Update - 17
Last me aapne padha....ki amit ne apne taau ji ke saamne hote huye bhi apni taai ji ki sourabh se chudaai dekh kar maze liye.......
Par is beech sourabh ne amit ko dekh liya........aur amit ne sourabh ko sach bataya....ki wo kaise apne ghar ki chooto ko marte dekh maza leta hai.....aur uske baad amit apne ghar aa kar so gaya......
Ab Aage............
AMIT KI JUWAANI..............
To jaise maine bataya tha....ki raat ko maine taau ke hote huye taai ji ki damdaar chudaai dekhi....aur sath hi sath sourabh ke sath khul kar baat bhi ho gai.....
Aur ab main khush tha.....ki main kabhi bhi apni maa, bua, taai aur bahno ki chudaai dekh pauga......aur isi khushi me mujhe badi pyaari need bhi aai......
Par agle din jab main jaga.....to maine dekha....ki mere ghar me ek bhuchaal aaya hua tha.....aur use lane wali thi meri mami......jo meri maa se bade gusse me kuch baat kar rahi thi......
Main(man me)- lagta hai kuch gadbad hui hai....warna mami kabhi meri maa se aise baat kar hi nhi sakti thi.......sunu to sahi......
Ye soch kar main chupchaap aage bada aur gate se sat kar baahar haal se aane wali baaten sunne laga.....
Mami- nhi didi....aaj aapko faisla karna hi hoga.....main ye bilkul bardaast nhi karugi....kisi bhi keemat par nhi.....
Maa- haa...par tu abhi to shant ho ja....main baat karti hu bhaiya se.....
Mami- nhi didi...baat nhi...mujhe faisla chahiye.....bas....
Maa- wo bhi ho jayga....par aisi baaten jaldbaji me khatm nhi karte.....jam se kam baat to karni hogi.....
Mami- aapko baat karni hai to karo....par main us ghatiya insaan ze koi baat nhi kar sakti.....kameena kahi ka.....use sharm nhi aai....are khud ki beti saadi laayak hi chuki hai....fir bhi aisi harqaten.....hawsi sala.....
Maa- sshh....dheere bol....amit ghar me hi hai.....soya hai....jaag gaya na...
Mami(joor se)- to kya....use bhi janna chahiye...ki uske mama ne kya ghatiya harqat ki.....wo bhi koi baccha nhi raha....sab samjh jayga.....
Maa- par use samjhana hi kyo hai....hum khud hi sab nipta lege....tu bas shant ho ja.....
Mami- shant...kya shant didi.....are us aadmi ka sochti hu na...to mera khoon khoul uthta hai.....itni hawas....kya main kafi nhi thi....jo sala....thooo......
Maa- teri baat sahi hai.....par abhi tu shant ho ja....mujhe usse baat to karne de....
Mami- kya baat didi....are....kidi aourat ke sath pakda jata...to bhi samjh sakti thi...ki saayad mujhse use sukh nhi milta....par mard ke sath....sala gaandu....pure gaon me badnaami kara di kameene ne....ye bhi nhi socha....ki uski biwi aur beti kaise kisi ko muh dikhaygi.....haa...
Main(man me)- baap re...mama kidi mard ke sath....gaand maar rahe the ki mara rahe the.....
Maa- tu chinta mat kar.....tum dono yahi rahogi...humare sath.....aur sun.....bitiya ko kuch mat batana...bechari ko bada dukh hoga....
Mami- janti hu didi....par ye sab to uske baap ko sochna chahiye tha na.....par nhi.....wo to louda kha raha tha....gaandu sala.....
Maa- ye to main bhi nhi samjh pa rahi...ki bhaiya aisa kaise kar sakte hai....
Mami- kaise kya....aage jhuka aur marwa li gaand......sala....are didi....mujhe saalon se chhua nhi kameene ne....main kabse apni bur khud hi masal kar shant karti hu...par kabhi kisi galat kaam ka socha bhi nhi.....pyaasi rahi...par chup rahi....kyoki muhe uski padi thi....aur beti ki bhi....par wo gaandu....usne kuch bhi nhi socha.....
Maa- tu shant ho ja....main sab theek kar dugi....
Mami- nhi didi....uske sath to main nhi rahne wali.....saala....khud ki lugaai bur ragadti rahi....aur wo louda kha raha tha....pata hai didi...kabse lund maag rahi hai meri bur...har roj lund maagti hai.....aur mujhe kai mil bhi jate.....janti hu kai mardo ko...jo mujhe soch kar apna louda hilate hai.....par main nhi bahki.....kabhi nhi...
Maa- oh ho...main samjh sakti hu....tu fikr mat kar.....sab theek ho jayga.....
Mami- kaise.....
Maa- dekho bhabhi....meri baat dhyaan se sunna.....bhaiya bhale hi galat hai....par unhe samjhaugi na....to wo sudhar jayge.....
Mami- sudhar jaaye to kya....main uske sath us gaon me nhi jane wali....
Maa- mat jana.....tum sab isi gaon me rahna....theek....
Mami- matlab uske sath....kabhi nhi........
Maa- nhi bhabhi...aisa mat bolo...socho jara....tum dono sath nhi rahoge...to bitiya kya sochegi....use sach pata chal jayga....aur fir kya hoga uska....janti ho na....wo apne papa ke kitne paas hai....
