Update-51
Hospital me
Jaha Pawan leta hua tha aur uske do teen jagah pattiya bandhi hue thi
Uske sath anjali bhi thi
Daksh- kon the?
Behad gusse me
Pawan- vohi seniors jinse us din bhasad hue thi
Daksh- kaha hai abhi?
Pawan- tab to canteen me the
Daksh- Maa ki chut bc unki
Aur gusse me hospital se nikal jata hai
Aaj Daksh ke chehre par ek alag hi gussa tha aur vo chal nahi raha tha lagbhag dood hi raha tha
Raste me jo bhi usse hie hello kar rahe the sabko ignore marta hua canteen pahuch gaya
Vaha usse seniors ek table par bathe dikh gaye
Simran- hey Daksh
Kaise ho?
Daksh ne apni t shirt nikali aur Simran ki taraf fek di aur khud gusse me seniors ki taraf bhadne laga
Daksh ke chehre se hi pata chal gaya tha ki aaj bahut tagdi bhasad hone wali hai
Ek senior- ha aaja tera hi intezaar......
Vo etna hi bol paya ki Daksh ne usko chair ke sath hawa me utha ke samne padi table par dhaam dhaam dhaam teen baar mara aur vaha jitne bhi log the sabki gand faat gaye including Simran
Daksh ne usko etni jor se mara tha ki tisri hi baar me table ke tukde tukde ho gaye aur Daksh ne senior ko utha ke door fek diya
Uski halaat ek minute me hi bahut kharab ho gaye the aur bechare se utha bhi nahi ja raha tha
Daksh uski taraf bhad hi raha tha ki dusre senior ne uski coller pakad li piche se
Daksh jaise hi piche muda uska pura face khoon se san chuka tha aur senior ka sar faat gaya tha
Kyuki piche se uske sar par padi thi Hritik ki rod
Hritik to aaj vaise hi bahut gusse me the aur ye sab dekh ke to vo out of control ho gaya
Ab vaha badh chuki thi bhid
Lekin bc seniors ko maar rahe the to dusri seniors apni izzat bachane ke liye kaise nahi aaenge
Aur ye baat aag ki tarah fail gaye
Bahut hi kam time me vaha ek ke baad ek bike, cars aane lagi jisme mostly seniors hi the
Yaha bich me do bande khade the
Daksh aur Hritik jo canteen me hi buri tarah maar rahe the seniors ko
Tisra banda jo kuda vo tha chauhan
Usse bhi pata lag chuka tha aur Bhai apna ek hockey aur ek baseball bat leke madaan me aa chuka tha
Vo sala chauhan tha matlab bc khoon to garam tha hi aur restart to ye bhasad usne hi ki thi
Vo Daksh aur Hritik se
Aaj maa chhod denge bc ek ek ki aur Daksh ko ek hockey dene laga
Daksh- mere hath hi hockey se jada tez marte hai
Kam se kam 10-12 seniors aa chuke the aur filmy style se yaha bhasad nahi mach rahi thi
Jaha sab ek sath aagaye
Bich me teen khade hue hockey rod aur hatho se unko maar rahe aur same vo sab
Situation etni serious ho gaye thi ki kisi ko ye bhi nahi pata chal raha tha ki kiske kaha se khoon nikal raha hai
Daksh aur log kamjor padne lage
Tab entry hue humare playboy aur Ritesh ki
Vo piche se seniors ko utha utha ke fekne lage
Ritesh ek dubla patla ladka tha lekin gudda bahut tha usme
Kisi ka sar food raha hai to kisi ke aand bc
Vahi Karan ko vo wala scene tha ki vo kabhi ladhae jagde me nahi ghusta tha lekin agar vo gus gaya to bc khatam karke hi niklega
Ye sare seniors to jamin par gir chuke the
Aur daksh,hritik, chauhan pure khoon me sane hue bich me abhi bhi khade hue the
Daksh ne apne muh se khoon bahar feka aur Bola madarchod
Karan aur Ritesh bhi seniors ke upar se chalte hue Daksh ki side me aa chuke the
Lekin abhi to ye sab suru hua tha
