UPDATE 7
Mai usse lekar uper jaane laga
Prince - bhai woh ghusse mai samaan fhekh kar marti hai
Mai- ohhh teri ki chal aata huu tab tak jaa koi movie lekar aa acchi si
Sab vapas ghurani laage
Maa- beta akash esse joh bhi shikha raha hai shikhata reh beta
Akash - aapka beta phele sai bhaut kuch shikha hua hai abb woh sab bahar aa raha hai
Mausi jhaak kar - jawani futnai lagi
Mai enki baato par bolanai sai accha uper chala gaya
Gate ke pass jakar
Nock nock
Riya - kon hai
Mai toda gala saaf karte - ahh ha.. Didi mai
Riya - tum yaha kyu aaye jao yaha sai
Mai- kaise chala jaau bade dino baad toh apni didi sai mulakat hui hai
Riya - mulakat ho gayi naa abb jao
Mai- gate toh khol do bus todi der aap sai milani do phir mai yaha sai chala jaaunga
Riya - nahi
Mai -
" Etnai dur sai aaya hu kaya paas naa Bulaogi "
" Dur toh abhi tak the ab kaya phir dur ho Jaaogi "
" Bandese thodi si hi dur karo humare bich Ki "
" Ab kaya har ek galati ke liye maut ki saja Sunaogi "
Unhonai gate khola
Abb sai riya as didi
Mai - andar aa jaau
Didi - ab ghar mai ghus chuke ho abb kaya bacha hai
Mai - kuch nahi bus aapke ess chhote bhai ka dil toda kacha hai
Didi - uffff kyu kar rahe ho preshan
Mai - ek baar kaah loo mere haath sai toh saayd aaye sharir mai jaan
Didi - dekh dev batoo ko ghuamana aata hoga par mera dimag abhi kaharab hai
Mai andar jakar laat sai gate band kar diya
Mai - kam sai kam naam toh liya mera lagata aayega mere payaar kaa sailaab hai
Didi man mai - riya nahii kamzor kyu pad rahi hai yeh bus sabdo kaa jaal hai
Mai beth kar - aao didi yaha betho aaj ki sabji badi kamal hai
Didi - nahi khaani mujhe aur tum ho kaun mere
Yeh baat kya kar rahi hai
Mai - aapka pata nabi prince toh kehata hai bhai hai aap mere
Woh mere saamnai beth gayi
Didi - tujhe ghusaa kyu nahi raha hai
Mai unnki taraf ek niwala badha kar - kyuki aapke muh mai mere haatho sai niwala jaa raha hai
Unhonai phela niwala kaah liya
Aur mujhe dekhanai lagi
"Phela kahatam toh maine dusara khilaya "
"Par unko khaate dekh mere muh mai bhi paani aaya "
Mai - didi mujhe bhi khila doo
"Unnhonai ek niwala mujhe khilaya "
"Dono ke aakho mai khaare paani ek tukada saa aaya "
Aur asse hi kb plate saaf hui pta nhi chala
Mai utha aur bahar nikal gya
Yaha koi akele hoga toh usse naam sai hi likhunga warana aapko lagega ki jaise kisi ki man ki baat mai bata raha huuh
Riya apne man mai - riya tunne usse roaka kyu nahi aaj tak kabhi tera ghusaa etnai jaldi shant nahi hua hai
Tabhi unka phone baja
Rimi - kaya kar rahi ho janneman ( not lesbian )
Riya - chup kar bus abhi kahana khaya hai
Rimi - haaaiiiiiii............
Riya - kaya hua
Rimi - etnai jaldi aaj tunne kahana kaah liya
Riya - toh kaya hua kaah liya toh
Rimi - woh chhod yaar woh ladka kitana powerful tha naa kasam sai man kar raha uss apna boyguard bana kar uss ...sai....
