UPDATE-135
Past
Shreya apne man me
Sayad vo nahi aayega, usse lag raha hoga ki agar aaya to firse mujhse samna karna padega aur ussi vajah se vo ab es area me nahi aa raha
Mujhe hi uske pass jana padega lekin ja kar bolungi kya?
Usne pucha kyu aae hu to kya jawab dungi usse?
Vo to mera mazak bana kar hi rakh dega ki pehle to bahut badi badi baatein kar rahi thi aur ab kya hua?
Ab kyu mere piche piche yaha tak aagaye
Shit karu to karu kya?
Mujhe uske bare me janana hai aur jaldi hi janana hai
Ye dil bahut kharab chhij hoti hai pata nahi kab kis mod par khada kar de aur fir vaha se mudna lagbhag namumkeen sa ho jaye
Ye us baba ke karname hai agar vo etna sab nahi batate mujhe lucifer ke bare me to main uske bare me sochti hi nahi aur na ye dil pagal banta
Lekin ab to ban gaya hai ab kya kiya ja sakta hai?
Ek baar chali hi jati hu kya pata kuch mil jaye?
Mera matlab vo mil jaye aur kya pata agar dil acha hua to us se ek baar aur ladae ho jaye
Aise lad lad kar hi to manjil par pahucha jata hai
Ha ye sahi rahega ek baar chali hi jati hu
Agar puchega ki yaha kyu aaye ho to bol dungi ki tu to vaha aane se dar raha hai esliye main hi yaha aagaye ye dikhane ke liye ki mujhe ab tumse dar nahi lagta
Waw shreya kya dimag paya hai tune
Nice idea***
Hell me
Lucifer-Ye etne karhane ki aawaz kaha se aa rahi hai?
Mazikeen tumne kuch kiya kya?
Mazikeen- lag to aisa hi raha hai ki humne hi kuch kiya hoga lekin mujhe aisa kuch yaad kyu nahi aa raha?
Lucifer- tum ander dekho
Main bahar dekh ke aata hu kon humari subah ko aur khubsurat bana raha hai
Mazikeen- main check karke aati hu
Aur mazikeen hell ke ander aur lucifer hell ke bahar chala jata hai
Mazikeen ko to kuch nahi milta lekin lucifer jaise hi bahar aaya usse dikhi roshini vo bhi hell me
Lucifer- oye kya kar rahi hai tu enke sath me?
Lucifer door se hi chhilaya
Roshini- dikh nahi raha kya?
Maar rahi hu logo ko
Lucifer- baad me aana tujhe essi hell me padega
Pata hai na?
Roshini- har jagah hell hi hai mister
Lucifer- kyu maar rahi hai enko?
Roshini- ye har aati jati ladkiyo ko chhedte hai
Pata nahi apne aap ko kaha ka raja samjh rahe the
Aaj sari hekdi nikal di enki
Lucifer- hekdi nikal di?
Tumne jaan nikal di enke sarir se
Roshini- mare nahi hai abhi tak
Aise marne me kya hi maja?
Lucifer- ja ab yaha se
Main dekh lunga enko
Roshini- kyu jau?
Maine mara hai
Mera hak hai enpar
Lucifer- ab kya enki body ke sath sex karegi?
Roshini- mera man karega to kar lungi
Tumhe kya es se?
Lucifer- janti ho kon hu main?
Roshini- jisse apne bare me introduction dene ki jarurat pade vo important to bilkul nahi hai
Lucifer- are bc bejjati
Lucifer naam hai mera
Roshini- dark lord roshini hu main
Lucifer- dark lord nahi hu main lucifer bahut jor se chhilaya
Etna jor se ki roshini par bhi uske chhilane ka asar ho gaya
Roshini- sorry mera matlab hell lord se tha
Lucifer- ja ab yaha se
Nahi to nark ka darwaja bahut pass me hi hai
Roshini- leke jaungi main enhe
Lucifer- maarna nahi hai jaan se
Roshini- nahi marenge meri guarantee
Lucifer- maja aata hai tujhe logo ko torcher karne me?
Roshini- nahi
Lekin ye deserve karte hai
Lucifer- kaha rahti ho?
Roshini- naye hu yaha
Family ne saja ke tor par yaha bejh diya
Lucifer- fir to hum dono me bahut kuch common hai
Roshini- hell aur roshini me kuch common nahi hota
Lucifer- lucifer aur roshini me common ho gaya hai
Roshini- suna hai bahut kuch tumhre bare me
Lucifer- fir to mujhe intro dene ki jarurat nahi padegi
Roshini- ha nahi padegi
Pata nahi kya hoga ab hell ka
Lucifer- kuch nahi hoga main hu yaha par
Roshini- lekin ab main bhi hu
Jaldi hi milenge
Aur roshini un bando ko ghaseete hue vaha se leke chali gaye****
Present
Lucifer- muskaan tum bata sakti ho court me kya hua hai tumhre sath aur kisne kisne kiya hai?
Muskaan- jee bhaiya
Main bata dungi
Lucifer- esse pahchanti ho?
