UPDATE -14 (MAHA MEGA)
Mausi - aa gaye tum dono jaao muh haath dhokar aa jaoo
Mai jakar apni maa ke pass beth jaata huuh
Maa- arre beta tuh niche kyu beth gaya hai
Mai - kyu meri maa nicche bethi hai toh mai kyu kursi par bethu
Maa - chal aa jaa kar le apne man ki
Mai aram sai apni kamar ko jamin ke sahaare lagate hue late kar apni maa ki goad mai shir rakh leta jata hu
Maa mere shir ko sehalani lagati hai
Mai - maa tumhari goad mai kitana shukun hai
Maa mere baalo mai ungli ghumati hui - haa tujhe pata naa kaya milata hai dekh tere bhai ko use kuch naa nazar aata hai
Mai-
"Woh kaya jane kaya hai maa ki goad hai ek khazana"
"Abb hai woh uss sai dur usko bharana hoga eska harzana"
Mausi ek tak hum dono dekh rahi aur baaki log bhi
Sunny meri baat sun kr mere seene par shir rakh late jata hai
Sunny - bhaiya aap maa kaa sara payaar le loo kyuki woh toh chali jayengi chhod kar kabhi naa kabhi par aap kahi naa zana
Maa - abhi sai mujhe maranai ki tayari karnai lage
Mai maa ko dekh kar unke aakho mai asshu the saayad sunny aur mere payar ko dekh kar the - kaya maa aap bhi kaya pata mai hi chala jau aap sai phele dekho aaj goli bhi chukar chali gayi naa
Maa mera muh band kar ke - naa dev naa tujhe toh meri bhi umar lag jaaye mere laal
Mai maa kaa haath hata kar - didi jao aap humara aise hi rehata hai maa ke bina hume chain nahi hai kahi
Maa - kal kiske khyaalo mei soo gaya tha
Mai - maa chedo mat aap
Sunny - pari bhabhi thi naa bhaiya
Pari kaa naam sunate hi didi waha sai tezzi sai chali jati hai
Mausi - arre sunny beta yeh pari bhabhi kon hai
Mai - koi nahi mausi ji pagal hai yeh
Sunny - nahi mausi ji woh naa bhaut khoobsurat hai bhaut jada
Prince - didi sai bhi jada kaya
Sunny - haa
Mai- chup kar pagal kahi kaa
Mausi - uske upar ghussa kya ho raha hai usne kya kar diya hai
Mai - kyu na Ho gussa faltu Ki Baatein Jo kar raha hai Har Kisi Ko compare karna zaroori hai yeah apni family hai Samjha
Maa- bas kar Dev ab kya rulayega Sunny ko
Mai - aaj khane mein kya Bana Hai bahut Jor Ki bhukh Lagi Hui
Mausi - dal sabji Roti hai aur bhindi ki sabji
Sunny - wow mausiji aap ko kaise Pata bhaiya ko bhindi ki sabji bahut pasand hai
Mausiji - Mujhe Kaise Pata chalega Mujhe to Riya ne bataya tha
Upar room ke andar Riya mirror Ke Samne Baithi thi aur bol Padi Abhi To Mein Apne bhai ko sahi se Jana Bhi Nahi Kahiye Pari usko Mujhse Cheen naa le
Par Aakhir Dev ko Aise kyu dekh rahi thi woh hai Bade baap ki ladki usse Mere Dev Se Kya Kaam aaj raat to dev sai Sab pata kar lungi
Maa - Prince jakar dekh Upar kya kar rahi hai abhi tak
Mein khada hota huye -ruko main Upar Ja Raha Hoon Main Dekh leta Hoon thoda fresh Bhi Hota Hoon
Main Apni Dhun Mein Upar aaa
Maine didi ka room bajaya - didi kya kar rahe ho aap niche chalo khana khana hai
Didi - Gate khula hai aa Jao andar main Jaise hi andar pucha
Mai - oh sorry sorry didi aap ko batana chahiye na Apne Bal ko Khol Rakha Hai
Didi - kya hua isme kya baat hai
Main niche Dekhta hua - Nahi Maa kehti hai Kisi Ladki Ko Bheege Hue kapde aur Khule Gile Balo mein dekhna shobha nahi deta aap To Meri behan Ho Badi behan To Phir mai aap ko aise kaise dekh sakta Hoon Main baad mein Aata Hoon Itna bol Kar Main Wahan Se Apne room Mein Chala Gaya
Didi Man Mein - Yeh To ekdum hai alag Duniya Se lagta hai
