Update-77&78
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Update-77
Daksh park me batha hua tha
Kyu?
Ye to bc sayad Daksh ko hi pata hoga
Vo kya karta hai Kab karta hai ye sab bas usse hi pata rahta hai
Abhi kuch der hua tha aur vo pareshan hoke vahi ghash par let gaya aur aankhen band karli
Doop aur grass me aise aankh band karke letne ka alag hi mazza hota hai
Daksh yaha aaya to kuch aur hi karne the lekin jaise hi aankhen band ki usse saanvi ki baatein yaad aane lagi
Aur fir kya tha Daksh apne dimag me lag gaya sari situations ka analysis karne me
Kab, kaha se aur kaise kya ho sakta hai
Daksh vahi leta leta permutations and combinations lagane lag gaya
Ye bc engineers bhi.....
Bahut sare possibilities aagaye thi aur Daksh ke liye bc possible nahi tha ki vo etni sari possibilities ko ek sath handle kar sake
Ab uske pass do hi options the ya to kisi ki help le ya fir sabko sach sach bata de
Lekin kar vo dono nahi sakta tha
Agar sabko bataya to exams ke sath sath unke mentality par bhi galat asar padega
Aur sala help kiski le kyuki har waqt to koe unke sath rahega nahi
Aisi situation me bc uski koe help kar sakti thi to vo saanvi hi thi
Kal to Daksh bahut chhoda hoke usse mana karke aagya tha
Ab sala vapas uske pass kaise jaye aur bc help ke badle usse shopping bhi karani padegi
Daksh apne hi man me
Bc lode lag gaye hai
Marvenge Bhai usse bhi marvaenge
Ab to sala aadat si ho gaye hai marvane ki
Ek baar aur sahi
*****
Hello sir
Kisi ki aawaz aae jiski vajah se Daksh apne sapno ki dunia se bahar aaya aur ankh kholke samne dekhne laga
Vaha Sakshi khadi thi
To matlab Daksh ka permutations and combinations yaha to sahi lag gaya tha
Vo yehi soch ke aaya tha ki agar Sakshi ke hostel ke pass wale park me bathega aur agar Sakshi ne dekh liya to 69% vo Daksh se baat karne aaegi
Aur vohi hua
Daksh- hello
Bola lekin khada nahi hua
Sakshi- main bath jau?
Daksh- Maine abhi tak kharida nahi Hai ye park
Jis din kharid lunga us din permission ki jarurat padegi
Sakshi muskurate hue Daksh ke side me bath gaye
Sakshi- aap yaha har roj aate ho?
Daksh- nahi bas tumhe dekhne ka man kiya to aagya
Ye baat Daksh ne boli to sach hi thi lekin Sakshi mazak me legaye
Sakshi- Aur mujhe dekhne ka man kyu kiya aapko?
Daksh- bas aise hi udte udte news aae thi mere kaano me
Sakshi- kya news?
Daksh- yahi ki ek pussy mere intezaar me aashon baha rahi hai
Sakshi- chhiiiiiiiiiiiii
Aise kon baat karta hai
Daksh- esme chhi ki kya baat hai
Main to billi(cat) ki baat kar raha tha
Sunane me aaya tha ki mujhe pasand karti hai lekin aaj dikh nahi rahi
Sakshi- main bahut ache se samjh gaye aapke baaton ka matlab
Daksh- are waw tum to bahut intelligent ho
To kya tum mujhe bataoge ki vo pussy ohh sorry I mean billi kaha milegi
Sakshi- mujhe nahi pata
Aur vo uthne ko hue
To Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke vapas batha liya
Daksh- meri pehle hi girlfriend hai
Aur uske alva bahut sari ladkiyo ke sath relationship bhi hai
Tumne to suna hi hoga?
Tum sareef ladki ho aisa ladke ki taraf dhayan do jo tumhe pyaar karta ho
Khush rahogi
Aur may be jisko tumne change kar diya ho
Sakshi- aap Karan ki baat kar rahe ho na?
Daksh- tum dono date karne lag gaye?
