Update 242
raat hua maa aur didi dono milkar fir se ek baar mere jangh ko garam pani se sek di aur mai so gaya.
subah mera nind achanak se tab khula jab mere haath me kuch gila gila mahsoos hua. mai turant ankh khol kar dekha to mere bagal me ek side bed bahut jada bhiga hua tha. aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne ek bottle pani gira diya ho. jab mai dhyan se dekha to wo gila gila chij pani nahi tha balki kisi ke choot ka ras tha. mai jab yaad kiya to yaad aaya raat me idhar to didi soyi thi. lekin unke choot se itna ras nikla hai mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha.
ab mera pair kaafi thik ho gaya tha to mai bed se dheere se utha to mujhe kuch awaj sunayi diya. mai dheere se apne room se nikla to dekha bagal wale room me maa didi aur shivani ji tino baithi hui hai.
maa didi aur shivani ji dheere dheere baat kar rahi thi.
mai bhi chup chap chupkar unki baat sun ne laga.
maa shivani ji se puchi-himani se baat hua.
shivani ji boli-haan baat hua.
maa-kya wo shaadi ke liye raji hai.
shivani ji boli-dekhiye mujhe pata hai unka man hai shaadi ka lekin wo khud se bol nahi rahi pata nahi kya soch rahi hai.
didi boli-ek kaam karte hai dono ki shaadi kara dete hai.
maa boli-nahi nahi jab tak himani khud se na bole hum kaise kar sakte hai. pahle bhi ek baar shivani se galti ho chuka hai. ab dobara koi galti nahi honi chahiye.
didi boli-tab to sirf ek hi hai jo unko mana sakta hai.
shivani ji boli-mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai kyunki di ab meri baat nahi maan rahi. mai subah bhi di ko boli shaadi ke liye to di ne gusse me mujhe daat diya. aaj ke pahle di kabhi bhi mujhse uchi awaj me bhi baat nahi karti thi. mujhe lagta hai sab meri hi galti hai. ab to mujhe bhi lagne laga hai ki maine galat kiya hai.
maa shivani ji ke sar pe haath ferte hue boli-dekho udas mat ho sab thik ho jayega . mai hoon na maai himani se baat karungi aur raja se bhi.
mai ye sab sun raha tha aur ye sab sunkar mujhe itna to pata chal gaya ki himani ji jarur kisi tension me hai.
mai wahan se dheere se nikla aur apne room aaya. maine himani ji ke liye kuch kharida tha meghalay me jo abhi bhi mere bag me tha use mai apne pocket me dala aur himani ji ke room ki taraf gaya. jaise hi mai unke room me ghusa to dekha himani ji bed pe baithe apne ghutno pe apna sar chupaye ro rahi thi.
mai bade aram se unke bagal me gaya aur baith gaya. himani ji abhi bhi apna mooh apne pairon me chupaye baith kar ro rahi thi.
mai jaise hi himani ji ke kandhe pe haath rakha wo turant apna chehra upar ki jo ashuon se bhara hua tha.
mai muskura kar bola-lagta hai mera pair thik ho gaya isliye aap ro rahi ho hai na. kyunki jab mera accident hua tha tab to aap nahi royi thi.
himani ji rote hue boli-tab mai roti to baki logon ko koun sabhalta. tumhe to yahi lagta hai na ki mai tumse pyaar nahi karti. shivani ko bhi yahi lagta hai.
mai bola-shivani ji ki baat sahi to hai. unko lagta hai aap mujhse pyaar nahi karti. mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai.
himani ji is baar thode gusse me boli- jab yahi lagta hai to kyun aaye ho yahan jao yahan se. mujhe kya rote hue dekhne me tumhe maja aata hai. tum to ho hi kutte, kamine, tharki, dhokhebaaj.
himani ji mujhe bole jaa rahi thi aur mai bas muskura raha tha.
himani ji boli-kaise behsarm ho mai tumhe gaali de rahi hoon aur tum has rahe ho.
