Ankit Jaise Hee Vicky Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Pahucha , Uska Muh Khula Ka Khula Reh Gaya , Gate Se Enter Hote
Hee Side Mein Ek Bada Sa Lawn , Jahan Pe Kuch Chairs Table Rakhi Thi , Shayad Morning Ki Chai Yahin Hoti Hogi
Aur Uske Piche Alishan Ghar ...
" Nice Home Dude " Ankit Ne Charon Taraf Nazar Ghumate Hue Kaha..
" Thanks " Chal Aja Andar Chalte Hain , Fir Dono Andar Ghus Gaye , Vicky Ka Ghar Jaise Bahar Se Khubsurat
Tha , Andar Se Aur Bhi Jada Shandar Thaa , Dono Chalte Hue Vicky Ke Bedroom Mein Jaa Pahuche , Jo Ki Dekh
Ke Bata Raha Tha Ki Sach Mein Amir Baap Ka Launda Hai , Kamre Mein Har Cheez Thi , Saman Se Bhara Pada
Tha Kamra , Ankit Ne Purre Room Mein Nazar Marri Fir Jake Palang Pe Baith Gaya.....
" Aaj Mom Dad Nahi Hai Toh Ghar Bilkul Khali Hai , Tu Kuch Lega , Coffe , Cold Drink , Beer Veer " Vicky Ne
Apna Purse Aur Phone Nikalte Hue Kaha...
" Na , Na Kuch Nahi Chahie " Ankit Aram Se Bed Pe Pasarte Hue Bola , Mano Yee Usi Kaa Bed Ho....
" Chal Theek Hai Mein Fresh Hooke Ata Hun Fir Kuch Khayenge Piyenge " Vicky Kehta Hua Bathroom Mein Ghus
Gaya.....
" Han Bhai Jaa Fresh Vresh Ho Lee , Bc Chochle Bazzi Jada Hai In Logon Ki , Sala Subh Naha Ke Jaao Aur Fir Se
Fresh Ho , Sara Din Bathroom Mein Hee Ghuse Raho Bc " Apna Sharir Todte Hue Ankit Ne Apne Aap Se Kaha ..
Aur Ankhen Band Kar Ke Lait Gaya , Tabhi....
" Teraa..... Honne Lagga Hun , Jabse Mila Hunn.... " Achanak Ringtone Ne Ankit Ki Ankhen Khol Di , " Kaun Hai Bc
Majnu " Apne Aap Se Badbadata Hua Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagga Toh Samne Table Pe Rakha Phone Baj Raha
Tha... Ankit Apni Jagah Se Utha Aur Phone Utha Ke Sidhe Bathroom Ke Door Pe Jaa Pahucha Aur Usse Knock
Karne Lagga..
" Abe Tera Phone Baj Raha Hai , Vicky Bc " Ankit Jor Jor Se Knock Karne Lagga....
" Han.. Bhai Kya Huaaa " Andar Se Vicky Baddi Dhemi Awaz Mein Bola.....
" Abe Tera Phone Baj Raha Hai ..... " Ankit Ne Tezzi Se Bolte Hue Kaha..
" Bajne De Bhai... " Fir Se Vicky Ne Dheme Se Kaha..
Ankit :- " Abe Toh Le Le Naa , Gate Khol Keee "
Vicky :- " Nahi Le Sakta Bhai , Abhi Nahi Le Saktaa.... "
Isse Pehle Ankit Kuch Kehta Usse Pehle Hee Vo Samjh Gaya Ki Vicky Kaun Sa Fresh Hone Gaya , " Bc Sala Hugne
Ko Bolta Hai Fresh Hone Jaa Raha Hun Sala... " Kehte Hue Ankit Ne Phone Ko Vahin Bed Pe Patal Dia Aur Lait
Gaya.... Lekin Vo Phone Tha Ki Kya Sala Baja Jaa Raha Tha , Bajee Jaa Raha Tha , Jisse Ankit Ko Chidan Honee
Laggi , Vo Bar Bar Phone Ki Ring Ko Silent Karta , Phone Cutta Lekin Usske Bad Fir Baj Padta... Akhirkar Tang
Aakar Ankit Fir Uska Door Knock Karne Lagga....
