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something is coming for sureSomething is coming...
Ye toofan se pehle ki shaanti h
thank you so much bhaiSuper update bro
Isse hi to kehte h funny update.Update-150
Class chal rahi thi aur kiran ki aaj subah se buri halaat thi
Vo Arjun ko pehle hi face nahi kar pa rahi thi aur kal jab Daksh ke chhod failaya uske baad se to usse aur himmat nahi ho rahi thi
Arjun ki baat sun ke guilt aur feel ho raha tha
Vahi Arjun ke liye to pehle jaise hi tha sab kuch
Vo sab ke sath bakchodi karne laga hua tha
Karan- Daksh sun na bhai
Daksh- bc bhai bol raha hai matlab jarur kuch kaam hai
Karan- tu hi to mera bhai hai
Baki sab to jhantu hai sab
Daksh- kaam bol bakchodi mat kar
Karan- yaar vo date pe jana tha
Daksh- to main kya karu bc?
Karan- help kar de thodi
Daksh- Teri date me kya help karu?
Paise chahiye?
Karan- lavde usse bahar kaise nikalu uske ghar se?
Daksh- ajeeb bhasad hai
Bc pyaar tum dono karte ho aur bahar main nikalu?
Karan- yaar tujhe pata to hai sab kuch
Daksh- do bottle lagegi JD ki
Karan- teen le lena
Pawan- Daksh mokka pada hai Canteen ka bill bhi bharva lete hai
Daksh- good idea
Mera piche ka bill aur next month ka bill bhi pay karega
Karan- kyu gand maar raha hai bc
Daksh- manjur hai to bata varna gand mara
Karan- thik hai bhai
Tu bahar niklva de bas
Daksh- good boy
Jake bill pay karke aa aur teen bottle JD ki fir aage baat karunga
Karan- do boli thi tune to
Daksh- lekin tune to teen bol di na
Ab teen lagegi
Karan- do lele bhai
Etne paise nahi hai
Daksh- ab ye to tu dekh le
Paise chahiye ya bandi
Karan- sale bill bhi to bhar raha hu
Date me bhi paise chahiye
Please bhai
Daksh- kripya apna randirona kahi aur kare
Yaha aage baat tabhi hogi jab condition puri ho jaegi
Karan- gand mara lo bc
Daksh- marji teri
Karan- oh bhosdike mana nahi kiya maine
Class ke baad kar dunga
Tu apna kaam kar
Daksh- mujhe viswash nahi hai
Jab sare chhij ho jaye tab bata dena
Tera kaam ho jaega
Karan- kya kutte dost mile hai
Daksh- ab jaise hai dost hai
Hritik- ab Etna kar raha hai to aaj ka lunch bhi canteen me hi kar lete hai?
Arjun- sale chhote soch bc
Karan hume McDonald's me lunch karega
Pawan- vohi to bc Karan ko to sab chutiya samjhte hai
Karan- bhai aur mat karo
Etne hi paise hai mere pass
Pawan- IAS hai tera baap
Karan- sale baap hai main nahi
Arjun- chalo fir jaldi chalte hai McDonald's
Daksh- Hritik ruhi ko bhi bula le
Hritik- kar diya bhi message
Arjun- bahut tez ho raha hai
Karan- bhai ek kaam karta hu cancel hi kar deta hu date
Daksh- dekh juban di hai tune
Ab chahe jaye ya na jaye sharte manani padegi
Karan- etne paise nahi hai bhai mere pass
Arjun- vo teri problem
Karan- thik hai bc
Kabhi mera bhi time aaega
Daksh- chalo fir
Class bhi khatam hogaye
Aur sab vaha se uth ke McDonald's jane lagte hai
Raste me hi ruhi bhi aagaye
Ruhi- aaj kis khushi ki party hai
Daksh- khushi hi to nahi mil rahi
Pata hai kaha hai
Ruhi- tujhe milegi bhi nahi
Daksh- aise mat bol yaar
Etna innocent sa ladka hu main
Karan- jaise tere karam hai tujhe na hi mile to acha hai
Daksh- bhul mat meri vajah se hi date par ja paega tu
Karan- sale jane layak chhodege tabhi to
Arjun- ro mat abhi se
Bahut rulana hai Chhote se khushi ke badle
Daksh- fir se khushi?
