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Ruchi- Daksh jo kal hua vo sab nashe ki vajah se hua tha
Please usse serious mat lena
Main Naman ko khona nahi chahti
Daksh- dekh mujhe Lund fark nahi padta ki nashe ki vajah se hua ya nahi
Agar tera dobara man kare to rasta tujhe pata hai aur agar nahi man kare tab bhi tujhe pata hi hai
Mujhe ghanta tujhse fark nahi padta
Ha ek aur baat agar dusri baar , beshak nashe me hi agar tera man kara to main chhodunga nahi
Ye jo teri gand hai na badi badi faad ke rakh dunga esse
Aur hathiyaar to tune dekh hi liya hai
Aur Daksh vaha se chala jata hai
Jaha vo apni classes attend karta hai aur kal ke notes jugad karne ki kosis karta hai
Kyuki kal se class test suru hone wale the
Arjun jo uske sath hi tha
Arjun- bc ye college hai ya school
Sala college me class test kon rakhta hai be
Daksh- beta es college me parents teacher meeting bhi hoti hai
Aur ha marks bhi Ghar bejhe jate hai
Arjun- kyu gand faad raha hai be
Daksh- jake seniors se puch le
Arjun- Simran se puchta hu
Daksh- senior ke naam pe tujhe vohi yaad aati hai kya
Arjun- dimag se uske bade bade nikal hi nahi rahe
Bc pata nahi kitni baar soch soch ke hila chuka hu
Daksh- bas hilata hi rahiyo
Ek din toot ke gir jana hai
Arjun- are Bhai kya batau
Kuch jadu hai usme
Kasam se har baar ek jaisa hi feel hota hai
Daksh- jab kaal exam me gand fategi tab alag feel ho jaega
Arjun- tu alag panoti hai bc
Acha bata kal test kis chhij ka hai
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Arjun- to bc apan notes kis chhij ke maang rahe hai
Daksh- kal ke exam ka
Arjun- par apan ko to yehi nahi pata ki exam kiska hai
Daksh- lekin lavde hum to notes maang rahe hai na jab milenge to apne aap pata chal jaega ki kis chhij ka exam hai
Arjun- dimag to hai tujhme
Daksh- common sense bolte hai esse
Ye bechare sare londo se notes maang chuke the aur kisi bhi chutiyo ke pass notes nahi the
Ab bachi sirf ladkiya thi jo ghanta enko kuch nahi deti
Arjun- Ab kya kare
Daksh- try karte hai
Arjun- main nahi ja raha
Ye bc pehle se hi bhadki hue hai mere se
Daksh- thik hai main jata hu
Aur Daksh pahuch jata hai Kiran ke paas
Kiran yaad hai na jiske chakar me sabse pehle ladae hue thi
Daksh- hie
Kiran Daksh ko dekh ke sakal banate hue hie
Daksh- kaisi ho?
Kiran- abhi to thik thi par abka pata nahi
Daksh- movie chalogi mere sath
Ye naya tha usne Daksh se ye expect nahi Kiya tha
Daksh usse thoda bahut pasand tha aur uske baat karne ke tarike ke karan thoda napasand bhi
Kiran- apne dosto ko lejao
Daksh- unke sath vo majja kaha jo tumhre sath hai
Kiran- Kal se exam hai
Daksh- exam ke baad chal lenge
Kiran- kon kon
Daksh- main aur tum
Kiran- main tumhre sath akeli kyu jau
Daksh- to tum apni dosto ke le aana
Kiran- fir tum bore ho jaoge
Daksh- nahi main tumhe company de dunga
Kiran- uske liye hi meri friends hogi
Daksh- to unko dedunga
Kiran- unke liye main hungi
Daksh- yaar tumhe chalna hai to batao
Dimag ki gand mat maro
Kiran- dekha main sirf yehi dekhne ke liye ye sab bol rahi thi
Do minutes to tumse ache se baat hoti nahi aur movie ki baat Kar rahe ho
Daksh- to hotel me chal lete hai
Vaha ache se baat kar lunga
Kiran- kyaaaaa matlab hai tumhra
Daksh- are yaar chalna hai to batao
Kiran- nahi
Daksh- acha fir kal ke exam ke notes hi dedo
Kiran bura sa face bana ke
Jab tumhe notes hi chahiye the to etna guma fira ke kya baat kar rahe the
Sidha bhi bol sakte the
Daksh- nahi actually main baat to movie ki hi karne aaya tha lekin tumhne mana kar diya to socha notes hi leleta hu
Kiran Daksh ko notes dete hue
Half hour me print karake vapas kar dena
Aur next week exam ke baad chalenge
Daksh- thank you thank you
Aur Daksh ne last week me chalne ki to baat sayad suni hi nahi aur Arjun ko leke class se bahar bhag gaya
Jab unhe Pawan, Karan aur Hritik bhi mil gaye
Karan- aur lodo kaha ja rahe ho
Daksh- notes maang ke laye hai
Xerox karane
Pawan- tum dono sach me chutiya ho kya?
