Awan Badshah
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Exams aagaye the aur sab edar udar bhag rahe the
Kisi ko kuch nahi aata tha aur jaise humesha ye karte hai chhutiyo ke sath vaisa hi es baar bhi hua tha
Pure chhutiya nashe karte karte hi beeta di aur bc weekend ka jo plan tha vo Daksh ne gayab hoke chhod diya tha
Ab ye sab vaise hi exams ki vajah se gusse me the aur Daksh ke gayab hone se jo plan chhuda uski vajah se aur jada aag babula ho rahe the
Daksh canteen me batha mast samose pel raha tha aur baki sab usse galliya pe galliya de rahe the
Pawan- sale kutte jab jana hi nahi tha to bata nahi sakta tha?
Humara weekend aur chod diya
Arjun- are main to pehle hi bolta tha chutiya hai ye
Yakeen karna hi nahi chahiye
Hritik- bc tu kab bola?
Tu hi eske gand me ghusa rahta tha har time
Arjun- sale bhai hota to dil ki baat sun leta, samjh leta lekin tujhe to behan bana diya hai na ruhi ne
Ruhi- tujhe na bana du main kahi
Bach ke rahiyo
Karan- are yaar pehle hi gand fati padi hai sala tum log bhi ladne lag gaye
Ruhi- tujhe kuch jada bhukh nahi lag rahi aaj? Daksh jiske pure muh me samose bhare hue the
Pawan- samose to aise bhar rakhe hai muh me jaise Lund ho bc
Ruhi- bolega ab kuch
Daksh- hmmmuhmm
Karan- tu kha le bc pehle aaram se fir bol lena
Arjun- aur kuch chahiye?
Daksh- umm cold drink
Daksh muskil se bola
Pawan - loda na de du bc tujhe
Nidhi- Daksh hod sir ne bulaya hai
Nidhi kahi se ek dam unke samne aake boli
Daksh ke muh me jo tha vo vahi ka vahi ruk gaya
Man me to bahut galiya de raha tha lekin bechara kar bhi kya sakta tha
Nidhi- sir ne bola hai urgent hai to jaldi bulaya hai aur unhone ye bhi bola hai ki phone ko g***d me delo jab uthana hi nahi hota to
Gand Nidhi ne nahi bola tha
Aur vo ye bol ke vaha se chale gaye
Daksh ne ek hath se apna phone nikala to hod ki kafi miss call padi hue thi
Pawan- acha hi hua bc
Tere sath aisa hi hona tha
Arjun- ab jake mara hod se
Daksh unko bhi galliya dete hue utha aur vaha se jane laga
Ruhi- oye bill kon dega
Daksh jo table par ek last samosa rakha tha usse bhi utha ke ruhi ko flying kiss dete hue vaha se bhag gaya
In hod cabin
Daksh- sir bulaya aapne?
H.o.d- ha
Tum kuch update hi nahi dete aajkal
Daksh- sir kaam vapas start hoga
Sem break khatam hone se pehle complete kar dunga
H.o.d- you sure?
Daksh- Jee sir
Es baar koe galti nahi hogi
H.o.d- ye to achi baat hai
Fir hod kuch nahi bola
Daksh- sir to jau?
Hod - nahi batho
Daksh ko laga sarcastically bol raha hai to bechara khada raha
Hod- batho bhai
Likh ke du kya?
Daksh turant bath gaya
Vaise kisi londe ki himmat nahi hoti hod ke samne bathne ki lekin ab etni request kar di hod ne to Daksh bath gaya
Hod - sir engine engine se kaam ban jayega?
Daksh- matlab sir?
Hod- vo engine kahi use bhi to hona chahiye
Daksh- sir pehle engine ban jaye fir uska bhi dekhunga
Hod - tab nahi abhi dekho
Daksh- okay sir
Hod - maine director se baat kar li hai
He will provide you all the stuff ab tumhe sirf engine hi nahi car bhi banani hai
Daksh -sir?
Hod - aur tumhre pass bas ek saal hi hai
Daksh- sir ek saal me bahut muskil hai
Final year bhi hogi aur Projects bhi
Hod - classes konsa tum jate ho?