" Abe Bhutneke , Sale Phone Pe Phone Aaye Jaa Raha Hai , Cut Kar Dun Kyaa.... " Ankit Ne Tezzi Se Chillate Hue
Kaha...
" Nahi Bhai , Cut Mat Kario " Andar Se Fir Halki Si Awaz Ayi..
Ankit :- " Kyun Be , Cut Kar Deta Hun Samjh Jayega Samne Vala Ki Tu Busy Hai "
" Nahi Bhai Ye Uska Phone Hai.... Uskaa Phone Hai.... Uska Phone Hai... " Vicky Ek Hee Baat Ko Pakad Ke Baith
Gaya....
" Abe Kya Hua Be Tere Music Player Pe Pause Ka Button Kyun Lag Gaya " Ankit Bahar Se Hanste Hue Keh Raha
Tha , Kyun Ki Vo Samjh Chuka Tha Ki Kya Atka Hai......
" Abe.... Abee.... Aahhhhh Ahhhhh......... " Karte Hue Vicky Gehri Gehri Sans Lene Lagga , " Utar Gayi Kya Bc Niche "
Bahar Khada Ankit Hanste Hue Bola...
" Abe Tujhe Mazak Suj Rah Hai Yahan Halat Kharab Hai Bc..... " Vicky Chidte Hue Bola..
Ankit :- " Bc Tu Vo Chod Ye Bata Phone Kiska Hai Jisse Tu Keh Raha Hai Cut Naahi Karun... "
Vicky :- " Abe Ye Sheetal Ka Phone Hoga , Bc Meri Gf Ka... "
" Ohoooo Achaa.... Sheetal Uhmmm Acha Acha , Gf Ka Phone Hai Tabhi Bhai Sahab Bol Rahe Hain Ki Cut Na
Karun " Ankit Ne Usse Maze Le Hue Kaha Aur Piche Jaake Bed Pe Jaa Baitha.... " Beta Gf Ka No. Bhi Save Nahi
Kar Rakha Bahut Badiya.... Tabhi Sochun Sala Naam Kyun Nahi Dikha Raha .... " Ankit Ne No. Pe Nazar Rakhte
Hue Kaha... " Tu Bol Toh Cut Kar Dun " Usne Fir Se Vicky Se Maze Lete Hue Kaha..
" Bhai Marwayega Kya... Aisa Mat Kario..... " Andar Se Uski Kapkapi Jaisi Awaz Bahar Aa Rahi Thi...
Ankit :- " Abe Toh Kya Karun.... Baje Jaa Raha Hai , Nahi Uthaega Toh Aur Sunayegi Baad "
Vicky :- " Bhai Ek Baar Kar Tu Baat Kar Le Aur Koi Bhi Bahana Laga De Bhai Please.. Aahhh Itna Kar De.. , Yahan
Sala Piat Mein Gadbadi Hai..... "
Vikcy Ki Baat Sunn Ankit Hans Padda Aur Fir Apna Natak Karte Hue , " Na Bee Mein Nahi Karta Baat , Sale Aise
Anjan Ladki Se Kaise Baat Kar Lun , Tujhe Pata Hai Mujhse Nahi Hoga "
Vicky :- " Bhai Kar Le Please , Uske Baad Jo Tu Kahega Vo Karunga Please... "
Ankit :- " Achaa , Pkka Na... "
Vicky :- " Hann Bhai Pkkaaa.... "
Ankit :- " Chal Theek Hai... "
Par Jab Dono Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hain Tab Tak Phone Cut Ho Chuka Hota Hai , 7 Missed Call Show Ho Rahi Thi
Phone Pe , Ankit Ka Man Toh Nahi Tha , Gf Ki Baat Sunte Hee Usse Ankita Ki Yaad Aa Gayi , Lekin Ab Uske Dost
Ne Kaha Toh Baat Toh Karni Hee Thi , Par Ab Phone Bajna Band Ho Gaya Tha...
