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Incest Main Aur Meri Family

Killerpanditji(pandit)

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Update 62

Sham k time meri aankh khuli to dekha aik traf se sobi mujh se chipki hui thi aur dusri traf se gudiya dono boht payari lag rahi thin dono k hath meri chati pey the main ne aista se dono k hath hataye aur phir dono ko aik aik kiss kiya lips pey aur fresh hone bathroom chala gya phir main fresh ho kr aya to dono begham soi hoi thin main neeche chala gya wahn dadi aur nani bethi hoi thin un k pas beth gya itne main kitchen se ammi bahir aai un k hath main chaye thi 3 cup jo unon ne hum ko di

Main : aap ko kaise pta chala k main b bahir aa gya hon jo aap 3 cup ley k aa gai

Ammi : beta maa hon teri shaid tu bhool raha hai tere ghar aane per main gate kaise kholti thi tujhe bell dene ki b zaroorat nahi hoti thi kyun k jb b tu qreeb hota hai teri dhadkan pehchan leti hon main abhi b chaye dal rehi thi cup main k mujhe ahsaas ho gya k mera bacha b uth k aa gya is liye 3 cup main ley aai

Main : aap great ho ammi bus dua hai aap humesha khush raho

Ammi : aur meri khushi tere sth hai tu hai to main hon warna kuch nahi

Main : aur mujhe b apni payari ammi humesha k liye chahye chahe kuch b ho jaye

Nani : beta g apni ammi ki tahreef to kr li teri ammi ki b ammi idher hai us pe b diyan dey

Main : nani aap aur dadi to meri darling ho aap dono pey to mera poora diyan hai

Ammi : besharam kuch to sharam kr kya bol raha hai yeh jante huwe b k wi meri ammi hain

Nani : nahi beta is ne jo b kaha theek kaha is k ilawa hai hi kon jo hum budhi aurton ki tahreef kre

Main : aaj to bol diya agye se mat bolna khud ko budhi ary abhi to aap dono sweet 30 ki girls ho aur theek hai ammi main ne chahye pee li zara bahir se ho k aata hon kal subha niklna b hai to market se kuch ley lon

Ammi : chal theek hai jaldi aana

Sobi : kidher akele akele hum b sth chalen gye

Main ne dekha to gudiya aur sobi thin

Main : phir aik kaam kr sub ko bula lo waise b abhi 5 hi baje hain 6 baje niklen gye 9 bje tak wapis aa jain gye aapi logon ko aur pari logon ko sb ko bol k aao k jaldi jaldi fresh ho k tiyar ho jao 6 baje matlb 6 baje ok

Sobi : g abhi bta k aai

Phir wo tiyar hone lagi

Dadi :beta jane ka to confirm hai 6 baje per aane ka 9 baje ghalt hai shaid tum bhool rehe ho ladies shopping matlb tum smajh hi gye ho gye

Main : koi ni dadi main handal kr lon ga

Jb sb tiyar ho k aai to aisa lag raha tha k pariyan zameen pey utar aai hain sb aik se badh k aik lag rehi thi main to kho hi gya tha aik lamha k liye

Main : wow aaj aap sb boht khubsoorat lag rehi ho lagta hai sth ambulance ley k jana pade gi kyun k aaj to tum logon ko dekh ke logon ka qatalo aam to hona teh hai

Meri bat se sb sharma gai phir main ne gadi nikali yeh gadi 11 seater thi KIA GRAND CARNIVAL to koi masla nahi tha kyun k ladkiyan thin to wo 3 wali seat pey 4 4 adjust ho gai main ne drive krna thi to main tha driving seat pey aaj meri gudiya ne dil khush kr diya us ne front seat ka door khola aur