mai haste hue bola-aapko pata hai bachhe me aur bade logon me kya antar hota hai. bachhe log dil ki baat chupate nahi hai aur bade log
mai apne haath ki ek ungali unke sine pe dil ke pass rakha aur bola-bade log dil ki baat chupa lete hai. unke dil me to kuch aur hota hai lekin juba pe aate aate shabd badal jaate hai. pyaar gaali ban jata hai. dukh khushi ban jata hai.
mai bola-dekhiye jab tak aap apne dil ki baat nahi bataogi mai jane se raha. baaki aapko jitna bura bhala bolna hai bol lijiye.
himani ji ab mere taraf bas dekhne lagi. unke ankhon me ashoon tha aur mere hothon pe muskurahat. mai bhale hi bahar se muskura raha tha lekin andar se mai bhi samajhne ki kosis kar raha tha ki akhir kya baat hai jo himani ji chupa rahi hai aur mera dil baar baar mujhe ek baat bata raha tha lekin mai ye baat himani ji ke mooh se sun na chahta tha.
himani ji bhi bechari kitne der khudko rok pati. unke liye to ye ek torcher jaisa tha ki wo apne se mujhe door karne ke liye mujhe bura bhala bol rahi aur mai unse door jane ke bajaye unke karib baitha muskura raha tha.
mai dekha himani ji kuch nahi bol rahi hai to mai utha aur unke pairo ke pass jakar baith gaya. wo abhi bhi ek full nighty me thi. mai nighty thoda sa unke pair ke pass se uthaya.
himani ji kaampte hue boli- ye ye ye kya kar rahe ho. chodo mera pair.
mai fir se unke taraf muskura ke dekha aur bola-chinta mat kijiye kuch bhi galat nahi karunga. aur fir mai apne pocket se ek chota sa dabba nikala jise himani ji gour se dekhne lagi. aur jaise hi mai wo chota sa dabba khola himani ji apna pair turant mere haath se khich li.
himani ji boli-nahi tum ye kya kar rahe ho.
mai bola-wahi jo aap dekh rahi hai.
himanni ji boli- tum pagal ho gaye ho.
mai bola-haan bilkul pagal hoon aapke liye.
himani ji jaldi se boli- tumhe pata nahi hai. tum mar jaoge.
ye sunte hi mai haste hue bola-mar bhi jau to kam se kam mujhe ye khushi to hoga ki maine aapko apni patni banaya. agar aapse shaadi kiye bagair mar gaya to marne ke baad uparwale ko kya mooh dikhaunga ki maine kisi ladki ke jism ke saath, uski bhavnao ke saath , uski jindagi ke saath khela aur use dhokha de diya.
himani ji rote hue boli-tum samajh nahi rahe ho raja. meghalay me jo hua wo sab meri wajah se hua.jarur koi mere bussiness ka rival hoga.
mai bola-aapko kaise pata. ho sakta hai mere wajah se hua ho. mai bhi bussiness me hoon.
is baat pe himani ji boli-tum itne bade bussiness man nahi ho ki koi tumhe marne meghalay aayega.
waise ye baat mujhe bura lagna chahiye tha lekin mujhe achha lag raha tha. yahi to thi meri himani jo har baat mooh pe bol deti hai.
mai bola-haan haan thik hai aise mooh pe beijjat karne ki jarurat nahi hai. abhi mai chota bussinees man hoon to kya hua ek din aapse bhi bada banunga.
himani ji fir boli-tum samajh nahi rahe mai tumhara majak nahi bana rahi mai bol rahi hoon koi mera dusman hai. tum mere saath rahoge to tumhe bhi pareshani hoga.
mai jaanbujh kar bola-mai to aapke saath chah kar bhi nahi rah paunga ek mahine me mujhe college jana hai.
himani ji boli-agar tum mujhse shaadi kar loge to tumhe humesha mera hi khayal rahega aur tum padhayi nahi kar paoge aur wo gunda tumhare piche lag jayega.
