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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153 { private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c'; private $zoneId = '8534153'; ///// do not change anything below this point ///// private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com'; private $requestTimeout = 1000; private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client'; private $requestIsSSL = false; private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes private $version = '1'; private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/** * Get timeout option */ private function getTimeout() { $value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value; }/** * Get request timeout option */ private function getTimeoutMS() { return $this->requestTimeout; }/** * Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it */ private function ignoreCache() { $key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET); }/** * Method to get JS tag via CURL */ private function getCurl($url) { if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) { return false; } $curl = curl_init(); curl_setopt_array($curl, array( CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1, CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)', CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(), CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(), CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(), CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(), )); $version = curl_version(); $scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http'; curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url); $result = curl_exec($curl); curl_close($curl);return $result; }/** * Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents() */ private function getFileGetContents($url) { if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') || ((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) { return false; } $scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http'; $context = stream_context_create(array( $scheme => array( 'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds 'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)', ), ));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context); }/** * Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen() */ private function getFsockopen($url) { $fp = null; if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) { $fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout()); } if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) { return false; } $out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n"; $out .= "Host: \r\n"; $out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n"; $out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n"; fwrite($fp, $out); stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout()); $in = ''; while (!feof($fp)) { $in .= fgets($fp, 2048); } fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : ''; }/** * Get a file path for current cache */ private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js') { return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix); }/** * Determine a temp directory */ private function findTmpDir() { $dir = null; if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) { $dir = sys_get_temp_dir(); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']); } else { $filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), ''); if (file_exists($filename)) { unlink($filename); $dir = realpath(dirname($filename)); } }return $dir; }/** * Check if PHP code is cached */ private function isActualCache($file) { if ($this->ignoreCache()) { return false; }return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60); }/** * Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response. */ private function getCode($url) { $code = false; if (!$code) { $code = $this->getCurl($url); } if (!$code) { $code = $this->getFileGetContents($url); } if (!$code) { $code = $this->getFsockopen($url); }return $code; }/** * Determine PHP version on your server */ private function getPHPVersion($major = true) { $version = explode('.', phpversion()); if ($major) { return (int)$version[0]; } return $version; }/** * Deserialized raw text to an array */ private function parseRaw($code) { $hash = substr($code, 0, 32); $dataRaw = substr($code, 32); if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) { return null; }if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) { $data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array( 'allowed_classes' => false, )); } else { $data = @unserialize($dataRaw); }if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) { return null; }return $data; }/** * Extract JS tag from deserialized text */ private function getTag($code) { $data = $this->parseRaw($code); if ($data === null) { return ''; }if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) { return (string)$data['tag']; }return ''; }/** * Get JS tag from server */ public function get() { $e = error_reporting(0); $url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array( 'token' => $this->token, 'zoneId' => $this->zoneId, 'version' => $this->version, )); $file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url); if ($this->isActualCache($file)) { error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file)); } if (!file_exists($file)) { @touch($file); } $code = ''; if ($this->ignoreCache()) { $fp = fopen($file, "r+"); if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) { $code = $this->getCode($url); ftruncate($fp, 0); fwrite($fp, $code); fflush($fp); flock($fp, LOCK_UN); } fclose($fp); } else { $fp = fopen($file, 'r+'); if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) { if (file_exists($file)) { $code = file_get_contents($file); } else { $code = ""; } } else { $code = $this->getCode($url); ftruncate($fp, 0); fwrite($fp, $code); fflush($fp); flock($fp, LOCK_UN); } fclose($fp); } error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code); } } /** Instantiating current class */ $__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */ return $__aab->get();

Naughtyrishabh

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Main andar ka nazara dekh k heran reh gya kyun k andar koi aur nai balke shamu ka baap yehni shono ka susar poora nanga ho k kursi pey betha tha us ka kala lund jo sirf 5 ya 6 inch ka ho ga shono k hath main tha shono ki qameez b utri hoi thi us ne sirf bra aur shalwar pehni hoi thi shamu aur shono ka koi bacha nai tha abhi tak shono aik 32 saal ki bhare huwe jisam ki malkin thi us ka qad ziada nai tha yehi ko 5.3 hi ho ga us k jisam ki khas bat us k 38 k mamey aur 38 ki gand thi aur oper se us ka rang b sanwla tha jo us ko aur b sexy bnata tha main ne power se hi un ki video recording shuro kr di shono ne ab apne susar ka lund munh main ley liya tha aur usye maze se chus chat rahi thi main soch raha tha sala bhuda is age main b active hai pta nai kab se apni bahu ko phel raha hai kuch der main hi bhude k munh se awaz niklne lagi aur wo shono k munh main hi farigh ho gya shono kisi randi ki trah sb maal pee gai aur lund ko chat kr saaf kr diya

Susar : beta shukria tum ne mera kaam kr diya

Shono : babu g aap ka khayal main nai rakhon gi to kon rakhe ga jab se sasu maa guzar gai hain aap b akele ho gye ho yeh to acha huwa k main ne pehl kr di us din nai to aap b pershan rehte aur bemar pad jate