Mami- janti hu didi....par us aadmi ke sath.....wo yaha bhi louda khayga....aur main bur masal-masal kar hi maroogi....huh....
Maa- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tu abhi aaraam kar....fir main batati hu...ki kya karna hai.....hmm...
Mami- aap to apne bhai ka hi sath dogi...hai na.....
Maa- nhi bhabhi.....main bhaiya ko chahti hu...par aapko bhi chahti hu.....isliye jo bhi karoogi.....wo ekdam sahi faisla hoga.....unke liye bhi....aur tumhare liye bhi....bharosha rakho.....
Mami- theek hai didi....aapki baat ka maan karti hu....par mujhe niraash mat karna......
Maa- nhi bhabhi....main aapki jindagi khraab nhi karoogi.....balki khushiyon se bhar doogi....ab chalo....tum aaraam karo.....bhaiya ko bulaya hai......wo aa jaaye...fir batati hu.....
Ye bol kar maa meri mami ko apne kamre me le gai....aur maine ek joir ki saans li.....
Main(man me)- maa ki choot....mama gaand marwata hai....bhenchod....jaisi behin waisa bhai.....dono hi gaand marana pasand karte hai....hmm....par maa kya karegi ab......ye dekhna mazedaar hoga.....kyoki mami ka gussa shant karna aasaan nhi lag raha.....
Khair.....main bathroom ja kar ready hua aur fir kamre se nikal kar baahar aa gaya......
To maine dekha ki ab maa ke kamre me maa aur mami ke sath meri taai, anita aur sarita bhi aa chuki thi....aur sab has-bol rahe the.....
Main(man me)- lagta hai maa aur mami ne taai aur bahno se sach nhi bola....accha hi hai.....aisi baaten koun batata hai....khas kar kisi beti ko....ki uska baap gaandu hai.....
Maa- are amit....jaag gaya....dekh koun aaya hai....
Mami- amit beta...bada der tak soya.....
Main- namaste mami.....wo aaj need hi nhi khuli....waise aap kab aai....aur yu achanak kyo.....
Mami- achanak....nhi beta...isme achanak kya.....tum sabki yaad aai...to aa gai....waise bhi....bitiya ke bina ghar me man nhi lagta.......
Amit- accha kiya....par ab rukna.....turant nhi chali jana.....
Mami(maa ko dekh kar)- nhi beta....aaraam se jaugi....jab tak teri maa na bhaga de....tab tak nhi jane wali.....hehehe....
Aur fir mami ki baat par sab has pade....aur fir baaten hoto rahi.....usi beech mera chai-nasta bhi ho gaya.....aur fir main gaon me ghoomne nikal aaya.......
Main ghar se to nikal aaya tha....par abhi bhi mere dimaag me meri mami ki baaten ghoom rahi thi......ki mera mama gaandu hai....ye sun kar bhi mujhe bharosha nhi ho raha tha....kyoki main apne mama ko janta tha....matlab wo mujhe aise kabhi nhi lage...ki wo gaandu bhi ho sakte hai.....
Par sach ye bhi tha...ki mami ne ye baat itne pakke se kahi thi...jaise ki unhone khud apni aankho se sab dekha ho...ya unke paas is baat ka koi pakka saboot ho...ki mama gaandu hai....
Aur agar ye baat sahi hai....to fir mami ka mama ke liye gussa theek hi hai...kyoki koi bhi aourat aise aadmi ke sath nhi rahna chahegi....jo khud apni gaand marata ho.....
Main(man me)- mami ne sahi kiya....aise aadmi ko chhod hi dena chahiye....bechari mami.....kaise bol rahi thi...ki saalo se apni choot ko masal kar hi shant hoti hai....bechari......mera bas chale na....to main mami ko mama ke saamne chudwa du....taki mama ko samjh aaye...ki unhone galti kar ke kya khoya hai.....huh....dekhte hai ab maa kya karti hai....aur mama kya bolte hai......
Ye sab sochte huye main kab sourabh ke ghar pahuch gaya....iska mujhe andaja bhi nhi hua.....
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Main(man me)- sourabh to abhi so raha hoga saayad.....raat bhar mehant jo ki hai.....dekhta hu....
Sourabh(bageeche se)- kya soch raha hai......
Main(chounk kar)- huh....sourabh....kaha se bol raha hai....
Sourabh- yaha....bageeche me......
Main(aage ja kar)- tu jaag gaya.....
Sourabh- kab ka.....waise bhi....main jaldi jaagta hu....
Main- janta hu....par kal raat jo hua...mujhe laga ki tu thak gaya hoga.......
Sourabh(muskura kar)- nhi re.....usme thakaan kaisi.....maza bol maza......
Main- tere liye hoga....main hota to thak hi jata.....
Sourabh- tu mutth jo marta hai....usme thakaan hona banta hai....par choot aur gaand me dhakke maaro na....to maza aata hai bas.....
Main- hmm...to aaj kya plan hai....aaj bhi meri taai ji ko chodne jaoge.......
Sourabh- tujhe badi padi hai.....dekhna hai kya.....
Main- bilkul....mujhe bada maza aata hai dekh kar....bata....kab ja raha hai....