Arjun- Abe lund ke bachhe
Kya problem hai tujhe
Pawan- bosdike teacher ne group pe pdf daal di hai
Usse se hi padhna hai
Aur ye kiski notebook hai
Daksh- Kiran ki
Konse group pe
Pawan- first year ke
Arjun- first year ka group bhi hai
Hritik- ha beta first year ka group bhi hai
Jaha sare notes pade hai
Eski jarurat nahi hai
Usko notebook vapas karte hue
Daksh- madarchood matlab hum ek ghante se aise hi gand mara rahe the
Karan- chutiya hona tum dono
Arjun- Daksh aaj kal kuch jada bejati hone lag gaye hai
Kuch karna padega
Pawan- tum chutiye ho
Kuch nahi kar sakte
Aur ye Kiran ne badi notebook dedi tujhe
Arjun- esse de hai
Pawan- ohh sorry
Teri sakal pe to mutegi bhi nahi
Arjun- hogya tera madarchood
Pawan- chal aaja sutta marne chalte hai
Arjun- padhna hai mere ko
Karan- dekhiyo es chutiye ko
Padhna hai mere ko
Chup chhap chal le nahi to group pe add tu abhi bhi nahi hua hai
Arjun- paap lagega bc tum logo ko
Acha khasa padhna ka mood kar raha tha
Aur ye bakchodi karte karte ye log sutte ke dukan pe pahuch jate hai
Pawan- main shart laga ke kah sakta hu en dono loduo ko ye bhi nahi pata hoga ki kal test kiska hai
Daksh- main shart laga ke kahta hu kal ke exam me es lodu se to jada hi number leke aaunga
Pawan- agar aisa hogya to next party main sponsor karunga
Arjun- madarchod ye ye nahi main bhi tujhse jada number launga
Pawan- tere ek mahine ke sutte meri taraf se
Hritik- jada nahi bol gaya ye
Karan- bosdika pura syllabus pehle se hi padh ke batha hai esliye bakchodi kar raha hai
Daksh- kaha se aate hai aise log
Yaha Hume ye nahi pata ki bc kal exam kiska hai aur ye bhai sahab pura syllabus padh ke batha hai
Arjun- are chutiye hai ye sab
Tu tension mat le
Aaj tabhai macha denge
Daksh- mujhe tension teri hai
Bc Bina Matlab ke khud gaya bich me
Arjun- trust nahi hai kya bc
Daksh- trust to mujhe sirf mere lode pe hai
Ab tum mera loda hai to alag baat nahi nahi to Maa chuda
Pawan- Kiran ke piche lag gaya hai bosdike tu
Daksh- bc bas notes bhagne gaya tha
Arjun- humko to loda bhi na de vo
Daksh- kyuki uske pass loda hai hi nahi
Pawan- beta kuch to baat hai
Bata kya raita faila ke aaya hai tu
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi bc
Pawan- Sach Sach Bata bosdike
Daksh- usko bola ki next week movie pe chalegi kya
Pawan- dekhaa
Arjun- madarchod bhul gaya tu ki kaand ho rakha hai uske sath
Daksh- main to sirf notes mangne ke liye bola tha
Ab usne ha kardi to bc main kya karu
Arjun- doob ke marja bc
I'm out
Daksh- ohh bosdike acting mat kar
Chal jake padhae karte hai ye sare to padh ke bathe hai
Aur fir apne apne room me chale jate hai
Dinner ke time tak timepass karte hai aur dinner ke baad Arjun aur Daksh decide karte hai ki vo dono half half padhenge aur baki ka half ek dusre ko padha denge
Ye soch ke room me aaye lekin Daksh to aate hi suru ho gaya jo vo etne dino se kar raha tha
Usne poonam ke message khole aur unhe padhne laga fir uske photo ko dekhne laga
Kabhi uske chehre par khushi to kabhi dard ke bhav dikh rahe the
Bechara kya karta pure din apni feeling sabse chhupa ke rakhta taki koe usse kamjor na samjhe aur fir jab akela hota to en hi feelings ko yaad karke rota rahta
Kafi time hogya tha aur Daksh ne ab phone band karke joint jala liya aur sath me books bhi khol li
Usne abhi padhan start hi kiya tha ki kisi unknown number se call aagaye
Daksh ne uthaya hi nahi fir dubara aae tab bhi nahi uthaya aur tisri baar jab aaya to gusse me
Kiski maa chud rahi hai?
Kiran- meri notebook nahi di hai tumne
Kal exam hai main kisse padhungi
Daksh- I'm so sorry yaar main bhul gaya tha
Jo Sir ne notes dale hai usse padh lo yaar Kal pakka dedunga
Kiran- nahi mujhe meri notebook chahiye abhi ke abhi
Daksh- abhi allow nahi hai yaar
Kaise aau
Kiran- mujhe nahi pata
Mujhe bas meri notebook chahiye
Daksh- acha la raha hu teri notebook
Dimag mat kharab kar
Aur Daksh ne gusse me phone kaat diya
Daksh Simran ko call karta hai
Simran- are kya baat hai aaj humari yaad Kaise aa gaye
Daksh- yaar aap senior ho aur mujhe ek notebook deni hai girls hostel me please help kardo
Simran- mujhe kya milega
Daksh- kya chahiye aapko
Simran- maal hai tumhre paas
Daksh- ha ye notebook ka karao fir dedunga
Simran- dedunga nahi
Bahar chal ke fuk ke aaenge
Daksh- allow nahi hai hume
Simran- mere sath chalna
Okay gate pe milo
Daksh maal aur uski notebook uthta hai aur gate pe chala jata hai
Thodi der baad Simran bhi aajati hai aur dono college ke bahar chale jate hai
Simran senior thi aur seniors ko allow rahta hai aur uske sath sath daksh bhi nikal gaya
Dono vahi lake wali side pahuche aur fukne lag gaye
Simran- tumhri girlfriend nahi hai
Daksh- nahi
Simran- help karu?
Daksh- mujhe relationship nahi chahiye
To be honest
Simran- yaha sab enjoy karte hai
Koe serious nahi hai
Daksh- mujhse ye babu sona wali bakchodi nahi hogi ab
Simran- heart broken
Daksh- kind off
Simran- acha batao main kaisi lagti hu
Daksh- bomb
Simran- eska matlab tum uske gum se nikal chuke ho
Nahi to na etni jaldi reply karte aur na aisa reply karte
Daksh- jaruri nahi hai
Maine usse sab kuch diya still....