Apne room Mein Aaya aur Saman idhar udhar Karne Laga waise Kehne wale Sahi kehte hain Khule Balo mein ladkiya Kafi Sundar Lagti Hai Jaise ki didi bhi lag rahi thi
Udhar pari
Pari - mom aaj mera khaane kaa mood nahi hai
Pari mom - kyu beta kaya hua hai aisa
Pari - nahi mom bus man nahi kr raha hai
Pdad - are kyu toh bata pari aisa kaya hua hai
Manoj - jane do naa dad man nahi hoga uska
Pari apne room mai akkar bed par late jaati hai
Pari apna phone nikal kar gallery kholati hai aur ek pic ko open kar leti hai
Pari - kaya hai tum mai aisa joh mai bechain huuh
Yaad toh asse aate ho jasse tumhari rago mai flow karne waal khoon hu
Kyu nahi milate do pal tum akele kaya mai bhi tumhara junoon huuh
Tabhi uska phone baj utha
Pari - haa hello
Snehal - aur kaya haal hai meri pariyo ki rani
Pari - bol toh asse rahi hai jaise kisi ko har pal hai meri yaad aani
Snehal - are kaya baat unka ashar tere par aa gaya hai
Pari- kinka pagal kahi ki
Snehal- wahi jinki aakho mai noor hai aur body mai takkat bharpur hai
Pari- lagata hai tujhe hi payaar ho gaya hai dev ji sai
Snehal - arre humari kismat kaha aisi unki narzare toh bus tum par lagi rehati hai
Pari- kuch bhi matalb joh man aaye bole jaa aisa kuch nahi hai
Snehal - jab dekhati jab class mai jaate hue mud kar dekaha tha
Pari - yaar ek kaam kar degi mera please
Snehal - kaya kaha tunmne jara dubara bol
Pari- bol karegi yaa naa
Snehal - tune aaj tak kisi kaam ko kaha nahi ess liye shock thi bol kaya kaam hai
Pari - mujhe dev sai abhi baat karani hai
Snehal - kaya kaise mai kaya karu esmai
Pari - tuh usske document sai number nikal naa
Snehal - pakka naa agar kuch hua toh
Pari- tuh kar naa sanju sai keh dungi yaa bhai sai woh sambhal lenge
Snehal - thik hai dekhati huuh papa ki office ki keys milli toh
Pari - I love you snehal mai tera yeh ahas..
Snehal bich mai - jada boli toh shir foad dungi
Aur phone cut ho jaata hai pari wait karti 30 min tak phir call karti hai woh nahi uthati hai
Pari lagataar call kiye jaa rahi thi
Aur yeh karte karte woh kab soo gayi usse pata hi nahi aur pata nahi snehal ko kaya hua tha woh phone nahi utha rahi thi
Phir raat ke 10 beje pari kaa phone baja woh hichak kar uth gayi
Pari - awwwwah haa kha reh gayi thi phone kyu nhi utaha rahi thi
Snehal - yaar tera hi toh kaam kar rahi thi mil gaya tha number bus dad nai dinner ke liye baitha diya
Likh le 85********
Pari nai number dial kiya
Pehali baar mai kisi nai phone nahi uthaya
Dubara try kiya pari nai
Pari - haa hello mai pari bol rahi huuh
Akash - pari yeh naya number tujhe kaha sai mil gaya hai
Pari - akash tuh tere pass hai kaya unka phone
Akash - kianka acha usska naam dev hai jaanti nahi kaya
Pari - haa dev ji kaa phone tumhare pass kaya kar raha hai
Akash man mai - woh haramkhor toh phone sai chidata hai esse agar kaha ki yeh dev kaa nahi toh woh toh esska number kabhi nahi lene waala
Pari - akash kaya baat kara sakata hai dev ji sai meri
Akash bhar ki taraf nikalani wala hota hai
Kaveri - kaha chal diya abb raat mai
Kaveri ji akash ki dusari mom hai
Akash - aata huuh maa bus kuch kaam hai college ka
Pari - kaya hua akash
Akash - aare ruk naa pari tuh toh aise tadapi jaa jaise abhi uss sai shaadi karnai waali hai
Pari hakalate hue - nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai bus kuch baat the