Soyrabh- aaj to nhi...kuch kaam hai...ab bhai gaon me nhi hai...to kaam mujhe hi karna hoga na....to aaj nhi....
Main- ohh...matlab aaj koi maza nhi....
Sourabh- nhi...par tera maza karwa sakta hu....karega....
Main- kyo nhi....par kaise....
Sourabh- tujhe apne ghar ki chooten marte dekhna accha lagta hai na....
Main- haa...bataya to tha....
Sourabh- to us hall me chala ja.....matlab khidki par....aur maza kar....
Main- matlab abhi koi chud raha hai...mere ghar se...koun....kya taai ji aai hai...aur chod koun raha hai....
Sourabh- tu ja to sahi....khyd dekh lena.....ja maza kar....main ek kaam nipta kar aata hu......
Ye bol kar sourabh ne mera kandha thapka aur waha se nikal gaya....jabki main hall ki khidki par jane laga....
Ye wahi hall tha...jisme maine apni maa aur bua ko chudte huye dekha tha.....par aaj koun chud raha hoga....ye mujhe pata nhi tha...par ye pakka tha...ki meri maa to bilkul nhi ho sakti.....
Khair....jaise hi main khidki par pahucha....to bheetar dekh kar meri aankhe chamak uthi....kyoki bheetar meri bua thi....wo bhi 2 ladko ke sath.........aur wo dono ladke mere dost the......matlab mere aur sourabh ke......jaggu aur sanju........
Maine dekha ki bheetar wo teeno ekdam nange the.....aur abhi saayad chudaai ki suruwat thi.....kyoki abhi mere dost meri bua ko choomne-chatne me lage huye the......
Jaggu ne bua ko apni baahon me jakad rakha tha....aur bua ke hontho ko joor se choos raha tha........jisme bua bhi puri mast ho kar sath de rahi thi........
Aur wahi sanju meri bua ke theek picche khada tha....aur bua ki nangi peeth aur gale ko apni jeebh se chaatne me laga tha.....
Wo teeno itni masti me choomne-chaatne me lage the....ki mere kaano tak aawaajen aa rahi thi......
Uuummmmuuuuuummmmm..........uuuuuummmmmm......ssssrrrrruuuuuppppp....aaahh....aaahhhhh......uuuuuummm.......sssssshhhjh.....uuuummmmhhhhh......
Jaggu - uuummhhh.....chal meri randi......jaldii se maza kara de.....ab raha nhi jata meri jaan............
Sanju- mujhse bhi.....dekh....louda fadfadane laga hai........
Bua- meri choot bhi fadak rahi hai...aah....pata nhi kya ho gaya mujhe.....ab to chudne ka aisa bhoot sawaar hai...ki har samay louda hi khati rahu....uuummmhhh...daal do na.....
Main(man me)- kaash aisi hi haalat meri maa ki ho...ki wo chudne ko marti rahe.....aah...maa....teri bhayanak chudaai ho na....to dil khush ho jaaye......
Main chudaai to bua ki dekh raha tha....par mere dimaag me maa hi najar aa rahi thi.....kyoki main apni maa ki chudaai dekh kar sabse jyada maza marta hu.....
jaggu – are meri raand tujhe louda khilane hi to aaye hai.......par thoda maza bhi to kar le....amit ki bua hai na....to puri tasalli se chodege......
Sanju- bilkul bua ji....aisa chodege...ki humare dost amit ko koi sikayat na rahe...ki humne uski bua ko pura maza nhi diya....chal jaggu...saali raand ko bistar par le chal.......fir maza lete hai....
Jaggu- sahi kaha.....aaja meri raand.....
Aur fir jaggu aur sanju ne meri bua ko apne hatho me uthaya aur unhe bistar par le aaye..........
Aur bua ko litate hi sanju meri bua ke honth chusne laga aur apne haatho se unke bade-bade doodho ko masalne laga........
Aur wahi jaggu ne bua ki jaaghe failaai aur unki jaagho ko chaatne laga....aur apne hath ko bua ki geeli choot par ghumane laga.........
Is sab se meri bua fir se mast ho kar siskiyan lene lagi....aur mere kaano me fir se chusaai ki aawaajen shor karne lagi.........
Uuuuummmmmmmmm.......uuuummmmmhhhhhhh........aaaaahhhhhhh......uuuufff....dddhhheeerrrreee..........aaaaaahhhh...aaaahhh.....uuuummmmhhhh......
Fir thodi der masti karne ke baad jaggu ne bua ko bistar par baitha diya....aur uske baal pakad ke unka muh apne lund par ghuma diya......
Aur jaise hi bua ke saamne lund aaya.....to bua ne turant jaggu ka lund pakad kar thoda hilaya aur fir apne muh me le kar choosne lagi...........
Jaggu- aaahh....kitni garam hai saali......maza aa gaya.......pura le na randi.......
Ye bol kar jaggu ne meri bua ke baal kheench diye.........jis se bua ka muh khul gaya aur jaggu ne apna pura lund bua ke muh me ghusa diya............
Fir bua pure maze se jaggu ka lund choosne lagi aur tirchi najron se sanju ke lund ko bhi dekhti rahi.......
Wahi sanju ne jab meri bua ko lund chooste dekha....to uska lund bhi funkaar maarne laga........aur wo mast ho kar khud hi apne lund ko masalne laga..........