" Chalo Shukr Hai , Band Ho Gaya " Ankit Bed Pe Lait Gaya Ankhen Band Kar Ke Aur Phone Ko Vahin Patak Diya ,
Abhi Kuch 3 Ya 4 Min Hee Hue The Ki Phone Dubara Baj Padaa ... Ankit Ki Ankhen Khuli , " Ye Ladkiyan Bhi Bc
Dhang Se Pot Pe Bhi Nahi Baithne Dengi Salli Pagal Hoti Hai " Gusse Mein Kehte Hue Ankit Ne Phone Uthaya
Aur Call Accept Karte Huee Kan Pe Lagaya Hee Thaa Ki Vo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle...
" Where The Hell You Are , Matalb Tumhe Meri Koi Kadar Hee Nahi Hai Naa , Subh Se College Hota Toh Time
Nahi Milta Ab Jab Ghar Aake Socha Ki Apne Sweetie Pie Se Baat Karun Toh Bhai Sahab Phone Hee Nahi Uthate
Matlab Tumhari Care Karne Ka Koi Faida Hee Nahi Hai , Jo Marzi Kar Lo , Lekin Karoge Toh Tum Apni Hee , Kahan
Thee Itni Der , Kyun Mera Phone Nahi Utha Rahe The , Kahan Busy Ho , Kahin Bahar Ghum Rahe Ho Kya Kisi
Ladki Ke Sath , Bolte Kyun Nahi , Ab Kya Mein Hee Bolti Rahun , Pkka Samne Koi Hogaa , Koi Ladki Hogi Tabhi
Nahi Bol Rahe Ho , Sab Samjhti Hun Mein , Nahi Karni Na Baat Theek Hai Fine... Mujhe Bhi Koi Shauk Nahi Hai
Tumse Baat Karne Ka , Mat Karo As U Wish Acha Bye..... "
Dusri Taraf Se Aisa Hamla Hua Toh Ankit Ne Phone Ko Kan Se Hata Ke Chehre Ke Aage Kar Lia Aur Usse Phone
Ko Ghurne Lagga , " Bc Kya Ladki Hai Ye " Usne Dhire Se Kaha , Par Fir Tabhi Tezzi Tezz Phone Ke Speaker Mein
Se Helo , Helo Sunai Diya Tab Jaake Ankit Ne Kan Pe Phone Lagaya...
" Ab Bye Bhi Nahi Karoge Kyaa .... " Samne Se Ek Baar Fir Awaz Ayi , Par Iss Baar Awaz Mein Meetha Pan Tha ,
Voice Mein Itna Sexy Tone Tha Ki Use Sunn Ke Ankit Ke Chehre Pe Ek Shaitani Bharri Smile Aa Gayi....
" Heloo " Ankit Ne Dhire Se Kaha.... Jisse Sunte Hee Samne Valli Ladki Chaunk Gayi , " Who Is This "
Ankit :- " Helo My Self Ankit Urs.... "
" Excuse Me , May I Know You Aur Aap Mere Bf Ke Phone Pe Kaise "
" Actually Apka Jo Bf Hai Uski Vajah Se Hee Mein Apse Baat Kar Raha Hun "
" What U Mean "
" I Mean Ki Mein Uska Friend Bol Raha Hun "
" Ohkk Toh Aisa Kaho Naa.. Vicky Kahan Hai "
" Vo Iss Waqt Thodi Tough Job Mein Busy Hai " Ankit Halka Sa Hanste Hue Bola...
" Tough Job Mein ... Kuch Samjhi Nahi "
" Actually Vo Ghar Ka Saman Lene Bahar Gaya Hai Aur Uska Phone Yahin Reh Gaya Aur Apka Bar Bar Phone Aa
Raha Tha Toh Socha Pick Karke Bata Dun "
" Ohh..... Toh Ye Kaam Tum Pehle Bhi Kar Sakte The Bekar Mein Mujhe Itna Intezar Karwaya , Gussa Dikwa Dia
Aur Pata Nahi Tumhri Vajah Se Mene Usse Kya Kya Bol Diya , Say Sorry To Me "
" Woo Woo Miss , Why Should I Say Sorry To You....... Asal Mein Galti Aap Ladkiyun Ki Hai "
" Ohh Is It , Vo Kaise...?? "
" Let Me Tell You , Aap Ladkiyun Ko Kabhi Chain Nahi Hota , Bass Bf Ne Ek Baar Phone Uthaya Nahi Toh Pata Nahi
Kya Kya Sochne Lagti Hai Ki Kahan Gaya Hoga , Etc , Etc , Aree Ye Bhi Toh Socho Ki Bechara Kabhi Kisi Jaruri
Kaam Mein Fansa Ho , Lekin Nahi Ladkiyan Daya Toh Karti Hee Nahi Naa " Ankit Ne Badde Dhire Dhire Style Se
Apni Baat Kahi...
