Incest Mard ka bachcha.

[Umonrj]

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[Tiku8093]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 27.


Lallu bullet pr baith kr start kiya or helmet laga liya.
Piche Sonam aa kr dono pair ek or kr baith gai.
Apne hand bag k sath.


Bahar tak Ritu sath aai thi.

Ritu- bachcho aaram se jana. Lallu beta gari jara aaram se chalana.

Lallu- kaki aap bilkul fikr na kare. Ye meri sab se pyari didi hai. Inhe mai apne dil mai chupa kr rakhunga.

Sonam Lallu ko ek mukka marti hai sarmati hui.
Sonam- chup besaram. Kuch bhi bol deta hai.

Fir dono waha se chal pade.

Gaun se bahar aa kr gari main road pr aa gai.
Lallu ne gari ki halki speed badha diya.

Sonam- Bhai aaram se hume koi jaldi nahi hai. (Sonam lallu k pith pr jhukti uske kaan k pas muh lati boli)

Lallu- didi yaha tak laya hu to ky aap ko lag raha hai ki koi anadi gari chala raha hai.
Lallu Sonam se pucha.

Sonam- nahi bhia.
Lallu- to aap q ghabra rahi hai. Agar gire to mai aap ko chot nahi lagne dunga. Aap ka bhi sara chot apne pr le lunga.

Sonam- Bhai chot mujhe lagega to dard mujhe hoga or chot tumhe lagega tab bhi dard mujhe hi hoga. Q tum mere sab se pyare bhai ho.

Lallu- didi aap darti bahut ho. Mere bahan itni darpok kaise ho sakti hai.
Lallu gadi ki speed or badhata bola.

Sonam Lallu ko dono hatho s kas kr baho mai le li.
Sonam ki kadak gol chuchiya Lallu k pith mai dhash gya tha.

Sonam- Bhai pls mujhe dar lag raha hai. Gadi dhire kari. Pls nahi to mai kud jaungi.

Lallu gadi ka speed slow kr diya.

Sonam- thanks bhai. Bhai meri ek friend bhi aage intjar kr rahi hai kya use bhi baitha kr tum chala sakte ho.

Lallu- q nahi didi. Mujhe to apne pr koi sandeh hi nahi hai. Bas aap ko hi apne bhai pr bharosa nahi hai.

Sonam Lallu se chipakte hue.
Sonam- mujhe tum pr apne se jyada bharosa hai bhai lekin mai pahli bar bike pr baithi hu na is liye jab tum tej karte ho to dar lagta hai.

Sonam- Bhai aage rok lena. Waha bargad k per k niche.

Aage ek bargad ka per tha jaha kuch log baithe hue the. Per k chaw mai.

Lallu gari le ja kr waha rok diya.pppp
Sonam bike se utar kr apne hand bag se mobile nikal kr call ki apne friend ko.

Sonam- Bhai wo thodi der mai aa rahi hai. Ghar se nikal gai hai.

Fir dono kuch der wahi per k niche intjar karne lage tabhi ek ladki aati hui dikhai di.
Wo ladki aa kr Sonam k gale lag gai.

Ladki - Or meri jaan kaisi hai tu. Tu to bilkul bomb lag rahi hai. ye kaun kahi tu sadi to nahi kr li. Waise jija ji to bade handsome hai. Ek din k liye mujhe de dena.

Sonam- tu sudhregi nahi hai na. Jab dekho yahi sab tere dimag mai chalta rahta hai. Ye mera chota bhai hai Lalit.

Or bhai ye Ridhi hai meri friend.

Ridhi- Hiii.(Muskudati hui)

Lallu- Hello, Ridhi didi.

Ridhi- Oo helllooo, didi kahna apni bahan ko mujhe ridhi hi kah kr baat karna.

Sonam muskudane lagi aur boli- chalna bhi hai ya fir yahi khada rahna hai.

Lallu bike start kiya fir sonam baith gai or uske baad ridhi.

Sonam or ridhi bate karne mai lage hue thi.

Collage pahuch kr dono bike se utar gai.
Sonam- Bhai tum cantin mai baitho hum form submitt kr aate hai.

Fir lallu parking se cantin chala gya or ye dono apne or dosto ko dhundhte hue under collage.

Lallu cantin pahuch ek table pr baith gya.
Jaha Lallu baitha tha thik us table k samne ki table pr teen ladkiya baithi hui thi.

Ek ladki jo Lallu k thik samne uski or chehra kr baithi hui thi.
Ladki- yaar dekh kitna handsome ladka hai ye. Pahle to kabhi nahi dekha ise collage mai.
Banki ki dono ladkiya palat kr us ladki ki najro ka picha karti hai.

Dusri ladki- ha ladka to handsome hai. Hum se junior hoga.
Teesri ladki- chale kya uske pas.
Pahli uth bhi gai chair se or aa kr baith gai Lallu k samne wali chair pr.


Dono ladkiya ye dekh kr waha se uth kr Lallu wale table pr aa gai or pahli wali k sath baith gai.

Pahli ladki- chal nasta manga.
Lallu us ladki ka muh dekhne laga ki ye aise q bol rahi hai.

Dusri ladki- aise kya dekh raha hai. Kabhi ladki nahi dekha hai kya.

Lallu- ladki to baht dekha hai lekin mai aap logo ko pahchana nahi. Kya hum pahle kabhi mile hain.

Tisri ladki- nahi mile hai tabhi to milne aaye hai tumhare table pr.
Pahli- chal jaldi manga. Mere liye samose.
Dusri- sath mai coldrink bhi.

Lallu soch raha tha ki ye hai kaun jo uske gale pad rahi hai.

Pahli - tumhe samajh nahi aa raha kya. Agar is collage mai rahna hai to apne senior ki baatanana sikh.

Dusri- cantin wale se. Kaka is ladke k naam pr teen plate samose or coldrink bhejna.

Lallu- are mai bhi khaunga mere muh mai chiti thode na utha hai.
Tisri- tumhe khana hai to apna order kar do.

Pahli- kaun se class mai padhte ho tum
Dusri- naam batao apna.
Lallu- pahle kis ka javab du.

Pahli- naam batao apna.
Lallu- Lalit Kumar.

Dusri- kaun se class mai padhte ho.

Lallu- Padhai nahi karta mai.

Tisri ladki- fir yaha kya karne aaye ho.

Sonam- ye mere sath aaya hai.

Pahli- kamini kaha thi itni der se. Lab se tera intjar kar rahe hai hum log.

Ridhi- hum dono tumhe sare collage mai dhund rahe the.

Dusri- Sonam kya baat hai tu to badi tej nikli. Bol rahi thi boyfriend nahi banayegi. Boyfriend k baat pr bhi sarma jati thi or yaha to apne boyfriend ko le kr ghum rahi hai.

Ridhi- to teri q jal rahi hai. Tu bhi bula le Saurabh ko.

Dusri- naam mat le us harami ka. Sala kamina tha wo. Bahar or kai se sambandh tha uska.

Sonam- isi liye mai in jhamelo se dur rahne ko kahti thi tum logo ko. Lekin tum sab pr to bhoot sawar tha.

Tisri ladki- to fir is handsome ko leke jo ghum rahi hai ye kaun hai.

Ridhi- ye mera boyfriend hai.

Dusri- hayyy kya ladka pataya hai yaar.

Ridhi- waise tumhe chahiye to mai apna boyfriend tumhe de sakti hu lekin ek sart hai.

Pahli- kya sart hai.

Sonam- hum sab k liye nasta with coldrink mangana padega.

