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Me kabhi kabhi kuchh bate majak me likh deta hu, to kabhi kabhi majak ke naam pe serious chij bhi bol deta huBhai esse kahte Hai aap logo ki feelings ke sath khelna
Ab story ek engineer likh raha hai to bakchodi to yaha bhi hogi aur vaise bhi maine Kab kya dikhaya ye tab tak confirm mat manana jab tak story complete na ho jaye
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To naye pyaar ke ankur fut rahe he, Pawan bhi set hone wala he bas Karan ke kand nahi ruk rahe kahi bhiUpdate-37
Next day jab Daksh aur baki chutiya class me gusse to Nidhi ne Daksh ko smile dete hue hello kaha jiske reply me Daksh ne bhi muskurate hue hie bola aur last me chala gaya
Arjun- mujhe kuch nahi puchna
Pawan- na mujhe koe safae chahiye
Karan- main bhi chhup hi rahunga
Hritik- bas humne assume kar liya hai
Daksh- chutiya ho kya sare
Pawan- kya ab main akela rah jaunga
Karan- main hu na Bhai
Pawan- sale tu single ladko par kalanak hai
Karan- par hu to single hi
Pawan- Daksh tujhse ye ummid nahi thi
Daksh- mere Bhai aisa kuch nahi hai
Ma'am ne bola tha esliye gaya main
Hritik- vaise to jaise sari baatein manta hai tu
Daksh- kya proof chahiye bc ab tujhe
Arjun- humne bola to ki humne assume kar liya
Ab tu kuch bole ya na bole kya hi fark padta hai
Daksh- bas to bc gand kyu mara rahe ho
Pawan- beta gand to abhi marni start hogi class thermo ki hai
Arjun- Pawan bet lagaega
Pawan- na thermo me to nahi lagaunga tere sath
Kacha chaba dalega bc tu sabko
Arjun- fat gaye
Pawan- jo samjhna hai samjh le
Vaise tu yaha kya kar raha hai
Bhabhi ke pass ja dekh kaise chhup chhap bathi hai
Arjun- vo humesha aise hi rahti hai
Karan- to kaisa banda hai tu bc apni bandi ke chehre par smile nahi la sakta
Yaha main dusro ki bandiyo ke chehre par la deta hu
Arjun- apna sada hua muh band rakh
Daksh- ja na tu sale
Kyu humme pakka raha hai
Arjun- bhosdiwalo baad me tum log hi gand maroge ki jabse ladki aae hai sala hume bhul gaya
Hritik- to hum maan le ki Ladki aagaye hai
Arjun- assume to kar hi liya hoga tune
Pawan- vo to first day hi kar liya tha
Arjun- fir mere bolne ka fayda kya
Daksh- esko koe bejho yaha se
Kaan me Dard kar raha hai
Arjun eske baad khud hi vaha se uth ke Kiran ke pass chala gaya aur tab tak teacher bhi aagaye the
Thermo ki class thi vaise hi sabki fatti rahti thi esliye koe bakchodi nahi kar raha tha
Vahi arjun jo baar baar Kiran ka hath pakad raha tha seat ke niche se hi aur Kiran dar se baar baar uska hath hatta rahi thi
Uska chehre dar aur saram se laal pad chuka tha
Lekin Arjun maan nahi raha tha
Aur kabhi uske hatho ko apne hatho me bharta to kabhi upar upar se sahlane lagta
Hua ye tha ki ye relationship me aa chuke the bas abhi tak kisi ko bataya nahi tha
Kyu???
Mujhe kya pata bc
Teacher- Arjun class yaha chal rahi hai
Teacher vahi se chhilaya
Arjun- sorry sir
Sir- sorry chhodo aur ye question solve karo abhi bataya hai maine
Arjun attitude me khada hua aur bola
Sir answer is 36 degree Celsius
Vaise aap heat likhna bhul gaye the question me
Teacher ko chhodo puri class shocked thi ki bc Arjun ne question bina solve kiya bilkul correct answer bata diya vo bhi tab jab sir ne kuch quantity miss kardi thi
Uske dosto ko to pata tha ki agar baat physics se related hai to Arjun kisi ko bhi nanga kar sakta hai lekin unke alava to sabke liye Arjun chutiya hi tha
Arjun- Sir bath jau?
