Incest Maa te putt
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Seema jadon haweli de andar gayi tan Sony pachuyan nu patthe pa reha si. Seema shed de sahmane ja ke khadhi ho gayi jitthe Sony tokre bhar bhar ke khurli vich sutti ja reha si.
"Inna taim la ditta putt tu...main kaddi teri vaat dekhan dayi aa..."
"Bass mummy kamm nibbadh geya...main keha hun kamm nibedh ke challda aa....patthe kutar ditte aa....pchuyan nu pani bi pila ditta aa....bass hun patthe pa deyan fer tan sara din vehla aa...." Sony apni mummy vall na dekhda hoya boleya. Oh hale vi pichle din di vapri ghatna ton sharminda te sehmeya hoya si. Sayad ise layi Seema vall ju dekh gall nahi reha si.
"Badi kahli aa..... kite jana aa ajj" Seema hassdi joyi pucchdi hai. Sony de ingh nazran churayun naal oh samagh gayi si ke kall karke oh hale vi dareya hoya aa.
"Nahi mummy ....main bhala kitthe jana aa.....bass aah mausam kall da kkharab aa......Hune meenh aya ke hune aaya...ise layi main keha kamm nibedh dinda aa" Sony patthe pa ke bahan gharrda boleya.
"Accha.....chalo changa kita. Minh tan agg lagna painda ni bass baddalan ne dine raat kiti payi aa....tainu bhukkh tani laggi nahin tan pehlan ghar ja ke roti kha aande aa" Seema ne apni chunni laah ke shed de ek khunje tangdi ne keha.
"Nahi mummy, hale tani bhukkh laggi....koyi kamm aa" Sony ne dhadkade dil naal pucheya. Jive Seema ne haweli de andar varrdeyan gate band kar ditta si te hun apni chunni laah ke utthe tang ditti si us naal usnu fikar pai geya si ke kite hunn oh phir usnu andar pathiyan walan naa le jave. Oh kall vang ajj vi apni mummy agge namoshi nahi jhallni chahunda si.
"Kamm aa na....changa aa nale je tainu bhukh nahi laggi tan......pathiyan rakhniyan aa gahoodi te" Seema apni hiqq te hath ferdi kehndi hai. Sony ek pal layi apni ma vall nu dekhda hai te jadon usnu apne mummeyan te hath ferdi dekhda hai tan munh fer lainda hai.
"Hanji mummy...main ayunda aa" Sony dhadkade dil naal boleya. Akhir ohi hoya jis da usnu darr si. Oh rabb agge faryadan karan lagga ke ajj usda jaldi na chutte. Jinna oh andar jaan ton darr reha si unna hi usde dil vich khawahish vi si apni mummy nu chodan di.
"Hath pair changi teran naal dho ke aavi......kite tudi wale hath mere thalle la ditte tan sara din kand ladhdi rehni aa........" Seema hassdi hoyi kehndi hai. Asal vich oh apne putt de dil cho darr kadhna chahundi si. Oh usnu hass ke pyar naal galla kardi ishare naal samgha rehi si ke oh kall wali gall karke us naal gusse nahi hai.
"Jaldi aja nale...main jara suit badal lavan" Seema turdi jandi apne putt nu kehndi hai.
Sony apne hath pair dho ke kapde changi teran saaf karda utth ke kahdha hunda hai tan dekhda hai ke usda lun pazame vich poora akdeya peya si. Usne phir ton rabb agge ardas kiti ke ajj osda jaldi na chutte. Oh apne mani ingh ardas kar reha si jive hath jodh ke rabb ton apni mummy no chodan layi madad mang reha hove.
Sony hale kamre de andar varreya hi si ke usnu apni mummy de pairan di khadak sunayi ditti. Oh aa rehi si. Usda lun pent vich hor bi akadh geya si. Oh bhaven mummy chodan ton darr reha si par usda lun poora tyar si. Sony gahoodi de saane khadota si jadd Seema kamre vich dakhil ho gayi. Sony ne nazar tirchi karke dekheya tan usde pazame vich usde lun ne bada zordar jhatka mareya. Seema apna suit da thallda ladd apne danda vich fasayi hathan vich salwar da nala fadd ke khaloti si. Sony diyan nasan vich khoon ubale khaan lagga. Seema de suit ingh uppar nu chukkan naal usda poora pet nanga si, usde mummeyan takk. Utton oh salwar de nefe nu poora dhilla karke usnu hathan vich ghuma rehi si. Oh nala kassdi fer ton dhilla kar laindi. Nefa khol ke oh andar jhakan laggi.
"Ajj kinni garmi aa na....mainu bahli garmi laggan dayi aa" Seema utthe hathan vich nefa dhilla karke salwar nu fadi putt nu kehndi hai. Us vele je Sony apni ma di salwar vich jhakda tan usnu apni mummy di fuddi ton le ke usde patt takk poore nazar aa jane si par Sony nu inni sharam aa rehi si ke usdi himmat na hoyi.
"Haye rabba.....haye garmi ne tan jaan kaddhi payi aa" Seema hassdi hoyi salwar da nala banndi hoyi boli. Usne Sony de pazame mohre bane tent vich jhatke maarde usde lun nu dekh leya si. Oh jinna apne putt nu garam karna chahundi si unna oh garam kar chukki si. Sachmuch Sony hun kaam vasna vich tapp reha si. Usnu apne dil da darr kafi hadd takk bhull chukka si. Oh tan hun apne pazame vich apne patthar varge akde lode da kugh karna chahunda si.
Seema nala bann ke agge gahudi kol ja ke khadhi hundi aa. Oh apne lakk de barobar pathiyan chukk thalle sutt dendi aa. Phir oh jhuk ke us jegah utthe rakhdi haj jitthon pathiyan chukkiyan sann. Kamm bilkul sett si. Utthe ise teran hath rakh ke oh apne pair piche nu karan lagdi hai. Pair kafi door piche nu karke oh apne hath gahoodi te tika ke thalle nu jhukk jandi hai. Oh poori ghodhi bann gayi si. Phir oh apniyan lattan chaudhiyan kardi hai te pichche khadhe apne putt nu awaz mardi hai.
"Aaja hun...ke sara din utthe hi khadhe rehna aa" Sony vi bulave da hi jntezar ka reha si. Oh agge vadh ke apni ma de piche khadha ho janda hai. Usda lakk ain Seema di bund de piche si bass masa ko farak si.
"Leya pathi fada hun, ki kari janda tu jaldi kar" Seema Sony de chehre vall dekhdi kehndi hai. Sony thalle jhuk ke pathi chukkda hai. Jado oh agge hath karke fadayunda hai tan Seema pathi nahi fadhdi.
"Ve agge nu tan ho, ki kari jana tu....mera hath nahi pahunchada....aganh nu ho" Seema usdiyan akhan vich jhakdi kehndi hai. Sony malak dena agge nu vadhda hai. Iston pehlan ke usda lukk apni mummy di bund naal touch karda usda lun apni mummy de chitdan vich ja vajja.
"Hor aage ho.....thodha jeha......haan hor.....bass" Seema apni bund ucchi kardi hai te Sony da lun dona chitdan thani thalle nu janda hai fer oh agge vadhda hai. Hun usda lakk apni mummy di bund naal judh geya si te usda lun usde chitdan thani hunda hoya usdi fuddi te dastak den lagga.
"Ve tera pazama chubbhan deya aa.....tere pazame nu tudi laggi lagdi aa. Ehnu thalle kar nahi tan mere kand ladan lagg jani aa....." Seema apna munh modh ke sahmane kar laindi hai. Oh nahi chahundi si ke Sony sharam da mareya pazama thalle karan nu der kare. Uston hun sabar nahi ho reha si. Sony aukhe aukhe saah bharda apna pazama khich ke thalle kar denda hai te fer ton agge vadh apna lun mummy di bund vich dhakk denda hai. Usda dil thadd thadd usde sine vich vajj reha si. Lun jiven hi chitdan de thalleyon ragadh khanda aage nu geya tan achanak Sony nu jhatka lagga. Aje takk Seema ne salwar nahi lahi si par usda lun jiven nangi fuddi te ragadh kha reha si. Par eh kiven sambhav si. Seema ne hale vi salwar payi hoyi si. Achanak usnu apne lun de tope te gilla gilla mehsoos hunda hai. Usdi mummy di fuddi da pani si. Hun usnu samagh aa gayi. Seema ne apni salwar padi hoyi si. Sony da dil khush jo janda hai. Oh apne lun nu hilayunda lun nu fuddi de utte ragadada hai tan usda lun fuddi de bulla vichli leek de andar nu madha jeha janda hai. Fuddi chon dayi si. Usdi mummy chudwayun nu tedaf rehi si.
"Haye putt mainu garmi bahot lagdi aa......haye rabba main ki karan" Seema siskardi kehndi hai. Oh vi apni fuddi vaapas lun te ragadh rehi si. Sony da lun hor vi full ke mota ho geya si.
" haye putt kugh kar....garmi naal meri jaan nikalan dayi aa" Seema pathiyan te apne hath mazbooti naal tika apni fuddi nu lun de utte zor zor naal ragadadi hai.
"Main ki karan mummy.......Main Ki keran" is baar Sony vi sisak uthda hai. Usda lun fuddi de bullda nu cheerda madha jeha andar nu zor layunda hai.
"Haye ve putt tu hi tan karna sabh kugh.......tu hi karna putt" Seema ek hath thalle lija ke Sony de lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Mainu dasso mummy.....jive tusin kahoge ungh hi karanga....." Sony apni mummy de hath vich lun jande hi tedaf uthda hai. Seema apni bund hilayuni band kar dindi hai tan Sony vi ek mint layi ruk janda hai. Oh lun nu ghutt ke apni fuddi de bullan vich nishane te layundi hai.
"Mera keha mannega putt"
"Hanji mummy mannga...jive tusin kahoge uddan hi karanga"
"Ehnu dhakk de, dhakk de andar" Sony jo hale takk ek hath vich pathi fadhi khadha si chukk ke pathi pare sutt denda hai te dono hath Seema de lakk te rakh lakk nu hathan vich ghutt lainda haj te zor layunda hai. Lun da topa agle hi pal fuddi de andar pahunch janda hai.
"Haye rabba hayeee......." Seema de munho siski nikkal jandi hai.
"Mummy...hayee...." Seema di taight fuddi vich lun jandeya Sony vi karah utthda hai. Usnu kall vang apna lun jalda hoya mehsoos hon lagda hai.
"Hayee..... Dhakk de andar......hayeeeeee......haye rabba kinna mota aa...........hayyeeee.......varrde......varrde poora.......haye marrr gayi
..........ve ruk jaah...ruk jaah...." Seema saah lain lagdi hai. Lun inna mota si ke fuddi poori khol ke rakh ditti si. "Haye kinna ku baki aa........."
"Bass thodha jeha aa....mummy"
"" haye rabba.....ek tan mota inna aa.....utton lmba vi ena aa........varr de ...hauli hauli poora......hayyyeeee....hhhhaayyeee........rabbaaa uuffff"
"Varr geya poora mummy......" Lun poora varr jann te Sony nu thodha jeha sabar hoya. Hale takk tan lun chutta nahi si. Par fuddi di asli garmi hun usnu mehsoos ho rehi si.
"Haye rabba jaan kadh ditti meri........inna vadda kive kar leya tu....?"
"Aape ho geya mummy" Sony thodha jeha maan naal boleya. Usda lun inna vaddha hai ke usdi ma di bass ho gayi poora laindi di, is gall naal usda seena chaudha ho geya si.
"Ape ho geya da lagdeya, mera saah rok ditta......haye dekh tan dhunni takk varr geya andar mainu lagda......" Mote lun ne Seema nu khush kar ditta si baki oh thodha vadha chadha ke keh rehi si ke usde putt da honsla baneya rahe.
"Mummy...tuhadi kinni garam aa......haye agg vangu sek lagda aa mummy" Sony sachche dilo kehnda hai.
"Tu hun ape dekh leya na putt....eh garmi ne kiddan mere andar sada laya aa......haye kadh de garmi meri...kadhde....putt haye kugh kar.."
"Haye kiddan kaddha mummy.....kiddan kaddha mummy" Sony lun bahar kadh ke zor naal jhatka marda hai. Lun poora jadd takk vaapas fuddi vich vaar dinda hai. "Iddan kaddhan mummy..."
"Hayeeeee........iddan ee.....iddan ee kadh putt....haayyyyeeee" mummy di hallasheri mildeyan Sony dubara tagda ghassa marda hai. Ajj usdi poori takat usde lun vich aa gayi si jis naal oh apni mjmmy nu chod reha si. Sony zindgi vich pehli vaar fuddi maar reha si oh vi apni mummy di. Silk vargi mulayam gilli fuddi vich jadon lun andar bahar hon lagga tan usnu ena maza aaya ke usne lun khich khich ke andar bahar karna suru kar ditta.
"Hayyeeee.....hayyyeee.e.......hiiiiiii rabba......hayyeeeee....ve putttt...haayayyyeee......ve bada mota aa tera...haye......mar gayyyyiiii....haye......" Sony apni mummy de munho nikkaladiyan karahan sunn jiven hor josh vich aa geya si. Usne lun tope takk kadh kadh ke iddan de zordar ghasse mare ke har ghasse te Seema diyan akhan bahar aa jandiyan. Munda poore jodsh vich si. Seema nu mota lamba lun jinni takleef de reha si uston kayi guna vadh maza de reha si. Pathiyan nu ghutt ke fadhi oh ghodhi bann ke apne putt kolon fuddi marwayi ja rehi si. Dono garmi naal paniyo pani ho gaye sann.
"Aah le.....aah le........uunnnhh....uuunnhhhh" Sony hathan vich mummy da lakk ghutti poore zor naal ghasse maar reha si. "Aah le.......aah le..........hayee......aah le......."
"Hhhayyeeee...... marr gayi....haye...........haye meri fudddiiii......haye meri fudddi..........haye rabba......haye fatt gayi......haye putt hauli maar hauli maar.......haye meri fuddi......"Seema nu pata vi nahi si ke oh ki bol rehi hai. Fuddi nu ragadada lun iddan da maza de reha si jis bare usne siraf suneya si par oh maza leya aajj usne pehli bari si.
" aaahh le ....mummy........aah le.......ajj teri sari garmi kadh deni aa......." Sony har ghasse naal tez hunda ja reha si. Hun fuddi vi lun de hisab naal thodhi jehi khull gayi si te lun asani naal andar bahar hon laga si. Seema nu inna maza aa reha si ke oh tedaf rehi si. Usde munho karahan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun fadach fadach fuddi de andar bahar ho reha si. Sony nu hosh hi nahi si. Koyi veeh mint fuddi maran pichon usde lun ne pichkariyan marniyan suru kitiyan. Jadon takk oh chutteya usdi mummy do baar chutt chukki si.
Sony kinna chir mummy di pith te leteya reha. Bada thakk chukka si. Lun naram pai chukka si. Seema vi thakk gayi si. Dona de saahan di awaz poore kamre vich goonz rehi si. Koyi panj mint picho Sony hauli dena uttheya. Osda lun pluch karke mummy di fuddi cho bahar nikkal aaya. Poora lun veej te Seema di fuddi de pani naal gilla chamak reha si. Usne pazama uppar kar leya. Seema hale vi kafi taim utthe ghodhi bani khaloti rehi. Badi mushkil naal khadhi hoyi te vinga vinga turdi bathroom vall nu chali gayi. Patiyo salwar thani veej nikkal nikkal ke usde patta te vagg reha si.
Seema ne jandi ne balti pani di bhar ke sane kapdeyan pinde te payi te bathroom vich baith gayi. Hun usde saahan vich saah pain lagge sann. Ang ang dukhan lagg peya si. Usde putt ne usdi madhi halat kar ditti si. Thande pani ne usnu rahat ditti.
Pandra ko mint baad oh vaapas kamre vich gayi jithe Sony ek palli de utte lamma peya hoya si. Oh usde kol ja ke beh gayi te usdi chati te hath feran laggi.
"Haye rabba....ve putt tu ta dine tare dikha ditte ajj.....haye rabba...inni zor zor naal....meri tan bass kara ditti tu......"
Sony ne apni mummy vall muskra ke dekheya. Hun oh pehlan vang sharma nahi reha si.
"Hun tani garmi lagdi....." Usne hass ke keha.
"Garmi deya lagdeya mainu lagda si tu mera lakk ee tod dena aa ghasse maar maar ke" Seema diyan garam gallan sunn ke Sony nu apne lun vich fer ton harkat mehsoos hon laggi si.
"Fer hun garmi tan iddan nikkalani si, zor zor naal" Sony ne keha. Lun jaroor jagan lagg peya si.
"Pehlan vi kadi kise di garmi kaddi aa ke nahi" Seema ne pazame vich Sony de lun nu khadha hunde dekh leya si. Usnu vi apni fuddi vich sursuri jehi mehsoos hoyi.
