Adultery Life of an Engineer(adultery+romance+action) (Completed)

[Lone survivor]

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Ye Aditya kuch to jol jarur kiya hey...nai musibat lagtah hey..anyway nice update

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Bahut hi jabardast update hai.... Wese mujhe nahin lagta Roy shant bethega.... Kuchh na kuchh jarur bakchodi karega... Wese dakhs itna plan bana ke rakha hai.... Aare baap re....
Dekhte hain aage kya hone wala hai....

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Update-36

Next day morning me sab edar udhar bhagte gum rahe the kyuki aaj se college start hone wale the air yaha kisi ko shoes nahi mil rahe the to kisi ko apna beg

Sab late already ho chuke the aur attendance ke dar se aise hi halaat me college ki taraf bhagne lag gaye the

Sayad first day tha to teachers ne bhi enhe allow kar diya ya unhe abhi tak pata chal gaya tha ki enka roj ka hai kitna punish karenge

Sab vahi last me jake bath gaye lekin fir teacher ne kuch khurafat ki aur sabse pehle Daksh aur Karan ko alag alag row ke first seat par batha diya

Arjun ka bich me aur Pawan Hritik ko vahi rahne diya

Pawan sincere ban ke rahta tha class me esliye usse bakash diya jata tha

Ab situation ye thi ki sab alag alag bathe hue the vo bhi teacher ki ankhon ke samne to na ye log bakchodi kar sakte the aur na hi so sakte the

Agar koe engineer hoga to samjh jaega ki class se bahar fekne se badi punishment hoti hai class me first seat par batha dena

Daksh ek Ladki ki sath batha tha jisse sayad hi usne kabhi baat ki hogi
Aur vo class ki topper bhi thi

Naam tha Nidhi

Daksh ka man to kar raha tha ki eske sath hi bakchodi karlu sayad nae chut mil jaye kyuki vo dikhane me above average thi lekin first seat par bath ke koe kar bhi kya sakta tha

Esliye Nidhi to padhne me lag gaye aur Daksh chhori chhori usko dekhne laga ki eske konse features sabse ache hai aur in the end es natije par pahucha ki agar eska sawle color ko chhod diya jaye to ye bilkul jehar hai

Daksh apne hi man me bc aaj tak espar kaise dhayan nahi gaya mera
Ye to puri bomb hai
Lekin Daksh beta bahut jada mahnat karni padegi
Fir uske dimag me ek hi khayal aaya ki Kiran ko bol du lekin agle hi second dimag se nikal bhi diya ki bc usse kya bolunga ki esko chodna hai help karde
Aur vaise bhi Daksh Chaudhary ne sari chut apne dam par chodi hai

Teacher- Daksh can you explain everything which I just taught
Daksh jab apne Dunia me mast tha to teacher ne apni gand marae

Daksh bechara kya ganta kuch batata usse to ye bhi nahi pata tha ki konse subject ki class chal rahi hai
Aur vahi dusri taraf Daksh ke sare kamine Dost us par has rahe hai

Daksh- sorry Ma'am
Vo actually mujhe samjh me nahi aaya
Main socha ki class me disturb na karu esliye baad me puch lunga
Ma'am ne Daksh ko ek khatarnaak look diya jaise abhi kha jaegi usse

Ma'am- Nidhi beta you tell me
Daksh man me beta????
Bc aaj tak humse to kisi ne etne pyaar aur respect se baat nahi ki

Nidhi khadi hue aur bc bina is am are ki galti se sab bata diya

Bakiyo ka to pata nahi lekin Daksh ka muh khula ka khula rah gaya tha

Teacher- very good
Ab samjh me aaya(daksh se)
Daksh- a bit Ma'am

Teacher- Nidhi can you please explain him everything after the class
Bas yehi to chahiye tha Daksh ko aur jab usne ye suna to man kiya ki maam ko jake chhum le
Lekin ruk gaya

Nidhi normal face se
Okay Ma'am no problem
Teacher- good
Daksh- thanks

Aur fir Ma'am vapas padhane lagti hai aur Daksh hawa me udne lagta hai

Kuch der baad next class start ho gaye jab tak Karan vapas piche pahuch chuka tha aur Arjun Kiran ki taraf lekin Daksh vahi batha raha

Next class thi bhi cad ki jisme Daksh ko teacher se jada knowledge thi usne socha ki yehi sahi time hai havabaji karne ka

Lekin bichare ki kismat kuch jada Kharab thi ki aaj teacher absent tha aur vo lecture free

Sab bakchodi karne lage aur bc Nidhi free lecture me bhi padh rahi thi

Daksh- so when will you teach me?
Daksh ne conversation start ki
Nidhi- main evening me library jati hu
Agar tum free ho to vaha aajana otherwise tum bata do ki kab tumhe padhna hai

Daksh- nahi nahi main adjust kar lunga
Tumhra kyu time waste karu, library is fine
Nidhi- knowledge batane me time waste nahi hota

Daksh- mera matlab tha ki tumhe dusre kaam bhi to hote honge esliye
Nidhi- fir main vo kaam pehle kar leti
Taki tumhra aur mera dono ka benefit ho

Daksh- tum kahi pahado se aae ho kya
Dusro ke bare me etna kon sochta hai
Nidhi- ek to esme mera bhi fayda hai
Mera revision ho jaega
Dusra tum mere classmate ho to classmate ki help karne ke liye fayda nahi dekha jata
Daksh bas usse dekhe ja raha tha ki bc main eske sath kya karne ki soch raha tha aur bc ye kya nikali

Daksh- I'm sorry
Nidhi- kis liye

Daksh- janana jaruri hai
Nidhi- maafi accept kaise hogi agar uska reason hi nahi pata hoga

Daksh- vo main kuch aur hi soch raha tha tumhre bare me
Nidhi halka muskura ke
Acha to ye soch rahe the ki kaise bed tak laya jaye mujhe ha

Daksh- kind off
Nidhi- har ladki tumhre personality par nahi marti Daksh
Tum ache ladke ho achi jagah dimag lagaya karo

Daksh- main acha hu
Nidhi- mujhe to kuch burae dikhi nahi
Vaise bhi aajkal sab aisa hi sochte hai aur sochne me kuch burae bhi nahi hai unless or until aap kisi se jabardasti karo

