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" Rahul ..Rahul utt Rahul , Abe ghade utt chutiye utna are oo hero kya huva aabe utt sale aaise kaise gir gaya utt jaldi utt"
ye tha Rajat mera ek louta dost jo mujhey uthane ki koshish kar raha tha. Mere underground fight match ke baad aisi halat hoagai ki main chalte chalte hi behosh hogaya tha sala abhi tak jo jo huva sub kuch film ki tarah agey aara tha.
sala bachpan se itne kand kiye hai hum dono ne wo sab kuch yaad araha tha. Aise hi yaad karte karte main behoshi mein bhi muskura raha tha.
"Bhosdike aise has kyu raha hai. Marr to nahi gaya aabe sale tu beshak Marja magar usse pehle meri wali ko sach batake mariyo. Aabe Rahul sale utt"
sale ko abhi bhi iski Bandi ki padi hai. Jo use mere chote se majak karne se chod kar chali gayi. Hat sala aise bhi koi hota hai .pyar karo to aaise karo jaise jaise sorry magar merko bhi nahi pata ke pyar kaise karte hai lekin maine filmo me dekha tha bahut accha lagta tha merko wo sub. Ye sub babu shoka nibba nibbi wala nahi ek dum "mohabbat" "siddat" "ishq" aur "junoon" aise bhari bhari shabd jo gunje dil me aaisa pyar chahiye tha mujhe lekin mila nahi abhi tak merko.
are sala main bhi na ye kya suna raha hoon main aap logo ko khali pili bore kar raha hoon main hai na. Chalo ye ghada jabtak merko hospital nahi leke jaata tabtak mere aur iske baare mein short mein batata hoon.
Soo bhai log mera naam hai RAHUL "CUTE RAHUL". Ye cute kyu boleto wo kya hai na bachpan me mere class me do teen Rahul the so meri jo class teacher hai na unhone merko bulaya tha are tum dono nahi wo cute Rahul . Bus tab se sub mujhey aise hi bulate hai.
haan to mere dost ki baat to ye mujhse kuch 2 saal bada hai lekin sale ka dimag thoda hattke hai to ye 2 bar fail hogaya aur ab mere saath mere class me hai.
main abhi 11th ki exam diye hai aur chuttiya enjoy kar raha tha to iske uskane pe main ne fight ladi aur pata hai kya bhai jeet bhi gaya wo to sala us taraf wale ki girlfriend ne aake mere pet me kick mari aur main poll se jaa laga aur sar pe maar lagne se behosh hogaya tha.
aur bhai sahab kya thi wo..... Matlab kick ki baat kar raha hoon main aur sala uski Bandi ki bhi magar kick bhi aachi khasi thi aur mera dhyan nahi tha nahi to tumhara bhai itna bhi kamzor nahi ki ladki ke kick lagte hi behosh hojaye.
sala main bhi kya kya bake jaara hoon. Chalo story pe aate hai soo main aur ye chutiya dono hospital agaye. Ha bhai wahi is chutiye ne hi mujhey bharti karvai hai hospital me.
abhi abhi doctor chek kar ke dava vagera kar ke gaya magar mujhey koi fark nahi pada main to jaise tha vaise hi murde ki tarah pada raha. Khair kab tak aise hi pada rehta dava naam ki bhi to koi cheez hai jiska asar bhi to hota hai aur wo asar merpe bhi huva aur mujhey bhi hosh agaya. Aur maine dekha ke main ek bed pe leta huva hoon aur mere baju me sofe par ye bhosdika phone pe apni mashuka ke saath laga huva hai use mana raha hoga chutiya.
main:- "Abe oo hogaya tera". Meri ye awaz sunte hi mahaan Rajat maharaaj ne aapni bijli ki tezi ko dikhate huve aise phone kata ke sala maine uski girlfriend ki.... Jane do sale ne jhat se phone kata aur aagaya mere pass .
rajat :- "saale ek kick se kaise behosh hogaya tu. saale kuch to sharm hai ki nahi pura shahar terko cute Rahul " hot Rahul " keh ke bula hai aur tu saale ek kick me hi chiii " ye aise bhok raha tha magar mujhey sala ek baat yaad agayi ki maine to wo baat bataya hi nahi.