Farzana : aapi fariha aap badi ho agye betho bhai k sth

Yeh sun k sb heran b huwe aur khush b k kitna payar hai in main aapi ne gudiya k gaal pey kiss ki aur beth gai front pey dusri row main farhana baji, saira, sana aur gudiya thin phir teesri row main sobi, amna, aqsa aur pari thin phir last row main mini, nimi aur sonia thin main gadi chalane hi wala tha k dekha chachi bhagti hoi aai unon ne noor ko uthaya huwa tha

Chachi : kashi apni ladli ko b ley ja yeh rone lagi k is ne b jana hai

Aapi ne foran door khol k noor ko ley liya aur apni goad main betha kr seat belt laga li main ne noor ki trf dekha to bohat khush lag rehi thi

Fariha : dekh lo apni ladli beti ko drame baz pehle ro rehi thi ab khush ho gai hai

Main : ghalti humari hai aapi jo is ko chod k ja rehe the esi se to ronaq hai

Noor : waise main aap sb se naraz hon aap sb matalbi ho khud shopping k name se hi mujhe bhool gai ho main b ladki hon mujhe b shopping krni hai

Farzana : lo g sun lo yeh b ladki hai oye pehle badi to ho ja aur tum ko kitni bar bola hai apni age k hisab se bat kiya kr log shak kren gye abhi bazar main kuch aisa na bol dena

Noor : ok ok meri maa samjh gai

Yeh sun k sb hunsne lage

Main : tu nahi sudhrne wali

Aise hi hunsi mazaq main hum bazar ponch gye main ne apne plaza ki parking main gadi park ki aur phir sb utar gye

Main : aisa kro 3 team bna lo is se shopping easy ho jaye gi warna agr sb aik sth aik shop pey jao gi to shop bhar jaye gi aur theek se tum log kisi b cheez ko pasand nahi kr pao gi

Fariha : han bhai yeh theek hai to kon kis k sth jaye ga yeh tum khud decide kro

Main : main koi decide nahi krne wala jis ki jis k sth jamti hai usi k sth ho jao chalo shabash come fast

Phir foran sb ne 3 group bna liye

1st main aap fariha, saira, aqsa aur sobi

2nd main farhana baji, sana, sonia aur amna

3rd main farzana, nimi, mini aur pari

Peche reh gye main aur noor to main ne noor se poocha to aap ko kis k sth hona hai

Noor : main ne jis k sth hona tha us k sth hi hon

Main huns pada aur us ko ley k mall k andar chal pada wo teeno group mall main ja kr alag alag chale gye shopping k liye jab k main noor ko ley kr gaming area main chala gya jahn aik floor ka bada hisa mukhtas kiya gya tha noor ne jb dekha to khush ho gai phir wo bohat se game kheli aur bade bade bacho ko chutki main mat dey rehi thi main usye yeh bol k wahn se nikal k ley aya k chalo pehle shopping krte hain wo is liye k kisi ko shak na ho k choti c bachi aisa kaise kr sakti hai phir main ne shopping ki sb k liye aur bag aik alag gadi mangwa li thi mark ko bol k us main dal diye itne main kisi ne mere kandhe pey hath rakha jab main peeche ghooma to meri khushi ka thakana nahi tha

Main : o my god haniya tum yahn akeli

Haniya : han g main aap to bade aadmi ho na aap ko kahan koi yad rehta hai

Main : sorry meri jaan wo kya hai k boht busy tha aur tum yeh kya boli k tum ko bhool gya hon ary pagli yeh dekh tere liye aunty aur sunny k liye shopping b ki hai main ne

Haniya : kam se mujhe call kr k hi bta dete k shopping pey ja raha hon to tum b aa jao wo to bhala ho farzana ka jis ne mujhe btaya aur main aa gai

Main : meri gudiya kon sa mujh se alag hai wo b to mera hi aik hisa hai acha chodo yeh btao k kis k sth aai ho

Haniya : ammi aur bhai dono hain

Main : kahn hain wo

Haniya : ammi ne koi dress pasand kiya tha to try krne gai hain trail room main jab k sunny apne liye koi shart aur jeans pasand kr raha hai main to aap ko dhoond rehi thi ta k aap mere liye koi acha se dress pasand kro