Kon hai ye khushi
Pawan- jaldi chalo bc
Class ka time ho jaega nahi to
Daksh- aaj to aur class hi nahi hai
Arjun- pagal hogya hai bhai ye
Pawan- tum dono se bahas karke dimag thodi kharab karna hai
Vaha se fir sab McDonald's jate hai aur Karan ki lagbhag puri jheb khali kara dete hai
Karan ko bhi pata tha ye manane wale to hai nahi to usne bhi kuch nahi kaha
Hritik- dinner bhi pack kara lete hai yahi se?
Arjun- good idea
Karan- karlo bhai jo karna hai
Fir sab over flow hoke vaha se nikalte hai
Aur class chale jate hai
Sach me hi class thi abhi
Class ke baad Karan Daksh ka Canteen bill pay karta hai aur usse teen JD ki bottle deta haihai
Karan- ab to kara de bc?
Daksh- uska baap out of city hai
Bataya nahi usne tujhe?
Karan- matlab?
Daksh- matlab ye ki vo bina kisi rok tok ke ghar se bahar aa ja sakti hai
Karan- madarchod paise vapas kar mere
Daksh- deal is deal bro
Ab to hogya
Karan- sala usne bataya hi nahi
Daksh- ho sakta hai tune pucha hi nahi ho
Karan- chal koe na
Ye bata achi si jagah konse hai
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Karan- to pata karde
Etna to kar sakta hai na?
Daksh- uske liye alag se conditions hai
Karan- bhai tu rahane de
Main khud dekh lunga
Daksh- hahahahahhahahaha
Karan- bahut kutta hai tu
Daksh- jana nahi hai tujhe
Shayam hogaye
Karan- ha ja raha hu bc
Daksh- ja to
Kyu dimag chat raha hai
Karan- ja hi raha hu
Daksh- acha sun
Karan- ab kya
Daksh- ye le
Karan- ab ye kya drama hai bc
Daksh- bhosdike rakh le
Bandi ko leke ja raha hai
Usse pay thodi karaega
Karan- ha mere pass
Daksh- rakh le kahi bhi jarurat pad jaegi
Vaise bhi esme se jitne paise nikale usse doguna vapas vasulunga tujhse
Karan- bc jab card hi Dena tha to tab se kyu gand maar raha tha?
Daksh- maje ke liye
Ab ja aur badiya jagah leke jana
Naam kharab mat karna
Daksh Karan ko apna card dete hue kahta hai
Fir Karan chala jata hai aur Daksh lab me chala jata hai
Raat me kiran ka call aata hai
Kiran- tumne kiya na ye?
Daksh apna phone dekhta hai date check karne ke baad yaad karne ki kosis karta hai ki kya kiya usne
Kiran- tumne hi kiya hai na?
Daksh- ab kya hogya?
Mujhe Lund kuch yaad nahi hai
Kya hua?
Kiran- flat aake dekh lo
Daksh- aa raha hu
Halke gusse me
Daksh vaha se flat jata hai jaha aaj fir nes chal rahi thi
Daksh ne jab dekha new to usse samjah aaya ki kiran kya bol rahi hai
Kiran- ye kaisa plan hai tumhra?
Mujhe to esme kisi bhi tarah tumhra fayda nahi dikh raha
Daksh- I'm sorry to disappoint you sweetheart
But ye mera plan nahi hai
Kiran- matlab?
Daksh- matlab ye ki tumhre mom dad ne jhaate dikha di mujhe
Kiran- sach me tumne nahi kiya ye
Daksh- jaisa tumne bola esme mera koe fayda nahi hai so ha maine nahi kiya
Kiran- ab kya?
Daksh- khushi manane do
Kabhi kabhi hi mokka aata hai unke pass
Kiran- tumhe eske bare me kuch pata nahi tha?
Aisa kaise ho sakta hai?
Daksh- kisne kaha mujhe pata nahi tha?
Mujhe KAL hi pata chal gaya tha
Kiran- fir tumhe kuch kiya kyu nahi?
Daksh- aise hi man kar raha tha unhe khush dekhne ka
Vaise bhi khushi ke baad dukh jada dard dete hai as compared to dard ke baad khushi
Kiran- matlab?
Daksh- hasane ke baad rulane ka alag hi maja hota hai sweetheart
Tu stress na le
Mujhe sab pata hai kon kaha muh maar raha hai
Lekin ye log abhi tak samjhe nahi hai
Kiran- aur kabhi samjhenge bhi nahi
Daksh- sayad abhi tak jo hua vo kam pada hai
Es bara bada karna padega
Kiran- kya bada?
Daksh- mera Lund bada
Aaja haar celebrate karte hai.....