Daksh- tum engineering college me kya kar rahi ho
Koe motivation channel banao, I bet sandeep maheshwari ko piche chhod dogi
Nidhi- main yaha hu kyuki mujhe yehi karna tha
Aur main koe motivational speaker nahi hu main bas vohi bolti hu jo mujhe sahi lagta hai

Daksh- Maine apni jindagi me aisi soch wala koe nahi dekha specially koe ladki
Nidhi- hawas ki Dunia se bahar aaoge to sayad dikh bhi jaye

Daksh- I will take it as a complement
Nidhi- jo ye nahi tha

Daksh- coffee chaloge mere sath?
Nidhi- sorry time nahi hai

Daksh- Kal? Parso? Usse next day?
Nidhi- meri time table bigad jaegi

Daksh- abhi to college start hua hai abhi se?
Nidhi- eary than late

Thodi der me next teacher aagya aur firse class start hogaye

Aaj second half free tha to jaise hi lunch time hua sab vaha se bhagne lage

Daksh Nidhi ko apne number dete hue jab library aana ho tab call kar dena
Aur fir apne dosto ke sath nikal gaya jisme Kiran bhi samil thi

Karan- ek hi din me chhod diya?
Daksh- Lund bc
Etni samjhdar ladki humare class me thi aur sala hume pata bhi nahi tha

Pawan- mera bhi to nahi pata tujhe
Daksh- Abe tu chutiya hai
Vo kasam se bahut sahi hai

Hritik- ha ha Bhai maan liya
Ab chale canteen
Pawan- mess chalte hai

Karan- Canteen hi chalte hai
Mess to abhi start bhi nahi hue hogi

Daksh- Hritik coach ne kuch bola nahi tujhe
Hritik- kis bare me

Daksh- state level par team bejh rahe the uske liye
Hritik- nahi
Vo tum injured hogya tha aur match draw uske baad kuch scene hua aur tournament cancel hogya tha
Uske baad exams aagaye the to apan practice ke liye gaye hi nahi

Pawan- suna to maine bhi tha ki apni college ke taraf se kisi ko bejhenge
Lekin abhi tak to koe gaya nahi hai
Arjun- Aaj chal lenge ground
Dekh lenge

Daksh- ha bc game khele bhi bahut time hogya

Uske baad sab Canteen me aake bath gaye jaha ruhi bhi aagaye thi

Arjun- Aaj bhosdiwale tu laayega sabke liye
Daksh- ladkiya bathi hai do do bc saram karle
Aur sale apan dono ek team me rahte hai humesha

Arjun- fir bhi aaj tu hi laaega
Ruhi- mujhe aaj sari chhije taste karni hai
Daksh- bhag ja yaha se dikh mat jaeyo mujhe
Aur vaise bhi main hare hue logo se baatein nahi karta

Ruhi- Hritik esko chhup kara lo nahi to main eska muh tod dungi
Hritik- mujhe bich me gusane ki kosis mat karo
Apna matter khud solve karo

Ruhi- tum mere boyfriend ho fir bhi mera sath nahi de rahe ho?
Huh
Hritik- main kisi ka sath nahi de raha hu
Bas etna bol raha hu ki tum dono ki baat hai aapas me sort karo

Ruhi- mujhe tumse bhi baat nahi karni
Pawan- oye tu pehle jake order leke aa

Daksh- Bhai valet dekh le khali pada hai
Aur bc ghar se tum log aaye ho aur bol mujhe rahe ho
Arjun- beta aaj to tu hi laega aur vo bhi sabke liye
Nahi to dosti toot jaegi

Daksh- bc paise bhi to hone chahiye
Lund ek rupee bhi nahi
Kiran- main leke aati hu batao kya kya chahiye

Arjun- tum nahi aaj to yehi layega
Daksh- bhukhe maro bc sare

Pawan- bas yehi dosti thi
Bhukho ko khila bhi nahi sakta
Daksh- bc paise kaha se aaenge
Mere to mom dad bhi nahi hai
Ye sayad galati se Daksh ke muh se bahut bada bomb foot gaya

Karan- ek second ek second kya bola tu abhi
Daksh- kuch nahi main leke aata hu

Arjun- chhup bc aur bath yaha pe
Aur tu abhi kya bola ye bata
Daksh- abe galti se nikal gaya muh se
Aisa kuch nahi hai

Hritik- chutiya mat bana samjha
Daksh- Bhai teri kasam galati se nikal gaya

Hritik- lavde juthi kasam mat kha
Abhi marna nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- mat maano bc

Ruhi- Daksh ye sach hai?
Daksh- tum to nahi bol rahi thi mujhse

Ruhi- maine kya pucha aur tum kya bol rahe ho
Daksh- nahi hai sach
Muh se nikal gaya bol to raha hu

Kiran abhi tak chhup hi thi aur abhi bhi kuch nahi bola

Arjun- ye vaise bhi nahi batane wala esse acha hai tu jake order leke aa
Daksh bhi bina aur kuch bole vaha se uth ke chala gaya jisse sabko confirm hogya ki Daksh juth bol raha hai

Lekin eske aage kisi ne ye baat nahi ki kyuki sabko pata tha ki agar ye sach hua to Daksh ko kitna dukh pahuchega esliye sab es bare me chhup hi raha

Jab sab chhup chaap kha rahe the to Karan ne hi aakhir chhupi todi

Karan- oye ganjedi vo ladki ka kya hua
Pawan- konsi bc

Karan- Kam nashe kiya kar
Pawan- bc usne phone pe phone karke gand maar rakhi hai

Hritik- to utha le aur karle baat
Pawan- Lund nahi kar raha main

Arjun- maal fukva lo bc esse
Pawan- bc nahi karni baat mujhe bas nahi karni

Hritik- chalo mess chalte hai
Arjun- bc abhi to khaya hai

Hritik- sale jab tak mess ka tatti nahi khaya tab tak pet hi nahi bharta
Karan- bol bilkul sahi raha hai ye

Arjun- chalo fir chalte hai
Uske baad ruhi college chali gaye kyuki uski classes thi aur baki sab mess ki taraf jane lage

Tabhi Daksh ka phone baja
Daksh- tum log chalo main aata hu aur side me hogya
Baki sab mess ki taraf chale gaye aur Kiran vahi ruk gaye

