iss umid mein ki vedio mein kuch gazab ka hoga mera lund aise jhatke kha raha tha ki kisi tarah mene hath
mein pakad ke usse rok rakha tha , vedio play ki toh vedio ki shuruwat tangon se hui , jisse dekhte hi maa
ki ankh hath hilna shuru ho gaya , ankhen fadde screen pe dekhne lagga , camera ka focus dhire dhire uppar
jaa raha tha aur uski gori tangein meri ankhon ke samne atti jaa rahi thi , andar se utejna itni jabrdast
thi ki hath tez - tez hilne lagge aur phir screen pe uski gori puffy type soft tighs aa gayi aur kuch der vahan
camera ka focus ruka raha aur uski tangein aage piche hoti rahi ki tabhi usne apni tangon ko halka sa khola
uske khola aur idhar dekhte hue mere lund ne khub sara panni chora aur mein hanfta hua phone ko chod
diya aur jhatke khata hua apne aap ko khali karta gaya , hanfte hue mene phone ko side mein patak diya
aur kuch der aise hi laita raha , uske baad apna bahaya hua saaf suf kara aur palang pe lait gaya..
" maa ki ankh is vicky ki item ki , sali shakal se itni khuli hui nahi thi jitni usne vedio mein tangein khol di
beta ankit hath se hila ke maal waste karna band kar ab bahut jald mehnat karni padegi ... " sochte hue ankh
lag gayi pata nahi chala.
8 baje ke aas pass utha , uth ke sabse pehla kaam jo karna chahie tha yani ki bahut der se aa raha mutr-
visarjan vo na karke mene phone check kiya aur dekha message ka ambar aya hua tha , " ye bc group mein
add karke group ki maa chod dete hain bhosideke" 70 message 2 conversation dekh mein badbadaya aur
phir uth ke halka hone chala gaya , maa kitchen mein khane ki tayari mein laggi thi , usne baat kiye bina phir
palang pe aya aur alsi se bharre sharir ko leke pasar gaya aur phone utha ke message dekhne lagga , pop
khol ke dekha toh group valle mein 69 message aur bakki dusri conversation mein 1 , pehle socha tha group
ki bakchodi padh ke thodi galiyan bakunga sabko lekin phir jab dusra number kuch jana pehchana sa laga jo
ki unknown tha lekin phir bhi jana pehchana sa tha , mene pehle usse hi khola jiska message kuch aisa tha.
" tum mujhe kaise nahi jaan sakte... " message padh ke mujhe jo kushi hui ki mein kya bataun , yahi vo number
tha jo subah mene delete mara tha par baad mein yaad aya tha ki ye ankita mam bhi toh ho sakti thi , sala
number dekh ke toh lavde chut ke milan se jada kushi hui
" apko kaise bhul sakte hain bas yaad nahi aa raha.. " aur message ke baat vo whatsaap maa ke lode ne jo
smiley ikhate kiye hain unme se mene dant wala smiley bhej dala aur ab toh turant reply bhi aya.
" ohoo ankit mujhe nahi pata tha tum itni jaldi bhul jaoge , how bad you are huh... " reply ke sath whtsapp
vala loda toh attach hona hi hai sala ye toh ab dharam sa ban gaya hai ki bina smiley ke message nahi jayega
message agar send hua toh uske sath smiley toh paste hoga hi jaise chudte hue 'ahhh--oh ' complimentary
mein paste hota hai.. maa ki chut smiley ki
" oh yeah... "
" seriously ankit you dont recognize me.. " abe yar ye sawal mujhe itna irritate karta hai ki mein kya bataun
sala koi bhi ho samne se lekin bc mein koi doordarshan ka malik hun jo dur ki sochunga aur soch ke ye bataunga
ki bc tum kaun ho
" yeah seriously... i dont know you.. " mujhe andar se lag raha tha ankita mam hai lekin mene kuch kaha nahi
mein khud unke muh se bulwana chahta tha.
