UPDATE-189
Past
Lucifer- lagta hai pyaar me gir gaye ye bhi
Shreya- agar tum sare bure kaam chhod do to koe gir bhi jaye tumhre pyaar me
Lucifer- jo pehle se gir chuka hai uska kya?
Aur uske liye kuch chhodne ka matlab kya?
Shreya- koe nahi gir sakta aise logo ke pyaar me
Lucifer- tabhi to baar baar mere samne aa jati ho pyaar to dikhana nahi hai to ladne ke bahana hi sahi
Shreya- aisa kuch nahi hai
Bas raste takra jate hai
Lucifer- vohi to main soch raha tha ki etne aasani se tumhra rasta mere raste se takra kaise jata hai?
Aur kisi se to nahi takrata tumhra aur koe mere se takrae aisa ho nahi sakta
Shreya- jada sochte ho tum apne bare me
Lucifer- main hu hi aisa hi sochna pad jata hai
Dunia ka sabse shaktishali jo hu main
Shreya- apna aapko sabse upar manana sabse badi galti hoti hai insaan ki
Lucifer- sahi kaha lekin main insaan kaha hu?
Shreya- ha ha havaan jo ho tum
Lucifer- aur es havaan ke pyaar me gir gaye tum
Kaise din aa gaye hai na tumhre?
Shreya- bure din aa gaye sayad
Lucifer- ab ache aayenge bhi nahi main jo aa gaya hu
Shreya- vohi to main bol rahi hu
Tum jo aa gaye ho to ache dino ki kya hi kamna kare?
Lucifer- kamna mat hi karo
Ye kamna bahut pareshan karti hai
Shreya- kyu kisi kamna se bhi raste takrate hai tumhre?
Lucifer- mere to nahi takrate kya pata uske hi takra jaye mujhse?
Shreya- main late ho rahi hu
Lucifer- jao fir
Maine konsa hath pakad rakha hai?
Tumhra man kiya to vapas rasta takra jayega
Shreya- aisa na ho to hi acha hai
Lucifer- acha to hai lekin tum aisa hone thodi dogi
Shreya- mujh par kyu dalte ho sab?
Main nahi aati tumhre samne jaan bujh kar
Lucifer- jao na tum ya tumhra man mere se door jane ka nahi kar raha?
Shreya- ja hi rahi hu aur umeed karti hu dobara samne aa hi na
Lucifer- main bhi yehi umeed karta hu
Vo kya hai na tumhra chehra etna bhi khubsurat nahi hai ki baar baar dekhne ka man kare
Shreya- huh
Good bye****
Present
Lucifer raat ke nashe me jhumta hu sadak par chal raha tha
Aaj nasha jada ho gaya tha usse aur esliye jhumte hue raat ka aanand utha raha tha
Hath me bottle abhi bhi thi uske aur vo dunia se upar uth chuka tha
Bottle ko muh laga kar vo khatam karne me laga hua tha ki usse aisa laga jaise sab kuch ruk sa gaya ho
Bottle me se saraab nikalni band ho gaye thi aur jo boond hava me thi vo hava me hi rah gaye thi
Lucifer ko kuch seconds bhi nahi lagi sab samjhne me aur vo abhi jo mast hoke ghum raha tha ekdam serious ho gaya tha
Hatho se talwar uske kahne se pehle hi bahar aa gaye aur uski sense pehle se kae guna bad gaye thi
Abhi vo samne dekh hi raha tha ki piche se aawaz aae
" kaise ho bade bhaiya?"
Lucifer ko aawaz kuch jani pahchani lagi aur vo piche mud gaya
Uske samne safeed wings me ek kala aadmi khada tha aur lucifer ko dekh kar muskura raha tha
Uska chehra lucifer ko familiar jarur lag raha tha lekin vo usse pahchan nahi pa raha tha
Lucifer- marne aaye ho yaha?