Daksh do minutes kisi se baat kiya fir muda to dekha Kiran vahi khadi hai

Daksh- tum gaye nahi abhi tak
Kiran- kya vo sach hai daksh

Daksh- kya
Kiran- tumhre mom dad ke bare me

Daksh- are yaar bola to ki galti se nikal gaya
Kiran- Maine sach pucha hai Daksh

Daksh- ab main kuch bhi bolu to tumhe juth hi lagega
Kiran- abhi bolo main vahi maan lungi

Daksh ek second chhup raha fir bola ha sach hai
Kiran eske aage kuch nahi bol pae aur apne hostel ki taraf chal di

Daksh bhi aur baat aage nahi khichna chahta tha esliye bina usse roke khud mess ki taraf chala gaya

Khana khane ke baad sab sutta marne gaye aur fir hostel aake so gaye

Shayam ko uthe to sab ground par jane ko ready ho rahe the

Arjun- tu nahi chal raha
Daksh- nahi main library ja raha hu
Ma'am ne bola tha

Arjun- Ma'am ki baat kabse maanene lag gaya tu
Pawan- ladkiyo ki to manta hai na bc
Chhodega usse bhi

Daksh- kaash teri baat sach ho jaye
Sabse pehle tere hi muh me Lund dunga
Karan- hahaha sab eski gand aur muh ke piche pade hai

Arjun- Hritik kaha hai?
Karan- vo sidha ground par milega

Arjun- chal thik
Fir vo log ground par chale gaye aur Daksh Nidhi ke sath library me

Daksh ka ground par na jane ka ek aur reason tha ki coach ke sath jo baat hue thi uske baad vo unhe avoid Kar raha tha

In library

Nidhi- to batao kya padhna hai
Daksh- kuch bhi chalega

Nidhi- matlab
Daksh- main ye soch raha tha ki Ma'am ne first day etna kya padha diya ki vo etna gussa ho gae

Nidhi- to matlab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata ki Ma'am ne padhaya kya
Daksh- ye to exam wale raat pata chalta hai ki next day exam kiska hai
Tumne ye kaise expect kar liya ki mujhe first day class me kya padhaya gaya ye pata hoga

Nidhi- ohh maine fir galat socha tha tumhre bare me
Daksh- ohh matlab tum mere bare me sochti bhi ho

Nidhi ek dam se jhep si gae jaise hi Daksh ne ye bola

Nidhi- nahi nahi mera vo matlab nahi tha
Mujhe laga tum masti ke sath sath....
Daksh- ha ha main samjh gaya tumhra matlab
Aur ha main duffer hi hu so abhi jo tumne socha vo bilkul sahi tha

Nidhi- Maine aisa kuch nahi socha
Daksh- maine assume kar liya

Nidhi- sorry
Daksh- koe baat nahi

Nidhi- kuch padhna hai?
Daksh- yaar first day kon padta hai
Dekho puri library khali padi hai

Nidhi- main
Daksh- chai peene chaloge?

Nidhi- maine tumhe class me bhi mana kiya tha
Daksh- vo to coffee ke liye pucha tha

Nidhi- hai to ek hi matlab
Time waste karna
Daksh- chalo sorry
Maine tumhara time waste kiya
Main jata hu tum padho
Aur Daksh vaha se uth ke jane laga

Nidhi- Daksh bahut pyaar se boli
I'm sorry if I hurt you
But mujhe laga.......
Daksh- koe baat nahi
Main aise hi aagya tha socha thodi company mil jaegi
Sorry ha

Nidhi ko sayad bura laga
Nidhi- coffee?
Daksh mud ke
Abhi to tumne mana kiya tha?

Nidhi- ab mera man kar raha hai
Daksh- tum padh lo nahi to man me galliya dogi mujhe

Nidhi- ek to main galliya nahi deti
Dusra agar mujhe kuch bolna hoga main face par bol dungi
Daksh- good

Nidhi- chalo fir chalte hai
Aur uske baad dono market ki taraf chal dete hai

Dono normal hi baatein kar rahe the aur ussi me Daksh ko pata chal gaya tha ki Ladki ko football bahut pasand hai

Aur jaise hi ye pata chala Daksh bas pray karne laga ki vo bakchod na mile usse nahi to puri raat gand marenge

Ab milenge ya nahi ye to tab bhi pata chalega jab mera man karega aur abhi to bilkul man nahi hai

So stay tuned.....

 

[Rahul]

badhiya update bhaiya ji

 

[Indrajeet]

Update-36

Next day morning me sab edar udhar bhagte gum rahe the kyuki aaj se college start hone wale the air yaha kisi ko shoes nahi mil rahe the to kisi ko apna beg

Sab late already ho chuke the aur attendance ke dar se aise hi halaat me college ki taraf bhagne lag gaye the

Sayad first day tha to teachers ne bhi enhe allow kar diya ya unhe abhi tak pata chal gaya tha ki enka roj ka hai kitna punish karenge

Sab vahi last me jake bath gaye lekin fir teacher ne kuch khurafat ki aur sabse pehle Daksh aur Karan ko alag alag row ke first seat par batha diya

Arjun ka bich me aur Pawan Hritik ko vahi rahne diya

Pawan sincere ban ke rahta tha class me esliye usse bakash diya jata tha

Ab situation ye thi ki sab alag alag bathe hue the vo bhi teacher ki ankhon ke samne to na ye log bakchodi kar sakte the aur na hi so sakte the

Agar koe engineer hoga to samjh jaega ki class se bahar fekne se badi punishment hoti hai class me first seat par batha dena

Daksh ek Ladki ki sath batha tha jisse sayad hi usne kabhi baat ki hogi
Aur vo class ki topper bhi thi

Naam tha Nidhi

Daksh ka man to kar raha tha ki eske sath hi bakchodi karlu sayad nae chut mil jaye kyuki vo dikhane me above average thi lekin first seat par bath ke koe kar bhi kya sakta tha

Esliye Nidhi to padhne me lag gaye aur Daksh chhori chhori usko dekhne laga ki eske konse features sabse ache hai aur in the end es natije par pahucha ki agar eska sawle color ko chhod diya jaye to ye bilkul jehar hai

Daksh apne hi man me bc aaj tak espar kaise dhayan nahi gaya mera
Ye to puri bomb hai
Lekin Daksh beta bahut jada mahnat karni padegi
Fir uske dimag me ek hi khayal aaya ki Kiran ko bol du lekin agle hi second dimag se nikal bhi diya ki bc usse kya bolunga ki esko chodna hai help karde
Aur vaise bhi Daksh Chaudhary ne sari chut apne dam par chodi hai

