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Incest mangalsutra se kamsutra tak

Dosto pehle kiski chudai dekhna pasand karoge ?

  • Anjali

    Votes: 8 5.8%

  • Rajni

    Votes: 80 57.6%

  • Srishti

    Votes: 8 5.8%

  • Vanika

    Votes: 35 25.2%

  • Swati

    Votes: 8 5.8%
  • Total voters
    139
  • Poll closed .
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update 20​
Agli subah…………….manu aur vanika dono banglore se goa airport pahunch jate hai

Goa airport se unhe hotel se taxi pick karne aati hai, aur jaise he wo log airport se bahar nikalte hai to waha driver Mr. and Mrs. Jain ka board lekar khada tha(maine aap logo ko ab tak bataya nahi ki manu ka pura nam manu jain hai), aur jaise he manu use dekhta hai to hath ke ishare se use bulata hai, driver saman car me rakhta hai aur dono hotel ki taraf chal padte hai, ye hotel airport se kafi door tha

Raste me car me

Vanika- ye sab kya hai

Manu- kya

Vanika- Mr. and Mrs. Jain

Manu- maine aapko bataya to tha ki maine honeymoon suite book kiya hai

Vanika- mujhe bahut ajeeb lag rha hai aur koi achi feelings bhi nahi aa rhi

Manu- aap waise he chinta kar rhi hai hume bas ek dusre ke husband wife hone ki acting karni hai that’s all

Vanika- ye sab mujhse nahi hoga, inko thode aur paise dedo aur sacchai bata do aur bolo ki hume inke hotel me rehne de

Manu(jootha dar dikhate hue)- nahi di aap aisa mat karna, na to ye log hume rehne denge aur na he hume koi dusra hotel milega kyuki rush bahut hai in dino me yaha, aur han di ek baat aur ab hum yaha husband wife hai to isliye mai aapko di nahi keh sakta to mai aapko nam he le kar bulaunga

Vanika(chonkte hue)- tum mera nam loge

Manu- isme dikkat he kya hai(aur man me sochta hai abhi to nam le rha hu aage aage dekho tumhari choot bhi lunga) har husband apni patni ka nam leta hai, leta hai na?

Vanika(mixed feelings se manu ki aur dekhte hue koi jawab nahi deti)

Manu- c’mon vanika, thode din ki he to baat hai, aur fir iski bright side dekho hum goa ghum payenge, yaaayyy(excitement dikhate hue)

Par manu ki is baat ka vanika par koi asar nahi hota to manu vanika ko bhi is trip ke liye excite karne ke liye uski jealousy ko use karta hai

Manu- kya vanika ab tum is tarah muh latka kar baithi rahogi to maze kaise karogi aur waha swati di kitne maze kar rhi hongi

Vanika(swati ke maze ke bare me sunte he)- maze to hum bhi karenge, aur tumne mujhe tum kaha(chonkte hue), bad manners

Manu- ab agar husband wife bane hai to behave bhi waise he karna padega

Vanika(aakhirkar apni sehmati dete hue)- ok ok ok………

Iske bad car hotel pahunch jati hai, ek aadmi aa kar car ka darwaza kholta hai aur apna hath aage badhata hai vanika uska hath pakad kar neeche utarti hai aur udhar se manu bhi utar jata hai, dono hotel ke andar jate hai to ek behad ki sexy waitress unka welcome karti hai

(actually ye hotel beech par bana hua hai aur ye hotel ke rooms flats ki tarah bane hue hai jiske andar he bahut kuch hai aur ye sirf couples ke liye he hai)

Dono ko ek drink pilayi jati hai(kyuki ye hotel couples ke liye hai isliye jo drink in dono ko yaha aate he pilayi gyi usme Viagra mix hoti hai taki couples aate he shuru ho jaye, ye baat manu janta tha kyuki aisi sari jankari in log ne apni website par dali hui hai) aur unko unka room dikha diya jata hai

Room tak pahunchte pahunchte dono ke jism kafi garam hone lagte hai, manu ka lauda bhi ser uthane lagta hai aur pant me tamboo banne lagta hai aur udhar vanika ka bhi kuch aisa he hal tha par use kuch samjh nahi aa rha tha ki aisa ho kyu raha hai, uska hath bhi bar bar na chahte hue bhi uski choot par pahunch rha tha par koi embarrass situation na ho isliye wo khud ko bahut control kar rhi thi, room me pahunch kar manu waiter ko ek 100 ka note deta hai aur wo muskurate hue waha se jate hue