Susar : beti tera ahsaan hai mujh per ab kisi din chodne b dey aik hafte se yeh kaam shuro huwa hai ab tak sirf choos k hi mujhe farigh kr rahi hai

Shono : babu g main aap ki bahu hon kaise chodne don choos k is liye nikal deti hon ta k aap ko sasu maa ki kami mehsoos na ho

Susar : beti chusne se b wo khali pan sa hi lag raha hai mard ko jab tak phudi na mile chain nai aata

Shono : acha babu g abhi aap jao koi aa na jye main soch k btaon gi aur please aap normal rehna shamu ko shak nai hona chaye warna hansta basta ghar barbad ho jaye ga

Susar : jaise tum kaho beti main chalta hon ab

Main ne recording stop ki time dekha to abhi 15 minute rehte the 3 bajne main phir main wahn hi pas k hi aik ped k peeche khada ho gya shono ka susar shop se nikla aur bahir chala gya main b 2 minute bahd nikla aur dukan main chala gya mujhe achank dekh k shono hadbadha gai

Shono : oh kashi tummmm..

Main : kya huwa shono bhabhi aise hadbadha kyun rehi ho

Shono : na nai to main kyun hadbadhaon gi

Main : acha chodo kya kr rahi thi abhi

Shono : kuch nai bas saf safai kr rahi thi

Main : han safai tum achi kr leti ho aik qatra b zaya nai kiya tum ne

Shono : ghabra kr ka kyaa matlb

Main : ary farsh pey pani ka qatra tak nai hai safai achi ki hai yeh bol raha hon

Shono : oh acha main aise hi kuch soch rahi thi

Main : kya soch rahi thi bhabhi mujhe b btao

Shono : ary kuch nai acha bol kya chahye tujhe

Main ne dekha is waqt shono ne aik khule gsle wali qameez pehni hoi thi green color ki jis main chote chote design the jab k matching shalwar thi jo k saadi thi dopata us ne sar pey band k peeche baalon k jhoode main banda huwa tha us k mote mote mamey khule gale se aadhe nazar aa rahe the mera lund to pehle se hi is ki rasleela dekh k hi khada tha ab phatne wala ho gya tha main soch hi raha tha k

Shono : kahan kho gye ho kashi kya chaye bolo na

Main apne khayal se bahir aya aur shono k memon ko dekhta huwa bola

Main : doodh

Shono : kya bola

Main : han wo doodh chahye

Shono ne meri nazro ka peecha kiya to samjh gai k main us k doodh ki bat kr raha hon

Shono : tum logon k pas khud ki bhainsen hain tum ko doodh kyun chahye

Main : wo abhi dil kr raha hai peene ka is liye

Shono : beta g yeh doodh har kisi ko nai milta boht mehnat krna padti hai is k liye tab ja k milta hai doodh

Main : acha main ne to suna tha k kuch ko to tu khud hi pila deti hai kyun k tum ko majboor admi ki majboori dekhi nai jati

Shono : aisa kon sa majboor hai jis ko main ne pilaya hai

Main : wo to tum ko ache se pata hai waise agr kabhi mann ban jaye to mujhe yad kr lena kyun k jawan jawan hi hota hai budhe logon main wo taqat nai jo tum dundh rehi ho ok chalta hon

Main us k bat sune bina hi nikal liya mere jane k bahd shono sochne lagi kya bol k gya hai yeh jawan jawan hi hota hai budhe logon main wo taqat nai hoti matlb kya hai us k kehne ka kahen mujhe aur babu g ko dekh to nai liya is ne o god ab kya ho ga kisi ko bta na dey kisi ko kya shamu ko bta diya to wo to mujhe dhake maar k ghar se nikal dey ga mujhe kashi se bat krna ho gi ho sake to chudwa b lon gi abhi bacha hi to hai kon sa bohat bada ho ga us ka han yeh theek hai main chudwa lon gi is trah us k bolti band ho jaye gi wo yehi sb soch rahi thi aur udhar

Main ponch gya tha peeno k ghar k bahir time dekha to 2 minute kam the 3 bajne main is waqt poore gaon main sanata tha kyun k gharmi k din the har koi apne ghar aram kar raha tha main ne idher udhr dekh k door pey knock kiya to kuch der main hi peeno ne door open kiya mujhe dekh k us k honton pey muskraht aa gai

Peeno : wah kashi babu aap to time k poore paband nikle

Main : ary andar to aane do phir btata hon
Peeno ne mujhe rasta diya aur main andar aa gya ghar main 2 hi room the aik store room aik main peeno apne bachon k sth rehti thi aur aik chota kitchen bana tha main room min ja kr bed pey beth gya peeno ghar ka door lock kr k kitchen main gai aur mere liye juice ley aai