Tisri ladki- mai taiyar hu. Wo jhat se sab k liye nasta order kr diya.
Cantin wala in teeno ka la hi raha tha wo teen or laga kr de diya sab ko.

Sab mil kr nasta karne lage.

(In ladkiyo ka jyada roll nahi hai to isi liye inka parichay nahi diya.)

Sonam- chalo ab form submitte kr le.
(Lallu se) tum yahi baitho hum aate hai.

Fir ye sabhi waha se chal di form jama karne.

Lallu waha baitha idhar udhar dekhta time pas kr raha tha.


Thodi der baad sabhi ladkiya form jama kr aa gai.

Lallu Sonam ko dekh khada ho gya.

Lallu- chale kya.
Sonam- ha bhai chalte hai.
Tisri ladki- lekin ye to ab mera boyfriend hai to tum log jao. Mai apne boyfriend k sath bazar ghumne ja rahi hu.
Sabhi ladkiya husne lagi.

Sonam - mere bhai ko tang mat kro.
Chalo bhai chalte hai.
Fir sab waha se nikal kr collage se bahar aa gye.

Wo teeno ladkiya dusre gaun ki thi to bus pakad kr udhar chali gai.

Lallu parking se apna bullet le kr aa gya sonam or ridhi baith gai.

Lallu bike aage badha diya.

Sonam- Bhai pahle bazar mai chalna.

Wo teeno bazar pahuch gye.

Lallu- kya lena hai di.
Ridhi- lalit pahle kisi kapde k shop pr chalna. Mujhe apne bhai k liye kuch kapde lene hai.

Lallu in logo ko usi shop pr le gya jaha wo sunil k sath apna kapda lene aaya tha.

Teeno dukan k under gye.

Dukan wala- ha beta kya chahiye.

Lallu- ridhi se. Kis age ka hai aap ka bhai.
Ridhi- kaka dus saal k ladke k liye pent t-shirt dikhana.

Dukandar un ko kuch alag alag design or colour k kapde dikhaye.
Ridhi in Mai se do set le liye.

Sonam- bhai kya yaha ladies ka bhi rakhte hai kapde.

Lallu- bahar mai board dekha tha jis pr ladies gents dono likha tha.
Ha didi aap ko kya lena hai.

Sonam- Bhai mujhe bhi sab k liye kuch jins pents or tshirt lene hai.

Lallu- kaka kya aap k pas girls k bhi jins or tshirt honge.

Dukandar- sab milega beta. Abhi dikhata hu.

Fir wo kai tarah k pents dikhaye jin mai se Sonam teen jins le li or fir teen tshirts bhi le liye.
Bill pay kr wo log waha se bahar aa gye.

Lallu- di ab kaha chalna hai.
Sonam- ab bhai jaha suit ka kapda milega us dukan pr.

Fir ye log ek showroom mai gye jaha sari suit sab ladies ka kapda milta hai

Dukan wala- ha bhaiya kya lenge. Aaiye baithiye.

Teeno ja kr sofa pr baith gye.

Lallu Sonam ko dekh kr- kya lena hai di batao in ko.

Sonam- uncle mujhe kuch suits ka kapda chahiye.

Wo dukan wala waha kaam karne wali ek lady ko bola kapda dikhane ko.
Wo lady didi ko apne pas bulai.
Sonam or ridhi uth kr waha chale gye.

Dukan wala- Beta kaha se aaye ho aap.
Lallu- ji mai Taruwar pur se aaya hu.

D.wala- pita ji ka kya naam hai aap k.

Lallu- ram singh.

D.wala- hummm. Chehra dekh kr hi laga tha mujhe ki tum Ram k hi bete ho. Qki tumhara chehra bahut milta hai Ram se.

Lallu- dhanyawad uncle.

Tab tak Sonam or ridhi aa gai.
Lallu- kya hua pasand nahi aaya kya.

Sonam- nahi nahi. Le liya hai kapda. Aa raha hai packing kr rahe hai.

D.wala- beta agar silai karwana ho to de do yaha silai bhi hota hai.
Sonam- sorry uncle wo mai apne bahno k liye kharida hai.

Lallu- ek apne liye bhi le lo di. Yahi silane de do.

Sonam use dekhne lagi.
Lallu uth kr us taraf chala gya jaha wo ladie kapda dikhai thi Sonam or ridhi ko.

Lallu waha ja kr do colour ka kapda pasand kiya or Sonam or ridhi ko pakda diya.
Chalo dono apna apna naap de kr aao.

D.wala ek ladie k sath dono ko dukan k piche k room mai bhej diya jaha tailoring ka kaam hota tha.

D.wala- beta agar sari ya or kuch lena ho to le lo. Tumhare pariwar k sath hamara purana parivarik rista hai.
Tumhare anil or sunil kaka bhi yaha aate rahte hai.

Lallu to surprise ho gya ki such mai ise sab ka pta hai.
Lallu ko man kiya ki kuch sari le le apne kaki or maa k liye bhi to wo uth kr sari select karne chala gya.

Thodi der magajmari karne k baad wo char sari select kr liya.

Fir counter pr aa kr sab ka bill banwa liya.

Jeb se card nikal kr sab ka pement kr wapas aa kr sofe pr baith gya sab packet le kr.

Tab tak wo dono bhi aa gye.

Lallu- to chale ab.
D.wala- beta do minutes ruk jao. Juice aa raha hai. Wo pi kr jana. Pahli bar aaye ho tum log mere yaha.

Lallu- uncle mujhe pta nahi tha yaha ka. Ab aate rahenge.
Tab tak ek ladka teen glass juice le aaya.

d.wala - lo aa hi gya beta.

Fir teeno baith kr juice piye or waha se bida le kr chal diye.

Sonam- bhai unhe paisa to de lene do.

Lallu- di paisa mai de diya.

Sonam- itne paise tumhare pas kaha se aaye.
Lallu- q mai kamata nahi to kya hua. Aaj tak jo sab paise diye the wo rakha hi to tha mere pas. Kisi ne kabhi kharch hi nahi karne diya. Or sunil kaka subah mujhe diye the paise.

Fir waha se Lallu ek restro mai gari le ja kr roka.

Ridhi- ab yaha kya karna hai.
Lallu- bhut bhukh laga hai kuch kha lete hai na.

Ridhi- nahi, mere ghar chalo. Mai call kr diya hai. Waha khana ban gya hai.

Lallu- kyaa..

Ridhi- aise q react kr raha hai. Waha mai pakad kr tere se sadi nahi kr lungi.

Sonam- ha bhai is ne ghar call kr diya hai.

Fir sab waha se wapas ghar ki or chal diye.
Bargad k per k pas se ridhi apne ghar ka rasta batati gai.

Bahut sundar ghar tha ridhi ka.

Do manjil ka ek bada sa bangla tha. Jis k aage bahut sundar dono or bagicha bana tha jis mai tarah tarah k chote chote ful khile the.
Uske bich se under bangle mai jane ka rasta tha.
Porch mai do car khadi thi sath mai ek police ki jeepsy bhi thi.

Gate se under aa kr Lallu bike porche mai khada kr diya.

Dono bhai bahan ridhi k sath under ghar mai enter kiye.

Ridhi- maa. Maa kaha ho.

Rasoi se nikalti ek mahila aai.
Kya hai q chilla rahi hai.