Aur Projects esse ko samjh lo
Dekho mujhe pata hai tough hai lekin tumse esliye bol rahe hai kyuki tum kar sakte ho
Aur college ko badle me kuch nahi chahiye bas free ki publicity
Daksh- sir I will try
Hod - try nahi Karna Daksh
Tumhe ye karna hi hai
Tumhri dream hai hum bas usse thodi badi bana rahe hai
Kal se fabrication lab chale jana
Vaha tumhre liye new cabin banva diya hai
Vahi par tumhe sare chhije mil jayegi
24/7 service available hai
Aur 3d printing vagra sab available hai
Daksh- okay sir
Hod - tumhe vaha se kahi jane ki jarurat nahi padegi
Tumhri jarurat ka sara samaan vaha pehle hi mojud hai except for smoking room
Daksh- thank you so much sir
Hod- any questions?
Daksh- Jee sir ek hai?
Hod - ha bolo
Daksh- ye fabrication lab kaha hai?
Hod ne ye sunte hi Daksh ko aisa look diya jaise abhi gand maar dega
Daksh- it's okay sir
Main doond lunga
Thank you aur Daksh vaha se jaan aur gand bacha ke bhaga
Uske baad jada kuch hua nahi aur sab gand fati halaat me exam dete rahe aur uske gam me nashe karte rahe
Aise hi sare exams khatam hogaye aur sab firse ek sath bathe the
Karan- bhai dekho bakchodi to hogaye hai
Main soch raha tha ghar jane se pehle ghum aate hai koe movie vagra bhi dekh lete hai
Daksh- idea bura nahi haihai
Arjun- ohh bhosdike end me tu hi gand maraega
Esliye tu chhup rah
Pawan- abhi chalte hai
Sala kaha hi bach ke bhagega yaha se
Daksh- main edhar hi hu bhai
Tu bata to kaha chalna hai
Fir sab vaha bath ke plan banate hai aur kuch jagah decide karte hai
Ruhi- main change karke aati hu
Karan- koe jarurat hi nahi hai
Abhi bhi daraavani lag rahi hai baad me bhi lagegi
To kyu time kharab kar rahi hai?
Ruhi- apni bandi ko dekh pehle
Fir mujhe bolna
Karan- sweetheart natural beauty hai
Teri tarah makeup laga ke nahi ghumti
Daksh- facts
Hritik ke pass jab aata khatam ho jata hai to eske chehre se hi utaar ke khana banta hai
Ruhi- chhhiiii yaar
Arjun- esne imagine bhi kar liya hoga
Hritik ko utarte hue
Hritik- bakchodi hogaye ho to chale?
Daksh- hume kaha jana hai?
Esko tayar hona hai hone de
Pawan- hum yaha samose aur chai pelte hai
Karan- ye hue na baat
Hritik tu nikal eska ache se makeup kara ke yahi le aana
Agar hum dar ke mar gaye to tere upar hoga vo
Ruhi- fuck off
Aur ruhi vaha se uth ke chale gaye Hritik uske piche piche
Pawan- bhai gand fat rahi hai sach me
Daksh- aur kitni fategi bhai teri?
Karan- ye pura college apne ander karne ki soch raha hai
Arjun- vo to ye abhi bhi daal sakta hai
Pawan- tujhe bhi daal lunga bc jada na bol
Arjun- dar gaya
Bc dar gaya main
Pawan- aise hi darte rahna mujhse nahi to pata hai na tujhe
Arjun- main aata hu thodi der me
Karan- gand marane ja raha hai?
Vo to ye(Pawan) yehi maar dega
Arjun- kuch important kaam hai
Pawan- kiran se Milne ja raha hoga
Aur kya hi kaam hota hai es gandu ko
Arjun- jab pata hai to kyu gand marva raha hai?
Karan- abe chhodu abhi nikal rahe hai
Arjun- aajaunga aadhe gante me
Pawan- eski(daksh) ki tarah dhokha mat de dena bc
Daksh- abe jane de na
Aajaega
Vishwash hai mujhe apne tatto par
Karan- jaldi aajana
Arjun- ha
Bye
Aur Arjun bhi vaha se chala gaya
Pawan- kya zindagi hogaye hai
Koe bc do minutes sath bath ke khush nahi hai
Karan- hum yaha mujra kar rahe hai?