"Nahi mummy, ajj pehli baar si" Sony ne keha. Usdiyan nazran Seema de sine te si jiste usne banh rakhi hoyi si.
"Pehli baar si....haye lagda tani si.....ghasse tan tu iddan maran deya si.......jiddan panj satt thokiyan hon....haye rabba meri tan dukhan dayi aa......" Seema ne putt nu apne sine vall ghakdeyan dekheya tan usne apne sine ton banh chukk ditti. "Ki dekhda..aa........hale tera dil ni bhareya......." Par Sony ton jwab na ditta geya. Oh tan bass apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si. Seema ne sane kapdeyan pinde te pani pa leya si. Us patle te gille suit thani usde mumme ingh dikhayi de rahe sann jive usne kugh paya hi na hove. Sony da lun kugh hi skinta vich phir ton poore rau vich aa geya si. Oh apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si te Seema putt de lun nu. Achanak Seema ne lattan khol dittiyan te hath naal pati salwar khich ke apni fuddi poori nangi kar ditti. Sony vi apni mummy di is harkat nu dekh chukka si. Par lamma peya hon karke oh usde pattan vich usdi fuddi nu dekh nahi sakda si.
"Chal uth ke baith hun putt. Ghar nu chaliye" Seema ne dunghe saah bhardi ne keha. Sony mummy da kehna mann ke utth tan khalota par ghar jaan layi nahi. Jive hi usdi nigha pati salwar vicho jhakdi apnj mummy di fuddi te gayi tan usda saah ruk geya. Lun phir ton patthar vang akadh chukka si. Chote chote balan vicho fuddi de mote gulabi bull jhank rahe sann. Sony ektakk apni mummy di fuddi nu dekhi ja reha si. Hun takk Seema di halat vi patli ho chukki si. Inni jabardasat chudayi ton baad usdi fuddi fer ton gilli ho chukki si te lun mang rehi si.
Achanak Seema utth ke khadhi ho gayi. "Chall ghar nu chaliye putt. Tera bhapa vi ayun wala aa" Seema ne keha. Sony utth ke khadha tan ho geya par kamre cho bahar jaan da sayad usda koyi irada nahi si.
"Hun ki ho geya...ghar ni jana.....bolda ni...kugh...." Seema mudh ke putt nu kehndi hai par oh kugh nahi bolda. Seema apna hath agge karke pazame de nefe vich varr usde akdeyo lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Hale ehda dhidd ni bhareya......"Seema pazame vich lun nu masladeyan kehndi hai. Sony fer bhi kugh na boleya. Seema lun nu fadi putt nu piche khicchdi vaapas pathiyan di gahoodi vall nu jandi hai.
" tera peo ayun wala aa....taim ho geya aa ohde ayun da" inna akh ke Seema pazame vicho hath kadh ke gahoodi de agge khadho ke vaapas ghodhi bann jandi hai. Ek hath apniyan lattan vicho kadh ke piche nu hilayundi hai tan Sony jhatt naal apna pazama neeva karke aage ho ke apna lun apni mummy de hath vich fada dinda hai.
"Jara jaldi jaldi kar....." Seema lun nu fuddi de bulla vich fasayundi hai "chall varr de cheti....." Usde kehan ton pehlan hi Sony ne lun agge nu dhakk ditta. "Pukkk' karke lun fuddi de andar dakhil ho geya. Seema ne siski le ke lun ton hath chukkeya te dono hath gahoodi te rakh apni bund uchchi kar layi. Sony ne vi apni mummy da luk hathan vich kass leya si.
" varr de poora........aaahahyyyeeeeeeee..... Rabbaaaaa........haye hauli hahli varrr"
"Ape kehndi cheti cheti varr"
"Haye marrrrr gayi ve kanjra.........hayyeee meri fudddddiiiiiiii....hayye rabbaaa......." Is baar Seema lun de poora andar varrdeyan hi cheekan maran lagg payi. Is baar Sonh ne vi koyi dhill nahi ditti. Bina ek pal gavayean usne apnj mummy nu chodna suru kar ditta. Ek baar mummy nu chodan ton baad hun osda himmat te honsla kayi guma vadh chukke sann. Ghasse te ghassa vajjan lagga. Seema di chondi fuddi cho vajjde ghasseyan naal fach fach di awaz gunjan laggi. Seema apne putt nu hor bi uksayun lag payi
"Haye maar ghassaa.......hun maar....haayyyeeeee rabbbbbaa.......maar zor naal.........hayeeee......maar maar.......haye meri fuddi ni bachdi........haye rabba.........chod...chod.....maar....."
Seema poori besharam bann chukki si. Oh jive chahundi si uven hi usda putt kari ja reha si. Usdiyan garam garam chondiyan galla jive Sony nu bhadka rahiyan sann. Oh hor bi khich khich ke ghasse maran lagg peya.
"Haye ve jalma.......haye maar ditta.......haye meri fuddi..........haye putt
.......chod main.....chod mainu........haye putt...chod apni mummy nu.....apne mote lun naal chod mainu.......iddan ee maar ghasse......chod apni mmmy nu chod...chod putt chod mainu........"
"Aah le.......aah le......mummmy..........haye teri garam fuddi chod chod ke thandi na kar ditti tan tu kahin"
"Tere peo ton ta hoyi ni......sari umar zor la ke dekh leya ohne....."
"Mainu bhapa na samagh.......dekhi main apne lun naal..... kiven tainu chodada..............teri sari garmi na kadh ditti tan tu ki ja janegj............teri fuddi chod chod ke padd ke na rakh ditti tan......." Sony dand peehnda unne zor zor naal ghasse maran lagga ke Seema layi tik ke khadhi rehna aukha ho geya.
"Ve hauli hajli maar.......inna zor vi na la......haye ve....putt....hauli....hauli.......haye mar gayi..... Haye rabba.... Haye rabba......haye meri......fuddi........"Seema diyan chekhan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun de inne zordar ghasseyan ne usdi halat madhi kar ditti. Oh putt agge vaste payundi rehi par oh na rukeya. Poora adha ghanta usne poore zor naal apni mummy nu thokeya. Khich khich ke ghasse mare. Akhir nu usda veej chutteya te Seema ne sukh da saah leya. Putt ne sachchi usnu dine tare dikha ditte sann. Do baar usdi hun fer ton pani kadh ditta si. Sony de chuttdeyan hi oh utthe hi dheh payi. Uston khadhe rehna vi aukha ho geya si.
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Seema jadon haweli de andar gayi tan Sony pachuyan nu patthe pa reha si. Seema shed de sahmane ja ke khadhi ho gayi jitthe Sony tokre bhar bhar ke khurli vich sutti ja reha si.
"Inna taim la ditta putt tu...main kaddi teri vaat dekhan dayi aa..."
"Bass mummy kamm nibbadh geya...main keha hun kamm nibedh ke challda aa....patthe kutar ditte aa....pchuyan nu pani bi pila ditta aa....bass hun patthe pa deyan fer tan sara din vehla aa...." Sony apni mummy vall na dekhda hoya boleya. Oh hale vi pichle din di vapri ghatna ton sharminda te sehmeya hoya si. Sayad ise layi Seema vall ju dekh gall nahi reha si.
"Badi kahli aa..... kite jana aa ajj" Seema hassdi joyi pucchdi hai. Sony de ingh nazran churayun naal oh samagh gayi si ke kall karke oh hale vi dareya hoya aa.
"Nahi mummy ....main bhala kitthe jana aa.....bass aah mausam kall da kkharab aa......Hune meenh aya ke hune aaya...ise layi main keha kamm nibedh dinda aa" Sony patthe pa ke bahan gharrda boleya.
"Accha.....chalo changa kita. Minh tan agg lagna painda ni bass baddalan ne dine raat kiti payi aa....tainu bhukkh tani laggi nahin tan pehlan ghar ja ke roti kha aande aa" Seema ne apni chunni laah ke shed de ek khunje tangdi ne keha.
"Nahi mummy, hale tani bhukkh laggi....koyi kamm aa" Sony ne dhadkade dil naal pucheya. Jive Seema ne haweli de andar varrdeyan gate band kar ditta si te hun apni chunni laah ke utthe tang ditti si us naal usnu fikar pai geya si ke kite hunn oh phir usnu andar pathiyan walan naa le jave. Oh kall vang ajj vi apni mummy agge namoshi nahi jhallni chahunda si.
"Kamm aa na....changa aa nale je tainu bhukh nahi laggi tan......pathiyan rakhniyan aa gahoodi te" Seema apni hiqq te hath ferdi kehndi hai. Sony ek pal layi apni ma vall nu dekhda hai te jadon usnu apne mummeyan te hath ferdi dekhda hai tan munh fer lainda hai.
"Hanji mummy...main ayunda aa" Sony dhadkade dil naal boleya. Akhir ohi hoya jis da usnu darr si. Oh rabb agge faryadan karan lagga ke ajj usda jaldi na chutte. Jinna oh andar jaan ton darr reha si unna hi usde dil vich khawahish vi si apni mummy nu chodan di.
"Hath pair changi teran naal dho ke aavi......kite tudi wale hath mere thalle la ditte tan sara din kand ladhdi rehni aa........" Seema hassdi hoyi kehndi hai. Asal vich oh apne putt de dil cho darr kadhna chahundi si. Oh usnu hass ke pyar naal galla kardi ishare naal samgha rehi si ke oh kall wali gall karke us naal gusse nahi hai.
"Jaldi aja nale...main jara suit badal lavan" Seema turdi jandi apne putt nu kehndi hai.
Sony apne hath pair dho ke kapde changi teran saaf karda utth ke kahdha hunda hai tan dekhda hai ke usda lun pazame vich poora akdeya peya si. Usne phir ton rabb agge ardas kiti ke ajj osda jaldi na chutte. Oh apne mani ingh ardas kar reha si jive hath jodh ke rabb ton apni mummy no chodan layi madad mang reha hove.
Sony hale kamre de andar varreya hi si ke usnu apni mummy de pairan di khadak sunayi ditti. Oh aa rehi si. Usda lun pent vich hor bi akadh geya si. Oh bhaven mummy chodan ton darr reha si par usda lun poora tyar si. Sony gahoodi de saane khadota si jadd Seema kamre vich dakhil ho gayi. Sony ne nazar tirchi karke dekheya tan usde pazame vich usde lun ne bada zordar jhatka mareya. Seema apna suit da thallda ladd apne danda vich fasayi hathan vich salwar da nala fadd ke khaloti si. Sony diyan nasan vich khoon ubale khaan lagga. Seema de suit ingh uppar nu chukkan naal usda poora pet nanga si, usde mummeyan takk. Utton oh salwar de nefe nu poora dhilla karke usnu hathan vich ghuma rehi si. Oh nala kassdi fer ton dhilla kar laindi. Nefa khol ke oh andar jhakan laggi.
"Ajj kinni garmi aa na....mainu bahli garmi laggan dayi aa" Seema utthe hathan vich nefa dhilla karke salwar nu fadi putt nu kehndi hai. Us vele je Sony apni ma di salwar vich jhakda tan usnu apni mummy di fuddi ton le ke usde patt takk poore nazar aa jane si par Sony nu inni sharam aa rehi si ke usdi himmat na hoyi.
"Haye rabba.....haye garmi ne tan jaan kaddhi payi aa" Seema hassdi hoyi salwar da nala banndi hoyi boli. Usne Sony de pazame mohre bane tent vich jhatke maarde usde lun nu dekh leya si. Oh jinna apne putt nu garam karna chahundi si unna oh garam kar chukki si. Sachmuch Sony hun kaam vasna vich tapp reha si. Usnu apne dil da darr kafi hadd takk bhull chukka si. Oh tan hun apne pazame vich apne patthar varge akde lode da kugh karna chahunda si.
Seema nala bann ke agge gahudi kol ja ke khadhi hundi aa. Oh apne lakk de barobar pathiyan chukk thalle sutt dendi aa. Phir oh jhuk ke us jegah utthe rakhdi haj jitthon pathiyan chukkiyan sann. Kamm bilkul sett si. Utthe ise teran hath rakh ke oh apne pair piche nu karan lagdi hai. Pair kafi door piche nu karke oh apne hath gahoodi te tika ke thalle nu jhukk jandi hai. Oh poori ghodhi bann gayi si. Phir oh apniyan lattan chaudhiyan kardi hai te pichche khadhe apne putt nu awaz mardi hai.
"Aaja hun...ke sara din utthe hi khadhe rehna aa" Sony vi bulave da hi jntezar ka reha si. Oh agge vadh ke apni ma de piche khadha ho janda hai. Usda lakk ain Seema di bund de piche si bass masa ko farak si.
"Leya pathi fada hun, ki kari janda tu jaldi kar" Seema Sony de chehre vall dekhdi kehndi hai. Sony thalle jhuk ke pathi chukkda hai. Jado oh agge hath karke fadayunda hai tan Seema pathi nahi fadhdi.
"Ve agge nu tan ho, ki kari jana tu....mera hath nahi pahunchada....aganh nu ho" Seema usdiyan akhan vich jhakdi kehndi hai. Sony malak dena agge nu vadhda hai. Iston pehlan ke usda lukk apni mummy di bund naal touch karda usda lun apni mummy de chitdan vich ja vajja.
"Hor aage ho.....thodha jeha......haan hor.....bass" Seema apni bund ucchi kardi hai te Sony da lun dona chitdan thani thalle nu janda hai fer oh agge vadhda hai. Hun usda lakk apni mummy di bund naal judh geya si te usda lun usde chitdan thani hunda hoya usdi fuddi te dastak den lagga.
"Ve tera pazama chubbhan deya aa.....tere pazame nu tudi laggi lagdi aa. Ehnu thalle kar nahi tan mere kand ladan lagg jani aa....." Seema apna munh modh ke sahmane kar laindi hai. Oh nahi chahundi si ke Sony sharam da mareya pazama thalle karan nu der kare. Uston hun sabar nahi ho reha si. Sony aukhe aukhe saah bharda apna pazama khich ke thalle kar denda hai te fer ton agge vadh apna lun mummy di bund vich dhakk denda hai. Usda dil thadd thadd usde sine vich vajj reha si. Lun jiven hi chitdan de thalleyon ragadh khanda aage nu geya tan achanak Sony nu jhatka lagga. Aje takk Seema ne salwar nahi lahi si par usda lun jiven nangi fuddi te ragadh kha reha si. Par eh kiven sambhav si. Seema ne hale vi salwar payi hoyi si. Achanak usnu apne lun de tope te gilla gilla mehsoos hunda hai. Usdi mummy di fuddi da pani si. Hun usnu samagh aa gayi. Seema ne apni salwar padi hoyi si. Sony da dil khush jo janda hai. Oh apne lun nu hilayunda lun nu fuddi de utte ragadada hai tan usda lun fuddi de bulla vichli leek de andar nu madha jeha janda hai. Fuddi chon dayi si. Usdi mummy chudwayun nu tedaf rehi si.
"Haye putt mainu garmi bahot lagdi aa......haye rabba main ki karan" Seema siskardi kehndi hai. Oh vi apni fuddi vaapas lun te ragadh rehi si. Sony da lun hor vi full ke mota ho geya si.
" haye putt kugh kar....garmi naal meri jaan nikalan dayi aa" Seema pathiyan te apne hath mazbooti naal tika apni fuddi nu lun de utte zor zor naal ragadadi hai.
"Main ki karan mummy.......Main Ki keran" is baar Sony vi sisak uthda hai. Usda lun fuddi de bullda nu cheerda madha jeha andar nu zor layunda hai.
"Haye ve putt tu hi tan karna sabh kugh.......tu hi karna putt" Seema ek hath thalle lija ke Sony de lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Mainu dasso mummy.....jive tusin kahoge ungh hi karanga....." Sony apni mummy de hath vich lun jande hi tedaf uthda hai. Seema apni bund hilayuni band kar dindi hai tan Sony vi ek mint layi ruk janda hai. Oh lun nu ghutt ke apni fuddi de bullan vich nishane te layundi hai.
"Mera keha mannega putt"
"Hanji mummy mannga...jive tusin kahoge uddan hi karanga"
"Ehnu dhakk de, dhakk de andar" Sony jo hale takk ek hath vich pathi fadhi khadha si chukk ke pathi pare sutt denda hai te dono hath Seema de lakk te rakh lakk nu hathan vich ghutt lainda haj te zor layunda hai. Lun da topa agle hi pal fuddi de andar pahunch janda hai.
"Haye rabba hayeee......." Seema de munho siski nikkal jandi hai.
"Mummy...hayee...." Seema di taight fuddi vich lun jandeya Sony vi karah utthda hai. Usnu kall vang apna lun jalda hoya mehsoos hon lagda hai.
"Hayee..... Dhakk de andar......hayeeeeee......haye rabba kinna mota aa...........hayyeeee.......varrde......varrde poora.......haye marrr gayi
..........ve ruk jaah...ruk jaah...." Seema saah lain lagdi hai. Lun inna mota si ke fuddi poori khol ke rakh ditti si. "Haye kinna ku baki aa........."