Amen- nahi
Marne aaya hu
Lucifer- to yehi theek
Aur lucifer attacking pose me aa gaya
Amen- aapko marne nahi aaya
Aapke ego ko marne aaya hu
Lucifer- jinda rahna hai to vapas chale jao
Main dobara nahi bolunga
Amen- heaven me ek sathi ne bagwat kar di
Aapko chalna padega
Lucifer- mere heaven me to kisi ne nahi ki
Balki sab mere sath so rahi hai
So fuck off
Amen- brother don't force me
Lucifer- Lucifer ko force karne wala bhi koe hai kya dunia me?
Amen- bahut hai
Abhi yaad kaha aaya hai aapko
Lucifer- yaad besak nahi aaya ho lekin mujhse upar koe nahi hai
Koe bhi nahi
Amen- aap heaven ki ek angel ko vapas lane me meri madad karo aur main aapko aapki sachae bata dunga
Lucifer- maine madad mangi kya tumse?
Nahi na?
To kyu fokat me dimag kharab kar rahe ho?
Etna acha mosan chal raha tha mera
Amen- aapko vapas chalna padega
Lucifer- are bhai ja na
Nahi janana mujhe apne bare me aur nahi karni kisi ki madad
Pata nahi kaha kaha se aa jate hai
Amen- to aap pyaar se nahi chaloge?
Lucifer ki aankhen chhad gaye jaise hi amen ne ye bola aur uska ego chhikh chhikh kar bolne laga ki maar daal esko jo bhi hai ye
Lucifer- akhiri baar bol raha hai chala ja fir vapas moka nahi dunga
Amen- main aapse nahi lad sakta aur mujhe pata hai aap mujhe dusra mokka bhi nahi doge
Vaise bhi bahut sare bhaiyo ke khoon se laal hai aapka hath ek aur ka khoon bah jayega to kya hi fark padega aapko?
Lucifer ko bahut tej gussa aane laga aankhen puri laal ho gaye aur vaise bhi raat ke samay me to lucifer vaise hi sabse shaktishali hota hai
Usne gusse me apni talwar samne ki taraf lahrae lekin vo khud hi unbalance hoke gir gaya kyuki samne vala to vaha se gayab ho chuka tha
Lucifer gira aur sab vapas pehle ki tarah chalne laga jiska pata lucifer ko uski saraab girne se laga
Mood chud chuka tha saraab bhikar chuki thi aise me lucifer behad gusse me tha lekin ab vo kuch kar bhi to nahi sakta tha sivay najdeek theka dundne ke alava
Usne vohi kiya aur jaldi se ek theka sung liya aur pahuch gaya uske pass
Vo saraab khareed ke muda hi tha ki usse do jhatke ek sath lage
Pehla to etni raat me usse payal dikh gaye aur dusra jhatka ye ki uske hatho me bhi saraab thi
Lucifer ne usse dekh liya tha lekin usne lucifer ko nahi dekha tha
To bhai chal diya uske piche piche
Payal aur arohi dono scotty par jane lagi to lucifer socha bc ab kaise picha karu? Bhag to loda se nahi sakta vo
To uske dimag me ek bahut tagda idea aaya
"Payaaaaalllllllllllll" vo bahut jor se chhilaya
Etne jor se ki theke walo ko bhi payal ka naam pata lag gaya aur payal arohi kisi ke aise chhilane se buri tarah dar gaye
Kisi tarah unhone scooty roki piche mud ke dekha to lucifer khada tha
Arohi ke muh par halki smile aa gaye lucifer ko dekh kar vahi payal thodi laal ho gaye sayad sarm se ki lucifer ne unhe saraab ke sath dekh liya
Lucifer- kaha bhagi ja rahe ho?
Kab se chhila raha hu main
Vo unke pass pahuch kar bola
Arohi- to kyu chhila rahe the jijaji aap?
