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Shalini aur vijay homecoming
Shalini ka pregnancy test
Agle din vijay aur Shalini ghar aa jate hai
Unka swagat karne ke liye dadi aur sasu they
Dadi:- are wah wah beta aao Ghar mein bahu tum bhi
Dost:- ha dadi
Sasu:- andar aao Bahu
Mom:- ji sasu maa aste hu
Shalini andar aate hai
Dadi:- jao naha doh kar aao baate karne hai tum sab se
Dost:- ha dadi
Phir shalni aur vijay tayar hone ke liye jate hai unke room mein
Aur Shalini aur vijay naha dhu kar aa jate hai neeche
Dadi:- aao beta bahu yaha aao aur baitho
Dost:- ji dadi
Dadi:- aur phir batao kaisa Raha honeymoon thumara
Dost:- accha tha dadi
Dadi:- woh thumare bete ka kya
Mom:- dadi maa woh aa rha hai peeche se
Dadi:- accha
Sasu:- yeh sab choro maine joh kaha tha woh hua kya
Aur woh uske bahu ke pass aakar baith jate hai
Mom:- ji sasu maa
Shalini sharma kar bolte hai
Sasu:- wahh suna aapne maa ji
Dadi:- ha suna maine ab toh hum khushkhabri sun neke hi dere hai
Choti:- kaise khushkhabri dadi
Sasu:- are aise kaise bich mein bol padte ho tum har baar ashika
Choti:- sorry mummy mujhe bhi janan tha isliye pucha
Sasu:- abhi nahi milege khushkhabri
Mom:- ji sasu maa abhi main woh test nahi kiya hai
Sasu:- bahu karke aao na phir
Dadi:- ha beta Bahu ko leke jao aur iska test karwao jara
Dost:- ji dadi maa chalo Shalini
Phir woh Shalini ko kamre mein leke jata hai
Dost:- aao andar
Aur woh darwaja band kar deta hai
Dost:- suno woh drawer mein pada hai pregnancy testing kit jao karke aao
Mom:- thik hai mein jate hu
Shalni bathroom mein aa jate hai
Aur phir apne panty nikal dete hai
Mom:- ahmm yeh mug kaha hai
Woh mug dhundte hai
Mom:- ha isme kar dete hu
Shalini usme pee kar dete hai
Mom:- arghhh yeh itna garam garam kyu aa rha hai
Shalini phir us mug ko side karte hai
Usme se woh kit mein le lete hai
Aur test mein dal dete
Mom:- mein aab intezar nahi kar paa rahe ho aab mein inke bachho ke maa banane wale ho
Shalini usme apna pee dal dete hai aur kit ko dekhte hai
Mom:- result positive hi aayega
Phir kit mein result negative aata hai
Mom:- are aise kaise yeh wale kit nakle hai koi baat nahi aur 3 hai
Phri Shalini dusre isme dalte hai
Is baar
Mom:- ab aayega postive
Phir se result negative aata hai
Mom:- yeh kya ho rha hai
Shalini phir bahar jate hai waise hi bina panty ke
Mom:- andar aaye aap
Dost:- ha kyu
Dono andar aate hai
Shalini uske pati ke samne us kit mein pee dal dete hai aur result dekhne lagte hai
Dost:- kya aaya hai result
Mom:- rukiye na
Shalini dekhte hai ke result
Abhi bhi negative aata hai
Mom:- yeh kya yeh toh negative aaya hai
Dost:- are kharab hoga koi dusra ko
Mom:- ye ye teesra tha
Dost:- kya matlab yeh teesra tha ek aur check Karo
Mom:- yeh dekhiye
Aur aur ek test mein bhi negative aata hai
Dost:- aree nahi aise kaise ho sakta hai
Aur woh Darr jata hai
Mom:- iska matlab mein aapke bacche ke maa nahi bane
Dost:- nahi yeh kya hogya hai
Mom:- iske aap hi zimmedar ho
Dost:- are aise kaise lekin yeh toh dusre din hua tha na par maine thume mere cum se pura bhar diya tha na
Mom:- phir kyu mein pregnant nahi hu
Dost:- muje kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai kya karo
Mom:- aapko doctor ke baad yaad hai na
Dost:- ha par thume lagta hai kya ke hume unhe batana chaiye