"Bass thodha jeha aa....mummy"
"" haye rabba.....ek tan mota inna aa.....utton lmba vi ena aa........varr de ...hauli hauli poora......hayyyeeee....hhhhaayyeee........rabbaaa uuffff"
"Varr geya poora mummy......" Lun poora varr jann te Sony nu thodha jeha sabar hoya. Hale takk tan lun chutta nahi si. Par fuddi di asli garmi hun usnu mehsoos ho rehi si.
"Haye rabba jaan kadh ditti meri........inna vadda kive kar leya tu....?"
"Aape ho geya mummy" Sony thodha jeha maan naal boleya. Usda lun inna vaddha hai ke usdi ma di bass ho gayi poora laindi di, is gall naal usda seena chaudha ho geya si.
"Ape ho geya da lagdeya, mera saah rok ditta......haye dekh tan dhunni takk varr geya andar mainu lagda......" Mote lun ne Seema nu khush kar ditta si baki oh thodha vadha chadha ke keh rehi si ke usde putt da honsla baneya rahe.
"Mummy...tuhadi kinni garam aa......haye agg vangu sek lagda aa mummy" Sony sachche dilo kehnda hai.
"Tu hun ape dekh leya na putt....eh garmi ne kiddan mere andar sada laya aa......haye kadh de garmi meri...kadhde....putt haye kugh kar.."
"Haye kiddan kaddha mummy.....kiddan kaddha mummy" Sony lun bahar kadh ke zor naal jhatka marda hai. Lun poora jadd takk vaapas fuddi vich vaar dinda hai. "Iddan kaddhan mummy..."
"Hayeeeee........iddan ee.....iddan ee kadh putt....haayyyyeeee" mummy di hallasheri mildeyan Sony dubara tagda ghassa marda hai. Ajj usdi poori takat usde lun vich aa gayi si jis naal oh apni mjmmy nu chod reha si. Sony zindgi vich pehli vaar fuddi maar reha si oh vi apni mummy di. Silk vargi mulayam gilli fuddi vich jadon lun andar bahar hon lagga tan usnu ena maza aaya ke usne lun khich khich ke andar bahar karna suru kar ditta.
"Hayyeeee.....hayyyeee.e.......hiiiiiii rabba......hayyeeeee....ve putttt...haayayyyeee......ve bada mota aa tera...haye......mar gayyyyiiii....haye......" Sony apni mummy de munho nikkaladiyan karahan sunn jiven hor josh vich aa geya si. Usne lun tope takk kadh kadh ke iddan de zordar ghasse mare ke har ghasse te Seema diyan akhan bahar aa jandiyan. Munda poore jodsh vich si. Seema nu mota lamba lun jinni takleef de reha si uston kayi guna vadh maza de reha si. Pathiyan nu ghutt ke fadhi oh ghodhi bann ke apne putt kolon fuddi marwayi ja rehi si. Dono garmi naal paniyo pani ho gaye sann.
"Aah le.....aah le........uunnnhh....uuunnhhhh" Sony hathan vich mummy da lakk ghutti poore zor naal ghasse maar reha si. "Aah le.......aah le..........hayee......aah le......."
"Hhhayyeeee...... marr gayi....haye...........haye meri fudddiiii......haye meri fudddi..........haye rabba......haye fatt gayi......haye putt hauli maar hauli maar.......haye meri fuddi......"Seema nu pata vi nahi si ke oh ki bol rehi hai. Fuddi nu ragadada lun iddan da maza de reha si jis bare usne siraf suneya si par oh maza leya aajj usne pehli bari si.
" aaahh le ....mummy........aah le.......ajj teri sari garmi kadh deni aa......." Sony har ghasse naal tez hunda ja reha si. Hun fuddi vi lun de hisab naal thodhi jehi khull gayi si te lun asani naal andar bahar hon laga si. Seema nu inna maza aa reha si ke oh tedaf rehi si. Usde munho karahan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun fadach fadach fuddi de andar bahar ho reha si. Sony nu hosh hi nahi si. Koyi veeh mint fuddi maran pichon usde lun ne pichkariyan marniyan suru kitiyan. Jadon takk oh chutteya usdi mummy do baar chutt chukki si.
Sony kinna chir mummy di pith te leteya reha. Bada thakk chukka si. Lun naram pai chukka si. Seema vi thakk gayi si. Dona de saahan di awaz poore kamre vich goonz rehi si. Koyi panj mint picho Sony hauli dena uttheya. Osda lun pluch karke mummy di fuddi cho bahar nikkal aaya. Poora lun veej te Seema di fuddi de pani naal gilla chamak reha si. Usne pazama uppar kar leya. Seema hale vi kafi taim utthe ghodhi bani khaloti rehi. Badi mushkil naal khadhi hoyi te vinga vinga turdi bathroom vall nu chali gayi. Patiyo salwar thani veej nikkal nikkal ke usde patta te vagg reha si.
Seema ne jandi ne balti pani di bhar ke sane kapdeyan pinde te payi te bathroom vich baith gayi. Hun usde saahan vich saah pain lagge sann. Ang ang dukhan lagg peya si. Usde putt ne usdi madhi halat kar ditti si. Thande pani ne usnu rahat ditti.
Pandra ko mint baad oh vaapas kamre vich gayi jithe Sony ek palli de utte lamma peya hoya si. Oh usde kol ja ke beh gayi te usdi chati te hath feran laggi.
"Haye rabba....ve putt tu ta dine tare dikha ditte ajj.....haye rabba...inni zor zor naal....meri tan bass kara ditti tu......"
Sony ne apni mummy vall muskra ke dekheya. Hun oh pehlan vang sharma nahi reha si.
"Hun tani garmi lagdi....." Usne hass ke keha.
"Garmi deya lagdeya mainu lagda si tu mera lakk ee tod dena aa ghasse maar maar ke" Seema diyan garam gallan sunn ke Sony nu apne lun vich fer ton harkat mehsoos hon laggi si.
"Fer hun garmi tan iddan nikkalani si, zor zor naal" Sony ne keha. Lun jaroor jagan lagg peya si.
"Pehlan vi kadi kise di garmi kaddi aa ke nahi" Seema ne pazame vich Sony de lun nu khadha hunde dekh leya si. Usnu vi apni fuddi vich sursuri jehi mehsoos hoyi.
"Nahi mummy, ajj pehli baar si" Sony ne keha. Usdiyan nazran Seema de sine te si jiste usne banh rakhi hoyi si.
"Pehli baar si....haye lagda tani si.....ghasse tan tu iddan maran deya si.......jiddan panj satt thokiyan hon....haye rabba meri tan dukhan dayi aa......" Seema ne putt nu apne sine vall ghakdeyan dekheya tan usne apne sine ton banh chukk ditti. "Ki dekhda..aa........hale tera dil ni bhareya......." Par Sony ton jwab na ditta geya. Oh tan bass apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si. Seema ne sane kapdeyan pinde te pani pa leya si. Us patle te gille suit thani usde mumme ingh dikhayi de rahe sann jive usne kugh paya hi na hove. Sony da lun kugh hi skinta vich phir ton poore rau vich aa geya si. Oh apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si te Seema putt de lun nu. Achanak Seema ne lattan khol dittiyan te hath naal pati salwar khich ke apni fuddi poori nangi kar ditti. Sony vi apni mummy di is harkat nu dekh chukka si. Par lamma peya hon karke oh usde pattan vich usdi fuddi nu dekh nahi sakda si.
"Chal uth ke baith hun putt. Ghar nu chaliye" Seema ne dunghe saah bhardi ne keha. Sony mummy da kehna mann ke utth tan khalota par ghar jaan layi nahi. Jive hi usdi nigha pati salwar vicho jhakdi apnj mummy di fuddi te gayi tan usda saah ruk geya. Lun phir ton patthar vang akadh chukka si. Chote chote balan vicho fuddi de mote gulabi bull jhank rahe sann. Sony ektakk apni mummy di fuddi nu dekhi ja reha si. Hun takk Seema di halat vi patli ho chukki si. Inni jabardasat chudayi ton baad usdi fuddi fer ton gilli ho chukki si te lun mang rehi si.
Achanak Seema utth ke khadhi ho gayi. "Chall ghar nu chaliye putt. Tera bhapa vi ayun wala aa" Seema ne keha. Sony utth ke khadha tan ho geya par kamre cho bahar jaan da sayad usda koyi irada nahi si.
"Hun ki ho geya...ghar ni jana.....bolda ni...kugh...." Seema mudh ke putt nu kehndi hai par oh kugh nahi bolda. Seema apna hath agge karke pazame de nefe vich varr usde akdeyo lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Hale ehda dhidd ni bhareya......"Seema pazame vich lun nu masladeyan kehndi hai. Sony fer bhi kugh na boleya. Seema lun nu fadi putt nu piche khicchdi vaapas pathiyan di gahoodi vall nu jandi hai.
" tera peo ayun wala aa....taim ho geya aa ohde ayun da" inna akh ke Seema pazame vicho hath kadh ke gahoodi de agge khadho ke vaapas ghodhi bann jandi hai. Ek hath apniyan lattan vicho kadh ke piche nu hilayundi hai tan Sony jhatt naal apna pazama neeva karke aage ho ke apna lun apni mummy de hath vich fada dinda hai.
"Jara jaldi jaldi kar....." Seema lun nu fuddi de bulla vich fasayundi hai "chall varr de cheti....." Usde kehan ton pehlan hi Sony ne lun agge nu dhakk ditta. "Pukkk' karke lun fuddi de andar dakhil ho geya. Seema ne siski le ke lun ton hath chukkeya te dono hath gahoodi te rakh apni bund uchchi kar layi. Sony ne vi apni mummy da luk hathan vich kass leya si.
" varr de poora........aaahahyyyeeeeeeee..... Rabbaaaaa........haye hauli hahli varrr"
"Ape kehndi cheti cheti varr"
"Haye marrrrr gayi ve kanjra.........hayyeee meri fudddddiiiiiiii....hayye rabbaaa......." Is baar Seema lun de poora andar varrdeyan hi cheekan maran lagg payi. Is baar Sonh ne vi koyi dhill nahi ditti. Bina ek pal gavayean usne apnj mummy nu chodna suru kar ditta. Ek baar mummy nu chodan ton baad hun osda himmat te honsla kayi guma vadh chukke sann. Ghasse te ghassa vajjan lagga. Seema di chondi fuddi cho vajjde ghasseyan naal fach fach di awaz gunjan laggi. Seema apne putt nu hor bi uksayun lag payi
"Haye maar ghassaa.......hun maar....haayyyeeeee rabbbbbaa.......maar zor naal.........hayeeee......maar maar.......haye meri fuddi ni bachdi........haye rabba.........chod...chod.....maar....."
Seema poori besharam bann chukki si. Oh jive chahundi si uven hi usda putt kari ja reha si. Usdiyan garam garam chondiyan galla jive Sony nu bhadka rahiyan sann. Oh hor bi khich khich ke ghasse maran lagg peya.
"Haye ve jalma.......haye maar ditta.......haye meri fuddi..........haye putt
.......chod main.....chod mainu........haye putt...chod apni mummy nu.....apne mote lun naal chod mainu.......iddan ee maar ghasse......chod apni mmmy nu chod...chod putt chod mainu........"
"Aah le.......aah le......mummmy..........haye teri garam fuddi chod chod ke thandi na kar ditti tan tu kahin"
"Tere peo ton ta hoyi ni......sari umar zor la ke dekh leya ohne....."
"Mainu bhapa na samagh.......dekhi main apne lun naal..... kiven tainu chodada..............teri sari garmi na kadh ditti tan tu ki ja janegj............teri fuddi chod chod ke padd ke na rakh ditti tan......." Sony dand peehnda unne zor zor naal ghasse maran lagga ke Seema layi tik ke khadhi rehna aukha ho geya.
"Ve hauli hajli maar.......inna zor vi na la......haye ve....putt....hauli....hauli.......haye mar gayi..... Haye rabba.... Haye rabba......haye meri......fuddi........"Seema diyan chekhan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun de inne zordar ghasseyan ne usdi halat madhi kar ditti. Oh putt agge vaste payundi rehi par oh na rukeya. Poora adha ghanta usne poore zor naal apni mummy nu thokeya. Khich khich ke ghasse mare. Akhir nu usda veej chutteya te Seema ne sukh da saah leya. Putt ne sachchi usnu dine tare dikha ditte sann. Do baar usdi hun fer ton pani kadh ditta si. Sony de chuttdeyan hi oh utthe hi dheh payi. Uston khadhe rehna vi aukha ho geya si.
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" mummy....ki gall...tusin theek tan ho" inna taim baad vi jadd Seema ne akhan nahi kholiyan tan Sony ghabra uttheya. Sony di awaz sunn Seema ne akhan kholiyan. Usde bulla te halki jehi muskrahat aa gayi.
"Theek kahdi....kanjra ghasse maar maar ke mere anjar panjar dhille kar ditte....hun puchda akhe mummy tu theek tan hai.......chal utha mainu.....hath fadh mera...haye.....rabba........" Seema ne banh uppar nu kiti tan Sony ne usnu sahara de ke khadhi kita.
"Main suit pa ke ayundi aa.......haye rabba......lattan bhar ni jhalldiya..........chal motorcycle bahar kadh.....tere peo da ni pata kehde vele aa dhuke" Seema dusre kamre vaal jandi kehndi hai.
Sony motorcycle haweli de gate de bahar khadha kar dinda hai. Baddal hor vi kale ho gaye sann. Madhi madhi thandi hawa chall rehi si. Lagda si jive kite meenh varr ke hateya hove. Seema vinga jeha tur rehi si. Haweli da gate band karke oh motorcycle de pichche baithan lagdi hai.
"Hayeeeeee....." Seema bull ghutt ke siski bhardi hai.
"Ki joya mummy?" Sony motorcycle toran lagga puchchda hai
"Meri bund vich inni darad hon dayi aa metho tan motorcycle te baitheya vi nahi janda.......haye rabba" Seema nu sachi bund vich chees mehsoos ho rehi si.
Sony kugh na bolda motorcycle tor lainda hai. Jis besharmi naal Seema ne apni bund da zikar kita si usde lun ne phir ton jagna suru kar ditta si. Do baar usda poora zor lagg chukka si par lagda si usdi mummy usde lun nu chain nahi ayun den wali si. Udhar Seema ne motorcycle te baith apna khabba hath chukk ke Sony de modhe te rakh dindi hai te sajja hath usde patt te. Apna munh agge karke Sony de kann kol badi hauli dena kehndi hai.
"Ajj tan lagda tu kall wali kasar vi kadh ditti aa........ve tainu apni mummy te taras na aaya" Seema ulahama den di bajaye jive usnu fer ton garam karan laggi si.
"Tuhi kehndi si zor zor naal maar ghasse.......hun ki hoya......nale maza laina tan phir thodhi bahti takleef tan jhallni paini aa" Sony apne andar bahut maan mehsoos kar reha si. Apni mummy chodan ton pehlan chuhe vang darr reha si te hun sher bann chukka si.
"Bahut galla ayundiyan na tainu.....Koyi gall ni putt........hun ni main tenu dindi......hun mutth maar ke sari.........." Seema pazame utton Sony de lun nu fadh ke chadd dendi hai. Gali vich door Niranjan khadha dikhayi de reha si.
"Ve kanjra aah tera lun tan fer khadha hon diya aa....ve sharam kar kugh.......do baar fuddi maar ke vi eh thakkeya ni" Seema di apni fuddi fer ton gilli hon laggi si.
"Eh ni thakkda. Nale tainu main keha si na mainu bhape vang na samghi teti garmi kadh ke chaddu " Seema putt nu kugh sunayun wali hi si ke motorcycle Niranjan de kol pahunch chukka si, Seema chupp kar jandi hai.
Niranjan kabildari cho usda jeth si, jadd di veyahi aayi si uste tarayiyan maarda reha si. Par Seema usde hath nahi aayi si par usne koshish ajj takk nahi chaddi si. Hun vi oh Seema nu putt naal motorcycle te baithi dekhda hai tan muchcha marodan lagda hai.
"Kanjar......haramzada na hove tan.......sari umar langh gayi par eh na hateya" Seema gusse naal boli
"Ki hoya mummy, tuhanu tang karda aa eh?" Sony jara gusse naal boleya. Usne apne ghar vall jaan wali gali nu motorcycle modh leya si.
"Ene ki karna tang mainu...........mainu chodan de supne dekhda aa, par ehde supne supne hi reh jane aa" Seema sony di pith te hath ferdi kehndi hai.
"Je jeyada gall hai tan dasso main ehnu edan soot karun mudhke akh chukk ke ni dekhunga bhenchod" Sony da khoon khol uttheya si. Koyi usdi mummy nu gandi nazar naal dekhe eh gall oh bardashat nahi kar sakda si. Seema di fuddi te siraf te siraf usde lun da hi haqq si.