Simran- don't cry like a baby yaar
Daksh Halka smile dedeta hai
Simran- tum college me kisi bhi ladki pe hath rakh do
Main tumhri setting kara dungi
Daksh- mujhe nahi karni
Ha agar koe sirf physical relationship tak rahna chahti hai to thik hai
But no relationship
Simran- tum kitni ladkiyo se baat kiye ho college me abhi tak
Daksh- aapko mila ke
Simran- ha mujhe mile ke aur apni dosto ki girlfriend ko chhod ke
Daksh- aapko mila ke teen sayad
Simran- ek main, ek Rashmi aur
Daksh- ek se aaj notes mange the
Simran- jab tum baat hi nahi kar rahe kisi se to tumhe kaise lagta hai ki koe Ladki aaegi aur bolegi mujhe chhod do
Daksh kuch nahi bolta kyuki kafi had tak Simran sahi bhi thi
Simran- acha batao
Agar koe ladki ready hogi to kyu hogi
Daksh- mostly because usse relationship nahi chahiye
Simran- aur kya expect karegi
Daksh- good sex and privacy
Simran- aur privacy ka pata kaise chalega
Jab vo tumhe trust karegi
Ha na aur trust jab karegi jab tum usse baat karoge
Daksh- aapka bhi boyfriend nahi hai
Aap tayar ho jao
Aap aur main tabhai macha denge
Simran- hehehe mujhe pe hi try marne lag gaye tum to
Daksh- Aap mujhe jante ho
Sab pata bhi hai ki main kaisa hu
Aur agar trust nahi hota to aaj akele etni raat me mere sath aati bhi nahi
Simran- tum sahi ho
Lekin maine socha nahi
Daksh ne unke hath se joint liya aur unke blowbag dene laga
Nashediyo ko pata hoga
Aur end hote hote Daksh ne apne honth halke se Simran ke hotto se touch kara diye the
Simran ki aankhen abhi band thi nashe ki vajah se
Kuch seconds baad usne aakhen kholi, jo hua uske bare me socha aur fir Daksh ko ek jhatke se kiss karne lagi
Daksh bhi uski gand apne hatho me bhar ke janwaro ki tarah usse kiss karne laga
Uske hatho ki moments etni jada ho rahi thi ki usne Simran ko gand se utha liya tha aur Simran ke pair uske kamar ki charo taraf lipte hue the
Aur dono nashe me ek dusre ko Pagal ki tarah chhume ja rahe the
Tabhi Simran ko apni chut ke pass vibration hone laga jisse vo thodi hosh me aae
Actually vo Daksh ka phone baj raha tha aur Kiran gand mara rahi thi
Daksh ne bas etna hi kaha
10 minutes aur phone kaat diya
Aur Simran ki bra ki strips ko thik kiya jo sayad abhi kharab ho gaye the aur fir dono vapas college ki taraf chal pade....
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Pawan- to lavduo kaisa hua paper?
Arjun- mere ek mahine ka phukne ka jugad hogya bc
Daksh- are Bhai next party bhi to Bhai ne sponsor karni hai
Pawan- beta pass bhi ho jaoge?
Daksh- beta maal aur maal dono ko bajake jo maine padhae ki hai na uske jaisi tune pure ek sem me nahi ki hogi
Arjun- tu kisko baja aaya raat ko?
Daksh- madarchood dialog kharab mat kar
Pawan- marks pata lagne de fir dekhta hu tumko
Aur Kal ke notes personally bejh diye hai
Padh lena chutiyo kuch
Daksh- chal chal baap ko mat sikha
Pawan ke jane ke baad
Arjun- kaisa hua be paper
Daksh- loda ek bhi nahi aata tha
Arjun- hahahahaha mujhe bhi
Uski gand jalane me bahut maja aata hai
Daksh- mujhe to Kiran ne dikha diye sab kuch
Arjun- mujhe Priya ne
Top karenge dono bhai
Daksh- us Lund ke bache se to jada hi marks aaenge for sure
Arjun- chal essi baat me fukne chalte hai
Daksh- chal bc
Kal ki bhi baat karli Kiran se
Arjun- chhod de fer
Daksh- lode paper ki baat kar raha hu
Arjun- vo tayar bathi hai
Daksh- ha ha beta main srk aur va meri gauri hai na jo bc tayar bathi hai
Bosdike aisi choriya humse kosso door rahti hai
Arjun- acha to tere aas pass kyu ghum rahi hai
Daksh- well mujhe lag raha hai usse kuch badi chhij chahiye
Aur pure college me sabse bada to mere pass hi hai
Arjun- beta sabko apna nunu top hi lagta hai
Hritik- akele akele kaha Maa chudane ja rahe ho
Daksh- ek baat bata
Kya vo jo sab bolte hai vo sach hai
Hritik- aur Kya bolte hai sab
Daksh- ki tu ek Ladki ke chakar me 8 saal raha aur vo fir bhi na patti tujhse
Hritik- lol hahahhaah
Ha sach hai
Arjun- hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chutiya
La number de , do Dino me pata ke dikhata hu
Hritik- beta muhobaat thi esliye jane deta
Agar hawas hoti to mere niche hoti
Daksh- waw bc
Waw
Arjun- taliya bajati rahni chahiye
Etni achi shayari sunae hai londe de
Hritik- kabhi pyaar nahi hu kya
Ye(arjun) to chutiya hai
Daksh tujhe nahi hua?