Sakshi- nahiii
Daksh- to fir apne senior ko naam leke kaise bula rahi ho?
Sakshi- sorry
Daksh- aage se aisi galti nahi honi chahiye
Sakshi- Ji sir(sad face)
Daksh- Aur ha main Karan ki hi baat kar raha tha
Sakshi- vo bhi ache hai
Meri baat hue thi unse
Daksh- kitne ache?
Sakshi- kafi hai
Daksh- numbers me batao
Sakshi- huh?
Daksh- ha aise koe number jo describe karde
Sakshi- aap meri tang khich rahe hona?
Daksh- main tange kholta hu, khichta nahi
Sakshi muskura di Daksh ki baat se
Sakshi- lekin mujhe vo wali feeling nahi aati unke liye
Daksh- Aur sala mujhe ye nahi pata chalta ki mere liye hi sabko kyu aati hai
Ye dekho apni aankhen chhodi karke dikhata hua
Kitne nashe dikh rahe hai tumhe?
Mujhe yaad tak nahi main last time sober Kab tha
Tumhe aisa ladke ke liye feeling rakhni hai?
Sakshi- I don't know
Daksh- ek ladki pehle hi barbaad ho chuki hai mere liye
EK KO MAIN KAR DUNGA
Tum bacha lena apne aapko
Waqt hai abhi
Sakshi kuch bolne hi wali thi ki Daksh ko saanvi dikh gaye jo hostel se kahi ja rahi thi
Daksh- ok bye
Aur saanvi ki taraf bhagte hue chala gaya
Saanvi- ek aur?
Daksh- main to.....
Saanvi- Karan ki baat karne aaya tha
Daksh ko katate hue
Daksh- ye source mujhe dede saanvi
Daksh aaj arso baad mazak kiya hoga
Jiska result ye hua ki saanvi ruk gaye Aur Daksh ke bilkul samne khadi hoke usse dekhne lagi
Daksh- kya hua?
Saanvi ne Daksh ke sar par hath rakh ke dekha
Daksh- hua kya?
Saanvi- fever to nahi hai
Daksh- main bilkul thik hu
Saanvi- fir mazak?
Vo bhi mere sath
Daksh- main soch raha tha tujhe shopping kara deta hu
Bahut help ki hai tumne
Saanvi- doctor ke bhi chalenge
Daksh- abhi tum mujhe gussa dila rahi ho
Saanvi- meri galti nahi hai
Konse nashe kiye hai aaj aapne
Daksh- chalna hai ya nahi
Saanvi- pehle movie, fir shopping uske baad dinner date
Daksh- okay
Saanvi- thik hai fir wait karo
Main ready hoke aati hu tab tak jake shower lelo
Smell aa rahi hai
Aur saanvi vapas hostel chali jati hai
Daksh uske hostel ke bahar bane chairs par bath jata hai aur aane jane wali ladkiyo ko dekhne lagta hai
Lagbhag ek ghante baad saanvi aae
Bilkul simple suite salwar me bahut cute lag rahi thi
Jab Daksh ne usse aise dekha to
Daksh- mandir chale?
Saanvi- shut up
Daksh- kapdo ki sach me kilat aagaye hai tumhre pass
Saanvi- aapko shower lene ko bola tha maine
Daksh- fir sari ladkiya bawli ho jati
Esliye nahi gaya
Saanvi- cab book karlo
Daksh- Jana kaha hai?
Saanvi- ye movie dekhne hai aur es mall me
Uske baad Daksh cab book karta hai aur dono chale jate hai
Halki fulki baatein karte hue mall pahuchte hai aur movie dekhne lagte hai
Uske baad shopping jate hai aur Daksh ka khub dimag kharab karte hue saanvi apne aur Daksh dono ke liye shopping karti hai aur uske baad dinner karne chale jate hai
Sab kuch hone ke baad vapas cab me hostel chalne lagte hai
Saanvi- chalo ab aapne etna kuch kiya hai to ab aapko information bhi deni padegi
Afterall uske liye hi to etna kuch kiya hai aapne
Daksh- aisa rasta jisse kisi ko kuch pata na chale aur Sab safe rahe
Saanvi- ha na
Aap puchiye to
Daksh- vohi puch raha hu main
Saanvi- lekin aapne pucha kab?