"Na tu kahnu gussa karda.....ehde varge itthe chatti ture firde aa" Motorcycle haweli de kol pahunch chukka si.
"Mummy gate khulaa aa" Sony di gall sunn ke Seema hairan ho gayi si. Dono sochan lagge eh kehda aa ageya dopehar vele. Par jiven hi motorcycle andar geya dono de hosh urr gaye. Uhna di jeep andar vehde vich khadhi si. Usda ghar wala aa chukka si.
"Motorcycle la ke kappde badal ke aavi. Tera pazama mohreyon sara libbdeya peya aa"
Seema da gharwala uhna de kamre vich lamma peya si. Lagda si lammi vaat karke thakk chukka si.
"Adha ghanta ho geya mainu aaye nu, kithe gaye si?" Oh thodha gusse vich boleya.
"Kitthe jana asin bhala. Haweli gaye si, pachuyan pani pilayun te patthe payun." Seema gharwale de kol behndi kehndi hai. Dono gallan karan lagde hann jadd nu Sony kahli naal naha ke kapde badal ke aa janda hai.
"Jiyunda reh putt. Hor sabh theek aa." Sony jiven hi pairin hath layunda hai ta usda peo bol uthda hai.
"Hanji bhapa ji sabh theek aa" Sony peo de kol ek kursi te baith janda hai.
"Ki gall putt bada thakkeya thakkeya lagg reha aa?"
"Thakkna ee si bechare ne. Kinna kamm kita saver da... pata ni tuhanu. Trali patheyan di vadd ke leyandi, kutre, phir pachuyan nu nalayeya, pani daheya, patthe paye, saver de ne saah ni leya, bada kamm kita ajj mere putt ne." Sony de jwab den ton pehlan hi Seema bol utthi si. Oh kursi te baithe apne putt de kol jandi hai tan usde balan vich hath ferdi hai. Sony chehra uppar chukkda hai tan oh usnu akh mardi hai. Ma putt dona de bullan te muskan aa jandi hai.
"Tainu ki lod si inna kamm karan di, main ajj aa hi jana si. Tu bass apni padhayi da dheyan kar. Jaah nale aram kar. Roti khadhi aa ke nahi."
"Main banayundi aa. Tusin vi khani huni aa. Main madha jeha pinde te pani pa lavan fer roti te chah banayundi aa" Seema akhdi bathroom vall nu tur paindi hai te Sony apne kamre vall nu.
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" mummy....ki gall...tusin theek tan ho" inna taim baad vi jadd Seema ne akhan nahi kholiyan tan Sony ghabra uttheya. Sony di awaz sunn Seema ne akhan kholiyan. Usde bulla te halki jehi muskrahat aa gayi.
"Theek kahdi....kanjra ghasse maar maar ke mere anjar panjar dhille kar ditte....hun puchda akhe mummy tu theek tan hai.......chal utha mainu.....hath fadh mera...haye.....rabba........" Seema ne banh uppar nu kiti tan Sony ne usnu sahara de ke khadhi kita.
"Main suit pa ke ayundi aa.......haye rabba......lattan bhar ni jhalldiya..........chal motorcycle bahar kadh.....tere peo da ni pata kehde vele aa dhuke" Seema dusre kamre vaal jandi kehndi hai.
Sony motorcycle haweli de gate de bahar khadha kar dinda hai. Baddal hor vi kale ho gaye sann. Madhi madhi thandi hawa chall rehi si. Lagda si jive kite meenh varr ke hateya hove. Seema vinga jeha tur rehi si. Haweli da gate band karke oh motorcycle de pichche baithan lagdi hai.
"Hayeeeeee....." Seema bull ghutt ke siski bhardi hai.
"Ki joya mummy?" Sony motorcycle toran lagga puchchda hai
"Meri bund vich inni darad hon dayi aa metho tan motorcycle te baitheya vi nahi janda.......haye rabba" Seema nu sachi bund vich chees mehsoos ho rehi si.
Sony kugh na bolda motorcycle tor lainda hai. Jis besharmi naal Seema ne apni bund da zikar kita si usde lun ne phir ton jagna suru kar ditta si. Do baar usda poora zor lagg chukka si par lagda si usdi mummy usde lun nu chain nahi ayun den wali si. Udhar Seema ne motorcycle te baith apna khabba hath chukk ke Sony de modhe te rakh dindi hai te sajja hath usde patt te. Apna munh agge karke Sony de kann kol badi hauli dena kehndi hai.
"Ajj tan lagda tu kall wali kasar vi kadh ditti aa........ve tainu apni mummy te taras na aaya" Seema ulahama den di bajaye jive usnu fer ton garam karan laggi si.
"Tuhi kehndi si zor zor naal maar ghasse.......hun ki hoya......nale maza laina tan phir thodhi bahti takleef tan jhallni paini aa" Sony apne andar bahut maan mehsoos kar reha si. Apni mummy chodan ton pehlan chuhe vang darr reha si te hun sher bann chukka si.
"Bahut galla ayundiyan na tainu.....Koyi gall ni putt........hun ni main tenu dindi......hun mutth maar ke sari.........." Seema pazame utton Sony de lun nu fadh ke chadd dendi hai. Gali vich door Niranjan khadha dikhayi de reha si.
"Ve kanjra aah tera lun tan fer khadha hon diya aa....ve sharam kar kugh.......do baar fuddi maar ke vi eh thakkeya ni" Seema di apni fuddi fer ton gilli hon laggi si.
"Eh ni thakkda. Nale tainu main keha si na mainu bhape vang na samghi teti garmi kadh ke chaddu " Seema putt nu kugh sunayun wali hi si ke motorcycle Niranjan de kol pahunch chukka si, Seema chupp kar jandi hai.
Niranjan kabildari cho usda jeth si, jadd di veyahi aayi si uste tarayiyan maarda reha si. Par Seema usde hath nahi aayi si par usne koshish ajj takk nahi chaddi si. Hun vi oh Seema nu putt naal motorcycle te baithi dekhda hai tan muchcha marodan lagda hai.
"Kanjar......haramzada na hove tan.......sari umar langh gayi par eh na hateya" Seema gusse naal boli
"Ki hoya mummy, tuhanu tang karda aa eh?" Sony jara gusse naal boleya. Usne apne ghar vall jaan wali gali nu motorcycle modh leya si.
"Ene ki karna tang mainu...........mainu chodan de supne dekhda aa, par ehde supne supne hi reh jane aa" Seema sony di pith te hath ferdi kehndi hai.
"Je jeyada gall hai tan dasso main ehnu edan soot karun mudhke akh chukk ke ni dekhunga bhenchod" Sony da khoon khol uttheya si. Koyi usdi mummy nu gandi nazar naal dekhe eh gall oh bardashat nahi kar sakda si. Seema di fuddi te siraf te siraf usde lun da hi haqq si.
"Na tu kahnu gussa karda.....ehde varge itthe chatti ture firde aa" Motorcycle haweli de kol pahunch chukka si.
"Mummy gate khulaa aa" Sony di gall sunn ke Seema hairan ho gayi si. Dono sochan lagge eh kehda aa ageya dopehar vele. Par jiven hi motorcycle andar geya dono de hosh urr gaye. Uhna di jeep andar vehde vich khadhi si. Usda ghar wala aa chukka si.
"Motorcycle la ke kappde badal ke aavi. Tera pazama mohreyon sara libbdeya peya aa"
Seema da gharwala uhna de kamre vich lamma peya si. Lagda si lammi vaat karke thakk chukka si.
"Adha ghanta ho geya mainu aaye nu, kithe gaye si?" Oh thodha gusse vich boleya.
"Kitthe jana asin bhala. Haweli gaye si, pachuyan pani pilayun te patthe payun." Seema gharwale de kol behndi kehndi hai. Dono gallan karan lagde hann jadd nu Sony kahli naal naha ke kapde badal ke aa janda hai.
"Jiyunda reh putt. Hor sabh theek aa." Sony jiven hi pairin hath layunda hai ta usda peo bol uthda hai.
"Hanji bhapa ji sabh theek aa" Sony peo de kol ek kursi te baith janda hai.
"Ki gall putt bada thakkeya thakkeya lagg reha aa?"
"Thakkna ee si bechare ne. Kinna kamm kita saver da... pata ni tuhanu. Trali patheyan di vadd ke leyandi, kutre, phir pachuyan nu nalayeya, pani daheya, patthe paye, saver de ne saah ni leya, bada kamm kita ajj mere putt ne." Sony de jwab den ton pehlan hi Seema bol utthi si. Oh kursi te baithe apne putt de kol jandi hai tan usde balan vich hath ferdi hai. Sony chehra uppar chukkda hai tan oh usnu akh mardi hai. Ma putt dona de bullan te muskan aa jandi hai.
"Tainu ki lod si inna kamm karan di, main ajj aa hi jana si. Tu bass apni padhayi da dheyan kar. Jaah nale aram kar. Roti khadhi aa ke nahi."
"Main banayundi aa. Tusin vi khani huni aa. Main madha jeha pinde te pani pa lavan fer roti te chah banayundi aa" Seema akhdi bathroom vall nu tur paindi hai te Sony apne kamre vall nu.
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"Mummy ......mummy......hayeeeee......." Sony de munho krahan nikkal rahiyan sann te usde lun cho veeraj jisne usdi mummy di fuddi poori bhar ditti si. Hauli hauli lun cho veeraj nikalana band ho geya te Sony de munho nikalan waliyan krahan vi.
Kinna chir dono ma putt usi halat vich khadhe rahe. Koyi vi hill nahi reha si na hi dona chon koyi kugh bol reha si. Kamre vich ingh chupp chayi hoyi si jiven uthe koyi hove hi na. Dono man putt hairan sann. Akhir eh ki vapreya. Seema hale vi ghodhi bani hoyi si. Usdi fuddi putt de garam gadhe veej naal bhar ke hor vi garam ho gayi si. Oh chudwayun layi mari ja rehi si. Us vele usde dilo dimag vich eho si ke koyi usnu dil khol ke chode, usdi fuddi mare par usde putt da lun tan chutt chukka si. Oh tan hale fuddi vich poora vadeya vi nahi si. Usde har ang vich cheesan utth rahiya sann. Fuddi di garmi ne usde sochan samaghan di shakti jive khatam kar ditti si. Usne inna vadda kadam chukkeya. Khud apni salwar khol ke apne putt da lun khud hath fadh ke apni fudddi vich paya si par fayda ki hoya? Oh hun kare tan ki kare?
Eho swal is waqat Sony de dimagh vich gunj reha si. "Oh hun kare tan ki kare?" Usdi ma usde sahmane salwar khol ke ghodhi bani si, usdi bund hale bi usdiya akhan sahmane poori nangi si. Dono gol chitad dudh vangra chitte sann. Uhna de vicho usdi bund da tight chek nazar aa reha si. Seema di nangi bund dekh ke kise namarad da vi lun khadha ho janda par usde putt da ta adhvate hi chutt geya si. Inne dina ton oh apni ma nu chodan layi tedaf reha si te jadd ajj usne apni salwar khol ke khud usda lun fuddi vich leya si tan oh poora lun vi usdi fuddi vich varr nahi sakeya si.
Sony nu us vele inni sharam aa rehi si, ke usda dil kita rabb usdi jaan kadh lave. Oh hun apni mummy diyan nazrran da sahmana kingh karega. Sharmindagi naal usda lun chuttan ton baad poora sungadh ke khud ba khud bahar aa geya. Lun de bahar nikkaldeya fuddi cho gadha veej vag vag ke bahar nikalan lagga. Inna veej si ke thalle nu vagda Seema de godeya takk pahunch geya si. Akhir Seema ne thanda haunka bhareya te hauli dena sidhi ho gayi. Piche mudh ke salwar banndi ne usne Sony de chehre vall ghakeya tan Sony ne sharam naal munh fer leya. Apni mummy de chehre te gussa te khijh dekh ke usda dil dubb geya si. Seema ne ik nazar putt de sungradhe lun te mari phir tezi naal kamre cho nikkal gayi
"Motorcycle vahar kadh, main ayundi aa suit badal ke" Seema ne kamre cho nikkaldeya keha.
Baki de poore din koyi khas ghatna nahi hoyi. Dono ma putt ek duje nu bula nahi rahe sann. Raat di roti khan ton baad Sony apne kamre vich aa ke lait geya si. Seema bhande dhon lagg payi. Adhe ko ghante baad Seema kamre vich aayi te dudh da glass rakh ke chali gayi. Seema de jandeya Sony ne light bugha ke night bulb jaga ditta si. Kamre di halki roshni vich oh akhan meeti dunghiya sochan vich gumm ho geya si. "Akhir sala lun inni cheti kive chutt geya" ghumm fir ke eho swal dupehar da usde dilo dimag vich goonj reha si. Osnu taan apne lun te inna maan si. Kayi baar jadd oh mutth marda si tan adhe adhe ghante takk usda lun chuttda nahi si. Ajj pata nahi kiven........ Kinne dina taon oh us ghadi nu takk reha si jadd usda lun apni mummy di fuddi vich varrna si te ajj......
Pata ni sala ki ho geya..... Sony nu oh vela yaad aya jadd usdi mummy ne apni salwar khol ke apni bund usde sahmane nangi kar ditti si........Seema di gori chitti gol matol bund yaad ayundeya Sony da lun jhatka maar ke khadha jo janda hai. Oh akhan band karke Seema di bund nu yaad karda hauli hauli lun maslan lagda hai. Khore kinna chir guzar janda hai....usda hath dukhan lagg peya si par hun lun chutt hi nahi reha si. Sony lun ton hath hata lainda hai. Lun akdeya khadha si. Hun Sony de dil vich ek hor darr ghar kar geya si. Je kite hun usdi mummy ne usnu fuddi den ton inkar ditta tan fer oh ki karega. Oh vichar bada drwayuna si. Jive ajj haweli ton ayun ton baad usdi mummy us naal gusse si te kugh bol vi nahi rehi si uston Sony nu darr laggan lagga si. Par iston jyada fikar usnu is gall da si ke jekar usdi mummy ne usnu dobara mauka de vi ditta te oh fer ton ajj vang chutt geya tan......?????
Fer tan usda hamesha hamesha layi patta katteya jana si. Usdi ma ne usnu fuddi tan ki deni si mudke lage vi nahi lagan dena si. Ajj bada sunehri mauka si mummy nu chodan da...sali kismat dhokha de gayi.....
Seema haweli ton ayundeya saar ghar de gusalkhane vich vadd gayi si. Poori deh jall rehi si. Pinde te pani peya tan usnu thodha jeha sabar aaya. Utthe usne bathroom vich khadhi khadhi ne fuddi vich ungal karke karke pani kaddheya. Jadd oh bathroom cho nikkli tan usnu thodha jeha hosh aa geya si. Par oh Sony naal gusse si. Usne sara din usnu bulaya takk nahi si. Bistare te pase mardi Seema diyan akhan vicho neend kosan door si. Fuddi vich hale vi inni agg machi hoyi si ke usnu chain nahi aa reha si. Usne dobara ton salwar kholke fuddi vich ungali ferni suru kar ditti. Apne ek hath naal usne apna mumme vari vari puttne suru kar ditte te duje hath naal oh lagatar fuddi vich ungal kardi j a rehi si. Bahut time baad ja ke kite usda pani nikkaleya. Par fuddi di agg jive ghatan di vajaye hor vadh gayi si. Usdi fuddi ungal nahi lun mang rehi si. Bande da mota lamba lun jehda usdi fuddi nu poori teran naal ragadh sutte jive usde putt da lun si. Bhave usne Sony de akde lun nu dekheya nahi si par fuddi vich payun tonmpehla jadd usne hath vich lun nu fadeya si tan usnu udon hi pata lagg geya si ke usde putt da lun bahut mota hai, khas karke usde gharwale naalon tan kite jeyada lamba mota si. Lun bare sohdi sochdi Seema phir ton garam hon laggi si te ek baar tan usda dil kita ke oh uth ke apne putt de bed te chali jave. Par usdi himmat jwab de gayi. Dopehar vele tan usde dimagh nu inni garmi chadh gayi si ke usne khud hi apni salwar khol vi ditti si te lun vi khud fadd ke fuddi vich paya si.
Raat Seema nu neend sachi bahut lait aayi. Poori deh machi payi si. Ise karke oh savere lait utthi. Dharan kadd ke usne chah banayi te Sony roti khan ton baad khetan nu patthe lain chala geya te oh ghar de kamm kaaj karan laggi. Kamm kaaj nibedh oh naha dho ke kamre vich lammi pai gayi. Ajj usda mann kugh shant si. Hun oh kugh aram naal soch sakdi si.