Jaggu- kyo saale....maza aaya na.....
Sanju- ha yaar.....sach me......kya mast raand hai saali......dekh kaise gapagap lund le rahi hai........
Jaggu- aur kya.....saali dikhne me badi sareef lagti thi....par tab bhi mujhe maal hi dikhti thi.....kya bhari hui hai saali.....
Sanju- tujhe to bas maal lagti thi......par main to ise soch kar kai baar mutth bhi maar chuka tha.....
Jaggu- ohh....to badi purani ikchha thi teri is randi ko chodne ki....haa.......
Sanju- ha yaar....aur aaj sourabh ki wajah se ye ikchha puri hogi..........tu ruk....thoda main bhi maza kar lu......
Jaggu - kya bol raha hai.....tu ruk....
Sanju- nhi...tu ruk....yaha aa randi........
Ye bol kar sanju ne jaggu ko pichhe kiya aur meri bua ke baal pakad kar unka muh apne lund ki taraf ghuma diya......
Sanju- kitna tadpaya hai tune.......sala....kitni baar tere naam ki muth maari hai maine......aaj pura basooluga.....
Bua- aah.....pahle bol deta na.....
Sanju- wo to amit ki wajah se himmat nhi hui......par main tere ghar aata hi isliye tha.....ki mujhe tere bade-bade doodh aur teri ye moti gaand dekhne mil jaaye.....aur fir unhe soch kar mutth maarta tha........
Bua- aah....kitni baar mutth maari.......
Sanju- kai baar......par mujhe kya pata tha....ki tu itni badi randi hai........nahi to kab ka apna loda teri choot me pel diya hota........
Jaggu- ab bakwaas band kar be.....
Sanju- sahi kaha aaja meri raand.......muh me le........
Ye kah kar sanju ne meri bua ke muh me apna lund thoos diya....aur bua pure maze se sanju ka lund choosne lagi.........
Sanju- mmmmmm......aaahhhh.....sach me....badi mast hai saali........
Jaggu- wo to hai.....mujhe bhi maza chahiye.....
Sanju- main chuswauga abhi.....
Jaggu- to chuswa na.....main to iski rasbhari choot chakhuga....uummm....soch kar hi mere muh me pani aa gaya......
Sanju- to der kis baat ki.....choos daal na.....aah....kya mast lund choosti hai saali........
Ye bol kar sanju aankhe band kar ke lund chuswane laga.....aur wahi jaggu ne bua ki jaaghe faila di......
Aur dekhte hi dekhte jaggu ka muh meri bua ki jaagho ke beech aa gaya....aur fir usne apni jeebh nikal kar bua ko choot ko chaatna suru kar diya.........
Ab meri bua dogune maze me thi....ek taraf wo sanju ka lund choos kar maza le rahi thi....aur wahi jaggu meri bua ki choot chaat kar unhe double maza de raha tha......
Meri bua jaldi hi is dogune maze me puri tarah mast ho gai...aur baar-bar lund muh se nikaal kar aahen bharne lagi......
Bua puri masti me sisakna chahti thi....par sanju bapis unke muh me apna lund daal deta tha....to bua mast ho kar lund chusaai me lag jati thi....
Meri bua bhale hi theek se sisak nhi pa rahi thi....par unki masti ka andaja unke nange badan ko dekh kar lag raha tha....jo ab puri tarah hilne laga tha.....
Bua lund chooste-chooste apni kamar ko joor se hilane lagi thi....jaise ki apni choot ko jaggu ke muh me jooro se ragad rahi ho........
Sanju- aah....kya garam maal hai amit ki bua....dekh....kitni mast ho kar lund choos rahi hai......
Jaggu- uuuummmmhhh....sahi kaha.....dekh.....kya mast choot hai randi ki.....dil karta hai ki kha hi jaau....aaauuuummmmm...uuuummmmmm.........
Aur fir jaggu ne jhuk kar meri bua ki choot ko apne muh me dawa kar choosna suru kar diya........
Jis se meri bua ki halat kharab hone lagi......aur wo bhi teji se apni gaand hila-hila kar lund choosne lagi......
Aur fir kuch hi der me meri bua ne apna ek hath aage badaya aur jaggu ke sir ko apni choot me daba kar fadfadane lagi........
Ye dekh kar main samjh gaya....ki ab meri bua jhadne wali hai....ya jhad hi rahi hai......ki tabhi bua ne lund ko muh se nikala....aur apni choot ko jaggu ke muh par dawa kar joor se sisak padi.......
Bua- aaaaaahhhhhh.........mar gai re......uuuummmmmm.........pi ja meri choot......ummmmmmm.........
Aur bua ki kahi baat ko jaggu ne dil se pura kiya.....usne bua ki choot ka ras pura ka pura amlne gale me utaar liya....aur fir bade pyaar se bua ki choot ko acche se choos kar saaf bhi kar diya......
Jaggu- uuummmhhh.....kya swaad hai teri choot ka......sach me....maza aa gaya meri jaan..........
Sanju- accha.....itna swad hai....agli baar main chakhuga.....
Jaggu- chakh lena.....par ab mujhse raha nhi jata.....tu chhod ise.....chal randi....ab dono ko ek sath maza de......