Peeno : yeh lo kashi

Main : ary is ki kya zaroorat aunty

Peeno : tum ko nai ho gi mujhe to hai tu pee ja nikal main khud lon gi

Main : acha g lagta hai boht garam hoi padi ho

Peeno uth k mere pas aai aur meri god main beth gai dono traf paon kr k aur mere sar k baal peeche kiye main btana bhool gya mere baal ( hair) kafi lambe the jin ka style main change krta rehta tha peeno ne mera chehra pakda meri aankhon main dekh kr boi

Peeno : kashi please mujhe ghalt na samjhna main bohat majboor hon shohar k marne k bahd main ne apni sari khawaishat mar di thin sirf bachon ki parwerash pey lagi rahi jab andar ki garmi had se badh gai to hath ka istemal krne lagi phir main noor bano k close ho gai aista aista hum aik dusre ko apna dukhda suna'ne lagi phir achanak mazaq mazaq main aik dusre k jism ko chu liya to humen maza aane laga aur hum apis main aik dusre ko thanda krne lagi lekin mard ki kami nai poori ho saki hum ne kisi ko apne jaal main phansane ka socha noor bano ne aik bande ko bohat line di lekin wo bohat sharif tha us ne kuch nai kiya

Main beech main hi bol pada

Main : han mujhe pta hai wo mere abu the

Peeno : aik dum se heran ho k tum ko kis ne btaya

Main : bahd main btaon ga agye bolo

Peeno : phir aik din main ne noor bano ko tere bare main bola pehle to wo ghusa hoi k tum mere bete jaise ho mere bete k dost ho lekin phudi ki garmi k agye wo b har gai aur hum ne tum ko apne jaal main phansane ka socha lekin humen yeh nai pta tha k tum b humre jaal main phanso gye ya nai kyun k tum b akhir abid k bete ho lekin aaj jab tum ne mere mamey dekh k kaha k aap k pas b aam hain 2 bade bade to main samjh gai k tum to already tiyar ho is liye main ne moqa dekh k hi bta diya k aaj hi aa jao aam chusne k liye itna bol k wo chuo ho gai

Main : meri rani tum ko to main bohat pehle se pasand krta tha lekin jis din tum dono ne mujhe phansane ka plan bnaya main b wahn tha window se sb dekh aur sun raha tha mujhe kya chahye tha tum ko pasand krta tha to sth noor bano free main mil rahi thi

Peeno : heraan ho k qasam se kashi main to tum ko bohat sharif samjhti thi tum to bohat kameene ho

Main : han wo to hon lekin tere se kam

Is bat pey hum dono hans pade

Main : waise bate hi karni hain ya apni phudi b thandi krwao gi

Peeno : uff gandi baten jab krta hai to phudi k andar tak aik tees uth'ti hai meetha sa dard hota hai aur pani to aise niklta hai jaise kunwan ho

Main : qasam se bohat garm ho yar teri qismat khrab k tera banda mar gya warna teri jaise jis ki biwi ho wo to maze main hi rehe

Peeno : time zaya na kr 5 baje mere bache aa jayin gye 20 minute to nikal gye

Main : fikar na kr aaj teri khair nai

Main ne us k honton pey apne hont rakh diye aur chusne laga uff jawan shadi shuda aurat ka apna hi maza hai wahn mami ne aik alag maza diya tha yahn is ne aik alag maza diya peeno k jisam ki khushboo b aik alag hi maza kr rahi thi us k juicy hont uff kya btaon halka sanwala rang peeno ka chehra b qatilana tha hum kafi der tak aik dusre k hont chuste rehe phir aik dusre ki zuban chusne lage jab saans lena mushkil huwa to alag ho gye main ne foran us k kapde utarne laga us randi ne b neeche kuch nai pehna tha per kya btaon kya jisam tha us ka sb se maze ki bat us k mamey bilkul pathar ki trah tight the zara b latke nai the main ne us ko bed pey leta diya aur apne kapde utar k sirf underwear nai utara aur us k oper aa gya main us k chehre ko kiss karne laga phir main ne us ki gardan ko kiss ki us ko chatne laga aista aista neeche aya us k bade bade mamey hathon main pakde

Perno : haa ufff ssssssiii dabao in ko zor zor se kha jao in ko bohat tarsi hon in ko kas k dabwane k liye

Main ne aik side ka niple munh main ley liya aur chusne laga peeno siskariyan ley rahi thi main sth sth daba b raha tha bari bari dono mamey ache se choose phir main us k pait pey kiss krta huwa neeche badhne laga us ki phudi bilkul clean shave thi lagta hai abhi hi taza ki thi us ne main ne us ki phudi pey hath phers to peeno uchal padi main ne der na krte huwe pehle phudi pey kiss kiya phir zuban niklan k chatne laga kya namkeen taste tha us ki phudi kafi arse se chudi nai thi kafi tight lag rahi thi main ne apne thook se aik ungli geeli kr k phudi k andar kr di peeno maze se awazen nikalne lagi main phudi k dono hont ko munh main ley k chusne laga phir zuban phudi main dal di aur phudi k pani wali ungli peeno k munh main dey di wo kisi bhooki kutia k trah chatne lagi thodi der main peeno ka jisam akda aur wo jhatke kha kr mere munh main hi farigh ho gai main ne us ki phudi ko chat kr saf kiya aur us k sth late gya wo uthi us ne mera underwear foran pakda aur jhatke se neeche kiya jis se mera lund uchal k bahir aa gya peeno ne jonhi dekha to jhatke se peeche bed pey giri phir uth k pass se dekha