Gille pinde te utton pakhe di thandi hawa naal usnu bahut sakoon mehsoos hoya. Sony vi sayad ghar ayun wala hi si. Bahut time ho geya si usnu gaye nu. Thande dimagh naal jadh Seema be pichle din di ghatna bare socheya tan usnu sabh kugh samagh vich aa geya. Kasoor usda apana hi si. Jis teran diyan oh harkatan kar rehi si uston baad oh ummeed vi ki kar sakdi si. Kive oh usnu apne us patle jahe suit thani apne anga de darshan karwayundi si, kingh us naal garam garam galla kardi si, usde sahmane ghodhi bann jandi si, baar baar usde lun te apni bund ragardi si te kal tan usne salwar hi khol ditti si. Inne dina ton jis teran oh apne putt nu tarsa rehi si, usnu garam kar rehi si, usda tan ape chuttna si. Nale hale sayad usne fuddi mari vi nahi si. Jaroor usda pehla mauka si. Sayad ise karke uston control nahi hoya si. Ajj usde gharwale ne sham nu vaapas aa jana si. Us kol ajj di hi dopehar si. Seema kugh pal sochdi hai phir uth ke pinde te chunni laindi bahar haweli nu tur paindi hai.
Seema jadon haweli de andar gayi tan Sony pachuyan nu patthe pa reha si. Seema shed de sahmane ja ke khadhi ho gayi jitthe Sony tokre bhar bhar ke khurli vich sutti ja reha si.
"Inna taim la ditta putt tu...main kaddi teri vaat dekhan dayi aa..."
"Bass mummy kamm nibbadh geya...main keha hun kamm nibedh ke challda aa....patthe kutar ditte aa....pchuyan nu pani bi pila ditta aa....bass hun patthe pa deyan fer tan sara din vehla aa...." Sony apni mummy vall na dekhda hoya boleya. Oh hale vi pichle din di vapri ghatna ton sharminda te sehmeya hoya si. Sayad ise layi Seema vall ju dekh gall nahi reha si.
"Badi kahli aa..... kite jana aa ajj" Seema hassdi joyi pucchdi hai. Sony de ingh nazran churayun naal oh samagh gayi si ke kall karke oh hale vi dareya hoya aa.
"Nahi mummy ....main bhala kitthe jana aa.....bass aah mausam kall da kkharab aa......Hune meenh aya ke hune aaya...ise layi main keha kamm nibedh dinda aa" Sony patthe pa ke bahan gharrda boleya.
"Accha.....chalo changa kita. Minh tan agg lagna painda ni bass baddalan ne dine raat kiti payi aa....tainu bhukkh tani laggi nahin tan pehlan ghar ja ke roti kha aande aa" Seema ne apni chunni laah ke shed de ek khunje tangdi ne keha.
"Nahi mummy, hale tani bhukkh laggi....koyi kamm aa" Sony ne dhadkade dil naal pucheya. Jive Seema ne haweli de andar varrdeyan gate band kar ditta si te hun apni chunni laah ke utthe tang ditti si us naal usnu fikar pai geya si ke kite hunn oh phir usnu andar pathiyan walan naa le jave. Oh kall vang ajj vi apni mummy agge namoshi nahi jhallni chahunda si.
"Kamm aa na....changa aa nale je tainu bhukh nahi laggi tan......pathiyan rakhniyan aa gahoodi te" Seema apni hiqq te hath ferdi kehndi hai. Sony ek pal layi apni ma vall nu dekhda hai te jadon usnu apne mummeyan te hath ferdi dekhda hai tan munh fer lainda hai.
"Hanji mummy...main ayunda aa" Sony dhadkade dil naal boleya. Akhir ohi hoya jis da usnu darr si. Oh rabb agge faryadan karan lagga ke ajj usda jaldi na chutte. Jinna oh andar jaan ton darr reha si unna hi usde dil vich khawahish vi si apni mummy nu chodan di.
"Hath pair changi teran naal dho ke aavi......kite tudi wale hath mere thalle la ditte tan sara din kand ladhdi rehni aa........" Seema hassdi hoyi kehndi hai. Asal vich oh apne putt de dil cho darr kadhna chahundi si. Oh usnu hass ke pyar naal galla kardi ishare naal samgha rehi si ke oh kall wali gall karke us naal gusse nahi hai.
"Jaldi aja nale...main jara suit badal lavan" Seema turdi jandi apne putt nu kehndi hai.
Sony apne hath pair dho ke kapde changi teran saaf karda utth ke kahdha hunda hai tan dekhda hai ke usda lun pazame vich poora akdeya peya si. Usne phir ton rabb agge ardas kiti ke ajj osda jaldi na chutte. Oh apne mani ingh ardas kar reha si jive hath jodh ke rabb ton apni mummy no chodan layi madad mang reha hove.
Sony hale kamre de andar varreya hi si ke usnu apni mummy de pairan di khadak sunayi ditti. Oh aa rehi si. Usda lun pent vich hor bi akadh geya si. Oh bhaven mummy chodan ton darr reha si par usda lun poora tyar si. Sony gahoodi de saane khadota si jadd Seema kamre vich dakhil ho gayi. Sony ne nazar tirchi karke dekheya tan usde pazame vich usde lun ne bada zordar jhatka mareya. Seema apna suit da thallda ladd apne danda vich fasayi hathan vich salwar da nala fadd ke khaloti si. Sony diyan nasan vich khoon ubale khaan lagga. Seema de suit ingh uppar nu chukkan naal usda poora pet nanga si, usde mummeyan takk. Utton oh salwar de nefe nu poora dhilla karke usnu hathan vich ghuma rehi si. Oh nala kassdi fer ton dhilla kar laindi. Nefa khol ke oh andar jhakan laggi.
"Ajj kinni garmi aa na....mainu bahli garmi laggan dayi aa" Seema utthe hathan vich nefa dhilla karke salwar nu fadi putt nu kehndi hai. Us vele je Sony apni ma di salwar vich jhakda tan usnu apni mummy di fuddi ton le ke usde patt takk poore nazar aa jane si par Sony nu inni sharam aa rehi si ke usdi himmat na hoyi.
"Haye rabba.....haye garmi ne tan jaan kaddhi payi aa" Seema hassdi hoyi salwar da nala banndi hoyi boli. Usne Sony de pazame mohre bane tent vich jhatke maarde usde lun nu dekh leya si. Oh jinna apne putt nu garam karna chahundi si unna oh garam kar chukki si. Sachmuch Sony hun kaam vasna vich tapp reha si. Usnu apne dil da darr kafi hadd takk bhull chukka si. Oh tan hun apne pazame vich apne patthar varge akde lode da kugh karna chahunda si.
Seema nala bann ke agge gahudi kol ja ke khadhi hundi aa. Oh apne lakk de barobar pathiyan chukk thalle sutt dendi aa. Phir oh jhuk ke us jegah utthe rakhdi haj jitthon pathiyan chukkiyan sann. Kamm bilkul sett si. Utthe ise teran hath rakh ke oh apne pair piche nu karan lagdi hai. Pair kafi door piche nu karke oh apne hath gahoodi te tika ke thalle nu jhukk jandi hai. Oh poori ghodhi bann gayi si. Phir oh apniyan lattan chaudhiyan kardi hai te pichche khadhe apne putt nu awaz mardi hai.
"Aaja hun...ke sara din utthe hi khadhe rehna aa" Sony vi bulave da hi jntezar ka reha si. Oh agge vadh ke apni ma de piche khadha ho janda hai. Usda lakk ain Seema di bund de piche si bass masa ko farak si.
"Leya pathi fada hun, ki kari janda tu jaldi kar" Seema Sony de chehre vall dekhdi kehndi hai. Sony thalle jhuk ke pathi chukkda hai. Jado oh agge hath karke fadayunda hai tan Seema pathi nahi fadhdi.
"Ve agge nu tan ho, ki kari jana tu....mera hath nahi pahunchada....aganh nu ho" Seema usdiyan akhan vich jhakdi kehndi hai. Sony malak dena agge nu vadhda hai. Iston pehlan ke usda lukk apni mummy di bund naal touch karda usda lun apni mummy de chitdan vich ja vajja.
"Hor aage ho.....thodha jeha......haan hor.....bass" Seema apni bund ucchi kardi hai te Sony da lun dona chitdan thani thalle nu janda hai fer oh agge vadhda hai. Hun usda lakk apni mummy di bund naal judh geya si te usda lun usde chitdan thani hunda hoya usdi fuddi te dastak den lagga.
"Ve tera pazama chubbhan deya aa.....tere pazame nu tudi laggi lagdi aa. Ehnu thalle kar nahi tan mere kand ladan lagg jani aa....." Seema apna munh modh ke sahmane kar laindi hai. Oh nahi chahundi si ke Sony sharam da mareya pazama thalle karan nu der kare. Uston hun sabar nahi ho reha si. Sony aukhe aukhe saah bharda apna pazama khich ke thalle kar denda hai te fer ton agge vadh apna lun mummy di bund vich dhakk denda hai. Usda dil thadd thadd usde sine vich vajj reha si. Lun jiven hi chitdan de thalleyon ragadh khanda aage nu geya tan achanak Sony nu jhatka lagga. Aje takk Seema ne salwar nahi lahi si par usda lun jiven nangi fuddi te ragadh kha reha si. Par eh kiven sambhav si. Seema ne hale vi salwar payi hoyi si. Achanak usnu apne lun de tope te gilla gilla mehsoos hunda hai. Usdi mummy di fuddi da pani si. Hun usnu samagh aa gayi. Seema ne apni salwar padi hoyi si. Sony da dil khush jo janda hai. Oh apne lun nu hilayunda lun nu fuddi de utte ragadada hai tan usda lun fuddi de bulla vichli leek de andar nu madha jeha janda hai. Fuddi chon dayi si. Usdi mummy chudwayun nu tedaf rehi si.
"Haye putt mainu garmi bahot lagdi aa......haye rabba main ki karan" Seema siskardi kehndi hai. Oh vi apni fuddi vaapas lun te ragadh rehi si. Sony da lun hor vi full ke mota ho geya si.
" haye putt kugh kar....garmi naal meri jaan nikalan dayi aa" Seema pathiyan te apne hath mazbooti naal tika apni fuddi nu lun de utte zor zor naal ragadadi hai.
"Main ki karan mummy.......Main Ki keran" is baar Sony vi sisak uthda hai. Usda lun fuddi de bullda nu cheerda madha jeha andar nu zor layunda hai.
"Haye ve putt tu hi tan karna sabh kugh.......tu hi karna putt" Seema ek hath thalle lija ke Sony de lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Mainu dasso mummy.....jive tusin kahoge ungh hi karanga....." Sony apni mummy de hath vich lun jande hi tedaf uthda hai. Seema apni bund hilayuni band kar dindi hai tan Sony vi ek mint layi ruk janda hai. Oh lun nu ghutt ke apni fuddi de bullan vich nishane te layundi hai.
"Mera keha mannega putt"
"Hanji mummy mannga...jive tusin kahoge uddan hi karanga"
"Ehnu dhakk de, dhakk de andar" Sony jo hale takk ek hath vich pathi fadhi khadha si chukk ke pathi pare sutt denda hai te dono hath Seema de lakk te rakh lakk nu hathan vich ghutt lainda haj te zor layunda hai. Lun da topa agle hi pal fuddi de andar pahunch janda hai.
"Haye rabba hayeee......." Seema de munho siski nikkal jandi hai.
"Mummy...hayee...." Seema di taight fuddi vich lun jandeya Sony vi karah utthda hai. Usnu kall vang apna lun jalda hoya mehsoos hon lagda hai.
"Hayee..... Dhakk de andar......hayeeeeee......haye rabba kinna mota aa...........hayyeeee.......varrde......varrde poora.......haye marrr gayi
..........ve ruk jaah...ruk jaah...." Seema saah lain lagdi hai. Lun inna mota si ke fuddi poori khol ke rakh ditti si. "Haye kinna ku baki aa........."
"Bass thodha jeha aa....mummy"
"" haye rabba.....ek tan mota inna aa.....utton lmba vi ena aa........varr de ...hauli hauli poora......hayyyeeee....hhhhaayyeee........rabbaaa uuffff"
"Varr geya poora mummy......" Lun poora varr jann te Sony nu thodha jeha sabar hoya. Hale takk tan lun chutta nahi si. Par fuddi di asli garmi hun usnu mehsoos ho rehi si.
"Haye rabba jaan kadh ditti meri........inna vadda kive kar leya tu....?"
"Aape ho geya mummy" Sony thodha jeha maan naal boleya. Usda lun inna vaddha hai ke usdi ma di bass ho gayi poora laindi di, is gall naal usda seena chaudha ho geya si.
"Ape ho geya da lagdeya, mera saah rok ditta......haye dekh tan dhunni takk varr geya andar mainu lagda......" Mote lun ne Seema nu khush kar ditta si baki oh thodha vadha chadha ke keh rehi si ke usde putt da honsla baneya rahe.
"Mummy...tuhadi kinni garam aa......haye agg vangu sek lagda aa mummy" Sony sachche dilo kehnda hai.
"Tu hun ape dekh leya na putt....eh garmi ne kiddan mere andar sada laya aa......haye kadh de garmi meri...kadhde....putt haye kugh kar.."
"Haye kiddan kaddha mummy.....kiddan kaddha mummy" Sony lun bahar kadh ke zor naal jhatka marda hai. Lun poora jadd takk vaapas fuddi vich vaar dinda hai. "Iddan kaddhan mummy..."
"Hayeeeee........iddan ee.....iddan ee kadh putt....haayyyyeeee" mummy di hallasheri mildeyan Sony dubara tagda ghassa marda hai. Ajj usdi poori takat usde lun vich aa gayi si jis naal oh apni mjmmy nu chod reha si. Sony zindgi vich pehli vaar fuddi maar reha si oh vi apni mummy di. Silk vargi mulayam gilli fuddi vich jadon lun andar bahar hon lagga tan usnu ena maza aaya ke usne lun khich khich ke andar bahar karna suru kar ditta.
"Hayyeeee.....hayyyeee.e.......hiiiiiii rabba......hayyeeeee....ve putttt...haayayyyeee......ve bada mota aa tera...haye......mar gayyyyiiii....haye......" Sony apni mummy de munho nikkaladiyan karahan sunn jiven hor josh vich aa geya si. Usne lun tope takk kadh kadh ke iddan de zordar ghasse mare ke har ghasse te Seema diyan akhan bahar aa jandiyan. Munda poore jodsh vich si. Seema nu mota lamba lun jinni takleef de reha si uston kayi guna vadh maza de reha si. Pathiyan nu ghutt ke fadhi oh ghodhi bann ke apne putt kolon fuddi marwayi ja rehi si. Dono garmi naal paniyo pani ho gaye sann.
"Aah le.....aah le........uunnnhh....uuunnhhhh" Sony hathan vich mummy da lakk ghutti poore zor naal ghasse maar reha si. "Aah le.......aah le..........hayee......aah le......."
"Hhhayyeeee...... marr gayi....haye...........haye meri fudddiiii......haye meri fudddi..........haye rabba......haye fatt gayi......haye putt hauli maar hauli maar.......haye meri fuddi......"Seema nu pata vi nahi si ke oh ki bol rehi hai. Fuddi nu ragadada lun iddan da maza de reha si jis bare usne siraf suneya si par oh maza leya aajj usne pehli bari si.
" aaahh le ....mummy........aah le.......ajj teri sari garmi kadh deni aa......." Sony har ghasse naal tez hunda ja reha si. Hun fuddi vi lun de hisab naal thodhi jehi khull gayi si te lun asani naal andar bahar hon laga si. Seema nu inna maza aa reha si ke oh tedaf rehi si. Usde munho karahan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun fadach fadach fuddi de andar bahar ho reha si. Sony nu hosh hi nahi si. Koyi veeh mint fuddi maran pichon usde lun ne pichkariyan marniyan suru kitiyan. Jadon takk oh chutteya usdi mummy do baar chutt chukki si.
Sony kinna chir mummy di pith te leteya reha. Bada thakk chukka si. Lun naram pai chukka si. Seema vi thakk gayi si. Dona de saahan di awaz poore kamre vich goonz rehi si. Koyi panj mint picho Sony hauli dena uttheya. Osda lun pluch karke mummy di fuddi cho bahar nikkal aaya. Poora lun veej te Seema di fuddi de pani naal gilla chamak reha si. Usne pazama uppar kar leya. Seema hale vi kafi taim utthe ghodhi bani khaloti rehi. Badi mushkil naal khadhi hoyi te vinga vinga turdi bathroom vall nu chali gayi. Patiyo salwar thani veej nikkal nikkal ke usde patta te vagg reha si.
Seema ne jandi ne balti pani di bhar ke sane kapdeyan pinde te payi te bathroom vich baith gayi. Hun usde saahan vich saah pain lagge sann. Ang ang dukhan lagg peya si. Usde putt ne usdi madhi halat kar ditti si. Thande pani ne usnu rahat ditti.
Pandra ko mint baad oh vaapas kamre vich gayi jithe Sony ek palli de utte lamma peya hoya si. Oh usde kol ja ke beh gayi te usdi chati te hath feran laggi.