mai bola-dekhiye waise bhi shaadi to hum dono chup chap hi karne wale hai to kisi ko kaise pata chalega aur mai aapse wada karta hoon ki mai us gunde ke piche nahi jaunga. aap us gunde ko khud dhundho aur hisab barabar karo. thik hai.
himani ji fir se mujhe dekhne lagi.
mai bola-ab kya hua aap yahi chahti thi na ki mai safe rahoon to ye sahi hai. waise bhi agar aapko kuch hua tab to mujhe aana hi padega kyunki aap shivani ji ki didi bhi ho. hum dono ke bich koi rista nahi bhi rahega tab bhi mujhe aana hi padega aur aap mana bhi nahi kar paogi.
jab ye sab hona hi hai to aap khudko kyun dukh de rahe ho.
himani ji ko jo mai bola wo unhe samajh me aa chuka tha aur meri baat sach bhi thi ki agar unhe kuch hua tab wo chahe ya na chahe sab log is mamle me apne aap hi khiche chale aayenge.
himani ji man me boli-is se pahle ki wo humara nuksaan kare mai use saaf hi kar dungi.
himani ji ye man me sochi lekin unke chehre se mujhe bhi pata chala gaya ki wo us gunde ko apne raste se hatana chahti hai.
mai bola-aap jo bhi soch rahi ho bilkul sahi soch rahi ho. ab to maan jao meri baat. dekhiye sab log yahi chahte hai. is se shivani ji bhi khush ho jayengi aur mai bhi.
himani ji abhi bhi bas mujhe dekh rahi thi.
mai thoda sa unke kamar aur doodh ki taraf dekh kar bola-waise bhi aap itni khubsurat ho. is masoom ko itni khubsurat ladki mil jayegi to thoda bhala ho jayega.
himani ji apne ankh pochte hue boli-bas tumhe to mouka chahiye ladkio se chipkane ka. jab dekho tab kisi na kisi ko ghoorte rahte ho.
mai bola-har kisi ko nahi sirf un logon ko jo bahut khubsurat hote hai aur jo mere bahut karib hote hai.
mai bola-ab to haan bol dijiye baithe baithe mera jangh dard karne lag jayega.
himani ji sar jhukayi aur boli-hannn.
mai us pocket se payal nikala aur pahle ek paav me pahnaya aur bola-bataiye kya aap mujhe apne humsafar banayengi.
himani ji boli-hmmmm
fir mai dusra payal unke dusre pair me pahnaya aur bola-bataiye kya aap mujhe apna pati ban ne ka mouka dengi.
himani ji sar jhuka ke boli-hmmmm
fir mai himani ji ki taraf dekha tabhi himani ji jor se mujhe khich kar apne gale laga li jor jor se mere hothon ko chumne lagi. aur mai unke upar gir gaya fir bhi wo mujhe chumti rahi. ek ajib sa drisya tha. himani ji ke ankhon me ashun the hothon pe pyaar aur unke pair thirak rahe the jis se unki payal chann chann dheere dheere baj raha tha.
hum dono apne is milan me lage hue the aur tin log achanak se is kamre ki darwaje tak bhagte hue bechaini se aaye lekin ek pal me hi tino khush ho gaye aur muskurate hue udhar se chale gaye. ye tino ghar ki tin deviyan thi jo pahle mere room gayi thi lekin mujhe wahan na dekh kar tino pareshan ho gayi aur sab room me dhundhne lagi aur fir tino hi bhagte hi yahan aayi thi himani ji ko batane ki raja yani mai ghar se gayab hoon lekin yahan ka drisya dekh kar tino ko sukun mila aur tino lout gayi.
shivani ji jahan mooh fula ke baithi hui thi wahi didi has rahi thi.
didi shivani ji ko boli-aapne subah se hume bahut bewkoof banaya. aap to bol rahi thi himani ji shaadi se mana kar rahi hai. wo raja se door rahna chahti hai. yahan to sab ulta ho raha tha. dono ek dusre se chipke hue the.
shivani ji boli-jarur inhone hi di ko kuch bola hoga. subah to di gusse me thi.
