Update-71
Daksh aur Nidhi library me padh rahe the, actually Nidhi ko kuch doubts the jo Daksh uski help kar raha tha
Daksh ka to pata nahi lekin mujhe to yehi lag raha tha ki Nidhi ko koe doubts nahi hai vo bas Daksh ke sath time bitane ke liye ye sab nataak kar rahi hai
Bc topper hai vo batch ki
Kafi der tak dono padhte rahe fir Daksh ka phone aajata hai aur Daksh Nidhi ko bye bol ke chala jata hai
Daksh ke jane ke thodi hi der me Nidhi bhi vaha se chali jati hai
Daksh library se nikla
Call attend ki fir lake par chala gaya fukne
Aaj bhid kuch jada hi thi lekin vaha sab yehi karne aate the to koe problem nahi thi
Daksh ke kuch aur jaan pahchan wale mil gaye vaha aur vo sab kuch der tak bhasad machate rahe
Fir sab chale gaye
Aaj pata nahi kyu lekin Daksh ka man ruchi ko pelne ka kar gaya
Vaise ho college ki sabse hot ladkiyo me thi sayad esliye bhi
To Bhai apna pahuch gaya campus lekin kismat etni kharab ki ruchi mila lekin apne boyfriend ke sath
Bechara man maar ke vapas jane laga to chauhan mil gaya
Chauhan- bhosdike tu edar hi ghumta rahta hai kya humesh?
Daksh- meri chhod apni bata
Tu yaha kya karta hai?
Chauhan- jo tu karta hai
Tabhi Ritesh aajata hai
Daksh- ye bhi yahi hai
Ritesh- chal aaja flat chalte hai badiya daru peenge
Daksh- Kal college nahi jana kya?
Ritesh- chale jaenge bc
Daru college jane se thodi rokti hai
Daksh apne flat par to abhi jane wala nahi tha esliye unke sath hi chala gaya
Flat par daru khul gaye aur bath gaye teeno
Ritesh- kaisi chal rahi hai teri londibaji?
Daksh- badiya
Ritesh- ek do Hume bhi dila de?
Daksh- main dalla ban jata hu
Chauhan- idea bura nahi hai vaise
Kamae achi hojaegi
Daksh- muh band rakh nahi to lund gussa dunga
Chauhan- thik hai tu?
Daksh- bc ye question mat pucha kar
Chhid hogaye hai esse
Ritesh- acha Bhai gussa kyu kar raha hai
Maine suna tera engine fat gaya
Daksh- mera nahi jo main bana raha tha vo
Ritesh- ha bc ek hi baat hai
Main kuch logo ko janta hu sayad kuch help hojaye
Daksh- college walo ko involve nahi karna
Ritesh- lodu koe college wala help bhi nahi kar sakta
Main bahar ke experienced bando ki baat kar raha hu
Daksh- kaise help karenge
Ritesh- vo bhi yehi try kar rahe hai
Baat kar lena agar help hue to thik nahi to gand maraye
Daksh- dekhte hai
Chauhan- Maine ek Ladki dekhi
Bhai sayad college me usse hot koe nahi hai
Daksh- nikal denge uski garmi bhi
Ritesh- kon hai be?
Chauhan- Sakshi
Ritesh - ha be bahut bomb hai
Esne Simran ko bhi piche chhod diya
Daksh- bc aur meri najaro se abhi tak bachi hue hai
Chauhan- kyuki bhosdike teri najar aajkal aur hi kahi hoti hai
Daksh- sala matlab kya hai be tera
Chauhan- jane de
Daksh- joint bhi jala hi le ab
Fir sab maal fukne lagte hai aur late tak Daksh vapas aajata hai
Dinner karke sojata hai
Next day se firse vohi routine jo har roj ka hota hai
Subah college evening me Lab fir fukna uske baad vapas
Do char dino tak sab normal hi rahta hai aur fir unke monthly test aajate hai to uske liye gand marane lagte hai
Ye sala college walo ki bahut bakchodi hoti hai bc monthly test ke bhi marks final me judenge
Sala college me hai ya school me bc
Kisi tarah nikalte hai exams aur fir vapas se class me gand gishae
Ek evening
Saanvi- to apne pucha nahi card kyu block hua?
Daksh- mujhe jarurat nahi hai
Ek hua to main dusra leaaya
Saanvi- vo to aap use nahi karte the?
Daksh- ab karne laga hu
Saanvi- matlab Ek call karke thik nahi karva sakte the?
Daksh- tujhe pata hai na call kisko karni padti?
Saanvi- ha pata hai lekin mujhe to bol sakte the
Main kara deti
Daksh- tumhe vo sab pata rahta hai jo mujhe tak nahi pata
Aur bol rahi ho ki bata dete?
Saanvi- maine esliye kuch nahi kiya ki kahi aap gussa na hojao
Daksh- jaise aaj tak aise kaam kiye hi nahi hai na tumne
Saanvi- dekha?
Yehi bol rahi thi main
Daksh aage kuch nahi bola
Saanvi- kuch udati udati khabar aae hai mere pass?
Daksh- to main kya karu
Saanvi- bas bata rahi hu
Koe vapas jinda hua hai?
Daksh- tumhe jab sab pata hi chal jata hai to batane ki kya jarurat hai?
Saanvi- main to bas confirm kar rahi thi?
Rate double ha?
Meri mano to problem bhi khud create karne lag jao
Jada profit hoga
Daksh- aur kuch?
Saanvi- I'm just kidding
Bas apna dhayan rakhna please
Daksh- otherwise?