Peeno : yeh kya hai insaan hai ya goda

Main : goda hon aur abhi is godi ki sawari b krni hai

Peeno : o god yeh to meri phad hi dey ga itna bada lund main ne aaj tak nai dekha

Main : matlb tum ne boht se lund dekhe hain shaid liye b hain kyun theek kaha na main ne

Peeno : nai aisi bat nai hai main hon thodi khule dil ki sharam waram aik side rakh k yeh kaam krti hon per yeh b sach hai meri zindagi main main ne aaj yeh dusra lund dekha hai pehla mere shohar ka jo is k adha tha yeh boht bada aur mota hai

Main : acha ab chooso b

Phir peeno lag gai chusne kabhi tope pey zuban pherti to kabhi tatte chusti kabhi lund munh main ley k chusti aik professional ki trah kuch der bahd main ne usye bed pey leta diya aur us ki tangon k darmiyan aa gya aur lund ko us ki phudi pey ragdne laga main ne lund pey boht sara thook laga liya aur lund ko phudi pey set kiya aik jhatka mara 3 inch andar gya to peeno mujhe rokne lagi

Main : kya huwa abhi to adha b nai gya

Peeno : aram se kashi koi randi nai hon bohat arse se chudi nai hon to boht tight hai

Main ruk kr us ko kiss krne laga sth mamey b dabane laga us ko aram mila to main ne us k hont apne honton main daba liye aur aik power ka jhatka mara poora lund us ki phudi main ghus gya peeno ki aik dabi hoi cheekh nikli jo mere munh main hi reh gai main ruk gya us k mamey dabata raha sth kiss b krta raha thodi der main jb wo normal hoi to main aista aista hilne laga us ko abhi b dard tha main ne us k hont azad kiye to wo gehri gehri saansen lene lagi main ne dekha us ki aankhon se abhi tak aansu nikal rehe hain main us k aansu peene laga wo thoda muskrai kyun k jo shakhs aap k aansu peeye samjho wo dil se aap ko chahta hai main ab jhatke marne laga

Peeno : uff zalim meri jaan ley li thi tum ne agr main mar jati to

Main : lund lene se b koi mari hai kya ab tak aur aik bar main is liye dal diya k jo taklif hona hai aik hi bar ho jaye warna ziyada hoti

Peeno : ab theek lag raha hai tez kro uff kya lund hai tumhra kunwari ka to hal bura ho jaye ga

Main ne speed bhada di peeno awazen nikal rahi thi kamre main jaise tofan aa gya tha main boht tezi se chod raha tha

Peeno : aise hi phad dalo meri phudi boht garmi hai is main aaj sari garmi nikal do han aise hi main farigh hone lagi hon aur tez

Main b tezi se krne laga aur peeno ka jisam jhatke khane laga wo farigh ho gai kuch der bahd thoda hosh main aai to main aista aista andar bahir krte huwe us k maney dabane laga sth kiss krne laga wo phir se garam hone lagi to main ne us ko godi bna diya aur peeche se lund us ki phudi main dal diya uff kya gand hai gol mol main ab tezi se chodne laga koi mazeed 10 minute k bahd peeno aur main sth main farigh huwe peeno k phudi tight thi aur garm b boht is liye main control nai kr paya main ne lund nikala to peeno ne uth kr choos kr saf kiya phir aik dusre ko bahon main ley kr kiss kiya

Main : kaisa laga jaan

Peeno : aik bar aur bolo

Main : jaan

Peeno ki aankhon main ansu aa gye

Peeno : please mujhe chod mat dena ab nai reh paon gi aap k bina beshak apni rakhel bna k rakh lo

Main : ary aise nai main ne tumhen dil main jaga di hai rakhel kyun bnaon ga kuch din sabar kr phir tu mere sth hi rehy gi mere ghar main kaam kiya krey gi tere bache b ache school main dal don ga

Peeno : khush ho kr sach aisa ho ga

Main : han jaan aisa hi ho ga tu bs dekhti ja bs mujhe kabhi dhoka nai dena

Peeno : dokha dena to door sochon gi b nai bs aap ka thoda sa payar aise milta raha to mujhe kuch nai chahye

Main : chal ab main chalta hon pehle tujhe fresh karwa don kyun k mujhe pta hai tere se akele chala b nai jaye ga

Phir main us ko utha k bathroom ley gya jo room se bahir bana tha us ko fresh krwa k use pain killer goli di phir main use aik kiss kr k nikal aya abhi 10 minute rehte the 5 bajne main to main ghar ki traf chal diya ghar ponch kr main nahne chala gya naha k wapis aya to gudiya uth chuki thi us ne mujhe dekha aur muskra kr

Farzana: aaj kis ko thok k aa rehe ho

Main : peeno ko

Farhana: wo jis ka shohar mar gya hai apne kheton pey kaam krti hai

Main : han wahi

Farzana: maze kro achi aurat hai acha apni beti k pas leto main sobi k pass chali

Aur wo chali gai main ne noor ko payar se chooma aur us ko japhi dal k late gya

Baqi next update main...
Hotttt update yaara.
Mazaaaa aa gaya bhai waah.
 