Ridhi- maa mehman aaye hai or aap aise bol rahi ho.
Ridhi ki maa jyoti Sonam ko dekh kr achcha aaj fursat mila hai tumhe.
Sonam ja kr jyoti k pair chhu ka pranam ki.
Lallu Sonam ko dekh kr wo bhi ja kr pair chhu liya.
Jyoti- is bache ko nahi pahchana.

Ridhi- ye Sonam ka bhai lalit hai.

Jyoti Lallu ko dekhti hui- bahut pyara bacha hai.

Dono ko ridhi sofa pr baithai drawing room mai.

Lallu yaha pahli bar aaya tha lekin Sonam do teen bar aa chuki hai.

Lallu najar ghuma kr charo or dekh raha tha.

Lallu- nice banglo ridhi di.

Ridhi- kitni bar bola hai mujhe didi mat bol. Samajh nahi aata kya.

Lallu chota sa muh kr k gardan jhuka liya.

Sonam beta bahut dino baad aai hai yaha. Sab kaise hai ghar pr.
Sidhiyo se niche utarta police ki wardi pahne ek aadmi bola.

Sonam khadi ho gai or ja kr pair chhu kr pranam kiya.
Sonam- kabhi mauka hi nahi mila uncle. Or ghar mai sab badhiya hai.

Sonam ko dekh kr Lallu bhi ja kr pranam kiya
Wo aadmi- ye bachcha kaun hai.

Sonam- mera bhai hai uncle.
Ridhi k papa- kya karte ho tum beta.

Lallu- kuch nahi karta.

Ridhi k papa Sonam ki or dekhne lage.
Sonam- wo uncle, bhai ka tabiyat kharab rahta hai is liye padhai chut gai hai. Ghar pr hi padhta hai or papa or kaka k sath kheti bari mai bhi madad kr deta hai.

Ridhi k papa- koi baat nahi. Sab thik ho jaiga.
Tum log khana kha liye.
Ridhi- nahi papa abhi abhi aaye hai.

Ridhi papa- khana kha kr hi jana. Or kabhi kabhi yaha bhi aate raha karo. Ye bhi tumhara hi ghar hai. Mai thoda jaldi mai hu. Baad mai milta hu.
Ridhi k papa ghar se nikal gye.

Tabhi jyoti rasoi se bahar aai.
Jyoti- teeno hath muh dho lo. Khana ban gya hai.

Ridhi- aao tum log mere sath.
Ridhi dono ko le kr apne kamre mai aa gai.
Ridhi- ye mera kamra hai. Sonam tum pahle fresh ho jao.
Sonam fresh hone chali gai.

Ridhi aage badh kr Lallu k samne us se chipak kr.
Ridhi- to kya socha hai. Tum ne mere bare mai.
Lallu- gale se thook gatakte hue. K..kya ma.matlab.

Ridhi- are hamari sadi k bare mai.

Lallu- areee ye...ye kab hua.

Ridhi- mai tumhe pasand karne lagi hu or tum se sadi karna chahti hu. (Lallu k aankho mai dekhte hue boli)

Lallu- pls di majak mat karo.

Ridhi- fir didi bola. Rukk tu aise nahi samjhega.
Ridhi jhatke se Lallu k sar ko piche se dono hatho se pakad kr uske hotho pr apna hoth laga diya or aankh band kr use chusne lagi.

Lallu bhauchakka sa statue ban kr khada rah gya.
Tabhi Sonam fresh ho kr bahar aa gai.

बढ

 

[Vini288]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 33.


Bazar jane k naam pr to sabhi ladkiyo mai jaise pankh lag gye the. Daur daur kr sahi kaam jaldi jaldi nipta kr ghus gye taiyar hone mai sabhi.

Lallu or Raghav bahar baithe hue the.

Raghav- yaar bhai kya tum ladki ko dekhe ho.
Lallu- nahi bhaiya. Q kya hua.

Raghav- nahi hua kuch nahi. Mai aise hi puch raha hu.

Lallu- mujhe to kuch pta hi nahi tha. Kal mujhe pta chala hai.

Raghav- chal hum log bhi taiyar ho jate hai.
Lallu- abhi to do ghanta lagega in logo ko bhaiya. Hume taiyar hume mai 5 minutes lagega.

Raghav husne laga.

Lallu- bhaiya aap khus to ho na is sadi se.

Raghav- ha bhai. Ab umra to ho hi gya tha. Ab tumhare jaise sab se chota to hu nahi. Ghar mai sab se bada beta hu to agar mai abhi sadi karne se mana bhi karunga to koi nahi manege.

Lallu- ha ye baat to hai bhaiya. Sab se khus to mujhe dadu dikh rahe the kal.

Raghav- sahi kah rahe ho. Waise to sab hi bahut khus hai lekin dadu k chehre ki khusi to dekhte hi ban rahi thi kal.

Lallu husne laga.

Ritu- tum dono ko nahi jana hai kya bazar.
Ritu jo bahar nikli thi wo dono ko huste dekh kr boli.

Raghav- ja raha hu maa. Lallu kah raha hai ki aap sab ko 2 ghanta se pahle hoga nahi to isi liye hum yaha baithe hai.

Lallu- b..bh..bhaiya. m.m.maine kab bola. Ye to..aap hi kah rahe the.

Ritu gusse se Lallu ko dekh rahi thi.
Lallu ghabrata hua gardan jhuka liya.

Ritu fir kamre mai chali gai.

Lallu- bhaiya aap q mar khilana chahte ho. Maine kya bigara hai aap ka. Muh chote se masoom bachche pr aap ko thoda sa bhi taras nahi aata.

Raghav- bahut pyar aata hai bhai. Ab chal jaldi se hum bhi taiyar ho jate hai. Nahi to abhi ab kisi ne dekh liya aise baithe to pakka maar padegi.

Fir dono waha se uth kr kamre mai chale gye.
Lallu ka saman to Kajal k kamre mai tha or Raghav ka upper first floor pr tha apna saperat kamra.
Raghav upper chala gya apne kamre mai taiyar hone.
Lallu Kajal wale room mai chala gya.
Jaise hi room ka darwaja khola Lallu wahi jam gya.

Kajal abhi sirf ek kachhi mai khadi thi.

Kajal darwaja khulte hi ghabra gai or bed pr rakhe sari se khud ko dhakne lagi.

Lallu ko dekh kr use thoda chain mila.
Kajal- muaa aise koi karta hai kya. Dara hi diya tha abhi.
Lallu- maine kya kiya hai. Sab mere pr hi gussa rahte hai.
Lallu pair patakta hua kamre se bahar aa kr fir se khatiye pr baith gya.

Pure 2 ghante baad sab bahar nikal niky kr aane lage.
Komal- bhai tum kya aise hi jaoge.

Lallu- gusse mai; maa taiyar ho rahi hai. Mera kapda usi room mai hai.

Piche se aati roma- to jaa na jaldi taiyar ho ja. Chachi ka ab ho gya hoga.

Lallu- didi aap jara mera do bag honge wo la do na.

Roma- mai q lau. Jana hai to ja nahi jana to mat ja.

Lallu wahi baitha tha tab tak Raghav bhi aa gya.

Raghav- are tu abhi tak yahi baitha hai.

Lallu- kya mera jana jaruri hai bhaiya. Yaha ghar mai bhi to koi rahna chahiye. Aap sab ko car se le kr chale jao na. Mai yaha ghar pr rahta hu. Waise bhi dadu bhi yaha akele hi hai.

Raghav- kya baat hai. Kya hua. Abhi to tu bahut khus tha. Fir tera chehra q latak gya hai.

Lallu- kaun kahta hai mai khus nahi hu. Mai bahut khus hu.