"Haye rabba....ve putt tu ta dine tare dikha ditte ajj.....haye rabba...inni zor zor naal....meri tan bass kara ditti tu......"
Sony ne apni mummy vall muskra ke dekheya. Hun oh pehlan vang sharma nahi reha si.
"Hun tani garmi lagdi....." Usne hass ke keha.
"Garmi deya lagdeya mainu lagda si tu mera lakk ee tod dena aa ghasse maar maar ke" Seema diyan garam gallan sunn ke Sony nu apne lun vich fer ton harkat mehsoos hon laggi si.
"Fer hun garmi tan iddan nikkalani si, zor zor naal" Sony ne keha. Lun jaroor jagan lagg peya si.
"Pehlan vi kadi kise di garmi kaddi aa ke nahi" Seema ne pazame vich Sony de lun nu khadha hunde dekh leya si. Usnu vi apni fuddi vich sursuri jehi mehsoos hoyi.
"Nahi mummy, ajj pehli baar si" Sony ne keha. Usdiyan nazran Seema de sine te si jiste usne banh rakhi hoyi si.
"Pehli baar si....haye lagda tani si.....ghasse tan tu iddan maran deya si.......jiddan panj satt thokiyan hon....haye rabba meri tan dukhan dayi aa......" Seema ne putt nu apne sine vall ghakdeyan dekheya tan usne apne sine ton banh chukk ditti. "Ki dekhda..aa........hale tera dil ni bhareya......." Par Sony ton jwab na ditta geya. Oh tan bass apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si. Seema ne sane kapdeyan pinde te pani pa leya si. Us patle te gille suit thani usde mumme ingh dikhayi de rahe sann jive usne kugh paya hi na hove. Sony da lun kugh hi skinta vich phir ton poore rau vich aa geya si. Oh apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si te Seema putt de lun nu. Achanak Seema ne lattan khol dittiyan te hath naal pati salwar khich ke apni fuddi poori nangi kar ditti. Sony vi apni mummy di is harkat nu dekh chukka si. Par lamma peya hon karke oh usde pattan vich usdi fuddi nu dekh nahi sakda si.
"Chal uth ke baith hun putt. Ghar nu chaliye" Seema ne dunghe saah bhardi ne keha. Sony mummy da kehna mann ke utth tan khalota par ghar jaan layi nahi. Jive hi usdi nigha pati salwar vicho jhakdi apnj mummy di fuddi te gayi tan usda saah ruk geya. Lun phir ton patthar vang akadh chukka si. Chote chote balan vicho fuddi de mote gulabi bull jhank rahe sann. Sony ektakk apni mummy di fuddi nu dekhi ja reha si. Hun takk Seema di halat vi patli ho chukki si. Inni jabardasat chudayi ton baad usdi fuddi fer ton gilli ho chukki si te lun mang rehi si.
Achanak Seema utth ke khadhi ho gayi. "Chall ghar nu chaliye putt. Tera bhapa vi ayun wala aa" Seema ne keha. Sony utth ke khadha tan ho geya par kamre cho bahar jaan da sayad usda koyi irada nahi si.
"Hun ki ho geya...ghar ni jana.....bolda ni...kugh...." Seema mudh ke putt nu kehndi hai par oh kugh nahi bolda. Seema apna hath agge karke pazame de nefe vich varr usde akdeyo lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Hale ehda dhidd ni bhareya......"Seema pazame vich lun nu masladeyan kehndi hai. Sony fer bhi kugh na boleya. Seema lun nu fadi putt nu piche khicchdi vaapas pathiyan di gahoodi vall nu jandi hai.
" tera peo ayun wala aa....taim ho geya aa ohde ayun da" inna akh ke Seema pazame vicho hath kadh ke gahoodi de agge khadho ke vaapas ghodhi bann jandi hai. Ek hath apniyan lattan vicho kadh ke piche nu hilayundi hai tan Sony jhatt naal apna pazama neeva karke aage ho ke apna lun apni mummy de hath vich fada dinda hai.
"Jara jaldi jaldi kar....." Seema lun nu fuddi de bulla vich fasayundi hai "chall varr de cheti....." Usde kehan ton pehlan hi Sony ne lun agge nu dhakk ditta. "Pukkk' karke lun fuddi de andar dakhil ho geya. Seema ne siski le ke lun ton hath chukkeya te dono hath gahoodi te rakh apni bund uchchi kar layi. Sony ne vi apni mummy da luk hathan vich kass leya si.
" varr de poora........aaahahyyyeeeeeeee..... Rabbaaaaa........haye hauli hahli varrr"
"Ape kehndi cheti cheti varr"
"Haye marrrrr gayi ve kanjra.........hayyeee meri fudddddiiiiiiii....hayye rabbaaa......." Is baar Seema lun de poora andar varrdeyan hi cheekan maran lagg payi. Is baar Sonh ne vi koyi dhill nahi ditti. Bina ek pal gavayean usne apnj mummy nu chodna suru kar ditta. Ek baar mummy nu chodan ton baad hun osda himmat te honsla kayi guma vadh chukke sann. Ghasse te ghassa vajjan lagga. Seema di chondi fuddi cho vajjde ghasseyan naal fach fach di awaz gunjan laggi. Seema apne putt nu hor bi uksayun lag payi
"Haye maar ghassaa.......hun maar....haayyyeeeee rabbbbbaa.......maar zor naal.........hayeeee......maar maar.......haye meri fuddi ni bachdi........haye rabba.........chod...chod.....maar....."
Seema poori besharam bann chukki si. Oh jive chahundi si uven hi usda putt kari ja reha si. Usdiyan garam garam chondiyan galla jive Sony nu bhadka rahiyan sann. Oh hor bi khich khich ke ghasse maran lagg peya.
"Haye ve jalma.......haye maar ditta.......haye meri fuddi..........haye putt
.......chod main.....chod mainu........haye putt...chod apni mummy nu.....apne mote lun naal chod mainu.......iddan ee maar ghasse......chod apni mmmy nu chod...chod putt chod mainu........"
"Aah le.......aah le......mummmy..........haye teri garam fuddi chod chod ke thandi na kar ditti tan tu kahin"
"Tere peo ton ta hoyi ni......sari umar zor la ke dekh leya ohne....."
"Mainu bhapa na samagh.......dekhi main apne lun naal..... kiven tainu chodada..............teri sari garmi na kadh ditti tan tu ki ja janegj............teri fuddi chod chod ke padd ke na rakh ditti tan......." Sony dand peehnda unne zor zor naal ghasse maran lagga ke Seema layi tik ke khadhi rehna aukha ho geya.
"Ve hauli hajli maar.......inna zor vi na la......haye ve....putt....hauli....hauli.......haye mar gayi..... Haye rabba.... Haye rabba......haye meri......fuddi........"Seema diyan chekhan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun de inne zordar ghasseyan ne usdi halat madhi kar ditti. Oh putt agge vaste payundi rehi par oh na rukeya. Poora adha ghanta usne poore zor naal apni mummy nu thokeya. Khich khich ke ghasse mare. Akhir nu usda veej chutteya te Seema ne sukh da saah leya. Putt ne sachchi usnu dine tare dikha ditte sann. Do baar usdi hun fer ton pani kadh ditta si. Sony de chuttdeyan hi oh utthe hi dheh payi. Uston khadhe rehna vi aukha ho geya si.
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" mummy....ki gall...tusin theek tan ho" inna taim baad vi jadd Seema ne akhan nahi kholiyan tan Sony ghabra uttheya. Sony di awaz sunn Seema ne akhan kholiyan. Usde bulla te halki jehi muskrahat aa gayi.
"Theek kahdi....kanjra ghasse maar maar ke mere anjar panjar dhille kar ditte....hun puchda akhe mummy tu theek tan hai.......chal utha mainu.....hath fadh mera...haye.....rabba........" Seema ne banh uppar nu kiti tan Sony ne usnu sahara de ke khadhi kita.
"Main suit pa ke ayundi aa.......haye rabba......lattan bhar ni jhalldiya..........chal motorcycle bahar kadh.....tere peo da ni pata kehde vele aa dhuke" Seema dusre kamre vaal jandi kehndi hai.
Sony motorcycle haweli de gate de bahar khadha kar dinda hai. Baddal hor vi kale ho gaye sann. Madhi madhi thandi hawa chall rehi si. Lagda si jive kite meenh varr ke hateya hove. Seema vinga jeha tur rehi si. Haweli da gate band karke oh motorcycle de pichche baithan lagdi hai.
"Hayeeeeee....." Seema bull ghutt ke siski bhardi hai.
"Ki joya mummy?" Sony motorcycle toran lagga puchchda hai
"Meri bund vich inni darad hon dayi aa metho tan motorcycle te baitheya vi nahi janda.......haye rabba" Seema nu sachi bund vich chees mehsoos ho rehi si.
Sony kugh na bolda motorcycle tor lainda hai. Jis besharmi naal Seema ne apni bund da zikar kita si usde lun ne phir ton jagna suru kar ditta si. Do baar usda poora zor lagg chukka si par lagda si usdi mummy usde lun nu chain nahi ayun den wali si. Udhar Seema ne motorcycle te baith apna khabba hath chukk ke Sony de modhe te rakh dindi hai te sajja hath usde patt te. Apna munh agge karke Sony de kann kol badi hauli dena kehndi hai.
"Ajj tan lagda tu kall wali kasar vi kadh ditti aa........ve tainu apni mummy te taras na aaya" Seema ulahama den di bajaye jive usnu fer ton garam karan laggi si.
"Tuhi kehndi si zor zor naal maar ghasse.......hun ki hoya......nale maza laina tan phir thodhi bahti takleef tan jhallni paini aa" Sony apne andar bahut maan mehsoos kar reha si. Apni mummy chodan ton pehlan chuhe vang darr reha si te hun sher bann chukka si.
"Bahut galla ayundiyan na tainu.....Koyi gall ni putt........hun ni main tenu dindi......hun mutth maar ke sari.........." Seema pazame utton Sony de lun nu fadh ke chadd dendi hai. Gali vich door Niranjan khadha dikhayi de reha si.
"Ve kanjra aah tera lun tan fer khadha hon diya aa....ve sharam kar kugh.......do baar fuddi maar ke vi eh thakkeya ni" Seema di apni fuddi fer ton gilli hon laggi si.
"Eh ni thakkda. Nale tainu main keha si na mainu bhape vang na samghi teti garmi kadh ke chaddu " Seema putt nu kugh sunayun wali hi si ke motorcycle Niranjan de kol pahunch chukka si, Seema chupp kar jandi hai.
Niranjan kabildari cho usda jeth si, jadd di veyahi aayi si uste tarayiyan maarda reha si. Par Seema usde hath nahi aayi si par usne koshish ajj takk nahi chaddi si. Hun vi oh Seema nu putt naal motorcycle te baithi dekhda hai tan muchcha marodan lagda hai.
"Kanjar......haramzada na hove tan.......sari umar langh gayi par eh na hateya" Seema gusse naal boli
"Ki hoya mummy, tuhanu tang karda aa eh?" Sony jara gusse naal boleya. Usne apne ghar vall jaan wali gali nu motorcycle modh leya si.
"Ene ki karna tang mainu...........mainu chodan de supne dekhda aa, par ehde supne supne hi reh jane aa" Seema sony di pith te hath ferdi kehndi hai.
"Je jeyada gall hai tan dasso main ehnu edan soot karun mudhke akh chukk ke ni dekhunga bhenchod" Sony da khoon khol uttheya si. Koyi usdi mummy nu gandi nazar naal dekhe eh gall oh bardashat nahi kar sakda si. Seema di fuddi te siraf te siraf usde lun da hi haqq si.
"Na tu kahnu gussa karda.....ehde varge itthe chatti ture firde aa" Motorcycle haweli de kol pahunch chukka si.
"Mummy gate khulaa aa" Sony di gall sunn ke Seema hairan ho gayi si. Dono sochan lagge eh kehda aa ageya dopehar vele. Par jiven hi motorcycle andar geya dono de hosh urr gaye. Uhna di jeep andar vehde vich khadhi si. Usda ghar wala aa chukka si.
"Motorcycle la ke kappde badal ke aavi. Tera pazama mohreyon sara libbdeya peya aa"
Seema da gharwala uhna de kamre vich lamma peya si. Lagda si lammi vaat karke thakk chukka si.
"Adha ghanta ho geya mainu aaye nu, kithe gaye si?" Oh thodha gusse vich boleya.
"Kitthe jana asin bhala. Haweli gaye si, pachuyan pani pilayun te patthe payun." Seema gharwale de kol behndi kehndi hai. Dono gallan karan lagde hann jadd nu Sony kahli naal naha ke kapde badal ke aa janda hai.
"Jiyunda reh putt. Hor sabh theek aa." Sony jiven hi pairin hath layunda hai ta usda peo bol uthda hai.
"Hanji bhapa ji sabh theek aa" Sony peo de kol ek kursi te baith janda hai.
"Ki gall putt bada thakkeya thakkeya lagg reha aa?"
"Thakkna ee si bechare ne. Kinna kamm kita saver da... pata ni tuhanu. Trali patheyan di vadd ke leyandi, kutre, phir pachuyan nu nalayeya, pani daheya, patthe paye, saver de ne saah ni leya, bada kamm kita ajj mere putt ne." Sony de jwab den ton pehlan hi Seema bol utthi si. Oh kursi te baithe apne putt de kol jandi hai tan usde balan vich hath ferdi hai. Sony chehra uppar chukkda hai tan oh usnu akh mardi hai. Ma putt dona de bullan te muskan aa jandi hai.
"Tainu ki lod si inna kamm karan di, main ajj aa hi jana si. Tu bass apni padhayi da dheyan kar. Jaah nale aram kar. Roti khadhi aa ke nahi."
"Main banayundi aa. Tusin vi khani huni aa. Main madha jeha pinde te pani pa lavan fer roti te chah banayundi aa" Seema akhdi bathroom vall nu tur paindi hai te Sony apne kamre vall nu.
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Seema jadon haweli de andar gayi tan Sony pachuyan nu patthe pa reha si. Seema shed de sahmane ja ke khadhi ho gayi jitthe Sony tokre bhar bhar ke khurli vich sutti ja reha si.
"Inna taim la ditta putt tu...main kaddi teri vaat dekhan dayi aa..."
"Bass mummy kamm nibbadh geya...main keha hun kamm nibedh ke challda aa....patthe kutar ditte aa....pchuyan nu pani bi pila ditta aa....bass hun patthe pa deyan fer tan sara din vehla aa...." Sony apni mummy vall na dekhda hoya boleya. Oh hale vi pichle din di vapri ghatna ton sharminda te sehmeya hoya si. Sayad ise layi Seema vall ju dekh gall nahi reha si.
"Badi kahli aa..... kite jana aa ajj" Seema hassdi joyi pucchdi hai. Sony de ingh nazran churayun naal oh samagh gayi si ke kall karke oh hale vi dareya hoya aa.
"Nahi mummy ....main bhala kitthe jana aa.....bass aah mausam kall da kkharab aa......Hune meenh aya ke hune aaya...ise layi main keha kamm nibedh dinda aa" Sony patthe pa ke bahan gharrda boleya.
"Accha.....chalo changa kita. Minh tan agg lagna painda ni bass baddalan ne dine raat kiti payi aa....tainu bhukkh tani laggi nahin tan pehlan ghar ja ke roti kha aande aa" Seema ne apni chunni laah ke shed de ek khunje tangdi ne keha.
"Nahi mummy, hale tani bhukkh laggi....koyi kamm aa" Sony ne dhadkade dil naal pucheya. Jive Seema ne haweli de andar varrdeyan gate band kar ditta si te hun apni chunni laah ke utthe tang ditti si us naal usnu fikar pai geya si ke kite hunn oh phir usnu andar pathiyan walan naa le jave. Oh kall vang ajj vi apni mummy agge namoshi nahi jhallni chahunda si.
"Kamm aa na....changa aa nale je tainu bhukh nahi laggi tan......pathiyan rakhniyan aa gahoodi te" Seema apni hiqq te hath ferdi kehndi hai. Sony ek pal layi apni ma vall nu dekhda hai te jadon usnu apne mummeyan te hath ferdi dekhda hai tan munh fer lainda hai.
"Hanji mummy...main ayunda aa" Sony dhadkade dil naal boleya. Akhir ohi hoya jis da usnu darr si. Oh rabb agge faryadan karan lagga ke ajj usda jaldi na chutte. Jinna oh andar jaan ton darr reha si unna hi usde dil vich khawahish vi si apni mummy nu chodan di.
"Hath pair changi teran naal dho ke aavi......kite tudi wale hath mere thalle la ditte tan sara din kand ladhdi rehni aa........" Seema hassdi hoyi kehndi hai. Asal vich oh apne putt de dil cho darr kadhna chahundi si. Oh usnu hass ke pyar naal galla kardi ishare naal samgha rehi si ke oh kall wali gall karke us naal gusse nahi hai.