Kya tu bhool gaya sab Etni aasani se
Daksh- ha Bhai sab bhul gaya Etni aasani se
Essi me sabki bhalae thi
Hritik- mere se to nahi bhulaya ja raha
Arjun- us din to bahut badi badi fek raha tha
Hritik- chal jane de
Ye bata maal kon fuk raha hai aaj
Daksh aur Arjun dono acting karte hue
Na yaar padhna hai
Hritik- ohh madarchood gand me sariya gused dunga
Fir ussi ko table bana ke padhte rahna
Daksh- bc chair bol lode
Chair bana ke padhna
Yaar aaj Kal ki generation na
Uff
Hritik- ha ha na madarchood tu to bahut purani generation ka hai na
Arjun- abe chhod na
Tu bata kal kaha chala gaya tha
Daksh- guess kar
Arjun- apni gand me chatri deke mor banke naach raha tha
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Daksh- ha kuch aisa hi kar raha tha
Arjun- ab bhokega
Daksh- are vo Kiran ki notebook dena bhul gaya aur vo bc raat ko pareshan karne lagi to bas ussi ki notebook dene gaya tha
Hritik- raat ko aur vo bhi girls hostel me
Chutiya mat bana
Daksh- Simran ko bulaya tha
Arjun- bas vahi ruk ja
Nikalne wala hai
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Daksh- bhaiya teen cigarette, do colddrink aur ek glass garam pani kisi ko khawab se jagana tha
Arjun- aage kya hua?
Daksh- usko phukna tha
To lake pe gaye fuka aur vapas aa gaye
Hritik- ye lodu pakka kuch chupa raha hai
Daksh- teri kasam kuch nahi chhupa raha
Hritik- ohh madarchood hath hata mere sir se
Bc Virgin hu abhi
Arjun- are bc
Age ka khayal karle bc
Jung lag jaega
Hritik- I'm proud to be a Virgin
Daksh- bro you can't be proud of something you haven't done
Arjun- burn
Roasted by my brother
Hritik- tum kya jano bc
Main bacha ke rakhi hai kisi someone special ke liye
Arjun- khash usne bhi tere liye bacha ke rakhi ho
Hritik- it doesn't matter
Main aisa kuch expect nahi kar raha
Daksh- are yaar bc kitni bakchodi karoge
Arjun- aur kya kaam Hai tujhe
Daksh- mujhe date pe jana hai
Hritik- loda mera
Sakal dekhi hai apni
Kon ja rahi hai tere sath date pe
Daksh- simran
Arjun- dosti yahi ki yahi khatam ho jaegi aaj
Simran sirf raaj ki hai
Daksh- Maa ke lode tera naam Arjun hai
Arjun- Simran sirf Arjun ki hai
Daksh- ghaash bhi nahi dalti tujhe vo
Arjun- beta tu maal phukva deta hai esliye thodi hava dedeti hai tujhe
Nahi to ghanta kuch nahi hone wala tujhe
Daksh- oyo bhi book kara liya
Arjun- main es cold drink ki bottle me doob ke suicide kar lunga
Daksh- condom kis flavor ka leke jau
Ya fir bina condoms ke
Arjun- abe bahut hogya
Ye bata paper kiska hai kal
Daksh- thermo ka
Hritik- bc first year me kisko thermo hoti hai
Daksh- mujhe to Naman ne bataya hai
Hritik- bhosdike vo dusri branch ka hai
Aur us chutiye ko bhi nahi pata hoga
First year me thermo nahi hoti
Arjun- engineering mechanics
Daksh- gand mat faad bhai
Arjun- ab to faat gaye bhai
Ab jo jo engineering field se hai vo samjh jaega ki em kya thi
Vo teen apne room ki taraf aise bhage jaise piche pagal kutta pad gaya ho
Aur jate hi 5 kilo ki book utha li
Lund ek word samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki sala likha kya hai
Kuch bhi ho raha tha Bhai usme
Aur ek hum the jinhone aaj tak class me kuch suna hi nahi tha
Lavda gand kaise faateti hai ye us din pata chala
Bhai yakin mano subah 4 baje tak padhte rahe aur Lund ek word samjh me nahi aaya
Bas bc paglo ki tarah ratate rahe aur jo thoda bahut yaad raha vo bc maal phukhne ke baad dimag se gayab hogya
Par jab 5 baje aur maal ka nasha aur dar se gand fatne lagi tab chalne laga engineers ka dimag
Bc jo puri raat me nahi hua vo ab minutes me ho raha tha
Aur bc londe bhi aise the ki sale aaj pure hostel me bhagte gum rahe the ki kahi se kuch bhi help mil jaye to bas bhagwan mil jaye
Sabki barobar gand faat rahi thi aur sab books me aise ghuse hue the ki bc abhi koe ladki nikal ke aaegi aur bolegi mujhe chhod do
9 baje tak sab padte rahe aur fir jaise the ussi halat me bas kapde pehan ke college pahuch gaye
Exam diya aur sab rone jaisi sakal leke class se bahar nikalne lage
Arjun- lath gaad diya bc aaj to
Daksh- tere Bhai ne bhi
Karan- main fail
Bc ek question bhi nahi aata tha
Jate hi sogya
Daksh- proud of you my boy
Karan- raat ko nikle kahi?
Weekend aagaya bc
Daksh- ha yaar kal jada hi marva li
Aaj chalte hai
Thodi bakchodi marte hai
Karan- main sabko batata hu
Kaha aur kaise karna hai
Daksh- thik
Thodi jaldi start karna
Arjun- tujhe aaj kal bahut jaldi rahti hai
Daksh- bc jaldi nahi
Aaram se bathenge
Jaldi nahi karna
Esliye bol raha hu
Sab thodi bakchodi karte hai aur fir apne aapne room me chale jate hai
Daksh apne room me jake fir poonam ke khayalo me kho jata hai
Daksh- I promise jindagi me ek baar to tumse jarur milunga
Puchunga tumse ki akhir kya kami rah gaye the mera pyaar me
Ya koe mujhse bhi jada pyaar karne wala mil gaya tumse
Pata Hai jindagi me tujhse badhkar kisi ko nahi chaha maine
Sab kuch tujhe mana lekin tu bhi mera sath chhod ke chali gaye
Ab Bata kya hi Bach gaya mere paas
Kuch bhi nahi na?
