Update 29
Main ne call milai dusri traf se attend hoi to main surprise ho gya
Main : hello hina kaisi ho
Pari : hello bhai main pari bol rehi hon
Main : oye meri gudiya kaisi hai tum ne to surprise dey diya
Pari : aap to lagta hai bhool gye ho mujhe call b nai krte
Main : yad hai jb first time main ne tum se bat ki thi tumhari aapi k milne ki khabar dene k liye
Pari : g bhai bilkul yad hai
Main : to meri pari us din main ne kya bola tha k main paristan se aya hon apni pari ko lene meri lado rani usi din main ne faisla kr liye tha k tum ko apne pass rakhon ga to soch tujhe bhool sakta hon main
Pari : sorry bhai ghalti se bol gai ainda nai bolon gi aisa
Main : chal koi nai yeh bta hina aapi kahn hai
Pari : kyun khair hai hina ka hi pooch rehy ho kahen dil to nai aa gya
Main : ab maar khaye gi mujh se kuch kaam tha us se
Pari : to mujhe bol do akhir world ki best hacker aap k samne hai
Main : lagta hai meri yadasht kamzor ho rehi hai mujhe to yad hi nai k yeh kam tum b kr sakti ho
Pari : ab kaam ki bat kro bhai kyun k mera rule hai kam k waqt kaam
Main : great meri jaan ab suno main ne aik mobile no send kiya hai is ki full details chahye aur abhi 5 minute main yeh btao k is waqt kahn hai
Pari : ok by 5 minute bahd btati hon
Main kuch kehta us ne call cut kr di main hans pada kyun k madam ka rule hai kam k waqt kam pta nai yeh choti age main hi aisi hain agye kya kya krne wali hain main ghar se bahir nikla aur adnan ko call ki
Adnan : hello sir kya hal hai
Main : abe bhootni k kahen pee to nai li jo sir bol raha hai
Adnan : ab aap bade log ho gye ho hum jaise chote mote logon ko kahn poochte ho na call na ata pta
Main : sorry yar kuch problem main tha tu mil btata hon abhi mere khet wale bagh ki traf aa ja
Adnan : ok abhi aata hon by
Main ne by kr k call cut ki aur chal diya khet ki traf itne main mujhe hina k mobile se call aai
Main : hello hina
Pari : lagta hai mera shak theek hi hai bar bar hina ka nam aa raha hai aap ki zuban pey
Main : uff meri maa hina ka no hai to socha wahi ho gi wo chod yeh bta pehle k wo hai kahn
Pari : khana paka rehi hain keh rehi hain k bahir ka khana mangwa mangwa k ab sahet kharab ho rehi hai
Main : han yeh b hai to kya koi coock rakh don aap logon k liye jis se asani ho gi
Pari : aap itne intelligent ho phir b aisi baten kyun kr rehe ho pta hai k yahn koi b banda bahir se rwkhen gye to humra security system leak ho sakta hai
Main : mujhe pta hai main check kr raha tha tum ko per tum waqhi fast ja rehi ho thoda break lga k chal logon ko shak ho sakta hai ab bta us no ki detail
Pari : name waqas jamal malik, father name jamal malik ghar main kul 5 log hain jamal malik, wife shabnam malik, badi beti sadia malik, waqas malik and choti beti hadia malik yeh waqas malik aap k hi college main hai badi bahen sadia humre city main university main hai aur choti bahen abhi school main hai wahi aap k college k pass hi is waqt waqas malik apne baap jamal malik k sth us k office main hai is waqt
Main : great work pari itni jaldi detail kaise nikal li
Pari : aap aam kho guthliyan kyun gin rehe ho
Main : yar mere pas is waqt diwar b nai k apna sar phod lon
Pari : bhai please mazaq main b aisa nai bola kro badi duaon k bahd mujhe mera bhai mila hai
Main : acha sorry ab emotional drama nai krna ok hina ko bta dena sb ok
Pari : ok by love you bhai
Main : love you too meri pari by
Main itni der main khet main ponch gya tha wahn abu se mila aur kyun k abu subha se hi kheton main the to jb main aya to mulaqat nai hoi thi
Abu : kaise ho beta aur sunao wahn sb kaise hain zafar teri mami choti gudiya teri nani teri khala sb theek hain na
Main : han abu sb theek hain aap ka aur sb ka pooch rehe the acha abu main zara bagh msin ghoom lon wo adnan aye to udhr hi bejh dijye ga
Abu : ok beta jao ghoom lo dekh aam b pake huwe hain tod kr thande pani main dal do kuch der main thande ho jain gye to kha lena
Main : g abu theek hai
Main agye bagh ki trf nikal gya kuch aam jo pake the tod kr thande pani main dal diye kuch der main hi adnan b aa gya main us se mila aur hum agye nikal gye aur aik ped k neeche beth gye
Main : to suna kya bana bat bani k nai tere payar k sth