"Jaldi aja nale...main jara suit badal lavan" Seema turdi jandi apne putt nu kehndi hai.
Sony apne hath pair dho ke kapde changi teran saaf karda utth ke kahdha hunda hai tan dekhda hai ke usda lun pazame vich poora akdeya peya si. Usne phir ton rabb agge ardas kiti ke ajj osda jaldi na chutte. Oh apne mani ingh ardas kar reha si jive hath jodh ke rabb ton apni mummy no chodan layi madad mang reha hove.
Sony hale kamre de andar varreya hi si ke usnu apni mummy de pairan di khadak sunayi ditti. Oh aa rehi si. Usda lun pent vich hor bi akadh geya si. Oh bhaven mummy chodan ton darr reha si par usda lun poora tyar si. Sony gahoodi de saane khadota si jadd Seema kamre vich dakhil ho gayi. Sony ne nazar tirchi karke dekheya tan usde pazame vich usde lun ne bada zordar jhatka mareya. Seema apna suit da thallda ladd apne danda vich fasayi hathan vich salwar da nala fadd ke khaloti si. Sony diyan nasan vich khoon ubale khaan lagga. Seema de suit ingh uppar nu chukkan naal usda poora pet nanga si, usde mummeyan takk. Utton oh salwar de nefe nu poora dhilla karke usnu hathan vich ghuma rehi si. Oh nala kassdi fer ton dhilla kar laindi. Nefa khol ke oh andar jhakan laggi.
"Ajj kinni garmi aa na....mainu bahli garmi laggan dayi aa" Seema utthe hathan vich nefa dhilla karke salwar nu fadi putt nu kehndi hai. Us vele je Sony apni ma di salwar vich jhakda tan usnu apni mummy di fuddi ton le ke usde patt takk poore nazar aa jane si par Sony nu inni sharam aa rehi si ke usdi himmat na hoyi.
"Haye rabba.....haye garmi ne tan jaan kaddhi payi aa" Seema hassdi hoyi salwar da nala banndi hoyi boli. Usne Sony de pazame mohre bane tent vich jhatke maarde usde lun nu dekh leya si. Oh jinna apne putt nu garam karna chahundi si unna oh garam kar chukki si. Sachmuch Sony hun kaam vasna vich tapp reha si. Usnu apne dil da darr kafi hadd takk bhull chukka si. Oh tan hun apne pazame vich apne patthar varge akde lode da kugh karna chahunda si.
Seema nala bann ke agge gahudi kol ja ke khadhi hundi aa. Oh apne lakk de barobar pathiyan chukk thalle sutt dendi aa. Phir oh jhuk ke us jegah utthe rakhdi haj jitthon pathiyan chukkiyan sann. Kamm bilkul sett si. Utthe ise teran hath rakh ke oh apne pair piche nu karan lagdi hai. Pair kafi door piche nu karke oh apne hath gahoodi te tika ke thalle nu jhukk jandi hai. Oh poori ghodhi bann gayi si. Phir oh apniyan lattan chaudhiyan kardi hai te pichche khadhe apne putt nu awaz mardi hai.
"Aaja hun...ke sara din utthe hi khadhe rehna aa" Sony vi bulave da hi jntezar ka reha si. Oh agge vadh ke apni ma de piche khadha ho janda hai. Usda lakk ain Seema di bund de piche si bass masa ko farak si.
"Leya pathi fada hun, ki kari janda tu jaldi kar" Seema Sony de chehre vall dekhdi kehndi hai. Sony thalle jhuk ke pathi chukkda hai. Jado oh agge hath karke fadayunda hai tan Seema pathi nahi fadhdi.
"Ve agge nu tan ho, ki kari jana tu....mera hath nahi pahunchada....aganh nu ho" Seema usdiyan akhan vich jhakdi kehndi hai. Sony malak dena agge nu vadhda hai. Iston pehlan ke usda lukk apni mummy di bund naal touch karda usda lun apni mummy de chitdan vich ja vajja.
"Hor aage ho.....thodha jeha......haan hor.....bass" Seema apni bund ucchi kardi hai te Sony da lun dona chitdan thani thalle nu janda hai fer oh agge vadhda hai. Hun usda lakk apni mummy di bund naal judh geya si te usda lun usde chitdan thani hunda hoya usdi fuddi te dastak den lagga.
"Ve tera pazama chubbhan deya aa.....tere pazame nu tudi laggi lagdi aa. Ehnu thalle kar nahi tan mere kand ladan lagg jani aa....." Seema apna munh modh ke sahmane kar laindi hai. Oh nahi chahundi si ke Sony sharam da mareya pazama thalle karan nu der kare. Uston hun sabar nahi ho reha si. Sony aukhe aukhe saah bharda apna pazama khich ke thalle kar denda hai te fer ton agge vadh apna lun mummy di bund vich dhakk denda hai. Usda dil thadd thadd usde sine vich vajj reha si. Lun jiven hi chitdan de thalleyon ragadh khanda aage nu geya tan achanak Sony nu jhatka lagga. Aje takk Seema ne salwar nahi lahi si par usda lun jiven nangi fuddi te ragadh kha reha si. Par eh kiven sambhav si. Seema ne hale vi salwar payi hoyi si. Achanak usnu apne lun de tope te gilla gilla mehsoos hunda hai. Usdi mummy di fuddi da pani si. Hun usnu samagh aa gayi. Seema ne apni salwar padi hoyi si. Sony da dil khush jo janda hai. Oh apne lun nu hilayunda lun nu fuddi de utte ragadada hai tan usda lun fuddi de bulla vichli leek de andar nu madha jeha janda hai. Fuddi chon dayi si. Usdi mummy chudwayun nu tedaf rehi si.
"Haye putt mainu garmi bahot lagdi aa......haye rabba main ki karan" Seema siskardi kehndi hai. Oh vi apni fuddi vaapas lun te ragadh rehi si. Sony da lun hor vi full ke mota ho geya si.
" haye putt kugh kar....garmi naal meri jaan nikalan dayi aa" Seema pathiyan te apne hath mazbooti naal tika apni fuddi nu lun de utte zor zor naal ragadadi hai.
"Main ki karan mummy.......Main Ki keran" is baar Sony vi sisak uthda hai. Usda lun fuddi de bullda nu cheerda madha jeha andar nu zor layunda hai.
"Haye ve putt tu hi tan karna sabh kugh.......tu hi karna putt" Seema ek hath thalle lija ke Sony de lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Mainu dasso mummy.....jive tusin kahoge ungh hi karanga....." Sony apni mummy de hath vich lun jande hi tedaf uthda hai. Seema apni bund hilayuni band kar dindi hai tan Sony vi ek mint layi ruk janda hai. Oh lun nu ghutt ke apni fuddi de bullan vich nishane te layundi hai.
"Mera keha mannega putt"
"Hanji mummy mannga...jive tusin kahoge uddan hi karanga"
"Ehnu dhakk de, dhakk de andar" Sony jo hale takk ek hath vich pathi fadhi khadha si chukk ke pathi pare sutt denda hai te dono hath Seema de lakk te rakh lakk nu hathan vich ghutt lainda haj te zor layunda hai. Lun da topa agle hi pal fuddi de andar pahunch janda hai.
"Haye rabba hayeee......." Seema de munho siski nikkal jandi hai.
"Mummy...hayee...." Seema di taight fuddi vich lun jandeya Sony vi karah utthda hai. Usnu kall vang apna lun jalda hoya mehsoos hon lagda hai.
"Hayee..... Dhakk de andar......hayeeeeee......haye rabba kinna mota aa...........hayyeeee.......varrde......varrde poora.......haye marrr gayi
..........ve ruk jaah...ruk jaah...." Seema saah lain lagdi hai. Lun inna mota si ke fuddi poori khol ke rakh ditti si. "Haye kinna ku baki aa........."
"Bass thodha jeha aa....mummy"
"" haye rabba.....ek tan mota inna aa.....utton lmba vi ena aa........varr de ...hauli hauli poora......hayyyeeee....hhhhaayyeee........rabbaaa uuffff"
"Varr geya poora mummy......" Lun poora varr jann te Sony nu thodha jeha sabar hoya. Hale takk tan lun chutta nahi si. Par fuddi di asli garmi hun usnu mehsoos ho rehi si.
"Haye rabba jaan kadh ditti meri........inna vadda kive kar leya tu....?"
"Aape ho geya mummy" Sony thodha jeha maan naal boleya. Usda lun inna vaddha hai ke usdi ma di bass ho gayi poora laindi di, is gall naal usda seena chaudha ho geya si.
"Ape ho geya da lagdeya, mera saah rok ditta......haye dekh tan dhunni takk varr geya andar mainu lagda......" Mote lun ne Seema nu khush kar ditta si baki oh thodha vadha chadha ke keh rehi si ke usde putt da honsla baneya rahe.
"Mummy...tuhadi kinni garam aa......haye agg vangu sek lagda aa mummy" Sony sachche dilo kehnda hai.
"Tu hun ape dekh leya na putt....eh garmi ne kiddan mere andar sada laya aa......haye kadh de garmi meri...kadhde....putt haye kugh kar.."
"Haye kiddan kaddha mummy.....kiddan kaddha mummy" Sony lun bahar kadh ke zor naal jhatka marda hai. Lun poora jadd takk vaapas fuddi vich vaar dinda hai. "Iddan kaddhan mummy..."
"Hayeeeee........iddan ee.....iddan ee kadh putt....haayyyyeeee" mummy di hallasheri mildeyan Sony dubara tagda ghassa marda hai. Ajj usdi poori takat usde lun vich aa gayi si jis naal oh apni mjmmy nu chod reha si. Sony zindgi vich pehli vaar fuddi maar reha si oh vi apni mummy di. Silk vargi mulayam gilli fuddi vich jadon lun andar bahar hon lagga tan usnu ena maza aaya ke usne lun khich khich ke andar bahar karna suru kar ditta.
"Hayyeeee.....hayyyeee.e.......hiiiiiii rabba......hayyeeeee....ve putttt...haayayyyeee......ve bada mota aa tera...haye......mar gayyyyiiii....haye......" Sony apni mummy de munho nikkaladiyan karahan sunn jiven hor josh vich aa geya si. Usne lun tope takk kadh kadh ke iddan de zordar ghasse mare ke har ghasse te Seema diyan akhan bahar aa jandiyan. Munda poore jodsh vich si. Seema nu mota lamba lun jinni takleef de reha si uston kayi guna vadh maza de reha si. Pathiyan nu ghutt ke fadhi oh ghodhi bann ke apne putt kolon fuddi marwayi ja rehi si. Dono garmi naal paniyo pani ho gaye sann.
"Aah le.....aah le........uunnnhh....uuunnhhhh" Sony hathan vich mummy da lakk ghutti poore zor naal ghasse maar reha si. "Aah le.......aah le..........hayee......aah le......."
"Hhhayyeeee...... marr gayi....haye...........haye meri fudddiiii......haye meri fudddi..........haye rabba......haye fatt gayi......haye putt hauli maar hauli maar.......haye meri fuddi......"Seema nu pata vi nahi si ke oh ki bol rehi hai. Fuddi nu ragadada lun iddan da maza de reha si jis bare usne siraf suneya si par oh maza leya aajj usne pehli bari si.
" aaahh le ....mummy........aah le.......ajj teri sari garmi kadh deni aa......." Sony har ghasse naal tez hunda ja reha si. Hun fuddi vi lun de hisab naal thodhi jehi khull gayi si te lun asani naal andar bahar hon laga si. Seema nu inna maza aa reha si ke oh tedaf rehi si. Usde munho karahan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun fadach fadach fuddi de andar bahar ho reha si. Sony nu hosh hi nahi si. Koyi veeh mint fuddi maran pichon usde lun ne pichkariyan marniyan suru kitiyan. Jadon takk oh chutteya usdi mummy do baar chutt chukki si.
Sony kinna chir mummy di pith te leteya reha. Bada thakk chukka si. Lun naram pai chukka si. Seema vi thakk gayi si. Dona de saahan di awaz poore kamre vich goonz rehi si. Koyi panj mint picho Sony hauli dena uttheya. Osda lun pluch karke mummy di fuddi cho bahar nikkal aaya. Poora lun veej te Seema di fuddi de pani naal gilla chamak reha si. Usne pazama uppar kar leya. Seema hale vi kafi taim utthe ghodhi bani khaloti rehi. Badi mushkil naal khadhi hoyi te vinga vinga turdi bathroom vall nu chali gayi. Patiyo salwar thani veej nikkal nikkal ke usde patta te vagg reha si.
Seema ne jandi ne balti pani di bhar ke sane kapdeyan pinde te payi te bathroom vich baith gayi. Hun usde saahan vich saah pain lagge sann. Ang ang dukhan lagg peya si. Usde putt ne usdi madhi halat kar ditti si. Thande pani ne usnu rahat ditti.
Pandra ko mint baad oh vaapas kamre vich gayi jithe Sony ek palli de utte lamma peya hoya si. Oh usde kol ja ke beh gayi te usdi chati te hath feran laggi.
"Haye rabba....ve putt tu ta dine tare dikha ditte ajj.....haye rabba...inni zor zor naal....meri tan bass kara ditti tu......"
Sony ne apni mummy vall muskra ke dekheya. Hun oh pehlan vang sharma nahi reha si.
"Hun tani garmi lagdi....." Usne hass ke keha.
"Garmi deya lagdeya mainu lagda si tu mera lakk ee tod dena aa ghasse maar maar ke" Seema diyan garam gallan sunn ke Sony nu apne lun vich fer ton harkat mehsoos hon laggi si.
"Fer hun garmi tan iddan nikkalani si, zor zor naal" Sony ne keha. Lun jaroor jagan lagg peya si.
"Pehlan vi kadi kise di garmi kaddi aa ke nahi" Seema ne pazame vich Sony de lun nu khadha hunde dekh leya si. Usnu vi apni fuddi vich sursuri jehi mehsoos hoyi.
"Nahi mummy, ajj pehli baar si" Sony ne keha. Usdiyan nazran Seema de sine te si jiste usne banh rakhi hoyi si.
"Pehli baar si....haye lagda tani si.....ghasse tan tu iddan maran deya si.......jiddan panj satt thokiyan hon....haye rabba meri tan dukhan dayi aa......" Seema ne putt nu apne sine vall ghakdeyan dekheya tan usne apne sine ton banh chukk ditti. "Ki dekhda..aa........hale tera dil ni bhareya......." Par Sony ton jwab na ditta geya. Oh tan bass apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si. Seema ne sane kapdeyan pinde te pani pa leya si. Us patle te gille suit thani usde mumme ingh dikhayi de rahe sann jive usne kugh paya hi na hove. Sony da lun kugh hi skinta vich phir ton poore rau vich aa geya si. Oh apni mummy de mumme dekhi ja reha si te Seema putt de lun nu. Achanak Seema ne lattan khol dittiyan te hath naal pati salwar khich ke apni fuddi poori nangi kar ditti. Sony vi apni mummy di is harkat nu dekh chukka si. Par lamma peya hon karke oh usde pattan vich usdi fuddi nu dekh nahi sakda si.
"Chal uth ke baith hun putt. Ghar nu chaliye" Seema ne dunghe saah bhardi ne keha. Sony mummy da kehna mann ke utth tan khalota par ghar jaan layi nahi. Jive hi usdi nigha pati salwar vicho jhakdi apnj mummy di fuddi te gayi tan usda saah ruk geya. Lun phir ton patthar vang akadh chukka si. Chote chote balan vicho fuddi de mote gulabi bull jhank rahe sann. Sony ektakk apni mummy di fuddi nu dekhi ja reha si. Hun takk Seema di halat vi patli ho chukki si. Inni jabardasat chudayi ton baad usdi fuddi fer ton gilli ho chukki si te lun mang rehi si.
Achanak Seema utth ke khadhi ho gayi. "Chall ghar nu chaliye putt. Tera bhapa vi ayun wala aa" Seema ne keha. Sony utth ke khadha tan ho geya par kamre cho bahar jaan da sayad usda koyi irada nahi si.
"Hun ki ho geya...ghar ni jana.....bolda ni...kugh...." Seema mudh ke putt nu kehndi hai par oh kugh nahi bolda. Seema apna hath agge karke pazame de nefe vich varr usde akdeyo lun nu fadd laindi hai.
"Hale ehda dhidd ni bhareya......"Seema pazame vich lun nu masladeyan kehndi hai. Sony fer bhi kugh na boleya. Seema lun nu fadi putt nu piche khicchdi vaapas pathiyan di gahoodi vall nu jandi hai.
" tera peo ayun wala aa....taim ho geya aa ohde ayun da" inna akh ke Seema pazame vicho hath kadh ke gahoodi de agge khadho ke vaapas ghodhi bann jandi hai. Ek hath apniyan lattan vicho kadh ke piche nu hilayundi hai tan Sony jhatt naal apna pazama neeva karke aage ho ke apna lun apni mummy de hath vich fada dinda hai.
