UPDATE-140
Lucifer- naag madarchod uth
Kahi sote sote sota na rah jaye tu
Lucifer naag ke farmhouse par chhilata hua ghusa
Aur uski aawaz se naag bhi uth kar bhagte hue bahar aaya
Naag- bhai kya hua?
Sab theek hai?
Lucifer- humare nayay karne ka waqt aa gaya hai
Chal
Naag- yesss
Ab maja aaega na
Kuch rakhu bhai?
Chaku, rod, baseball bat, dildo?
Lucifer- yahi leke aayenge usko
Naag- chalo bhai
Gand faad ke rakh denge behanchod ki
Lucifer- saraab ki bottles le le
Aur chal
Naag fatafat saraab ki bottles laya aur ghadi me sawaar hokar chal diye
Lucifer to pehle se hi khub nashe me tha aur ab aur peene lag gaye the dono
Naag- bhai ma'am bahut sweet hai aur unke bache bhi
To saja us hisaab ki honi chahiye
Lucifer- naag saja usse aisi milegi ki vo apni bachi jindagi kabhi bina dard ke nahi jee sakega
Uski life main yahi hell bana dunga
Naag- lekin bhai vo to jail me hai na?
Lucifer- hum jail me se hi uthaenge usse
Naag- are bhai bhai bhai bhai
Lucifer- tu mat jana ander
Main akela le aaunga
Tu bahar wait karna mera
Naag- theek hai bhai
Lekin khatra nahi hai akela?
Lucifer- main hi khatra hu naag
Jaldi hi vo jail ke bahar pahuch gaye lucifer ne naag ko bahar khada kiya ek kapde se apna face hide kiya aur jail ki taraf chal diya
Bahar khade 4 guards ne usse aata dekh liya aur jab ek lucifer jaisa banda muh dhakke samne se aata dikhega to kisi ko bhi galat sochne me time nahi lagega
Vohi yaha hua aur lucifer par bandook tan gaye lekin unhe kya pata tha ki es khilone se lucifer ka kya hi hone wala tha
Jab unke rokne se bhi lucifer nahi ruka to unhone warning di aur fir lucifer ke pairo par shoot kar diya
Tab tak lucifer unke pass pahuch chuka tha aur unki guns chhij kar ek ek muka mara unko aur vo vahi behosh ho gaye
Lucifer ne unhe maara nahi sirf behosh kiya tha aur vo ander enter kar chuka tha
Vaha bhi bahut aare guards the aur sab lucifer ko rokne ki nakaam kosis kar rahe the aur ek ke baad ek ke baad ek lucifer ke hatho maar kha rahe the
Bahut jaldi hi vaha sirf akela lucifer khada rah gaya kyuki baki sab to gehri nind me ja chuke the aur vo sab etni jaldi to nahi uthane wale the
Lucifer bhi shekhar ko dundne laga
Bahar etni aawaze ho chuki thi chhikhane chhilane ki sare kaadi jaag chuke the aur apne shell ke pass khade hokar dekhne ki kosis kar rahe the
Lucifer unki taraf dekhta hu aage badh raha tha aur ek dam last wali me usse shekar bhi sota hua dikh gaya
Jaha baki sare kaadi jaag chuke the vahi shekar badiya nind puri kar raha tha
Uske pass vaha bahut sari facilities mojud thi jaise badiya khana, acha bed aur bhi bahut sari
Paiso ka khel hai sab
Lucifer ne usse pahchaan liya aur jail ka gate pakda aur ek hi jhatke me ukhaad ke fek diya
Us aawaz se shekhar bhi uth kar bath gaya aur samne khade lucfier ko dekh kar uski fat bhi gaye
Usse abhi tak ye to pata chal hi gaya tha ki madhuri ko kisi ne bachaya hai aur unke log mar chuke hai kyuki unse koe contact nahi ho pa raha tha
Esliye jab lucifer uske samne aaya to vo ek second me samjh gaya ki ye banda vohi ho sakta hai
Es se pehle ki vo kuch bolta lucifer ne uski collar pakdi aur khechte hue bahar le jane laga
Baki sab kaadi ye dekh kar pata nahi kyu khush the aur vo ek devil ko dua dene lage
Jaldi hi lucifer usse bahar le aaja jaha naag ghadi leke khada tha
Lucifer ne shekhar ko ghadi me daala aur chal diya
Ab jake shekhar ko kuch bolne ki permission mili
Shekhar- kon ho tum?
