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Incest Mard ka bachcha.

Chunmun

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Waiting for next
Yaar please update dedo
Bas Bhai aap ki story k update Ka hi intjaar rehata h
Waiting next update bro
bich ke update repost kar dena bhai agar apne backup rakha hai to

agar nahi hai to ek sikh rahegi hamesha backup rakho apni har ek chiz ka digital saman ka koi bharosa nahi hai
bhaii purane update ka kya karoge

or pls apne track par wapis aa jao
Kya baat hai rooma our minu ne mell kar ye plan bnaya tha ki apni chut me kab tak aguli krengi es se accha lallu ko apna khajana dekha kar apni our aakrsit kre
Plan to bhut badiya aaghe result niklta hai dekhna bada dilchasp hoga
Ritu ko fir lallu ke loude ke nicchye aana he pda
But gadbad ye ho gai ki kajal ko sab pta chal gaya ab lallu ka kya hoga our ritu kaise handle kregi kajal ko
College me kya hona wala hai
Rooma our minu kya karne wali hai ??
Waiting for next update


:love::hug::dost:
 

Chunmun

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Nice update bhai

Thanks Kumar Bhai.


Bhai 53 .54 update hoto post karo ple.....,1..

Karta hu Badshah bhai

Great update..
Very nice ? bro..
Thanks Aakash bhai.

very hot update
:rollball: :rollball::rollball:

Thanks Arun bhai.

Very Nice, Fantastic, Awesome, Mind blowing update ....................
Keep it up bro ..................
Waiting for next update ......................

Thanks Anbashi bhai.


Awesome update Bhai kya jabardast itna bada wala update likha h dil khush kar diya bhai magar Lallu ab bhi apni biwi Lakshmi ko aap aur ji laga ke bat karta h Lallu kahta h wo to thik Lakshmi ko mana kar dena chahiye ap to wo uske pariwar se jud chuki h apni ek member ho gai h

Lallu to bada dimag wala h ya phir kuch naya karne ka jazba jo ab wo kuch naye tarah ki kheti karne ki soch raha hai dekhna h kitna positive result milta h use is nayi prayog main

Wahin choti bua bhi pareshan dikh rahi hain din ba din jaisa ki aapne introduction main likha h unke koi aulad nahin hai to mujhe lagta hai isi wajah se wo dukhi rahti hain ki unki umra dhalti ja rahi h aur hone ko ye bhi ho raha ho uske sasural wale isse uspar nakhush ho kyoki samaj main auraton ko pahle hi target kiya jata h yese mamle main
aur in situations main jo hota h wahi hone ka unko dar sata raha ho ki kahin unke pati unko chhodne ka na soch rahen ho

In kaki logo se bhi bahut maze liye ja rahen hain kya bat h lagta h Ragini kaki bhi ab Lallu ke lapete main aane hi wali hain :D aur ye achha hua ki Ritu se apne man-mutav khatm kar liye jisse wo bhi khush rahegi lekin ye lallu ne washroom main kisko bina kapdon main dekh liya bhai jo koi bhi hai badi garam h aakhir itni himmat jo dikhai hai aur unki baton se to lagta hai inme se kai Lallu ko pane ki umeed lagaye brthi hain aur ab next update main dekhten hain unka college jana kaisa rahta h shyad inki chemistry bhi kuch aage badhe

Thanks for your valuable comments bhai.

FANTASTIC UPDATE BHAI

Thanks Raj bhai.
BAHOT shaandaar update dost

Thanks Naik bhai.

Nyc & hotttt updates dear ..!!!!!

Thanks Jonny bhai.

Nice n fantastic update


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Chunmun

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Nice update

Thanks darkoxx bhai.

Mast update bhai chachi ki to tabiyat se liya hai undono ladki kahi minu aur roma to nahi

Dekhte hai aage kaun nikalti hai wo dono.

Nice update

Thanks Raja bhai.

Superb update yaar
Ab lagta hai kajal ki bari hai

Dekhte hai bhai.