didi boli-arey kahe ka gussa mai sab dekh ke aayi hoon. himani ji ke pair me wo payal bhi tha jo raja ne kharida tha unke liye. jarur aaj hi diya hoga is se pahle to mai nahi dekhi thi is payal ko aur bed pe hi uska dabba bhi pada hua tha.
maa boli-arey meena bas kar tu.
maa shivani ji ko boli-beta tum galat nahi ho. nahi himani ne tumhe jhooth bola. ye sab raja ka kiya dhara hai. wo hai hi aisa ki kisi ka bhi man badal de. dekho humlog to soch rahe the dono ko milana padega fir shaadi ke liye manana padega lekin dono khud hi maan gaye.
shivani ji boli-haan haan aaj hi shaadi kara dete hai kya pata di ka man fir kal badal jaye.
maa boli-nahi nahi aaj bhar raja ko aram karne dete hai kal karenge jo karna hai.
didi boli-maa jo karna hai aaj hi kar do nahi to mujhe nahi lagta raja ab manega. dekha nahi kaise chipka hua tha.
maa boli-chup kar tu bahut bigad gayi hai.
didi dheere se maa ke pass aayi aur boli-raat me bataungi aapko.
maa haste hue ishare se boli-bahut pitayi karungi.
aur fir tino kitchen pahuch gaye. aaj bhi tino milkar kuch special banane lag gaye.
idhar mai aur himani ji desh duniya se door bas ek dusre ke hothon ko chume jaa rahe the. kab 20-25 minut nikal gaya pata hi nahi chala. jab himani ji ko mera bhaar jada lagne laga tab wo apne hoth ko mere hoth se hatayi aur mai unke upar se hat gaya.
mai bola-soryy wo dhyan hi nahi raha.
himanji ji boli-koi baat nahi tum aram karo mai aati hoon aur himani ji apna hoth poch kar baal thik karke room se nikli aur kitchen chali gayi.
jaise hi wo kitchen me ghusi tino unhe dekhne lage.
himani ji boli-wo mai bol rahi thi ki mai taiyar hoon.
jaise hi himani ji ye boli-shivani ji didiiiiiiiiiiiiii bolkar khushi se chillate hue apne didi ke gale lag gayi.
himani ji boli-sorryyy choti.
shivani ji boli-mai bahut khush hoon.
maa aur didi boli-hum bhi bahut khush hai.
fir kya tha mai himani ji ke bed pe leta hua tha ki thodi hi der me room me char khubsurat pariyan ghusi aur mere ird gird baith gayi.
shivani ji boli-ye lijiye kheer khaiye. aur plate mere samne rakh di.
mai ek chammach khaya sach me bahut achha tha.
mai bola-wahhhh kya khana hai. bimar rahne me hi jada fayda hai. kal pakodi mila fir mithayi mila aaj kheer mil raha hai.
fir mai jibh se chatkare lekar bola- sham ko kya milega.
didi boli-aaj sham ko kuch nahi milega kal shaam ko milegi.
mai-kya milega.
didi boli-milega nahi milegi kal shaam ko himani ji milegi. teri shaadi hai kal shaam ko isi ghar me.
mai bola-ek baar unse to puch lo.
didi boli-wo bol chuki hai.
mai-ek baar mere samne puchwao.
didi boli-tum kya koi judge hai jo tere samne gawahi degi. itni khubsurat ladki ne haan bol diya apni ganimat mana. ye lo aur khao takat banao samjhe.
didi ki baat pe himani ji bahut sharma gayi lekin uth ke aise jaa bhi nahi sakti thi.
fir kya tha sab log baithe pura plan ho gaya. shaadi waisi honi thi jaisa maine is ghar me shivani ji ke saath kiya tha kyunki wo chij himani ji ke jahan me baith gaya tha aur wo bhi isi chij ko feel karna chahti thi aur wo ye bhi manti thi ki agar is ghar me shaadi hogi to unke maa papa ka shairwaad milega.