Jaggu ki baat sun kar sanju ne bua ko chhod diya....aur fir sanju aur jaggu bistar par let gaye..........
Aur jaise hi wo dono lete....to meri randi bua ne jhat se un fono ke tane huye lund apne hatho me le liye........aur bade pyaar se muthhyane lagi.......
Aur fir kuch der tak lund hilane ke baad meri bua ne aage jhuk kar pahle sanju ke lund ko chaata aur fir jaggu ke lund ko........
Aur fir bua ne bapis sanju ke lund ko chaata....aur achanak se lund ke supada muh me dawa kar choosne lagi.......
Bua ne kuch der tak sanju ke supade ko choosa....aur fir jaggu ke lund ka supada choosne lagi.....
Aur fir dekhte hi dekhte meri bua baari-baari dono ke lund ko pura muh me bhar kar choosne lagi........
Bua jab ek ka lund choosti....to dusre ka hath se muthhiyati rahti thi....isliye dono ki garami barabar bad rahi thi....
Aur bua ki lund chusaai se mere dono dosto ki garam aahen nikalna suru ho chuki thi.......
Jaggu- aaah....kya karti hai randi....tu to badi kamaal hai.....sadak chaap rabdi se bhi aage....kya maza deti hai.....
Sanju- aahhh....ha bua....maza aa gaya......aise hi karo.....aah...kitna pyaar se choosti ho...aah....
Jaggu- aah....main pyaar se nhi rah sakta....yaha aa randi...thoda maza badate hai......
Aur fir jaggu ne meri bua ke baal pakde......aur bua ke muh ko uper-neeche kar ke chodne laga.........
Jaagu ki harqat dekh kar sanju ka bhi man ho gaya....aur usne kuch der baad hi bua ko apne lund par jhukaya....aur bua ke sir ko dawa kar muh chodne laga......
Is tarah se mere dono dosto ne kareeb 5 minute tak baari-baari meri bua ka muh choda....jisse bua mast ho gai...aur unki choot fir se paani hone lagi.....
Aur fir bua ne khud hi un dono ke lund ko baari-baari apne gake me bhar-bhar ka choosa.....aur bua ki mast lund chusaai ke saamne mere dono dost dher ho gaye.....
Mere dono dost ab jhadne ko taiyaar the.....wahi meri bua ki choot bhi jharna bahane ko taiyaar baithi thi......
To jaise hi mere dost jhadne ko huye....to unhone bua ko hataya aur turant lita diya....aur khud unke uper aa kar apna-apna lund hilane lage..........
Aur fir dekhte hi dekhte un dono ke lund se pani ki pichkari nikal padi.....aur wo meri bua ke muh par ja kar girne lagi.......
Meri aankho ke saamne mere do dosto ne meri bua ke muh par muth maar kar apna saara pani gira diya......jisse meri bua ka pura muh lundras se dhaka hua najar aane laga......
Aur jaise hi bua ko lundras ka swaad mila......waise hi bua ki choot bhi bah uthi.....
Aur bua ki chootras ko is baar sanju ne chakha.....sanju ne jhuk kar puri choot ko muh me le kar choosa....aur fir acche se chaat kar saaf kar diya....
Is beech meri randi bua ne apne muh par pada lund ka pani apne hatho se le-le kar apne gake me utaar liya.....
Aur fir wo teeno ek sath let kar aaraam karne lage......sanju bua ke ek taraf leta tha....to dusri taraf jaggu....aur un teeno ke chehre par ek alag hi sukoon najar aa raha tha......
Khair....ye sab dekh kar maine bhi mutth maar kar maza liya tha....par mujhe intzaar tha bua ki chudaai ka.....
Par meri kismat me aaj bua ki chudaai dekhna nhi tha....isliye bua ka phon baj utha....aur phon par baat karne ke baad bua uthi aur apne aapko saaf kar ke kapde pahanne lagi....
Sanju- kaha chali randi...abhi to chodna baki hai....
Bua- to ja kar apni maa chod.....aur sun....jyada randi-randi kiya na.....to teri maa aur bahan ko tere saamne chudwaugi........
Jaggu- kya boli saali....
Bua- tu bhi samjh le.....ki main aadi ji ki randi hu.....thida sa maza kya de diya tum jaiso ko...saale sir par hi chad gaye....chudaai me theek hai...baki mere se tameej se baat karna...nhi to aadi ji ko janta hai na.....tere ghar me ghus kar teri maa chodege.....aur tilu bas hilata hi rahega....janta hai na....
Bua ki baat sun kar sanju aur jaggu ke muh par taka pad gaya....kyoki wo jante the,....ki agar aadi ji gussa ho gaye....to dono ki maa chod dege.....
Isliye dono ne aage ek sabd nhi bola.....aur bua ne apne kapde pahanbe ke baad apne baal sawaare aur waha se nikal gai......
Sanju- ye saali bahut jyada bol gai....
Jaggu- wo to hai.......par kya kare....aadi bhai ki taqat hai iske pichhe.....kuch nhi kar sakte.....
Sanju- nhi....kuch to karna hoga....
Jaggu- par aadi bhai.....
Sanju- unhe pata chalega tab na.....
Jaggu- kya chal raha hai tere dimaag me....
