Update-2
After a week
Ek week ke andar sabke group ban jate hai aur yaha bhi aisa hi hua
Daksh, Arjun aur Pawan to pehle hi mil chuke the unke alava enke group me kuch Bande aur hue lekin ladki ek bhi nahi thi
Kyuki ye sare ke sare the harami , ek se badh ke ek
Enka group class ke last me jake batata aur aadhe jate hi so jate aur bache hue ladkiya tadte rahte
Aisa nahi tha ki padhne me bilkul hi daffer the
Jitne log the vo sare besak exam se ek din padne wale ho aur chahe kabhi class me dhayan na diya ho lekin 7-8 pointer se kam kisi ke nahi aate the
Ye hi talent hota hai engineers ke haramiyo ka
Daksh- aaj kahi gumne nikalte hai
Vaise bhi kal se weekend hai
Pawan- ha bc main score kar leta hu
Arjun- maal ke upar bhi jindagi hoti hai gandu
Daksh- vo jindagi hume nahi jeene
Arjun- tu kam rah eske sath
Bigadta ja raha hai
Pawan- tujhe nahi fukna to mat fukna
Gand kyu mara raha hai
Arjun- bc gussa kyu ho raha hai
Main to bas ye bol raha tha pehle jagah decide kar lete hai
Hritik- ooty
Daksh- mere lund pe bath ja yahi se dikh jaega ooty
Bc ek raat ki baat ho rahi hai
Arjun- are ye sab gandu hai
Main bol raha hu bike rent par uthate hai
Road trip marenge aur kahi beach ya forest pe tent laga ke bath jaenge
Puri raat fukenge bone fire ke aage bath ke
Aur subah vapas aa jaenge
Daksh- ek baat to hai londe ka dimag bahut chalta hai
Pawan- kon kon chal raha hai
Hritik- aise puchne se sab Maa chuda lenge
Raat ko ek ek ko utha ke jabardasti leke chalenge
Pawan- ye bhi sahi hai
Pawan- main maal ka jugad karta hu
Daksh tum log daru dekh lo
Daksh- raat ko ek ek ko utha ke to chal lo lekin bc daru aur maal to logo ke hisaab se lenge na
Ya aise hi bhar ke chal le
Pawan- tension kyu le raha hai
Main hu na sab khatam kar dunga
Arjun- kuch Bach gaya to vapas le aaenge
Ek raat aur hai apne pass us raat khatam kar denge
Daksh- chal badiya fir
Hritik tu bike ka jugad karle
Pawan- beta agar tu vaha jake phone pe laga na to Teri Gand me joint jala dena hai mujhe
Arjun se bola
Aur tu bhi mujhse bola
Arjun- ha ha thik hai
And mat kha
Hum dono sath me bole
Ye sab chal raha tha class me jaha ek professor pata nahi kya hi padha raha tha
Teacher- agar tujhe nahi padna to yaha aate hi kyu ho
Attendance to main vaise hi de dunga
Ye sunte hi to humara dil Kiya ki abhi jake Sir ko ek kiss dede
Par fir kuch soch ke rah Gaye nahi to main to uth gaya tha
Daksh- sorry sir
Teacher- tujhse nahi kah raha main
Karan ki taraf ishara karke
Tu tujhe hi bol raha hu
Bahar nikal ja meri class se esse pehle ki main teri attendance kaat du
Vo karan jisko abhi tak kya ho raha tha ye pata bhi nahi tha humare chakar me fas gaya
Kyuki vo bechara humare aage batha hua tha aur sari khusar pusar hum uske piche bath ke kar rahe the
Jab Sir ne usse bahar nikala to arjun apni aadat ke anusar has diya jiski vajah se usse bhi bahar fek diya agar
Main aise mokko pe ek dam serious sakal bana leta tha jaise mujhe to pata hi nahi hai hi ho kya raha hai
Aur Pawan bc to dikhta hi etna sarif tha ki sala uspe to koe doubt hi nahi karta tha
Hritik kone me hone ke Karan bach gaya
Class khatam hue aur arjun jaise hi andar aaya vaise hi hum sab joro se hasne lag gaye
Arjun- muh band karlo nahi to tumhri gand faad dunga
Vo class ke front me khada hoke chhilaya jiski vajah se class ki sari ladkiya usse gurne lag gaye aur ek hoti hai na us type ki ladkiya jisse har chhij me apni ungal deni hoti hai vo
Kiran- tumhe saram nahi aati aisi language use karne me
Arjun- nahi
Bilkul bhi nahi aati
Ha sayad aa jati agar tujhe de raha hota kyuki usme bechari gali ki bejjati ho jati
Kiran- you.....