Tu hi to thi mere paas bas aur to kabhi kuch tha hi nahi mere paas
Chal koe baat nahi
Maan lete Hai ki Teri bhi koe majburi rahi hogi
Maan leta hu ki galti es baar bhi meri hi rahi hogi
Par bhagwan janta hai beta tere liye mere under sirf pyaar hi pyaar tha....
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Decide hua ki Simran ke Dost ki flat pe party karte hai aur ye party sponsor bhi senior ladkiya kar rahi thi , sirf Daksh aur uske friends ke liye
Kyuki ye log unse kafi close to gaye the
Abhi raat ke lagbhag 9 baj rahe the aur ye sare baklund soye pade the
Vaise bhi engineers ka sala time system hi bahut chuda pada rahta hai
Kon Kab kya karta hai ye to khud us person ko bhi nahi pata hoga bc
Daksh ka phone baar baar baj raha tha jisse vo ignore karne ki puri kosis kar raha tha
Lekin jab aap koe acha kaam kar rahe ho to koe na koe aapkki gand marne jarur aajata hai
Yaha call aa gaye aur Daksh ne frustration me utha bhi li
Daksh- Kon marga bc?
Simran- Daksh yaar ye sone ka time hai kya
Aaj party hai tum logo ke liye aur bc tum sab ka kuch pata hi nahi hai
Daksh- konsi party?
Simran- Daksh please uth aur face wash kar
Sab yaad aa jaega
Aur ha bakiyo ko bhi le aa yaar
Koe phone nahi utha raha
Daksh- room khali hai?
Simran- matlab
Daksh- flat pe room khali hai kya koe
Simran- yaar tum log aao to
Konse nashe me pade ho
Daksh- thik hai le aaunga condoms
Simran- kya bol raha hai
Daksh- ha ha le aaunga strawberry flavor ka
Simran haste hue
Chocolate ha le aana
Par pehle aa to jana babu
Please
Sab wait kar rahe hai
Daksh- 20 minutes
Simran- jaldi please ha
Aur Simran phone kaat deti hai
Daksh firse so jata hai aur kareeb aadhe ghante baad uska phone firse bajne lagta hai
Daksh ne jab naam padha to ek second me hi nind bhag Gaye aur jaldi se ek shorts aur t-shirt pehan kar baki chutiyo ko doondne pahuch gaya
Simran ka hi phone tha , jaldi esliye kar raha tha ki pehle hi bahut late hogya tha
jaise hi room ke bahar aaya , samne se hi Arjun aankhen malte hue apne room se nikla
Arjun- are aaj kisne party rakhi bc
Etni achi nind aa rahi thi
Daksh- paach minutes me tayar hoja
Nahi to apni gand me bamboo dedenge sare ladkiya aaj
Main Pawan ko uthata hu
Arjun- Sab mere room me hi mare pade hai
Utha de
Aur Arjun washroom chala gaya aur Daksh ne sabko uthaya aur tayar karvaya
Fir kaise karke bechare bhagte doodte jagah par pahuche
Time ka to jaan ke karoge hi kya
Uski to Maa hi chhod di thi enhone
Simran- time kya Hua hai pata hai
Daksh dheere se
Ye to pata nahi rahta ki kal paper kis chhij ka hai time kya ghanta yaad rahega
Simran- kya bola?
Daksh- kuch nahi sorry bol raha tha
Vo raat bhar padh rahe the esliye raat ko nind aagaye
Simran- kyaaaaa
Arjun- eska matlab hai raat bhar padh rahe the esliye din me nind aa gaye
Pawan- are vo baklundo chhup hojao
Sorry ( Simran se)
Simran- it's okay come in
Aur sab andar chale jate hai
Vaha vahi enka pura group batha hua tha
Ruchi Daksh ko dekh ke thoda uncomfortable ho gaye lekin Daksh ne jaise usse dekha tak nahi
Fir aise hi baat karte karte party start ho gaye
Karan Ruchi se
Tu kyu chhup chhup bathi hai
Ruchi- nahi aisa to kuch nahi hai
Hritik haste hue
Break up hogya kya
Ruchi- kyu hoga yaar breakup
Pawan- to vo tujhe satisfy nahi kar pa raha kya
Ek baar bol ke to dekh
Rashmi- come on guys kyu pareshan kar rahe ho
Karan- hum to bas uski pareshani ka karan puch rahe the
Daksh- Aur vo tujhe nahi batana chahti
Matlab tu uske liye important nahi hai
Ab chhup bath ja
Ruchi- aisa kuch nahi hai
Tum sab mere liye bahut important ho
Vo bas thoda mood off hai
Arjun- main banauga tera mood
Bata kya chahiye tujhe
Pawan- ooo pahalwan bath ja
Banva dunga nahi to tera yahi mood
Arjun- yaar Dost hai vo
Aise bathi rahegi to kaise majja aaega
Pawan- Ruchi esse door rahna
Ye Dost Dost bol ke pant utar dega
Simran haste hue
Tum log Ek mokka nahi chhodte na Ek dusre ki marne ka
Arjun- bas mokke ki hi to talash me hu
Simran- kuch nahi
Ab Dost hai to kaise chhod sakte hai koe mokka
Priya- Daksh maine suna tumhra breakup hogya
Daksh- Maine suna hai tumne banda pata liya
Dil hi toot gaya mera to
Hritik- achaaaa
Dil hai bhi tere andar
Daksh- bahut bada hai dikhau tujhe
Lund ki taraf ishara karke
Hritik- apne pass rakh bc
Shivani- you guys are so funny
Karan- and you are so hot
Shivani- thanks and sorry
I'm committed
Karan- khali kursi par to koe bhi bath sakta hai
Himmat hai to kisse ko hata ke batho
Simran- apne Dost ko hi hatane ki soch raha hai tu
Karan- Ab koe etna hot ho to sala dimag kharab ho hi jata hai
Daksh- Lund ki hahaha dimag se socha kar fer
Rashmi- acha vo college football team ka kya hua?