Saanvi- otherwise mujhe rakhna padega
Jo sayad aapko pasand na aaye
Daksh- abhi bhi to tum rakh hi rahi ho
Saanvi- mohini Aunty ko jane do na please
Daksh- Kiran ko pakad leta hu fir
Kisi ek ko to nahi chhodunga
Saanvi- apne aapko bhul gaye ho aap
Ek din bahut pahchatoge
Daksh- you have no fucking idea ki kisne kya aur kyu kiya hai
Tumhre jo sources hai na vo abhi kuch din pehle paida hue hai
Aur jis chhij ki tum baat kar rahi ho us waqt tum diaper me roti thi
To its better if you stay away for all this
Because you know nothing
Saanvi- acha baba
Sorry
Gussa nahi hona please
Bahut pyaar se bolti hai
Daksh- mujhe es bare me koe baat nahi karni aage se dhayan rakhna
Aur Daksh uth ke chala jata hai
Aaj time se flat pahuch gaya to vaha sab mojud the
Daksh- tu yahi rahti hai kya humesha?
Ruhi- tujhe kya problem hai?
Daksh- ha na
Kahi bache hogaye to?
Ruhi- vo bhi teri problem nahi hai
Actually hai
Unki potty to tu hi saaf karega
Daksh- mere jaise bana dunga fir to
Ruhi- jaisa tu bachpan me tha vaise?
Bas ab eske baad to Daksh ke taar jhunjhuna gaye
Daksh- kya boli tu?
Behad gusse me
Arjun- hey calm down
Vo mazak kar rahi thi
Karan bich me aate hue
Daksh ek help chahiye thi
Lekin Daksh ne to jaise Karan ki baat suni hi nahi
Uska to chehra laal pad chuka tha aur aankhon me khon utar aaya tha
Bc jis bachpan ko vo kabhi yaad nahi karna chahta aaj ruhi ne galti se hi lekin yaad to dila diya tha
Ruhi- daksh I'm sorry
Maine bina soche bol diya
Bahut pyaar se boli
Daksh ruhi ko ignore karke Karan se
Kya help
Karan- yaar vo pyaar hogya?
Daksh- acha mazak tha
Aage suna
Karan- mazak nahi kar raha
Serious hu bc
Pawan- Bhai esne aaj subah se dimag kharab kar rakha hai
Daksh- kon hai?
Karan- Sakshi
Daksh- fuck you sale
Karan- ab tujhe kya hua?
Daksh- aaj hi to bc uske liye plan banaya hai
Hritik- hahahahhahahahha
Sahi hai bc
Aaj pata chala lodu(karan)
Karan- aise mat kar bhai
Love at first sight hogya hai
Makasam mazak nahi kar raha
Daksh- to main kya help karu?
Karan- Bhai meri image ki to maa chudi padi hai
Sala koe bhi sarif ladki baat tak nahi karegi
Daksh- tujhe kisne bola vo sareef hai
Karan- Bahut sareef hai
Maine sab pata kar liya
Pawan- puri kundali nikal ke aaya hai aaj ye
Daksh- bhosdike tere se koe sareef Ladki baat nahi karegi lekin bc mere se kar legi na?
Karan- tu aur Arjun jake karo na
Bhasad macha ke kuch na kuch to kar doge bc
Arjun- chal chal nikal bc badbu aa rahi hai
Karan- ab aise karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- Abe sale etni achi life chal rahi hai
Kyu lode lagvane par tula hua hai?
Karan- yaar pareshan hogya hu main bc
Es college ke sare fast and forward ladki to baja li hai
Ab bc bina emotions ke sex me bhi maje nahi aa rahe
Ab to bc baatein,cuddling ye sab karna hai
Daksh- Pawan esko maal fukwa
Dimag kharab hogya hai
Karan- tu help kar raha hai ya nahi?
Daksh- nahi
Karan- bc ek ladki ko Bhai ke liye tyaag nahi sakta?
Vaise bhi sare bomb to tere pass hai
Daksh- night time ka bolta to main kuch sochta
But ye bhasad ke bich main nahi aaunga
Karan- Arjun please bhai
Arjun- sala kaan me pata nahi kya hogya
Makkhi bhinbhinane ki aawaz aa rahi hai
Karan- behan ke lodo gand marao
Meri pyaari friend help karegi meri
Ruhi- sochna bhi mat
Teri to bilkul bhi nahi
Karan- yaar tum sab kitne kutte ho bc
Daksh- nivedita ki dilva du?
Vo bhi bomb hai
Karan- tere se pehle hi chhod chuka usko
Behan chod karde help
Daksh- wtf sale fir mera kyu kharcha karvaya oyo ka
Main flat pe leaata
Karan- pucha tune?
Daksh- bina puche nahi bata sakta
Arjun- Daksh main kya bolta hu esse daru mangva lete hai
Uspar discuss kar lenge
Daksh- main Lund nahi kar raha help
Karan- are Bhai black dog pilata hu aaj
Aaram se bath ke baat karenge
Aur Karan flat se nikal jata hai daru lene aur Daksh apne room me chala jata hai
Vo room me change kar raha tha ki ruhi aajati hai
Daksh- sense hai ya nahi bc
Knock karna chahiye
Vo half nude tha
Ruhi- I'm sorry daksh
Really sorry
Maine to Bas yuhi bol diya tha
Tujhe pata hai na main tujhe hurt nahi kar sakti
Daksh- ha ha sab pata hai mujhe
Ab nikal
Ruhi- maaf to karde?
Daksh- main kya bhagwan hu jo maaf karunga
Ja nikal bahut bada dil hai mera
Ruhi khushi me Daksh ke galle lagti hai fir thank you bol ke chali jati hai...