Sanju- is randi ki blu film banayge......fir ye muh nhi kholegi....bolege..ki agar muh khola...to amit ko dikha dege....
Jaggu- par aadi bhai ko bata diya to....
Sanju- to kya....sourabh hai na....wo sambhal kega apne bhai ko....par ise to nhi chhodege...
Jaggu- hmm...par sourabh manega....
Sanju- baat karte hai........
Jaggu- hmm..par abhi aaraam karte hai....fir chalege....tu gate laga de....
Main(man me)- abe gaaduo....sourbh tumhari kabhi nhi manega....par haa....tumhare plan se mere dimaag me ek plan jaroor jaag gaya....ab dekh....main kaise tum dono ki gaand maarta hu.....bahut souk hai na chodne ka....ab chudwata hu dono ko.......huh...
Aur fir main waha se nikal kar sourabh ke paas aa gaya......aur usse baat karne ke baad kareeb 1 ghante baad apne ghar ki taraf nikal aaya..........
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Sourabh ke ghar se aate time main apne khet par bhi gaya....kyoki mujhe apne papa ke kaarnaame bhi dekhne the......
Aur jo maine socha tha...wahi mujhe mil gaya....matlab mere papa ke sath sabnam thi......aur jab main waha pahucha....tab tak papa sabnam ko saayad chod chuke the....kyoki dono nange lete huye the.....
Khair....papa ka ye roop meri samjh se baahar tha....wo bhi sabnam ke sath.....bas isliye mujhe is maamle me koi sadyantra hone ka aabhaas ho raha tha.....
Aur main janta tha....ki ho na ho.....is pure maamle me aadi ji ka bahut bada roll hoga...kyoki sabnam bhale hi kitno se chud jaaye....par aadi ji ke liye wo ek paaltu kutiya thi......matlab aadi ji ke liye sabnam kuch bhi kar sakti thi.....
Aur mere papa waise bhi chudaai karne me koi raha to the nhi.....nhi to meri maa aadi ji se chudwati hi kyo.....
To aise mard ke sath sabnam jaisi randi ka chudwana...wo bhi bina kisi matalab ke......ye to ho hi nhi sakta tha.....
Bas isliye mujhe shaq tha...ki ho na ho.....mere papa kisi bade sadyantra me fasne wale hai......aur wo sadyantrakari hoge aadi ji......
Par ab tak mujhe aadi ji ka matlab samjh nhi aaya tha...ki wo kis liye mere papa ko fasa rahe hoge....kyoki meri maa to wo chodte hi hai....sath me bua, taai ji aur meri bahne bhi.....
To fir aisa kya ho sakta tha....ki aadi ji ne mere papa ko fasane ka socha....bas yahi baat mujhe paresaan kar rahi thi....
Par main janta tha....ki agar aadi ji is sabke peeche hai....to aaj nhi to kal....sab kuch mere saamne aa hi jayga......
Isliye maine wo baat abhi ke liye dimaag se nikali aur ghar aa gaya......aur jab main ghar pahucha to mujhe mere mama ki bike lagi mili....
To main turant bapis ho gaya...aur ghoom kar chuke se ghar ke pichhe se aaya...kyoki main janna chahta tha....ki mana ke aane par meri maa aur maami kya bolti hai.....
Aur main ye to janta hi tha....ki meri maa aur mami koi shart rakhne wali hai mere mama ke saamne....tabhi wo log mama ko maaf karege.....aur mujhe wo shart jaanni thi....
Bas isliye main ghar me pichhe se aaya.....aur maa ke kamre ke pichhe wali khidki par aa gaya....jaha se main saari baaten sun sakta tha.......
Par jab main waha pahucha....to kamre me koi nhi tha...kyoki bilkul shanti thi....bas doir se kuch aawaaj aa rahi thi.....matlab sab log hall me hoge.....
Par kuch der baad mujhe payal ki aawaaj aai...to main samjh gaya...ki meri naa ya mami me se koi kamre me aaya hai......par aai thi dono....ye mujhe kuch hi der me samjh aa gaya.....
Mami- ha didi.....kya hua....
Maa- kya hua matlab....humne kuch tay kiya tha....aur tu hai ki bas gussa dikha rahi hai.....
Mami- to kya karu....uska chehra dekhte hi mujhe wahi sab yaad aa gaya tha.....maaf karna...
Maa- samjh sakti hu....par agar tumhe sach me hisaab barabar karna hai....to gusse ko kabu me kar....aur seedhi baat kar....pahle usse puchhte hai...ki wo kya chahta hai......fir apni baat karna.....theek hai....
Mami- theek hai.....
Maa- to chal....
Mami- nhi didi...use yahi bula lo....waha se aawaaj baahar bhi ja sakti hai...matlab joor se bol gai to....yahi kamre me theek rahega....
Maa- sahi kaha.....tu baith...main lati hu use......
Aur fir mujhe fir se payal ki chanak sunaai di.....jo door ja rahi thi.....par kuch hi der baad wo paas aane lagi....to main samjh gaya...ki meri maa apne sath mana ko le kar aa chuki hai.....
Aur ab wo samay tha....jiska mujhe intzaar tha.....ki meri mami ki kya shart hai....jiski sahayta se wo mama ko saza dena chahti hai..........