Kyuki es incident se jaag gaye the vo log bhi jo pata nahi kitne hi waqt se kabaar me pade hue the
Aur ab ghamasaan hone wala tha kyuki samne unko etne log aate dikh gaye ki ek second ke liye to unki saanse aatak gaye
Chauhan- aaj mere Maa Papa ko kitna proud hoga mujhpe
Ab Daksh ne bhi hockey utha li thi
Aur apne hatho se tigh pakad li
Canteen ki to Maa chud chuki thi
Vaha se mostly log bhag chuke the
Jo abhi the vo the Simran, ruhi, Nidhi, saanvi, sirf char ladkiya
Canteen college me es tarah thi ki uske samne do road the aur road ke opposite side hostels the
Jaise hi second year wale jo hostels me the unhe pata chala ki same batch wala ki bhasad ho gaye
Bc ek second me najara badal gaya
Abhi seniors hi seniors the lekin agle hi second Bc koe hostel ke second floor se khud raha hai to koe shorts shorts me bhag raha
Matlab ab bich me seniors khade the unke samne Daksh aur uske Dost aur seniors ke piche pure second year ke hostel wale londe
Extreme serious situation ho chuki thi aur bhasad suru ho chuki thi
Koe bhi kisi ko bhi maar raha hai kahi bhi maar raha hai
Logo ke sar fut rahe hai aur sadke minutes me khoon se laal ho chuki thi
Daksh ke sarir par bhi kafi choot aagaye thi
Actual me to sabki halaat kharab thi
Seniors ki kuch jada thi kyuki unke numbers kaam the aur pure second year wale unpe chhhade hue the
Sab to seniors bach bach ke bhagne ki kosis karne lage the
Unki bikes, car sab tod food di gaye thi
Daksh ne sabko chhoda aur piche aagya jaha vo banda bhagne ki kosis kar raha tha jiski vajah se sab start hua tha
Usne Daksh ko dekha nahi lekin Daksh ne pehla hockey mara uske pairo pe
Etni jor se ki vo bhagte hue do baar gum ke jamin par gira aur vo bhi charo ladkiyo ke samne
Etne me Hritik bhi aagya aur agli padi uske peet me jo Hritik ne mari thi aur vo muh se khoon fekne laga
Daksh- Hritik enko hostel chodke aa
Hritik ne bina jawab diye ek laat maari uske pet pe jisse vo ruhi ke pairo par ja gira
Hritik- karaaaaaaannnnnnnnn
Hritik jor se chhilaya
Karan bhi bhagte hua aaya
Usse pata bhi nahi tha ki ye sab hua kyu lekin fir bhi agli aur bahut tagdi kick maari Karan ne
Hritik- mere sath chal enko chhodne
Aur tu esko edhar hi rakh(daksh se)
Fir Karan aur Hritik ladkiyo ko chhodne hostel chale gaye
Kyuki vaha halaat bahut kharab ho chuki thi
Aur esliye hi Hritik ne Karan ko bulaya tha kyuki akele ka to dekh sakta hai lekin chaar ladkiya sath hone me problem ho sakti hai
Ruhi- tumhre hatho se khoon aa raha hai
Lekin jaise hi ruhi ne uske hatho ko touch Kiya Hritik ne gusse se hath hata diya jo Karan ne dekh liya tha lekin ye right time nahi tha kuch bhi bolne ka
Edar campus me police aa chuki thi aur bahut jada number me
Police ko aata dekh sare second year wale seconds me gayab
Sala jana hi kaha tha unko road khud ke hostel
Bach gaye seniors jo aadh mari halaat me pade hue the aur ye teen char bakchod
Police ke aane ke baad bhi Daksh aur chauhan lage pade the bc seniors ko thokne
To police wala ne sabse pehle unko hi pakda
Chauhan- hath hata(police se)
Police- kya bola
Chauhan- hath hata
Bahut tez aawaz me
Police- madarchod aaj tujhe batata hu police walo se kaise baat karte hai
Usne to galli di aur chauhan ne uska hi sar phod diya
Chauhan- galli kaise diya madarjaat
Aur ek aur laat maari