hot Rahul . Actually huva aisa ki main aur mere kuch dost aur ek gang hai unse jhagda kar rahe they to ek bhosdi wale ne meri shirt phad di thi tab apun ko saaaaab ne matlab sare school ne half nanga dekha. Yes sala itni sharam ki pucho mat magar kar bhi kya sakte the aaise hi unki mayya chod ke apan nikal hi rahe they ki ek hot si ladki ne kaha ki " are ab ye cute kaha hai ab to ye hot Rahul hogaya " bus dosto apni chati do inch aur choudi higayi . Bus tabse hi apun ko girls hot Rahul kehke bulate hai . Aur is ghade ki baat ka javab deta bhi koun. Isiliye maine usko hi ulta sawal puchna sahi samja.
main :- Abe wo sub chod aur ye bata ki pure 5 saal ke tere mere kamayi ke paise hai saale pure 3 lakh rupee they. To uske ketne bane woo bol.
to hamare mahaan Rajat ji ne mera jawaab deye bina hi ek bada sa bag lake mere baju me rakh diya. Aur main kuch samajta usse pehle hi usne chain khinch di aur is pal sirf aur sirf isi pal merko aaise laga ki bhai aise hospital to mahine mein 10 baar ajaavu agar aisa nazara milega to.
bhai log pura bag bhar bhar kar paise they aise lag raha hai jaisa sala thus thus kar bhara hoo. Maine sawaliya nazroo se rajat ki taraf dekha to us chutiye ko bhi mere aise dekhne ka matlab samaj agaya aur sale ne apna moo khol ke jo baat boli use sun ke main sala phir behosh hote hote bacha sala baat hi aisi thi.
rajat :- saale 1.5 crore hai. Apne bet ke 50 guna zyada mila hai be .
main :- kya baat kar raha hai saale aise to apun ko bhi bangla gaadi sab milega. Hai ki nai
rajat :- haan loude tujhey dega kon 1 crore me bangla gaadi.
main :- saale abhi to tune bola ki 1.5 crore hai.
rajat :- saale mera hissa koun dega.
dekha dekha paapi insaan nich insaan ki soch paise mile nahi ki batvaara shuru. Isiliye main bol raha hoon isiliye hi hum jaise log aage nahi badte. In jaise dosto ke rehte dushmano ki zaroorat hi kya hai. Saale ghatiya insaan.
idhar main man hi man galiya deraha tha ki usne ek bade se shopping bags me apne paise daale aur merko bada bag thama diya.
rajat :- ye le ye bada bag me 1 crore ye tera aur shopping bag me 50 lakh mere ok.
ok saala kahe ka ok magar kya kare hamari baat to pehle se hi hogayi thi is sub ke baare mein. Iski gf sali merko pasand nahi karti thi aur uska koi bhi nahi tha to dono sath mein rehna chahte they aur maine bhi isiliye hi underground fight kiya tha ki ye dono apni life mein khush rahe aur apun apni me.
Main :- sahi hai saale tune jaisa bola waisa hi huva aur usse dus guna zyada huva to tu teri gf ko lekar koi flat le aur uske saath reh. Main bhi koi accha sa flat lunga aur acchi si bike leke apni mouj me zindagi bitadunga .
so idhar meri baat puri huvi aur udhar se is nalayak ki gf aur doctor dono agayi aur mujhey check-up kar ke discharge kardiya aur hum dono agaye apne hostel.
hostel aakar rajat apni tayyari kar raha tha aur main aapni sala itna kuch pehli hi soch rakha tha magar abhi bhi pasine chot rahe they ki main jo kar raha hoon wo sahi hai ya ghalat.
mujhey aise hi zindagi bitadeni hai ya ek bada aadmi banna hai.
nujhey bada aadmi banna hai aur main zaroor banunga aur aise banunga ki madarchod Jo dekhe ga wo chakra jayega.
yehi sab soch ke main sogaya aur kal subha kya kya karna hai ye sochte sochte.........