Daksh- vohi to bola
Saanvi- nahi bole
Aapne ye kaha hi nahi saanvi please meri help kardo
Mujhe koe acha rasta batao
Ye kab bola aapne
Daksh- bolna jaruri hai?
Saanvi- nahi aapko nahi hai
Aap to jaan ho meri
To baat aisi hai ki exam time hai
Sab mostly padh hi rahe honge
Aapko jarurat nahi hai
To kyu na problem aane se pehle problem khatam kar de
Daksh-Roy abhi nahi marega
Saanvi- lekin uska empire to mar sakta hai na
Daksh- matlab?
Saanvi- paiso se badh ke kuch nahi hai uske liye
To meat plant close kara dijiye kisi tarah
Vo Pagal ho jaega
Aur aapko jitna time chahiye usse jada mil jaega
Exam ke baad sab ghar chale jaenge
Aur kisi ko koe khatra nahi hoga
Ek mahine me to fir aap dunia hila doge
Daksh- ye kaam to mohini hi kar degi
Saanvi- uske sath risk bhi hoga
Ye mat bhulo vo kabhi loyal nahi thi
Daksh- ab hogi
Saanvi- esse over confidence kahte hai
Daksh- aur kya rasta hai?
Saanvi- vo minister jisse aap paise bejhto ho
Es baar Daksh ne usse ye nahi pucha ki bc saanvi ko pata kaise chala
Bas minister ke bare me sochne lag gaya
Saanvi- nashe kam kardo
Dimag chalna kam hogya hai aapka
Daksh- main chhoti chhijo ke bare me jada nahi sochta
Saanvi- aapke dosto ki life choti baat hai aapke liye?
Daksh- badi bhi nahi hai
Mujhe ek baar bachana hai unko
Saanvi- uske baad?
Daksh- vo jane aur unka kaam
Saanvi- ek din kho doge apne aapko
Daksh- vo to kho chuka hu main
Saanvi- aur sath me mujhe bhi
Daksh- tu to meri apni hai
Do chhate maar ke vapas bula lunga
Saanvi- hawwww aap maroge mujhe?
Daksh- vaise tu kaam to bahut karti hai peetne ki
Saanvi- ek to help karo aur upar se
Agli baar bolna fir bataungi
Daksh- main konsa tumse help mangta hu
Tum free me dene aajati ho
Saanvi- meri galti
Sorry
Saanvi ko ab gussa aagya tha
Daksh- aage se dhayan rakhna
Saanvi- ha ha main hi dhyan rakhungi
Aap kyu rakhoge
Main Pagal jo thahri jo aapse etna pyaar karti hu
Daksh- Pagal to tum ho
No doubt
Saanvi- huhhh
Daksh- chal sakal banana band kar
Aur ye lo
Saanvi- mujhe nahi chahiye kuch bhi
Daksh- dekh to le
Saanvi- nahi chahiye matlab nahi chahiye
Daksh usse jabardasti ek gift jo rapped tha dedeta hai
Saanvi- bola na nahi chahiye
Daksh- hostel jake dekh lena
Aur usko side se hug karke ussa head chum leta hai
Saanvi ka gussa ek second me fur aur vo halka blush karne lagti hai
Daksh- nikal ab
Hostel aagya
Saanvi- huh
Thank you
Daksh- koe baat nahi
Main aksar bacho par tarash kha leta hu
Bye
Saanvi- bye
Love you.....