Pawan- yaar aapka captain ban gaya
Rashmi- waw
Aur kon kon hai?
Pawan- kya fark padta hai
Aap aana match dekhne fir pata chalega ki kisi Aur ki jarurat hi nahi hai
Daksh- beta kitne goal mare the last match me
Pawan- ha ha thik hai
Tujhe assist to kiya tha na maine
Daksh- ye lund har match ke baad yahi bolta hai
Tujhe assist to kiya tha
Abe chutiye goal to nahi mare na
Yaha sala and par kick khae hai maine
Simran- dekh lo sab saman thik se kaam kar raha hai ya nahi
Daksh- thodi help karde fir
Simran- shut up
Fir sab haste hue peene lagte hai
Jab raat aage bhadi aur sab nashe ki vajah se ludkhne lage tab vaha sirf do log bach gaye the
Simran aur Daksh
Aur dono bas ankhon hi ankhon me baat kar rahe the
Nasha enko bhi khub ho chuka tha aur Daksh ne aakhiri joint jala liya
Simran- condom laya hai?
Daksh ne kuch nahi bola aur joint fukte hue Simran ka hath pakad kar usse room me leke jane laga
Aur jake gate band kar diya
Simran ne Daksh se joint leke do kash mare aur fir dua muh me bhar ke Daksh ko kiss karne lagi
Daksh bhi badiya Simran ki gand dabate hue usse chumne laga
Aur nashe ki vajah se Simran ki t shirt ek jhatke me faad hi
Simran- ahhhhhh
Aaram se karo na
Daksh- I like it rough
Aur fir bra bhi faad di
Simran- ahhhhhhhh shhhiiittttt
Aur Fir Simran bhi Daksh ke kapde utarne lagi
Aur kuch hi seconds me dono half nude the
Daksh ne Simran ke chucho par ek tagda thapad mara
Simran- ahhhhhh mummyyyy
Janwar hai kya
Daksh- aaj tujhe janwar dikhaunga apne under ka
Aaj Daksh ne sayad pehli baar Simran ko tu kahke bola tha
Simran- Randi nahi hu main
Aaram se bhi to majje aate hai
Daksh ek aur thapad marte hue
Aaj jaisi majje aaenge vaise kabhi nahi liye honge tumne
Thadaakkkkk thadaakkkkkk
Aur Daksh maar maar ke Simran ko laal karne laga
Simran ko bhi esme maja aane laga tha kyuki vo bhi ab Daksh ko katne lag gaye thi
Aur kaatate kaatete Daksh ke shorts nikalne lagi
Daksh- darna mat please
Simran- anaconda nikal ke aaega kya andae se
Daksh- sayad usse bhi khatarnaak
Simran ne ek chaatta mara Daksh ke lund par, underwear ke upar se hi
Aur fir usko katane lag gaye
Simran- kha jaungi aaj esse main
Daksh- pehle muh to khol sweetheart
Aur jaise hi Simran ne muh khola Daksh ki taraf dekhte hue
Daksh ne ek jhatke me underwear nikalte hue pura ka pura Simran ke muh me thus diya
Simran ko to size ka idea bhi uske muh me jane par hi pata chala
Daksh beharami se uske muh ko chhodne laga
Etne beharami se ki Simran ussi waqt jhad gaye
Uska muh pura thuk se san chuka tha aur aankhon ka kajal pure chehre par fail chuka tha
Lekin Daksh to rukne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha
Simran ne kisi taraf Daksh se apne aapko chhutaya aur side me hoke jor jor se khasne lagi
Daksh ab tak bed par let gaya tha aur joint muh me bhar liya tha
Usne ek baar bhi dekha nahi tha ki Simran ki kaisi halaat hai
Simran do minutes baad uthi aur Daksh ke upar uske lund par bathne lagi
Jab dono ke eye contact hua , Simran ek baar aur jhad gaye
Aur Daksh ek playboy ki taraf badiya kash mare ja raha tha aur Simran ko apne lund par bathte dekh raha tha
Tab tak Simran ne joint leliya aur khud peene lagi aur Daksh uspar dhakko ki bharsaat karne laga
Simran kheli khae hue ladki thi to vo bhi khub majje le rahi thi
Jaise hi Simran ne agla puff mara, Daksh ne Uska galla dabba diya jisse dua bahar na ja sake aur khud apni puri takaat se usse chhodne laga
Simran ki bebasi ke karan aankhen bahar aane ko thi ki kisi tarah usne apne aapko chudaya
Vo uthna chahti thi lekin Daksh ne jhatke ke sath usse ulta palta aur fir se tabad tod jhatke suru kar diya
Sath sath uski gand ko bhi ache se pet raha tha
Simran- ahhhh yes baby ahhh like that ahhh fuck me like I'm your slut
Ahhh harder harderrrrr
Ahhh karti rahi aur jhadne lagi
Ye tisri baar tha uska aur Daksh ek baar bhi nahi jhada tha
Sayad maal ka kamaal tha
Lekin Simran ko ab dard hone laga tha
Simran- Daksh pain ho raha hai
Jaldi kar please
Vo etni pyaar se boli ki Daksh ne agle hi second me bahar nikal liya
Simran- nahi tum finish karlo
Daksh- muh se kara dena
Aur Daksh ne uske muh me daal diya lekin es baar pyaar se
Simran bhi pyaar se usse chatne aur chhumne lagi
Daksh aaram aaram se uske muh ko chhodne laga aur tab tak Daksh chhodta raha jab tak usne apna lova Simran ke muh me bhar na diya ho
Uske baad dono ne thoda aaram kiya aur fir kapde pehan ke bahar aa gaye jaha abhi tak sab mare pade the
Ye dono ek ek bear utha ke balcony me aagaye aur baatein karne lage
Simran- rough ka bhi apna hi majja hai
Lekin jo end me tumne pyaar dikhaya uska koe mukabala nahi
Daksh- jada khush nahi hona
Ye kabhi kabhi hi pyaar dikhta hai
Simran- jada dikhana bhi mat
Nahi to attachment ho jaega
Daksh- fir to bilkul dikhana band kar dena chahiye
Simran- hum dono hi toote hue hai na Daksh andar se
Daksh- kya fark padta hai
Simran- tujhe yaad nahi aati uski
Mujhe to bahut aati hai
Daksh- Mujhe tum aane nahi deti
Simran bas muskura jati hai.....