Arjun ne muskurate hue pucha
Ab bc teacher kya hi bolta sivay ha ke
Arjun batha aur firse apni bakchodi karne laga
Last seat par
Pawan- aaj to Sir ki jhaate sulag gae hogi
Hritik- tu chhup rah
Nahi to teri vo sulga dega
Daksh- abhi vo sadme me hai
Kisi ko kuch nahi bolega
Karan- so jate hai fir
Daksh- good idea
Aur fir Daksh aur Karan dono so gaye aur aise hi class khatam hue
First half hua aur second half me aaj Lab thi matlab aaj vaha gand marni hi thi
Lab me jada bakchodi nahi hoti kyuki vaha ek time limit me experiment karna hota hai aur vo bhi correct nahi to marks chud jate hai aur ye marks final me count bhi hote hai
Aur vaise bhi jaldi se sab khatam karke hostel pahuchna bhi sab chahte hai
Yaha bhi jaldi se sab nikle aur sidhe sutta wale spot par aagaye
Vaha sutta jalaya aur phukne lage ki dusri taraf se Ritesh aur chauhan aagaye
Ritesh- aur chutiyo kaisa chal raha hai
Pawan- teri gand jaisa matlab bilkul mast
Chauhan- mujhe first day par hi shak ho gaya tha ki ye gay hai
Daksh- Bhai usme koe crime thodi hai
Ab to legal bhi ho gaya hai
Chauhan- food de fir eski
Karan- yaar tum sab mere Bhai ki gand ke piche kyu pade ho
Ritesh- kyuki tere Bhai ne ye sala danda bana liya hai
Hritik- baat bilkul sahi bol raha hai
Pawan- Lund bc
Aur tum dono nikalo yaha se
Nahi to bc gand me hawa bhar dunga
Chauhan- muh se bharna Bhai meri gand par laga kar
Hritik- chhiiii
Mc chhup hoja
Ritesh- eski bandi ban gaye kya jo esa react kar raha hai
Daksh- yaha main hi single hu
Pawan- bhosdike main bhi hu
Daksh- Bhai ladko ki baat ho rahi hai
Karan- main to hu bc
Daksh- ha matlab hum dono
Ritesh- kuch first year se baat hue hai karau kuch jugad
Karan aur Daksh ek sath elaborate please
Chauhan- are ye dono hi chutiya hai
Faad ke bhag jaenge tera naam kharab hoga vo alag
Ritesh- abe Bhai hai fir bhi
Naam vaise bhi konsa bana hua hai
Chauhan- weekend par kya plan?
Daksh- tu bata
Chauhan- Daksh bhosdike tujhe to yaad hona chahiye
Daksh- birthday hai tera
Yaad tha mujhe
Chauhan- Lund lele mera muh me
Daksh- nahi hai birthday?
Chauhan- tu soch le weekend tak
Agar yaad aagaya to thik varna gand marae
Fir thodi der baad sab vaha se nikal jate hai
Hritik ruhi se milne
Arjun sabko chutiya bana ke Kiran se
Karan ka pata nahi
Aur Pawan Daksh hostel
HuPawan- akele ho jaenge aise to hum dono
Daksh mazak me
Hum dono?
Na Bhai tu akela akela hoga main nahi
Pawan- aisa karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- anjali se baat kar
Etna sab chalta rahta hai aur ego ko kabhi kabhar side me rakh ke kuch karna bhi jaruri hoti hai
Pawan- tujhe lagta hai vo achi ladki hai
Daksh- dekh Bhai na koe ladka acha hota hai aur na koe ladki
Kabhi kabhi chhije aise badal jati hai ki hum kuch decide hi nahi kar pate
Esse acha ye hai ki jo hoga vo dekha jaega abhi ke liye hum best de
Pawan- waw mere shekspear
Daksh- baat karle bhai
Abhi nahi karega to kabhi nahi kar paega
Aur sale college life hai
Ya to sahi bandi mil jaegi ya sahi sabak
Pawan- thik hai abki baar call aaega to kar lunga baat
Daksh- tu khud se nahi kar sakta
Pawan- aur kya bolu usko ki etne call esliye nahi uthaye aur aaj esliye kar raha hu?
Daksh- vo tu jane
Lekin Bhai tu khud kar lega to bhi kuch nahi bigdega
Pawan- chal thik hai bc
Aur gyaan mat chhod
Fifa khelga?
Daksh- tu bc call karlena wala tha
Pawan- abhi karlu?
Daksh- to kya muhrat nikalega
Pawan- thik hai bc karta hu room pe jake
Aand kha jata hai tu
Aur uske baad dono apne apne room me chale jate hai
Dusri taraf
Arjun aur Kiran ek sunsaan si jagah bathe the jaha par unhe yakin tha ki koe unhe dekh nahi paega
Hoti hai na aisi jagah har college me
Kiran- hume sabko bata dena chahiye
Arjun- thode din aise hi chhup chhup ke milte hai na
Eske enjoy karte hai fir bata denge
Kiran- kisi aur se pata chala to unko bura lagega
Arjun- mana lenge
Bhai hai sare
Ek bottle me maan jaenge
Kiran- main tumhra sath nahi dungi agar kuch situation hue to main bol dungi ki tumne hi mana kiya tha
Mere sirf vahi Dost hai college me
Aur tumse upar bhi
Arjun- acha mat aana bich me
Main sambhal lunga
Pehle mujhe ek hug aur ek puppi to do
Kiran- tum kya kar rahe tthe class me?
Arjun anjaan bante hue
Kya kar raha tha?
Kiran- jada bano mat samjhe
Koe dekh leta to
Arjun- kisko padi hai ki kon kya kar raha hai
Aur vaise bhi main darta hu kya kisi se
Apni pyaari si girlfriend ko pyaar kar raha tha aur esme kuch galat nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe ye openly pasand nahi hai
Arjun- yaar ye baat ladke bolte hai
Kiran- kyu unka koe copyright hota hai kya
Arjun- nahi lekin ladkiyo ko to pasand hota hai na ye sab
Kiran- mujhe pasand ye hai ki tum mere sath raho
Hum dono ek dusre ki feelings ko respect kare aur baki sab ek band kamre me ho jiske bare me kisi ko pata na ho
Samjhe
Arjun- lekin mujhe to Dunia ko dikhana Hai ki main tumse Kitna pyaar karta hu
Kiran- usse kya hoga
Dunia se dikhane se acha mujhe dikhao
Mujhe pata hai tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho aur kya ye important nahi hai
Arjun- Jada serious ho gaye tum
Thik hai abse band
Kiran- Mera vo matlab nahi tha
Mujhe bas logo ke samne ye sab pasand nahi hai
Arjun- maan liya meri jaan
Ab muskura bhi do
Fir ye dono aise hi thodi der pyaar muhobaat ki baat karte hai aur fir vapas hostel aajate hai
Raat ko sab ek jagah hi bathe the
Arjun- flat ka clear ho gaya hai
Tum log ek baar jake dekh lo
Daksh- jarurat nahi hai
Tu ye bata kabse shift hona hai
Arjun- security money deni hai uske baad kabhi bhi shift ho jao
Pawan- vo to hostel ki fee milne ke baad hi de paenge
Arjun- Ghar par nahi bataya tune
Pawan- bol diya
Lekin mujhe acha nahi lagta baar baar unse paise lena
Karan- koe nahi hum adjust karlenge
Jab teri mil jaye tab vapas kar dena
Arjun- aur kiske pass nahi hai
Hritik- deni kitni hai?