Nice update

Thanks bhai.

Nice update
Thanks Arjun bhai.

Waiting for new bro

Thanks bhai.

Nice update
Waiting for next

Thanks Sonu bhai.

Bhai Upade no. 52, Pahle ke update ke kuch bhago se bhara tha. Update no. 53 aur 54 se sidhe 55 aa gaya. Aap 51 ke baad se tino updates dene ka kashta kare. Waiting for is kahani ke next update also.

Deta hua bhai.


Update do bhai aur
Thanks bhai.
 

Chunmun

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Bahut hi mazedaar update tha bro aur thanku mere kahene pe ritu aur lallu ka asie sandaar update dene ke liye , ab kajal kye kahegi dekhte hain.

Thanks bhai.

Bhai update dedo

Thanks bhai.



Thanks bhai.


SHANDAR UPDATE BHAI

Thanks bhai.


Awesome update

Thanks bhai.


Story m thora emotion creat kro bhai baqi best ha

Thanks bhai. Kosis karunga.

Superb update bhai

Thanks bhai.

excellent update yaarr ______ waiting moreee ______

Thanks bhai.
Lagta hai sabhi bahanen lallu ke pichhe pari hain.maja aa gaya.

:D


Thanks bhai.
 

Chunmun

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Nice update bhai

Thanks bhai.

Bhai Update 53 aur 54 nahi dikhai diye aur please index bhi update kar dijiye.

Thanks bhai.

bhai almond or badam ki kheti ke bare me pata bhi hai kya
badam ki first harvesting hi 5 years baad hoti hai
uska tree baada hone me time leta hai

Mujhe kaun sa yaha XForum pr ugana hai.
Aap ko aata hai bas mere liye kafi hai.

Update do

Thanks bhai.

Class to lagni chahea

Kis ki bhai. Kajal k dwara Lallu ki ya meri class lagani hai.:D

waiting next ........
Thanks bhai.

Thanks bhai.

Update please. Jaldi do.

Thanks bhai.

Thanks bhai.
 

Chunmun

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aj ka update kaha hai bhai
Waiting next update
Waiting bro
Very Nice, Fantastic, Awesome, Mind blowing update ....................
Keep it up bro ..................
Waiting for next update ......................
or bhi update ayenge kya aaj
Congratulations for 200 pages

Thanks bhai logo. Next update de diya hai.:love:
 

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Mard ka bachcha. Update 56



Peter ka khatma kr dono nakabposh waha se pital ka wo pipe jaisa dibbi le kr waha se nikal kr road pr aa gye jaha un logo ne apni car khadi ki hui thi.

Fir car mai baith kr apne gantavya ki or chal diye. Jaha unka Boss wo jack ka guru ka office tha.

Idhar goli ki awaj sunkr tunnal k aas pas k jitne guards the sabhi chaukanne ho gye or char panch guards in logo ki or daud pare satark ho kr.

Waha pahuch kr dekha to sabhi mare pade the.

Sabhi guards jo abhi aaye the wo waha aas pas fail gye or waha k janglo ko jo jyada ghana nahi tha us mai dhundhne lage in mare hue guards k katil ko.

Lekin wo dono nakabposh to pahle hi ja chuke the.
Inhe koi nahi mila.
Tab tak waha or guards k sath tunnal ka incharge bhi aa gya.
Waha apne guards ko mara hua dekh kr chauk gya sath mai ek majdur Peter bhi mara hua tha.

Wo incharge kahi call laga kr baat karne laga.
Baat karte hue uske mathe pr pasine ki bunde aa gai thi.
Lag raha tha jaise samne se use bahut dant pad raha ho.

Fir wo incharge waha k guards ko aas pas k pero pr lage hidden cam ko janch karne ka hukm de kr apne guards k sath office aa gya.



Idhar Lallu Kajal ko dekh kr apne kamre mai aa gya tha.
Fir bed pr let gya. Thodi der mai hi use dubara nind aa gya.

Roma- Bhai kitna sote ho utho. Hume College jana hai.