Riya - chup kar kaya bodygurad woh koi awara nahi hai
Rimi - ek minute tujhe kaise pata
Riya man mai - agar maine esse bata diya ki woh mera bhai hai phir yeh uss sai baat chit karwani ko kehegi
Rimi - bol naa
Riya - mujhe abhi naa pata jab pata laga toh bata dungi
Rimi - yaar mai aaj bhagwan sai ek wish maang kar soo jaaungi ki woh humare college mai aa jaaye
Riya - yeh sab bate karnai ko phone kiya tunne
Rimi- nahi meri jaan woh notes lete aana
Riya - thik hai
Nicche jab aaya
Maa - kaya hua beta
Maa - kaya honna hai maa
Mausi - ussnai kaah liya
Mai- haa aur maine bhi sach mai bhaut tasty tha
Sunny - didi ke haath sai joh khaya hai
Mausi - kaya tuh bhi naa woh kisi ko naa khilati kabhi
Sunny has kar -
" Chaand taare sab mere bhai ke samnai pheke pad jaate hai "
" Pet bhar kaahye hue ko bhi apne haatho sai khila aate hai "
Mai sunny ke shir mai haath pherate hue - chal badamash
Sunny - mere bhagwan toh aap hi hoo abb caahe bhadmash kaho ya natakhat
Maa apne asshu poch kar - tum dono kabhi juda naa hona
Mai- hum dono ko alag kar sake asse diwal koi taswir naa hogi maa chal akash
Hum dono akar chat par bister laga kar beth gaye
Mai - yaar akash aaj alag saa din hai yaar
Akash - haa mere bhai enn kuch ghanto mai maine bhaut kuch dekh liya
Mai - yaar aage ki zindagi bus aase hi ho tum sabke saath gujar jaaye
Akash uper dekh kar usski aakho mai paani thaa - dekh woh joh taara hai woh meri maa hai
Meri aakho mai bhi aashu the kyuki ek dost ki khushi bhale naa ek dost samajh paaye par usska dard uperwaale sai aacha samajh sakata hai
Mai - haa bhai unka naam bhi toh taara hi tha
Akash apne asshu saaf karta hua - par maa bhaut kush hogi ki tuh aaj bhi mere saath hai
Mai - hamesha har pal jab tujhe cahye meri jaururat hoo ya naa
Akash - saale sab kahte hai ki jab jaurat ho tab mai tere saath huu
Mai usske seene par ungli rakahta hua - kyuki unnki dosti bus soch tak hoti par mai tere dimag mai nahi dil mai rehata huuh
Woh roo pada aur mere gaale lag gaya
Akash - bhai please mujhe mere bhai sai bhi mila dee mere bhai
Mai - yaar jab tunne woh galat kaam chhod diya hai woh bhi mil jaayenge chal ab so jaa
Woh late gaya aur pata naa kab soo gaya maine usse chadar udha diya
Aur diwal sai tek laga kar soch raha tha ki kaya mera yeh faisala thik hai yaha aane kaa aur pata nahi kab mai bhi soo gaya
Todi dher mai sidhiyo par koi uper aa raha ussnai ek jhalak mujhe dekha aur vapas niche chala gaya
Nock nock
Gate khula
Riya aakh malati hui - sunny tuh yaha kar raha hai sooya nahi abhi
Sunny - didi koi chadar hai toh de doo
Riya andar gayi aur bister sai chadar usse de di
Woh chadar lekar upper ki taraf chal pada
Riya man mai - yeh uper kaha jaa raha hai
Riya andar gayi ek halaka saa koi kapada phen liya jis sai toda usske haath aur pet dhak jaaye aaj pata nahi achanak hi mausuam etna sard ho gaya tha
Woh bhi thodi der mai uper aayi ki aakhir dekh sake baat kaya hai
Ussnai dekha toh woh dekhati reh gayi
Sunny bhi diwal sai tek laga hua mere khande par shir rakh kar soo gaya tha aur dono ke upper chadar thi
Riya waha jada der khadi nahi reh paayi aur niche aayi aur shide apne bhai prince ke room mai gayi woh hai hi aisa gate khol kar behdhal soo jata hai
Waha jakar usnai uska shir apni goad mai rakaha aur kuch sochani lagi pata nahi kaya par haa usko sochate hue woh soo gayi