Arjun- ek month ka rent
Hritik- thik
Tu karle baat main jugadta hu
Arjun- Daksh tera?
Daksh- bata dena jab chahiye hoto
Arjun- Kal ka karle?
Karan- lavde do teen din to ruk
Daksh- Kal ka karle
Mere se paise lejana sabke
Pawan- lavde
Ek samosa khilane me to teri gand faat jati hai
Daksh- Bhai tere liye ek dukan khol deta hu samose ki Canteen me
Vahi par bechana aur vahi par khana
Arjun- thik hai main kal kara deta hu
Tu mujhe cash de dena subah(daksh)
Daksh- thik
Uske baad ye log jada bakchodi nahi karte kyuki subah class thi esliye so jate hai
Daksh apne room me aajata Hai aur laptop khol ke kaam karne lagta hai aur jaisa har baar hota hai vaise hi es baar bhi baar baar uska phone bajane lagta hai
Ek do baar to ignore karta hai kyuki usko pasand nahi kaam karte waqt koe usse disturb kare
Lekin jab phone bajata hi raha to usne attend kar hi liya
Daksh- hello thoda gusse me
***** kaise ho beta
Ye aawaz etni familiar thi ki Daksh ko Ek second bhi nahi laga usse pahchane me
Daksh- acha hu aunty
Aap kaise ho?
Mohini- main bhi thik hu
Kaha ho?
Daksh- aapko pata hai ki main kaha hu
Aapki beti ko kuch nahi hoga ye mera vada hai
Mohini- Maine esliye phone nahi kiya
Daksh- to kya esliye kiya hai ki Daksh jinda ha ya mar gaya
Mohini- mujhse bhi aise baat karoge tum?
Daksh- aapme aur usme kuch fark nahi hai
Vo bhi selfish hai aur aap bhi
Unke liye bhi passages bacho se badh ke hai aur aapke liye bhi
Mohini- aisa nahi hai daksh
Daksh- aisa nahi hai
Kabhi aapne Kiran se Ek baar pyaar se baat ki hai
Kabhi ye janene ki kosis ki hai ki kaise ghut ghut ke aapki beti ji rahi hai
Bilkul ussi tarah jis tarah aapke malik ko fark nahi padta ussi tarah aapko bhi nahi padta
Mohini- main majbur thi beta
Daksh- Ek to mujhe beta mat bolo
Vo hak aapne kho diya
Dusra us maa ki baat par maine kaise viswash karlu jisne kabhi apne khud ki beti se do sabad pyaar se nahi bole
Mohini- tujhe sab pata hai Daksh
Daksh- mujhe sirf ye pata hai ki barbaad honge ray's aur Baarbaad hoga raichands
Agar koe bich me aaya to usse ye pehle bata dena ki Daksh Chaudhary ke past me kya hua tha aur vo un logo ki kya halaat karte hai jo uske raste me aata hai
Dobara mujhe phone mat karna aunty
Aapki jaan mujhse thodi hi door rahti hai
Matlab to aap samjh hi gaye honge.....