Komal- ha tum kitne khus ho wo to tumhre chehre se hi pta chal raha hai. Pure barah baje hai.

Sonam piche se aati hua.
Sonam- kya hua. Kis k chehre pr barah baje hai. Bhaiya k kya.

Raghav- nahi mere bhai k.

Sonam najar ghuma kr Lallu ko dekhi.

Lallu gardan ghuma liya udhar se.

Ab Lallu k liye yaha baithana muskil ho raha tha.

Kya kare samajh nahi aa raha tha. Fir kamre mai jaye to Kahi fir dant na par jai or agar nahi jaiga to taiyar kaise hoga.

Sonam- kya hua bhai.
Sonam lallu k pas aa kr uske sar k balo ko hath se bigarti boli.

Lallu- di maa k kamre mai kapde hai mere. Maa taiyar ho rahi hogi. Kaise jau.

Sonam- are tu unka beta hai. Tu chala jaiga to kya hua. Tum ye sab kab se sochne laga.
Kisi ne kuch kaha hai kya tumhe fir se.

Lallu- nahi didi. Kisi ne kuch nahi kaha. Mere kapde ka bag la do na kamre se.

Sonam uth kr khadi hoti hui.
Sonam- thik hai mai lati hu.
Lallu- didi do bag hai. Dono le aana.

Tab tak sabhi taiyar ho kr bahar aa gai.
Lag raha tha jaise Indra ki sabha se sari apsaraye yaha is aangan mai utar aayi hai.
Sab ek se badh kr ek lag rahi thi.
Lallu to muh khole soch raha tha ki kis ko dekhe or kis ko nahi.

Sonam tab tak bags lane chali gai.

Ragini- beta muh band kr le. Koi makhi chali jaigi.

Aangan mai khadi sabhi ladies husne lagi.

Sonam dono bag la kr Lallu ko de di.
Sonam- ye lo bhai. Ab jaldi se taiyar ho jao.

Lallu dono bag le kr ladkiyo k kamre k bagal mai uske liye jo kamra taiyar tha us mai chala gya.

Washroom se Fresh ho kr Lallu aaya to kamre mai Sonam khadi thi.
Sonam- kaha chale gye the. Kitna samay laga raha hai. Sab gussa kr rahe hai.

Lallu- kaunkaun gussa kr raha hai. Lallu towel se muh hath saf karta bola.

Sonam- ek ho to naam batau na. Sab hi khade hai aangan mai.

Lallu- aap sab kamra band karo or chalo. Mai aa raha hu.

Sonam- ye bolunga to sab or gussa karenge or sab chale jainge to tum kaise jaiga. Mai tere bagair nahi jaungi.

Lallu t-shirt jo pahna tha wo khol kr nikal raha tha ki Sonam ki baat sun kr ruk gya.

Lallu- q aap mere bagair q nahi jaoge.

Sonam- q jab mera pyara bhai nahi jaiga to mai kaise ja sakti hu.

Ritu- kya kr rahe ho t dono bhai bahan. Jaldi taiyar nahi hua ja raha tumhe. Itna say to hum sab ko bhi nahi lagta.

Lallu- aap log chalo. Mai aata hu piche se.

Ritu- tu yahi baitha rah. Koi jarurat nahi hai jane ko.
Ritu hath pakde Sonam ki kamre se bahar nikal aayi.

Lallu apna kapda pahan kr purse le kr jeb mai rakha fir rumal nikal kr rakha.
Bahar aaya to sab chale gye the.
Lallu Kajal k room ki or gya to waha lock lga tha.
Ab juta to usi ghar mai band rah gya.

Lallu purana sleeper hi pahan liya.
Kamre ko band kr Lallu dalan pr aaya to waha Sonam baithi hui thi dadu k pas.

Lallu- aap gai nahi di.

Sonam- nahi mai tere sath hi jaungi.

Lallu- ghar ka key hai kya.
Sonam- q kya hua.
Lallu- wo juta maa k kamre mai rah gya hai.

Sonam dadu k pas se key le kr aangan mai aai.
Fir kamra khol kr lallu waha se apna juta nikala.
Lallu jab tak juta pahna tab tak Sonam fir se kamre mai lock laga kr key dadu ko pakda di.
Lallu juta pahan kr dalan pr aaya. Waha se bullet ki key le kr bahar aa gya.

Dono bullet pr baith kr ghar se chal diye.

Lallu- didi aap abhi bhi gussa ho kya.
Sonam- tum se kis ne kaha ki mai gussa hu.
Sonam lallu k kandhe ko pakad kr boli.

Lallu- nahi mujhe laga sab gussa hai to aap bhi hoge.

Sonam- or tumhe aisa q laga.

Lallu- late ho gya na aap ko bhi mere karan se is liye mujhe laga……

Sonam- itna mat socha kr tu.

Lallu bullet ki speed badata hua bola.

Lallu- didi wo log kaha milenge hume.

Sonam- Maine Komal or Roma ko samjha diya hai. Bazar suru hone se pahle choti puliya hai wahi ye log rukenge.


Speed badhne se Sonam dar kr Lallu se chipak kr baith gai.
Lallu ko Sonam ki kathor ubhar apne pith pr ragadta hua bahut achha lag raha tha.

Lallu- didi aaj aap bahut sundar lag rahi ho.
Lallu Sonam ko bike k side mirror in dekhta bola.

Sonam us mai dekhi to dono ki najre mil gai.
Sonam sarma kr muskudati hui Lallu se or kash kr chipakte hue uske kandhe pr piche apna muh chupa li.

Thodi der mai Sonam apna chehra nikal kr mirror mai fir se dekhi to Lallu wahi dekh raha tha.
Lallu ki to Aanand ki koi sima nahi thi.
Sonam mirror mai dekhi to Lallu use hi dekhta paya.
Sonam ka chehra sarm se lal ho gya tamatar ki tarah.
Lallu Sonam ko dekh kr muskuda para.



Sonam ab udhar dekhi hi nahi wo dusri side dekhi to Lallu ko us taraf k mirror mai khud ko dekhta pai.

Sonam ek mukka pyar se Lallu ko mar di pith pr or fir uske pith mai chehra chupa kr dono hatho se uske sine pr bandh li.

Lallu ko asim Aanand ka ehsas ho raha tha.

Dono yu hi Luka chhupi ka khel khelte hue waha puliya k pas aa gye.

Waha pr ye log the hi nahi.

Lallu waha ruk gya.
Lallu- di ye log to hai nahi yaha. Ab kya aage dekhe.

Sonam- ha bhai aage hi dekhenge na qki piche hone ka to koi chance nahi hai un logo ka.

Lallu fir bike aage badha diya.

Bazar k under aa kr dono un logo ko dekhne lage.

Lallu- didi aap is or dekhna mai us or dekhta hu.

Bazar road k dono side tha.


Dono un logo ko dhundhte hue aage badh rahe the.

Tabhi ek showroom k samne inka scorpio khadi dikhi.

Dono showroom k samne bike le kr khada kr diye.

Sabhi log wahi khade the.

Ritu- aa gye tum. Ho gya tujhe natak kiye hue. Or sonam tu bhi iske sath rah kr iske jaisa hi banti ja rahi hai.
Ab chal jaldi se..late ho raha hai.

Lallu-( man mai.) Behanchod ye ho kya raha hai. Aisa lag raha hai jaise mai sab ka paltu kutta ban gya hu. Jab man kiya sab aa kr pyar karte hai fir jab man kiya dutkar dete hai.


