UPDATE 12 (MEGA)
Mai - sorry yaar mera dhyan kahi aur tha
Rohit - are bhai thik par jal gaya meri naak
Akash - abe bhabhi aayi hai toh thoda jal jaye toh kaya huaa
Sab - kaya kaisi bhabhi
Akash - shii chup karo be aur dhyaan sai sune apne yeh hero aya bhi samane joh bethi hai naa pari uski hi wajah sai
Priya has ke - off foo apna pata pehele hi kat ..
Mai bhi has pada aur baaki sab bhi
Mai - yaar mujhe nahi laga tha aap log jaise log mil jayenge abb toh padhyai aram sai ho jaayegi
Harsh hash ke - par bhai jaisi aapki harkate hai lagata nahi hum yaa koi aur college mai aapko dikkat de paayega
Mai piche haath shir pe rakahta hua - kaisi baat kar rahe yaar aisa kuch naa hai
Maine pari ji ki taraf dekha aur usnai meri tarf dekha aur jaise hi aakhe mili humnai niche ki taraf dekha
Thoda time aur bita baato mai aur pata nahi chala kab agele lecture kaa time ho gaya
Maine jeb sai pen nikal ke
Same sai ek paper lekar uss par kuch likha
Aur jaate hue sabke saath pari ji ki table woh paper rakha
Aur mud ke dekha toh Snehal ji nai woh paper utha liya
Snehal - lo lagata hai aapke hero ji kaa payar ka pehala khat aa gaya hai
Pari paper lekar - chal de yaha tere kaam kaa nahi hai kuch ess mai..
Pari nai woh khat likha aur uss mai likha tha
"Chand dekha din mai humnai din bhi raat ban gayi .."
""Kuch aakhe aisi mili jaise humari koi baat ban gayi ...""
Aap sai milane ke baad mere saath jaise koi miracal ho gaya ho .....
Pari Padh ke hasi aur paper ko fold karke rakh liyaa
uske baad classes hui normal hi ek din mai mere liye bhi yeh bhaut tha aur kuch naa ho yehi acha hai ....
Aur sabka college kahtam hua aur hum aaye ghar akash bhi apne room pe chala gaya yaha sehar mai bhi uska ek ghar tha par mere liye yaha family ke pass better thaa
Gahr aaya toh maa aur pitaji waha sai jaa chuke the achanak sai mujhe pura khali pan sai laga ki mere kandhe pe haath rakha mausi nai
Mausi - are beta samajh rahi hu didi sai jada dur raha nahi hai tuh toh thoda din lagega par hum log haina
Mai - thik hai mausi ji kaafi thaka hu mai
Mausi - chalo khana kaah ke soo jana
Sab Kaafi thake hue the toh hum sab bhi khana kaah kar so gaye the
Aaj mujhe ek room de diya gaya tha apna
Maine bed ko khidaki ke paas laga liya tha halaki sujan ki vajagh sai riya didi nai jada madad ki par haa set ho gaya tha bus sone laayak baki kaa kal karnai ki soch kar late gaya tha khidaki sai chaand ekdum saaf nazar aa raha tha
Asmaan kaa nila pan mujhe bahut acha lag raha tha aaj
Udhar bhi yehi haal pari kaa tha woh bhi naa jane kyu aaj balcony mai jhule par bethi chand ko dekh rahi thi
Mai chand ko dekh raha tha par mujhe uss mai pari ji dikhayi de rahi thi aur ussko dekh kar mai chup nahi reh pata huuh
""Aakhir kyu mai tumhe dekkhanai ko tarasa jata huh ""
"Chaand ko bhi dekhata huuh par uss mei bhi tumko pata huh"
"Sone ko aakhe hoti hi jaise tumhare paas kudh ko pata huuh ""
Yeh bol kar mai chaand ki taraf haath karata huuh jaise usse chu luu
Edhar pari edhar udhar dekhani lagati hai aur sochati hai
"" Aaj hawaiye bhi lagati hai jaise mujhe chu kar jaa rahi ""
"" Nata nahi hai kuch tumsai mera phir tumhari kyu yaad aa rahi ""
Yeh bolate hue woh apne haath mai rakhi takiye ko side mai rakh kar aur copy ko apne seene sai laga kar uss par late jaati hai
Aur kuch hi palo mi usse need aa jati hai
Aur usske haath sai woh copy gir jaati hai jismai uss nai paper rakaha tha
Edhar mai bhi yaad mai khoya hua soo gaya aur wahi din mere sapani mai tha jab mai pari ke sath betha tha pani mai pair daale