Lallu ko sota dekh kr Roma use uthati boli.

Lallu dusri or ghum kr so gya.

Roma jhuk kr Lallu k kandhe pr kat li.
Lallu chillata hua uth gya

Roma huste hue bhag gai.

Roma- jaldi taiyar ho jana. Minu taiyar ho rahi hai.


Lallu badbadata hua uth kr washroom chala gya.


Bahar aa kr taiyar ho kr naste k liye rasoi mai aa gya.

Lallu- kuch khane ko de do kaki. Aap yaha kaam kr rahi ho. Abhi tak ready nahi hui aap.

Ragini- q kaha jana hai.

Lallu- are kal hi to aap ne kaha tha ki bazar mai kuch kaam hai aap ko.

Ragini- Minu or Roma ja hi rahi hai to wo dono kr legi. Banki tum ghar ka saman yaad se le lena.


Lallu- thik hai. Waise aap chalna chaho to chal sakti hai.

Ragini- nahi nahi, ab mai nahi jaungi. Tum log hi kr lena kaam. Maine undono ko bta diya hai.

Tabhi Kajal rasoi mai aa gai.

Kajal- kya baat hai. Aaj rasoi mai kaam karna hai kya.
Ragini or Kajal dono husne lagi.

Lallu- wo nasta ke liye aaya tha. Didi ko le kr collage jana hai na.

Kajal- to bahar baith aa jaiga nasta abhi. Didi apne ladle ko jara khane mai ghee badha dena. Aaj kal kuch jyada hi mehnat karne laga hai.

Ragini- ha ye baat to sahi kaha tum ne Kajal. Hamara lallu ab lalit ban gya hai. Kab se ye din dekhne k liye bhagwan se kitni puja archana ki thi ab ja kr bhagwan ko hum sab pr taras aaya hai.
Chal beta tu bahar baith. Mai abhi nasta le kr aa rahi hu.

Lallu bahar aa kr aangan mai baith gya.


Thodi der mai Kajal nasta le kr aa gai.

Lallu- ye kya hai. Itna sara makkhan.

Kajal- Le aaj kal kuch jyada mehnat karne laga hai. Sahi se khana kha.

Lallu chup chap khana khane laga.
Tabhi kamre se Roma or Minu nikali.

Lallu dono ki khubsurti dekh kr khana bhul gya.

Kajal- wah kya baat hai. Meri dono betiyo ko kisi ki najar na lage.
Kajal apne aankho se kajal nikal kr dono k kaan k piche laga diya.

Fir sabhi nasta kr bahar aa gye.

Lallu- aap dono apna sara papper le liye hai na.

Roma- ha bhai sab kuch le liya hai. Tum bas ab chalo yaha se.

Minu jhat se car mai aage aa kr baith gai.

Roma- ye tum ne chitting ki hai minu.

Minu- pyar or jang mai sab jayaj hai.

Lallu- ye pyar or jang kaha se aa gya.

Roma- ye aap nahi samjhoge. Aap gari chalao na.

Fir teeno yu hi nok jhok karte collage pahuch gye.
Roma- Bhai ka kya kare.

Minu- kya matlab kya karu.

Roma Minu ko pakad kr side mai le ja kr.

Roma- yaar tu bhul gai kya. Yaha wo badmash Saurabh na ho. Kahi wo piche pad gya or bhai dekh lega to….

Minu- sahi kah rahi hai. Mai to bhul hi gai thi use.

Roma- ab jaldi soch, kya kre ki Saurabh se bhi mulakat na ho or bhai ko bhi bura na lage.

Tabhi ek bike waha aa kr ruki.

" Ooohhoo, meri gulabjamun. Kya kismat hai mera. Aaj to din ban gya mera. Hayyy meri jaan..

Bike waha apne sar se halmet nikalta bola.

Minu- Saurabh apne hosh ki dawa karo. Batatamij kahi ka. Chal Roma.

Saurabh- Hayyy meri bulbul kaha ja rahi hai. Apne diwane ko bhi leta chal.
Tabhi waha lallu chalta hua aaya.