Adnan : khush ho k han bhai teri hi mehrbani hai kal main ne apni mohabat ka izhar kr diya pta hai aapi ne mera hath pakad k kaha k meri jaan itni c bat bolne main itna time laga diya pta hai kaan turas gye the k kab tum mujhe purpose kro gye hum ab aik lover ki trah rehte hain per yar aik bat aur b ho gai hai
Main : kya huwa kahen teri ammi ko to pta nai chal gya
Adnan : han yar unon ne hum ko kiss krte dekh liya lekin mujhe tab se herat hai k unon ne ghusa nai kiya pta nai kya chal raha hai un k dimagh main sirf itna boli k beta darwaza band kr liya kro room ka
Main : o to yeh bat hai to phir tujhe to khush hona chahye pagal un ko ahteraz nai hai waja aik hi hai teri appi ki shadi k liye un k pass paise nai hain wo ab tum dono ko aik krna chahti hain un k dimagh main mujhe lagta hai k yeh chal raha hai wo shaid gaon chod den yeh kuch arse bahd kisi aur jaga ja k rehen gi jahn tum ko koi nai janta ho wahn tum dono ki shadi krwa den gi bs sirf tere abu ka panga hai bech main
Adnan: han yar shaid tu theek keh raha hai aur abu ki b tension hai lekin ammi ne kuch socha hi ho ga
Main : chal main bat kron ga teri ammi se fikar na kr
Adnan : acha tu kider busy tha
Main : yar wo mamu k ghar gya tha bs wahn hi 2 din lag gye
Adnan : acha chal koi ni ab monday se exam hain to tiyari b krni hai main chalta hon
Main : han chal chalte hain
Phir main ne bagh main se aam uthaye aur kuch adnan ko diye aur kuch ghar ley k jane laga raste main adnan apne ghar ki traf chala gya main ja hi raha tha k agye se peeno ati hoi dekhai di main ne kaha chal kashi is ki line to fit kron jab wo mere pass aai
Peeno : ary kashi beta kaha ghaib ho dekhai hi nai dete
Main : ary aunty main to idher hi hota hon aap kabhi ghor se dekho to nazar aaon na
Peeno : mujhe ghur k dekhte huwe lagta hai jawan ho gye ho jo aisi bate krne lage ho
Main : g sirf jawan nai poora mard hon main chaye to azma lo
Peeno : azma b len gye waise aam ley k ja rehe ho kabhi hum ghreebon ko b pooch liya kro
Main : ary aunty yeh aam to kuch b nai aap k pass jo aam hain un agye to yeh pheeke hain aik dam aur size main b kam hain
Peeno : ary kya bat krte ho mere pass aam kahn hain humri to koi zameen b nai hai
Main : hain to sehi aap k pas 2 mote mote aam kash aik bar chusne ko mil jain to maza hi aa jaye ga main peeno k mamey ghur k dekh raha tha sth
Meri nazar ka jab us ne peecha kiya to samjh gai k main us k mote mote mamon ki bat kr raha hon yeh sochte hi us ki phudi ne aansu bahna shuro kr diye
Peena : kashi babu yeh aam har kisi ko nai milte han tujh mil sakte hain lekin shart yeh hai k phir tu mujhe apne khet ka gana( sugarcane) chusne dey ga mota sa lamba sa
Main : ary aunty yeh b bhala koi shart ki bat hoi main to kab se aap ko apna gana matlab apne khet ka gana aap se chusane k liye mar raha hon
Peeno : to theek hai abhi 3 bje din ko mere ghar aa jana tujh ko aam chusne don gi theek mere bache us waqt tuition k liye jate hain
Main : ok aa jaon ga aunty ok ab chalta hon by
Phir main agye nikal gya peeche ghoom k dekha to peeno ki gand uff kya thirak rehi thi jab wo chal rehi thi meri rani ajj teri khair nai aise nichodon ga tujhe k tu khud mujh se chudne aya kre gi main ghar ponch gya aam kitchen main rakhne gya wahn chachi thi main ne aam rakhe aur chachi ko peeche se japhi dal li
Chachi : kya bat hai aa gai humri yad
Main : aap bhooli hi kab ho jo yad kron waise meri jaan aaj to boht khubsoorat lag rahi hai
Chachi : aaj mere shohar ghar wapis aye hain to un k liye tiyar hoi hon
Main : abhi kidhr shohar bana hon aap shohar wala kaam krne to do
Chachi : main to kab ki tiyar hon aap hi bhag rehe ho
Main : aaj raat ko mera wait krna aaj main aap k pass sona chahta hon
Chachi : khushi se suchi
Main : han nazi
Chachi : kya bola aik bar aur bolo na
Main : han meri nazi aaj aap ka shohar kashi apni payari si biwi nazi ko payar kre ga
Chachi mere gale lag gai
Chachi : thanks aap ko nai pata aap ne kitni khushi di hai mujhe bohat sabar kr liya please mujhe kabhi apne se alag nai krna
Main : nai kron ga jaan i love you
Chachi : i love you too
Is k sth hi unon ne aik kiss mere honton pey kiya main ne un ko pakad liye aur hum kiss krne lage yeh b bhool gye k ghar main sb hain koi b aa sakta hai oper se time b khane ka hai hum aik dusre k hont choos rehe the k aik awaz aai
Yeh kya ho raha hai...
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