Aapka story mein balance: Kuch hajam nehi huakisi ko to banana padega na bhai
Tabhi balance banega
Superb update..Update-150
Class chal rahi thi aur kiran ki aaj subah se buri halaat thi
Vo Arjun ko pehle hi face nahi kar pa rahi thi aur kal jab Daksh ke chhod failaya uske baad se to usse aur himmat nahi ho rahi thi
Arjun ki baat sun ke guilt aur feel ho raha tha
Vahi Arjun ke liye to pehle jaise hi tha sab kuch
Vo sab ke sath bakchodi karne laga hua tha
Karan- Daksh sun na bhai
Daksh- bc bhai bol raha hai matlab jarur kuch kaam hai
Karan- tu hi to mera bhai hai
Baki sab to jhantu hai sab
Daksh- kaam bol bakchodi mat kar
Karan- yaar vo date pe jana tha
Daksh- to main kya karu bc?
Karan- help kar de thodi
Daksh- Teri date me kya help karu?
Paise chahiye?
Karan- lavde usse bahar kaise nikalu uske ghar se?
Daksh- ajeeb bhasad hai
Bc pyaar tum dono karte ho aur bahar main nikalu?
Karan- yaar tujhe pata to hai sab kuch
Daksh- do bottle lagegi JD ki
Karan- teen le lena
Pawan- Daksh mokka pada hai Canteen ka bill bhi bharva lete hai
Daksh- good idea
Mera piche ka bill aur next month ka bill bhi pay karega
Karan- kyu gand maar raha hai bc
Daksh- manjur hai to bata varna gand mara
Karan- thik hai bhai
Tu bahar niklva de bas
Daksh- good boy
Jake bill pay karke aa aur teen bottle JD ki fir aage baat karunga
Karan- do boli thi tune to
Daksh- lekin tune to teen bol di na
Ab teen lagegi
Karan- do lele bhai
Etne paise nahi hai
Daksh- ab ye to tu dekh le
Paise chahiye ya bandi
Karan- sale bill bhi to bhar raha hu
Date me bhi paise chahiye
Please bhai
Daksh- kripya apna randirona kahi aur kare
Yaha aage baat tabhi hogi jab condition puri ho jaegi
Karan- gand mara lo bc
Daksh- marji teri
Karan- oh bhosdike mana nahi kiya maine
Class ke baad kar dunga
Tu apna kaam kar
Daksh- mujhe viswash nahi hai
Jab sare chhij ho jaye tab bata dena
Tera kaam ho jaega
Karan- kya kutte dost mile hai
Daksh- ab jaise hai dost hai
Hritik- ab Etna kar raha hai to aaj ka lunch bhi canteen me hi kar lete hai?
Arjun- sale chhote soch bc
Karan hume McDonald's me lunch karega
Pawan- vohi to bc Karan ko to sab chutiya samjhte hai
Karan- bhai aur mat karo
Etne hi paise hai mere pass
Pawan- IAS hai tera baap
Karan- sale baap hai main nahi
Arjun- chalo fir jaldi chalte hai McDonald's
Daksh- Hritik ruhi ko bhi bula le
Hritik- kar diya bhi message
Arjun- bahut tez ho raha hai
Karan- bhai ek kaam karta hu cancel hi kar deta hu date
Daksh- dekh juban di hai tune
Ab chahe jaye ya na jaye sharte manani padegi
Karan- etne paise nahi hai bhai mere pass
Arjun- vo teri problem
Karan- thik hai bc
Kabhi mera bhi time aaega
Daksh- chalo fir
Class bhi khatam hogaye
Aur sab vaha se uth ke McDonald's jane lagte hai
Raste me hi ruhi bhi aagaye
Ruhi- aaj kis khushi ki party hai
Daksh- khushi hi to nahi mil rahi
Pata hai kaha hai
Ruhi- tujhe milegi bhi nahi
Daksh- aise mat bol yaar
Etna innocent sa ladka hu main
Karan- jaise tere karam hai tujhe na hi mile to acha hai
Daksh- bhul mat meri vajah se hi date par ja paega tu
Karan- sale jane layak chhodege tabhi to
Arjun- ro mat abhi se
Bahut rulana hai Chhote se khushi ke badle
Daksh- fir se khushi?