" Kaha jana hai aap ko sarkar. Mujhe bataiye mai liye chalta hu na aap ko."

Lallu piche se uske kandhe pr hath rakhta bola.

Saurabh- kaun ho tum.

Lallu- Are aap mujhe nahi pachante. Aap ki didi ne nahi batai kya
Saurabh- kya bak rahe ho. Pahchante ho mai kaun hu.

Lallu- wahi to bta raha hu mai. Aap mujhe bolne hi nahi de rahe. Aap kaun hai ye mai achhe se janta hu lekin mai kaun hu ye aap nahi jante hai.

Saurabh- Kaun hai be tu. Kya nahi janta mai. Bhag ja yaha se nahi to mara jaiga khamakha.

Tabhi Lallu ghuma kr ek thappad diya.

Lallu- bahen chod apne jija se tamij se baat kr. Tab se samjha raha hu. Sala sunane ka naam hi nahi leta.

Saurabh thappad lagne se tilmila gya.

Saurabh- tum ne mujh pr hath uthaya. Saurabh pr.. jis se ye sara jila darta hai. Jiske baap k naam se yaha ki police kampti hai. Tu to gya beta. Teri ulti ginti suru.

Lallu fir ek thappad laga diya dusre gaal pr.
Lallu- ab barabar hua. Nahi to dusra gaal sikayat karta. Ab kuch dimag thandha hua ya or khana hai.

Saurabh- tu bachega nahi. Abhi ruk ja tu. Abhi tumhe Saurabh se takrane ka anjam pta chal jaiga.

Lallu- chal nikal laude..
Lallu uske pichwade pr ek laat lagaya.
Saurabh ludhakta hua dur gir gya

Lallu- tum dono apna kaam kr ke aao. Mai yahi hu.

Minu- nahi bhai. Ab chalo yaha se. Ye bahut khatarnak hai. Iske bahut sare gunde dost hai.
Hum baad mai aa jainge.

Lallu- kuch nahi hota. Tum dono apna kaam bina kisi tantion k niptao. Mai hu na.

Roma- Nahi bhai. Pls ghar chalo. Mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.

Roma lallu ko baho mai leti boli.

Lallu- ghar mai to aap hitlar didi ho or yaha dar se kamp rahi ho. Aisa q.

Roma- Bhai wo apna ghar hai. Yaha ye sab ja war hai.

Lallu- bilkul sahi. Yaha bahar sab janwar hai lekin aap ka bhai in sabhi janwar ka Band baja dega. Qki mai bhi to bahar hi hu.
Chalo apna kaam karo aap log bindash ho kr.

Lallu un dono ko jabardasti waha se bhej diya.

Roma or Minu daurti hui waha se chali gai taki jaldi se yaha ka kaam nipta kr is khatre se bhaga ja sake.

Saurabh bhi waha nahi tha. Lagta hai wo bhi apne lafange sathiyo ko bulane gya tha.

Lallu parking se nikal kr main gate se thoda hut kr khada ho gya.

Lallu ko pta tha ki Saurabh manane wala nahi hai wo jarur kuch karega is liye Lallu kahi or jane k badle gate k pas hi khada hona behatar samjha.


Muskil se dus minutes bhi nahi hua hoga ki collage k gate se do jeep enter hua.

Lallu- le beta aa gye kuttho ki dum.

Bus barah ladke to honge hi us mai. Sab k hatho mai koi na koi hathiyar tha.
Koi hockey stick liye to koi chan lapete hue. Koi chaku le rakha tha.
Sab taiyari kr k aaye the.

Lallu bich raste mai aa kr khada ho gya.

Saurabh- badi jaldi hai tumhe marne ka.

Lallu- Sahi kaha tumne. Lekin kya kre upper wala hi nahi sunta. Kahta hai mere jaise kamine k liye uske pas koi jagah nahi hai.

Saurabh- abhi pta chal jaiga. Waha jagah hai ya nahi. Maro re sale ko…..