" huh... dont talk with me again... " sath mein ye wala smiley bhi bheja gaya , sala message padh ke
ek baar toh man kara ki bol dun abe jaa lavdi mat kar baat , tere pass chut hai toh iska matlab jitna marji
kholegi matlan bolegi lekin phir yaad aya ki lavde ankit abhi tera sirf tange dekh ke nikla tha toh soch
iss item ki chut marne mein kitna maza ayega , ek toh ladki khud line de reli hai , gussa chut ke panni ki tarah
pii jaa aur apne lavde ki akad ko madhye nazar rakhte hue shant dimag se baat karne ka faisla kiya
" yar nuksan tera hi hoga agar tu mujhse baat nahi karegi toh... " sala chahe chut chahe kitni nasheli ho
bc lavda apna attitude nahi jata kuch der tak reply nahi aya , message read ho chuka tha par reply
nahi aya , ek pal toh laga le bata bhul ja sapne lag gaye tere lavde ab aittude band kar aur mang le magffi
apni mam se , apni ankita se mein abhi messg type kr raha tha ki samne se jo reply pada usne mere
anghuthe ko rok diya .
samne se aye message ko dekh ke bas yahi hua mere sath yani ki ye bohsad ankhen
kisi fate ched wale gand ki tarah khul gaya.
" its me sheetal idiot... itni jaldi kaise bhul gaye mujhe tum.... " ye padte hi sabse pehla kam mujhe
ye karna chahie tha ki mein mummy ki baat ka jawab dun jo mujhe bahut der se awaz laga rahi thi lekin
mene backspace daba ke likha hua message delete mara .
" ohhh... " vala message send kiya , pata nahi kyun kiya par isse jada kuch suja hi nahi .
" what oh.. tum itni jaldi kaise bhul sakte ho ankit , hume baat kiye hue itna bhi waqt nahi hua tha ki tum
mujhe bhul jaoge... " lamba chauda message padne ke baad mein sochne laga ki kya reply dun , sala uski
baat sahi thi ki thodi der pehle baat hui aur mein phir bhi nahi pehchan paya , lekin tabhich dimag ne ek
khatrnak baat yaad dilai...
bc lavde meri kya galti salle iss no. se thodi baat kari thi vo toh dusra no. tha aur bc jab pucha tha
tere se ki tera koi dusra no.. hai tab kuch nahi boli tu lavdi , ab nakhre dikha rahi hai teri iss harkat
se mene ye soch liya ki teri chut ke sath teri gand bhi marunga bc in ladkiyun ka kya hoga
" bhula nahi tha lekin jab no. nahi hoga toh mein kaise pehchanunga , mein koi einstien thodi na hun.. " mere
message ko padh ke ' hahaha ' likha aur fir vo smily bheja bc lavda vahi smily jisse adhe se jada logon ko
lagta hai ki vo roo raha hai , hanste hue ankh se nila panni nikalte hue , bc in whatsapp valon se koi puche
lavde ansu ka rang nila kab se hone lagga , bc koi samundar thodi nikalta hai ankh se , sala ek kam thik se
nahi karte ye , galtiyan bhi hum jaise talented devloper hi nikalte hain jisse aaj tak kisi ne notice nahi kiya
abhi mein iss haha ka jawab deta itne mein meri maa chandi ki tarah chillate hue kamre mein ayi jiski vajah
se mere hath se phone chut ke bed pe hi gir gaya , " kya hua.... kyun chilla rahi ho.. " unke khatrnal roop
ko dekhte hue mein darte hue bola
" kab se chilla rahi hun sunai nahi deta kya... har time phone pe laga rehta hai anne de aaj tere papa ko
theek karenge tujhe tab smajhega... " kehte hue vo kamre se nikal gayi.
" are yahi dhamki dene ayi thi kya kamre mein kaam toh batati jao jis baat ki dhamki de rahi thi.. " mene
itna kaha par koi awaz nahi ayi , mein samajh gaya ki jana hi padega isliye jhat se phone uthaya no. ko sheetal
ke naam se save kiya aur phone vahin patak ke kitchen mein kaam karne chala gaya , maa gusse mein thi lekin
unka kam ache se kar diya toh vo shant hui , par mein thak gaya tha bhala koi itna kam karwata
hai kya 4 bhari dabbe utha ke uppar valli almari mein rakhna tha , meri toh halat hi kharab ho gayi , thak
gaya sala mein
kam nipta ke kamre mein aya aur ghuste hi dekha time 8:30 ho gaye the vaise toh iss time mein tarak mehta
dekhta hu aur mujhe tv kholna chahie tha lekin mene tv na khol ke apna phone uthaya , abhi bc phone
uthaya tha ki phone ki battery down ho gayi aur meri ankhon ke samne usne apni sansein todi aur thak har
ke mujhe 50-100 galiyan dete hue so gaya , " bc isse bhi abhi se marna tha bhoisdiwala... sheetal ka message
aya hua tha kam se kam vo toh padne deta lavda.. " kehte hue mene charger pe lagaya aur akhir tv khol ke
serial dekhne lagga , vaise toh mujhe ye serial pasnd nahi tha lekin jab se iski story padi thi tab se
mujhe serial ki chikniyan pasand anne laggi thi , are han story se yaad aya sala xp pe gaye hue kaffi
time ho gayela hai ab toh jana hi padega , dekhe aaj kal kisne kitna bahane ka intezam kar rakha hai
serial khate khate khana khaya aur akhir adhe ghante baad phone check kiya jo adha charge ho chuka tha
mene on kiya , sala sheetal se baat karne ko betab jo tha par ye kya dekh raha hun mein
bc lavda kat jaye par ye na ho , chut pe bal aa jaye par ye na ho , ladkiyan chuche bada
karna chodh de par ye na ho , na ho , na ho , na ho.... bhosideke naa ho..... par ho gaya , ho
gaya , mera O.S udd gaya , bc udd gaya phone ka O.S. sarre mood ki lavde chud gaye , bahut kosish
ki par sala theek nahi hua apna dimag laga liya , android dalne ki kosish ki par sala nahi chala , bole toh
totally iss phone ki sanson ke lavde lag chuke the ab surgery ke bina ye theek nahi hone vala tha ?