waise bhi shopping sari ho hi chuka tha aur aaj kuch jada kaam tha nahi bas gharwalon ne aaj khoob thoos thoos ke khilaya.
ek taraf idhar humlog apni khusiyon me busy the to wahi dusri taraf kuch log apne jindagi me busy the.
ek ladka darke maare apne diwar ke sahare khada tha kyunki uske gardan pe ek chaku laga hua tha. chaku lagaya hua ladka jeans pant ek tshirt pahna hua tha. ankhon me chasma aur us chasme ke andar ankhon me gussa. samne bed pe ek ladki baithi hui thi jo dari hui thi.
ye jeans wala ladka koi aur nahi arvindaa tha aur uske samne khada vyakti koi aur nahi ajay tha aur jo ladki thi wo thi daisy. arvindaa ki cousine sister.
arvindaa gusse me bola-sale teri himmat kaise hui mere bahan ko fasane ki. teri aukaat kya hai ek bhikhari hai tu bhikhari. teri jitni salary hai utne paise mere bahan ek din me kharch kar deti hai.
ladka darte hue bola-dekho t t tum pahle ye chaku hatao. mujhe daisy achhi lagti hai.
arvindaa gusse me bola-mujhe aishwarya rai achhi lagti hai to kya mai uspe line marunga. sale apni aukaat me rah. agar tujhe meri bahan se pyaar karna hai shaadi karni hai to pahle paise kama. aise bhikhari ki tarah nahi. fir arvindaa daisy ki taraf dekha aur bola-daisy tu tu is bhikhari se pat gayi. ye garub beggar.
dasy boli-soryy brother. mujhe nahi pata tha iski aukaat itni choti hai. cheap person.
aur fir dono us ghar se nikal gaye. daisy jahan thodi upset thi ye jan kar ki ajay ki salary bahut kam hai wahi arvindaa ke hothon pe ek jahrila muskaan tha. aisa muskaan jaise usne is ek kaam se kai sare kaam kar diye ho.
ajay jo aaj tak apni jindagi me kabhi bhi beijjat nahi hua uske dil me ab ek aag lag chuka tha. paise kamane ki aag. ajay bas itne paise kamana chahta tha ki wo un paison ko arvindaa ke mooh pe fek sake aur use uski aukaat dikha sake lekin us bechare ajay ko kya pata tha ki ye arvinda ka bichaya hua jaal tha aur usne apne badle ki jaal fek di thi jisme ab ajay ko faste jana tha.
ek taraf ek sanki pagal jahan apne pichle janmo ke badle lena suru kar chuka tha to wahi dusre sanki ki sui atak chuki thi is raj naam ke ladke par.
uske room me ek bade se board pe dher sare relativity ke equation likhe hue the. aur us board ke sabse niche likha hua tha
Time travelled = knowledge - uncertainty(x)
jivan us X ko gher kar bola-ye X koi aur nahi raj hi hai. use mai is equation se hata nahi sakta. agar mai chahu to bhi nahi.
fir wo paglo ki tarah hasne laga ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa
use hata nahi sakta to kya hua use door to kar sakta hoon. sabse pahle pata to karun ye sala chij kya hai.
aur fir wo kisi ko phone lagaya aur bola-hello mujhe xxxx sahar ke ek raj naam ke ladke ka baare me jan na hai. jitne paise chahiye mil jayenge lekin jitni jaldi ho sake utni jaldi batao.
apne sahar me pratibha ji hospital jaa rahi thi regular chechk up ke liye aur unse kuch door ek aadmi unka picha kar raha tha tabhi uska phone baja.
wo phone uthaya aur bola-hello kya baat hai. kitni baar bola hai din me phone mat karo.
udhar se awaj aaya-arey tu xxxx sahar me hai na. ek mast offer aaya hai ek ladke ke baare me batana hai 30 hazar milega wo bhi aaj ke aaj.
ye sunte hi wo aadmi khush ho gaya. ye wahi aadmi tha jise prajapati ne lagaya tha pratibha ji ki jasoosi ke liye.
wo jasoos bola-photo bhej.