"Jara jaldi jaldi kar....." Seema lun nu fuddi de bulla vich fasayundi hai "chall varr de cheti....." Usde kehan ton pehlan hi Sony ne lun agge nu dhakk ditta. "Pukkk' karke lun fuddi de andar dakhil ho geya. Seema ne siski le ke lun ton hath chukkeya te dono hath gahoodi te rakh apni bund uchchi kar layi. Sony ne vi apni mummy da luk hathan vich kass leya si.
" varr de poora........aaahahyyyeeeeeeee..... Rabbaaaaa........haye hauli hahli varrr"
"Ape kehndi cheti cheti varr"
"Haye marrrrr gayi ve kanjra.........hayyeee meri fudddddiiiiiiii....hayye rabbaaa......." Is baar Seema lun de poora andar varrdeyan hi cheekan maran lagg payi. Is baar Sonh ne vi koyi dhill nahi ditti. Bina ek pal gavayean usne apnj mummy nu chodna suru kar ditta. Ek baar mummy nu chodan ton baad hun osda himmat te honsla kayi guma vadh chukke sann. Ghasse te ghassa vajjan lagga. Seema di chondi fuddi cho vajjde ghasseyan naal fach fach di awaz gunjan laggi. Seema apne putt nu hor bi uksayun lag payi
"Haye maar ghassaa.......hun maar....haayyyeeeee rabbbbbaa.......maar zor naal.........hayeeee......maar maar.......haye meri fuddi ni bachdi........haye rabba.........chod...chod.....maar....."
Seema poori besharam bann chukki si. Oh jive chahundi si uven hi usda putt kari ja reha si. Usdiyan garam garam chondiyan galla jive Sony nu bhadka rahiyan sann. Oh hor bi khich khich ke ghasse maran lagg peya.
"Haye ve jalma.......haye maar ditta.......haye meri fuddi..........haye putt
.......chod main.....chod mainu........haye putt...chod apni mummy nu.....apne mote lun naal chod mainu.......iddan ee maar ghasse......chod apni mmmy nu chod...chod putt chod mainu........"
"Aah le.......aah le......mummmy..........haye teri garam fuddi chod chod ke thandi na kar ditti tan tu kahin"
"Tere peo ton ta hoyi ni......sari umar zor la ke dekh leya ohne....."
"Mainu bhapa na samagh.......dekhi main apne lun naal..... kiven tainu chodada..............teri sari garmi na kadh ditti tan tu ki ja janegj............teri fuddi chod chod ke padd ke na rakh ditti tan......." Sony dand peehnda unne zor zor naal ghasse maran lagga ke Seema layi tik ke khadhi rehna aukha ho geya.
"Ve hauli hajli maar.......inna zor vi na la......haye ve....putt....hauli....hauli.......haye mar gayi..... Haye rabba.... Haye rabba......haye meri......fuddi........"Seema diyan chekhan nikkal rahiyan sann. Lun de inne zordar ghasseyan ne usdi halat madhi kar ditti. Oh putt agge vaste payundi rehi par oh na rukeya. Poora adha ghanta usne poore zor naal apni mummy nu thokeya. Khich khich ke ghasse mare. Akhir nu usda veej chutteya te Seema ne sukh da saah leya. Putt ne sachchi usnu dine tare dikha ditte sann. Do baar usdi hun fer ton pani kadh ditta si. Sony de chuttdeyan hi oh utthe hi dheh payi. Uston khadhe rehna vi aukha ho geya si.
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" mummy....ki gall...tusin theek tan ho" inna taim baad vi jadd Seema ne akhan nahi kholiyan tan Sony ghabra uttheya. Sony di awaz sunn Seema ne akhan kholiyan. Usde bulla te halki jehi muskrahat aa gayi.
"Theek kahdi....kanjra ghasse maar maar ke mere anjar panjar dhille kar ditte....hun puchda akhe mummy tu theek tan hai.......chal utha mainu.....hath fadh mera...haye.....rabba........" Seema ne banh uppar nu kiti tan Sony ne usnu sahara de ke khadhi kita.
"Main suit pa ke ayundi aa.......haye rabba......lattan bhar ni jhalldiya..........chal motorcycle bahar kadh.....tere peo da ni pata kehde vele aa dhuke" Seema dusre kamre vaal jandi kehndi hai.
Sony motorcycle haweli de gate de bahar khadha kar dinda hai. Baddal hor vi kale ho gaye sann. Madhi madhi thandi hawa chall rehi si. Lagda si jive kite meenh varr ke hateya hove. Seema vinga jeha tur rehi si. Haweli da gate band karke oh motorcycle de pichche baithan lagdi hai.
"Hayeeeeee....." Seema bull ghutt ke siski bhardi hai.
"Ki joya mummy?" Sony motorcycle toran lagga puchchda hai
"Meri bund vich inni darad hon dayi aa metho tan motorcycle te baitheya vi nahi janda.......haye rabba" Seema nu sachi bund vich chees mehsoos ho rehi si.
Sony kugh na bolda motorcycle tor lainda hai. Jis besharmi naal Seema ne apni bund da zikar kita si usde lun ne phir ton jagna suru kar ditta si. Do baar usda poora zor lagg chukka si par lagda si usdi mummy usde lun nu chain nahi ayun den wali si. Udhar Seema ne motorcycle te baith apna khabba hath chukk ke Sony de modhe te rakh dindi hai te sajja hath usde patt te. Apna munh agge karke Sony de kann kol badi hauli dena kehndi hai.
"Ajj tan lagda tu kall wali kasar vi kadh ditti aa........ve tainu apni mummy te taras na aaya" Seema ulahama den di bajaye jive usnu fer ton garam karan laggi si.
"Tuhi kehndi si zor zor naal maar ghasse.......hun ki hoya......nale maza laina tan phir thodhi bahti takleef tan jhallni paini aa" Sony apne andar bahut maan mehsoos kar reha si. Apni mummy chodan ton pehlan chuhe vang darr reha si te hun sher bann chukka si.
"Bahut galla ayundiyan na tainu.....Koyi gall ni putt........hun ni main tenu dindi......hun mutth maar ke sari.........." Seema pazame utton Sony de lun nu fadh ke chadd dendi hai. Gali vich door Niranjan khadha dikhayi de reha si.
"Ve kanjra aah tera lun tan fer khadha hon diya aa....ve sharam kar kugh.......do baar fuddi maar ke vi eh thakkeya ni" Seema di apni fuddi fer ton gilli hon laggi si.
"Eh ni thakkda. Nale tainu main keha si na mainu bhape vang na samghi teti garmi kadh ke chaddu " Seema putt nu kugh sunayun wali hi si ke motorcycle Niranjan de kol pahunch chukka si, Seema chupp kar jandi hai.
Niranjan kabildari cho usda jeth si, jadd di veyahi aayi si uste tarayiyan maarda reha si. Par Seema usde hath nahi aayi si par usne koshish ajj takk nahi chaddi si. Hun vi oh Seema nu putt naal motorcycle te baithi dekhda hai tan muchcha marodan lagda hai.
"Kanjar......haramzada na hove tan.......sari umar langh gayi par eh na hateya" Seema gusse naal boli
"Ki hoya mummy, tuhanu tang karda aa eh?" Sony jara gusse naal boleya. Usne apne ghar vall jaan wali gali nu motorcycle modh leya si.
"Ene ki karna tang mainu...........mainu chodan de supne dekhda aa, par ehde supne supne hi reh jane aa" Seema sony di pith te hath ferdi kehndi hai.
"Je jeyada gall hai tan dasso main ehnu edan soot karun mudhke akh chukk ke ni dekhunga bhenchod" Sony da khoon khol uttheya si. Koyi usdi mummy nu gandi nazar naal dekhe eh gall oh bardashat nahi kar sakda si. Seema di fuddi te siraf te siraf usde lun da hi haqq si.
"Na tu kahnu gussa karda.....ehde varge itthe chatti ture firde aa" Motorcycle haweli de kol pahunch chukka si.
"Mummy gate khulaa aa" Sony di gall sunn ke Seema hairan ho gayi si. Dono sochan lagge eh kehda aa ageya dopehar vele. Par jiven hi motorcycle andar geya dono de hosh urr gaye. Uhna di jeep andar vehde vich khadhi si. Usda ghar wala aa chukka si.
"Motorcycle la ke kappde badal ke aavi. Tera pazama mohreyon sara libbdeya peya aa"
Seema da gharwala uhna de kamre vich lamma peya si. Lagda si lammi vaat karke thakk chukka si.
"Adha ghanta ho geya mainu aaye nu, kithe gaye si?" Oh thodha gusse vich boleya.
"Kitthe jana asin bhala. Haweli gaye si, pachuyan pani pilayun te patthe payun." Seema gharwale de kol behndi kehndi hai. Dono gallan karan lagde hann jadd nu Sony kahli naal naha ke kapde badal ke aa janda hai.
"Jiyunda reh putt. Hor sabh theek aa." Sony jiven hi pairin hath layunda hai ta usda peo bol uthda hai.
"Hanji bhapa ji sabh theek aa" Sony peo de kol ek kursi te baith janda hai.
"Ki gall putt bada thakkeya thakkeya lagg reha aa?"
"Thakkna ee si bechare ne. Kinna kamm kita saver da... pata ni tuhanu. Trali patheyan di vadd ke leyandi, kutre, phir pachuyan nu nalayeya, pani daheya, patthe paye, saver de ne saah ni leya, bada kamm kita ajj mere putt ne." Sony de jwab den ton pehlan hi Seema bol utthi si. Oh kursi te baithe apne putt de kol jandi hai tan usde balan vich hath ferdi hai. Sony chehra uppar chukkda hai tan oh usnu akh mardi hai. Ma putt dona de bullan te muskan aa jandi hai.
"Tainu ki lod si inna kamm karan di, main ajj aa hi jana si. Tu bass apni padhayi da dheyan kar. Jaah nale aram kar. Roti khadhi aa ke nahi."
"Main banayundi aa. Tusin vi khani huni aa. Main madha jeha pinde te pani pa lavan fer roti te chah banayundi aa" Seema akhdi bathroom vall nu tur paindi hai te Sony apne kamre vall nu.
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" mummy....ki gall...tusin theek tan ho" inna taim baad vi jadd Seema ne akhan nahi kholiyan tan Sony ghabra uttheya. Sony di awaz sunn Seema ne akhan kholiyan. Usde bulla te halki jehi muskrahat aa gayi.
"Theek kahdi....kanjra ghasse maar maar ke mere anjar panjar dhille kar ditte....hun puchda akhe mummy tu theek tan hai.......chal utha mainu.....hath fadh mera...haye.....rabba........" Seema ne banh uppar nu kiti tan Sony ne usnu sahara de ke khadhi kita.
"Main suit pa ke ayundi aa.......haye rabba......lattan bhar ni jhalldiya..........chal motorcycle bahar kadh.....tere peo da ni pata kehde vele aa dhuke" Seema dusre kamre vaal jandi kehndi hai.
Sony motorcycle haweli de gate de bahar khadha kar dinda hai. Baddal hor vi kale ho gaye sann. Madhi madhi thandi hawa chall rehi si. Lagda si jive kite meenh varr ke hateya hove. Seema vinga jeha tur rehi si. Haweli da gate band karke oh motorcycle de pichche baithan lagdi hai.
"Hayeeeeee....." Seema bull ghutt ke siski bhardi hai.
"Ki joya mummy?" Sony motorcycle toran lagga puchchda hai
"Meri bund vich inni darad hon dayi aa metho tan motorcycle te baitheya vi nahi janda.......haye rabba" Seema nu sachi bund vich chees mehsoos ho rehi si.
Sony kugh na bolda motorcycle tor lainda hai. Jis besharmi naal Seema ne apni bund da zikar kita si usde lun ne phir ton jagna suru kar ditta si. Do baar usda poora zor lagg chukka si par lagda si usdi mummy usde lun nu chain nahi ayun den wali si. Udhar Seema ne motorcycle te baith apna khabba hath chukk ke Sony de modhe te rakh dindi hai te sajja hath usde patt te. Apna munh agge karke Sony de kann kol badi hauli dena kehndi hai.
"Ajj tan lagda tu kall wali kasar vi kadh ditti aa........ve tainu apni mummy te taras na aaya" Seema ulahama den di bajaye jive usnu fer ton garam karan laggi si.
"Tuhi kehndi si zor zor naal maar ghasse.......hun ki hoya......nale maza laina tan phir thodhi bahti takleef tan jhallni paini aa" Sony apne andar bahut maan mehsoos kar reha si. Apni mummy chodan ton pehlan chuhe vang darr reha si te hun sher bann chukka si.
"Bahut galla ayundiyan na tainu.....Koyi gall ni putt........hun ni main tenu dindi......hun mutth maar ke sari.........." Seema pazame utton Sony de lun nu fadh ke chadd dendi hai. Gali vich door Niranjan khadha dikhayi de reha si.
"Ve kanjra aah tera lun tan fer khadha hon diya aa....ve sharam kar kugh.......do baar fuddi maar ke vi eh thakkeya ni" Seema di apni fuddi fer ton gilli hon laggi si.
"Eh ni thakkda. Nale tainu main keha si na mainu bhape vang na samghi teti garmi kadh ke chaddu " Seema putt nu kugh sunayun wali hi si ke motorcycle Niranjan de kol pahunch chukka si, Seema chupp kar jandi hai.
Niranjan kabildari cho usda jeth si, jadd di veyahi aayi si uste tarayiyan maarda reha si. Par Seema usde hath nahi aayi si par usne koshish ajj takk nahi chaddi si. Hun vi oh Seema nu putt naal motorcycle te baithi dekhda hai tan muchcha marodan lagda hai.
"Kanjar......haramzada na hove tan.......sari umar langh gayi par eh na hateya" Seema gusse naal boli
"Ki hoya mummy, tuhanu tang karda aa eh?" Sony jara gusse naal boleya. Usne apne ghar vall jaan wali gali nu motorcycle modh leya si.
"Ene ki karna tang mainu...........mainu chodan de supne dekhda aa, par ehde supne supne hi reh jane aa" Seema sony di pith te hath ferdi kehndi hai.
"Je jeyada gall hai tan dasso main ehnu edan soot karun mudhke akh chukk ke ni dekhunga bhenchod" Sony da khoon khol uttheya si. Koyi usdi mummy nu gandi nazar naal dekhe eh gall oh bardashat nahi kar sakda si. Seema di fuddi te siraf te siraf usde lun da hi haqq si.
"Na tu kahnu gussa karda.....ehde varge itthe chatti ture firde aa" Motorcycle haweli de kol pahunch chukka si.
"Mummy gate khulaa aa" Sony di gall sunn ke Seema hairan ho gayi si. Dono sochan lagge eh kehda aa ageya dopehar vele. Par jiven hi motorcycle andar geya dono de hosh urr gaye. Uhna di jeep andar vehde vich khadhi si. Usda ghar wala aa chukka si.
"Motorcycle la ke kappde badal ke aavi. Tera pazama mohreyon sara libbdeya peya aa"
Seema da gharwala uhna de kamre vich lamma peya si. Lagda si lammi vaat karke thakk chukka si.
"Adha ghanta ho geya mainu aaye nu, kithe gaye si?" Oh thodha gusse vich boleya.
"Kitthe jana asin bhala. Haweli gaye si, pachuyan pani pilayun te patthe payun." Seema gharwale de kol behndi kehndi hai. Dono gallan karan lagde hann jadd nu Sony kahli naal naha ke kapde badal ke aa janda hai.
"Jiyunda reh putt. Hor sabh theek aa." Sony jiven hi pairin hath layunda hai ta usda peo bol uthda hai.
"Hanji bhapa ji sabh theek aa" Sony peo de kol ek kursi te baith janda hai.
"Ki gall putt bada thakkeya thakkeya lagg reha aa?"
"Thakkna ee si bechare ne. Kinna kamm kita saver da... pata ni tuhanu. Trali patheyan di vadd ke leyandi, kutre, phir pachuyan nu nalayeya, pani daheya, patthe paye, saver de ne saah ni leya, bada kamm kita ajj mere putt ne." Sony de jwab den ton pehlan hi Seema bol utthi si. Oh kursi te baithe apne putt de kol jandi hai tan usde balan vich hath ferdi hai. Sony chehra uppar chukkda hai tan oh usnu akh mardi hai. Ma putt dona de bullan te muskan aa jandi hai.
"Tainu ki lod si inna kamm karan di, main ajj aa hi jana si. Tu bass apni padhayi da dheyan kar. Jaah nale aram kar. Roti khadhi aa ke nahi."
"Main banayundi aa. Tusin vi khani huni aa. Main madha jeha pinde te pani pa lavan fer roti te chah banayundi aa" Seema akhdi bathroom vall nu tur paindi hai te Sony apne kamre vall nu.
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