Update - 54
" kaha jaa raha hai ? " sham ke samay mujhe ready hota dekh maa ne mujhse kaha.
" jaa raha hun dost ke.. vahin rahunga raat mein.. " mene bina unki taraf dekhe jawab dia.
" aisa kaun sa dost hai tera ? tu to bigadne laga hai aaj kal ? roz ka hi tera ho gaya hai ab "
" yar kya hai apko ? vaise subah se baat nahi ki ab jaa raha hu to bol rahi ho ye acha hai apka jab man krega bologi varna nahi.. " mene taav se kaha.
" to puchun nahi kya ? khana banau ya nahi tera fir... "
" nahi banao.. nahi hai khana mera.. "
" han to aisa keh batamiz hota jaa raha hai.. papa se khud bolio ki kyun gaya tha "
" han bol dunga.. " meri baat sunti use pehle vo ja chuki thi. Ek to dimag ki pehle se hi ghode chud rahe the uppar se maa ke sath hui ladai abhi tak finishing line par pahunchi nahi thi. Mene bhi jada nahi socha aur taiyar hokar bina maa ko bye ya kuch bhi kahe ghar se nikal gaya. Pub ka address tha jo garima aunty ne mujhe diya tha aur lawda musibat ye thi ki mujhe rasta pata nahi tha. Vaise koi dikat nahi thi cab karta aur direct pahunch jata lekin lawda iska kharcha garima aunty to chut se dengi nahi vo to bas chut degi badle mein lawda lekar, free mein to vo apni jhantein bhi na de. Ye bc mein kya soch raha hu... Khair mene apne is dunia ke sache nagrik hone ka faisla karte hue bina pollution failaye pub jane ka faisla kiya.. jisme bus, auto aur metro shamil the.. sach kahun pairon ki ediyan jute mein se nikal gayi itna chalna bhi pada, finally pub ke bahar aa khada hua, exactly mujhe 2 ghante 25 minute lage yahan pahunchne mein aur time ho chala tha 9:45 ... yani pub valon ke liye ye time bilkul sahi tha ...
" chalo phone lagau.. pata to chale apna maal kahan hai aaj.. " mene phone nikala itne mein vicky lawde ka phone bajne laga, " is bosdi wale ko din raat chain nahi hai jab se chut iski gf gayi hai tab se sala meri gand ka mariz ho gaya hai.. gay lawda.. " mene phone cut kar dia kyun ki mujhe garima aunty ko phone lagana tha. Mene phir garima aunty ko phone milaya.
" hello.. " phone uthte hi mei bola. " han mein pub ke bahar hi hun.. Entry karke pub ke andar aau, aur vahan se.. hmm hmm " vo bole jaa rahi thi aur men sune jaa raha tha .. " acha thik hai mein ata hun.. " mene phone kan se hataya to dekha bc itni der mein 5 missed call vo bhi lawda ek hi insan ki, vicky ki mene ignore mara aur pub ke andar entry karna laga par use pehle lawda chuchon jitna bada biceps liye bouncer ne mujhe rok liya.
" entry ticket " uske bolte hi mein sochne laga ki lawda bc mere pas to entry ticket hi nahi hai.
" vo to nahi hai bhaiya " itne mein phir phone bajne laga, is beti ke chod ne dimag ka dahi kar dia, mene silent karte hue ignore mara.
" bina entry ticket not allowed " uske kehte hi mene socha garima aunty ko phone karun par lawda agar aisa karta to apni izzat bina virgin vale chut ke mafik fati hui halat mein ho jati jisme jo lawda jaye to use farak na pade bilkul vaisi hi halat. Bc soch hi raha tha ki kya karun itne mein phir vicky ka bosda bajne laga aur mene same to same wahi kiya... is sale ke ande mein churan dal kar khate karne padenge iske ande...
ye bc kaisi language mein sochne laga hun mein.. had hoti jaa rahi hai..
" ticket kahan se milega.. " mene use kaha to us bhai ke bouncer ne apni kitab si kholi.