Raat bhi badi hi azzeb hai din jab khul ko jine ko hota hai tab yeh shaam ban kar hume apne gharo mai jane ko kehati hai aur jab hum apne sapano ko jina cahate hai toh yeh kudh din ki tarf bhaag kar subah kara deti hai
Sach kahu toh aaj nafart si hoti hai ess raat sai jisnai meri payari pari ke hatho ko mere haath mai rakah hue sapand ko khatam kar diya
Mausi - uth jaa beta subah hoo gayi
Mai jabhayi leta hua uthata huu- maa aaj kal yeh raat badi jaldi khatam ho jati hai
Mausi- are waah kisnai sapne mai dubra hai aur mai maa nahi mausi hu
Mai - par baat bikul maa jaisi karti ho aap
Mausi - jaa jaldi naha lee warana abhi riya aa gayi toh tuh gaya kaam sai
Mai - nahi mausi ji nahi ghusse mai woh pagal ho jaati hai
Yeh bolata hua mai nahanai chala gaya aur tayaar ho gaya yeh college ki dress bikul aati mujhe kaya naap ke laayi hai didi
Sunny - kaya baat hai bhaiya aaj toh kehar dhaaoge lagata hai
Mai - kaya bola
Sunny dar ke - kuch nahi bus aiss hi
Mai - padhayi par dhyaan de enn sab baato mai naa pad
Sunny - sorry bhaiya
Mai usski shakal dekh kar hasi naa roak paya aur has pada tezz sai
Woh mujhe marnai laga
Mai- bus kar tere haath bhaut bahari hai aur mai bhai huuh tera dada ji nahi joh aise muh gira liya
Sunny - toh aaj bhabhi mil jaayegi
Mai - bhagata hai yaa nahi
Usske baad sab nasata karnai laage
Mausi- abhi sai kyu tayar ho gaya hai tuh abhi toh 7 hi beje hai
Mai - college jana hai naa
Didi - aye budhu kahi ke tab bhi bhaut time hai abhi
Mai- mujhe kaya pata
Didi - acha mom aap nikal rahi ho en ko lekar school aur dad aap office
Mausi /mausa - haa kah kar uthate hai aur prince sunny ko lekar nikate hue
Mausi - aaj mujhe late hoga toh ghum lena thoda sehar
Didi - maa hum dono jaye kaise
Mausi - aaj taxi sai chale jana
Tabhi samnai sai akash chabhi ghumata hua aata hai
Akash - koi jarurat nahi hai taxi ke mai huu naa
Mai utha aur usske gale laga kar - kaisa hai
Akash - mast
Mai - nasata kar lee
Akash - naa kar ke aaya huu
Mai- kaha naa beth
Mai- joh hukum sarkar
Phir nasata kar ke woh mujhe bahar le gaya
Akash - yeh le tere liye bike
Mai- yaar yeh kyu bhai
Akash - yaar tuh kabhi birthaday gift leta nahi toh socha city kaa welcome gift de duuh
Mai- asa kar tuh esse chala mai teri chala lunga bhai
Akash - hoga phelwan apne ghar par mujhsai paga naa lena samajha fod dunga chup chaap chabhi pakad aur chal ghumani
Piche sai
Didi - wow akash new bike kaya baat hai
Akash - meri nahi dev ki hai essnai kaha tha kal ki yaar mausi ko kaya preshan karu didi ko mai apne saath le aaya karunga aur esnai order de diya maine aaj bike laa di paise bhi de diye hai ess nai papar work bhi ho gaya hai
Didi - aram sai aram sai etna fast hua kaya
Akash - woh baat bata di maine naa puri
Yeh bhi naa yeh soch raha tha ki mai bol dunga yeh essnai di
Maine chabhi lagayi aur start ki bike aur akash apni bike start
Didi - mai bhi beth jaau
Mai - puchana kaya hai betho
Hum nikale ride par lock laga ke abb long drive toh keh nahi sakate meri koi gf toh nahi saath mai
Mai - kaha chalana hai akash
Akash - chal ek jagah le chalata huu badi mast hai
Maine roak di bike aur - chaloo phir beg le aate hai wahi sai college chalenge
Phir humnai aisa hi kiya lock wapas khola aur bags liye
Aur akash hume lekar phucha ek aachi sai park type jagah par jaha bhaut si muratiya bani hui thi
Mai- yeh kon si jagah hai
Didi - yeh puranai khandharo mai sai ek hai jise park bana kar sajaya gaya hai toda nahi gaya yeh kabhi ek kila hua karata tha
Mai- acha bhaut hi sunder hai sab
Picch sai awwaz aayi - tere saath waali bhi ati sunder hai
Mai - kon hai be tuh aur kaya bola tune
Ladaka - aare riya tune bataya nahi ki hum kon hai suna hai tera koi so called bhai aaya hai yehi hai kaya woh