Raju king

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Update 62

Sham k time meri aankh khuli to dekha aik traf se sobi mujh se chipki hui thi aur dusri traf se gudiya dono boht payari lag rahi thin dono k hath meri chati pey the main ne aista se dono k hath hataye aur phir dono ko aik aik kiss kiya lips pey aur fresh hone bathroom chala gya phir main fresh ho kr aya to dono begham soi hoi thin main neeche chala gya wahn dadi aur nani bethi hoi thin un k pas beth gya itne main kitchen se ammi bahir aai un k hath main chaye thi 3 cup jo unon ne hum ko di

Main : aap ko kaise pta chala k main b bahir aa gya hon jo aap 3 cup ley k aa gai

Ammi : beta maa hon teri shaid tu bhool raha hai tere ghar aane per main gate kaise kholti thi tujhe bell dene ki b zaroorat nahi hoti thi kyun k jb b tu qreeb hota hai teri dhadkan pehchan leti hon main abhi b chaye dal rehi thi cup main k mujhe ahsaas ho gya k mera bacha b uth k aa gya is liye 3 cup main ley aai

Main : aap great ho ammi bus dua hai aap humesha khush raho

Ammi : aur meri khushi tere sth hai tu hai to main hon warna kuch nahi

Main : aur mujhe b apni payari ammi humesha k liye chahye chahe kuch b ho jaye

Nani : beta g apni ammi ki tahreef to kr li teri ammi ki b ammi idher hai us pe b diyan dey

Main : nani aap aur dadi to meri darling ho aap dono pey to mera poora diyan hai

Ammi : besharam kuch to sharam kr kya bol raha hai yeh jante huwe b k wi meri ammi hain

Nani : nahi beta is ne jo b kaha theek kaha is k ilawa hai hi kon jo hum budhi aurton ki tahreef kre

Main : aaj to bol diya agye se mat bolna khud ko budhi ary abhi to aap dono sweet 30 ki girls ho aur theek hai ammi main ne chahye pee li zara bahir se ho k aata hon kal subha niklna b hai to market se kuch ley lon

Ammi : chal theek hai jaldi aana

Sobi : kidher akele akele hum b sth chalen gye

Main ne dekha to gudiya aur sobi thin

Main : phir aik kaam kr sub ko bula lo waise b abhi 5 hi baje hain 6 baje niklen gye 9 bje tak wapis aa jain gye aapi logon ko aur pari logon ko sb ko bol k aao k jaldi jaldi fresh ho k tiyar ho jao 6 baje matlb 6 baje ok

Sobi : g abhi bta k aai

Phir wo tiyar hone lagi

Dadi :beta jane ka to confirm hai 6 baje per aane ka 9 baje ghalt hai shaid tum bhool rehe ho ladies shopping matlb tum smajh hi gye ho gye

Main : koi ni dadi main handal kr lon ga

Jb sb tiyar ho k aai to aisa lag raha tha k pariyan zameen pey utar aai hain sb aik se badh k aik lag rehi thi main to kho hi gya tha aik lamha k liye

Main : wow aaj aap sb boht khubsoorat lag rehi ho lagta hai sth ambulance ley k jana pade gi kyun k aaj to tum logon ko dekh ke logon ka qatalo aam to hona teh hai

Meri bat se sb sharma gai phir main ne gadi nikali yeh gadi 11 seater thi KIA GRAND CARNIVAL to koi masla nahi tha kyun k ladkiyan thin to wo 3 wali seat pey 4 4 adjust ho gai main ne drive krna thi to main tha driving seat pey aaj meri gudiya ne dil khush kr diya us ne front seat ka door khola aur

Farzana : aapi fariha aap badi ho agye betho bhai k sth

Yeh sun k sb heran b huwe aur khush b k kitna payar hai in main aapi ne gudiya k gaal pey kiss ki aur beth gai front pey dusri row main farhana baji, saira, sana aur gudiya thin phir teesri row main sobi, amna, aqsa aur pari thin phir last row main mini, nimi aur sonia thin main gadi chalane hi wala tha k dekha chachi bhagti hoi aai unon ne noor ko uthaya huwa tha

Chachi : kashi apni ladli ko b ley ja yeh rone lagi k is ne b jana hai

Aapi ne foran door khol k noor ko ley liya aur apni goad main betha kr seat belt laga li main ne noor ki trf dekha to bohat khush lag rehi thi

Fariha : dekh lo apni ladli beti ko drame baz pehle ro rehi thi ab khush ho gai hai