Teacher- Daksh can you explain everything which I just taught
Daksh jab apne Dunia me mast tha to teacher ne apni gand marae

Daksh bechara kya ganta kuch batata usse to ye bhi nahi pata tha ki konse subject ki class chal rahi hai
Aur vahi dusri taraf Daksh ke sare kamine Dost us par has rahe hai

Daksh- sorry Ma'am
Vo actually mujhe samjh me nahi aaya
Main socha ki class me disturb na karu esliye baad me puch lunga
Ma'am ne Daksh ko ek khatarnaak look diya jaise abhi kha jaegi usse

Ma'am- Nidhi beta you tell me
Daksh man me beta????
Bc aaj tak humse to kisi ne etne pyaar aur respect se baat nahi ki

Nidhi khadi hue aur bc bina is am are ki galti se sab bata diya

Bakiyo ka to pata nahi lekin Daksh ka muh khula ka khula rah gaya tha

Teacher- very good
Ab samjh me aaya(daksh se)
Daksh- a bit Ma'am

Teacher- Nidhi can you please explain him everything after the class
Bas yehi to chahiye tha Daksh ko aur jab usne ye suna to man kiya ki maam ko jake chhum le
Lekin ruk gaya

Nidhi normal face se
Okay Ma'am no problem
Teacher- good
Daksh- thanks

Aur fir Ma'am vapas padhane lagti hai aur Daksh hawa me udne lagta hai

Kuch der baad next class start ho gaye jab tak Karan vapas piche pahuch chuka tha aur Arjun Kiran ki taraf lekin Daksh vahi batha raha

Next class thi bhi cad ki jisme Daksh ko teacher se jada knowledge thi usne socha ki yehi sahi time hai havabaji karne ka

Lekin bichare ki kismat kuch jada Kharab thi ki aaj teacher absent tha aur vo lecture free

Sab bakchodi karne lage aur bc Nidhi free lecture me bhi padh rahi thi

Daksh- so when will you teach me?
Daksh ne conversation start ki
Nidhi- main evening me library jati hu
Agar tum free ho to vaha aajana otherwise tum bata do ki kab tumhe padhna hai

Daksh- nahi nahi main adjust kar lunga
Tumhra kyu time waste karu, library is fine
Nidhi- knowledge batane me time waste nahi hota

Daksh- mera matlab tha ki tumhe dusre kaam bhi to hote honge esliye
Nidhi- fir main vo kaam pehle kar leti
Taki tumhra aur mera dono ka benefit ho

Daksh- tum kahi pahado se aae ho kya
Dusro ke bare me etna kon sochta hai
Nidhi- ek to esme mera bhi fayda hai
Mera revision ho jaega
Dusra tum mere classmate ho to classmate ki help karne ke liye fayda nahi dekha jata
Daksh bas usse dekhe ja raha tha ki bc main eske sath kya karne ki soch raha tha aur bc ye kya nikali

Daksh- I'm sorry
Nidhi- kis liye

Daksh- janana jaruri hai
Nidhi- maafi accept kaise hogi agar uska reason hi nahi pata hoga

Daksh- vo main kuch aur hi soch raha tha tumhre bare me
Nidhi halka muskura ke
Acha to ye soch rahe the ki kaise bed tak laya jaye mujhe ha

Daksh- kind off
Nidhi- har ladki tumhre personality par nahi marti Daksh
Tum ache ladke ho achi jagah dimag lagaya karo

Daksh- main acha hu
Nidhi- mujhe to kuch burae dikhi nahi
Vaise bhi aajkal sab aisa hi sochte hai aur sochne me kuch burae bhi nahi hai unless or until aap kisi se jabardasti karo

Daksh- tum engineering college me kya kar rahi ho
Koe motivation channel banao, I bet sandeep maheshwari ko piche chhod dogi
Nidhi- main yaha hu kyuki mujhe yehi karna tha
Aur main koe motivational speaker nahi hu main bas vohi bolti hu jo mujhe sahi lagta hai

Daksh- Maine apni jindagi me aisi soch wala koe nahi dekha specially koe ladki
Nidhi- hawas ki Dunia se bahar aaoge to sayad dikh bhi jaye

Daksh- I will take it as a complement
Nidhi- jo ye nahi tha

Daksh- coffee chaloge mere sath?
Nidhi- sorry time nahi hai

Daksh- Kal? Parso? Usse next day?
Nidhi- meri time table bigad jaegi

Daksh- abhi to college start hua hai abhi se?
Nidhi- eary than late

Thodi der me next teacher aagya aur firse class start hogaye

Aaj second half free tha to jaise hi lunch time hua sab vaha se bhagne lage

Daksh Nidhi ko apne number dete hue jab library aana ho tab call kar dena
Aur fir apne dosto ke sath nikal gaya jisme Kiran bhi samil thi

Karan- ek hi din me chhod diya?
Daksh- Lund bc
Etni samjhdar ladki humare class me thi aur sala hume pata bhi nahi tha

Pawan- mera bhi to nahi pata tujhe
Daksh- Abe tu chutiya hai
Vo kasam se bahut sahi hai

Hritik- ha ha Bhai maan liya
Ab chale canteen
Pawan- mess chalte hai

Karan- Canteen hi chalte hai
Mess to abhi start bhi nahi hue hogi

Daksh- Hritik coach ne kuch bola nahi tujhe
Hritik- kis bare me

Daksh- state level par team bejh rahe the uske liye
Hritik- nahi
Vo tum injured hogya tha aur match draw uske baad kuch scene hua aur tournament cancel hogya tha
Uske baad exams aagaye the to apan practice ke liye gaye hi nahi

Pawan- suna to maine bhi tha ki apni college ke taraf se kisi ko bejhenge
Lekin abhi tak to koe gaya nahi hai
Arjun- Aaj chal lenge ground
Dekh lenge

Daksh- ha bc game khele bhi bahut time hogya

Uske baad sab Canteen me aake bath gaye jaha ruhi bhi aagaye thi

Arjun- Aaj bhosdiwale tu laayega sabke liye
Daksh- ladkiya bathi hai do do bc saram karle
Aur sale apan dono ek team me rahte hai humesha