Mast mast mast update lekin yeh i m sorry wala kon aa gayaUpdate-12
In library
Daksh- to batao kya padhna hai tumhe?
Kiran jo bechari baat kuch karne aae thi aur kaha fas gaye
Usne naam bhi to maths ka liya tha jo uska bilkul gol tha
Daksh- kya hua?
Padhna hai to batao nahi to main ja raha hu mera match hai aaj
Kiran- konsa match
Daksh- football ka
Kiran- tum football team me ho?
Daksh- ha
Ab bata do
Kiran- mujhe tumhe kuch yaad dilana tha
Daksh- kya?
Kiran- yehi ki tum mujhe movie par lejane wale the
Daksh- acha??
Surprisingly
Kiran- tumne hi kaha tha ki exam ke baad chalenge
Main aur tum
Daksh- lekin tumne to mana kar diya tha
Kiran- Maine kab mana kiya
Maine to ye bola tha ki next week chalenge
Daksh- dekho main ek baat clear kar deta hu
Agar movie ke alava koe scene hai to apne dimag se nikal do
Mere me kisi ke liye koe feeling nahi bachi hai
Main no strings attached wala scene follow kar raha hu
Kiran thoda chhokte hue
Lekin maine to aisa kuch bola hi nahi
Daksh- tumhre bolne se pehle main clear kar raha hu
Mujhe aur bhasad nahi chahiye jindagi me
Kiran- nahi chalna to sidhe bol do
Baatein kyu guma rahe ho
Daksh- main sirf tumhe bata raha hu
Kiran ka to bechari ka pura mood off ho chuka tha
Lekin Daksh ko esse kuch fark nahi pada
Daksh- aur vaise bhi na tum bachi ho aur na main nasamjh ke kuch samjhu na
You deserve better
Kiran- Daksh maine aisa kuch nahi socha tha
Rone jaisi aawaz me boli
Daksh- oohh fir to bahut achi baat hai
Kiran- mera koe Dost nahi hai
Mujhe laga sayad hum Dost ban sakte hai
Maine sirf esliye tumhe bola tha
Daksh- tum meri dost matlab tum Arjun ki dost??
Thoda muskuratte hue mahool ko halka karne ke liye bola
Kiran- mujhe vo bilkul pasand nahi hai
Daksh- fir to tum hum dono ke bich me diwar ban javogi
Kiran- aisa kuch nahi hai
Daksh- main hi kyu??
Mere se to college ka har ladka acha hoga aur maybe tumhre type ka bhi hoga
Kiran- tum funny ho aur dosto ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte ho
Daksh- ye funny wali baat ko complement lu ya bejjati
Kiran- jo tumhe thik lage
Tabhi Daksh ka phone bajane lagta hai
Daksh- sorry
Aur phone attend karta hai
Arjun- aaj hi chhod dega kya usse
Aaja jaldi planning karni hai
Daksh- sab aagaye?