Main : ghalti humari hai aapi jo is ko chod k ja rehe the esi se to ronaq hai

Noor : waise main aap sb se naraz hon aap sb matalbi ho khud shopping k name se hi mujhe bhool gai ho main b ladki hon mujhe b shopping krni hai

Farzana : lo g sun lo yeh b ladki hai oye pehle badi to ho ja aur tum ko kitni bar bola hai apni age k hisab se bat kiya kr log shak kren gye abhi bazar main kuch aisa na bol dena

Noor : ok ok meri maa samjh gai

Yeh sun k sb hunsne lage

Main : tu nahi sudhrne wali

Aise hi hunsi mazaq main hum bazar ponch gye main ne apne plaza ki parking main gadi park ki aur phir sb utar gye

Main : aisa kro 3 team bna lo is se shopping easy ho jaye gi warna agr sb aik sth aik shop pey jao gi to shop bhar jaye gi aur theek se tum log kisi b cheez ko pasand nahi kr pao gi

Fariha : han bhai yeh theek hai to kon kis k sth jaye ga yeh tum khud decide kro

Main : main koi decide nahi krne wala jis ki jis k sth jamti hai usi k sth ho jao chalo shabash come fast

Phir foran sb ne 3 group bna liye

1st main aap fariha, saira, aqsa aur sobi

2nd main farhana baji, sana, sonia aur amna

3rd main farzana, nimi, mini aur pari

Peche reh gye main aur noor to main ne noor se poocha to aap ko kis k sth hona hai

Noor : main ne jis k sth hona tha us k sth hi hon

Main huns pada aur us ko ley k mall k andar chal pada wo teeno group mall main ja kr alag alag chale gye shopping k liye jab k main noor ko ley kr gaming area main chala gya jahn aik floor ka bada hisa mukhtas kiya gya tha noor ne jb dekha to khush ho gai phir wo bohat se game kheli aur bade bade bacho ko chutki main mat dey rehi thi main usye yeh bol k wahn se nikal k ley aya k chalo pehle shopping krte hain wo is liye k kisi ko shak na ho k choti c bachi aisa kaise kr sakti hai phir main ne shopping ki sb k liye aur bag aik alag gadi mangwa li thi mark ko bol k us main dal diye itne main kisi ne mere kandhe pey hath rakha jab main peeche ghooma to meri khushi ka thakana nahi tha

Main : o my god haniya tum yahn akeli

Haniya : han g main aap to bade aadmi ho na aap ko kahan koi yad rehta hai

Main : sorry meri jaan wo kya hai k boht busy tha aur tum yeh kya boli k tum ko bhool gya hon ary pagli yeh dekh tere liye aunty aur sunny k liye shopping b ki hai main ne

Haniya : kam se mujhe call kr k hi bta dete k shopping pey ja raha hon to tum b aa jao wo to bhala ho farzana ka jis ne mujhe btaya aur main aa gai

Main : meri gudiya kon sa mujh se alag hai wo b to mera hi aik hisa hai acha chodo yeh btao k kis k sth aai ho

Haniya : ammi aur bhai dono hain

Main : kahn hain wo

Haniya : ammi ne koi dress pasand kiya tha to try krne gai hain trail room main jab k sunny apne liye koi shart aur jeans pasand kr raha hai main to aap ko dhoond rehi thi ta k aap mere liye koi acha se dress pasand kro

Main : oh to yeh bat hai chalo phir jahn tumhari ammi hain

Phir hum us shop pey ponche aunty b suite pasand kr chuki thin jab k sunny laga huwa tha kuch jeans pasand kr k liye hum ko dekh kr

Sabeen : kashi k bache ab fursat mili tum ko aisa b koi krta hai kya call hi kr diya krte

Main : aunty aap to janti hain aapi ka birthday phir kitna busy raha hon ab kal se murree b jana hai khair mahfi chahta hon call na krne k liye aur aaj b farzana ko main ne hi bola tha k aap logon ko b bta dey

Sabeen : ok is bar mahf kr rahi hon phir nahi kron gi

Hum bat kr hi rehe the k sunny b humri traf aa gya aur mujh se gale mila aur aista se mere kaan main bola

Sunny : kaise ho jeeja g

Main : tu nahi sudhre ga

Sunny : huns kr jo sudhar gya wo sunny nahi sub hunsne lagye isi trah shopping makamal ki phir sb meri trf aa gai main ne un ko bola tha k un k bag shop wale khud hi gadi main rakhwa den gye wo sb b haniya aur sanmbeen aunty se mil k bohat khush hoi hum baten kr hi rahe the k sabeen aunty ka mobile baja koi call aa rahi thi un ko unon ne call recive ki

Sabeen : hello kon bol raha hai

Unknown: ....

Sabeen : g kya bat hai

Unknown: .....

Sabeen : kyaa... kb kaise

Unknown: .....

Sabeen : ok theek hai

Call cut ho gai sabeen aunty wahn hi lage banch pey beth gai wo bohat upset lag rahi thin

Main : kya huwa aunty kis ki call thi aap aise pershan kyun ho gai

Sabeen : ....