Waiter- have a nice session sir
 
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Tere pyar me pagal said:
update 20​
Agli subah…………….manu aur vanika dono banglore se goa airport pahunch jate hai

Goa airport se unhe hotel se taxi pick karne aati hai, aur jaise he wo log airport se bahar nikalte hai to waha driver Mr. and Mrs. Jain ka board lekar khada tha(maine aap logo ko ab tak bataya nahi ki manu ka pura nam manu jain hai), aur jaise he manu use dekhta hai to hath ke ishare se use bulata hai, driver saman car me rakhta hai aur dono hotel ki taraf chal padte hai, ye hotel airport se kafi door tha

Raste me car me

Vanika- ye sab kya hai

Manu- kya

Vanika- Mr. and Mrs. Jain

Manu- maine aapko bataya to tha ki maine honeymoon suite book kiya hai

Vanika- mujhe bahut ajeeb lag rha hai aur koi achi feelings bhi nahi aa rhi

Manu- aap waise he chinta kar rhi hai hume bas ek dusre ke husband wife hone ki acting karni hai that’s all

Vanika- ye sab mujhse nahi hoga, inko thode aur paise dedo aur sacchai bata do aur bolo ki hume inke hotel me rehne de

Manu(jootha dar dikhate hue)- nahi di aap aisa mat karna, na to ye log hume rehne denge aur na he hume koi dusra hotel milega kyuki rush bahut hai in dino me yaha, aur han di ek baat aur ab hum yaha husband wife hai to isliye mai aapko di nahi keh sakta to mai aapko nam he le kar bulaunga

Vanika(chonkte hue)- tum mera nam loge

Manu- isme dikkat he kya hai(aur man me sochta hai abhi to nam le rha hu aage aage dekho tumhari choot bhi lunga) har husband apni patni ka nam leta hai, leta hai na?

Vanika(mixed feelings se manu ki aur dekhte hue koi jawab nahi deti)

Manu- c’mon vanika, thode din ki he to baat hai, aur fir iski bright side dekho hum goa ghum payenge, yaaayyy(excitement dikhate hue)

Par manu ki is baat ka vanika par koi asar nahi hota to manu vanika ko bhi is trip ke liye excite karne ke liye uski jealousy ko use karta hai

Manu- kya vanika ab tum is tarah muh latka kar baithi rahogi to maze kaise karogi aur waha swati di kitne maze kar rhi hongi

Vanika(swati ke maze ke bare me sunte he)- maze to hum bhi karenge, aur tumne mujhe tum kaha(chonkte hue), bad manners

Manu- ab agar husband wife bane hai to behave bhi waise he karna padega

Vanika(aakhirkar apni sehmati dete hue)- ok ok ok………

Iske bad car hotel pahunch jati hai, ek aadmi aa kar car ka darwaza kholta hai aur apna hath aage badhata hai vanika uska hath pakad kar neeche utarti hai aur udhar se manu bhi utar jata hai, dono hotel ke andar jate hai to ek behad ki sexy waitress unka welcome karti hai

(actually ye hotel beech par bana hua hai aur ye hotel ke rooms flats ki tarah bane hue hai jiske andar he bahut kuch hai aur ye sirf couples ke liye he hai)

Dono ko ek drink pilayi jati hai(kyuki ye hotel couples ke liye hai isliye jo drink in dono ko yaha aate he pilayi gyi usme Viagra mix hoti hai taki couples aate he shuru ho jaye, ye baat manu janta tha kyuki aisi sari jankari in log ne apni website par dali hui hai) aur unko unka room dikha diya jata hai

Room tak pahunchte pahunchte dono ke jism kafi garam hone lagte hai, manu ka lauda bhi ser uthane lagta hai aur pant me tamboo banne lagta hai aur udhar vanika ka bhi kuch aisa he hal tha par use kuch samjh nahi aa rha tha ki aisa ho kyu raha hai, uska hath bhi bar bar na chahte hue bhi uski choot par pahunch rha tha par koi embarrass situation na ho isliye wo khud ko bahut control kar rhi thi, room me pahunch kar manu waiter ko ek 100 ka note deta hai aur wo muskurate hue waha se jate hue