Aage wale jeep mai baithe sare ladke khud kr Lallu ki or daud pade.

Lallu un logo ko apne pas aane diya.
Jaise hi pahla ladka hath mai hockey stick uthaye pas aaya. Lallu hath ghuma kr upper se niche ki or teji se laya or mukka bana kr aage wale k chin pr jor se mara.
Wo aage wala ladka piche ho kr piche se aate ladko k sath takrata do ko leta hua gir gya.
Lallu bina koi mauka diye wahi gira hockey stick utha kr un teeno pr pil pada. Kab tak piche se or teen ladke lallu tak pahuchte lallu un gire hue teeno ko hockey stick se adhmara kr diya.

Piche khade teen ladko ko hosh aaya to daur kar Lallu ko marne aaya.
Lallu ek pr kick chalaya or dusre pr hockey stick tab tak teesra chain se Lallu pr hamla kr diya jise Lallu apne hath se rok liya.
Chain lallu k hath mai lipat gya.

Kick jise laga tha wo to piche ko ludhak gya tha.
Ab do rah gya tha yaha banki jeep mai baithe tamasha dekh rahe the.

Lallu chain wale ko chain pakad kr apne pas khich liya or hockey stick k muth se uske chain pakde hath pr mar diya. Wo ladka apna hath pakad kr dard se uchalta kudata tadapne laga. Tab tak dusra apne hockey stick se Lallu ko do bar mar chuka tha.
Lallu bhanna kr us ladke k or daura or uska gardan pakad kr utha liya.

Lallu- bahanchod sab ki aaj maa ki aankh..
Salo bada gunda banta hai tu log aaj batata hu mai tum logo ko ki baap baap hota hai or beta beta.

Jeep mai baithe sare ladke dekh kr daur kr Lallu ki or aaye.
Lallu us gardan pakad kr uthaye ladke ko piche aate ladko pr uchhal diya
Sare gudmud kr gir gye.
Lallu daud kr sab pr pil pada or apne hockey y se sab ki sutai karna chalu kr diya.
Do char uth kr Lallu ko bhi marne lage or Lallu to pagal ho gya tha. Jo bhi uske samne aata lallu usko adhmara kr k hi chodta.
Lallu ko bhi kai hockey lag chuka tha.
Uske kapde fat gye the or us mai se tattoo black se golden ho kr chamak raha tha.

Abhi Lallu ka hath kisi bijli ki raftar se chal raha tha. Marte marte lallu ka hockey stick toot gya.

Tabhi waha minu or Roma bhi daurti hui aa gai.

Roma- Bhai…. Bhai..

Dono bahan Lallu ko yu ladko se ghire ladte dekh kr to ro kr bura haal tha.

Saurabh- pakad lo in dono randiyo ko or le chalo apne farmhouse pr. Inko masal kr aaj party manayenge.

Lallu Saurabh ki baat sun kr or pagal ho gya.

Gusse se Lallu ka pura sarir kampne laga.
Uska tattoo ab red colour mai chamakne laga tha.

Lallu toota hua hockey stick fek kr Saurabh ki or daud pada.
Saurabh lallu ko apni or aata dekh kr idhar udhar dekhne laga bachne k liye.

Saurabh- Are haramkhoro koi roko isko. Ye pagal ho gya hai.
Lallu samne aane wale ladko ko angh bhang karta Saurabh ki or badh raha tha.
Saurabh ab waha se collage k under ki or bhaga.

Lallu uske piche jane laga tabhi Minu lallu ko baho mai bhar kr pakad li.

Roma- Pls bhai use chod do. Chalo ghar chalo. Pls bhaiya.
Dono bahno ka chehra aanshuo se pura bhig gya tha.

Lallu najar ghuma kr dono ko dekha to unka chehra dekh kr Lallu ka gussa gayab ho gya.

Fir Roma or Minu dono lallu ko pakad kr car tak le aai.

