MITHA PANI 6
"yaar shamu, agar isi tarah har saal kheti pr itna kharcha hone lga na to esi tesi ho jayegi, bhaw h nhi, or har mhine ye 5-10 hjar ka kharcha alag" Bazar se aate waqt raste me mahender shamu se bola
Samay 2 baj chuke the, or garam hwaye chal rhi thi, sadak pr traffic kam hi tha, itni garmi me kon bahar nikle.
"Ab kya kr skte h chacha, kharcha to krna hi pdega, or kisano ka yhi haal h, jyada chinta na kro" Shamu ne uttar diya
"Bencho tere jesa bda jimmedar kyu krega chinta, mujhe to krni pdti h beta, bacha h Tu abhi, nhi smjhega"
"Sab smjhta hu chacha, chalo chhodo, ye btao, beer pioge? " Shamu aaj poore mood me tha.
"Kya yaar, beer se kya hoga, bottle lele"
"Bencho chacha mujhe apni gand nhi mrwani daru pike, maa peet peet ke bhoot bna degi, beer pite h aram se ghar jayege tb tk smell bhi chali jayegi, bolo"
"Chal to rok le kahi, aaj mera bhi mood h, garmi ne le rakhi h" Mahender bhi khush hota hua bola "or isi bhane tere mobile ki party bhi ho jayegi"
Dono hanste huye chale ja rhe the, gaanv se kuch duri pahle hi ek dhaba hai, waha beer, daru sab milti h, chhota baar jesa. Shamu ne bike roki or dono andar chale gye.
"Or Shera, kesa h bhai" Dhabe ka malik Shera, Shamu ka dost h.
"Bdhiya bhai, bde din baad aaya, kaha busy rhta h aajkal? " Shera, Shamu ko acha dost manta h, dhaba set krane me Shamu ne bahut sath diya tha. Shamu ka khata bhi chalta h yaha, mhine me 5-6 baar beer, daru pine ya apni kisi saheli ko le aata tha yaha, garam khoon h to ubaal bhi marta rhta h.
"Kya btau yaar, khetibadi me hi time nhi milta"
"Ram ram mahender chacha" Shera ko dhyan aaya ki mahender bhi shamu ke sath aaya h
"Ram ram beta, or kesa chal rha h dhandha pani"
"Sab bdhiya h chacha, aap btaiye"
"Apna bhi thik hi h bhai, timepass ho rha h bas"
"Haa ab bta shamu kya adesh h bhai ke liye" Shera samajh chuka tha ki Shamu ka mood h aaj party ka
"Adesh wadesh kya h yaar, bas beer pini h"
"To bta, hmesa wala kamra lega ya piche chhapar ke niche"
"Aaj kamre ka kya kruga yaar, Tu ek kaam kr salad, namkeen or tuborg ki 2 chilled bottle bhej de jaldi, kuch time bethenge, or agar man hua to or mngwa lunga"
"Bhai tera hi dhaba h, jitna mn kre utna beth, Tu chal m bhejta hu chhote ko
" Aajao chacha" Shamu ne mahender ko kaha or dono dhabe ke piche bne chhappar me jakar beth gye, kahne ko chhapar tha pr beer pine ke liye best jagah thi. Piche kheto me fasal or pani ki khusboo. Thodi der baat ki tb tk unka saman bhi aa gya. Dhakan ukhada or pine lage dono.
Sath me salad or namkeen, dahi ka ek katora jisme bikaneri bhujiya mili huyi thi.
20-25 minute me dono ko thoda surur chadhne lag gya or mahender ek dam mast ho gya.
Shamu ko to 2 3 bottle se pahle kuch hota hi nhi.
"Waah shamu, mja aa gya, bda dildar bnda h yaar tu"
"Bas chacha kripa h ram ki" Shamu ko andaja tha ki mahender ko thoda surur chadh chuka tha.
"Acha ye bta, ye Shera konse wale kamre ki baat kr rha tha"
Kamre ki baat sunkar Shamu ke chehre pr muskurahat ter gyi.
"Bas chacha, zindagi ke mje le rha hu, bencho mujhse nhi ji jati boring life"
"Bhencho khul ke bta na, kya kahani h ye kamre wali"
"Kahani kya honi h chacha, saheli ko le aata hu kabhi kabhi" Kahkar shamu hasne lga
"Kya baat krta h yaar, mje h tere to, kitni set kr rkhi h"
"Jyada nhi h chacha, bs 3 h"
Shamu or mahender sage chacha bhatija nhi the, pr gaanv me ese hi hota h, pdosiyo ko chacha, tau, bhai g, dada aadi namo se umer ke anusar sambodhit kiya jata h.