Sath hi to bathe hai bc
Pawan- beta teri girlfriend yaha hai nahi nahi to sabse pehle tu hi bhagta
Daksh- main bhi to batha hu lavde
Pawan- tu to bol hi mat
Bina bandi ke hi gayab ho jata hai tu
Karan- Daksh eske to bandi hai fir bhi ye kyu yaha vaha gand marata firta hai?
Daksh- bhai eske ho gaye hai aadaat
Ab eska kuch nahi ho sakta
Pawan- sale dost important hai samjha
Esliye nahi jata
Karan- humne kab mana kiya bc?
Ja kisne roka hai
Daksh- vaise bhi din acha kat jayega humara tere bina
Pawan- tabhi to nahi ja raha
Sale tumhre din kabhi ache nahi hone dunga main
Ye aise hi bakchodi kar rahe the aur tab tak ruhi aur Hritik bhi aagaye thi
Ruhi sundar to thi hi aur aaj cute bhi lag rahi thi Ek Capri aur t shirt me
Daksh- esse pyaar ho jana hai mujhe
Karan- mujhe to ho hi gaya lagta hai
Hritik- bhai esko bakas do
Aur nahi milegi mujhe
Pawan- vo hai to 6 saal wali
Hritik- bas bas bas
Es baat ko yehi dafna dete hai
Ruhi- Arjun kaha hai?
Daksh- Arjun ka to pata nahi lekin tu to dil me aa gaye hai
Ruhi- Daksh shut up yaar
Daksh- mere pyaar ko aise mat dutkaar
Paap lagega
Hritik- Arjun ko bula le
Late ho jayenge
Pawan- usko kuch jaruri kaam aagaya esliye vo sidha vahi milega
Ruhi- ek baar tu gayab hota hai ek baar arjun
Chal kya raha hai
Daksh- mere me to tu hi chal rahi hai
Karan- abhi yaha se chalte hai
Hritik Cab book kar
Hritik- main kyu bc?
Daksh- tujhe pata hai kon karta hai cab book
Karan- jiske sath bandi ho
To please Hritik time kharab mat kar aur Jaldi se book kar
Hritik kya hi karta bechare ko karni padi book aur ye sab Arjun ko chhod ke hi nikal gaye
Ruhi- pehle kaha jana hai?
Karan- are meri jaan tu jaha bole vaha chal lenge
Tu bol to
Daksh- ruhi sirf mere se bolegi
Tum muh mat maar
Hritik- waterfall par chalte hai
Tab tak Arjun bhi aajaega
Ruhi- good idea
Daksh- ab to main bhi idea dunga
Karan- maine to de diya bhai
Waterfall chalte hai
Kaisa laga ruhi idea?
Ruhi- yaar bas bhi karo
Ab bahut hogya
Karan ya Daksh me se koe kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Pawan ke pass Arjun ka phone aagya
Pawan- bc esse kya bolu ab?
Daksh- humse kya puch raha hai?
Tu dekh
Hritik- ab kya hua?
Pawan- kuch nahi
Pawan- hello
Arjun- kaha mar gaye bc?
Pawan- abe ye Hritik aur ruhi ruke hi nahi bole vo late hua hai to direct aajaega
Ab enhone cab book ki thi to hum kuch bol bhi nahi paye
Hritik- oye madarchod
Arjun- main gand maar lunga sabki
Sach sach batao kaha ho?
Daksh- abe esko waterfall aane ki bol de
Pawan- ye waterfall par aaja aur jaldi
Ye dono nahi rukenge fir tere intezaar me
Aur Pawan bina koe jawab sune phone kaat deta hai
Ruhi- ye kya tha?