Tisri Daksh ne
Aur jab tak Ritesh aata police walo ne gand maar li sabki
Aur pakad ke van me batha ke le gaye
Hritik aur Karan ke vapas aane tak to sab gayab the vo lekin police ki van jati dikh gaye thi unhe aur sath me Daksh bhi
Unhone side me pata nahi kisi bike padi hue thi jo bahut buri halaat me thi vo uthae aur wires tod ke start ki aur laga di police ke piche
Unke jane ke baad ambulance aagaye aur vaha jo pade the unko utha ke lejane lagi
Chauhan- abhi bhi moka hai jane do hume
Nahi to makasam se aaj ke baad kisi ko arrest nahi kar paoge
Police- on duty police par hath uthaya hai tune
Aaj tujhe pata chalega eska anjaam kya hoga
Daksh- tu phone de mujhe aur fir main batata hu tera anjaam kya hoga
Police- tujhe phone tab hi milega jab tum sabki sari hekadi na nikal denge
Chauhan- aur main tujhe tab chhodunga jab tu naak ragad ke maafi nahi maang leta
Police wale ko gussa to bahut aaya lekin kuch kiya nahi bas sabka phone leliya
Sidha police station lejake pehle to lock up me band kardiya
Havaldar- kya karna hai Sir enka
Si- thodi saas lene de
Fir bc enki class lete hai
Havaldar- Sir bade ghar ke lag rahe hai
Si- to main nachu
Gand to todunga salo ki
Etne me Karan aur Hritik pahuch gaye the
Unhe dekh ke
Si- tumhe bhi band hona hai kya?
Bc himmat hai jo yaha tak aagaye
Karan ne phone feka si ki taraf
Karan- baat kar
Sab samjh aajaega
Ab si ki faat gaye kyuki unhe ye to pata tha ki ye sale bade ghar se hai esliye hi phone chhina tha taki call na kar sake
Aur jab kare to ye bol de ki sir pata nahi tha aapke bache hai
Karan- baat kar
Aur nikal sabko abhi ke abhi
Si ne darte darte phone hath me uthaya aur
Si- hello
Ji sir
Yes sir
Nahi sir
Okay sir
Abhi karta hu sir
Etna bhi bol raha tha
Jaise hi phone kata ek aur dhamaka hua police me gusa state ka cm
Jisse dekh ke sabki gand faat ke hath me aagaye
Sab fatak se khade hue aur salute karne lage
Cm- ladko ko nikalo
Si- yes sir
Leke aao sabko
Cm- yaad rahe apne bache hai
Dobara galti nahi honi chahiye
Si- sorry sir
Tab tak sab aagaye the bahar
Cm utha Daksh ke samne jake usse hath milaya
Cm- I'm sorry for this Mr.....
Daksh- Chaudhary
Cm- yes
Apna area samjho aur koe problem ho to kabhi bhi aajana
Chauhan- mujhe problem hai
Cm- batao beta
Chauhan- ense bolo sorry bole
Cm to kuch bola bhi nahi usse pehle hi sab sorry bolne lage
Cm- happy now
Daksh- yes and thank you
Chalo(apne dosto se)
Vaha se sidhe hospital pahuch gaye
Unhe dekh ke Pawan ki to gand hi faat gaye bc kyuki sabki aisi halaat ho rakhi thi ki sabko yehi lagega ki khub peet ke aaye hai lekin ye asliyat me kya karke aaye hai es baat ka andaza nahi laga paenge
Hritik- ghure mat bhosdike
Teri hi vajah se hua hai to aaj ki daru, ganja sab teri taraf se
Pawan- Maa kasam kaisa chutiya hu main jo es maha chutiya(daksh) ko phone kiya
Daksh- baatein mat badal
Daru to aaj tu hi pilaega
Karan- kya bolta tha ye jd ha
Aaj bc tu jd hi pilaega
Pawan- pee lena Bhai
Jo bolege peela dunga
Hritik- bhosdike tujhe pata tha main campus me hu to mujhe call kyu nahi kiya
Pawan- jane de na ab
Jo hogya so hogya
Aur tujhe pehle phone karta to hospital me pair rakhne ki bhi jagah nahi bachti
Karan- chhodo
Chalte hai yaha se
Bc negative energy feel ho rahi hai mujhe
Hritik- ha chalo
Arjun kaha hai?