Roma- bhai aap ko bahut chot lagi hai. Khun bhi nikal raha hai. Chalo pahle doctor k pas chalo jaldi.

Minu- bhai kya jarurat thi ladne ki. Hum sab ghar hi vhale jate to aaj ye sab nahi hota. Hume aap ko le kr aana hi nahi chahiye tha.
Roma- sahi kah rahi hai. Na hum log bhai ko late na bhai ko chot lagta.

Lallu- ohhoo mujhe kuch nahi hua hai. Ye sab to mamuli chot hai. Aaj aaj mai hi thik ho jaiga.

Fir teeno car mai baith kr waha se nikal kr bazar aa gye.
Lallu- form fill up ho gya aap dono ka.

Minu- Ha bhai wo ho gya. Ab pahle kisi doctor k pas chalo pahle.

Lallu- are meri pyari bahno mai bilkul thik hu.

Roma- Nahi bhai. Pahle doctor k pas chalo. Yahi pas mai hi us doctor ka clinic hai jiske bache ko aap bachaye the. Wahi le chalo pls.

Lallu gari clinic ki or le liya.

Thodi der mai hi wo log clinic k samne the.

Lallu- (waha k nurse se) doc. Raina hai kya.

Nurse- ji abhi hai.

Lallu aage badh kr darwaja khol kr under chala gya.
Under doc. Raina ek aadmi k sath baithi hui thi.
Raina- are lalit ye kya hua.

Lallu- wo sab baad mai pahle cheak up to kr lijiye.

Raina jaldi se khadi ho kr Lallu ka shirt jo kai jagah se fat gya tha use nikal kr dekhne lagi.
Kahi jyada ghaw nahi tha. Halki fulki kharoche thi.

Us ko saaf kr k dawa laga di.
Raina- ab batao kya hua.

Lallu ne fir use abhi collage mai jo kuch hua wo bta diya

Raina- aage se aisa kuch ho to mujhe turant call karna. Yaha ka S.P mera jankar hai.

Lallu- thik hai mam. Ab mujhe ijajat dijiye thoda kaam hai.

Raina- parso aa kr ek bar fir se dikha lena.
Fir raina lallu ko chodne bahar tak aai.

Bahar Roma or Minu Raina ko dekh kr khadi ho gai.

Roma- DiDi bhai ko jyada chot to nahi lagi hai na.

Raina- Nahi babu. Ghabrane ki koi baat nahi hai. Mamuli chot hai. Ek se do din mai thik ho jaiga

Minu- thanku didi.

Raina- didi bhi bolti hai or thanku bhi kahti hai. Ab dubara aisa kiya na to pakad kr sui laga dungi.

Sab husne lage..
Fir lallu or dono bahne raina se ijajat le kr gadi mai baith chal di.

Lallu- Di Kaki ka kya saman lena hai wo le lo fir kuch ghar ka saman bhi lena hai.

Minu- Bhai pahle koi kapda kharid lo. Ye to kharab ho gya hai.

Piche se Minu lallu k gale lagti boli.

Lallu- thik hai di. Pahle kapde k shop pr chalte hai.

Fir ye log usi uncle k shop pr aa gye.

Shop pr unki ladki thi.

Ladki- Are bhai ye kya. Kaise hua ye sab. Jyada chot to nahi lagi. Kya hua tha. Kaha lag gya. Bolta q nahi.

Lallu- didi ab aap bolne dogi tabhi to bolunga. Aap ek sath itne sare sawal kr di.
Fir lallu inko bhi sari baat bta di.

Ladki- haa, hai us collage mai ye ladka. Mujhe bhi pta chala tha. Achha sabak sikhaya use. Aage se koi baat ho aisa to mujhe call karna mera no le lo.

Fir us ne Lallu ko apna number de diya.

Lallu- si ab ek to mujhe koi dress de do or fir meri in dono bahno k liye bhi de dena.

Roma- bhai mujhe nahi chahiye. Aap le lo fir ghar chalte hai.

Lallu- wow, dekha didi. Aaj pahli bar kisi ladki ko shopping se mana karte dekh raha hu.