Arjun aur kiran to set hai matlab lekin ye karan kaha bich bich me gayab ho jata haiUpdate-37Update-37
Next day jab Daksh aur baki chutiya class me gusse to Nidhi ne Daksh ko smile dete hue hello kaha jiske reply me Daksh ne bhi muskurate hue hie bola aur last me chala gaya
Arjun- mujhe kuch nahi puchna
Pawan- na mujhe koe safae chahiye
Karan- main bhi chhup hi rahunga
Hritik- bas humne assume kar liya hai
Daksh- chutiya ho kya sare
Pawan- kya ab main akela rah jaunga
Karan- main hu na Bhai
Pawan- sale tu single ladko par kalanak hai
Karan- par hu to single hi
Pawan- Daksh tujhse ye ummid nahi thi
Daksh- mere Bhai aisa kuch nahi hai
Ma'am ne bola tha esliye gaya main
Hritik- vaise to jaise sari baatein manta hai tu
Daksh- kya proof chahiye bc ab tujhe
Arjun- humne bola to ki humne assume kar liya
Ab tu kuch bole ya na bole kya hi fark padta hai
Daksh- bas to bc gand kyu mara rahe ho
Pawan- beta gand to abhi marni start hogi class thermo ki hai
Arjun- Pawan bet lagaega
Pawan- na thermo me to nahi lagaunga tere sath
Kacha chaba dalega bc tu sabko
Arjun- fat gaye
Pawan- jo samjhna hai samjh le
Vaise tu yaha kya kar raha hai
Bhabhi ke pass ja dekh kaise chhup chhap bathi hai
Arjun- vo humesha aise hi rahti hai
Karan- to kaisa banda hai tu bc apni bandi ke chehre par smile nahi la sakta
Yaha main dusro ki bandiyo ke chehre par la deta hu
Arjun- apna sada hua muh band rakh
Daksh- ja na tu sale
Kyu humme pakka raha hai
Arjun- bhosdiwalo baad me tum log hi gand maroge ki jabse ladki aae hai sala hume bhul gaya
Hritik- to hum maan le ki Ladki aagaye hai
Arjun- assume to kar hi liya hoga tune
Pawan- vo to first day hi kar liya tha
Arjun- fir mere bolne ka fayda kya
Daksh- esko koe bejho yaha se
Kaan me Dard kar raha hai
Arjun eske baad khud hi vaha se uth ke Kiran ke pass chala gaya aur tab tak teacher bhi aagaye the
Thermo ki class thi vaise hi sabki fatti rahti thi esliye koe bakchodi nahi kar raha tha
Vahi arjun jo baar baar Kiran ka hath pakad raha tha seat ke niche se hi aur Kiran dar se baar baar uska hath hatta rahi thi
Uska chehre dar aur saram se laal pad chuka tha
Lekin Arjun maan nahi raha tha
Aur kabhi uske hatho ko apne hatho me bharta to kabhi upar upar se sahlane lagta
Hua ye tha ki ye relationship me aa chuke the bas abhi tak kisi ko bataya nahi tha
Kyu???
Mujhe kya pata bc
Teacher- Arjun class yaha chal rahi hai
Teacher vahi se chhilaya
Arjun- sorry sir
Sir- sorry chhodo aur ye question solve karo abhi bataya hai maine
Arjun attitude me khada hua aur bola
Sir answer is 36 degree Celsius
Vaise aap heat likhna bhul gaye the question me
Teacher ko chhodo puri class shocked thi ki bc Arjun ne question bina solve kiya bilkul correct answer bata diya vo bhi tab jab sir ne kuch quantity miss kardi thi
Uske dosto ko to pata tha ki agar baat physics se related hai to Arjun kisi ko bhi nanga kar sakta hai lekin unke alava to sabke liye Arjun chutiya hi tha
Arjun- Sir bath jau?
Arjun ne muskurate hue pucha
Ab bc teacher kya hi bolta sivay ha ke
Arjun batha aur firse apni bakchodi karne laga
Last seat par
Pawan- aaj to Sir ki jhaate sulag gae hogi
Hritik- tu chhup rah
Nahi to teri vo sulga dega
Daksh- abhi vo sadme me hai
Kisi ko kuch nahi bolega
Karan- so jate hai fir
Daksh- good idea
Aur fir Daksh aur Karan dono so gaye aur aise hi class khatam hue
First half hua aur second half me aaj Lab thi matlab aaj vaha gand marni hi thi
Lab me jada bakchodi nahi hoti kyuki vaha ek time limit me experiment karna hota hai aur vo bhi correct nahi to marks chud jate hai aur ye marks final me count bhi hote hai
Aur vaise bhi jaldi se sab khatam karke hostel pahuchna bhi sab chahte hai
Yaha bhi jaldi se sab nikle aur sidhe sutta wale spot par aagaye
Vaha sutta jalaya aur phukne lage ki dusri taraf se Ritesh aur chauhan aagaye
Ritesh- aur chutiyo kaisa chal raha hai
Pawan- teri gand jaisa matlab bilkul mast
Chauhan- mujhe first day par hi shak ho gaya tha ki ye gay hai
Daksh- Bhai usme koe crime thodi hai
Ab to legal bhi ho gaya hai
Chauhan- food de fir eski
Karan- yaar tum sab mere Bhai ki gand ke piche kyu pade ho
Ritesh- kyuki tere Bhai ne ye sala danda bana liya hai
Hritik- baat bilkul sahi bol raha hai
Pawan- Lund bc
Aur tum dono nikalo yaha se
Nahi to bc gand me hawa bhar dunga
Chauhan- muh se bharna Bhai meri gand par laga kar
Hritik- chhiiii
Mc chhup hoja
Ritesh- eski bandi ban gaye kya jo esa react kar raha hai
Daksh- yaha main hi single hu
Pawan- bhosdike main bhi hu
Daksh- Bhai ladko ki baat ho rahi hai
Karan- main to hu bc
Daksh- ha matlab hum dono
Ritesh- kuch first year se baat hue hai karau kuch jugad
Karan aur Daksh ek sath elaborate please
Chauhan- are ye dono hi chutiya hai
Faad ke bhag jaenge tera naam kharab hoga vo alag
Ritesh- abe Bhai hai fir bhi
Naam vaise bhi konsa bana hua hai
Chauhan- weekend par kya plan?
Daksh- tu bata
Chauhan- Daksh bhosdike tujhe to yaad hona chahiye
Daksh- birthday hai tera
Yaad tha mujhe
Chauhan- Lund lele mera muh me
Daksh- nahi hai birthday?
Chauhan- tu soch le weekend tak
Agar yaad aagaya to thik varna gand marae
Fir thodi der baad sab vaha se nikal jate hai
Hritik ruhi se milne
Arjun sabko chutiya bana ke Kiran se
Karan ka pata nahi
Aur Pawan Daksh hostel
HuPawan- akele ho jaenge aise to hum dono
Daksh mazak me
Hum dono?