Main : oh to yeh bat hai chalo phir jahn tumhari ammi hain

Phir hum us shop pey ponche aunty b suite pasand kr chuki thin jab k sunny laga huwa tha kuch jeans pasand kr k liye hum ko dekh kr

Sabeen : kashi k bache ab fursat mili tum ko aisa b koi krta hai kya call hi kr diya krte

Main : aunty aap to janti hain aapi ka birthday phir kitna busy raha hon ab kal se murree b jana hai khair mahfi chahta hon call na krne k liye aur aaj b farzana ko main ne hi bola tha k aap logon ko b bta dey

Sabeen : ok is bar mahf kr rahi hon phir nahi kron gi

Hum bat kr hi rehe the k sunny b humri traf aa gya aur mujh se gale mila aur aista se mere kaan main bola

Sunny : kaise ho jeeja g

Main : tu nahi sudhre ga

Sunny : huns kr jo sudhar gya wo sunny nahi sub hunsne lagye isi trah shopping makamal ki phir sb meri trf aa gai main ne un ko bola tha k un k bag shop wale khud hi gadi main rakhwa den gye wo sb b haniya aur sanmbeen aunty se mil k bohat khush hoi hum baten kr hi rahe the k sabeen aunty ka mobile baja koi call aa rahi thi un ko unon ne call recive ki

Sabeen : hello kon bol raha hai

Unknown: ....

Sabeen : g kya bat hai

Unknown: .....

Sabeen : kyaa... kb kaise

Unknown: .....

Sabeen : ok theek hai

Call cut ho gai sabeen aunty wahn hi lage banch pey beth gai wo bohat upset lag rahi thin

Main : kya huwa aunty kis ki call thi aap aise pershan kyun ho gai

Sabeen : ....

Haniya : kuch to bolo ammi

Sabeen : tere papa jail se bhag gye

Sb aik sth : kayaaaa....



Baqi next update main ..
Mast update bro
 
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Naughtyrishabh

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Update 32

Main kuch der leta raha noor k sth phir gudiya wapis aa gai to

Farzana: uth jao bhai chaye tiyar hai neeche aa k pee lo

Main : ok meri jaan abhi aya zara meri is choti c gudiya ko to utha lon

Main ne itna bola hi tha k us ne aankhen khol di aur wo jaag gai mujhe apne pass is trah dekh k mere sth lag gai main ne us ka matha chooma

Main : mera bacha uth gya

Noor : baba aap kab aye mere pass mujhe pta hi nai chala

Main : meri jaan tere pass hi to rehta hon kyun k tum baba ki jaan ho chalo uth jao mama k sth ja k fresh ho jao shabash

Noor uth gai aur fresh hone k bahd hum sb neeche aye sb ne beth k chaye pee sham k 6 baj gye the main oper terrace pey chala gya noor ko ley kr phir main ne call mila di noor oper hi khel rehi thi

Main : hello mark kaise ho

Mark : sir main theek hon aap sunen

Main : mark sb theek hai tum btao kaam ka kya huwa

Mark : sir sb ready hai kal us ka kaam ho jaye ga aap kis waqt ayen gye

Main : subha 10 bje aur aik kaam aur bola tha us ka kya huwa

Mark : sir wo kaam aaj hi ho gya ho ga main ne banda bejh diya tha is waqt to wahn ponch hi raha ho ga jaise hi ponche ga mujhe call kry ga wo

Main : acha theek hai call aye to mujhe bta dena

Mark : g sir theek hai

Main ne call cut ki aur aik call mila di

Main : hello hina

Hina : hello sir

Main : kahn ghaib ho aap ka phone to koi aur use krta hai

Hina : sorry sir per pari ne mujhe bta diya tha sb

Main : to kaisa lga pari ka pehla work mere liye

Hina : awesome sir shaid itna fast main b na kr pati

Main : acha suno meri beti noor school jana chahti hai aur mujhe dar hai k agr us ko school main dal diya to us k liye masla ban jaye ga kyun k wo aam bachon se alag hai sb ki nazar main aa jye gi