Update - 78
Sab log soye hue the kyuki aaj exam deke aaye the aur Kal koe exam nahi tha
Exam se pehle wali raat ko koe engineer sota nahi hai, Sabko exam dene ke baad hi nind aati hai
Vohi yaha ho raha tha
Har koe mara pada hua tha
Nind me bhi koe unhe dekh le to aaram se bata sakta hai ki enki gand buri tarah fati thi kuch der pehle
Aur abhi soke maraham lagane ki kosis Kar rahe hai
Agar enke group ki baat ki jaye to sirf Daksh hi aisa tha jo jaga hua tha aur aage ki kuch planning kar raha tha
Arjun aur Kiran nange ki soye pade the sayad exam ki frustration nikal ke soye honge
Shayam hogaye thi aur ab dheere dheere sab uthne lage the kyuki bc abhi to ek hi paper hua tha
Sab uthe Chai coffee pee aur fir aage ke paper ka discussion karne lage
Thodi der tak sabne discussion kiya ki kya aur kaise karna hai fir sab padhne bath gaye
Uske baad koe bakchodi nahi hue, hue to bas padhai
Aur der raat sab vapas sogaye
Vahi Daksh ne number dial kiya aur kisi se baat karne laga
Daksh- kaam hogya?
***** Bhai baat hogaye hai
Ek do din me kaam ho jaega
Daksh- jaldi
Jaldi karo
***** Bhai thoda time lag raha hai
Lekin hum puri kosis kar rahe hai
Daksh- beta agar time pe kaam nahi hua to teri kosis teri hi gand me gused dunga
Samjha?
***** Jee bhai
Uske baad Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur ek aur number dial karta hai
Malik( ye vo banda hai jisko Daksh ne jinda chhod diya tha pahado wali fight me aur sehar par najar rakhne ko bola tha, naam yaad nahi aa raha kya likha tha pehle agar kisi ko yaad hoto batana)
Malik- Jee bhai
Daksh- chaukana hoja
Bahut kuch hone wala hai
Malik- Bhai pura tayar hu
Bahut waqt se vaise bhi entertainment nahi mila hai to bore ho gaya hu
Daksh- abhi bhar bhar ke entertainment milega
Lekin khayal rakhne to city ki har information milni chahiye mujhe
Malik- Bhai es time kuch unusual nahi ho raha hai
Main pura dhayan rakh raha hu
Agar kuch hua to turant aapko khabar kar dunga
Daksh- hoga Bahut jaldi hoga
Aankhen khol ke rakhna
Malik- Bhai jindagi bakashi hai aapne meri
To ye jindagi aapke hi naam hai
Aap tak pahuchne ke liye sabko mujhse hoke gujarna padega
Daksh- dono ke pass aane se pehle hi khatam karde to kaisa rahega?
Malik- ye idea bhi acha hai bhai
Daksh- to bas satark hojao
Khoon peeye Bahut time hogya hai
Malik- Jee bhai
Aur phone kat jata hai
Aaj to Daksh sabko phone karke hi nikalne wala tha
Agla number nikla mohini
Daksh- ha janeman kaisi hai?
Dard thik hogya?
Mohini- abhi kuch nahi pata chala hai
Daksh- kya pucha hai maine tere se?
Jada dimag mat laga aur jo puchu sirf uska jawab de
Mohini- main thik hu
Aur Dard bhi nahi hai
Dardbhari aawaz me boli
Daksh- naraj hai mujhse?
Mohini- nahi
Vo abhi bhi dari hue thi
Daksh- juth bhi bolegi?
Mohini- Daksh tumhe kya chahiye mujhse?
Mera sab to le chuke ho
Daksh- pehli baat to ye ki mere se question mat pucha kar
Dusri ye ki abhi to suruvaat hai janeman
Abhi kaha sab le chuka hu
Mohini- main vo sab kuch kar rahi hu
Jo tum bol rahe ho
Daksh- vo to karna hi padega
Jaan aur izzat se pyaar nahi hai kya?
Mohini- main sab kar to rahi hu
Thodi tez aawaz me
Daksh- chhila mat samjhi
Vahi aake gaad dunga nahi to
Daksh aur gusse me bola
Daksh- bhulne lag gaye kya sab kuch etni jaldi?
Mohini- sab yaad hai mujhe
Bilkul dheeme aawaz me
Daksh- achi baat hai
Agar bhuli to main firse yaad dilaunga aur vo bhi pehle se jada pyaar se
Daksh- ab ye bata Roy ko jinda dekhna hai ya nahi tujhe?