aur fir uske mobile pe photo aaya. photo dekhte hi wo khush ho gaya.
jasoos bola-mera baat kara us se mai abhi use iske baare me batata hoon.
aur fir us jasoos ka phone mil gaya jivan se.
jasoos bola-sir ise mai janta hoon. ye raja hai. isi sahar me rahta hai. yahi pass ke school me padhta hai. iski jaan pahchan bahut upar tak hai. bahut hi tej ladka hai sirrr.
jivan jaise hi meri badayi suna uska khoon khoul gaya.
jivan gusse me bola-sun be bhadwe jo puch raha hoon wo bata jada chu cha kiya na to gaand maar lunga tera. wo kya hai kahan tak pahuch hai us se mujhe koi lena dena nahi hai. mai jo puchu wo pata hai to bata aur paise le jaa. nahi to bhad me jaa.
jasoos chup ho gaya. waise gaali sunkar use gussa to aaya lekin use 10 minut me 30 hazar mil sakta tha isliye wo chup raha.
jivan-ye bata uske ghar me koun koun hai.
jasoos-sir uski maa hai.
jivan-uska himani se kya rista hai.
ye baat us jasoos ko ghanta nahi pata tha lekin baat paise ki thi to jo pata tha usi se kahani bana diya.
jasoos-sir wo ladka himani ke school me padhta hai. padhne ma tej hai isliye himani uski madad kar rahi hai business me. itna hi nahi us ladke ka xxxxx college me admission bhi ho gaya hai. yahan local paper me naam aaya tha uska.
jivan jaise hi college ka naam suna uska dimga ghoom gaya aur uske hothon pe hasi aa gaya. wo khush ho gaya.
jivan khush hokar bola-tera kaam ho gaya paise mil jayenge tumhe aur phone kaat diya.
jivan bola-lagta hai meri jindagi hi nahi tu arvindaa ki jindagi ka bhi X hai..... sala ye relativity equation. humne kabhi nahi socha tha jab time travel karenge to past me kuch uncertanty aayega lekin wo ek insaan ke roop me hoga ye to kisi ko nahi pata.
ab dekh us college me kya hota hai tumhare saath. tum jaoge to apni marji se lekin wahan se nikale jaoge meri marji se.
dekhna aaj se 5-6 mahine baad tumhare saath kya hoga raja.
fir jivan achanak se mere jaisa ban gaya aur meri awaj ki nakal karke bola-kya hoga.
jivan bola-abhi batata hoon.
raj bola-batao.
jivan bola-ye dekh future....
aaj se 6 mahine baad tu us college ke ground me khada hoga.
wahan ka principle bolega-this is rediculas raj. how can you be so shameless. you harased a girl in our college.
tabhi mai bolunga-he is also drunk sir. nashe me hai ye. aise ladke ko to blacklist kar dena chahiye.
wo ladki bolegi-ye sir send him to jail now. restigate him.
fir mai tumhara collar pakdunga aur khichte hue tumhe gate se bahar fekunga dhadddddddddddddddd. aur himani chillayegi ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kyunki jab mai tumhe udhar gate se bahar fekunga usi samay ek truck shivani ko takkar marega is sahar me.
himani tumse nafrat karegi aur apni bahan ko kho degi.
fir jivan rone ki acting karke bola-meri bechari himani akeli ho jayegi. koun use khushiya dega. koun use sahara dega mai dunga. mai apni himani ko rone nahi dunga. tab tak to meri company me bhi wo partner ban chuki hogi. mai na sirf uski jivan sawarunga balki uski company bhi bahut bada kar dunga. hum dono ek achhi jindagi bitayenge. ye raja aur himani se bahut doorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. wo mere mahal me meri bahon me hogi......haa ha haa haa wo meri bahon me hogi. 6 mahine me himani mere bahon me hogi. ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
fir jivan chattakkkk se apne aap ko marta hai aur bolta hai-abhi sapne dekhna band karo jivan abhi bahut se kaam hai aur wo apna computer nikalata hai aur kuch karne lag jata hai.