Na Bhai tu akela akela hoga main nahi
Pawan- aisa karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- anjali se baat kar
Etna sab chalta rahta hai aur ego ko kabhi kabhar side me rakh ke kuch karna bhi jaruri hoti hai
Pawan- tujhe lagta hai vo achi ladki hai
Daksh- dekh Bhai na koe ladka acha hota hai aur na koe ladki
Kabhi kabhi chhije aise badal jati hai ki hum kuch decide hi nahi kar pate
Esse acha ye hai ki jo hoga vo dekha jaega abhi ke liye hum best de
Pawan- waw mere shekspear
Daksh- baat karle bhai
Abhi nahi karega to kabhi nahi kar paega
Aur sale college life hai
Ya to sahi bandi mil jaegi ya sahi sabak
Pawan- thik hai abki baar call aaega to kar lunga baat
Daksh- tu khud se nahi kar sakta
Pawan- aur kya bolu usko ki etne call esliye nahi uthaye aur aaj esliye kar raha hu?
Daksh- vo tu jane
Lekin Bhai tu khud kar lega to bhi kuch nahi bigdega
Pawan- chal thik hai bc
Aur gyaan mat chhod
Fifa khelga?
Daksh- tu bc call karlena wala tha
Pawan- abhi karlu?
Daksh- to kya muhrat nikalega
Pawan- thik hai bc karta hu room pe jake
Aand kha jata hai tu
Aur uske baad dono apne apne room me chale jate hai
Dusri taraf
Arjun aur Kiran ek sunsaan si jagah bathe the jaha par unhe yakin tha ki koe unhe dekh nahi paega
Hoti hai na aisi jagah har college me
Kiran- hume sabko bata dena chahiye
Arjun- thode din aise hi chhup chhup ke milte hai na
Eske enjoy karte hai fir bata denge
Kiran- kisi aur se pata chala to unko bura lagega
Arjun- mana lenge
Bhai hai sare
Ek bottle me maan jaenge
Kiran- main tumhra sath nahi dungi agar kuch situation hue to main bol dungi ki tumne hi mana kiya tha
Mere sirf vahi Dost hai college me
Aur tumse upar bhi
Arjun- acha mat aana bich me
Main sambhal lunga
Pehle mujhe ek hug aur ek puppi to do
Kiran- tum kya kar rahe tthe class me?
Arjun anjaan bante hue
Kya kar raha tha?
Kiran- jada bano mat samjhe
Koe dekh leta to
Arjun- kisko padi hai ki kon kya kar raha hai
Aur vaise bhi main darta hu kya kisi se
Apni pyaari si girlfriend ko pyaar kar raha tha aur esme kuch galat nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe ye openly pasand nahi hai
Arjun- yaar ye baat ladke bolte hai
Kiran- kyu unka koe copyright hota hai kya
Arjun- nahi lekin ladkiyo ko to pasand hota hai na ye sab
Kiran- mujhe pasand ye hai ki tum mere sath raho
Hum dono ek dusre ki feelings ko respect kare aur baki sab ek band kamre me ho jiske bare me kisi ko pata na ho
Samjhe
Arjun- lekin mujhe to Dunia ko dikhana Hai ki main tumse Kitna pyaar karta hu
Kiran- usse kya hoga
Dunia se dikhane se acha mujhe dikhao
Mujhe pata hai tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho aur kya ye important nahi hai
Arjun- Jada serious ho gaye tum
Thik hai abse band
Kiran- Mera vo matlab nahi tha
Mujhe bas logo ke samne ye sab pasand nahi hai
Arjun- maan liya meri jaan
Ab muskura bhi do
Fir ye dono aise hi thodi der pyaar muhobaat ki baat karte hai aur fir vapas hostel aajate hai
Raat ko sab ek jagah hi bathe the
Arjun- flat ka clear ho gaya hai
Tum log ek baar jake dekh lo
Daksh- jarurat nahi hai
Tu ye bata kabse shift hona hai
Arjun- security money deni hai uske baad kabhi bhi shift ho jao
Pawan- vo to hostel ki fee milne ke baad hi de paenge
Arjun- Ghar par nahi bataya tune
Pawan- bol diya
Lekin mujhe acha nahi lagta baar baar unse paise lena
Karan- koe nahi hum adjust karlenge
Jab teri mil jaye tab vapas kar dena
Arjun- aur kiske pass nahi hai
Hritik- deni kitni hai?
Arjun- ek month ka rent
Hritik- thik
Tu karle baat main jugadta hu
Arjun- Daksh tera?
Daksh- bata dena jab chahiye hoto
Arjun- Kal ka karle?
Karan- lavde do teen din to ruk
Daksh- Kal ka karle
Mere se paise lejana sabke
Pawan- lavde
Ek samosa khilane me to teri gand faat jati hai
Daksh- Bhai tere liye ek dukan khol deta hu samose ki Canteen me
Vahi par bechana aur vahi par khana
Arjun- thik hai main kal kara deta hu
Tu mujhe cash de dena subah(daksh)
Daksh- thik
Uske baad ye log jada bakchodi nahi karte kyuki subah class thi esliye so jate hai
Daksh apne room me aajata Hai aur laptop khol ke kaam karne lagta hai aur jaisa har baar hota hai vaise hi es baar bhi baar baar uska phone bajane lagta hai
Ek do baar to ignore karta hai kyuki usko pasand nahi kaam karte waqt koe usse disturb kare
Lekin jab phone bajata hi raha to usne attend kar hi liya
Daksh- hello thoda gusse me
***** kaise ho beta
Ye aawaz etni familiar thi ki Daksh ko Ek second bhi nahi laga usse pahchane me
Daksh- acha hu aunty
Aap kaise ho?