jitna mood tha uski chud chuki thi , na xp pe baith na kahi , bas idhar udhar ghuma , subah hote hi mujhe
sabse pehle apna phone thik karwana tha , aaj na phone tha aur na hi mood isliye jaldi so gaya aur subah
jaldi uth gaya , maa meri ankhen fade mujhe dekh rahi thi jab mein time se pehle ghar se nikla , 1 ghanta
laga lekin subah subah mein apne jankar ke yahan pahuch gaya , sala tatti kar raha tha chutiya kahin ka
sale ka gate baja baja ke tang kar diya aur akhir mein jab mene dhamki di ki salle ki tatti ki vedio
bana ke you tube pe dal dunga , ye pata tha ki phone kharab hai mein aisa nahi kar paunga lekin uss tatti
ko pata tha ki mein aisa kar sakta hun ek bar sale ki angi gand ki photo khich ke uski gf ko send kar di thi
ab jab aisi dhamki isse kya mein kisi ko bhi deta toh vo lavda apni tatti pet mein vapis bula ke gate khol
ke bahar ata toh ye kaise ruk sakta tha , mere dhamki ke dar se aya bahar sala tondu kahin ka , aaj kal ki
duniya hi yahi hai bc bina dhamki ke uthte nahi chahe vo pot se uthna ho ya ladki ke uppar se ...
mein bathroom ki khidki se hata jisme se mujhe jhant kuch nahi dikh raha tha andar ka mene toh bas tukka
mara tha aur ye bhoside vala usme fans gaya tha , " abe tondu kam khaya kar bhutneke... " mene uske piat
pe ghusand marte hue kaha.
" kya hai be lavde.. tatti bhi nahi karne deta " usne mujhse batmizi se baat ki jise mein bardasht nahi kar
saka aur mene side mein pade akbhar ke roll se uske lavde pe hi mar diya jaise kisi makhi ko marte hain
" ab bol lavde ko kaisa laga ... " mene itna kaha aur sofe pe jaa baitha , vo apna lavda pakad ke apna ganda
sa muh banate hue mere pass aya , " kya kaam tha... "
" iss android ko chut nahi mili toh sale ne socha kabhi nahi milegi toh isne apna lavda kat diya.. simple bhasha
mein kahun toh android na raha... "
vaise toh iss kam mein 3-4 din lagte , lekin isne 1 ghante mein thik kar dala , ya yun kahun mein jabrdasti
karwa dala... phone ke theek hone par bina paise diye , kyun nahi diye vo phir kabhi bataunga
raste mein chalte hue mene jo chiz notice ki vo thi ki mera sara data sahid ho chuka tha , bas contact hi
bache the kyun ki mene unhe sync kar rakhe the jo ki vapis aa gayele the , yani lavda din mein kuch toh acha
hua tha ,
adhe ghante baad college pahucha aur class room ke bhar se jhank ke dekha toh wahi lavdi teacher ka lecture
chal raha tha , " salla isse acha uss tondu ko tatti karne deta... " kehte hue mein andar janne hi wala tha ki
phone baj pada , " salla theek hote hi unknown no. se call , aaj kal unknown no. valon ne mera hi no. save
kar rakha hai kya " bakchodi sochne ke baad mene call recieve kiya aur samne se awaz ayi.....
" ankit..... " awaz sunte hi piar andar janne ki jagah kuch kadam piche hat gaye aur piche hatte hi gaye...