Mard ka bachcha. Update 53.
Dalan pr Dadu or teeno kaka baithe hue the.
Lallu ja kr Dadu k pas unke bed pr baith gya.
Anil- Hum log ek business suru karne ja rahe hai.
Apne pas kheti k liye bhi kafi jamin hai. To hum sab ka ye manana hai ki do log kheti bari ko sambhalega or banki business.
To ab tum batao ki tum hume kis mai sahayta karoge. Qki ab samay aa gya hai ki tum bhi hum sab ki madad karo. Tum bhi ab koi jimmedari uthao.
Anil kaka itna bol kr chup ho gye.
Sunil kaka- bekh beta tumhe koi jabardasti nahi hai. Tum nahi karna chaho to mana kr sakte ho. Hum log sab sambhal lenge. Baat ye hai ki tumhare dadu bhi yahi chahte hai.
Tabhi Lallu k papa bhi khet se aa gye.
Wo bhi aa kr wahi baith gye.
Lallu- business kis chij ka suru karne wale hai aap log.
Ram- Business aisa hoga ki hume kheti se bhi madad milega. Matlab ki hum do godam banayenge sahar mai. Waha se apne faslo ko sell karenge.
Abhi hum sab yahi soche hai aage hum ise or badhayenge.
Dadu lallu ko dekh rahe the.
Dadu- tumhe vakt chahiye sochne k liye to koi jaldi nahi hai saam tak soch kr bta dena.
Lallu- sochna kya hai dadu. Mai to ghar se door nahi rah sakta. Is liye kheti hi sahi rahega mere liye.
Sunil- thik hai fir. Kal se Lalit or Ravi kheto ko sambhalega. Mai bhaiya or Chote teeno business mai dekhte hai kya sab ho sakta hai.
Anil- tum dono ko kabhi koi help chahiye to bta dena us din hum mai se koi ruk kr tum dono ka madad kr dega.
Dadu- chalo achhi baat hai. Mai bhi yaha baithe baithe ubb jata hu. In dono k sath kabhi kabhi khet ho aaya karunga.
Ram- ye thik rahega.
Fir lallu waha se aangan mai aa gya.
Salini- To sahab kya hukm ho to nasta lagau.
Lallu- Ha kaki jaldi se nasta de do. Bahut bhukh laga hai.
Salini nasta le kr aa gai.
Lallu wahi aangan mai shade k niche baith kr nasta karne laga.
Naste k baad wo uth kr apne kamre mai aa gya.
Subah se lakshmi ka call nahi aaya tha to mobile nikal kr use call laga diya. Mobile badi mami uthai.
Un se thodi der baat karne k baad Lallu lakshmi se baat kiya.
Dono kafi der tak baat karte rahe.
Lakshmi aaj bade mama k sath apne ghar ja rahi thi to wo raat mai call krne ka bol kr call cut kr di.
Yaha badi bua bhi aaj ghar ja rahi thi.
Sab bahut udash the qki bahut dino k baad aai thi yaha or fir ja bhi jaldi hi rahi hai.
Jate wakt lallu ko khas bol kr gai ki wo unke yaha aayega tabhi bua garmi ki chutti mai yaha aayegi.
Lallu bua se wada bhi kiya ki wo jarur aayega.
Choti bua ko Lallu nahi jane diya.
Ravi badi bua or unke bachcho ko le kr chala gya unhe unke ghar chodne k liye.
Sabhi ladies badi bua ki bidai ko bahar tak aai thi.
Bua k jane k baad sabhi aangan aa gye.
Lallu choti bua k pas.
Lallu- bua kya khayal hai nadi chale nahane ko.
Bua- Aaj nahi beta. Aaj to mai naha chuki hu. Kal yaad dilana. Kal chalenge.
Tabhi waha rani bhi aa gai.
Rani- bhai kaha ja rahe ho aap log.
Lallu- nahi mai nahane ko.
Rani- woww bhai hum sab bhi chalenge. Mai abhi sab ko bol kr aati hu.
Bua- are rukk. Hum aaj nahi kal chalenge.
Aaj to maine naha bhi liya hai. Abhi ab dhup bhi jyada ho gya hai. Kal subah chalenge.
Lallu waha se uth kr bhabhi k pas chala gya.
Gauri- aaiye aaiye sarkar. Badi der kr di meharban aate aate.
Lallu- sab se batuni meri yahi didi hai. Bada dar lagta hai mujhe iske aas pas hone pr.
Bhabhi or gudiya dono husne lage.