Arjun- fir bhi aaj tu hi laaega
Ruhi- mujhe aaj sari chhije taste karni hai
Daksh- bhag ja yaha se dikh mat jaeyo mujhe
Aur vaise bhi main hare hue logo se baatein nahi karta

Ruhi- Hritik esko chhup kara lo nahi to main eska muh tod dungi
Hritik- mujhe bich me gusane ki kosis mat karo
Apna matter khud solve karo

Ruhi- tum mere boyfriend ho fir bhi mera sath nahi de rahe ho?
Huh
Hritik- main kisi ka sath nahi de raha hu
Bas etna bol raha hu ki tum dono ki baat hai aapas me sort karo

Ruhi- mujhe tumse bhi baat nahi karni
Pawan- oye tu pehle jake order leke aa

Daksh- Bhai valet dekh le khali pada hai
Aur bc ghar se tum log aaye ho aur bol mujhe rahe ho
Arjun- beta aaj to tu hi laega aur vo bhi sabke liye
Nahi to dosti toot jaegi

Daksh- bc paise bhi to hone chahiye
Lund ek rupee bhi nahi
Kiran- main leke aati hu batao kya kya chahiye

Arjun- tum nahi aaj to yehi layega
Daksh- bhukhe maro bc sare

Pawan- bas yehi dosti thi
Bhukho ko khila bhi nahi sakta
Daksh- bc paise kaha se aaenge
Mere to mom dad bhi nahi hai
Ye sayad galati se Daksh ke muh se bahut bada bomb foot gaya

Karan- ek second ek second kya bola tu abhi
Daksh- kuch nahi main leke aata hu

Arjun- chhup bc aur bath yaha pe
Aur tu abhi kya bola ye bata
Daksh- abe galti se nikal gaya muh se
Aisa kuch nahi hai

Hritik- chutiya mat bana samjha
Daksh- Bhai teri kasam galati se nikal gaya

Hritik- lavde juthi kasam mat kha
Abhi marna nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- mat maano bc

Ruhi- Daksh ye sach hai?
Daksh- tum to nahi bol rahi thi mujhse

Ruhi- maine kya pucha aur tum kya bol rahe ho
Daksh- nahi hai sach
Muh se nikal gaya bol to raha hu

Kiran abhi tak chhup hi thi aur abhi bhi kuch nahi bola

Arjun- ye vaise bhi nahi batane wala esse acha hai tu jake order leke aa
Daksh bhi bina aur kuch bole vaha se uth ke chala gaya jisse sabko confirm hogya ki Daksh juth bol raha hai

Lekin eske aage kisi ne ye baat nahi ki kyuki sabko pata tha ki agar ye sach hua to Daksh ko kitna dukh pahuchega esliye sab es bare me chhup hi raha

Jab sab chhup chaap kha rahe the to Karan ne hi aakhir chhupi todi

Karan- oye ganjedi vo ladki ka kya hua
Pawan- konsi bc

Karan- Kam nashe kiya kar
Pawan- bc usne phone pe phone karke gand maar rakhi hai

Hritik- to utha le aur karle baat
Pawan- Lund nahi kar raha main

Arjun- maal fukva lo bc esse
Pawan- bc nahi karni baat mujhe bas nahi karni

Hritik- chalo mess chalte hai
Arjun- bc abhi to khaya hai

Hritik- sale jab tak mess ka tatti nahi khaya tab tak pet hi nahi bharta
Karan- bol bilkul sahi raha hai ye

Arjun- chalo fir chalte hai
Uske baad ruhi college chali gaye kyuki uski classes thi aur baki sab mess ki taraf jane lage

Tabhi Daksh ka phone baja
Daksh- tum log chalo main aata hu aur side me hogya
Baki sab mess ki taraf chale gaye aur Kiran vahi ruk gaye

Daksh do minutes kisi se baat kiya fir muda to dekha Kiran vahi khadi hai

Daksh- tum gaye nahi abhi tak
Kiran- kya vo sach hai daksh

Daksh- kya
Kiran- tumhre mom dad ke bare me

Daksh- are yaar bola to ki galti se nikal gaya
Kiran- Maine sach pucha hai Daksh

Daksh- ab main kuch bhi bolu to tumhe juth hi lagega
Kiran- abhi bolo main vahi maan lungi

Daksh ek second chhup raha fir bola ha sach hai
Kiran eske aage kuch nahi bol pae aur apne hostel ki taraf chal di

Daksh bhi aur baat aage nahi khichna chahta tha esliye bina usse roke khud mess ki taraf chala gaya

Khana khane ke baad sab sutta marne gaye aur fir hostel aake so gaye

Shayam ko uthe to sab ground par jane ko ready ho rahe the

Arjun- tu nahi chal raha
Daksh- nahi main library ja raha hu
Ma'am ne bola tha

Arjun- Ma'am ki baat kabse maanene lag gaya tu
Pawan- ladkiyo ki to manta hai na bc
Chhodega usse bhi

Daksh- kaash teri baat sach ho jaye
Sabse pehle tere hi muh me Lund dunga
Karan- hahaha sab eski gand aur muh ke piche pade hai

Arjun- Hritik kaha hai?
Karan- vo sidha ground par milega

Arjun- chal thik
Fir vo log ground par chale gaye aur Daksh Nidhi ke sath library me

Daksh ka ground par na jane ka ek aur reason tha ki coach ke sath jo baat hue thi uske baad vo unhe avoid Kar raha tha

In library

Nidhi- to batao kya padhna hai
Daksh- kuch bhi chalega

Nidhi- matlab
Daksh- main ye soch raha tha ki Ma'am ne first day etna kya padha diya ki vo etna gussa ho gae

Nidhi- to matlab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata ki Ma'am ne padhaya kya
Daksh- ye to exam wale raat pata chalta hai ki next day exam kiska hai
Tumne ye kaise expect kar liya ki mujhe first day class me kya padhaya gaya ye pata hoga

Nidhi- ohh maine fir galat socha tha tumhre bare me
Daksh- ohh matlab tum mere bare me sochti bhi ho

Nidhi ek dam se jhep si gae jaise hi Daksh ne ye bola

Nidhi- nahi nahi mera vo matlab nahi tha
Mujhe laga tum masti ke sath sath....
Daksh- ha ha main samjh gaya tumhra matlab
Aur ha main duffer hi hu so abhi jo tumne socha vo bilkul sahi tha

Nidhi- Maine aisa kuch nahi socha
Daksh- maine assume kar liya

Nidhi- sorry
Daksh- koe baat nahi

Nidhi- kuch padhna hai?
Daksh- yaar first day kon padta hai
Dekho puri library khali padi hai

Nidhi- main
Daksh- chai peene chaloge?