Akash bike start kar ke nikal padata hai - aur bata pari kaisi hai bus todhi dher mai baat karata huuh
Pari - kuch nahi yaar kahana kahane kaa man hua nahi socha dev sai baat kar loo aur kuch jada naa sochana bus as a friends
Akash - ohhh dev ji sai dev aur as a friends jaise hum naa
Pari - nahi ohh haa off course
Akash kuch bola
Pari - kaya kaha
Akash bike slow kar ke - arre baba bike par huuh mai dev ke ghar jaa raha huu
Pari - kaya tuh pagal hai aisi bhi koi baat nahi thi ki raat mai tuh sach mai pagal hai
Akash - abhi mera pagal pan dekha mere bhai kaa dekhegi toh pagal ho jayegi tuh
Pata nahi akash kitani tezz chala kar pahuch gaya dev ke ghar ohh sorry mere ghar ohh foo meri mausi ke ghar aacha hai didi nahi likhate hue saath warana tere mere chakaar mai ab tak pit deti
Abb aage
Akash nock karata hai gate maa gate kholati hai
Maa - beta akash etnai raat mai
Akash - baad mai dev kaha dev kaha hai
Maa - upper hai jaa
Akash bhagata hua shidhiya chadata hai aur mere room mai ghustate hue - dev yaar apna phone apne pass rakaha kar tere friends sai mai kaya baat karu
Yeh bol kar woh muh par ungli rakh kar chup rahanai ko karte hai
Akash phone par - haa pari lee kar lee dev sai baat
Sunny prince ke kaan mai - chal beta yaha sai meri bhabhi kaa phone aa gaya
Aur dono bhaag jaate hai
Akash mujhe phone dekar bahar jane wala hota hai mai usske khich kar apne paas betha leta huuh aur uth kar gate band karata huuh phir vapas beth jaata huuh
Mai - haa hello
Pari - haa hello good morning dev ji
Pari apni jeeb nikal kar apne shir haath marati hai
Mai - good morning pari ji
Akash man mai - dono pagal hai bhagwan jane mai kinka chacha banunga
Mai akash sai eshare mai - yaar kaya baat karu
Ussnai kuch bola mujhe laga gaali di uss nai
Pari - soory my mistake galati sai nikal gaya
Mai - aare nahi mai bhi pagal huuh mai same bol pada
Pari apne haath mai apne chaadaar ke aakhire hisse ko ungli mai mod leti hai - kaya kar rahe hoo aap abhi
Mai - kuch nahi aka…(akash nai mera muh band kar diya aur mere kaan mai saale suhagraat mai yeh boleye mai akash ke saath huuh chup chaap baat kar mai chala bahar )
Maine uska haath pakad betha liya
Pari todha socha kar - kaya apaka man nahi hai abhi baat karnai ka
Abe yaar yeh toh naraz ho gayi
Mai - aap aise naa ho jaaya karo pal pal mai naraz
Kudh ke baad bus aap par karana hai abb vishwaas
Pari has padati hai
Akash eshare sai kahta hai kaya mast hai
Pari - waise aap yeh sab kaha sai shikhate ho
Mai - ji bus aapko dekh kar nikal jaata hai
Pari khilkhila padati aur takhiye ko apne senne mai daba leti hai - accha ji
Mai - aare aap kuch galat naa samajhana
Pari -aur samajh liya toh
Mai - toh kaya toh mai..
Pari - toh aap kuch sunna do
Mai- kaya aapko sach mai accha lagata matalb pasand aata hai
Pari - yaa I love u mean I am sorry I love your shayari
Mai - mujhe toh lagata hai bus esse hi bolata huuh pata nai
Pari bich - koi aur baat nahi ek aur abhi please
Mai - thik hai aap kahati hoo toh
Mai -
“aaj kaa din thaa bechani bhara raat mai hai bada shukoon’’
‘’Dil ko abb pata nahi kis chiz kaa hai junoon’’
Pari - dil ko todha ruk jaane ko keh dijiye naa mere hujoor
Mai -
Phir aap naa kehana uss rab sai kyu chin liya hum ko aapsai aapka kaya tha kasoor
Pari - aap
Ttttuuuuu ttttuuuu..