Arjun usse bich me hi rokte hue
You you mat kar
Fir nahi bolna ki main badtmeji pe utar aaya hu
Tujhe kuch Bola nahi hai esliye apna muh band karle
Otherwise mujhe aur bhi tarike pata hai
Ayush ( ye vo hai jo ladkiyo ke samne bahut show off karte hai us type ka band)
Oye chala ja yaha se nahi to sari tameej sikha dunga
Arjun se bola
Esse pehle ki ye kuch aur bol pata piche se tagdi laat padi eske jo mari thi Hritik ne
Aur fir uske samne khade hoke
Bich me gand nahi laane ka
Nahi to gand ki vo halaat kar dunga ki tatti nikalne ke liye jara bhi mahnat nahi karni padegi tujhe
Daksh piche se
Daksh- waw behanchhhooddd kyaaa dialog mara hai
Gali par kuch jada hi jor diya us ladki ki jalane ke liye
Etne der me teacher aagaya aur sab vapas apni sheat ki taraf bhage kyuki unke hath me hoti hai attendance aur lavda agar engineering student ki kisi se fatati hai to vo hai low attendance se
To sab chhup chaap aake apni apni jagah par bath gaye aur class suru ho gaye
Es baar koe kuch nahi bola kyuki samne teacher kuch jada hi madarchood thi vo ek second nahi lagati gand mararne me
Esliye sab shant rahe
Aur essi tarah sari classes khatam hue aur hum college ke bahar sutte wali dukan par jake bath gaye
Arjun jo abhi tak bahut gusse me tha
Us behan ki lodi ki gand nahi fadi to mera naam bhi Arjun nahi
Sali bahut banti hai apne man me
Pawan- aur us londe ki(ayush)
Daksh- usko chhod
Apna hi Bhai hai
Aaj nahi to Kal aana apne pass hi gand marane
Hritik- main ja raha hu
Daksh- Sutta to khatam karle
Aur kaha ja raha hai
Hritik- beta vo bike wala humara baap to hai nahi jo puri raat khol ke rakhega
Usse baat karne ja raha hu
Tum sab apna apna kaam karlena
Nahi to Ayush se pehle tumhri gand ka Gurgaon bana dungi
Daksh- behanchod hume pata bhi nahi tha humare bich me ek mistri bhi hai
Hritik bina kuch bole chala gaya
Aur hum aaram se ladkiyo ki gand dekhte hue sutta marne lage
Pawan- main bhi ja raha hu maal ka jugad karne
Ab fir se do maha chutiye ban gaye
Arjun aur daksh
Daksh- kya hume hi Dunia ki fark nahi hai ya baki sab chutiye hai
Arjun- are ma chudae
Tu ek cold drink mangva
Thand me cold drink aur sutte ka alag hi majja hai
Daksh- daru to apan ne leni hai
Arjun- raste se utha lenge
Abhi jo kar rahe hai karte hai na
Simran ko dekha tune aaj?
Daksh- nahi kya hua?