" single or couple "
" single "
" 1750/- total pay with drinks and all " vo bola aur ek pal to meri jeb hi fat gayi bc. itne mein to mere pure mahine ka kharcha plus aish se khana nikal jata hai.
" par bhaiya mein drink nahi karta.. i am non-alcholic " mere itna kehne ke baad usne mujhe uppar se niche tak aise dekha jaise bc mere andar ki atma chus kar nigal jana chahta ho.
" seperate nahi hota... " aaj ek chut bahut mehngi padne vali thi par ise jada to jeb mehngi hone wali thi, iske alawa bc sabse badi musibat jo gand mein dabi thi yani ki mera purse jo gand vali pocket mein i mean jeans ke pocket mein rakha tha usme to bc 175 ruppe hi bache the ab bc kya kiya jaye
Ab mein aise raste latak gaya tha jahan ek taraf chut aur ek taraf izzat latki thi agar chut ki sochta to izzat ke fefde fat jate aur agar izzat ki sochta to chut ke darwaje par iron man apni gand tika deta yani ab mein bich chudai mein fans gaya tha jahan na to mein apna pani chhod paa raha tha aur na hi lawde ki thark ko . bc soch raha tha ki kya karun itne mein vicky ka lawda phir uchalne laga ek pal to man kiya ki sale ko itni gali dun ki bc uske gand chud jaye par ye kaam jada jaruri tha isliye chup hokar phone phir silent kar dia.
" is bsdi wale ki gf kya chhod kar gayi iski to jhantein jal gayi hai ab vahan malham lagane ke liye mere hath dhund raha hai bosdi wala ... " itne mein meri nazar ek launda jo smart sa tha aur uske sath laundi par gayi jiski dress pas jhangein dhak paa rahi thi aur bc ise jada mene dekhne ki himmat ki to ankhon ke aage lawde ke ball chipak gaye jiske baad dekhne ki na to himmat hui aur na hi koi shamta bachi un ankhon mein.. yani ek number ki aisi ladki ki man kiya mut dun vo bhi pehle ulti karke phir bhi mein wahi dekhta raha sirf isliye kyun ki vo dono bc bina ticket liye bina paisa liye bas hath par band bandwaya aur lawde andar. Ek pal mene socha ki bc is chuche valle bouncer se inki koi setting to nahi thi lekin phir mene uske sharir ko dekha bc chuchon se bade iske biceps.. gand se badi iske chest.. bc yukk.. itne bure lagte hai dikhne mein ki inpar agar mein ek mahina bhi hugun to salon ka sharir na bhare.. ye kya bakchodi kar raha hun.
Sochne chhod mene sidha use pucha. " un dono ne to ticket nahi liye " mere puchte hi usne phir mujhe aise ghura jaise salle ab meri atma nahi balki mere sath balatkar karne chahta hai.
" couples entry free... " iski maa kaa uske bolte hi mein chaunka, bc ye kya chutiapa hai. couple free... ab lawda couple kahan se paida karun vo bhi itni jaldi.. yani koi chut dhundni padegi agar izzat aur chut bachani ho... ye to wahi kahawat hui khun ke badle khun.. idhar chut ke badle chut... har bar mere sath hi aisa kyun hota hai bc. Abhi yahan dimag kaam nahi kar raha tha itne mein vicky lawde ka phir phone baja.
" teri gf ko chhod dunga bosdike.. ab agar tune phone kiya.. " mein halki zor se cheekh pada aur phone cut kar dia. Itne mein piche se kisi ne mujhe pukara.
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" excuse me " awaz mere piche se ayi isliye ghum gaya varna shayad nahi ghumta ya phir yun keh lo ki awaz ladki ki thi isliye ghum gaya varna launda bolta tu usko to sunta bhi nahi. Vaise to mera waqt is waqt mein thoda confusion se bhara chal raha tha lekin phir bhi samne laundiya badi hot sexy aur bomb khadi mil gayi thi. Orange aur redish cut sleves mini skirt aur deep neck... plus.. solid figure.. heavy size boobs currvy hipsi... sala ise kehte hai classy maal... rahesi to inki chatiyun par uchalti hui alag hi dikh jati hai. Mein janta tha ki vo mera us tarah ka ghurna usne notice kar liya par mene socha lawda dekhne do... pehle sharam ke mare ankhein idhar udhar kar leta tha ye soch kar ki kahin ladki ko bura na lag jaye par ab to sala bura lage ya aag... apne ko sirf pani nikalne se matlab hai.. chahe vo lawda pakad kar nikle ya phir dekh kar muh ke andar se...