Bhabhi- sahi kah rahe ho aap. Is nautanki se mujhe bhi dar lagta hai.
Aap ko hi nahi hum sab ko is se dar lagta hai.
Piche se rani or Roma aati hui boli.
Bhabhi- aao aao padharo. Baitho, waise meri bahan ne call kiya tha ya nahi mere ladle devar ko.
Lallu- kya bhabhi aap bhi is nautanki k sath rah kr mera tang khichna sikh gai ho.
Lallu Gauri ki or isara kr ke bola.
Roma- bhabhi bhai hum sab ko nahi batayenge choti bhabhi ki bate. Ha agar Sonam di puche to bta sakte hai.
Rani- bhai, Ek baat batao. Chote chacha aaj subah mai chai le kr dalan pr gai thi tab baat kr rahe the aapas mai ki aap kisi se ladai kiye the parso. Bahut mare ho kisi ko.
Lallu to chauk gya.
Lallu- are meri bahan. Papa ko kisi ne galat bta diya tha. Wo koi or tha mujhe samajh kr papa ko bta diya. Mujhe bhi aaj papa puch rahe the.
Gauri- mujhe to nahi lagta.
Lallu- kya… matlab..
Gauri- nahi..nahi.. mera matlab hai ki wo koi or hi hoga….
Gauri dant dikha kr boli.
Yu hi sabhi bhai bahan bhabhi k pas baithe hussi majak kr rahe the.
Raat mai Lallu chaat pr lakshmi k call ka intjar karta hua walk kr rha tha tabhi waha choti bua bhi aa gai.
Bua- kya baat hai. Aaj to mere se bhi pahle se hai.
Lallu- Ha bua. Bas thoda hawa khane aa gya tha.
Bua- A.C q nahi lagwa leta room mai.
Lallu- idea to achha hai lekin fir sab k room mai lagwau to sahi hai. Nahi to mai apne room mai lagwa lunga ye achha nahi lagega na.
Waise bhi jo sudh hawa ka maja hai wo AC ka kaha.
Bua- Ha ye baat to hai.
Lallu- waise mai soch raha tha ki aap k room mai lagwa deta hu.
Bua- Wahhh, or mere pr ye meharbani q.
Lallu- qki aap ko adat hai na AC ka. Yaha garmi mai aap padeshan ho rahi ho.
Bua- koi padeshani nahi hai mujhe. Yaha bahut achha lagta hai. Thanks beta mera khayal rakhne k liye. Mai bahut miss kr rahi thi sab ko.
Bua Emotional ho gai thi. Unki aankhe nam ho gya tha.
Lallu aage badh kr unhe apne baho mai le liya.
Lallu- Bua hum sab bhi aap ko bahut jyada miss kr rahe the. Mujhe to meri dono pyari bua ka surat bhi yaad nahi tha. Agar hum kahi bahar milte to ek dusre ko pahchane bhi nahi.
Bua- sahi kaha beta. Ab mai pratek saal yaha aaya karungi.
Lallu- mera bas chale to mai aap ko yaha se jane hi na du.
Bua- achha itna pyar karta hai apni bua ko.
Lallu- bahut pyar karta hu mai apni bua ko.
Bua- To bhi bahut pyara hai mera bachcha.
Lallu- achha bua mai aap ko bato mai uljha diya. Fufa ji aap k call ka intjar kr rahe honge.
Bua- aisa kuch nahi hai. Ye sab jabani mai hota hai. Budhape mai nahi. Ab tumhare intjar ka samay hai. Kaise tum Lakshmi beti k call ka intjar kr rahe ho.
Lallu- To aap kaun si budhi ho gai ho. Fufa ji to aap ko kabhi akela nahi chodte honge tabhi to aap itne din yaha aaye nahi.
Bua sarmati hui.
Bua- hutt besaram. Aisa kuch nahi hai. Unhe apne kaam se fursat hi nahi milta hai.
Lallu- Fir to fufa ji ko kya kahu. Meri wife itni khubsurat hoti to mai to kabhi use chodta hi nahi akela.
Bua- ( lallu k kandhe pr halke se mukka marti hui) badmas apni bua ko satata hai.
Fir thodi der chup rah kr.
Bua- fir kya karta agar tumhari wife mere jaisi khubsurat hoti to.
Lallu- Mai to fir use kabhi chodta hi nahi. Jaha wo waha mai.
Bua Huss Huss kr pagal hone lagi.