Dekho tum bahut galat kar rahe ho
Naag- bhai ye es time par sab aisa hi kyu bolte hai?
Lucifer- esne aisa bola hai to hum bhi vaisa hi bol dete hai
Naag- to beta ye hai tumhre sabse bade baap aur main chhota baap
Aur aaj ye dono baap mil kar tujhe kali dunia ke fayde dikhane wale hai
Shekhar- maine tumhra kya bigada hai?
Tumne hi mere aadmiyo ko maara hai na?
Lucifer- fikar mat kar tujhe nahi maarenge
Shekhar- dekho meri bahut badi gang hai
Mujhe jane do nahi to acha nahi hoga tumhre sath
Naag- bhai aapne us gang ko single handed nahi chhoda kya?
Lucifer- aisa kuch yaad to aa raha hai
Naag- eski bhi gand me barood bhar kar aag laga de kya?
Lucifer- fir to eski gand gurgaon ban jayegi
Naag- mujhe lagta hai pehle hi kua hogi
Lucifer- naala hoga vo bhi ganda wala
Vaise naag eski gand marega kon?
Main to ye karne wala hu nahi aur na tujhe karne dunga sale gandu
Naag- apne pass logo ki kami hai kya?
Har time ek alag loda chhadega eske upar
Lucifer- apne log gandi hai kya?
Naag- jinhe kuch nahi milta unhe sab chalta hai bhai
Shekar- tu..tum kya karne wale ho mere sath?
Lucifer aur naag ki baatein sun kar shekar hi aawaz ladkhade lagi
Naag- bhai eski to abhi se fat gaye
Lucifer- bahut maja aata hai na tujhe aurato ko torcher karne me?
Ab se dekhna teri life kaisi ho jayegi
Shekar- kiski baat kar rahe ho tum?
Lucifer- tumhri dharampatni ki
Kaise koe etni masoom aurat par julam kar sakta hai?
Shekar- acha to usne sikhaya hai tumhe?
Vo ek pagal aurat hai jo kuch bhi kahani sunati rahti hai
Tumhe uski baatein nahi sunani chahiye
Lucifer- pagal to ab main banaunga tujhe
Shekhar- fas gaya hoga uske husan ke jaal me tabhi to ye sab kar raha hai
Lucifer- fas to ussi din gaya tha jis din unko pehli baar dekha tha
Ab to nikalne ka rasta dund raha hu
Shekhar- usse chakne ke baad koe nahi nikal sakta
Lucifer- sahi kaha unke husan ke jaal se koe nahi nikal sakta
Naag- bhai ye jada nahi bol gaya ma'am ke bare me
Lucifer- gin raha hu main
Har ek chhij ka hisaab hoga
Har ek chhij ka
Naag- vo bhi bayaaj laga kar
Lucifer- Bas ek baar farmhouse pahuchne de fir dekhenge esko
*threat lev.......* notification puri bhi nahi ho paye aur lucifer ki ghadi hava me udne lagi aur fir bahut tej speed me niche aane lagi
Lucifer ne ye sab dekh liya to usne sabse pehle naag ko bahar fek diya lekin khud aur shekar ke nikalne se pehle hi ghadi bahut teji se niche ghiri aur buri tarah toot gaye
Lucifer ke sareer me bahut sare kaanch ghus chuke the aur sabse haraat ki baat ye thi ki usse khoon aa raha tha
Vahi naag bahar gira road par aur sidha behosh ho gaya
Halaanki usse minor injuries hi hue thi lekin uski kismat achi thi ki behosh ho gaya
Shekar ki kya halaat thi ye abhi nahi pata chali
Lucifer ko samne koe khada dikh raha tha jiske hatho ki movement se lucifer kuch kuch samjh raha tha
Usne jaldi se ek laat maari gate par aur gate door jake gira aur fir usme se khud nikla
Jab ghadi ke bahar aaya to lucifer ko samne ka najara saaf saaf dikhaye dene laga
Vaha keval ek ladki thi aur ye aur koe nahi vohi thi bike wali jisne us din akeli hi gundo ko peeta tha aur lucifer ki sari daaru pee gaye thi
Lucifer ne usse dekha usne lucifer ko dekha aur apne ek hath ko dusri direction me gumaya aur lucifer ussi direction me ud gaya aur door jake gira
Lucifer- behanchod ye kya aafat hai?