Muskaan- ye vohi hai bhaiya
Lucifer- tumhe eska naam sabse pehle lena hai
Muskaan- mujhe kuch hoga to nahi na bhaiya?
Lucifer- mujh par trust karo
Kuch nahi hoga
Muskaan- aap rahoge na vaha?
Lucifer- main ander nahi ja sakta lekin bahar khada rahunga
Tumhre liye vaha madhuri maam, naag aur baki sab rahenge
Muskaan- i trust you bhaiya
Lucifer- bas es baar himmat kar lo uske baad tumhe tumhre life me kabhi koe dukh nahi aayega
Muskaan- dukh to part hai na life ka
Lucifer- tum umar se pehle badi ho gaye ho
Muskaan- uske baad main kaha rahungi?
Lucifer- tumhe uske baare me sochne ki jarurat nahi hai
Tum achi jagah rahogi, ache school me jaogi aur ek achi insaan banogi
Muskaan- main school jaungi?
Lucifer- tum ache school me jaogi
Ab tum aaram karo
Main baki ka kaam kar leta hu
Muskaan- okay bhaiya
Aur muskaan ander chali jati hai
Lucifer- naag kaha hai vo madarchod
Muskaan- apni gand tak ka jor laga raha hai muskaan ko dundne me
Lucifer- usse pata hai ye yaha hai?
Muskaan- sayad nahi
Lucifer- sun jab ye sab ho to apne bande rakhna bahut sare court ke bahar
Vaha par madhuri bhi hogi aur muskaan bhi aur unka beta bhi
Esliye risk nahi uthana bilkul bhi
Naag- bhai main bhi ander nahi ja sakta
Mujhe to sab jante hai
Lucifer- ye to maine socha hi nahi
Un dono ko akela ander jana bhi sahi nahi hai
Naag- na aapka jana
Aap bhi hit list me aagaye ho
Lucifer- unhe leke to main hi jaunga lekin entry ka scene ho gaya yaar
Kisi ko bhi bejhna matlab bada risk lena hai
Naag- baat to sahi hai
Lucifer- ek kaam karte hai mansi se baat kar aur uske baap ko convince karne ki bol
Naag- bhai???
Kyu meri gand marva rahe ho?
Uska baap janta hai mujhe
Lucifer- uske baap se mansi baat karegi aur usko ye mat bolna ki humara naam le
Naag- aur koe rasta nahi hai kya?
Lucifer- agar tujhe dikh raha hai to bata?
Naag- meri to buddhi brasht ho chuki hai
Lucifer- thi tere pass?
Naag- thodi to thi aapse milne se pehle
Lucifer- ek kaam kar mansi ko bula main baat karta hu
Naag- aa rahi hai raste me hai
Mansi- aa nahi rahi aa hi gaye
Lucifer- tujhe apni security check karni chahiye
Sala hume pata hi nahi chalta kon aa raha hai kon ja raha hai
Mansi- mujhe koe nahi rok sakta bhaiya
Batao meri kya baat ho rahi thi?
Lucifer- tum apne baap se bol kar madhuri ka case khatam karao
Unko bolna ek aurat hai aur uske husband ne ye ye kand kiye hai aur ek ladki witness hai
Unhe safely court pahuchana hai aur vaha handle karna hai
Mansi- ho jayega
Lucifer- naag sikh kuch sikh sale
Esse kahte hai ladki
Mansi- aap dono nahi jaoge?
Lucifer- tumhre baap ke samne le jau esko?
Mansi- ha maine bata diya tha eske bare me
Naag- kyaaa?
Mansi- maine sab handle kar liya
Mat socho jada
Bas unke samne ab aap businessman ho aur vo bhi rathore ke partner
Lucifer- mera idea tha ye to
Mansi- kabhi kabhi kaam kar deta hai aapka idea
Lucifer- theek hai fir jaldi se baat karo apne baap se
Mujhe ye case jaldi se jaldi khatam karna hai
Naag- uske baad humari aadalat chalegi
Mansi- sochna bhi mat
Kyuki uske khilaf etne saboot hai ki vo jaldi chhutne wala nahi hai
Lucifer- vo main dekh lunga
Tum tumhra part karo bas
Mansi- aaj raat ko baat kar lungi
Lucifer- tu hi kaam ki ladki hai bas
Baki sab to naag hai
Naag- bhai??
Lucifer- sale eski pooja kiya kar tu roj
Tere jaise ko bhaav de diya esne nahi to kutti bhi nahi puchti tujhe
Naag- kutti ne nahi pucha aur mansi mil gaye
Lucifer- tu mansi ko kutti se bhi niche bata raha hai?
Mansi- hau???
Naag- eski baat mat suno
Ye kuch bhi bolte hai
Mansi- main sab samjh rahi hu
Naag- bhai kyu lath bajava rahe ho?
Lucifer- main to sach bata raha hu
Mansi vaise bahut samjhdar hai vo samjh jati hai baatein
Naag- mansi tum chalo
Ye pitva denge nahi to mujhe
Mansi- main ja rahi hu apne ghar
Naag- are suno to.....