" Rahul ..Rahul utt Rahul , Abe ghade utt chutiye utna are oo hero kya huva aabe utt sale aaise kaise gir gaya utt jaldi utt"
ye tha Rajat mera ek louta dost jo mujhey uthane ki koshish kar raha tha. Mere underground fight match ke baad aisi halat hoagai ki main chalte chalte hi behosh hogaya tha sala abhi tak jo jo huva sub kuch film ki tarah agey aara tha.
sala bachpan se itne kand kiye hai hum dono ne wo sab kuch yaad araha tha. Aise hi yaad karte karte main behoshi mein bhi muskura raha tha.
"Bhosdike aise has kyu raha hai. Marr to nahi gaya aabe sale tu beshak Marja magar usse pehle meri wali ko sach batake mariyo. Aabe Rahul sale utt"
sale ko abhi bhi iski Bandi ki padi hai. Jo use mere chote se majak karne se chod kar chali gayi. Hat sala aise bhi koi hota hai .pyar karo to aaise karo jaise jaise sorry magar merko bhi nahi pata ke pyar kaise karte hai lekin maine filmo me dekha tha bahut accha lagta tha merko wo sub. Ye sub babu shoka nibba nibbi wala nahi ek dum "mohabbat" "siddat" "ishq" aur "junoon" aise bhari bhari shabd jo gunje dil me aaisa pyar chahiye tha mujhe lekin mila nahi abhi tak merko.
are sala main bhi na ye kya suna raha hoon main aap logo ko khali pili bore kar raha hoon main hai na. Chalo ye ghada jabtak merko hospital nahi leke jaata tabtak mere aur iske baare mein short mein batata hoon.
Soo bhai log mera naam hai RAHUL "CUTE RAHUL". Ye cute kyu boleto wo kya hai na bachpan me mere class me do teen Rahul the so meri jo class teacher hai na unhone merko bulaya tha are tum dono nahi wo cute Rahul . Bus tab se sub mujhey aise hi bulate hai.
haan to mere dost ki baat to ye mujhse kuch 2 saal bada hai lekin sale ka dimag thoda hattke hai to ye 2 bar fail hogaya aur ab mere saath mere class me hai.
main abhi 11th ki exam diye hai aur chuttiya enjoy kar raha tha to iske uskane pe main ne fight ladi aur pata hai kya bhai jeet bhi gaya wo to sala us taraf wale ki girlfriend ne aake mere pet me kick mari aur main poll se jaa laga aur sar pe maar lagne se behosh hogaya tha.
aur bhai sahab kya thi wo..... Matlab kick ki baat kar raha hoon main aur sala uski Bandi ki bhi magar kick bhi aachi khasi thi aur mera dhyan nahi tha nahi to tumhara bhai itna bhi kamzor nahi ki ladki ke kick lagte hi behosh hojaye.
sala main bhi kya kya bake jaara hoon. Chalo story pe aate hai soo main aur ye chutiya dono hospital agaye. Ha bhai wahi is chutiye ne hi mujhey bharti karvai hai hospital me.
abhi abhi doctor chek kar ke dava vagera kar ke gaya magar mujhey koi fark nahi pada main to jaise tha vaise hi murde ki tarah pada raha. Khair kab tak aise hi pada rehta dava naam ki bhi to koi cheez hai jiska asar bhi to hota hai aur wo asar merpe bhi huva aur mujhey bhi hosh agaya. Aur maine dekha ke main ek bed pe leta huva hoon aur mere baju me sofe par ye bhosdika phone pe apni mashuka ke saath laga huva hai use mana raha hoga chutiya.
main:- "Abe oo hogaya tera". Meri ye awaz sunte hi mahaan Rajat maharaaj ne aapni bijli ki tezi ko dikhate huve aise phone kata ke sala maine uski girlfriend ki.... Jane do sale ne jhat se phone kata aur aagaya mere pass .
rajat :- "saale ek kick se kaise behosh hogaya tu. saale kuch to sharm hai ki nahi pura shahar terko cute Rahul " hot Rahul " keh ke bula hai aur tu saale ek kick me hi chiii " ye aise bhok raha tha magar mujhey sala ek baat yaad agayi ki maine to wo baat bataya hi nahi.