Mohini- main bhi thik hu
Kaha ho?
Daksh- aapko pata hai ki main kaha hu
Aapki beti ko kuch nahi hoga ye mera vada hai
Mohini- Maine esliye phone nahi kiya
Daksh- to kya esliye kiya hai ki Daksh jinda ha ya mar gaya
Mohini- mujhse bhi aise baat karoge tum?
Daksh- aapme aur usme kuch fark nahi hai
Vo bhi selfish hai aur aap bhi
Unke liye bhi passages bacho se badh ke hai aur aapke liye bhi
Mohini- aisa nahi hai daksh
Daksh- aisa nahi hai
Kabhi aapne Kiran se Ek baar pyaar se baat ki hai
Kabhi ye janene ki kosis ki hai ki kaise ghut ghut ke aapki beti ji rahi hai
Bilkul ussi tarah jis tarah aapke malik ko fark nahi padta ussi tarah aapko bhi nahi padta
Mohini- main majbur thi beta
Daksh- Ek to mujhe beta mat bolo
Vo hak aapne kho diya
Dusra us maa ki baat par maine kaise viswash karlu jisne kabhi apne khud ki beti se do sabad pyaar se nahi bole
Mohini- tujhe sab pata hai Daksh
Daksh- mujhe sirf ye pata hai ki barbaad honge ray's aur Baarbaad hoga raichands
Agar koe bich me aaya to usse ye pehle bata dena ki Daksh Chaudhary ke past me kya hua tha aur vo un logo ki kya halaat karte hai jo uske raste me aata hai
Dobara mujhe phone mat karna aunty
Aapki jaan mujhse thodi hi door rahti hai
Matlab to aap samjh hi gaye honge.....
Next day jab Daksh aur baki chutiya class me gusse to Nidhi ne Daksh ko smile dete hue hello kaha jiske reply me Daksh ne bhi muskurate hue hie bola aur last me chala gaya
Arjun- mujhe kuch nahi puchna
Pawan- na mujhe koe safae chahiye
Karan- main bhi chhup hi rahunga
Hritik- bas humne assume kar liya hai
Daksh- chutiya ho kya sare
Pawan- kya ab main akela rah jaunga
Karan- main hu na Bhai
Pawan- sale tu single ladko par kalanak hai
Karan- par hu to single hi
Pawan- Daksh tujhse ye ummid nahi thi
Daksh- mere Bhai aisa kuch nahi hai
Ma'am ne bola tha esliye gaya main
Hritik- vaise to jaise sari baatein manta hai tu
Daksh- kya proof chahiye bc ab tujhe
Arjun- humne bola to ki humne assume kar liya
Ab tu kuch bole ya na bole kya hi fark padta hai
Daksh- bas to bc gand kyu mara rahe ho
Pawan- beta gand to abhi marni start hogi class thermo ki hai
Arjun- Pawan bet lagaega
Pawan- na thermo me to nahi lagaunga tere sath
Kacha chaba dalega bc tu sabko
Arjun- fat gaye
Pawan- jo samjhna hai samjh le
Vaise tu yaha kya kar raha hai
Bhabhi ke pass ja dekh kaise chhup chhap bathi hai
Arjun- vo humesha aise hi rahti hai
Karan- to kaisa banda hai tu bc apni bandi ke chehre par smile nahi la sakta
Yaha main dusro ki bandiyo ke chehre par la deta hu
Arjun- apna sada hua muh band rakh
Daksh- ja na tu sale
Kyu humme pakka raha hai
Arjun- bhosdiwalo baad me tum log hi gand maroge ki jabse ladki aae hai sala hume bhul gaya
Hritik- to hum maan le ki Ladki aagaye hai
Arjun- assume to kar hi liya hoga tune
Pawan- vo to first day hi kar liya tha
Arjun- fir mere bolne ka fayda kya
Daksh- esko koe bejho yaha se
Kaan me Dard kar raha hai
Arjun eske baad khud hi vaha se uth ke Kiran ke pass chala gaya aur tab tak teacher bhi aagaye the
Thermo ki class thi vaise hi sabki fatti rahti thi esliye koe bakchodi nahi kar raha tha
Vahi arjun jo baar baar Kiran ka hath pakad raha tha seat ke niche se hi aur Kiran dar se baar baar uska hath hatta rahi thi
Uska chehre dar aur saram se laal pad chuka tha
Lekin Arjun maan nahi raha tha
Aur kabhi uske hatho ko apne hatho me bharta to kabhi upar upar se sahlane lagta
Hua ye tha ki ye relationship me aa chuke the bas abhi tak kisi ko bataya nahi tha
Kyu???
Mujhe kya pata bc
Teacher- Arjun class yaha chal rahi hai
Teacher vahi se chhilaya
Arjun- sorry sir
Sir- sorry chhodo aur ye question solve karo abhi bataya hai maine
Arjun attitude me khada hua aur bola
Sir answer is 36 degree Celsius
Vaise aap heat likhna bhul gaye the question me
Teacher ko chhodo puri class shocked thi ki bc Arjun ne question bina solve kiya bilkul correct answer bata diya vo bhi tab jab sir ne kuch quantity miss kardi thi
Uske dosto ko to pata tha ki agar baat physics se related hai to Arjun kisi ko bhi nanga kar sakta hai lekin unke alava to sabke liye Arjun chutiya hi tha
Arjun- Sir bath jau?