Waiter- have a nice session sir
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Tere pyar me pagal said:
update 20​
Agli subah…………….manu aur vanika dono banglore se goa airport pahunch jate hai

Goa airport se unhe hotel se taxi pick karne aati hai, aur jaise he wo log airport se bahar nikalte hai to waha driver Mr. and Mrs. Jain ka board lekar khada tha(maine aap logo ko ab tak bataya nahi ki manu ka pura nam manu jain hai), aur jaise he manu use dekhta hai to hath ke ishare se use bulata hai, driver saman car me rakhta hai aur dono hotel ki taraf chal padte hai, ye hotel airport se kafi door tha

Raste me car me

Vanika- ye sab kya hai

Manu- kya

Vanika- Mr. and Mrs. Jain

Manu- maine aapko bataya to tha ki maine honeymoon suite book kiya hai

Vanika- mujhe bahut ajeeb lag rha hai aur koi achi feelings bhi nahi aa rhi

Manu- aap waise he chinta kar rhi hai hume bas ek dusre ke husband wife hone ki acting karni hai that’s all

Vanika- ye sab mujhse nahi hoga, inko thode aur paise dedo aur sacchai bata do aur bolo ki hume inke hotel me rehne de

Manu(jootha dar dikhate hue)- nahi di aap aisa mat karna, na to ye log hume rehne denge aur na he hume koi dusra hotel milega kyuki rush bahut hai in dino me yaha, aur han di ek baat aur ab hum yaha husband wife hai to isliye mai aapko di nahi keh sakta to mai aapko nam he le kar bulaunga

Vanika(chonkte hue)- tum mera nam loge

Manu- isme dikkat he kya hai(aur man me sochta hai abhi to nam le rha hu aage aage dekho tumhari choot bhi lunga) har husband apni patni ka nam leta hai, leta hai na?

Vanika(mixed feelings se manu ki aur dekhte hue koi jawab nahi deti)

Manu- c’mon vanika, thode din ki he to baat hai, aur fir iski bright side dekho hum goa ghum payenge, yaaayyy(excitement dikhate hue)

Par manu ki is baat ka vanika par koi asar nahi hota to manu vanika ko bhi is trip ke liye excite karne ke liye uski jealousy ko use karta hai

Manu- kya vanika ab tum is tarah muh latka kar baithi rahogi to maze kaise karogi aur waha swati di kitne maze kar rhi hongi

Vanika(swati ke maze ke bare me sunte he)- maze to hum bhi karenge, aur tumne mujhe tum kaha(chonkte hue), bad manners

Manu- ab agar husband wife bane hai to behave bhi waise he karna padega

Vanika(aakhirkar apni sehmati dete hue)- ok ok ok………

Iske bad car hotel pahunch jati hai, ek aadmi aa kar car ka darwaza kholta hai aur apna hath aage badhata hai vanika uska hath pakad kar neeche utarti hai aur udhar se manu bhi utar jata hai, dono hotel ke andar jate hai to ek behad ki sexy waitress unka welcome karti hai

(actually ye hotel beech par bana hua hai aur ye hotel ke rooms flats ki tarah bane hue hai jiske andar he bahut kuch hai aur ye sirf couples ke liye he hai)

Dono ko ek drink pilayi jati hai(kyuki ye hotel couples ke liye hai isliye jo drink in dono ko yaha aate he pilayi gyi usme Viagra mix hoti hai taki couples aate he shuru ho jaye, ye baat manu janta tha kyuki aisi sari jankari in log ne apni website par dali hui hai) aur unko unka room dikha diya jata hai

Room tak pahunchte pahunchte dono ke jism kafi garam hone lagte hai, manu ka lauda bhi ser uthane lagta hai aur pant me tamboo banne lagta hai aur udhar vanika ka bhi kuch aisa he hal tha par use kuch samjh nahi aa rha tha ki aisa ho kyu raha hai, uska hath bhi bar bar na chahte hue bhi uski choot par pahunch rha tha par koi embarrass situation na ho isliye wo khud ko bahut control kar rhi thi, room me pahunch kar manu waiter ko ek 100 ka note deta hai aur wo muskurate hue waha se jate hue

Waiter- have a nice session sir
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Superb Update Bhai mast
 
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