Pawan- priorities clear hai bro
Maal phukne ke baad anjali
Daksh- ye Bhai hai mera
Next number Karan ka
Karan- truth
Hritik- pyaar hua hai kabhi?
Karan ka hasta chehra ek second ke liye gayab hogya fir bola HA
Next number anjali ka
Anjali- truth
Pawan- kya yaar sab truth truth bol Rahe hai
Boring game bc
Hritik- sale tune bhi truth hi bola tha
Aur tu hi puch le question bhi
Pawan- sex Kab karegi?
Arjun- priorities dekh rahe ho Bhai ki
Anjali- kabhi nahi
Ruhi- aur ye hua klpd
Next faisa Hritik
Hritik- truth
Arjun- gand hi maar lo game ki
Arjun- chala Bata kon jada important ruhi ya vo 6 saal wali
Daksh- aise mat puch
Lath baj jaenge
Hritik- tum jaise Dost rahe to baj hi jane hai
Aur ruhi without any second thought
Next Arjun
Arjun- truth
Hritik- Abe tu to bahut bol raha tha
Pawan- Daksh ya Kiran?
Daksh- bhosdike ye kaisa question hai
Hritik- ab puch liya to puch liya
Arjun- Daksh
Daksh- kiss karne ko man kar raha hai tujhe
Ab bas do hi bach gaye the Kiran aur daksh
Arjun- ab tum dono apas me hi puch lo
Kiran- truth
Daksh- aaditya ya mohini
Pawan- ye kon hai be
Daksh- vo janti hai
Mohini Daksh ki baat ka matlab bahut ache se samjh gaye thi
Aur usse ye bhi pata tha ki jiska bhi naam liya dusre wale pe khatra
Bahut tagda game khela Daksh ne
Kuch hua to blame Kiran pe ki tune hi choose kiya tha
Ruhi- bol yaar
Kitna soch rahi hai yaar
Kiran- mohini
Daksh- okayyyyyyy
Ruhi- ab tera number hai
Daksh- dare
Pawan- bhosdike tujhe hi to truth bolna tha
Kiran- Dost ban ja na vapas
Please
Bahut pyaar se boli aur vaha shanata chha gaya kyuki sabko abhi tak ye pata lag chuka tha ki Kiran aur Daksh ke bich sab thik nahi hai
Arjun alag khush hogya tha
Yehi to chahiye tha usse
Vaha ab sab Daksh ki taraf dekhne lag gaye
Daksh ne Kiran jo uske side me hi bathi thi usse side se hug kiya fir sar par ek kiss karke uth gaya
Daksh- moot ke aata hu
Arjun- main bhi aa raha hu
Pawan- kyu bc uska pakad ke karvaega kya
Lekin bechare Pawan ko ignore karke vo dono thoda door chale gaye
Arjun- to ab sab thik hai?
Daksh- tune kiya ye?
Arjun- Teri kasam maine kuch nahi kiya
Daksh bina kuch bole susu karne lag gaya
Arjun- bolega ab sab thik hai kya?
Daksh- tujhse maine kaha tha usse mujhe door rakh lekin tune nahi suni meri
Arjun- maine kya kiya hai bc
Daksh- tujhse maine ye bhi bola tha ki saanvi se door rahna
Arjun- ha to door hi hai
Daksh- agar sach nahi batana ho to juth bhi nahi bolna chahiye
Arjun tujhe Bhai mana hai esliye pehle hi bata diya tha aur last time aur bata raha hu
Kiran ki family barbaad hogi aur agar es dare se tune mujhe bahar nahi nikala to unke sath Kiran bhi barbaad hogi
Main promises nahi todta esliye khud se es baar kuch nahi karunga
Uske sath normal hi rahunga
Ab tujhe decide karna hai tujhe vo safe chahiye ya fir.......