Kon hai ye khushi
Pawan- jaldi chalo bc
Class ka time ho jaega nahi to
Daksh- aaj to aur class hi nahi hai
Arjun- pagal hogya hai bhai ye
Pawan- tum dono se bahas karke dimag thodi kharab karna hai
Vaha se fir sab McDonald's jate hai aur Karan ki lagbhag puri jheb khali kara dete hai
Karan ko bhi pata tha ye manane wale to hai nahi to usne bhi kuch nahi kaha
Hritik- dinner bhi pack kara lete hai yahi se?
Arjun- good idea
Karan- karlo bhai jo karna hai
Fir sab over flow hoke vaha se nikalte hai
Aur class chale jate hai
Sach me hi class thi abhi
Class ke baad Karan Daksh ka Canteen bill pay karta hai aur usse teen JD ki bottle deta haihai
Karan- ab to kara de bc?
Daksh- uska baap out of city hai
Bataya nahi usne tujhe?
Karan- matlab?
Daksh- matlab ye ki vo bina kisi rok tok ke ghar se bahar aa ja sakti hai
Karan- madarchod paise vapas kar mere
Daksh- deal is deal bro
Ab to hogya
Karan- sala usne bataya hi nahi
Daksh- ho sakta hai tune pucha hi nahi ho
Karan- chal koe na
Ye bata achi si jagah konse hai
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Karan- to pata karde
Etna to kar sakta hai na?
Daksh- uske liye alag se conditions hai
Karan- bhai tu rahane de
Main khud dekh lunga
Daksh- hahahahahhahahaha
Karan- bahut kutta hai tu
Daksh- jana nahi hai tujhe
Shayam hogaye
Karan- ha ja raha hu bc
Daksh- ja to
Kyu dimag chat raha hai
Karan- ja hi raha hu
Daksh- acha sun
Karan- ab kya
Daksh- ye le
Karan- ab ye kya drama hai bc
Daksh- bhosdike rakh le
Bandi ko leke ja raha hai
Usse pay thodi karaega
Karan- ha mere pass
Daksh- rakh le kahi bhi jarurat pad jaegi
Vaise bhi esme se jitne paise nikale usse doguna vapas vasulunga tujhse
Karan- bc jab card hi Dena tha to tab se kyu gand maar raha tha?
Daksh- maje ke liye
Ab ja aur badiya jagah leke jana
Naam kharab mat karna
Daksh Karan ko apna card dete hue kahta hai
Fir Karan chala jata hai aur Daksh lab me chala jata hai
Raat me kiran ka call aata hai
Kiran- tumne kiya na ye?
Daksh apna phone dekhta hai date check karne ke baad yaad karne ki kosis karta hai ki kya kiya usne
Kiran- tumne hi kiya hai na?
Daksh- ab kya hogya?
Mujhe Lund kuch yaad nahi hai
Kya hua?
Kiran- flat aake dekh lo
Daksh- aa raha hu
Halke gusse me
Daksh vaha se flat jata hai jaha aaj fir nes chal rahi thi
Daksh ne jab dekha new to usse samjah aaya ki kiran kya bol rahi hai
Kiran- ye kaisa plan hai tumhra?
Mujhe to esme kisi bhi tarah tumhra fayda nahi dikh raha
Daksh- I'm sorry to disappoint you sweetheart
But ye mera plan nahi hai
Kiran- matlab?
Daksh- matlab ye ki tumhre mom dad ne jhaate dikha di mujhe
Kiran- sach me tumne nahi kiya ye
Daksh- jaisa tumne bola esme mera koe fayda nahi hai so ha maine nahi kiya
Kiran- ab kya?
Daksh- khushi manane do
Kabhi kabhi hi mokka aata hai unke pass
Kiran- tumhe eske bare me kuch pata nahi tha?
Aisa kaise ho sakta hai?
Daksh- kisne kaha mujhe pata nahi tha?
Mujhe KAL hi pata chal gaya tha
Kiran- fir tumhe kuch kiya kyu nahi?
Daksh- aise hi man kar raha tha unhe khush dekhne ka
Vaise bhi khushi ke baad dukh jada dard dete hai as compared to dard ke baad khushi
Kiran- matlab?
Daksh- hasane ke baad rulane ka alag hi maja hota hai sweetheart
Tu stress na le
Mujhe sab pata hai kon kaha muh maar raha hai
Lekin ye log abhi tak samjhe nahi hai
Kiran- aur kabhi samjhenge bhi nahi
Daksh- sayad abhi tak jo hua vo kam pada hai
Es bara bada karna padega
Kiran- kya bada?
Daksh- mera Lund bada
Aaja haar celebrate karte hai.....