Daksh- bahut galat baat hai ruhi
Tujhe rukna chahiye tha apne dost ke liye
Ruhi- tum logo ne hi to bola tha ki vo sidha aaega uske kaam hai
Hritik- sab humri galti hai
En chutiyo par trust karna hi nahi chahiye tha
Ye ladte jhagadte pahuche aur vaha masti karne lage
Bahut der baad galliya deta hua Arjun bhi aagaya aur uske sath kiran bhi thi
Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya aur baki sab fir ladne lag gaye
Ruhi ne kisi tarah sabko shant karaya aur movie ke liye chal diye
Daksh to ghuste hi sogya usse movie me koe interest hi nahi tha
Baki sab movie dekhne lage
Aur vaha se bhi bahar aagaye
Ab movie dekhne aaye aur sath me ladkiya bhi ho to vaha bhasad to honi hi hai
Har story me hoti hai to esme bhi hogi
Kuch bande nashe me ruhi ko chhedne lag gaye
Unko laga sirf ruhi aur kiran hi hai masti kar lete hai
Lekin unhone side me khade Daksh ko nahi dekha tha
Aaj Daksh ki asliyat ki thodi si jhalak sab ko dikhne wali thi
Kyuki jaise hi unme se ek ka hath ruhi ki t shirt par gaya us ladke ke muh se khoon bhahne laga
Daksh ne usse apni taraf guma ke etne jor jor se punch mare uski chest me ki vo vahi khoon fekta hua behosh hogya
Ye dekhte hi sab dost harkat me aagaye aur dono ladkiya thodi dar gaye
Lekin kisi ke kuch react karne se pehle hi Daksh ne do aur bando ke hath pair tod diye
Tisre ke muh par uchal ke ek laat maari aur uske teen daato ne vahi pran nauchvar kar diye
En logo ne Daksh ko sirf ek baar hi ladta dekha tha aur us time kisi ko nahi pata chal raha tha ki kon kya kar raha hai
Lekin Abhi sab ne dekh liya tha ki Daksh akela kya kar sakta hai
Daksh- tu thik hai(ruhi se)
Ruhi sirf gardan hila paye
Daksh kuch bolta usse pehle hi vaha police aagaye aur Daksh ke charo taraf gun tana di
Daksh- any problem sir?
Police- you are under arrest
Daksh- on what charges?
Police- d company ke boss par bahut charges hai
Thane me aaram se explain kar denge ek ek
Daksh- do you have any proof?
Police- vo bhi Jaldi mil jayega
Daksh- to jab mile tab aana
Daksh ek police wale ka hath apne se hatate hue bola
Vaha kisi ko kuch samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki yaha chal kya raha hai sivay kiran ke
Police- eye witness hai
Daksh- oh really?
Kon hai
Police - sab Bata denge
Abhi tu chal
Aur Daksh ko gun point par le jane lage
Kiran- aapke pass warrant hai?
Police- ye koe top hai jo eske liye warrant leke aaye?
Kiran- I'm the owner of Roy group and he is my partner
So yes he is a top
Now if you have any warrant then show us otherwise get the fuck out of here
Ye first time tha jab kiran ne kisi se aise baat ki thi aur vo bhi police walo se
Police- you gonna pay for this
Kiran- will see
Police- jaldi hi milenge
Kiran- dua karo na milo
Vohi acha hoga
Aur police waha se chali gaye
Ruhi- Daksh what the hell is this
Daksh- Arjun sab ko yaha se leke chala jayega?
Arjun- kuch puch rahe hai hum?
Daksh- tu yaha se sab ko leke ja
Aur aaj hi sab ghar nikal lo
Main saanvi ko call kar dunga vo tumhe flat ke pass mil jayegi aur airport drop kar degi
Karan- Daksh jo puch rahe hai vo bata
Aur hume nahi chahiye kisi ki help
Daksh- sab bata dunga
Abhi jao yaha se
Please
Fir sab kuch der me maan jate hai aur vaha se jane lagte hai
Daksh- kiran
Daksh piche se bola to kiran ruk gaye
Daksh- don't let anyone out of the cab till you reach
Aur kuch bhi gadbad lage call saanvi
Speed dial par rakh lo
Kiran ne sirf gardan hila di ha me kyuki vo to Daksh aur uske life ke bare me janti hi thi aur sab vaha se chale gaye
Ek minute hi hua tha unhe nikle aur sare news channels ne Daksh ko d company ka boss dikhana suru kar diya
Bas karo ab bc padhte hi ja rahe ho bachhe ki jaan loge kya ab
Hogya aajka....
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