Pawan- call to bahut baar kiya tha lekin attend nahi kiya usne
Daksh- koe nahi
Fir sabse pehle anjali ko hostel chhodte hai vo bechari etni dari hue thi ki usse ek word nahi bola gaya kyuki usse to pata tha ki abhi bahar kya hua hai
Pawan ki firse ek baar gand faati jab usne Canteen ke aas pass ke area ki halaat dekhi
Pawan- bc kya bhasad machae hai re tum logo ne
Hritik- beta police station hoke aaye hai tere chakkar me
Pawan- Bhai flat pahuch ke gaand maar lena ab vohi de sakta hu main tujhe
Aise hi bakchodi karte karte flat pahuch gaye lekin ab sabse badi problem ye thi ki daru leke kon aaega
Kyuki halaat to kisi ki thi nahi
Ant me kisi tarah number jugade aur extra pay karke daru ghar par hi mangva li
Unko kya tha paise to Pawan ko dene the
Aaj to bc chakane me dry fruits aaye the bhai
Fir bathi mahfil
Hritik- kuch bhi bolo bc maja bahut aaya
Karan- Lund majja
Ghar walo ne gand maar di
Daksh- to bc tujhe kisne kaha tha apne baap ko call karne ka
Karan- beta main nahi karta na to sadte sare jail me
Daksh- cm aagya tha
Karan- nahi aata to?
Pawan- cm?
Daksh- janta hi kaha hai tu apne Bhai ko
Hritik- jante to hum ye bhi nahi the ki tere dil par saanvi ka tattoo bana hua hai
Daksh- maar khaega?
Hritik- abhi mood nahi hai
Jab tujhe pasand hai to vaise hi bol deta
Daksh- uski baat na kare to acha hoga
Karan- Simran ki gandi faati bc aaj
Pawan- bc hua bhi to uski hi vajah se hai
Beta agar tune uski gand nahi fade to main teri faad dunga
Daksh- are mere Bhai pehle hi faad chuka hu
Tu tension na le
Pawan- dobara fadna
Sala uske chakkar me kitne bhasad hue hai aaj
Karan- bc apne batch walo ko dekha
Daksh- Ayush bc second floor se khud ke aaya tha
Hritik- sala aadho ko to bc jante bhi nahi the hum
Pawan- unity hai bc
Sala maine miss kardiya
Karan- Tu nahi hota to bc hum kaise witness karte
Daksh- ab to naam ho jaega college me
Hritik- gand fategi logo ki jab dekhenge hume
Daksh- sale tu unki taraf tha ya humari
Bhosdike sar senior ka foda aur khoon se main naha liya
Hritik- beta sahi time pe mara tha nahi to tera tarbooz khil jata
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte hue pee rahe the
Ki gate khula aur ander aaye Arjun aur kiran
Ye sab hall me hi bathe fuk aur pee rahe the
Arjun aur kiran gusse aur under ka haal dekh ke gate par hi statue ban gaye
Sabke sarir par khub sari patiya bandhi hue thi
Pawan to bechara aadhi gand pe batha tha ki Daksh ka hath fatta hua tha
Aisa hi haal baki sabka tha
Arjun- bcccccc
Ye kya hua?
Pawan- kaha tha tu
Agar koe baar baar phone kar raha hai to eska matlab yehi hoga na ki koe emergency hai
Arjun- kuch kaam se bahar gaye the
Lekin ye sab hua kaise
Karan- side me jake murga ban ja aur jab tak bana rahna jab tak tera kaam khatam na ho jaye
Arjun- mujhe batega bc hua kya hai
Arjun gusse me chhilaya
To Pawan ne daru ka glass diwar par fek ke mara
Daksh aaram se kardi sarab waste
Pawan- aaj ka kya plan tha?