Hina : sir aap free ho jao to tb kr len gye kuch abhi use school main dalne ki zaroorat nahi hai

Main : ok theek hai apna aur pari ka khayal rakhna by

Main ne call cut kr k aik aur jaga mila di

Main : hello kiran kaisi ho aap

Kiran : sir main theek hon aap sunen

Main : fine acha koi masla to nai yateem khane main ya kuch chahye ho

Kiran : nai sir sb theek hai bs aik bat krna thi aap se

Main : han bolo

Kiran : sir humra B block tiyar hi hai samjho constructions taqreeban complete ho gai hai lekin sir mujhe samjh nai aa rahi k us ko bnane ki kya zaroorat thi jab k bachon k hisab se to A block b bohat bada hai

Main : dekho kiran us block main hon gi wo majboor maaen jin ko un k bethon ne ghar se nikal diya hai ya jin ka koi nai hai un k liye old age home bna raha hon kyun k maa ki dua qabool hoti hai main chahta hon k jin maa k bete un ko ghar se nikal den main un ka beta ban jaon main ne kuch pta b lga liya hai k aisi maaen kahn kahn hain aur kiss hal main hain un ko main khud ley k aaon ga aap aisa krna k un k liye ache se bed kapde aur har trah ki cheezen mangwa lo bill send kr dena aur koi b cheez chahye ho to bta dena

Kiran : ok sir ho jaye ga aur wo..

Main : han bolo

Kiran : aap mere ghar aa sakte hain

Main : khair hai kya bat hai

Kiran : bs aise hi khane pey bula rehi hon

Main : acha aa jaon ga lekin abhi nai jb free hon ga to tum ko bta don ga

Kiran : khush ho kr thank you sir by

Main ne call cut ki aur sochne laga k ab lagta hai yeh b mere peeche latu ho gai hai khair dekha jaye ga itne main mark ki call aa gai

Main : hello mark bolo

Mark : sir wo banda wahn ponch gya hai aap rabta kr lo

Main : ok by

Phir main ne call lga di

Main : hello mr ashiq kya kr rehe ho

Adnan : hello han wo kuch nai bs teri bhabhi ki aankhon main khoya hwa tha

Main : kya aapi tere pass bethi hai abhi

Adnan : han g per sharma rehi hai

Main : bat krwa un se

Phir adnan ne mobile tooba ko diya

Tooba : hello kashi kaise ho aur main naraz hon tum se tum aye kyun nai milne apne dost ka sth diya mere liye lekin mujhe pta tak nai chalne diya

Main : aapi aap ki khushi k liye sb kiya hai aap ki aankhon main dekh liya tha main ne aur adnan ki aankhon main b to kaise na milata aap ko mujhe boht khushi hai bs ab humesha k liye aap dono ko aik krna hai

Tooba : kaise utaron gi main tera yeh ahsaan

Main : waqt aane pey jab aap ko lage k mujhe kuch dey sakti hain to apni khushi se dey dena manah nai kron ga

Tooba : soch lo phir mukar nai jana

Main : kashi wahde ka paka hai aapi aap fikar na kro aur aap dono k liye aik surprise hai apni jaan ko ley k bahir jao gate pey aik surprise hai aap k liye

Tooba : sach keh rehe ho

Main : aap call pey hi raho aur ja k to dekho

Phir wo dono jaldi se bhagte huwe gate ki traf gye gate khol k bahir dekha to aik new Honda cbx khadi thi jise dekh k adnan boht khush huwa kyun k yeh us ki favorite bike thi wo humesha mujhe kehta tha k jb us k pass paisa ho ga to wo yeh bike ley ga