" Ohh Really Apko Toh Baddi Knowledge Hai , Ki Gf Kya Kya Sochti Hai Apne Bf Ke Barre Mein Lagta Hai Apki Bhi
Gf Yahi Sochti Hogi "
" Naa , I Dont Believe In Gf's You Know , Ladkiyun Ke Sath Masti Karo , Enjoy Karo , Time Bhi Do Par Dil Mat
Do , Kyun Ki Dil Dene Ke Baad Insan Ka Jeena Haram Ho Jata Hai Jaise Mere Dost Vicky Ka Ho Raha Hai " Ankit
Ne Itne Comedian Andaz Mein Ye Baat Kahi Ki Vo Hans Paddi..... Fir Tabhi Ankit Ke Dimag Mein Ek Idea Sa Aya..
" Vaise May I Know Your Name Please "
" Kyun , Apko Phone Pe Name Flash Nahi Ho Raha Hai Jo Mujhse Puch Rahe Ho , Ya Fir Apne Dost Ki Gf Ke Sath
Flirt Karne Ki Kosish Kar Rahe Ho " Ankit Jo Chahta Tha Vahi Hua..
" Madadm Ji Hum Flirt Karne Ki Kosish Nahi Balki Flirt Hee Kar Rahe Hin Apse , Par Han Ye Sach Hai Ki Apna Name
Flash Nahi Ho Raha Hai Isliye Apse Pucha "
" Omg , Vicky Ne Mera Number Save Nahi Kar Rakha , Anne Do Usse Ghar Batati Hu Usse Mein " Usne Gusse Mein
Kaha Fir Kuch Second Shanti Rehne Ke Baad.. " Myself Sheetal Singhania "
" Ohh Nice.. Mere Liye , Par Mere Dost Ke Liye Anne Vala Time Nice Nahi Hoga... "
" Heheh , Vo Toh Hai , Usse Toh Mein Chodungi Nahi.... "
" Han Ji Bilkul Humne Kab Usse Aap Chodo , Sabke Sath Enjoy Bhi Karo Aur Usse Chodo Bhi Nahi " Ankit Ne
Double Meaning Andaz Mein Kaha...
" What .... Kya Kaha Tumnee... "
" Nothing , Jo Kaha Usse Samjh Lijeye Bass.... Khair Vicky Ayega Toh Usse Bata Dunga , Babye " Kehte Hue
Ankit Ne Phone Cut Kar Diya... Uske Chehre Pe Ek Shaitani Bharri Muskan Fial Gayi Thi.....
Uske Baad Dono Ne Khaya Piya Thoda Aram Kiya Aur Fir Ankit Vahan Se Nikal Gaya , Vicky Ne Bahut Kaha Ki
Mom Dad Se Mil Ke Jaaio Par Ankit Ko Disha Se Milna Tha Aur Vicky Ke Ghar Se Kaffi Dur Bhi Tha Isliye Vo
Vahan Se Nikal Ke Sidhe Disha Ke Apartment Ke Bahar Aake Khada Ho Gaya...
Bag Se Usne Dea Nikala Jo Usne Vicky Se Le Liya Tha , Achi Tarah Spray Kiya Aur Fir Doorbell Bajai , Kuch Second
Baad Door Khula Aur Usme Se Disha Ne Sirf Apni Gardan Bahar Nikali Aur Samne Khade Ankit Ko Dekh Muskura
Paddi , Ankit Bhi Usse Dekh Muskura Padaa Aur Fir Andar Ghus Gaya.... Disha Ne Gate Band Kiya Aur Uske
Baad...
" Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ankit.t.t.t..t....... " Jaise Hee Gate Band Ho Gaya , Disha Ki Awaz Halki Se Bahar
Ayi Aur Fir Khoti Chali Gayi.......