Maa- ha bhaiya....ab bolo....sach kya hai....tumne ye sab kyo....samjhaoge....
Mama- kya batau didi....main sharminda hu.....
Mami- ab kaisi sharm.....ab to sab saamne hai...to sharm ka naatak band karo.....
Maa- tum ruko bhabhi.....bhaiya....yaha koi baccha nhi hai....hum sab jante hai ki ye hawas kya cheej hai.....to sharm chhodo aur bolo....
Mama- theek hai....dekho didi.....jo hua....use main jhooth nhi boluga....wo to tumhe bhi pata hoga....isne apni aankho se dekha hai.....to yahi kahuga...ki mujhe aadat si ho gai hai......bas....
Maa- par kyo...aur kabse.....
Mama- waise to ye sab meri jawani suru hote hi suru ho gaya tha....mujhe ye karna accha lagta tha.....fir sadi ke baad thoda kam hua.....par fir se karne laga....wo bhi naye-naye ladko ke sath.....
Mami- ab aise kya bol rahe ho....seedha bolo...ki gaand maraaye bina rah nhi sakte.....
Mama- bas karo....didi hai yaha....kuch bhi bol rahi ho....
Maa- meri fikr mat karo....mujhe koi paresaani nhi.....main kisi bhi baat ko khul kar bolna aur khul kar hi sunna pasand karti hu.....
Mami- sun liya....ab bolo....mere hote huye gaand kyo marane lage...aur didi...jara puchho inse...ki mujhme kya kami thi...jo mujhe saalo se chhua bhi nhi....main kitna tadapti hu......kuch pata bhi hai....
Mama- janta hu....par ab mujhe karne me maza nhi aata....bas karwane me aata hai.....
Mami- matlab tum aage bhi gaand marwaoge.....
Mama- pata nhi....kosis karuga ki na karu....par aadat hai.....jaldi kaise jaygi........
Mami- aadat.....are aadat to mujhe bhi hai choot marane ki.....kitne saal mari hai tumne....par main to kahi nhi gai lund khane.....to mera kuch nhi...tumhara maza hi sabkuch hai....haa.....
Mana- janta hu ki tumne bahut saha....tumhe theek se maza nhi deta main...janta hu.....aur tumhari tareef bhi karta hu...ki tumne kabhi meri ijjat ko nhi uchhala...na hi kuch sikayat ki.....
Mami- tareef karne se tumhare karam nhi mitne wale.....jo kita hai....use bhugatna hi hoga....
Mama- janta hu....tum jo saza dena chaho de sakti ho.....
Mami- theek hai....tum mere aur meri beti ke sath nhi rahoge.....usi ke paas jao...jis se gaand marwate ho....
Mama- nhi....aisa mat bolo.....main tum dono ke bina nhi jee sakta.....aur apni beti ke bina....wo kya sochegi...use kya bataogi.....
Mami- wahi...jo sach hai....
Mama- nhi....aisa mat karna....main jeete jee mar jauga....mujhe meri beti ki najrin me na girao.....kuch bhi saza de do....par aisa mat karo....didi....samjhao na ise....
Maa- ab main kya bolu....chot use lagi hai.....dard bhi use hua hai...to ye usi ka adhikaar hai......mera nhi....
Mama- par meri beti....main use nhi khona chahta....main mar jauga....
Maa- janti hu...ki tum apni beti par jaan chhidakte ho....theek hai....suno bhabhi.....kuch aur saza de do....kuch aisi....ki jiski aanch baap-beti ke rishte tak na pahuche......
Mana- haa....aur kuch bhi bolo...main karuga....bas meri beti ke saamne mujhe beijjat na karo....wo mujhse rooth gai...to main jeete jee mar jauga....main tumhari najrin me to gir chuka hu...ab meri beti ki najron me mat girao....maan jaao...aur kuch bhi bolo...main sabme raji hu....
Maa- ha bhabhi....itna to maan lo....
Mami- theek hai....didi bol rahi hai to theek hai....par haa.....tum kasam khao....ki jo main kahugi....wo karoge....khao kasam....
Mana- main kasam khata hu....tum jo kahogi....main karuga.......
Mami- aise nhi.....apni beti ki kasam khao....
Mama- theek hai....main apni beti ki kasam khata hu...ki tum jo bhi kahogi.....jo bhi saza dogi...main manuga.....koi sawaal nhi karuga....na hi pichhe hatuga.....kasam se.....
Mami- theek hai.....to fir tumhe wahi dekhna hoga....jo maine dekha......aur chupchap.....bina kisi sawaal ke....
Mama- kya....main kuch samjha nhi....
Mami- samjhati hu.....jaise maine tumhe gaand marate dekha hai na.....waise hi tum mujhe chudwate dekhoge....
Mama(chounk kar)- kya....ye kya bak rahi ho...tum kisi aur ke sath....bilkul nhi....
Mami- bhoolo mat....tumne beti ki kasam khai hai.....aur fir saza mujhe deni hai....tumhari marji se nhi dugi....samjhe...
Mama- par aise...didi...tum samjhao na....
Maa- ab main kya bolu....uske dil ko jaise chain mile...wo wahi karegi na....