Nidhi- maine tumhe class me bhi mana kiya tha
Daksh- vo to coffee ke liye pucha tha

Nidhi- hai to ek hi matlab
Time waste karna
Daksh- chalo sorry
Maine tumhara time waste kiya
Main jata hu tum padho
Aur Daksh vaha se uth ke jane laga

Nidhi- Daksh bahut pyaar se boli
I'm sorry if I hurt you
But mujhe laga.......
Daksh- koe baat nahi
Main aise hi aagya tha socha thodi company mil jaegi
Sorry ha

Nidhi ko sayad bura laga
Nidhi- coffee?
Daksh mud ke
Abhi to tumne mana kiya tha?

Nidhi- ab mera man kar raha hai
Daksh- tum padh lo nahi to man me galliya dogi mujhe

Nidhi- ek to main galliya nahi deti
Dusra agar mujhe kuch bolna hoga main face par bol dungi
Daksh- good

Nidhi- chalo fir chalte hai
Aur uske baad dono market ki taraf chal dete hai

Dono normal hi baatein kar rahe the aur ussi me Daksh ko pata chal gaya tha ki Ladki ko football bahut pasand hai

Aur jaise hi ye pata chala Daksh bas pray karne laga ki vo bakchod na mile usse nahi to puri raat gand marenge

Ab milenge ya nahi ye to tab bhi pata chalega jab mera man karega aur abhi to bilkul man nahi hai

So stay tuned.....

Bhai ye first bench wali baat to ek dam correct h but .....Bhai ne wo daring bhi kar Rakhi h ...HOD ki class me aadhe ghante tak soyaa tha first bench pe

 

[Chinturocky]

Last line Bilkul samajh me nahi aayi.
Aur ye achchhi ladkiyo ko bure ladake hi pasand kyo aate hai.
Pasand aa jaaye to sudharne ke baad bhi gaand me laat maar ke chali jaati hai bolke family come first.

 

[Clasher]

Update-36

Next day morning me sab edar udhar bhagte gum rahe the kyuki aaj se college start hone wale the air yaha kisi ko shoes nahi mil rahe the to kisi ko apna beg

Sab late already ho chuke the aur attendance ke dar se aise hi halaat me college ki taraf bhagne lag gaye the

Sayad first day tha to teachers ne bhi enhe allow kar diya ya unhe abhi tak pata chal gaya tha ki enka roj ka hai kitna punish karenge

Sab vahi last me jake bath gaye lekin fir teacher ne kuch khurafat ki aur sabse pehle Daksh aur Karan ko alag alag row ke first seat par batha diya

Arjun ka bich me aur Pawan Hritik ko vahi rahne diya

Pawan sincere ban ke rahta tha class me esliye usse bakash diya jata tha

Ab situation ye thi ki sab alag alag bathe hue the vo bhi teacher ki ankhon ke samne to na ye log bakchodi kar sakte the aur na hi so sakte the

Agar koe engineer hoga to samjh jaega ki class se bahar fekne se badi punishment hoti hai class me first seat par batha dena

Daksh ek Ladki ki sath batha tha jisse sayad hi usne kabhi baat ki hogi
Aur vo class ki topper bhi thi

Naam tha Nidhi

Daksh ka man to kar raha tha ki eske sath hi bakchodi karlu sayad nae chut mil jaye kyuki vo dikhane me above average thi lekin first seat par bath ke koe kar bhi kya sakta tha

Esliye Nidhi to padhne me lag gaye aur Daksh chhori chhori usko dekhne laga ki eske konse features sabse ache hai aur in the end es natije par pahucha ki agar eska sawle color ko chhod diya jaye to ye bilkul jehar hai

Daksh apne hi man me bc aaj tak espar kaise dhayan nahi gaya mera
Ye to puri bomb hai
Lekin Daksh beta bahut jada mahnat karni padegi
Fir uske dimag me ek hi khayal aaya ki Kiran ko bol du lekin agle hi second dimag se nikal bhi diya ki bc usse kya bolunga ki esko chodna hai help karde
Aur vaise bhi Daksh Chaudhary ne sari chut apne dam par chodi hai

Teacher- Daksh can you explain everything which I just taught
Daksh jab apne Dunia me mast tha to teacher ne apni gand marae

Daksh bechara kya ganta kuch batata usse to ye bhi nahi pata tha ki konse subject ki class chal rahi hai
Aur vahi dusri taraf Daksh ke sare kamine Dost us par has rahe hai

Daksh- sorry Ma'am
Vo actually mujhe samjh me nahi aaya
Main socha ki class me disturb na karu esliye baad me puch lunga
Ma'am ne Daksh ko ek khatarnaak look diya jaise abhi kha jaegi usse

Ma'am- Nidhi beta you tell me
Daksh man me beta????
Bc aaj tak humse to kisi ne etne pyaar aur respect se baat nahi ki

Nidhi khadi hue aur bc bina is am are ki galti se sab bata diya

Bakiyo ka to pata nahi lekin Daksh ka muh khula ka khula rah gaya tha

Teacher- very good
Ab samjh me aaya(daksh se)
Daksh- a bit Ma'am

Teacher- Nidhi can you please explain him everything after the class
Bas yehi to chahiye tha Daksh ko aur jab usne ye suna to man kiya ki maam ko jake chhum le
Lekin ruk gaya

Nidhi normal face se
Okay Ma'am no problem
Teacher- good
Daksh- thanks

Aur fir Ma'am vapas padhane lagti hai aur Daksh hawa me udne lagta hai

Kuch der baad next class start ho gaye jab tak Karan vapas piche pahuch chuka tha aur Arjun Kiran ki taraf lekin Daksh vahi batha raha

Next class thi bhi cad ki jisme Daksh ko teacher se jada knowledge thi usne socha ki yehi sahi time hai havabaji karne ka

Lekin bichare ki kismat kuch jada Kharab thi ki aaj teacher absent tha aur vo lecture free