Arjun- Bhai matlab puri bomb lag rahi thi
Kisi bhi waqt faat sakti hai
Daksh- bc Maine miss kardi
Arjun- Maine to request bhi bej di insta pe
Daksh- kuch self respect naam ki chhij hai ya nahi
Arjun- beta jab samne se chut aati dikhe na tab vo self respect wali chhij ko na gand me daal lena chahiye
Nahi to fir usse hi chhodte rahiyo
Daksh- teri bandi deti nahi hai kya tujhe
Arjun- lene delhi jau ab main bc
Vaise bhi vo vaha enjoy kar rahi hai
Daksh- dikha dikha photo
Arjun Simran ki photo dekh raha tha tab daksh bola
Arjun- bc self respect naam ki chhij hai ya nahi
Ussi ki language me bola
Serious relationship me hai tu
Daksh- ha to dekhne me kya jata hai bc
Bhai sahaab ye kya hai
Photo dekhte hue
Nasha sa chadne laga hai
Sach to ye tha ki Simran thi hi ek number ki maal
Uske sarir par har ek chhij Bilkul perfect shape me thi
Koe bhi dekh ke hil jaye usse
Arjun- hai na tagdi chhij
Daksh- aafat bhai
Katti aafat
Arjun- ab bata imaan bigda ki nahi
Daksh- beta maine pyaar kiya hai ayashi nahi
No doubt ye bomb hai
Par apna dil ek hi pe hai
Arjun- jab samne nangi aa jaegi na to apne aap dil ke sath sath kuch aur bhi dolne lagega
Daksh- etna kacha nahi hai mera pyaar bhai
Kabhi aajma ke dekh liyo
Arjun- vo bhi dekh langa
Chal ab room me chalte hai
Thodi der baat kar lete hai
Nahi to raat ko pareshan karegi
Daksh- ha yaar
Raat ka quota aaj din me khatam karna padega
Arjun- Chal fir
Daksh- ek ek aur fukte hai fir chalte hai
Dono vaha ek ek aur sutta marte hai aur fir vaha se room me chale jate hai
Arjun apne room me apni bandi ke sath aur daksh apne room me apni bandi ke sath
Poonam- aaj etni jaldi
Kya baat hai?
Daksh- are vo raat ko kuch trip plan ki hai so time nahi milega esliye abhi kar liya
Poonam- sahi hai sahi hai
Enjoy karna badiya
Daksh- ghar pahuch gaye?
Poonam- nahi aaj Didi ke yaha ja rahi hu
Unke bete ka birthday hai
Daksh- Didi ko meri taraf se kiss dena
Poonam- huhhh
Kyaaaa
Unke bete ka birthday hai
Daksh- ha to Didi ko dedena
Poonam- shut up
Daksh- love you too
Poonam- Maine ye nahi bola
Daksh- tum abhi bolne wali thi na uska reply diya Maine to
Poonam- main to aisa kuch nahi bolne wali thi
Daksh- sachhiii
Poonam- aap humesha mujhe pareshan karte ho
Daksh- are yaar maine kya kiya abhi
Thoda to chalta hai
Poonam- I miss you so much
Daksh- acha
Poonam- acha ka kya matlab hua?
Daksh- acha ka matlab acha
Poonam- aapko bolna chahiye tha ki I miss you so much
Daksh- but main to tumhe miss hi nahi kar raha
Poonam- huhh
Gande
Daksh- tum to meri saaso me ho
Matlab har ek second mere sath
Poonam blush karne lagti hai
Daksh- ab jada blush karne ki jarurat nahi hai aur ye batao hua kya hai?
Poonam- matlab
Daksh- sad kyu ho
Poonam- main to nahi hu sad
Daksh- mere se juth
Poonam- aapko kaise pata chala
Bahut dheeme aawaz me
Daksh- tumhe tumse behatar janta hu main
Poonam- papa ne daata
Daksh- to kya vo daat bhi nahi sakte
Poonam- bole pure dil phone par lagi rahti ho
Padhae bhi nahi karti
Daksh- to Padhae par bhi dhayan dena chahiye na
Poonam- padhti bhi to hu yaar
Vo aise hi daatete rahte hai mujhe
Daksh- shut up
Aur abhi ghar jake unko sorry bola
Poonam- huh
Daksh- kya bola main
Thoda gusse me
Poonam- ha babu bol dungi sorry
Okay ab khush
Daksh- that's like my girl
Now enjoy your day
Ahh main Kal baat karunga
Poonam- okay bye
Love you
Daksh- love you more
" muhobaat ki ajmaesh dete dete thak gaya Hu ae khuda
Kismat me koe aisa likh de jo maut tak wafa kare"