Mahnder or shamu chacha bhatija ke sath sath dost bhi the.
"Kya baat kr rha h, kon h ye tino? "
"Ab aapse kya chhupana chacha, ek to pawan ki wife h"
"Pawan ye rampratap ka ladka? "
"Haa wahi, dusri wo rukmani chachi"
"Kya baat kr rha h yaar, wo set h terese?, wo to bhenchod ghas bhi nhi dalti kisi ko" Achambhe se mahender ka mooh khula tha, "acha tisri konsi h? "
"Tisri nhi bta skta chacha, thoda private matter h"
"Chal koi na shamu beta, 2 bta di wahi bahut h, aaj tere sath aake kaam to galat hi ho gya wese"
"Kyu chacha, kya hua, koi kami rah gyi kya party me" Shamu ne baat ko thoda seriously pucha
"Are nhi yaar, Tu party de to kami kesi, mera matlab in bato se mood bn gya h, teri chachi ko tang krna pdega jake"
"Hahaha, kya chacha, to konsa bhagaa kr laye ho chachi ko, ghar pr hi h, or wese bhi samasya to ham jese kuaro ko aati h, jiski shadi ho jaye use kesi samasya"
"Tu bacha h abhi beta, roj ek hi ek sabji khakar dekh, banda oob jata h yaar, khud to sale ne 3-3 fasa rakhi h, or kahta h mere mje h, mje to tere h" Mahnder ne mjak ke lahje me kaha pr shamu ne socha ki kah to mahnder chacha shi rhe h, agar shadi ho jaye to life ka adha enjoyment khatam hi ho jata h, pr ek fayda ye bhi h ki sareer ki garmi nikalne ke liye bhatakna nhi pdta, shamu ko yaad aata h ki kitne papad belne pdte h is chhoti si chut ke liye.
"Pr chacha fir bhi, ek baat kahu bura na mano to"
"Arey yaar kesa bura manna, tu bol jo bolna h, tere mahender chacha teri baat ka bura nhi man skta kabhi, jaan h tu meri" Beer ka nasha sar chadhkar bol rha tha, pr Shamu ko utna surur nhi tha, thoda sa jrur tha pr usne apni samajh nhi khoyi thi abhi tk, use pta tha agar or bottle mngwa li to sham ho jayegi or use ghar bhi jana h
"M to ye kahna chahta hu chacha ki or bande bhale hi bore ho jaye apni wife se pr aap kese ho skte ho, bencho chachi kya kam h kisi se" Shamu ke hotho pr muskurahat thi
"Haa yaar, teri chachi h to bahut khubsurat, pta nhi mere jese chutiye ko kese mil gyi"
is baat pr dono jor se hansne lag gye, fir mahnder bola
"Bencho, aaj ye tu teri chachi ki baat kese kr rha h, bhai meri gharwali ko baksh dena yaar, mere paas ek hi h"
is baat pr dono fir se hase.
Isi tarah kafi der tk dono bate krte rhe or waqt gujarta chala gya, mahender ko thodi chadh gyi thi pr shamu abhi bhi hosh me tha, use khyal aata h ki kafi der ho gyi h unhe bethe huye
"Chalo chacha, ab chalte h, ghar bhi jana h"
Dono uthe, Shera ko bola or chal pde ghar ki or. Bottle ko khali huye kafi samay beet chuka tha, or kafi der bate bhi ki thi unhone, to beer ki smell ghar pahuchte pahuchte bhut kam ho gyi thi, fir bhi shamu ne gaanv ki ek dukan se ilaichi khayi or mahender ko ghar chhod diya, fir apne ghar ke andar chla gya, bike khadi ki or aangan Me jake beth gya.
"Maa, m aagya"
Sita us waqt chulhe pr apne liye chay bna rhi thi. Use gas chulhe ki bni chize utni pasand nhi thi.
"Haa aayi beta, chay bn jaye bas"
Awaj sunkar Shamu ne apni jeb se nya mobile nikala or use set krne me lag gya, us waqt samsung ka champ phone nya launch hua tha, or shamu ne wahi 2 khareede the.
Chay bante hi Sita ne 2 katoriyo me dali or aangan Me aa gyi. Chay ko ek side pr rkha or Shamu ke hath se mobile le liya.
"Are maa, chlane de to"
"Pahle chay pile, fir chlate rahiyo"
Shamu ne bahas na krna thik samajh kr chay uthai or dono bate krte huye pine lge.