Bua- kuch bhi bolta hai. Pagal kahi ka. Mai itna bhi khubsurat nahi hu. Ab ye buddhi tumhe khubsurat dikh rahi hai.
Lallu- aap meri bua nahi hoti to mai pakka aap ko le kr bhag jata.
Bua- badmash. Mere char bhai pakad kr tumhe mar dete. (Husti hui bua boli)
Lallu- wo to jab pakadte tab na. Mai ghar se bahar nikalta kab.
Bua- chup kr pagal. Maar khayega ab..
Bua sarma kr boli.
Lallu- Achha achha ab aap baat kijiye mai to chala niche.
Fir lallu niche aa gya.
Niche maa or sabhi kaki baithi bate kr rahi thi
Lallu ja kr salini k god mai sar rakh kr let gya.
Salini- kya baat hai. Aaj hamari yaad kaise aai.
Lallu- aap ko bhula hi kab tha jo yaad aayegi.
Ragini- achha to ye pyar to dikha nahi abhi tak.
Lallu- jo pyar dikhta nahi kya wo pyar nahi hota. Kya pyar dikhana padta hai.
Salini- Bilkul nahi lekin tumhe apne bahno or fir lakshmi aane k baad lakshmi mai hi pyar khatm ho jata tha. Hum sab k liye bachta hi nahi tha.
Ritu- Ha beta teri ye kaki bahut tadpi hai pyar k liye. Jara ise bhi apne pyar ka maja de de. Jab do din ye bhi kamre se bahar nahi niklegi tab pta chalega ise.
Salini- sarmati hui,
Kya didi kuch bhi….
Fir charo husne lage.
Lallu salini k god mai leta hua apne hath badha kr salini k makkhan ki tarah chikne pet pr sahlane laga.
Salini ko gudgudi hone lagi to wo machalne lagi jis se uske bade bade chuche kabhi kabhi Lallu k muh pr ragad jata.
Jab jab salini k dono papite Lallu se ragadta dono ko maja aa jata.
Sailini lallu k hath pr ek chapat laga di.
Salini- chal sab ko bula le. Garm garm sab khana kha lenge. Thak gai hu nind aa raha hai.
Lallu- ha kaki subah se ab mujhe bhi khet mai kaam pr jana hai.
Ritu- Q tu q jaiga. Or sab kaha jainge.
Lallu- koi naya kaam suru kr rahe hai. Isi liye ab kaam bat gya hai. Mai or chote kaka khet sambhalege or banki dono kaka or papa business.
Ragini- achha ji. Matlab ab hamara beta bhi kaam karne jaya karega.
Pahle hi hume samay nahi deta tha ab to or bahi samay nahi milega.
Lallu- koi nahi kaki. Kaun sa mai waha subah se raat tk kaam karta rahunga.
Fir lallu waha se uth kr sab ko khane k liye bulane dalan pr chala gya.
Sab khana kha liye the.
Lallu apne kamre mai aa kr dekha to lakshmi ka call aaya tha.
Lallu mobile le kr chhat pr chala gya.
Lakshmi ko call lagaya to lakshmi ka mobile busy bta raha tha.
Lallu thodi der wahi chhat pr tahalta raha fir lakshmi ka call aa gya.
Der raat tk lakshmi se baat karne k baad Lallu niche aa gya.
Kamre mai aa kr kapde badal sone ko ja raha tha to pyash ka ehsas hua.
Lallu uth kr pani pine nalka pr chala gya.
Waha gya to waha choti bua bhi pair dho rahi thi.
Lallu ja kr khada ho gya.
Bua- Tune to dara hi diya achanak se aa kr. Kya baat hai nind nahi aa raha.
Lallu- nahi. Pyas laga tha to pani pine chala aaya.
Aap kya kr rahi hai.
Bua- mai bhi pani pine aai thi.
Fir lallu bhi pani pi liya. Bua wahi khadi thi.
Lallu- ja kr so jaiye raat bahut ho gai hai. Ya fufa ji ko yaad aa rahi hai.
Bua- chup kr. Tu q jag raha hai itni der tak. Khud nahi kahta ki lakshmi ji ki yaad aa rahi hai.
Lallu- mujhe uski yaad nahi aa rahi thi. Mujhe to bua ko yaad aa rahi thi. Isi liye dekhne chala aaya.
Bua- maar khayega mere hath se ab.
Chal ja kr so ja.
Lallu aage badh gya sath mai bua bhi.
Bua aage apne kamre mai first floor pr chali gai.
Lallu apne kamre mai bed pr let gya.