Lallu sab k piche piche showroom mai chala gya.
Sab apni kharidari mai lag gye.
Waha kuch jyada un logo ko pasand nahi aaya to sab wha se bahar aa gye.

Sonam- maa mai form submitt Karen aai thi na to hum ek showroom mai gye the waha sab kapde bahut achhe hai. Wahi chalte hai.

Ritu- to itni der se batai q nahi. Upper se us natakbaj k chakkar mai padi thi. Tumhe pta tha to hamare sath aana tha na.

Lallu sab se piche khada sab sunta hua muskuda raha tha.

Sonam lallu k pas aa kr uska hath pakad bahar aa gai.

Sonam- bhai hume us dukan le chalo na. Yaha kuch khash kapde the hi nahi.

Lallu chup chap bike start kr us showroom ki or chal pada.
Piche sabhi car se aa rahe the.

Us showroom mai pahuch kr Lallu bike side mai laga under chala gya sonam k sath.

Lallu- nameste uncle.

d.wala- are beta aap aa gye. Aap ka kapda sila hua rakha hai.

Lallu- uncle mere sath mera pura parivar aaya hai. Mere bhaiya ki sadi tay hua hai to uski shopping k liye.
d.wala- Are wahhh. Anil bhai k ladke ki sadi tay hua hai kya.
Lallu- ji uncle.
D.wala bahar ja kr sabhi ka hath jor kr namaskar karta hua dukan mai undar laya.

Sab ko dukan mai baithne ko kaha.

awesome bhai fan ho gyi mae kya seen dikhaya hai

 

[Vini288]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 36.


Lallu jab Sonam ko dekha to uske to hosh hi urr gye.
Sonam is samay ek anarkali dress mai kayamat lag rahi thi.

Sonam apne sunahre balo ka jura banaye hue thi mathe pr sunahri bindi
gale mai sone ka haar.
Us pr wo kajri colour ka anarkali dress jis mai sunahre rang ka embroidery kiya hua tha.
Kisi rashik kavi ki kavita thi wo.

Lallu to muh khole Sonam ko ghure ja raha tha.
Sonam huste hue boli- bhai muh band kr lo nahi to makkhi chali jaigi muh mai.
Lallu hadbada kr muh to band kr liya lekin palke jhapkana bhul gya.

Lallu bed se utar kr Sonam k kadmo mai baith gya or apne dono hath faila diya jaise hamare sahrukh khan sahab apne heroine k aage failate hai.
Waise hi hamara Lallu apne heroine k aage hath faila diya.



Tumko Dekha toh yeh khayal aaya
Zindagi dhoop tum Ghana saaya
Tumko dekha toh yeh khayal aaya--2
Zindagi dhoop tum Ghana saaya.
Tumko dekha toh yeh khayal aaya.
Aaj phir dilne ik tamanna ki--2
Aaj phir dilko humne samjhaya--2
Zindagi dhoop tum Ghana saaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya.
Tum chale jaoge to sochenge--2
Humne kya khoya humne kya paya--2
Zindagi dhoop tum Ghana saaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya.
Hum jisse gunguna nahi sakte--2
Waqt ne aisa geet kyun gaya--2
Zindagi doop tum Ghana saaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya--2


Lallu Sonam ko dekhate ga raha tha or sonam kabhi muskudati to kabhi sarmati, kabhi najre jhuka kr apne danto se hoth katne lagti to kabhi Huss deti.

Lallu ka yu Sonam k liye gana gana Sonam bahut khus thi.

Sonam aage badh kar Lallu ko hath se pakad kr use khada ki or use pyar se dekhne lagi.
Sonam- ye kya tha.
Lallu- kya..
Sonam- ye jo abhi abhi kiye ho

Lallu- maine kya kiya hai.
Sonam- achha ye batao ki ye gana kis ke liye ga rahe the.

Lallu- w..o...wo...wo to bas aise hi…

Sonam- bhai such bta pls ye gana kis k liye tha.

Lallu- ye kaisa sawal hai di. Yaha hum do log hi to hai. Ab mai gana ga raha tha to fir yaha or kaun rah gya aap. To fir aap k liye hi to gaunga na..

Sonam kas kr Lallu ko apne baho mai bhar li.
Sonam- bhai I m sooo.. happy…
I love u bhai. I love u so much.. fir uske hotho pr ek choti chummi chipka di.

Lallu to hawa mai urr raha tha.
Uski dream girl uska bachpan ka crush aaj use apne pyar ka ijhar kr diya tha.

Lallu ko to samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki wo kya kre.

Lallu Sonam k dono galo ko apne hatho mai tham kr Sonam k aankho mai pyar se niharte hue apne hotho ko badhany laga…
Sonam ye dekh kr apni aankhe band kr li..
Lallu apne badhe hue hotho ko Sonam k mathe pr chipka diya.

Sonam ko apne mathe pr Lallu k hotho ka ehsas hote hi pure sarir mai kampan ho gai or roye khade ho gye.

Lallu sonam ko apne aagosh mai liye use apne sine se lagaye apne pahle pyar ko feel kr raha tha.

Lallu- I love u too di. Mai bhi aap ko bahut bahut chahta hu.


Sonam lallu k baho mai simti uske pyar ko mahsus kr rahi thi.
Dono din duniya se bekhabar ek dusre mai khoye hue the.

Sonam lallu k chaude sine pr sar tikaye uske kandhe ko pakad kr uske dhadkano ko sun rahi thi jaha sirf ek hi naam bar bar dhadak raha tha. Sonam Sonam.

Dono yu hi kafi der tk khade rahe.
Lallu Sonam ko baho mai liye kabhi uske pith ko sahlata to kabhi sar ko.

Lallu ko yakin hi nahi ho raha tha ki abhi jo pal wo jo raha hai wo hakikat hai.
Lallu- di…
Sonam- kuch Mt kah abhi.

Lallu- kya ye sach hai ya mai koi khwab dekh raha hu.

Sonam- to kya aisa khwab bhi dekhte the.

Lallu- ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai. Kaun apne pyar ka khwab nahi dekhta hai. Mujhe to ye pucho ki kya kabhi aisa hua ki apne pyar ka khwab na dekha ho.

Sonam- sarma kr… kab se mujh se ye pyar karta hai tu.

Lallu- jab mujhe pyar kya hota hai ye bhi nahi pta tha. Mujhe to, pyar kya hai, q hai or pyar bhi kuch hota hai, ye sab aap ko dwkh kr hi pta chala.

Sonam- aisa kya hai mujh mai.

Lallu-

Tu hi to jannat meri
Tu hi mera junoon
Tu hi to mannat meri
Tu hi rooh ka sukoon..
Tu hi ankhiyon ki thandak
Tu hi dil ki hai dastak
Aur kuchh na jaanoon
Main bas itna hi jaanoon..

Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai
Yaara main kya karoon
Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai..
Yaara main kya karoon
Sajde sar jhukta hai
Yaara main kya karoon
Tujhe mein rab dikhta hai
Yaara main kya karoon..


Sonam lallu k pure chehre ko chum ka gila kr di.

Lallu Sonam ko god mai utha kr bed pr le aaya.
Fir khidki k pas dono chand ki chandni mai ek dusre k baho mai le kr baith gye.

Sonam lallu k ek hath ko apne hath se pakde uske gaal ko pyar se sahla rahi thi.
To Lallu Sonam k pyar mai duba hua uske hath mai hath dale uske balo ko sahla raha tha.

Dono ek dusre k pyar ko mahsus karte hue ek dit mai khoye hue the.