Tooba : wow itni payari bike o my god

Phir achank wo serious ho gai

Tooba : kashi yeh sb kya hai itni mehngi bike hum nai ley sakte

Main : ab apne bhai ko b manah kro gi aapi aap ki khushi k liye main yeh laya hon aur paise ka kya hai aap ki khushi aap ki muskraht k agye to aisi hazaron bike qurban main kon sa ghair hon mera sb kuch aap ka b hai to inkar nai krna main ne dey di hai wapis ley nai sakta agr nai leni to aag laga do

Tooba : sorry mere bhai meri jaan ghusa na kro hum ley lete hain main is liye bol rahi thi kyun k itne ahsaan kr rahe ho jin ko hum shaid mar k b na utaar pain

Main : kyun bar bar ahsaan keh rehi ho aik bhai apni bahen ya bhai pey ahsaan nai krta balke un ka khayal rakta hai un ki zaroorat poori krta hai

Adnan : thanks bhai aaj mujhe dil se kami mehsoos ho rahi hai kash aap mere sage bhai hote

Main : maron ga aa k notanki chal monday ko isi se college aana aur abhi nai kal meri is bahn ko ghumane ley jana

Adnan : ok bhai thanks

Main : ok by both of you

Main ne call cut ki to dekha noor ne aik billi ( cat )ka bacha pakda huwa tha main ne ja kr us se ley liya kahen kaat na ley use

Main : ary yeh kahn se pakad liya

Noor : baba yeh wahn pani ki tenki k neeche betha tha

Main ne dekha k wo bohat kamzor lag raha tha main ne usye utha k neeche laya aur doodh pilaya thoda sa phir main ne doctor usman ko call ki jo k mere jan'ne wale the un ko btaya to unon ne aik doctor ka no send kiya jo k janwaron ka specialist tha phir main ne us se rabta kr k usye bula liya us ne aa kr check kiya to btaya k shaid is ki maa mar gai hai ya phir yeh us se bichad gya hai to bhook ki waja se aisa ho gya hai phir us ne aik injection lagya aur kuch Madison dey di jo doodh main dena thi phir doctor chala gya to main ne us billi k bache ko rakh liya oper hi aik bada sa pinjra pada tha us main phir itne main khane ka time tha khana khaya sb ne phir sb apne room main chale gye main b room main aa kr gudiya aur noor k sth time pass kiya phir dadi k pass gya un k room main jb gya to wo mujhe dekh k khush hoi

Main : kaisi hain meri girlfriend

Dadi : theek hon beta aaj is budhiya ki yad kaise aa gyai

Main : kya kron dadi aap ko to pta hai 2 din nani k ghar lag gye

Dadi : waise main shehnaz ko achi trah janti hon wo b koi kam nai hai agr 2 din tum wahn rehe ho to matlb k tum ne usye b thok diya hai

Main : qasam se bohat badi chalu cheez ho aap sb samjh jati ho han yeh such hai pehli raat hi thok dala un ko aur boht garam aurat hai wo b aur aap ko pta hai dada g aur nani payar krte the aik dusre se bohat thoka hai dada g ne unen

Dadi : han janti hon aurat ko pta chal hi jata hai k us ka shohar kya kuch kr raha hai aur yeh b janti hon k saba teri khala tere dada ki beti hai teri nani se

Main : is ka matlb aap sb janti thin pehle se aur btaya tak nai aur aik bat saba mujh se payar krti hai aur shadi krna chahti hai is bat se mamu aur mami ko b koi masla nai hai wo b raazi hain

Dadi : mujhe shak tha pehle se hi khair koi bat nai shadi b krwa don gi teri saba se agr tu krna chahe to

Main : per dadi ammi abu kaise mane gye

Dadi : us ki fikar na kr main kr lon gi wo sb

Main : ok theek hai lekin meri aik shadi nahi ho gi 20 se zaid biwiyan hon gi meri

Dadi : kyaaaa...

Baqi next update main....
Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.
 
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