" yes " mene kuch pal use ache se tad kar kaha aur vo bhi bc kam harami pana nahi kar rahi thi, jab tak mein use dekhta raha vo tab tak vaisi hi khadi rahi.
" can i use your phone.. actually mera phone dead ho gaya hai and i want to call in emergency " uski baat sun kar mere dimag mein kuch batein fauran ayi ki bc phone kya tu to hamara lawda bhi use kar sakti hai vo bhi kitni bhi baar 24*7 free of cost lawda .. aur dusra ki sali ko koi aur nahi mila phone magne ke liye mein hi mila.. kahin ye bc indirectly mere sath andar to nahi jana chahti sala aisa ho gaya to bc apna to chut ka kaam ban jayega.. aur jeb bhi bach jayegi... mene khushi mein ate hi phone aage bada dia. Usne fatak se phone uthaya aur thoda dur ho gayi mujhse. Ek pal mujhe laga ki kahin bhag gayi to?
Par dusre pal ki socha ki nahi bhag nahi sakti.. itni heels pehn kar vo bhi aisi dress mein jahan bc dono ghutne hi alag na hote.. bc ise yaad aya ki ye lawda panti kaise hai.. sali itni tight dress ki pair ke do lawde i mean ghutne apas mein aise chipak jate hai jaise salle dalle vada pav ho.. itna hi nahi fir ladkiyan chalti bhi aisi hi hai... bc ajeeb randiapa hai dress banane vale ka aur ajeeb hi baklol giri hai pehnne valle ka.. ghutne se meri nazar jab uski hips yani ass ya phir apni desi bhasa mein gand par gayi to sala maza hi aa gaya jada badi nahi thi lekin bc shape itni jabardast thi ki tabhi i love delhi... more than this whole fucking erotic world... . Ye sali delhi ki ladkiyan dikhane mein sabse jada aage rehti hai lekin phir comment bhi sabse jada yahi karti hai agar koi ladki ke uppar assualt ho jaye.. sare sanskar channel tabhi nikalte hai in logon ke... ye bc mein kya soch raha hun ye lawdi baat kiye jaa rahi hai.... mere balance ki maa chod degi ek din mein.. itni baat mene hafte mein nahi ki apne phone se...
Mein use phone lene aage bada itne mein usne hi phone cut kiya aur meri taraf ghum gayi.
" thank you and sorry. vo apki waiting mein call aa rahi thi .. " meri taraf phone badate hue boli to ek pal mujhe laga kahin garima aunty ne bechani mein phone chut mein na dal liya ho lekin jab socho chut ke bare mein tab tab is lawde ki gand mein aag lag jati hai.. mene vicky ka phone phir ignore kiya aur samne khadi hotie ki taraf dekhne laga.
" your welcome " mene use thank u ka jawab dia aur socha ki puchun ki akeli hai kya chalegi mere sath ? par bc himmat nahi hui to vo khud hi boli..
" are you waiting for someone? "
" me .. no.. " mein andar se khushi mein dub gaya.
" ohh i see.. i am watching you here for past sometime.. so i just asked i thought you are waiting "
" no.. i just.. " mere muh se nikalne vala tha ki mein laundia dhund raha hu lekin tabhi dimag mein aya to chup ho gaya kyun ki aisa kehta to pehle ye lapad marti aur phir khud nikal jati.