Subah hi hue thi na bc baat
Ya tujhe ab koe fark nahi padta
Aur jaha tak mujhe yaad hai tera hi plan tha ye
Pawan Arjun se bhi tez chhilaya
Arjun ab shant padh chuka tha
Arjun- sorry yaar bhul gaya tha
Pawan- apni sorry ko apni gand me daal le
Daksh- Pawan chhup hoja
Pawan- bc main kabhi bhi kuch bolta hu to sabko bura hi lagta hai
Gand marao sab main aaj ke baad kisi se kuch nahi kahunga aur na kisi se kuch expect karunga
Specially tujhse(arjun)
Daksh- Pawan jane de na yaar
Tu aaja bath(arjun se)
Mahool thoda serious ho gaya tha to
Karan- main kya bolta hu daksh
Apan famous to ho gaye aaj aur ab tu aur main hi single hai
To kyu na es baat ka fayda uthaya jaye
Daksh peg utha ke
Cheers
Vaise bhi entertainment mila nahi hai bahut dino se
Hritik- tum dono ke pass aur koe baat nahi hoti
Karan- chal fir dusri baat karte hai
Tere aur ruhi ke bich me kya hua
Jaise hi ruhi ka naam aaya sab Hritik ki taraf dekhne lage
Hritik- kuch bhi to nahi
Daksh- juth bol raha hai bc
Sakal se hi pata chal raha hai
Karan- Maine tujhe dekha tha kaise react kiya tune jab usne tujhe touch kiya
Hritik- usse hi puch lena
Daksh- bc ye usse ladke aaya tha
Esliye bc gussa seniors par utar diya
Arjun- koe mujhe batega hua kya aaj?
Daksh- seniors se scene hogya tha
Arjun- konse senior?
Daksh- Simran wala kand jiske sath hua tha
Arjun- bc unhone mari tum logo ke
Unki maa ko chhodu
Arjun gusse se utha
Hritik- bath ja
Chhod liya humne
Thank you tere support ke liye
Arjun- yaar Bhai sach me mujhe nahi pata tha ki aisa hua hai
Otherwise main aata nahi kya?
Daksh- bc esko peg do nahi to sala mahnusiyat failata rahega
Hritik- chauhan aur baki kaha gaye?
Daksh- unka kuch pre-planned tha
Baad me peela dena unko
Pawan- bc vo log bhi the
Daksh- tisre number pe to chauhan hi aaya tha
Hritik- bhosdiwala Ek hockey aur ek baseball bat leke aaya tha
Daksh- bc tum dono ne ek epic scene to miss hi kar diya tha
Chauhan ki coller pakad li thi ek police wale ne
Bc uska bhi sar phod diya usne
Hritik- bc do minutes ke liye gaye the hum
Karan- aur sala usme hi police aagaye
Usme hi chauhan ne sar phod diya
Aur usme hi bc tum logo ko leke chali bhi gaye
Arjun- thik ho na tum sab bc
Karan- girlfriend mat ban bc
Arjun- puch hi to raha hu yaar
Karan- hamdardi nahi chahiye
Abhi tak Kiran bas chhup chaap bathi sun rahi thi ek word usne nahi bola tha abhi tak
Daksh- yaar kyu eski gand maar rahe ho
Date pe gaya tha bc nahi utha paya to nahi utha paya
Humne kasar chhodi hai kya
Hritik- baat vo nahi hai bhai
Baat ye hai ki jab hazar baar phone kiya hai to at least ek baar jawab to de sakta hai
Ye chutiya to hai nahi jo bina matlab etni call karega
Karan- jane de Hritik
Kyu mood ki maa behan kar raha hai
Kiran- tum log thik ho na sab?
And I'm sorry vo maine hi Arjun ko bola tha chalne ko
I'm really sorry
Ab bc eske aage koe kya hi bolta
Kiran kabhi kisi ko bura to bolti nahi thi aur help karti thi vo alag esliye sabne it's okay hi bola
Sivay Daksh ke
Aur fir aise hi peete fukte raat gujar gaye......