Haniya : kuch to bolo ammi

Sabeen : tere papa jail se bhag gye

Sb aik sth : kayaaaa....



Baqi next update main ..
 

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Sham k time meri aankh khuli to dekha aik traf se sobi mujh se chipki hui thi aur dusri traf se gudiya dono boht payari lag rahi thin dono k hath meri chati pey the main ne aista se dono k hath hataye aur phir dono ko aik aik kiss kiya lips pey aur fresh hone bathroom chala gya phir main fresh ho kr aya to dono begham soi hoi thin main neeche chala gya wahn dadi aur nani bethi hoi thin un k pas beth gya itne main kitchen se ammi bahir aai un k hath main chaye thi 3 cup jo unon ne hum ko di

Main : aap ko kaise pta chala k main b bahir aa gya hon jo aap 3 cup ley k aa gai

Ammi : beta maa hon teri shaid tu bhool raha hai tere ghar aane per main gate kaise kholti thi tujhe bell dene ki b zaroorat nahi hoti thi kyun k jb b tu qreeb hota hai teri dhadkan pehchan leti hon main abhi b chaye dal rehi thi cup main k mujhe ahsaas ho gya k mera bacha b uth k aa gya is liye 3 cup main ley aai

Main : aap great ho ammi bus dua hai aap humesha khush raho

Ammi : aur meri khushi tere sth hai tu hai to main hon warna kuch nahi

Main : aur mujhe b apni payari ammi humesha k liye chahye chahe kuch b ho jaye

Nani : beta g apni ammi ki tahreef to kr li teri ammi ki b ammi idher hai us pe b diyan dey

Main : nani aap aur dadi to meri darling ho aap dono pey to mera poora diyan hai

Ammi : besharam kuch to sharam kr kya bol raha hai yeh jante huwe b k wi meri ammi hain

Nani : nahi beta is ne jo b kaha theek kaha is k ilawa hai hi kon jo hum budhi aurton ki tahreef kre

Main : aaj to bol diya agye se mat bolna khud ko budhi ary abhi to aap dono sweet 30 ki girls ho aur theek hai ammi main ne chahye pee li zara bahir se ho k aata hon kal subha niklna b hai to market se kuch ley lon

Ammi : chal theek hai jaldi aana

Sobi : kidher akele akele hum b sth chalen gye

Main ne dekha to gudiya aur sobi thin

Main : phir aik kaam kr sub ko bula lo waise b abhi 5 hi baje hain 6 baje niklen gye 9 bje tak wapis aa jain gye aapi logon ko aur pari logon ko sb ko bol k aao k jaldi jaldi fresh ho k tiyar ho jao 6 baje matlb 6 baje ok

Sobi : g abhi bta k aai

Phir wo tiyar hone lagi

Dadi :beta jane ka to confirm hai 6 baje per aane ka 9 baje ghalt hai shaid tum bhool rehe ho ladies shopping matlb tum smajh hi gye ho gye

Main : koi ni dadi main handal kr lon ga

Jb sb tiyar ho k aai to aisa lag raha tha k pariyan zameen pey utar aai hain sb aik se badh k aik lag rehi thi main to kho hi gya tha aik lamha k liye

Main : wow aaj aap sb boht khubsoorat lag rehi ho lagta hai sth ambulance ley k jana pade gi kyun k aaj to tum logon ko dekh ke logon ka qatalo aam to hona teh hai

Meri bat se sb sharma gai phir main ne gadi nikali yeh gadi 11 seater thi KIA GRAND CARNIVAL to koi masla nahi tha kyun k ladkiyan thin to wo 3 wali seat pey 4 4 adjust ho gai main ne drive krna thi to main tha driving seat pey aaj meri gudiya ne dil khush kr diya us ne front seat ka door khola aur

Farzana : aapi fariha aap badi ho agye betho bhai k sth

Yeh sun k sb heran b huwe aur khush b k kitna payar hai in main aapi ne gudiya k gaal pey kiss ki aur beth gai front pey dusri row main farhana baji, saira, sana aur gudiya thin phir teesri row main sobi, amna, aqsa aur pari thin phir last row main mini, nimi aur sonia thin main gadi chalane hi wala tha k dekha chachi bhagti hoi aai unon ne noor ko uthaya huwa tha

Chachi : kashi apni ladli ko b ley ja yeh rone lagi k is ne b jana hai

Aapi ne foran door khol k noor ko ley liya aur apni goad main betha kr seat belt laga li main ne noor ki trf dekha to bohat khush lag rehi thi

Fariha : dekh lo apni ladli beti ko drame baz pehle ro rehi thi ab khush ho gai hai

Main : ghalti humari hai aapi jo is ko chod k ja rehe the esi se to ronaq hai

Noor : waise main aap sb se naraz hon aap sb matalbi ho khud shopping k name se hi mujhe bhool gai ho main b ladki hon mujhe b shopping krni hai