Mami- bilkul....aur waise bhi....saalo se chudaai ko tadpi hu main.....to tumje bhi samjh aayga na...ki tumne kya khoya.....gaand marwane ke liye.....
Mama- par aise kyo.....nhi...aisa mat karo....mujhe itna beijjat mat karo.....
Mami- ijjat ki baat hi mat karna....mere paas wo vedio abhi bhi hai.....agar gaon me lisi ne dekh liya na.....to muh nhi chhipa paoge....samjhe....
Mama- didi....kuch kaho na....
Maa- kya bolu bhaiya.....main bhi ek aourat hu....uska dard samhh sakti hu......ab tumne to gaand marwa kar uski najron me ijjat kho hi di hai...to tumhe bhi samjh aana chahiye na...ki jiski apni najar me ijjat hoti hai....wo jab utarti hai...to kaisa lagta hai....
Mami- bilkul....aur ye bhi samjh aayga...ki tumne kya khoya....ab bolo....taiyaar ho...ya fir ghar chhodne wale ho......
Mama- ab main kya bolu....galti ki hai...to saza bhugatni hi hogi....par ye sab meri beti tak na pahuche....
Mami- tum chinta mat karo.....abse humari jindagi aisi hi rahegi....tum apni gaand marao....main apni maraugi.....par humari beti ko koi khabar nhi hogi....bharosha rakho....
Mama- to fir tum karo jo karna hai...main nhi rokuga......main chala jata hu....
Mami- nhi....pahle dekhoge....baad ki baat baad me...par ek baar to dekhna hi hoga.....yahi to saza hai....
Mama- didi....
Maa- kya didi.....saza to bhugatni ho hogi.....
Mami- ab jaldi faisla karo....kya karoge....
Mama- main apni beti ko nhi chhod sakta.....theek hai.....main taiyaar hu.....
Mami- hmm....ab jao yaha se.....bahar baitho.......mujhe didi se kuch baat karni hai.....
Uske baad mere mama muh latka kar bahar nikal gaye....aur unke jate hi mami ne meri maa se sawaal kar diya.....
Mami- ab kya didi.....bol to diya....par main aise hi kisi ke sath....nhi....ye kaise hoga....
Maa- uski chinta mat kar......main sab sambhal lugi.....aur haa...tum dekhogi na....to khud ko rok nhi paogi.....pakki baat hai....
Mami- oh ho...lagta hai aap bhi...kyo...
Maa- ab ye sab chhodo....wo baad me bataugi....abhi to tumhari suhaagraat ka intzaam karna hai...
Mami- suhaagraat....
Maa- haa...kyoki unse chudohi na....to wahi maza milega....jaisa pahli baar milta hai...to hui na suhaagraat.......
Mami- aisa kya....hai koun wo....
Maa(muskyra kar)- thoda sabr rakh....jaldi hi wo aayge...aur fir tu unki ho jaygi....
Mami- sacchi....itne acche hai....
Maa- bahut......tu bas taiyaari kar....unhe baal pasand nhi hai....to saare baal saaf karna hai....samjhi....
Mami- wo sab to theek hai...par karege kaha.....ghar me to itne log hai....meri beti bhi yahi hai....
Maa- wo main dekh loogi......tu bas taiyari kar....aaj raat hi teri suhaagraat hogi.....ab chal....tere pati ko bhi bata dete hai teri suhaagraat ka samay....
Fir maa aur mami bhi kamre se nikal gai......par mere dimaag me sawaal chhod gai....ki aakhir maa aisa kya karegi......ki hum sabko pata chale bina hi wo mama ke saamne mami ko chudwa degi....
Aur is sawaal ka jawaab mujhe shaam ko hi mil gaya....jab maa ne bataya...ki aaj raat hum sabko paas wale gaon jana hai....
Asal me us gaon me papa ki mousi rahti thi....jinke naati ka chouk hona tha.....
To maa ne mere dadaji, paoa, bua aur meri dono bahno....matlab mama ki ladki aur taai ki ladki ko taiyaar kar diya tha....aur mujhe bhi jane ka hukum mila tha....
Aur maa ye kah kar ruk gai...ki unke bhai-bhabhi ghar me akele hai....to koi to chahiye....
Maa ki baat sun kar baki sab to jane ko taiyaar hi the...par mujhe pata tha...ki maa ne chouk ki aad me kya socha hai......isliye main rukna chahta tha....par mujhe kuch bahana nhi soojha....aur mujhe sabke sath jana hi pada.....
Par jaise hi hum us gaon me pahuche...to mujhe bahana soojh gaya....kyoki usi gaon me mera ek dost bhi rahta tha....
Aur main sabko bol kar nikal gaya...ki main apne dost se mil kar aata hu...aur fir main waha se ek bike le kar apne ghon aa gaya....aur bike chhipa kar dawe paav ghar ke pichhe se maa ke kamre tak bhi ja pahucha....
Main bahut khush tha...ki aaj main apni mami ki chudaai dekhuga....par abhi bhi ye sawaal tha....ki aadi ji aayge ya fir maa kisi aur ka sahara legi....jaise sourabh....
Par jaise hi maine khidki me aankh gadaai...to mere dil ki dhadkane bad gai....
Main(man me)- ye to....ye kaise hua.....kya socha tha...aur ye....aakhir ye sab ho kya raha hai.....???
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