Akash - abe chale jaao kyu bina baat ke pitana cahata hai
Abb ess gang ke intro par aate hai
Leader - ketan kumar
Palatan mai hai
Chinna
Bola
Naman
Lotiya
Ketan - chup be jamidaar ki aulaad
Mai - dekho bhai log aap joh bhi aap meri didi aur bhai sai batamizi naa karo
Ketan - bosi….d…..aahhhhhahhhhahah
Mai- mai gaali naa deta huu naa sunata hu haa par yeh naa samajhana ki samajhata nahi mai
Chinna - teri toh
Woh mere uper kudani wala mai niche jhuka aur side sai usska bhi toad dala
Woh 10 feet dur jakar gira
Lotiya - saale teri sagi bhen todi hai joh asise mara dono ko
Mai - behan behan hoti samjha sagi ho yaa parayi
Lotiya - par tuh ess ke liye apni maut ko apne pass bula raha hai
Akash - eske mama ke ladake ko phele hi fod chuka hai yeh samajha
Naman - tunne tunne bare bhai ko mara aur chhote bhai ko bhi
Mai - aab enhe lekar jayega ya ladayi karega tuhh
Tabhi piche mere kadndhe par naa jane kaha sai kuch nukeli si chiz lagi aur mere saamnai joh bola kahada tha woh gir pada
Akash mujhe chinai laga - chal nikal dev yaha sai jaldi nikal
Mai ussko saath didi ko lekar bike sai nikal pada
Didi mere piche bethi hui apne dupatte ko faad kar mere haath par bhadhani lagi kyuki mujhe ek goli chukar gayi aur shidhe bhola ki shir mai lagi par uss goli ke ghaaw sai mera kandha par mai samjha nahi ki aakhir woh goli thi kis ke liye kaya log etni si baat par goli marnai lage hai aaj kal
‘’Abb toh lagata hai zina hi muskil ho gaya hai maut toh waise hi badanam hai ‘’
Didi roote hue - maine kaha tha tuh jada naa pad en sab mai kyu pada tuuh dekha naa anzaam
Mai- toh kaya koi meri bhen ki ezzat apni jaban sai uchalata rahe aur mai chup chhap yeh dekhu ki kahi usske haath meri bhen ke badan toh naa aa rahe hai
Didi bhaare hue gaale sai tezz sai - dev.....vvvvv.
Mai - aap kyu roo rahi ho mara woh hai mai zinda huuh bus
Didi - dekh nahi raha tera kitana khoon nikal raha hai
Mai- aap mujhe ghar pahuchne doo phir baat krenge
Didi roti rahi aur hum dono jaldi sai jaldi ghar phuchnai ke chakar mai bhaut tezz jaa rahe the
Saayad essmai mere khoon ki bunde didi ke uper chali gayi hogi
Hum ghar phuche aur jaldi sai utare aur andar jaane lage par didi waha sai hil nahi
Mai unke pass jaakr unhe hilata huuh - didi didi chaloo jaldi andar
Didi - huuuuhh haa
Akash - lagata hai enhe jada shock lag gaya hai enke face par yeh khoon kaha sai aaya
Mai - chhod naa
Mai didi oo goad mai uthaya aur andar le jakar gate band kar diya
Maa mujhe dekhate hi kadhi hoo gayi
Maa - kaya hua riya ko beta aur yeh khoon
Mai - maa aap yaha kaise aap toh chali gayi
Maa - nahi kuch kaam sai ruke the ek jagah
Akash - kuch nahi aunty bus
Mai- nahi maa kuch log joh saayd didi ko phele preshan karte hoo aaj bhi kar rahe the toh maine unhe maar diya aur kisi nai mujhe goli maar di par chukar nikal gayi
Maa - chal esse niche uatar aur apni shirt utar de
Maine waise hi kiya aur maa jakar garam tel lekar aayi bhaut jada garam aur mere kandhe par daal diya mere kadhe par sai dhua nikalnai laga
Akash - aunty yeh kaya kiya
Maa - masi aapko kaya ho gaya hai
Maa - aare kuch nahi yeh thik hoo jayega aur tuh dev beta yeh duniya uss duniya sai alag hai joh jite aaye hai yaha kab kon maar ke chala jayega pata naa cahalega beta dhyan rakhana aage sai
Mai - aap toh janati hoo maa ghusse mai kar jata hu kuch jada
Didi - masi aap etna saanti sai kaise samjha rahi hoo esse goli lagi thi
Mai- chukar gayi thi lagi nahi
Maa mere kandhe par haldi lagate hue - riya tum jaao pani sai muh doh loo khoon esske share sai jada tumhare laga hua hai
Mai - haa jaldi dress pehan loo college jana hai meri dusri shirt bhi leti aana