Sab bakchodi karne lage aur bc Nidhi free lecture me bhi padh rahi thi

Daksh- so when will you teach me?
Daksh ne conversation start ki
Nidhi- main evening me library jati hu
Agar tum free ho to vaha aajana otherwise tum bata do ki kab tumhe padhna hai

Daksh- nahi nahi main adjust kar lunga
Tumhra kyu time waste karu, library is fine
Nidhi- knowledge batane me time waste nahi hota

Daksh- mera matlab tha ki tumhe dusre kaam bhi to hote honge esliye
Nidhi- fir main vo kaam pehle kar leti
Taki tumhra aur mera dono ka benefit ho

Daksh- tum kahi pahado se aae ho kya
Dusro ke bare me etna kon sochta hai
Nidhi- ek to esme mera bhi fayda hai
Mera revision ho jaega
Dusra tum mere classmate ho to classmate ki help karne ke liye fayda nahi dekha jata
Daksh bas usse dekhe ja raha tha ki bc main eske sath kya karne ki soch raha tha aur bc ye kya nikali

Daksh- I'm sorry
Nidhi- kis liye

Daksh- janana jaruri hai
Nidhi- maafi accept kaise hogi agar uska reason hi nahi pata hoga

Daksh- vo main kuch aur hi soch raha tha tumhre bare me
Nidhi halka muskura ke
Acha to ye soch rahe the ki kaise bed tak laya jaye mujhe ha

Daksh- kind off
Nidhi- har ladki tumhre personality par nahi marti Daksh
Tum ache ladke ho achi jagah dimag lagaya karo

Daksh- main acha hu
Nidhi- mujhe to kuch burae dikhi nahi
Vaise bhi aajkal sab aisa hi sochte hai aur sochne me kuch burae bhi nahi hai unless or until aap kisi se jabardasti karo

Daksh- tum engineering college me kya kar rahi ho
Koe motivation channel banao, I bet sandeep maheshwari ko piche chhod dogi
Nidhi- main yaha hu kyuki mujhe yehi karna tha
Aur main koe motivational speaker nahi hu main bas vohi bolti hu jo mujhe sahi lagta hai

Daksh- Maine apni jindagi me aisi soch wala koe nahi dekha specially koe ladki
Nidhi- hawas ki Dunia se bahar aaoge to sayad dikh bhi jaye

Daksh- I will take it as a complement
Nidhi- jo ye nahi tha

Daksh- coffee chaloge mere sath?
Nidhi- sorry time nahi hai

Daksh- Kal? Parso? Usse next day?
Nidhi- meri time table bigad jaegi

Daksh- abhi to college start hua hai abhi se?
Nidhi- eary than late

Thodi der me next teacher aagya aur firse class start hogaye

Aaj second half free tha to jaise hi lunch time hua sab vaha se bhagne lage

Daksh Nidhi ko apne number dete hue jab library aana ho tab call kar dena
Aur fir apne dosto ke sath nikal gaya jisme Kiran bhi samil thi

Karan- ek hi din me chhod diya?
Daksh- Lund bc
Etni samjhdar ladki humare class me thi aur sala hume pata bhi nahi tha

Pawan- mera bhi to nahi pata tujhe
Daksh- Abe tu chutiya hai
Vo kasam se bahut sahi hai

Hritik- ha ha Bhai maan liya
Ab chale canteen
Pawan- mess chalte hai

Karan- Canteen hi chalte hai
Mess to abhi start bhi nahi hue hogi

Daksh- Hritik coach ne kuch bola nahi tujhe
Hritik- kis bare me

Daksh- state level par team bejh rahe the uske liye
Hritik- nahi
Vo tum injured hogya tha aur match draw uske baad kuch scene hua aur tournament cancel hogya tha
Uske baad exams aagaye the to apan practice ke liye gaye hi nahi

Pawan- suna to maine bhi tha ki apni college ke taraf se kisi ko bejhenge
Lekin abhi tak to koe gaya nahi hai
Arjun- Aaj chal lenge ground
Dekh lenge

Daksh- ha bc game khele bhi bahut time hogya

Uske baad sab Canteen me aake bath gaye jaha ruhi bhi aagaye thi

Arjun- Aaj bhosdiwale tu laayega sabke liye
Daksh- ladkiya bathi hai do do bc saram karle
Aur sale apan dono ek team me rahte hai humesha

Arjun- fir bhi aaj tu hi laaega
Ruhi- mujhe aaj sari chhije taste karni hai
Daksh- bhag ja yaha se dikh mat jaeyo mujhe
Aur vaise bhi main hare hue logo se baatein nahi karta

Ruhi- Hritik esko chhup kara lo nahi to main eska muh tod dungi
Hritik- mujhe bich me gusane ki kosis mat karo
Apna matter khud solve karo

Ruhi- tum mere boyfriend ho fir bhi mera sath nahi de rahe ho?
Huh
Hritik- main kisi ka sath nahi de raha hu
Bas etna bol raha hu ki tum dono ki baat hai aapas me sort karo

Ruhi- mujhe tumse bhi baat nahi karni
Pawan- oye tu pehle jake order leke aa

Daksh- Bhai valet dekh le khali pada hai
Aur bc ghar se tum log aaye ho aur bol mujhe rahe ho
Arjun- beta aaj to tu hi laega aur vo bhi sabke liye
Nahi to dosti toot jaegi

Daksh- bc paise bhi to hone chahiye
Lund ek rupee bhi nahi
Kiran- main leke aati hu batao kya kya chahiye

Arjun- tum nahi aaj to yehi layega
Daksh- bhukhe maro bc sare

Pawan- bas yehi dosti thi
Bhukho ko khila bhi nahi sakta
Daksh- bc paise kaha se aaenge
Mere to mom dad bhi nahi hai
Ye sayad galati se Daksh ke muh se bahut bada bomb foot gaya

Karan- ek second ek second kya bola tu abhi
Daksh- kuch nahi main leke aata hu

Arjun- chhup bc aur bath yaha pe
Aur tu abhi kya bola ye bata
Daksh- abe galti se nikal gaya muh se
Aisa kuch nahi hai

Hritik- chutiya mat bana samjha
Daksh- Bhai teri kasam galati se nikal gaya

Hritik- lavde juthi kasam mat kha
Abhi marna nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- mat maano bc