Mohini- mujhe meri puri family jinda dekhni hai aur safe bhi
Daksh- to fir kyu vo apni gand mere raste me la raha hai?
Uske sath kya kya ho sakta hai idea nahi hai kya usse?
Mohini- Uske sath kuch bhi ho lekin uske kaam me na main involve hu, na Kiran aur na mera beta
Daksh- to Matlab ye bol rahi hai ki usse maar du aur tum teeno ko chhod du?
Mohini- jo galti kare usse saja do
Daksh- acha to fir tumhri saja to puri hi nahi hue hai?
Kyuki sabse jada aur badi galtiya to tumne hi ki hai
Mohini- aur kitni saja doge?
Izzat tak to chhin li hai tumne
Daksh- soul bachi hai na
Jo tumhre pass hai thodi bahut
Ek kaam kar Roy ko kuch din ghar me kad karke rakh
Agar nahi rakh pae to uske sath ek aur jaan jaegi
Aur ye tum assume karlo ki vo jaan kiski jaegi
Mohini- jaan jaegi to sirf aadi ki aur kisi ki nahi
Meri aur aadi ke alava kisi ne tumhre sath kuch nahi kiya hai
To agar saza milegi to bhi hum dono ko hi
Daksh- main tum dono ko hi saja de raha hu janeman
Bas tarika alag hai
Jhakham vaha dena chahiye jaha sabse jada dard mile
Daksh- Roy ne es semester ke khatam hone se pehle agar koe kand karne ki kosis ki to I swear to that person which I hated the most ki main tujhe khoon ke aashon rula dunga
Ab tujhpe hai ki tu usse kaise rokti hai
Aur fir Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Phone side me rakh ke cocaine marta hai fir books khol ke bath jata hai
Padta rahta hai padta rahta hai aur fir padhta rahta hai
Subah hoti hai to joint fuk ke college ki taraf nikal jata hai
Vaha se nivedita ko leke aata hai khub chhodta hai
Nashe me to vaise hi log pagal hojate hai
Vaise hi Daksh usko chhod chhod ke laal kar deta hai aur fir jab dono buri tarah toot jate hai to Daksh usko cab book karta hai aur vapas bejh deta hai
Aur khud baad me akele lab chala jata hai
Vaha ka kaam bhi to dekhna hota hai bc
Der raat tak vaha kaam karta hai fir flat aake next exam ke liye padhta hai aur morning me exam dene chala jata hai
Sabki halaat to pehle se hi kharab ho rakhi thi
Lekin do paper khatam hone ki thodi bahut khushi bhi thi
Esliye aaj flat jane se pehle canteen chale jate hai vahi par Daksh ek corner me akele batha black coffee pee raha tha
Pawan - ye bc pagal hogya hai
Sala black coffee pee raha hai
Karan- Daksh edar aaja
Kabhi humare sath bhi bath liya kar
Daksh uth ke unke pass jake bath jata hai
Hritik- aur kya chal raha hai bhai?
Daksh Kiran ki taraf dekh ke
Kisi ko chodne ka plan bana raha hu
Arjun kuch bolne wala tha Kiran ne uska hath dabba ke usse rok liya
Karan- exams kaise ho rahe hai?
Daksh- lath gaad rahe hai
Pawan- bc akele akele fuk raha hai Bhai ko bhul gaya ha
Daksh- are tujhe kaise bhul sakta hu
Tu to mere lund ke bilkul pass hai mere jhaat
Hritik- vapas aaja bhai
Daksh- koe chut khol ke bath jaye to sochu
Arjun- Daksh main tera muh tood dunga
Daksh- aur main tera poora sareer
Ek Ek hadiya tod ke kachumar bana dunga aur fir uska hi plaster bana ke Kisi ki faati hue chhij par laga dunga
Karan- yaar please scene create mat karo
Bc etne dino baad to sath bathe hai
Daksh- esko bol pehle khud ki muh se bolna sikhe fir mere se aake baat kare
Arjun- khud ke muh se hi bolta hu
Teri tarah pith piche war nahi karta
Daksh table se side hota hai, apni t-shirt nikal ke vahi fek deta hai aur
Daksh- aaja fir abhi decide hojaega
Agar tere sareer me ek bhi haddi sahi salamaat chhod di maine to teri bandi teri nahi to tujhe pata hi hai
Arjun koe kamjor nahi tha lekin Daksh trained tha
Sab ko yaha pata tha ki agar ladae hue to Daksh tod dalega Arjun ko
Ek to bc uski body dusra uske sareer pe etne jhakmo ke nisaan the ki kisi ki bhi faat ke hath me aajaye
Daksh- dar gaya?