Raat yu hi sarakti ja rahi thi.
Do premi prem mai dub kr waise hi ek dusre ko baho mai liye so gye.

oohhh bro its awesome so so touching my heart is melting to read this romantic story of brothe sister thank you so much ❤❤

 

[Atish1983]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 5.


Lallu- ye burchodi sab ko batati hai or mujhe datati hai. Abhi batata hu.

Lallu idhar udhar dekha fir kuch soch kr.


Lallu- yaha kya kr rahe ho kaka. Koi kaam tha to mujhe batao.( Thoda jor se taki ye dono sun le.)

Lallu- ( awaj badal kr) are bachuwa is kamre mai kuch saman hai wo nikalna hai. Chabhi kho gya hai kahi to is tuti khidki se hi ja kr nikal lenge.

Lallu- ( apne awaj mai) kya nikalna hai kaka mujhe batao. Mai nikal dunga. Kaha aap is kamre mai jaoge.

Or fir Lallu us kamre mai ghuss gya.

Lallu- ohho, aap log bhi yahi hai. Q re bahanchod waha tere bahan ki sadi hai or yaha is randi ki bur mai ghusa ja raha hai tu. ( Ek thappar lagata hua) bhag madarchod nahi to abhi gand lal kr dunga.

Wo ladka jo Lallu se bada tha lekin abhi mar kha kr jaldi jaldi kapda pahan kr khidki se nikal kr bhag gya.

Lallu- ha to randi. Ab ye bta ki sab ko to tu bat rahi hai apni chut jaise baba ji ka laddu ho or mujhe dat rahi hai. Ye kya baat hui.
Mere lulli mai kya badabu hai kya.

Aurat- beta pls maff kr de. Aage se kabhi kuch nahi karungi.
Lallu- behanchod dono maa beti ek number ki randi hai. Aaj to bina bur fare nahi jane dunga.

Aurat- pls beta. Aage se mai kuch nahi karungi. Yahi mujhe bahla kr laya tha ki is kamre se saman lana hai. Or ye sab ho gya.

Lallu- ha re randi. Use saman to lena hi tha or le bhi liya. Ab thoda mujhe bhi jaldi se saman de do apna.

Aurat- nahi nahi beta mujhe jane do.

Lallu- bina chudwaye nahi jane dunga aaj to.
Aurat- ( roti hui) pls mai tumhare pair parti hu mujhe maf kr de. Mai aage se aisa kuch nahi karungi. Kisi k bhi sath.

Lallu- chup kr ye teshuwa na baha kr dikha. Mere to samajh hi nahi aata. Behanchod sab se tu log chudwa leti ho lekin mere samay mai q bidak jati ho. Chal bhag ja yaha se lekin yaad rakhna gangu tai tu or teri wo fati bur wali beti kabhi bhi ghar k bahar dikhi usi din apna lulli nikal kr dono ko pet se kr dunga ye gath bandh le ab.

Lallu ek thappad uske nangi Gand pr lagata gangu tai ko bola.

Lallu waha se nikal kr apne ghar ki or chal diya.
Uska mood kharab ho gya tha.
Sab uske lulli ko khada kr dete hai lekin jab asli kaam ki bari aati hai to sab thenga dikha dete hai.


Ghar aa kr apna kapda khol kr kamar mai wahi apna dhoti lapet liya or khatiya pr let gya.

Aaj khet mai bahut kaam kiya tha fir pure din bhagadauri mai Lallu thak bhi gya tha to khatiya pr letate hi use nind aa gai.

Idhar ghar k kamre mai Ritu kaki bhi sadi wale ghar jane wali thi.
To wo bhi taiyari mai lagi thi.
Nayi hari rang ki sari, us se matching blouse, peticot. Hatho mai hari churiya. Hari bindi. Hotho pr lal lipstick. Lipstick to aisa lagai thi Ritu kaki ki lag raha tha jaise abhi hotho se tapak padega.

Is pariwar mai jaise ek wardan mila ho sab ladies ko unki baal kamar tak lambe hai sab k.

Ritu kaki taiyar ho kr apni nayi sandle nikali lekin wo jama nahi fir dhundh kr ek hari juti nikal kr wo pahan li.

Bilkul maal lag rahi thi.
Abhi Ritu kaki aisi lag rahi thi jaise aaj inka hi sadi hone wali hai or inka hi suhagrat ho.

Wo taiyar ho kr bahar nikli or nalka pr bathroom karne chali gai.
Fir waha se aa kr sabhi kamro ko band kr k ache se tala laga kr lock kr di.
Chabhi ek jagah chupa kr jis k bare mai ghar k sabhi ko pta rahta hai.
Fir Ritu kaki sadi wale ghar jane lagi.
Tabhi usne dekha ki khatiya pr koi soya hai.

Wo chauk gai. Ye kaun aa kr soya hai yaha.
Pas aa kr dekhi to Lallu soya tha.

Ritu kaki aa kr uske khatiya pr baith gai. Lallu k sar ko chhu kr dekhi ki kahi koi tabiyat to nahi kharab ho gya hai.

Kaki- beta, kya hua. Yaha q soya hai. Tu to sadi mai gya tha na. Kya hua to thik hai na.

Lallu- kaki sone de na. Bahut nind aa rahi hai.

Kaki- pahle bata to sahi. Tu thik hai na. Koi ladai jhagra to nahi ho gya kisi se. Ya tabiyat to nahi kharab ho gya teri.

Lallu- kaki sab thik hai. Tum itna chinta mat kro mera.
Kaki- kaise na karu chinta. Tu to mera pyara beta hai.

Lallu- kya kaki nind tod di pura tum ne. Sadi mai nahi gai tum.( Lallu aankh khol kr kaki ko dekhta bola)
Lallu ka muh khul gya is apsara roop ko dekh kr.

Lallu- hayyy mar diya re…( apne chati pr hath marte hue.)
Kaki- ( ghabra kr) kya hua beta. Yaha dard kr raha hai kya. Kya hua tumhe. Kisi ne mara hai kya yaha. Chot lagi hai kya. La jaldi dikha.

Lallu- kaki.. meri pyari kaki. Mujhe kuch nahi hua. Mai to tere Husna ka mara hua hu. Kis ka katl karne ja rahi hai.

Kaki- chup muaaa dara diya. Kitna natak karta hai. Fir kabhi aisa kiya na to chappal se marungi.

Lallu- Haayyy meri jaan. Tu ek bar pyar se dekh to le. Tera aashik to usi se mar jaiga.

Kaki- hay ram, mare tere dusman. Aisa fir bola to mai kabhi baat nahi karungi tere se. ( Kaki waha se uth kr jati hui boli)

Lallu khatiya se utar kr niche ghutne pr baith gya ek hath aage faila kr.

Lallu-

Kahan chal diye, idhar toh aao
Mere dil ko na thukrao, bholee sitam kar
Maan bhee jao
Maan bhee jao
Maan bhee jao.

Ritu kaki wahi ruk kr ascharya se Lallu ko dekhne lagi.

Lallu-
Jhuki Jhuki si nazar, bekaraar hai ke nahi..
Daba daba sa sahi, dil mein pyaar hai ke nahi..
Jhuki jhuki si nazar..
Tu apni dil ki jawan dhadkano ko, gin ke bata..
Tu apni dil ki jawan dhadkano ko, gin ke bata..
Meri tarah tera dil, bekaraar hai ke nahi...
Daba daba sa sahi, dil mein pyaar hai ke nahi..
Jhuki jhuki si nazar…..