Ruhi- Daksh ye sach hai?
Daksh- tum to nahi bol rahi thi mujhse

Ruhi- maine kya pucha aur tum kya bol rahe ho
Daksh- nahi hai sach
Muh se nikal gaya bol to raha hu

Kiran abhi tak chhup hi thi aur abhi bhi kuch nahi bola

Arjun- ye vaise bhi nahi batane wala esse acha hai tu jake order leke aa
Daksh bhi bina aur kuch bole vaha se uth ke chala gaya jisse sabko confirm hogya ki Daksh juth bol raha hai

Lekin eske aage kisi ne ye baat nahi ki kyuki sabko pata tha ki agar ye sach hua to Daksh ko kitna dukh pahuchega esliye sab es bare me chhup hi raha

Jab sab chhup chaap kha rahe the to Karan ne hi aakhir chhupi todi

Karan- oye ganjedi vo ladki ka kya hua
Pawan- konsi bc

Karan- Kam nashe kiya kar
Pawan- bc usne phone pe phone karke gand maar rakhi hai

Hritik- to utha le aur karle baat
Pawan- Lund nahi kar raha main

Arjun- maal fukva lo bc esse
Pawan- bc nahi karni baat mujhe bas nahi karni

Hritik- chalo mess chalte hai
Arjun- bc abhi to khaya hai

Hritik- sale jab tak mess ka tatti nahi khaya tab tak pet hi nahi bharta
Karan- bol bilkul sahi raha hai ye

Arjun- chalo fir chalte hai
Uske baad ruhi college chali gaye kyuki uski classes thi aur baki sab mess ki taraf jane lage

Tabhi Daksh ka phone baja
Daksh- tum log chalo main aata hu aur side me hogya
Baki sab mess ki taraf chale gaye aur Kiran vahi ruk gaye

Daksh do minutes kisi se baat kiya fir muda to dekha Kiran vahi khadi hai

Daksh- tum gaye nahi abhi tak
Kiran- kya vo sach hai daksh

Daksh- kya
Kiran- tumhre mom dad ke bare me

Daksh- are yaar bola to ki galti se nikal gaya
Kiran- Maine sach pucha hai Daksh

Daksh- ab main kuch bhi bolu to tumhe juth hi lagega
Kiran- abhi bolo main vahi maan lungi

Daksh ek second chhup raha fir bola ha sach hai
Kiran eske aage kuch nahi bol pae aur apne hostel ki taraf chal di

Daksh bhi aur baat aage nahi khichna chahta tha esliye bina usse roke khud mess ki taraf chala gaya

Khana khane ke baad sab sutta marne gaye aur fir hostel aake so gaye

Shayam ko uthe to sab ground par jane ko ready ho rahe the

Arjun- tu nahi chal raha
Daksh- nahi main library ja raha hu
Ma'am ne bola tha

Arjun- Ma'am ki baat kabse maanene lag gaya tu
Pawan- ladkiyo ki to manta hai na bc
Chhodega usse bhi

Daksh- kaash teri baat sach ho jaye
Sabse pehle tere hi muh me Lund dunga
Karan- hahaha sab eski gand aur muh ke piche pade hai

Arjun- Hritik kaha hai?
Karan- vo sidha ground par milega

Arjun- chal thik
Fir vo log ground par chale gaye aur Daksh Nidhi ke sath library me

Daksh ka ground par na jane ka ek aur reason tha ki coach ke sath jo baat hue thi uske baad vo unhe avoid Kar raha tha

In library

Nidhi- to batao kya padhna hai
Daksh- kuch bhi chalega

Nidhi- matlab
Daksh- main ye soch raha tha ki Ma'am ne first day etna kya padha diya ki vo etna gussa ho gae

Nidhi- to matlab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata ki Ma'am ne padhaya kya
Daksh- ye to exam wale raat pata chalta hai ki next day exam kiska hai
Tumne ye kaise expect kar liya ki mujhe first day class me kya padhaya gaya ye pata hoga

Nidhi- ohh maine fir galat socha tha tumhre bare me
Daksh- ohh matlab tum mere bare me sochti bhi ho

Nidhi ek dam se jhep si gae jaise hi Daksh ne ye bola

Nidhi- nahi nahi mera vo matlab nahi tha
Mujhe laga tum masti ke sath sath....
Daksh- ha ha main samjh gaya tumhra matlab
Aur ha main duffer hi hu so abhi jo tumne socha vo bilkul sahi tha

Nidhi- Maine aisa kuch nahi socha
Daksh- maine assume kar liya

Nidhi- sorry
Daksh- koe baat nahi

Nidhi- kuch padhna hai?
Daksh- yaar first day kon padta hai
Dekho puri library khali padi hai

Nidhi- main
Daksh- chai peene chaloge?

Nidhi- maine tumhe class me bhi mana kiya tha
Daksh- vo to coffee ke liye pucha tha

Nidhi- hai to ek hi matlab
Time waste karna
Daksh- chalo sorry
Maine tumhara time waste kiya
Main jata hu tum padho
Aur Daksh vaha se uth ke jane laga

Nidhi- Daksh bahut pyaar se boli
I'm sorry if I hurt you
But mujhe laga.......
Daksh- koe baat nahi
Main aise hi aagya tha socha thodi company mil jaegi
Sorry ha

Nidhi ko sayad bura laga
Nidhi- coffee?
Daksh mud ke
Abhi to tumne mana kiya tha?

Nidhi- ab mera man kar raha hai
Daksh- tum padh lo nahi to man me galliya dogi mujhe

Nidhi- ek to main galliya nahi deti
Dusra agar mujhe kuch bolna hoga main face par bol dungi
Daksh- good

Nidhi- chalo fir chalte hai
Aur uske baad dono market ki taraf chal dete hai

Dono normal hi baatein kar rahe the aur ussi me Daksh ko pata chal gaya tha ki Ladki ko football bahut pasand hai

Aur jaise hi ye pata chala Daksh bas pray karne laga ki vo bakchod na mile usse nahi to puri raat gand marenge

Ab milenge ya nahi ye to tab bhi pata chalega jab mera man karega aur abhi to bilkul man nahi hai

So stay tuned.....

Hmm lagta hai kiran jasusi karne lagi hai
Dakshh ke bare janene ke liye
Intajaar rahega daksh ke bare mai janane ke liye