Arjun ne muskurate hue pucha
Ab bc teacher kya hi bolta sivay ha ke
Arjun batha aur firse apni bakchodi karne laga
Last seat par
Pawan- aaj to Sir ki jhaate sulag gae hogi
Hritik- tu chhup rah
Nahi to teri vo sulga dega
Daksh- abhi vo sadme me hai
Kisi ko kuch nahi bolega
Karan- so jate hai fir
Daksh- good idea
Aur fir Daksh aur Karan dono so gaye aur aise hi class khatam hue
First half hua aur second half me aaj Lab thi matlab aaj vaha gand marni hi thi
Lab me jada bakchodi nahi hoti kyuki vaha ek time limit me experiment karna hota hai aur vo bhi correct nahi to marks chud jate hai aur ye marks final me count bhi hote hai
Aur vaise bhi jaldi se sab khatam karke hostel pahuchna bhi sab chahte hai
Yaha bhi jaldi se sab nikle aur sidhe sutta wale spot par aagaye
Vaha sutta jalaya aur phukne lage ki dusri taraf se Ritesh aur chauhan aagaye
Ritesh- aur chutiyo kaisa chal raha hai
Pawan- teri gand jaisa matlab bilkul mast
Chauhan- mujhe first day par hi shak ho gaya tha ki ye gay hai
Daksh- Bhai usme koe crime thodi hai
Ab to legal bhi ho gaya hai
Chauhan- food de fir eski
Karan- yaar tum sab mere Bhai ki gand ke piche kyu pade ho
Ritesh- kyuki tere Bhai ne ye sala danda bana liya hai
Hritik- baat bilkul sahi bol raha hai
Pawan- Lund bc
Aur tum dono nikalo yaha se
Nahi to bc gand me hawa bhar dunga
Chauhan- muh se bharna Bhai meri gand par laga kar
Hritik- chhiiii
Mc chhup hoja
Ritesh- eski bandi ban gaye kya jo esa react kar raha hai
Daksh- yaha main hi single hu
Pawan- bhosdike main bhi hu
Daksh- Bhai ladko ki baat ho rahi hai
Karan- main to hu bc
Daksh- ha matlab hum dono
Ritesh- kuch first year se baat hue hai karau kuch jugad
Karan aur Daksh ek sath elaborate please
Chauhan- are ye dono hi chutiya hai
Faad ke bhag jaenge tera naam kharab hoga vo alag
Ritesh- abe Bhai hai fir bhi
Naam vaise bhi konsa bana hua hai
Chauhan- weekend par kya plan?
Daksh- tu bata
Chauhan- Daksh bhosdike tujhe to yaad hona chahiye
Daksh- birthday hai tera
Yaad tha mujhe
Chauhan- Lund lele mera muh me
Daksh- nahi hai birthday?
Chauhan- tu soch le weekend tak
Agar yaad aagaya to thik varna gand marae
Fir thodi der baad sab vaha se nikal jate hai
Hritik ruhi se milne
Arjun sabko chutiya bana ke Kiran se
Karan ka pata nahi
Aur Pawan Daksh hostel
HuPawan- akele ho jaenge aise to hum dono
Daksh mazak me
Hum dono?
Na Bhai tu akela akela hoga main nahi
Pawan- aisa karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- anjali se baat kar
Etna sab chalta rahta hai aur ego ko kabhi kabhar side me rakh ke kuch karna bhi jaruri hoti hai
Pawan- tujhe lagta hai vo achi ladki hai
Daksh- dekh Bhai na koe ladka acha hota hai aur na koe ladki
Kabhi kabhi chhije aise badal jati hai ki hum kuch decide hi nahi kar pate
Esse acha ye hai ki jo hoga vo dekha jaega abhi ke liye hum best de
Pawan- waw mere shekspear
Daksh- baat karle bhai
Abhi nahi karega to kabhi nahi kar paega
Aur sale college life hai
Ya to sahi bandi mil jaegi ya sahi sabak
Pawan- thik hai abki baar call aaega to kar lunga baat
Daksh- tu khud se nahi kar sakta
Pawan- aur kya bolu usko ki etne call esliye nahi uthaye aur aaj esliye kar raha hu?
Daksh- vo tu jane
Lekin Bhai tu khud kar lega to bhi kuch nahi bigdega
Pawan- chal thik hai bc
Aur gyaan mat chhod
Fifa khelga?
Daksh- tu bc call karlena wala tha
Pawan- abhi karlu?
Daksh- to kya muhrat nikalega
Pawan- thik hai bc karta hu room pe jake
Aand kha jata hai tu
Aur uske baad dono apne apne room me chale jate hai
Dusri taraf
Arjun aur Kiran ek sunsaan si jagah bathe the jaha par unhe yakin tha ki koe unhe dekh nahi paega
Hoti hai na aisi jagah har college me
Kiran- hume sabko bata dena chahiye
Arjun- thode din aise hi chhup chhup ke milte hai na
Eske enjoy karte hai fir bata denge
Kiran- kisi aur se pata chala to unko bura lagega
Arjun- mana lenge
Bhai hai sare
Ek bottle me maan jaenge
Kiran- main tumhra sath nahi dungi agar kuch situation hue to main bol dungi ki tumne hi mana kiya tha
Mere sirf vahi Dost hai college me
Aur tumse upar bhi
Arjun- acha mat aana bich me
Main sambhal lunga
Pehle mujhe ek hug aur ek puppi to do
Kiran- tum kya kar rahe tthe class me?