Arjun- thik hai
Aata hu
Daksh- sorry mujhe jana padega
Aur apna beg leke bina kiran ki taraf dekhe chala jata hai
Lekin ek second baad hi vapas aata hai
Daksh- aaj nahi Kal chalte hai movie par
Main apni promise nahi todta
Aur vaha se chala jata hai
Ground par
Pawan sabko bata raha tha ki kya kya karna hai aur thodi der baad match bhi suru ho jata hai
Ye intercollege tournament tha jiska aaj first match tha
Half time tak score zero zero rahta hai
Aur aage bhi aisa hi chalta hai
Dono team bahut tagda game khel rahi thi ki opposite team ke ek bande ne Daksh ke pairo par bahut jor se laat mari jisse Daksh jamin par ghastita hua door gira
Ye jaise hi hua Daksh ka ek hath toot chuka tha aur uske sir aur hath se khoon nikalne lag gaye the
Aur essi ke sath Hritik aur us bande ko dono ko red card mil gaya
Usko to Daksh ko galat tackle ke liye aur Hritik ko uske thapad marne ke vajah se
Daksh aur Hritik dono ground se bahar aagaye jaha se coach ne Daksh ko to hospital bej diya aur Hritik ki class laga di
In the end match draw ho gaya
Match khatam hone ke baad sab hospital pahuch gaye
Jaha Daksh ke hath par plaster aur sir par bandage lagi hue thi
Arjun- bc kismat hi kharab hai
Na match jeete aur na ye sala mara
Pawan- ha bc eske marne ke ladoo bhi postponed ho gaye
Karan- abhi bata deta hu teri tehri par mujhe rasgule chahiye
Daksh- ha ha bc thik hai
Lekin etni aasani se nahi marne wala main
Hritik- essi baat ka to dukh hai
Daksh- bosdike tu chhup raha
11 ki team 10 bana ke aagaya
Hritik- humare Bhai ke sath koe aisa kare aur hum chhup bathe rahe to lanat hai aisi dosti ka
Pawan- ha ha Bhai Hume bhi lanat hai tujhpar
Chal ab(daksh se) yahi basne ka irada hai kya
Karan- nurse ya doctor kaisi hai
Arjun- tere bhosde jaisi
Karan- chalo re yaha se
Bc sabko bakchodi hi karni hoti hai
Pawan- to kya scene aajka
Daksh- vo maine suna test ka result aagaya
Arjun- ha Bhai maine bhi suna hai
Daksh- kisi ne kuch shart lagagae thi
Pawan- Bc cheating ki hai tum dono ne
Daksh- ye to fact hai
Lekin humari bet me cheating ke bare me kuch bataya nahi gaya tha
Arjun- are Daksh tension mat le
Aaj ki party Bhai ki taraf se
Pawan- loda lelo mera
Bhai cheating karke number jada laye ho
Karan- main to pehle hi bolta tha dogla hai ye sala
Kabhi apni baat par nahi tikta
Pawan- ro mat bc
Bata konsi daru chahiye
Hritik- blue label
Pawan- tere baap ne bhi Kabhi dekhi hai blue lable
Aur bc Aaj tu kuch mat bol
Arjun- jo tera man kare vo lea
Hum bahut bade dil wale hai ussi me maan jaenge
Pawan- thik hai
Abhi yaha se chale?
Karan- bc roka kisne hai
Tu bhi pakka raha hai
Fir sab vaha se hostel chale jate hai
Daksh ko sayad pain killer wale injection lagaye the esliye vo jaldi hi so gaya aur baki sab bakchodi karne lag gaye
Lagbhag 9 baje Daksh ka phone bajane laga
Ek baar disconnect hue fir dusri baar aur uske baad tisri baar kyuki Daksh tagdi nind me tha esliye usne attend hi nahi kiya
10 baje ke aas pass arjun usse uthane aaya kyuki daru aa chuki thi
Daksh ne apna phone dekha, miss call bhi dekhi lekin ignore kar diya ki agar kisi ko koe kaam hoga to dobara call karega main kyu karu
Uske baad sare bakchod Ek jagah aa chuke the aur fir silsila chal pada
Daksh- abe use ladki ka kya hua(hritik) se
Hritik- konsi?
Daksh- park wali baat karne wala tha na tu
Hritik- aae hi nahi vo aaj
Pawan- are re re re
Koe baat na bhai, aise rote thodi hai
Usko koe aur mil gaya hoga
Arjun- bc kaisa Dost hai tu
Gand maar raha hai bechare ki
Hritik tu tension mat le
Main tere sath hu bas Ek baar mujhe dilani padegi
Hritik- madarchod
Sach me pyaar ho gaya mujhe usse
Pawan- ab main kya karunga
Mujhe Gand kon dega
Hritik- tum logo se to bc baat karna hi bura hai
Arjun- Daksh tera kya hua
Pawan- eska kya?
Arjun- library date par gaya tha ye aaj
Hritik- bc uski ki buri najar lagi hai tujhe
Arjun- hua kuch ya uhi time pass karke aaya hai
Daksh- jiske tere jaise Dost ho uska kuch ho sakta hai kya
Arjun- na
Ab bata
Daksh- abe vo notes mangne nahi gaya tha exam ke liye
Tab bc maine to uhi movie ka bol diya
Vo bc serious ho gaye
Pawan- hahahahahahahah
Ja Ja uske sath movie date par
Daksh- jana hi padega bc
Arjun- bahut bade hai uske
Andhere me daba dena
Daksh- sabko apne jaisa samjha hai kya
Arjun- beta main to etni bhasad hi nahi palta
Daksh- koe baat nahi
Main Simran ke daba lunga
Arjun ko jalane ke liye bola
Arjun- beta din chal raha hai tera bol le
Daksh- loda chal raha hai
Bc na match jeete aur hath toota vo alag
Aise hi ye log kafi der tak bakchodi karte hai aur jab sarab khatam ho jati hai to apne apne room me chale jate hai
Daksh room me aake sochne laga ki bc sou kaise
Hath ki to maa chudi padi thi aur sir ki bhi
Tabhi uska phone dobara bajane laga
Daksh- hello
Samne se koe awaz nahi aae
Daksh- hello
Fir se koe aawaz nahi aae
Daksh- hello hello hello hello
****** I'm sorry..........
bhai ab to meri bhi raat ho gaye hai lekin apka review nahi aaya haireview raat ko ..
Thank you bhaiAwesome update,
Daksh ka control chhut raha hai.
Dekhate hai kya hota hai
Nahi Bhai dil to Nahi aaya Hai ABHISahi me mind blowing update tha story me bohot kuchh saamne aa raha he Nidhi bohot he cool dikh rahi he ( overcool may be) jisne sab aise handle kiya jaise uska Daksh pe dil aa gaya ho aur usi ko sab maanti ho, par Saanvi ki baat ne bhi bada zatka diya he ke daksh shayad he usse pyar wala pyaar karne wali ko salaamat chhode.
Saanvi bohot important role play kar rahi he story me, bass uske aur Daksh ke scene ka intjaar he
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