Ladki-( Roma se.) Bahan majak mat Bana hum logo ka. Dekh rahi hai na tum ne ek bar kya mana kr diya. Bhai tana marne laga hai. Le lo jo sab lena hai.

Lallu dono bahno ko dekha to wo dono gusse se use ghur rahi thi.
Lallu undono ko gusse se ghurta dekh kr apna dant dikha diya.
Fir lallu waha se do dress apne liye or do do sabhi bahno k liye le liya fir shop wali didi ko bay karta waha se nikal aaya.

Waha se bahar aa kr Lallu ek store se ghar ka sara saman kharida jo Ragini kaki boli thi.

Lallu- di mera ho gya sara kaam. Ab aap logo ko kuch chahiye to batao. Kaki ka saman bhi nahi liye abhi tak aap log.

Roma- bhai kisi medical store pr rok le.

Lallu- Q waha q. Sab thik to hai na.

Roma- are baba ghabra mat. Mujhe chachi k liye ek dawai leni hai.

Lallu- kya hua kaki ko. Kis chij ki dawai leni hai.

Roma- are yaar tu itna padeshan na ho. Kuch nahi hua hai chachi ko.kuch or lena hai. Tu nahi samjhega.

Lallu- are mai bachcha thode hu jo nahi samjhunga. Aap samjhao to sahi. Kya hua kaki ko.

Minu- Bhai aisa kuch nahi hai. Ye ladies ka mamla hai. Tu q jidd kr raha hai.
Lallu- are mai kaise jidd na karu. Meri kaki ko dawai chahiye to hume pta to chale kya hua hai unhe. Doc se dikhaye ya nahi. Agar jyada tabiyat kharab ho gya to.

Roma- minu bta ise kya lena hai.

Minu- m..ma..mai ka.kaise...mai..mai.nahi bataugi tu bata.

Roma- bta de na.

Minu- tu q nahi batati.

Lallu- ye kya laga rakha hai. Yaha kaki ko koi padeshani hai or aap sab mai mai tu tu kr rahi hai batane k badle.

Roma- pagal. Ye sab ladies k sath hota hai.

Lallu- sab k sath matlab.

Roma- mai nahi bta rahi. Apne kaki se hi puch lena.

Lallu- aap nahi batayegi to mai kaki se to puch hi lungi.

Minu- Bhai jidd mat kr.

Lallu- bilkul karunga.

Roma- bhai. Koi dabai nahi leni hai hume. pad lena hai.
Lallu- ye kya hota hai pad. Iska kya karte hai.

Roma- ye sabhi ladieso ko mahine mai ek bar jarurat padti hai.

Lallu- kya sab ko. Aap logo ko bhi..

Minu- sarmati hui. ha buddhu.

Lallu- are baap re. Fir to pahle aap log chalo doc raina k pas. Abhi abhi waha se aaye hai. Tab nahi bta sakti thi kya.

Lallu gari ghumata hua bola.

Roma- bhai ruko batati hu. ladki jab bachcho se javan ho jati hai to niche se use blidding hone lagta hai mahine mai ek bar do teen din. Ye normal hai. Sab k sath hota hai. Is liye gharbrane wali baat nahi hai. Ab samjhe buddhu.

Lallu ka ab dimag kaam kiya.
Lallu- ohhh, aise batana tha na.

Minu- aise batana tha na. Minu lallu ka nakal karti boli.
Ye sab apne bibi se pucha kr. Hum bibi nahi hai tumhari didi hai.

Lallu- jyada fark kaha hota hai bibi or didi mai.
d ko udhar ghuma do to bibi or b ko idhar ghuma do to didi.

Roma-matlab hume idhar udhar ghuma kr apna bibi bana lega.

Lallu- ma..mai..me..mera matlab…

Minu aankh nachati hui- kya matlab tha tumhara.

Lallu- wo...wo...kuch nahi. Jo lena hai jaldi lijiye na.

Dono bahne Lallu ko aise karte dekh jor se Huss di.