Kaki sarma kr najre jhuka li.


Kaki-
Haaye Baali Umariya Mein
Ari Byaah Ke Aayi
Ari Main Bholi Balma Nadaan
Arre Haaye Kaisi Bipat Padi Mori Guiyan
Ari Kachhu Na Samjhe Nadaan
Saiyaan Mile Larkaiyaan Main Ka Karun(X7)
Haaye Main Kya Karu….
Saiyaan mile larkaiyaan main ka
Karun…

Lallu uth kr gya or kaki ko baho mai bhar liya.

Lallu- kaki tum aaj kayamat lag rahi ho. Mai kya karu. Mujh se koi galti ho jai to pagal beta samaj kr maff kr dena.

Kaki kas kr Lallu ko apne aagosh mai le li.
Kaki- fir kabhi aisa bola to bahut pitai karungi.

Lallu kaki k tushi pakad kr apni or ghuma kr uske aankho mai dekhne laga.

Dono k aankho mai ek nasha tha.
Dono aage badhna chahte the lekin pahal kaun kare.
Kaki dar rahi thi. Sarma rahi thi. To Lallu dar raha tha kahi kaki naraj ho gai to mai kaise jiyunga.
Lekin Lallu kaki ka ye Husna dekh kr kaki mai khota ja raha tha.
Dono ek dusre ki aankho mai dekhte dekhte madhosh ho gye or dono ki aankhe band ho gai.
Jaise jaise aankhe mund rahi thi waise waise dono k hoth khulte ja rahe the.
Ek dusre k pas aate ja rahe the.
Dono ek dusre ki romanch mai badhi hui
Dharkano ko sun pa rahe the.

Dono ki aankhe bilkul band ho gai or man ki aankhe khul gai.
Dono k hoth ek bar sparsh kr k alag ho gye.
Dono k sarir mai ek chingari nikal jo dono k pure sarir mai fail gye.
Dono se bardast nahi hua or jaldi se fir dubara dono k hoth ek dusre mai sama gaye.

Lallu ka hath kaki k pith or nitamb pr tha to kaki ka hath Lallu k dono galo ko or balo ko sahla rahi thi.

Lallu muh khol kr kaki k ek hoth le kr chusne laga katne laga.
Lallu kaki ka sab se pyara tha to kaki bhi Lallu ki dream thi. Uske liye Lallu kisi se bhi lad jata tha. Yaha tak ki kaka se apni maa se bhi.

Aaj wahi dream uska pura hota. Apna hota lag raha tha.

Lallu apna dono hath se kaki k nitamb se pakad kr utha liya or apne se chipka liya.
Dono k hotho ka yudh abhi bhi chal raha tha.
Jaise hi kaki ko Lallu k hatho ka sparsh apne gand pr hua.
Kaki kachkacha kr Lallu k hotho ko cut kr li.

Lallu siiisiiiya kr apna muh alag krliya.

Kaki muskudati hui Lallu ki aankho mai dekhne lagi.
Lallu k hotho se khun rush raha tha halka halka.

Kaki- q utri masti ya abhi banki hai.

Lallu- kaki jaan tum is choti sii apne payr se mere pyar ko aank rahi ho.
Maine kaha to tha. Tumhare liye mai mar sakta hu or kisi ko maar bhi sakta hu.

Kaki apne hoth se uske muh ko band kr di.

Ek bar fir dono chusne lage ek dusre k hotho ko.

Lallu apne hotho k bich se apna jibh nikala or kaki k dato mai thokar marne laga.

Badiya

 

[Mass]

Somewhere (in this forum only) i read that Chunmun is no more..passed away due to covid (hope that is not true and God Bless Him).
But if that is the case, then...i think there is no update on this sexy story for a very long time...we can only live on hope....

 

[Yukti]

Aapki update ka intezar kar rahi hoon kab ayega

 

[Abhid0609]

Bhai koi is story ko age likho yar bahot accha story he

 

[SAM_1981]

Dhasu update bro
waiting for next??

 

[Zoro x]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 1.


Raghuveer singh- Dada
Jyoti Singh,- dadi ( ab nahi rahi)

Inke char ladka do ladki hai.

Anil singh- bade kaka.
Ritu singh- badi kaki.

Inko do ladki or ek ladka hai.

Sonam- B.A final mai hai.
Roma- B.A mai gai hai is bar.

Raghab- Army mai hai.

Sunil singh- majhle kaka.
Ragni singh- majhli kaki.

Inki do ladki hai.
Minu- Roma k sath B.A first year mai hai.
Rani- 12 ka exam diya hai.

Ravi singh- chote kaka.
Salni singh- choti kaki.

Inko ek ladki hai.

Gauri- abhi 12 ka exam diya hai rani k sath.

Ram singh- papa
Kajal singh- maa

Inke ek ladki ek ladka hai.

Komal- 12 mai hai.

Lalit - (Lallu)- 8th tak padha hai ek hadse mai iske sar pr chot lag gai thi. Kabhi pagal lagta hai to kabhi is se achha inshan is dharti pr nahi hoga. Aisa lagta hai. Komal or Lallu dono judva hai.


Divya singh- badi bua.
Deepak singh- bade fufa.

Ek ladki ek ladka hai inhe.

Ruhi- 10th mai hai.

Raju- 8th mai hai.

Diksha singh- choti bua.
Dinesh singh- chote fufa.
Inko koi santan nahi hai.

Sandhya ka samay tha. Lallu nadi kinare baitha hua ek tak nadi k pani ko dekh raha tha jis mai choti choti machhliyan ek samuh mai edhar udhar bhatak rahi thi or wahi teen char bagule un machliyo ko apne choch mai pakad pakad kr khaye ja rahi thi.

Surya mahraj ab dur chhitij mai chhupne wale the. Pero ki chhaya lambi ho gyi thi. Ye isara tha sab ko ki ab apne gharo ki or chale jao. Ab andhera hone wala hai.

Lekin Lallu in chijo se bekhabar wahi nadi kinare baitha hua tha.

" Lallu o Lallu…" dur se koi ladka chillata hua idhar nadi kinare aa raha tha.

" Abe kab se tumhe dhundh raha hu. Kaha khoya hua hai. Tumhare dada ji tumhe bula rahe hai." Ek dubla patla sa ladka Lallu k pas aa kr bola.

" Q dhundh rahe hai. Mai kya kho gya hu."

Ladka- ye to ja kr apne dada se puchna. Aaj fir tum ne ganga tai k beti radhiya ko tang kiya hai na. Ganga tai aai thi sikayat le kr tumhare ghar.

Lallu- behenchod, uski bur marani beti aaj aam k baag mai kaluwa se chudwa rahi thi. Mai bola mujhe bhi chodne de to bolti hai ki mujhe nahi degi to mai kaluwa ko maar kr bhaga diya isi liye sikayat kr rahi hogi.

Ladka- wo mujhe nahi pta. Chal ghar chal. Andhera hone wala hai.

Lallu uth khada hua or us ladke k sath gaun ki or chal diya.

Gaun mai kahi kahi Street light jal rahe the to Kahi gaun k awara ladke for diye the qki unhe apne maal k yaha raat ko chhup kr jane mai padeshani jo hoti thi in lights se.
Ab andhera ho gya tha.
Lallu chapakal se hath pair dho kr dalan pr aa gya jaha uske teeno chacha uske papa or dada ji k sath baith kr bate kr rahe the.