Ja jake eske pallu me chhup ja
Ab bc Arjun ke sabar ka band bhi toot gaya tha aur vo bhi apne chair ko side me fek ke uth gaya
Yaha ab sab tension me aa chuke the aur puri canteen enko hi dekh rahi thi
Fir Hritik khada hua
Yaha bc tamasha ho raha hai jo etna dhayan se ghur rahe ho
Nikal jao sare ke sare nahi to sar phod dunga ek ek ka
En logo ke piche ke etne kaand ho chuke the ki sab jante the aur esliye puri canteen jhatke me khali hogaye
Hritik- Daksh tu ja yaha se
Pawan- Arjun chal
Karan door khada hoke dekh raha tha vahi Hritik aur Pawan en dono ko alag karne ki kosis kar rahe the
Pawan- chutiya mat ban
Chal yaha se(arjun se)
Hritik- Daksh Bhai kyu dosti ka bhi naam kharab kar rahe ho
Jane de bhai
Kiran aur Karan tamasha dekh rahe the
Jab Daksh aur Arjun nahi hi mane aur ladae hona lagbhag tai hogya tha tab jake Karan bola
Karan- bc ladne dona enko
Jab enhone dosti khatam Karni hi hai to vohi sahi
Sala har roj ke drama se acha to ek din ka hi sahi
Lado bhai
Khub lado
Bc maar do ek dusre ko
Main badiya taliya bajaunga apne dosto ko ladte dekh ke
Ruk kyu gaye lado na
Arjun- esko bol Kiran ko bich me na laye
Daksh- uski to tange kholunga main
Dekhta hu tu kya karta hai
Ye sunte hi Arjun Daksh par jhapta lekin us tak pahuch nahi paya kyuki saanvi ne usko bich me hi rok diya
Saanvi- Daksh chalo
Arjun- ha ha leja esko
Saanvi- chhup hojao please
Maar denge vo aapko
Bhaiya lejao enko
Daksh- ruk na tu
Aaj esko batata hu main kon hu
Saanvi- sabko pata Hai aap kon ho
Aur uski t-shirt usko vapas deti hai
Pawan- Arjun chal
Kiran- Arjun chalo
Kiran ko aakhir bich me bolna hi pada
Sayad saanvi ke sabdo ki vajah se aur vo nahi chahti thi Arjun ko kuch ho
Badi muskil se Kiran Arjun ko vaha se leke jane me successfull hogaye
Unke jane ke baad
Saanvi- ye sab kya hai?
Aapko aise sabke samne nahi aana chahiye
Daksh- masti kar raha tha main to
Saanvi- mujhe bahut ache se pata hai aap kya kar rahe the
Logo ki najar me nahi aana aapko
Samjh nahi aata kya
Daksh- sab Samjh me aata hai mujhe
Saanvi- to fir kyu bhasad macha rahe ho?
Daksh- bore ho raha tha esliye
Saanvi- ab hogaye aapki boriyat door?
Kaam pe dhayan diya?
Daksh- main sab chhijo par dhayan rakhta hu
Saanvi- abhi lag nahi raha aisa
Kya soch rahe ho aap?
Daksh- kuch bhi to nahi
Saanvi- ye aapke apne hai
Enhe kho doge to fir kya bach jaega?
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi
Saanvi- fir kyu?
Daksh- vohi best hai sayad..