Phone kat gaya
Mai - oye akash yeh cut gaya bhai
Akash - toh mila lee tuh vapas
Tabhi bell baji maine uthaya
Pari - I am soo soo sorry woh mom aagayi thi
Mai - koi nahi aap kuch kah rahi thi
Pari- mai keh rahi thi hume bhi kuch shikha dijiye naa
Mai - mai mai kaya shikhaunga aapko
Pari - joh aapka man kare
Mai - mai toh janwaro sai baate karana janta huuh kaya woh shikhenge aap
Akash man mai - aee mere bhagwan essko etana bada dil diya etna bada takatwar body diya kam sai kam dimag thoda bada dete
Pari - kaya sach mai aap baat kar lete hoo
Mai - haa mai unbsabke saath raha huuh naa jada
Pari - tabhi aapka dil etna saaf hai naa koi ber naa koi galat soch
Mai has kar - aap bhi kuch bhi bol rahi hai
Pari - nahi sahi keh rahi huu aaj tak aap jaisa koi nahi mila jis sai baat kar aisa laga ho ki woh bus mujhsai baat karana cahata hai naa ki uss pari sai joh sundar hai jisnai beauty comption jite hai hai yaah woh ek caroro ki mallkin hai
Mai - nahi mai aisa nahi huuh sach kaho toh mai sochata huuh paisa utana ho ki mai apni family ke saath beth kar chain sai kaah aur ji saaku
Aur phir pata hi naa cahala mai kaya kaya bata gaya pari ko apni maa pitaji sunny ke baare mai woh apne dad mom aur ghar waalo ke baare mai batani lagi
Akash soo gaya gaya tha mai usske baal sehala joh raha tha jaise kabhi kabhi sunny ke sehala deta huuh
Pari - kaya aapko need aa rahi mera toh man kar raha hai ki apni baat kahatam hi naa ho
Mai - haa aapki mitthi awwaz toh mere diamg ko jaise kisi dusri duniya mai lee jaa rahi hai
Pari - aap toh ess duniya mai hi nai milate
Mai - aare aapko ghussa kyu aa gaya
Pari - pata hai maine aapka paper padha toh kaya aapko usska jawab nahi cahiye tha boliye
Mai kaya bolo samajh mai nahi aa raha woh etnai payaar sai bol joh rahi thi
Pari- boliye naa
Mai - woh didi ki wajah sai nahi mil paya
Pari - etna bhi time naa mila kaya
Mai - aaj promise karata huuh ki paka milunga aab aap soo jaaiye 2 bej gaye hai
Pari - matalab aapko need aa rahi hai chaliye jaisa aapko accha lage par aaj miliyega jarur
Mai - paka
Pari - promise
Mai - paka wada
Pari hasate hue - bhodu kahi ke
Aur phone cut ho jaata hai
Mai paani lene jaane ke liye gate khola toh didi waha kadhi thi shir jhuka ke
Mai - didi aap yaha kaise
Unhonai mere taraf dhekha maine bina kuch soche unhe gaale laga liya - didi kaya hua kaya hua please naa roiye naa roiye
Woh aur sisak padi maine halk sai gate band kiya taki mera akash naa jag jaaye bhaut aachi need mai hai woh sach mai kisi dost ko shukun sai sotaa dekh kisi kaa pata nahi mera toh dil sukun mai hota hai par abhi naa hoo paayega kyuki didi ke aashu mujhe uss sukun sai dur lee gaye
Didi mujhe sai chhut kar apne room mai bhaag gayi
Mai unke piche piche chal pada woh gate band karnai waali thi maine roak liya
Didi dhhere sai - jaa dev yaha sai jaa
Mai - aap mujhe yeh batao
Maine thoda dhake sai gate khola aur andar aa gaya
Didi - haa abb apni takkat mujh par hi dikahyega naa tuh
Mai - nahi didi aapko mai apni takkat nahi dikha rah par aap roo kyu rahi aur soyi kyu nahi
Didi - jiska bhai uski bhen ko chhod kar kisi aur sai baat kar raha ho toh woh aur kaya kare
Mai samajh gaya sayad unnhonai pari meri baat sun li aare mai toh bhul gaya ki didi ko wada kiya tha ki mai aaj unke saath sounga mai hi bhul gaya pari sai baat karnai mai
Didi - abb chup kyu hai bol
Mai kaan pakad kar - sorry didi sorry galati ho gayi aage naa karunga
Didi - aacha pakka
Mai - haa aur kuch
Didi - mujhe abhi jor sai ek hug karo
Mai- kaya
Didi - mujhe gaale lagao aur kaya
Mai sochani kuch tab tak woh mere gaale lag gayi mere hatho ko side kar ke
Mai - arre aare yeh kaya
Didi - kaya hua apne bhai ke lag rahi huu gale
Mai- bus bhi karo abb aise hi raat bhari khadi rahogi kaya
Didi - haa bada shukun hai dev teri baaho mai
Mai - jada naa raho enn bahoo mai kahi haddi naa tut jaaye
Didi - mai toh puri tut gayi huuh
Mai - kaya
Didi mujhsai alag hokar - kuch nahi chal mere saath late abb