Jamin par gira lucifer khud se bolta hai lekin dekhne wali baat ye thi ki usse abhi jo ho raha tha vo sab feel bhi ho raha tha
Vo ladki dheere dheere car ki taraf bhadi aur firse apne hatho ke movement se piche wala door tood ke fek diya
Aur shekar ko car se bahar nikal liya jo buri tarah khoon se nahaya hua tha
Pata nahi uski nabaj chal bhi rahi thi ya nahi lekin agar chal rahi hogi to jada der chalne nahi wali thi
Jab us ladki ne shekar ko hava me uthaya to pata nahi kaise lucifer ke hath apne aap kuch movements karne lage aur us ladki ko vahi rok liya
Uske hath shekar ke galle par the aur vo usse dabane wali thi
Jaise hi uska hath ruka uska dhayan vapas lucifer par aagya aur shekar ko side me fek kar usne lucifer ki taraf face kar liya
Lucifer- i dont kill beautiful women
You can walk away and i will let you live
Anika- thank you for the drink and sorry because main male female me difference nahi rakhti
Aur vo vapas lucifer ki taraf aag ka gola fekti hai jo sidha lucifer ko jaa kar lagta hai
Lekin aag se lucifer ka kya hota?
He is the fucking devil
Jab anika ne ye sab dekha to vo thodi to surprise hue lekin uske just baad usne ice ka gola feka lucifer ne jisse lucifer ne apne hatho se door se hi rok liya
Lucifer- you have no idea who you fucking with
Anika- mujhe sirf ye aadmi chahiye
Lucifer- aur mujhe bhi
Anika- usne humari jindagi barbaad kar di
Main tumhe usse le jane nahi dungi
Lucifer- wait a second?
Tum uske side se ho ya uske against?
Anika- what?
Lucifer- main usse bacha ke nahi le ja raha tha
Apne jagah le ja raha tha insaaf karne
Anika- whaaattttt
Lucifer- abhi ek londa(naag) ko sulta deti tum
Bc fir kon meri jhaate khujata?
Anika- usse tourcher main karungi
Lucifer- sath kar lenge na?
Thodi trick tumhe aati hogi aur main to jaise gyaani hu es mamle me
Anika- agar ye tumhri chaal hue to sabse pehle tumhre taata hi marega
Lucifer- girl ye mela me dikhane wale jadu se mujhe darane ki kosis mat kar
Mera asli chehra dekh liya na to kitne tarah ka tatti niklega ye tum soch bhi nahi sakti
Anika- dikha fir apna asli chehra
Na na tum dikha hi do
Aisa karte hai lad ke dekh lete hai
Abhi pata chal jayega ye mele me dikhane wala jadu hai ya kuch aur?
Lucifer- dua kar aisa din kabhi tumhe dekhna na pade
Aur rahi baat eski to main esse marne to kabhi nahi dunga
Ye apni bachi kuch jindagi yaha nark me bitaega aur ha naag
Uske aaj to tumhri vajah se chhot aagaye hai lekin aaj ke baad ye yaad rakhna jitna mere liye mere pyaar important hai utna hai naag bhi hai
Esliye apne gusse ko kahi theek jagah istemaal karna
Kahi ye na ho ki anaconda apna bil dund le aur vaha tabhae macha de....
