UPDATE 9
Aasish - kaya be aaj apni item ke bina aa gaya pichali baar kaa jala bhula nahi dono
Mai - ate bhai aise kaise baate karna sikha hai tumnai school se
Ritik - tuh kon be enka bodygurad hai kaya
Sunny aur prince mujhe kas ke pakad lete hai
Mai - acah toh tuh hai jisnai enke saath woh sab kiya hai
Ritik aur baaki sab uth gaye meri tone sun ke
Deepak chilla ke - abe tuh ritik bhai sai aise baat karega
Gaurav - hai kon tuh saale
Mai - sunny prince jakar waha bench pe betho
Ritik - pakado pe enn dono ko eski halat abhi sahi karate hai
Maine aage aaye gaurav ka coller pakada aur piche dhaka diya
Aur woh dono jakar waha beth gaye
Ritik - saale tuh bahut hero ban raha lagata heropanti nikal dunga teri
Mai usko piche phek ke - matalab tuh kudh ko villan samajhata hai kaya joh mujhe bol raha aur mai hero nahi bhai hu bhai
Ritik - toh bhaigiri yaha keval hum karate hai kisi aur ko naa karne dete hai
Mai apne shirt sahi ki - acha toh baat yeh hai aaj ke baat tum woh bhi nahi kar paaoge
Saale meri taraf bhaage do sai bach ke mai side mai hua toh gaurav nai mere kandhe pe laat maari
Mai side mai gira aur gire hue aasish ke ke taang pe laat maari aur usnai haath teka maine ek laat usske muh pe maari woh piche jata hua gira aur uska shir ek gamale sai laga aur woh apni aakhe band kar liya sayad behosh ho gaya
Mai jaise kadha hua piche sai deepak nai mere pith pe ek gamala dekar mara
Maine usske muh ki taraf kuhani maari woh side hua aur meri kuhani
Ritik ko lagi aur uska muh khula aur uska daant tut ke Gaurav ke aakh mai lagi
Ritik chillata hua piche hua sab usske taraf bhaage
Gaurav apni aakhe pakadata hua - bhai bhai
Deepak meri tarf dekh - tuh pagal hai kya eske bhai dad sabki waat laga denge
Mak vapas shirt sahi ki - chal jaa esko lekar warana aur bhaut waat lagegi sabko aur haa enke ass paas bhi aaye toh agali baar sab tutega
Sunny aur prince mere pass aaye
Mai - kaya hua abb yeh kuch naa kehange tum dono ko
Prince - woh nahi bhai aapko chot lagi hai
Mai - are nahi kuch nahi hua
Sunny piche dekh ke - nahi bhai shirt fat gayi hai piche sai aapki aur thodi se muh pe chot bhi
Mai - yaar ladayi mai kaha pata chalata kha kaya ho raha hai
Prince - bhai aise kaise ladate ho chot lag jaati hai
Sunny - abe yaha koi jaduyi insaan thodi hai bach jayenge chhot sai
Mai - chalo ab jaao mai bhi chalata hu ghar pe akash samajh gay hoga mai lad ke aaunga
Sunny hasa aur dono chale gaye
Prince sunny se - yaar enhe kaise pata akash bhai ko pata chal gya hoga
Sunny - abe enki dosti hai hi aisi
Prince haath sunny ke kandhe pe rakh ke - hum bhi aisi hi dost nahi bhai banege
Edhar mai bike lekar sidha gahr hi aaya aur kaha jaunga
Riya Didi nai gate khola aur ekdum jaiss unke face pe pasina saa aaya hua tha
Mai toh ghabara saa gaya yeha kaya ho gaya
Mai unhe pakad ke andar le gaya bethaya
Mausi mujhe dekh - are dev yeh kapde kaise fat gaye
Woh sab chhodo paani laao jaldi
Maa - esko kaya hua ekdum sai
Mai didi ko betha ke - cool cool didi kuch nahi hua sab thik hai
Mausi nai paaji diya maine unnhe apne haath sai paani pilaya phir unhonai mujhe dekha
Riya - yeh sab kaya hai dev
Meri saas mai saas aayi - kuch nahi bus aap aise ekdum sai kaise dar si gayi
Riya - kuch nahi bus aise hi thakan si ho rahi hai mujhe
Maine ekdum sai unhe goad mai uthaya aur upper le jane laga
Mai - mausi kuch thanda sarbat wagera bana do aur laao upper
Akash - jaa kaha raha hai
Mai - enhe room mai litane akki dr ko le aa naa yaar
Aakash uth ke - haa jata hu
Riya niche ki taraf dekh ke - kaya nahi kahi mat jao bhai mai thik aap log bhi kaam kare thoda rest karti thik ho jaungi
Mai unko lekar room mai lejakr lita diya
Mai utha - didi mai jata dekhata mausi ko kitna time lagega
Didi nai mera haath pakada
Riya - nahi yeh raho thodi der bus thik hu mai
Mai wahi beth gaya
Mai - kaya hua aapko ekdum sai
Riya - tumhe aise dekh ke ekdum sai dum saa ukhad gaya jaise tumhe kho diya hai maine
Mai matha pakad ke - are baba bus sunny prince ko tang karne waalo sai lada toh yeh sab hua aap bhi naa meri jaan nikal dogi aise toh
Riya - please dev aisa mat keh ess behan nai bhai bhale dekha apna par ek bhai mai joh kasish aur payar hai woh nahi dekhi thi
Mai unke maathe ko chua -
" Aapko chhod ke mera koi chhod ke jane ka irada nahi "
" Aapka payaar jitna hai meri behan sayad mera uss sai jada nahi "
Riya uth ke bethi jaati hai
Riya - acha thik yeh chhot pe kuch laga le aur shirt badal le
Woh uthi bed sai aur bahar chali gayi
Mai bus dekhata raha yeh kon si takat mil gayi ekdum sai yaar
Woh niche gayi aur mai unke piche jakar niche beth gaya akash ke pass
Maa - are yeh kaise bagane lagi ekdum sai
Mai kandha uchaka ke - mujhe kaya pata
udhar mausi aur riya kuch baat kar rahi thi
Akash - chal tayar rehana college jana hai
Mai - kaya par ekdum aaj hi
Akash - haa maine saare papers aunty se liye kuch din pehel aur sab yaha jama kar diye the toh aaj jana jaruri hai aaj naya semester bhi chalu hua toh sahi naa
Mujhe same waisa hi dar saa hua jaise abhi riya didi ko hua par thik hai mai normal bhi ho gaya
Didi mere aage sarbat kar ke - chalo pi jao aur mai dress lekar aati hu
Maine sarbat liya aur baaki logo nai bhi
Mai - maa pitaji kaha hai
Maa - woh kuch saman lena tha khet ke liye wahi lene gaye hai
Mai sarbat pite hue - acha thik hai
Thodi der mai woh koi dress niche aayi aur gate ki taraf gayi kisi sai baat karate hue
Aur gate khula kuch liya unhonai aur phir mere pass akar beth gayi
Mai - yeh kaya hak packet mai
Riya - are dress manwayi thi tere liye wahi lekar aayi thi meri ek friend
Mai - toh use andar bula leti naa thanks bol deta
Riya didi - tuh jada frank naa ho mei kisi friends sai teri baat nahi karwane waali abhi aya aur gf bf mai lag jaayega humara kaya hoga bhai ....uuuuummm
Mai unke muh pe haath rakh ke - bus bus par yeh dress kyu