Kafi der tak jab nind nahi aaya to ek takiya or chadar le kr chhat pr chala gya.
Waha bekha ki bua pahle se hi idhar se udhar ghum rahi hai.
Lallu bichawan ek or rakh kr bua k pas aa gya.
Lallu- kya baat hai. Aaj aap kuch jyada hi padeshan dikh rahi hai.
Bua- kuch nahi tu q jag raha hai.
Lallu- kamre mai nind nahi aaya. To yaha chala aaya bichawan le kr sone k liye.
Bua- thik hai so ja.
Lallu chhat ka gate band kr ek or laga liya apna bistar.
Bistar pr let kr Lallu bua ko dekh raha tha.
Wo ek cotton ki patli si ghutne tk ki nighty mai kayamat lag rahi thi.
Lallu- bua yaha ka light band kr du. Aankh mai chubh raha hai.
Bua- kr do.
Fir lallu uth kr us light ko band kr diya.
Fir bua k pas aa gya.
Lallu- bua kya baat hai aap kuch padeshan so hai saam se.
Bua- kuch nahi tu so ja.
Lallu- kaise so jau. Aap yaha itni padeshan hai or mai so jau. Nind kaha aayegi.
Bua- tu kuch nahi kr sakta. Koi kuch nahi kr sakta. Meri kismat hi aisi hai.
Lallu- aap kuch bataoge tabhi to mujhe pta chalega ki mai kuch kr sakta hu ya nahi.
Bua- pls tu so ja. Mujhe jab nind aayegi mai bhi so jaungi.
Lallu- lekin aap bataoge nahi. Kuch to batao. Aap ka dil hi halka ho jaiga.
Bua- tu nahi samjhega beta. Tu so ja.
Lallu wapas aa kr let gya.
Thodi der mai use nind aa gya.
Raat k kisi pahar use apne badan pr phar ka ehsas hua to uska nind khul gya.
Wo aankh khol kr dekha to use laga jaise bua yahi so gai hai uske sath or uska ek pair Lallu k kamar pr hai. Or ek hath se Lallu ko pakad kr so rahi hai
Bua ka nighty sote hue upper aa gya tha.
Lallu bhi raat ko sote samay sirf dhoti lapet kr hi sota hai to uska danda bua ko yu soya mahsus kr apna sar uthane laga.
Lallu khud pr kabu karta aankh band kr liya.
Bua gahri nind mai thi.
Lallu hath niche le ja kr dekha to bua ki janghe nangi thi.
Lallu hath hata kr wapas so gya.
Subah bua ki nind khuli to apne aap ko Lallu ko baho mai liye yu soya pa kr jhatke se alag ho gai.
Apne kapde ko jangh se upper dekh kr use apne aap pr bahut sarm Aya.
Bua- Hayy prabhuu, agar Lallu jag gya hota pahle to kya anarth ho jata.
Bua Lallu k chehre ko dekhti soch rahi thi.
Bua waha se khishak kr Lallu se dur ho kr apne kapde ko sahi karne lagi.
Achanak bua ki najar Lallu k kamar k niche chala gya.
Lallu ka dhoti simat kr uske kamar k pas aa gya tha jis se uska vikral shamp fufkarta hua khada tha.
Bua ek bar ko to sash lena bhul gai.
Wo najre gadaye lallu k samp ko dekh rahi thi.
Bua- kya itna bada bhi hota hai kisi ka. Iske fufa ka to iske aadha bhi nahi hai.
Kaise jhel gai lakshmi.
Tabhi kahu ki wo aise q chal rahi thi do din tk.
Aisa danda legi to yahi haal hona tha. Baap re kya haal hua hoga uska. Lekin baad mai maja bhi bahut aaya hoga.
Mai bhi kitna ganda soch rahi hu. Ye mera bhatija hai. Chhi chhi..
Bua uth kr niche chali gai apne kamre mai.
Lallu raat late soya tha to subah late utha.
Niche kamre mai aa kr fresh hua fir chai pi kr dalan pr aa gya.
Waha chote kaka nahi the.
Lallu- chote kaka kaha khet gye hai.
Sunil- ha, wo khet gya.
Lallu- thik hai mai bhi jata hu.
Anil- aaj itna kaam nahi hai. Tu aaram kr.
Lallu- nahi nahi. Kaam ho ya na ho. Duty to dena hi padega nahi to aadat kharab ho jaiga
Fir lallu khet ko nikal gya.
Khet pahuch kr dekha to Ravi waha bane makan mai baitha tha.