Arjun anjaan bante hue
Kya kar raha tha?
Kiran- jada bano mat samjhe
Koe dekh leta to
Arjun- kisko padi hai ki kon kya kar raha hai
Aur vaise bhi main darta hu kya kisi se
Apni pyaari si girlfriend ko pyaar kar raha tha aur esme kuch galat nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe ye openly pasand nahi hai
Arjun- yaar ye baat ladke bolte hai
Kiran- kyu unka koe copyright hota hai kya
Arjun- nahi lekin ladkiyo ko to pasand hota hai na ye sab
Kiran- mujhe pasand ye hai ki tum mere sath raho
Hum dono ek dusre ki feelings ko respect kare aur baki sab ek band kamre me ho jiske bare me kisi ko pata na ho
Samjhe
Arjun- lekin mujhe to Dunia ko dikhana Hai ki main tumse Kitna pyaar karta hu
Kiran- usse kya hoga
Dunia se dikhane se acha mujhe dikhao
Mujhe pata hai tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho aur kya ye important nahi hai
Arjun- Jada serious ho gaye tum
Thik hai abse band
Kiran- Mera vo matlab nahi tha
Mujhe bas logo ke samne ye sab pasand nahi hai
Arjun- maan liya meri jaan
Ab muskura bhi do
Fir ye dono aise hi thodi der pyaar muhobaat ki baat karte hai aur fir vapas hostel aajate hai
Raat ko sab ek jagah hi bathe the
Arjun- flat ka clear ho gaya hai
Tum log ek baar jake dekh lo
Daksh- jarurat nahi hai
Tu ye bata kabse shift hona hai
Arjun- security money deni hai uske baad kabhi bhi shift ho jao
Pawan- vo to hostel ki fee milne ke baad hi de paenge
Arjun- Ghar par nahi bataya tune
Pawan- bol diya
Lekin mujhe acha nahi lagta baar baar unse paise lena
Karan- koe nahi hum adjust karlenge
Jab teri mil jaye tab vapas kar dena
Arjun- aur kiske pass nahi hai
Hritik- deni kitni hai?
Arjun- ek month ka rent
Hritik- thik
Tu karle baat main jugadta hu
Arjun- Daksh tera?
Daksh- bata dena jab chahiye hoto
Arjun- Kal ka karle?
Karan- lavde do teen din to ruk
Daksh- Kal ka karle
Mere se paise lejana sabke
Pawan- lavde
Ek samosa khilane me to teri gand faat jati hai
Daksh- Bhai tere liye ek dukan khol deta hu samose ki Canteen me
Vahi par bechana aur vahi par khana
Arjun- thik hai main kal kara deta hu
Tu mujhe cash de dena subah(daksh)
Daksh- thik
Uske baad ye log jada bakchodi nahi karte kyuki subah class thi esliye so jate hai
Daksh apne room me aajata Hai aur laptop khol ke kaam karne lagta hai aur jaisa har baar hota hai vaise hi es baar bhi baar baar uska phone bajane lagta hai
Ek do baar to ignore karta hai kyuki usko pasand nahi kaam karte waqt koe usse disturb kare
Lekin jab phone bajata hi raha to usne attend kar hi liya
Daksh- hello thoda gusse me
***** kaise ho beta
Ye aawaz etni familiar thi ki Daksh ko Ek second bhi nahi laga usse pahchane me
Daksh- acha hu aunty
Aap kaise ho?
Mohini- main bhi thik hu
Kaha ho?
Daksh- aapko pata hai ki main kaha hu
Aapki beti ko kuch nahi hoga ye mera vada hai
Mohini- Maine esliye phone nahi kiya
Daksh- to kya esliye kiya hai ki Daksh jinda ha ya mar gaya
Mohini- mujhse bhi aise baat karoge tum?
Daksh- aapme aur usme kuch fark nahi hai
Vo bhi selfish hai aur aap bhi
Unke liye bhi passages bacho se badh ke hai aur aapke liye bhi
Mohini- aisa nahi hai daksh
Daksh- aisa nahi hai
Kabhi aapne Kiran se Ek baar pyaar se baat ki hai
Kabhi ye janene ki kosis ki hai ki kaise ghut ghut ke aapki beti ji rahi hai
Bilkul ussi tarah jis tarah aapke malik ko fark nahi padta ussi tarah aapko bhi nahi padta
Mohini- main majbur thi beta
Daksh- Ek to mujhe beta mat bolo
Vo hak aapne kho diya
Dusra us maa ki baat par maine kaise viswash karlu jisne kabhi apne khud ki beti se do sabad pyaar se nahi bole
Mohini- tujhe sab pata hai Daksh
Daksh- mujhe sirf ye pata hai ki barbaad honge ray's aur Baarbaad hoga raichands
Agar koe bich me aaya to usse ye pehle bata dena ki Daksh Chaudhary ke past me kya hua tha aur vo un logo ki kya halaat karte hai jo uske raste me aata hai
Dobara mujhe phone mat karna aunty
Aapki jaan mujhse thodi hi door rahti hai
Matlab to aap samjh hi gaye honge.....