" hmm.. well.. thank you for the phone... " mein kuch samajh pata itna kehte hue usne apni nazar ghuma li aur khud bhi ghum gayi, itne mein ek launda aya jiske sath vo gale mili aur bc usne uski kamar mein hath dala aur chale gaye dono launde laundia mera lawda bana kar... bc mein use dekhta raha aur jate waqt us sali ne palat kar meri taraf dekha aur dekh kar aise hansi jaise sali mera mazak bana gayi.. iski maa ka khel... itna bada khel gayi mere sath... bhosdiwali.. gussa to aya par kuch kar na saka.. Bc game to hua hi par bc ab musibat vahin fans gayi thi ki kya karun ? kaise jaun andar.. abhi soch hi raha tha ki itne mein garima aunty ka phone baj utha..
" chodle chut.. ab itni bhadki hogi ki chut chhod teri hi gand chod degi " mene phone uthaya par kuch bolta use pehle vo hi bol padi.
" i am sorry ankit.. i just forgot... mene tumhara pass lekar rakha tha.. aur send karna bhul gayi tumhe .. tumne kharida to nahi na ? " uske puchte hi mene fatak se kaha na " ok good.. waiter bas ata hi hoga.. use lekar jaldi aao.. i am waiting for you... " bc phone cut karte karte lawda khada kar gayi. Uske keh anusar phone cut hua aur agle hi pal waiter bahar aya jise dekhte hi mein samajh gaya ki ye lawda mere liye hi chut ka intezar karke aya hai. Mein fauran uske pass gaya apna naam bataya phir use pass lekar us chuchon wali chati lekar khade bouncer ko dikhaya aur beti chod mein to chodne pahuch gaya andar. Andar bc zoron shoro se ganne baj rahe the.. andhera itna tha ki sala apna lawda hi na dikhe tumhe.. mein aage bada to roshni ke niche baithe launde laundia daru pite hue hansi mazak kar rahe the aur thoda aage bada to nachte hue launde laundia dikhe.
" dekho bc kaise thumak thumak kar nach rahe hain jaise bc dunia ka nach sara aaj hi nikalenge.. in bosdiwalon ko nachne ka itna shauk kyun hota hai.. sale aade tede hath hilai aur apna chutiapanti vala pagal pan dikhai style mar mar ke.. randi rona hai sabse bada dance karna.. jahan chuche kahin uchalte hai aur lawda kahin jakar fansta hai.. uppar se ganne ke lyrics ate ho na ate ho lekin reapeated liines par aise chillayenge jaise arijit singh ke baap ho.. madar pille ... dance chod bc... " dance se khundak thi mujhe asal mein us dikhawe se jo log dance ke waqt karte hai... mein ise jada bakchodi bicha skta tha lekin meri chut intezar kar rahi thi isliye mene bas private room ka rasta pucha aur bc us shor sharabe se bahar nikal gaya.
" gand fad maza aa gaya.. varna ye shor to sala .. " mein abhi apna sentence complete krta phir phone bajne laga.. " is maa ke bete ko hua kya hai aaj.. bhosdiwala 36 call kar chuka hai... sala itna to isne apni gf ko aaj tak nahi kiya hoga... teri hone vali beti ka bhosda... madad lulle... " mein bina uthaye hi chilaya, chilaya isliye kyun ki vahan koi nahi tha. Bas bc corridor tha lamba sa aur bc dono taraf kamre. Mene phone pick nahi kiya aur lawda utha kar room no 69 i mean 269 khojta hua uske samne jaa khada hua. Gate ke bahar pahunchte hi ajeeb si feeling aa rahi thi bc nervous ho jata hu.. mein.. aaj pehli baar hotel mein chudai karne jaa raha tha mein.. varna abhi tak ghar aur college mein hi jhade gade hai.. mein gate knock karta use pehle phir phone bajne laga..
" helo.. " mene bina kuch soche bas utha liya.. kyun ki mein aage disturb nahi chahta tha.. aur ise picha chudana chahta tha. Man mein to socha tha ki gali dun par vo bc jab bolta gaya to mein bol nahi paya.
" common yar ankit.. phone kyun pick nahi kar raha tha.. yahan itna bada kand ho gaya aur tu pata nahi kya kar raha hai... "
" kand ? " gali deta par muh se kand hi nikla.
" han damid.... kand ho gaya bahut bade vala... "
" kaisa "
" payal is dead bc... "