Fir pta nahi kya hua achanak Minu aage badh lallu k chehre ko chumte chumte lallu k hotho pr apna hoth rkh kr do second bad hata li
Lallu to surprise ho kr minu ko dekhne laga.
Minu sarmati solid kr apne seat pr baith gai.

Lallu muskudata hua ek medical shop pr gari rok diya.

Lallu- lo didi jo lena hai le lo yaha se.

Fir dono bahne gari se utar kr shop pr chali gai.

Tabhi ek sansanati hui goli aa kr gari k kanch ko surakh karti idhar se udhar nikal gai.

Lallu ka sixth sense pahle hi sachet kr diya tha.
Wo piche ho gya tha seat se chipak kr

Lallu najar ghuma kr dekha to road k dusri or ek car khadi thi. Black glass mai.

Us mai do log baithe hue the. Lallu turant door khol daur pada us gari ki or.

Gari mai baithe logo ne jab dekha lallu ko apni or aata hua to wo gari start kr bhagne lage.

Lallu unke gari k piche bhaga chala ja raha tha.

Dopahar ka samay tha or road khali tha to gari ka speed tej tha. Thodi der mai hi gari aankho se ojhal ho gya.

Lallu gari ka number yaad kr liya tha.

Fir lallu waps aa gya or gari mai baith gya.
Roma is bar aage baith gai or Minu piche.

Lallu- le liye di.

Roma- ha bhai. Ab chalo.

Lallu gadi aage badha diya.
Lallu k dimag mai he goli chalane wala hi ghum raha tha. Ek lafda aaj abhi thodi der pahle hue hai. Usne kiya hai ye ya fir us daru k bhatthi wale ne.
Lallu ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha.

Roma- bhai pani puri.

Roma k bolne pr lallu ka dhayn tuta

Lallu us pani puri wale k pas le ja kr gadi rok diya

Fir dono bahne jaldi se gari se utar gai.


Roma- bhaiya teen plate lagana. Teekha jyada rakhna.

Lallu- nahi bhai. Do plate hi dena.

Minu- bhai tum nahi khaoge kya.

Lallu- mai khaunga di. Roma di nahi khayegi.

Roma- Q....Q mai q nahi khaungi.
Lallu- abhi to aap ne kaha tha.

Roma- chup kr tu.

Dono bahne jaldi se hath badha kr ek ek plate pakad li.

Lallu husta hua dekh raha tha.

Jaise hi pani puri wale ne roma k plate mai pahla pani puri dala jhat se Lallu utha kr use apne muh mai gupp kr gya.
Roma muh dekhti rah gai.

Minu ka to Huss Huss kr bura haal ho gya.

Roma plate fek kr gusse mai gari ki or badh gai.

Minu- naraj kr diya na.

Lallu- mai mana kr lata hu

Lallu ja kr Roma ko godi mai utha liya or uske gaal mai dant kat liya.

Lallu- ye subah ka hisab barabar.
Ab gussa thuk do. Mai aap sab se bahut pyar karta hu. Mai bas chota sa majak kr raha tha. Meri pyari di ho na aap. Maan jao. Aap chalo.

Roma lallu k god mai machalne lagi. Ise do char mukka lagati god se utarne ki kosis karne lagi.

Fir lallu Roma ko us shop pr la kr utar diya.

Pani Puri wale ne dusra plate de diya roma ko.
Fir Roma lallu ko chidha chidha kr dikha kr khane lagi.
Lallu bhi fir kabhi Minu to kabhi Roma k plate se le le kr pani puri khane laga.

Jab in logo ka khaya ho gya to Lallu ghar mai ladies sab k liye bhi pack karwa liya.

Fir teeno waha se ghar aa gye.
Mast mast update bro
 

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Bhai, yeh incest story hai Yaha thriller. Boss kahani Ko Halka phulka rakho, mere hisab se jyada heroism ki jarurat nahi hai aur na hi violence ki.
 

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very nyc updates dear ..!!!!
 
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