Lallu- kaka kaam kaisa chal raha hai.
Kaka- achcha hai beta. Mai to ghar pr mana kr aaya tha ki aaj itna kaam nahi hai. Fir q aa gya.
Lallu- kaka mujhe apne jamin ka mitti chahiye. Apne block office ja kr waha jach karwani hai mujhe fir us hisab se fasal ugayenge
Kaka- very good. Thik hai to main tumhe apne khet k alag alag jagaho ka mitti de dunga tum ja kr janch karwa lena.
Lallu- thik hai kaka. Kisi k hath se bhejwa dena saam mai. Mai kal subah use le kr chala jaunga.
Fir lallu thodi der apne kheto mai ghum ghum kr dekha fir waha se ghar aa gya.
Ghar aa kr wo sidha bua k pas pahucha.
Bua apne kamre mai leti hui thi.
Lallu darwaje pr ja ke darwaja khatkaya.
Bua- kaun hai aa jao. Khula hai.
Lallu darwaja dhakel kr under chala gya.
Bua lallu ko dekh kr sarma gai. Uska gaal sarm se lal ho gya.
Bua ko subah ki Lallu ka wo danda yaad aa gya.
Bua ko mare uttejna ko sase badh gai.
Niche se penty gili hone lagi.
Bua- he bhagwan. Ye mujhe kya ho raha hai. Aisa to mere sath kabhi nahi hua.
Lallu- bua kal aap nadi mai nahane ko kah rahi thi. Kya plan hai fir
Bua- aaj nahi beta. Raat sahi se so nahi pai to aaj thoda thakawat si hai. Kal pakka chalenge.
Lallu- kya hua hai aap ko. Aap kuch bata bhi to nahi rahi. Fufa ne kuch kaha hai kya. Mujhe bata sakti hai aap. Mai kisi se kuch nahi kahunga
Bua- nahi nahi. Koi baat nahi hai. Ab mai thik hu. Hum kal pakka chalenge.
Lallu- aaj mai free hu. Kal mujhe kahi jana hai kaam se subah mai. Aap bta rahi hai aaj thakawat hai aap ko to nadi mai naha kr aap fresh ho jaingi.
Bua- beta ladkiya aai thi unhe mai mana kr diya hai. Wo sab naha chuki hai. Ab mai jaungi to sab Ruth jainge.
Lallu- unhe mai fir kabhi le jaunga. Aap to pta nahi kab chali jao. Mai unhe bol deta hu tab tak aap taiyar ho jaiye.
Bua uth kr apna kapda lene lagi.
Lallu niche aa kr ladkiyo k kamre mai chala gya.
Lallu- kya ho raha hai yaha.
Gauri- nach.
Lallu- bahut badhiya. Fir suru karo. Ruke q ho.
Roma- bada aaya chal k. Ja ja pahle muh dekh kr aa apna.
Lallu- mai dekh aya hu. Tum apna dekho bandarya.
Roma- tu bandar..
Roma jibh nikal kr Lallu ko chidhane lagi.
Sonam- Roma galat baat. Aise nahi karte.
Roma- suru kisne kiya tha. Maine kuch nahi kaha tha.
Sonam- usne bhi tumhe nahi kaha tha. Gauri se baat hui thi uski.
Minu- didi to bhai ka hi paksh leti hai. Hamara kabhi sath hi nahi deti.
Lallu- bua nadi mai nahane ja rhi hai. Aap sab mai se kaun chalega
Gauri- kya… mai abhi subah puch kr aai thi to bua mana kr di. Is liye hum sab naha liye.
Lallu- koi baat nahi. Aap sab ko mai fir kabhi le chalunga.
Fir lallu waha se bua k pas aa gya.
Bua taiyar thi.
Lallu bahar aa kr bullet le kr bua ko piche baitha nadi ko chap diya.
Thodi der mai Lallu apne manjil pr tha jaha wo daily aaya karta tha.
Waha sara Lallu ka hi baag tha to udhar koi nahi aata tha.
Lallu baag mai bike khadi kr di.
Bua ko le kr Lallu nadi kinare aa gya.
Lallu- ye raha apna manjil. Yaha naha kr aap apna thakawat utar lijiye. Idhar koi nahi aata mere siway is liye bindash naha sakte hai.
Bua kapde ko ek per pr wahi rakh di or nadi kinare aa kr pani chhi kr dekhi.
Pani is garmi mai bhi thandha tha.
Bua- maja aane wala hai.
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