Ragging in College
Azra: Hello Everyone. Mmmm... Mmyyy nnnn... nnaaammmeee iiii... iiissss Aaaazzzzrrrraaaaa bbbb... bbbbaaassssshhhhiiiiiiirrrr... I came from UK. Iiii vvveee done O Levels tthhh.... tthhheeerrreee
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Class ki ek Larki(Saba) : To ye baat urdu me bol. Itni English bolne ki kia zarorat hai Mmmm.. Mmmiiiissss Aaaaa... Aaaazzzzzrrrraaaa bbbbb... Bbbaaasssssshhhhhhiiiiiiirrrrrt
Class me sab log is baat pe kehkaha laga k hansne lagay. Jab k mujhe gussa aney laga. Azra ki awaz me Jo larkharahat thi wo uski zaban ki nahi bal k dara hua hone ki waja se thi. Khair teacher ne class ko chup kerwaya. Ab bari aei meri
Me: hi Everyone. Mera Name Hira Khan hai. D/O Kamal khan. Me ne British School se Matric kia hai. Or mere 1061/1100 marks hain. Mene Board me Top kia hai. Or mujhe umeed hai k FSc me b first position meri ho gi.
Ye keh k me apni jaga baith gai. Class ka intro isi tarah chalta raha. Mera dhyan Azra ki taraf hi tha. Mujhe aise laga jaise wo Ro rahi ho. Mene us k right hand pe apna hath rakha. To uski aankho se ek aansu Tip mere hath pe gira. Mujhe jaise ek Current sa laga. Ek hi lamhe me mujhe aisa paga jaise us k andar ki udaasi mene mehsoos ker li ho. Us ka akela pan jaise andar hi andar mujhe mehsoos ho raha tha. Azra ne aankhain utha k mujhe dekha to us k aankho ki nami ne mujhe bht kuch bata diya. Mene ankho se usko tasalli di. Or us k seedhe hath ko mazbooti se thaam liya.
Us ne b mujh se hath churaya ki koshish naa ki. Hum log isi tarah baithe rahay. Sab ka intro hone k bad Mam ne syllabus k Baray me bataya or lesson plan k baray me bataya. Isi tarah ye period guzzar gya. Break se pehle 4 period hona thay or break k bad 2 period. Wakt guzarta gya or hum youn hi baithe rahay. Hamain ye b ehsas na hua k Azra or mein ek doosre ka hath pakar k baithe hain.
Hr class me intro hota or lesson plan bataya jata. Mene ye mehsoos kia k Azra ab bilkul confidence k sath apna nam batati hai. Uski larkharahat ab nahi thi. Aise hi wakt guzarta gya. Or agaya break time. Jaise hi bell hui. Senior classes ki 5 larkiyan hamari class me aa gaien or ab bari thi ragging ko.
Azra bht ghabraa gai.
Me: (Azra se) dekho pareshan matt ho. Kuch nahi hoga. Me hoon na tumhare sath.
Azra ne meri taraf dekh k sir hila diya.
Senior Class ki Girl ko me (SG) likhoo gi.
SG1: ( hanste huay) dekho bhai, hamare hath kitne murgay aey hain. Oooopppssss Sorry murghiyan. Hahahaha
Sab senior girls hansne lagien or humari class me sab ki bolti band thi.
SG5 or SG4 hamare class me round laga rahi thien or sab ko bht ghor se dekh rahi thien. SG5 jaise hamare pas aei Azra ne mere hath ko mazbooti se pakar liya.
SG5: ae kia naam hai tumhara.
Azra: gggg... Gggg... mmm... mein?
SG5: Haaan tu behn ki lori ( Senior girls hansne lagien)
Azra: G... Aaazzzzzzrrrrraaaaaa
SG5: hhhhmmmmm Azra. Naaam to achaa hai tera. Kahan se aei hai.
Azra: G. Uuuuu Kkkkkkkkk se
SG5: aray waaaahhhh... imported maaaal hai. Ye bata ab tak kitni bar chudi hai
Sath hi poori class ka kehkaa nikal gyaaa. Azra jaise ek bar phir ronay wali ho gai. Us ne koi jawab nahi diya. To SG5 ko gussa aa gya or us ne Azra ko thappar laga diya.
Ye dekh ker mujhse nahi raha gyaa or me b uth ker khari ho gai.
Mein: (gussay me) dekhiye miss. Apko ragging kerni hai to shoq se kijiye. Lekin hamain ap maarr nahi sakhtien. Warna me apki shikayat principal se ker doon gi.
SG5 ko ye sunn ker bht gussa aya. SG1 or SG2 b hamare pass aa gaein.
SG2: Achaaa to tu hamari shikayat principal se kare gi?
Me: Dekhiye mam. Mujhe kisi ki shikayat nahi kerni. Ap janti hain k ksi b tarah ka torture school or colleges me allow nahi hai. Agar ap majboor karain gi to me Principal se to kia Police me b apki complain ker sakti hoon. Jis se apka hi nuksan ho ga. Apko ragging kerni hai no problem kijiye ragging. Lekin maarr peet allow nahi hai. Ye sab jante hain.
Is per un k face expressions badal gaey. SG2 muskuratay huay.
SG2: Acha chal theek hai. Teri bat maaan lete hain. Chal pehle mujhe Apne Bra ka size bata
Me: (shock ho ker) Ggggg kiaaaa?
SG2: haaan tere doodh kitne baray hain ye poocha tujhse. Q itna sharma rahi hai. Hum sab larkiyan hi hain yahan. Chal jaldi bata warna me khud check keroon gi.
Me: (ahista se) 32C
SG2: kia bola? Ooncha bol. Class ki sab larkiyo ko sunao dena chahiye. Apna poora figure bata. Intro k sath k mera naaam ———— hai. Or mera Figure ——— hai.
Me: (Sharmatay huay oonchi awaz se ) Mera Naam Hira khan hai. Or mera Figure 32C-26-30 hai.
SG5: kia mazaydar figure hai. Dil kerta hai abhi isko bench pe litha k es k kapre utaroon or shuru ho jaoo. Hahahahahahaha...
Sabhi senior girls hansne lagein or class ki kuch larkiyan b shamil thien.
SG5: (Azra se) chal ab tu b bata meri bulbul. Tera kia Figure hai.
Azra: Gggg... Mmmeeerrrraaa Ffff... fffiiigggguuurreee 34D-30-36 hai.
SG3: Lagta hai ea ne UK me bht se Lund liye hain is liye itne qatil aaammm le k ghoom rahi hai. Hahahahaha
Poori class kehka laga k hansne lagi. SG1 ne sab ko chup kerwaya. Or isi tarah sab ko into dene ko kaha.
Ab halat ye thi k pehle her larki apna naam, father ka nam, apne marks bata rahi thi. Or ab apna nam, father ka nam or Figure bata rahi thi. Senior Girls ek ko bht enjoy ker rahi thien. Jab k jaise jaise intro agay barh raha tha. Hamari class ki larkiyan khamosh or ghabrai or sharaminda baithi thien. Q k aise intro kisi ne aj tak socha hi nahi tha.
Senior Girls ki ragging abhi jari rahay gi...
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