update 1:
'benchod kya gand hai yar ek bar marne ko mile toh maja aa jaye' main apne man main hi bolta raha. jarasal severe ka time tha aur severe savere main free hone ke liye goan ke talab ke pass gaya tha. thodi der bad pani ki awaj ane lagi toh main us disha main dekhane laga. waha par ek aurat apni gand meri taraf karke sandas dho rahi thi
main sochanne laga apne is goan main bade bade gand wali toh 5-6 aurate hai. in main dadi, chachi aur dusare 4 aur hai. toh ye kon hoga??
main wait karne laga. jab usne apni gand dhone ke bad palti. ' sala ye toh dadi nikali iski gand toh marna hi chahiye'
main waha se ye sochate sochate ghar aa gaya.
ghar main sab log uth chuke the. papa toh shaher main hai. toh baki sab jag gaye. thodi der bad mummy ko chai ke liye pucha toh unonhe chai lake di.
chai pine ke bad main goan main friends ke pass chala gaya. waha mera dost akash mila gaya.
short intro.
Akash: ek number ka bakchod hai. but konsa bhi nasha nahi karata. padhai main khas nahi per khet ka kam jabrdast karata hai. iske ghar main iski maa aur 1 bahen hai .
main: kya be lavdu kya kar raha hai?
akash: kuch khas nahi , aaj ka kya plan hai?
main : aaj shehar chalte hai kuch kam hai.
akash: nahi bhai mujhe khet main kam hai.
main: chal koi bat nahi.
maine man main socha chalo acha hi hai aaj dadi ke liye kuch leta hun sali bhaot lalchi hai kuch toh fayda hoga shayd gand marne main kuch asani ho.
main ghar aake mummy ko bola ki main shahar ja raha hun. kuch saman lana hai.
but aab main sochane laga ki paisa kaha se ayega sala main koi ameer toh hun nahi. aur mummy bina wajah puche paise toh dengi nahi sala mere pass yoh ticket ke liye bhi paisa nahi hai.
main paise jugad karne ke liye ghar se nikala par kahi jugad nahi hua. toh shahar jana cancle kar diya..
main abhi jawan tha toh din main nind kaha ayegi. main socha chalo dadi ke ghar chalte hai.
thoda apne ghar ka intro deta hun:-
hamara dadi se jhagada hai isliye hum alag se rahte hai. mera ghar 2 room wala hai. aur age khana banane ke liye ghas ka chota jhopdi numa ghar banaya hai. hamare baju main mere dono chacha ka ghar .
aur dadi ke ghar jane ke liye road cross karke jana padata hai. dadi akeli hi rahti hai sali ghamamnd jo hai na.
toh main apne ghar se dadi ke ghar ke liye nikal gaya. jab dadi ke ghar pahucha toh dadi genhu chhan rahi thi. main bhi jake baith gaya aur bate karne laga.
meri dadi mere mummy papa ya ghar ke kisi se bat nahi karti siway mere. q ki main abhi 7th standard main tha aur main unke ghar jata tha toh majburan bat karati thi...
main: dadi kya kar rahi ho?
dadi: dikh nahi raha kya?
main ab kya bolu chup ho gaya.
dadi genhu saf karne ke liye gand bahar nikal ke pair faila ke baithi thi.
jis wajah se dadi ke chadi najar aa rahi thi.
dadi ko ise kuch lena dena nahi tha. q ki unke liye main abhi bhi bacha tha..
uski chaddi dekh kar mera lund khada ho gaya jo us samay 6" ka tha..
mujhe ab control nahi ho raha tha toh
main dadi se pucha ' aaj main sone ke liye aa raha hun' toh dadi ne sirf ha mai mundi hilaye toh main waha se nikal kar ghar chala gaya. aur bathroom jo ki charo tarf se ghass se bana hua tha us main jake muth marne laga. toh kuch samy bad mera ho gaya. abhi pani nahi nikal ta tha.
main: mummy main aaj dadi ke pas sone ja raha hun.
mummy: thik hai.
aise he timepass karte karte shyam ho gaye maine khana khaya aur dadi ke pass chala gaya.
jab main dadi ke ghar ke bahar pahucha mujhe admi ke ahh.ahh.ahhh.ki awaj sunai deni lagi.
main thoda excited ho gaya aur dil teji se dhadak raha tha. ki andar kya ho raha hai ye soch ke.
toh main under dekhane ke liye jagah dhundi toh mil gaye.
maine jab ander dekha toh shocked raha gaya?????????????