"Kitne ka kharcha kr aaya aaj"
"Kuch khas nhi maa, yhi koi 25000"
"Haye ram, or tu kuch khas nhi bol rha h, chal jo lagne h wo to lagenge hi"
Chay khatam hui to Shamu ne firse phone utha liya, or apni maa ke kandhe pr hath rakhkar photo khinchne lga. Sita 10 tk pdhi thi, use andaja tha ki Shamu photo khinch rha h. Wo muskura uthi.
"Ye dekh maa" Photo apni maa ko dikhate huye shamu ne kaha. Sita mobile hath me lekar beth gyi.
Tabtk shamu ne paas pdi bazar se lai gyi thelio me se ek chhota dibba nikala Or apni maa ka hath pkda Or uspr rakh diya.
"Ye kya h? "
"Khol ke dekh"
Sita ne dibba khola to usme ek nathni thi (nathni naak ka ek aabhusan hota h)
Sita gadgad ho gyi. Use pta tha Shamu usse kitna pyar krta h. Wo muskura uthi. Or common sense se dekhe to or kiske liye layega shamu.
"Bhut sunder h, mehngi hogi bahut"
"Kya maa, bhagwan ne itna kuch de rkha h, pichle kai mahino me papa ne tujhe kuch lakar nhi diya, shadi byah ke liye kapde wgerah bhi tu khud hi lati h"
Sita ka wajood hil gya, use apne bete pr bahut pyar aaya, baanhe aapne aap uthi or shamu ko kas kar apni chhati se lga liya.
"M to bhool hi jati hu ki mera beta kitna pyar krta h mujhse"
"Chal maa pahankar dikha"
"Haa abhi dekh" Kahke Sita khadi hui or bhagkar andar se chhota sisha le aayi.
"Pakad ise" Apne bete ko sisha thmakar pahni hui nosepin ko utarne lgi, lekin ye kya, nosepin atak gyi thi, khul nhi rhi thi.
"Ye muyi nosepin nhi khul rhi, dekh jra"
Shamu ne sisha niche rkha or nosepin kholne lga. Uski pin thodi tedhi hokar atki hui thi, Shamu orto ke har ek ang or har ek abhusan se wakif tha, khiladi jo thahra, use pta tha agar jor ka prayog kiya to dard hoga. Isliye wo nakhun se us pin ko sidha krne lga. Is doran Sita ne apna chehra thoda uper utha rkha tha. Sar par dali hui chunni ka pallu pahle thoda sarka, fir thoda sarka or ant me Sita ke reshmi balo se fisalta hua kandho pr ja gira.
Shamu ke dono hatho ki ungliyo ke beech se Sita ka chehra dikh rha tha, tarike se bne huye eyebrows, fir bdi ankhe, talwar ki dhar jesi tikhi nak, or fir laal surkh lipstick se saje hoth. Suraj ki sham ki lalima se Sita ka chehra chamak rha tha. Sir uthaye rakhne ki wajah se gardan me thoda dard suru ho gye tha. Pin sidhi hone me sawdhani bartni thi, nhi to uski maa ko dard ho skta tha, is sawdhani me samay lag rha tha, or gardan ke dard ke karan Sita ke hoth kamp rhe the.
Dharti palat gyi, asman fat gya, duniya me visfot hua jab pahli baar Shamu ka dhyan apni maa ke laal surkh hotho pr gya. Kamkampate hoth itne kamuk lag rhe the ki swarg ki apsra bhi maat kha jye. Shamu ka man kr rha tha ki waqt yhi tham jaye, or wo apni maa ke hoth dekhta rhe.
Apni 20 saal ki zindagi me wo hmesa umer se aage rha h. Kam umer se hi orto ne use apni or aakarshit kiya h. Sunder to Shamu bhi bahut tha. Apni muskurahat or hasne bolne ki kala se usne na jane kitni sundriyo ko lubhaya tha.
Par aaj pasa palat chuka tha. Itne kamuk hoth usne kabhi nhi dekhe the.
Hotho ka laal hona ek baat thi, pr hotho ka kampna dusri baat. Is tarah hoth tabhi kampte h jab kisi anchhui or kuari ladki ko pahli baar koi mard ka saparsh mile.
Shamu ka man kiya ki abhi ke abhi wo in hotho ko choos le, inka sara ras pi jaye, nichod de in hotho ko. Taki fir dobara ye hoth shamu ka dhyan na bhang kr ske.
"Kya kr rha h, jaldi kr, meri gardan dukh rhi h" Sita ne jhunjhlakar kaha.
Shamu ko hosh aya or uska nakhun us pin tk pahucha. Kisi tgde ghode ko bhi apni bajuo pr uthale ese shamu ke aage wo chhoti si pin kya cheez thi. Nakhun ka sparsh hua or pin sidhi ho gyi.......