Phone kar dete
Lucifer- tumhra jitna dimag nahi hai na mere pass sweetheart
Arohi- koe baat nahi main trained kar dungi apne jijaji ko
Payal- chhup kar pagal ladki
Payal arohi ko kohni marte hue usse dheere se bolti hai
Arohi- dekh rahe ho jijaji didi kaise mujhe marti rahti hai
Lucifer- you deserve spanking
Mera matlab pitae
Arohi- hooo gande jijaji
Lucifer- are vo daru khatam ho gaye thi meri aur tum dono to yaha pura theka leke chal rahi ho
Ek do mujhe de do
Bhala ho jayega es gareeb ka
Arohi- aap bhi chalo humare sath
Lucifer- kaha?
Arohi- jaha hum ja rahe hai
Lucifer- aur kaha ja rahe ho tum dono?
Arohi- jaha aap humare sath chaloge ab
Lucifer- jada ho gaye sayad esko
Teen jan kaise jayenge?
Arohi- aap chala lo didi aapke piche aur main didi ke piche
Lucifer- mujhe chalani nahi aati
Main beech me bath jata hu
Arohi- naughty jijaji
Aisa karte hai main chala leti hu didi beech me aur aap piche
Aap dono piche kuch bhi kar sakte ho main bilkul mind nahi karungi
Ahhhh fir se arohi ko payal ki kohni padi lekin vo badle me bas muskura di aur payal ko aankh bhi maar di
Payal bechari kya hi karti ek to pehle hi usse bahut sarm aa rahi thi aur upar se ye dono uski marne me lage hue the
Lucifer- ha ha ye sahi rahega
Chalo chalo
Aur arohi aage bath gaye piche payal aur uske piche lucifer
Ab scooty par etni jagah to hoti nahi hai aur piche lucifer jaisa bath jaye to kaha hi jagah bachegi to lucifer ne payal ko bathe bathe hi thoda hava me uthaya aur apni gaud me batha liya
Vo bechari etni sarm me gad gaye ki kuch bol hi nahi paye
Chehra laal tamatar jaisa ho gaya tha uska aur lucifer se etni najdeekiya usse bardaast nahi ho rahi thi
Lucifer- vaise hum ja kaha rahe hai?
Lucifer bilkul uske kaan ke pass bola
Payal ki halaat to vaise hi kharab ho chuki thi aur lucifer ke aise bolne se vo aur jada madhosh hone lagi
Lucifer- batao na kaha ja rahe hai?
Vo dobara seductive aawaz me bola
Payal- vovooo humare yaha ek bhagwan ke chadave me saraab chadti hai
Vo haklate hue boli
Lucifer- arohi rokna
Arohi- kya hua jijaji?
Lucifer- mujhe kuch kaam yaad aa gaya
Tum log niklo main baad me milta hu
Aur arohi ke rokte hi lucifer utar gaya aur unke bottles se ek bottle nikal kar vaha se bina kuch bole chala gaya
Payal aur arohi usse dekhti hi rah gaye
Arohi jisko kuch samjh nahi aaya aur payal kuch sochne samjhne ki halaat me nahi thi
Kuch der baad dono sambhali aur vaha se vo bhi chali gaye....
Lone survivor bhai ke writing style ke hisaab se Shreya Payal ho sakti hai.
Kya hi kismat le kar aaya hai Lucii, jise bhagwaan banna tha usko Shaitaan bana diya gaya aur fir bhi mann nahi bhara to uski yaddasht cheen kar usko insano ki dunia mein patak diya. Ab jab Bhagwaan ki fati to ab Lucii yaad aa raha hai, hypocrite.
Saala chutiya Lucii, ladki ko raat mein theke ke saamne aise koi aawaaz lagata hai kya magar fir iss Lucii ko chutiya koun kahega? Sab kuch theek chal raha tha ki Payal ne bhagwaan ka naam liya aur Lucii gayab. Ek dum mast update.