Farzana : lo g sun lo yeh b ladki hai oye pehle badi to ho ja aur tum ko kitni bar bola hai apni age k hisab se bat kiya kr log shak kren gye abhi bazar main kuch aisa na bol dena

Noor : ok ok meri maa samjh gai

Yeh sun k sb hunsne lage

Main : tu nahi sudhrne wali

Aise hi hunsi mazaq main hum bazar ponch gye main ne apne plaza ki parking main gadi park ki aur phir sb utar gye

Main : aisa kro 3 team bna lo is se shopping easy ho jaye gi warna agr sb aik sth aik shop pey jao gi to shop bhar jaye gi aur theek se tum log kisi b cheez ko pasand nahi kr pao gi

Fariha : han bhai yeh theek hai to kon kis k sth jaye ga yeh tum khud decide kro

Main : main koi decide nahi krne wala jis ki jis k sth jamti hai usi k sth ho jao chalo shabash come fast

Phir foran sb ne 3 group bna liye

1st main aap fariha, saira, aqsa aur sobi

2nd main farhana baji, sana, sonia aur amna

3rd main farzana, nimi, mini aur pari

Peche reh gye main aur noor to main ne noor se poocha to aap ko kis k sth hona hai

Noor : main ne jis k sth hona tha us k sth hi hon

Main huns pada aur us ko ley k mall k andar chal pada wo teeno group mall main ja kr alag alag chale gye shopping k liye jab k main noor ko ley kr gaming area main chala gya jahn aik floor ka bada hisa mukhtas kiya gya tha noor ne jb dekha to khush ho gai phir wo bohat se game kheli aur bade bade bacho ko chutki main mat dey rehi thi main usye yeh bol k wahn se nikal k ley aya k chalo pehle shopping krte hain wo is liye k kisi ko shak na ho k choti c bachi aisa kaise kr sakti hai phir main ne shopping ki sb k liye aur bag aik alag gadi mangwa li thi mark ko bol k us main dal diye itne main kisi ne mere kandhe pey hath rakha jab main peeche ghooma to meri khushi ka thakana nahi tha

Main : o my god haniya tum yahn akeli

Haniya : han g main aap to bade aadmi ho na aap ko kahan koi yad rehta hai

Main : sorry meri jaan wo kya hai k boht busy tha aur tum yeh kya boli k tum ko bhool gya hon ary pagli yeh dekh tere liye aunty aur sunny k liye shopping b ki hai main ne

Haniya : kam se mujhe call kr k hi bta dete k shopping pey ja raha hon to tum b aa jao wo to bhala ho farzana ka jis ne mujhe btaya aur main aa gai

Main : meri gudiya kon sa mujh se alag hai wo b to mera hi aik hisa hai acha chodo yeh btao k kis k sth aai ho

Haniya : ammi aur bhai dono hain

Main : kahn hain wo

Haniya : ammi ne koi dress pasand kiya tha to try krne gai hain trail room main jab k sunny apne liye koi shart aur jeans pasand kr raha hai main to aap ko dhoond rehi thi ta k aap mere liye koi acha se dress pasand kro

Main : oh to yeh bat hai chalo phir jahn tumhari ammi hain

Phir hum us shop pey ponche aunty b suite pasand kr chuki thin jab k sunny laga huwa tha kuch jeans pasand kr k liye hum ko dekh kr

Sabeen : kashi k bache ab fursat mili tum ko aisa b koi krta hai kya call hi kr diya krte

Main : aunty aap to janti hain aapi ka birthday phir kitna busy raha hon ab kal se murree b jana hai khair mahfi chahta hon call na krne k liye aur aaj b farzana ko main ne hi bola tha k aap logon ko b bta dey

Sabeen : ok is bar mahf kr rahi hon phir nahi kron gi

Hum bat kr hi rehe the k sunny b humri traf aa gya aur mujh se gale mila aur aista se mere kaan main bola

Sunny : kaise ho jeeja g

Main : tu nahi sudhre ga

Sunny : huns kr jo sudhar gya wo sunny nahi sub hunsne lagye isi trah shopping makamal ki phir sb meri trf aa gai main ne un ko bola tha k un k bag shop wale khud hi gadi main rakhwa den gye wo sb b haniya aur sanmbeen aunty se mil k bohat khush hoi hum baten kr hi rahe the k sabeen aunty ka mobile baja koi call aa rahi thi un ko unon ne call recive ki

Sabeen : hello kon bol raha hai

Unknown: ....

Sabeen : g kya bat hai

Unknown: .....

Sabeen : kyaa... kb kaise

Unknown: .....

Sabeen : ok theek hai

Call cut ho gai sabeen aunty wahn hi lage banch pey beth gai wo bohat upset lag rahi thin

Main : kya huwa aunty kis ki call thi aap aise pershan kyun ho gai

Sabeen : ....

Haniya : kuch to bolo ammi

Sabeen : tere papa jail se bhag gye

Sb aik sth : kayaaaa....



Baqi next update main ..
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