Mom:- ha chalo
Shalini aur vijay aa jate hai neeche
Dadi:- aao aao baitho yaha aakar
Mom:- ji dadi
Dadi:- kaho beta kuch khushkhabri laye ho mere liye
Mom:- dadi woh na
Sasu:- dadi woh na kya bahu bolo
Mom:- sasu ji woh na mein koi khushkhabri nahi laye ho
Dadi:- aree koi baat nahi bahu phir se try karna
Mom:- shayd yeh na ho paye
Sasu:- kya matlab bahu kehna kya chahte hu
Mom:- aap apne bete se hi puch lo
Sasu:- kya hua beta kaho Zara
Dost:- mummy woh na
Vijay ro deta hai aur kehta hai ke
Dost:- mummy woh mein baap nahi ban skta hai
Dadi:- kyaa kya matlab hai iska
Dost:- dadi mere report mein aaya hai ke mein baap nahi ban skata hai
Sasu:- kya yeh kya keh rahe ho
Dost:- ha mummy mein napunsak ban Gaya hu
Dadi:- chii yeh kaisa beta Ghar padia hogya hai hamre
Dost:- pls dadi aise mat kaho
Dadi:- chup joh baap nahi ban skata hai aise ladke ka hum kya kare
Dost:- dadi mere galti nahi hai yeh
Dadi:- thume pata bhi hai tere wajah se hamre izzat dob jayegi
Dost:- maine nahi Kiya yeh dadi yeh yeh kaise hogya mujhe bhi nahi pata
Dadi:- chup mere se baat mat karo tum
Sasu:- maa ji aise mat kahiye na usko
Dadi:- bahu tum chup hi Raho
Sasu:- kyu maa ji beta hai woh mera
Dadi:- thumare liye kon jayda important hai me tera pati ya phir Tera beta
Sasu:- maa ji yeh kya keh rahe ho aap
Dadi:- ha sahi keh rahe ho btao thumare pati ya beta
Sasu:- pati maa ji par yeh mera pati hai mein kya karo
Dadi:- bas hum iska faisla khud lenge
Sasu:- kya faisla maa ji
Dadi:- hum isko abhi is gahr se nikal dete hai
Sasu:- nahi maa ji aisa mat kijye
Dono behne neeche aa jate hai yeh sab sun kar
Bade:- kya hua mummy yeh kya ho rha hai
Dadi:- tum dono chup raho
Choti:- kyu kya hogya hai dadi maa
Dadi:- yeh joh thumare joh bhai hai na yeh bachhe paida nahi kar sakta
Bade:- kya bhaiya yeh kaise hua
Choti:- yeh nahi ho skta hai
Dadi:- yahi baat hai joh sach hai mein isko ab gahr ke bahar hi nikal kar rahunge
Choti:- nahi dadi aap mere bhai ko bahar nahi nikaloge
Dadi:- yeh tera Bhai tha lekin ab yeh bas ek napunsak hai smajhe
Bade:- dadi yeh kaise baate kar rahe ho agar bhaiya ko kuch hua hai hum uska ilaz karenge na
Dadi:- koi ilaj wagre nahi thume hamre ijat pyare hai ya phir yeh thumara yeh bhai
Choti:- yeh mere bhai dadi maa
Dadi:- afsoos mein isme kuch nahi kar sakte hu mujh apne izzat aur power pyare hai
Dost:- dadi maa aise mat karo
Dadi:- nahi beta aab toh thuje yaha se jaana hi hoga yaha se
Dost:- mein nahi ja sakta aise
Dadi:- jana toh thuje padega hi jao isko bhi leke jao
Mom:- maine kya kiya hai
Dadi:- iske sath shadi ke na tune ja nibhao apne shadi ko
Mom:- mjhe phele pata hota yeh aise hai mein shadi hi nahi karte hai
Dadi:- dekha kaise biwi ke hai tune nikalo dono yaha se tum
Dost:- dadi dadi nahi
Dadi:- inko gahr ke bahar nikalo guards
Guards dono ko bahar kar deta hai
Choti:- nahi bhaiya bhabhi
Bade:- ruko na mummy unko
Sasu:- mein kuch bhi nhai kar sakte is barmin beta
Vijay aur Shalini ko ghar se bahar nikal diya jata hai
Aur Raj Ghar par aata hai raat ko
Choti:- Raj tum aagye
Raj:- ha kyu kya hua
Aur woh raj ko gale laga lete hai
Raj:- are are kya hua
Choti:- thume pata hai dadi ne yeh sab kiya
Woh phir raj ko sab bata dete hai
Raj sab sun kar phir........
Vijay aur Shalini, shalni ke ghar chale jate hai ...