Papa- aaj fir tum radhiya ko tang kr rahe the. Tum bahut padeshan karte ho mujhe. Kisi din mai tumhe tumhare mama k yaha chod aaunga. Samajh le.

Lallu- maine kuch nahi kiya hai. Ye sab us radhiya ka hi kiya dhara hai. Wo fir aaj apne aam k bag mai ganda kaam kr rahi thi. To mai bhaga diya waha se. Is liye wo mera sikayat le kr aai hogi.

Dadu- ja aangan mai ja. Kuch khana kha le. Kitni bar bola hai tumhe akela ghar se bahar na jaya kr. Lekin tu Manta hi nahi.

Lallu waha se aangan mai aa gya.
Pyash lagi thi to aangan mai lage nal pr pani pine gya to waha Ritu kaki baith kr apni badi si gand nikale moot rahi thi.

Lallu- yaha ye kya kr rahi ho kaki. Koi or aa gya hota to. Ye sab bathroom mai kiya karo.

Ritu kaki- bathroom ka bulb fuse ho gya hai. Waha andhera hai.
Lallu- to ujale mai kis ko dikhana hai ye gori matki.

Ritu kaki- chup kr pagla. Kuch bhi bolta rahta hai. Koi sun lega to kya bolega. Yaha q aaya hai.

Lallu- pani pine aaya tha.

Ritu kaki- To pi le pani or ja yaha se.

Lallu- sara pani to niche gira diye. Ab kaha se piunga.

Ritu kaki- Haayyy Rammm.. kaisa ladka hai ye. Thodi si bhi laaj saram nahi hai. To kya tu wo ganda pani pita.

Lallu- wo to Amrit hai.

Ritu kaki- bhag muaa yaha se nahi to bahut marungi.

Lallu- lekin danda to mere pas hai kaki. Tum kaise marogi. Tum to bas marwane k liye bani ho.

Ritu kaki badbadati hui hath pair dho kr waha se nikal gai.

Muha pta nahi kaisa hai. Hamesha gandi baat karwa lo. Sab kahte hai pagal hai lekin bate to achhe achhe ki pasina nikalwa de.

Lallu nal se pani pi kr undar aa gya jaha uski teeno chachi or maa baithi khana banane ki wyavastha kr rahi thi.

Maa- kaha tha tu ab tak. Kya kiya hai aaj fir radhiya k sath.
Lallu- maine kiya nahi bas bola tha ki mujhe bhi karne de.
Maa- kya nahi kiya. Or kya bola karne dene ko.

Lallu- wo kaluwa k sath karwa rahi thi to mai bola ki mujhe bhi karne de lekin nahi karne diya to mai kaluwa ko maar kr bhaga diya.

Muaa mar ja, ja kr kahi. Lallu ki maa khana banane k liye jo lakdi rakhi thi us mai se ek mota lakdi utha kr marti hui boli.

Lallu chup chap khada maar khata raha.

Ant mai lakdi tut gai.
Maa- ise to mar ka bhi koi fark nahi padta hai. Pta nahi sarir kis chij ka bana hua hai. ( Apne aap se badbadati tuti lakdi fek kr baith gai.)

Maa- ja jakr sab k sath padhne baith. Kuch dimag mai ghusega.


Lallu- mujhe bhi koi padha do. Maa boli hai.
Komal- mera padhai ho gya ab in logo ko bol padha denge. ( Husti hui Komal didi boli.)
Sonam- Bhai aa gya to ab mera bhi padhai ho gya. ( Wo bhi apni kitabe sametati boli)

Roma- aa aaj mai padhati hu tumhe. Yaha mere pas baith.

Lallu roma k pas ja kr baith gya. Komal or Sonam dono in dono ko dekh kr huss rahi thi.

Roma- bata aaj kya kya kiya hai.
Lallu- pahle padha to de.
Roma- yahi hai to tera padhai. Pahle dekhe to sahi tumhara yadaddast kitni tej hai. Bata ab radhiya k sath kya kiya.

Maa- kya kr rahi hai tu log. Ise yaha padhne bheja tha ya Ramayan sunane. Chal tu ye sab tumhe nahi padai karne denge. ( Lallu ki maa Kajal sab ko dat kr Lallu ko waha se le jati boli.)


Komal- maa badi tej hai. Bhai ko le kr bhag gai.

Sonam- are baap re. Fir tumhare papa ka kya hoga. Suna hai bhai ka bada mota or lamba hai.( Sonam roma or Komal teeno husne lage sun kr.)

Komal- chup randi. Kabhi le kr dekhi hai kya.

Sonam- Haayyy.. aisi nasib kaha. Apne kismat mai to ungli karna hi likha hai.


Ritu kaki- padhai ho gai tum logo ki to chalo khana banane mai madad kro.


Fir sab mil kr khana banane mai lag gye.

Ragini kaki- Lallu ja sab ko dalan se bula la. Bolna khana khane chalo.

Salini kaki- minu, rani beta sab k liye baithne ka chadar lagao.

Lallu dalan mai ja kr sab ko khane ko bula laya tab tak aangan mai Minu or Rani jo ki Ragni ki beti hai wo chadar or pani laga di.

Dadu k sath teeno kaka or papa aa kr baith gye khane pr.
Sabhi bahne mil kr khana barish diya.
Lallu bhi sath mai baith gya tha.
Mard logo ka khana ho jane k baad ghar ki sabhi mahila ek sath khana le kr khane baith gai.

Khana khane k baad ladkiya jutha bartan utha kr nalka pr ja kr dho aai or rashoi mai sare bartan rakh di.

Fir sabhi apne kamre mai ja kr so gye.

Lallu pahle dalan pr sota tha lekin jab se use chot lagi hai to ab wo aangan mai hi ek khatiya pr sota hai. Garmi jyada ho to fir chhat pr ya thandh or barshat mai ghar mai sota hai.

Aadhi Raat mai aangan mai light band tha ya light chali gai thi.
Ek saya Lallu k khat k pas aaya. Koi aurat lag rahi thi.
Khat k pas aa kr wo charo or pahle ek bar dekhi ki kahi koi utha to nahi hai fir aahista se wo Lallu k khat k pas aa kr us pr jhuk gai.

Lallu khat pr pith k bal leta hua tha.
Ek baniyan or niche dhoti lapete wo gahri nind mai so raha tha.

Wo saya khat pr jhuka hua apna hath badha kr kuch tatol raha tha.

Wo saya khat pr baith gai or Lallu k dhoti ko utha kr upper kr di kamar tak.
Niche Lallu kuch nahi pahne hue tha.

Wo saya Lallu k dande ko hath badha kr pakad li.
Wo danda us saye k hath mai pura nahi aa raha tha.
Fir us saye ne apne dusre hath se bhi use pakad kr us dande pr upper niche chalane laga.

Fir wo saya ek hath hata kr apne kamar k niche kuch karne lagi or ek hath se jaldi jaldi Lallu k dande ko upper niche karne lagi.

Karib 5-7 minutes baad wo saya us dande pr jhuk kr use apne muh mai lene lagi lekin Lallu ka danda tha hi bada mota. Wo us saye k muh mai aaya hi nahi. To upper k hisse ko hi muh mai le kr us pr jibh chalane lagi or nicheapne kamar k pas bhi jaldi jaldi hath chalane lagi.
Koi 5 minutes baad Lallu jhatke khane laga.
Wo saya jitna muh khol sakti thi khol kr uske dande se nikale sare Amrit ras ko garaj gai or achhe se chat kr saf kr di dande ko fir dhoti sahi kr k waha se apne kamre mai chali gai.

Ritu kaki.

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