hot Rahul . Actually huva aisa ki main aur mere kuch dost aur ek gang hai unse jhagda kar rahe they to ek bhosdi wale ne meri shirt phad di thi tab apun ko saaaaab ne matlab sare school ne half nanga dekha. Yes sala itni sharam ki pucho mat magar kar bhi kya sakte the aaise hi unki mayya chod ke apan nikal hi rahe they ki ek hot si ladki ne kaha ki " are ab ye cute kaha hai ab to ye hot Rahul hogaya " bus dosto apni chati do inch aur choudi higayi . Bus tabse hi apun ko girls hot Rahul kehke bulate hai . Aur is ghade ki baat ka javab deta bhi koun. Isiliye maine usko hi ulta sawal puchna sahi samja.
main :- Abe wo sub chod aur ye bata ki pure 5 saal ke tere mere kamayi ke paise hai saale pure 3 lakh rupee they. To uske ketne bane woo bol.
to hamare mahaan Rajat ji ne mera jawaab deye bina hi ek bada sa bag lake mere baju me rakh diya. Aur main kuch samajta usse pehle hi usne chain khinch di aur is pal sirf aur sirf isi pal merko aaise laga ki bhai aise hospital to mahine mein 10 baar ajaavu agar aisa nazara milega to.
bhai log pura bag bhar bhar kar paise they aise lag raha hai jaisa sala thus thus kar bhara hoo. Maine sawaliya nazroo se rajat ki taraf dekha to us chutiye ko bhi mere aise dekhne ka matlab samaj agaya aur sale ne apna moo khol ke jo baat boli use sun ke main sala phir behosh hote hote bacha sala baat hi aisi thi.
rajat :- saale 1.5 crore hai. Apne bet ke 50 guna zyada mila hai be .
main :- kya baat kar raha hai saale aise to apun ko bhi bangla gaadi sab milega. Hai ki nai
rajat :- haan loude tujhey dega kon 1 crore me bangla gaadi.
main :- saale abhi to tune bola ki 1.5 crore hai.
rajat :- saale mera hissa koun dega.
dekha dekha paapi insaan nich insaan ki soch paise mile nahi ki batvaara shuru. Isiliye main bol raha hoon isiliye hi hum jaise log aage nahi badte. In jaise dosto ke rehte dushmano ki zaroorat hi kya hai. Saale ghatiya insaan.
idhar main man hi man galiya deraha tha ki usne ek bade se shopping bags me apne paise daale aur merko bada bag thama diya.
rajat :- ye le ye bada bag me 1 crore ye tera aur shopping bag me 50 lakh mere ok.
ok saala kahe ka ok magar kya kare hamari baat to pehle se hi hogayi thi is sub ke baare mein. Iski gf sali merko pasand nahi karti thi aur uska koi bhi nahi tha to dono sath mein rehna chahte they aur maine bhi isiliye hi underground fight kiya tha ki ye dono apni life mein khush rahe aur apun apni me.
Main :- sahi hai saale tune jaisa bola waisa hi huva aur usse dus guna zyada huva to tu teri gf ko lekar koi flat le aur uske saath reh. Main bhi koi accha sa flat lunga aur acchi si bike leke apni mouj me zindagi bitadunga .
so idhar meri baat puri huvi aur udhar se is nalayak ki gf aur doctor dono agayi aur mujhey check-up kar ke discharge kardiya aur hum dono agaye apne hostel.
hostel aakar rajat apni tayyari kar raha tha aur main aapni sala itna kuch pehli hi soch rakha tha magar abhi bhi pasine chot rahe they ki main jo kar raha hoon wo sahi hai ya ghalat.
mujhey aise hi zindagi bitadeni hai ya ek bada aadmi banna hai.
nujhey bada aadmi banna hai aur main zaroor banunga aur aise banunga ki madarchod Jo dekhe ga wo chakra jayega.
yehi sab soch ke main sogaya aur kal subha kya kya karna hai ye sochte sochte.........
