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[The Divine Magic of Sahil]
Abhishek(mane mi)- Leken abhi tke esi koe ghtana gate kaha hi
Sahil(mane mi)- Agar gte nahi hi ...to abhi ghtna shuru ho gae gi
Y kah kar Sahil ni apni aakhie gapkae aur phire bola
Sahil(mane mi)- Lo ho gaya kaam.....ab mujhe nide aarahi hi ....mi chla sone
Abhishek(mane mi)- Tke hi...mi bhi so jata hu...mhujhe bhi sona hi
Sahil(mane mi)- So gaeyi bde bhaiya kyuki ab kesi aur ki ninde udeni waali hi
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Vahi dusri aur ......Kali Mamu ki Guptcharo ki sath
[Guptchar - G]
G1-Ari y awwaz kaha si aarahi hi
G2- Y awaaz us disha si aarahi hi.....chlo chle kar dekhte hi
G1-Ha bhai chlo
Y kah kar dono chle deyi....us awaaz ki aur
Aur vaha pahoch kar jo dekha usi dekh kar dono hiran ho gae aur bole
G1- Es mandir mi y kesi ho sakta hi.....y to koe chmatkaar lagta hi....deepak khud jale rahi hi...aur bujhe rahi hi......jantiya aur shankh awa mi ude rahi hi....aur bje rahi hi......aur pde podhe si khude bi khude ful ude kar bhagwan ki murti pa arpite ho rahi hi.....Mi ri to kuch bhi samjhe mi nahi aaraha
G2- Sahi kaha ......lekine ek bate samjhe nahi aae .....y mandir to phele kabhi yaha tha nahi...to achanak kesi bane gaya.....
Tabhi dono ko awaaz aae
" Achank nahi murkh"
Y awaaz sune kar dono dar gae aur .....bhagni lagi...lekine bhag nahi paae kyuki dono hi hawa mi udeni lagi y dekh kar dono bole
"Hmi chode do.....hmni kuch nahi kiya ....hmi jaani do....hmni tumhara kya bigada hi "
Tabhi unhi ek awaaz aae
" Tum dono to bde ajeb ho.....phele mujhe dunde rahi thi....ab jab mi mele gaya to mujhe si dur bage rahi ho"
Y sune kar G1 bola
G1- Hm tumhi nahi balki.......us bhawaeshay wani wale bachi ko dhunde rahi thi.
Tabhi unhi ek awwaz aae
" Mi hi hu ....vo bhawesywani wala baccha.....aur agar tum dono mukte hona chahte ho....to mera ek kaam karna hoga"
G2-Tum bolo to sahi....hmi si jo hoga vo hm jarur karegi....bas tum hmi jani do
"Tke hi....to jakar kahdo apni maharaj si...Ki tumni us bhwesy waani wale bacche ko dhunde liya hi.....aur vo baccha bhote hi mayawahi hi...Uski sharir si bhote sa tej nikale raha tha....keval itna hi nahi balki ....use bacche par fulo ki varhsha ho rahi thi.....keval itna hi nahi Us balke ki hasni matre si vaha pase mi pade ek bhote bade aur vishaal chtaaan tute kar bekhar aage....y dekh kar tum log dar gae lekine apna dhram nibhani ki leyi tumni dheri dhier us baache ki nikate jaani ka paryaas kiya lekine tume safal nahi huvi .......kyuki jesi hi tum usi nikate pahoche ....vo gayab ho gaya aur tume y nahi dekh paae ki vo baccha ladka hi ya ladki"
Phire vo dono hawa si jamine par gire gae....aur asi gayab hovi jesi ghadhe ki sar si sheg...aur bhagte bhagte shide Kali ki mahale mi ja pahochi aur bole
G1- Maharaj....hmni us bhwesywaani waali bacche ko dhunde liya hi
Kali- Kya tum dono sach kah rahi ho......yaade rakhna .....kali si asatya kahni ka mtlb Moute hi
G2- Hm sach kah rahi hi maharaj
Kali- To jo bhi huva vistar mi batao
Phire G1 aur G2 ni vo sabe kaha jo Us awwaz ni unsi kaha tha
Y sabe sune kar Kali bola
Kali- Y ghtna kaha hue thi
G2- Ji maharaj Devnagar ki nikate
Kali- Eska matlb vo baacha koe sadharan baccha nahi hi....esi karn abhi tke mujhe Janam Antika ki koe shuchna nahi meli....hmmm.....mujhe us baache ko dhudna hi hoga....aur usi dunde kar mi khude usi apni en hato si maruga.....Lekine es si phele mi apni sadhna puri kar leta hu......uski bade us bacchi ko mujhe si kone bachaega .....hahahahahahha......Shenapati Nishkaam jaao aur meri Shadna ka prabande karo....mi aaj hi apni shadna suru karuga
Nishkaam- Ji maharaj
Y kah kar Nishkaam Kali ki Shadna ki tayaari karni laga
Kuch pahare bade Nishkaam Kali ki pass aaya aur bola
Nishkaam- Maharaj ki jai ho....Maharaj Aapki shadna ki sabhi tayaari ho gae hi....aap ab shadna shuru kar sakti ho
Kali- Bhote khub Nishkaam ........ mi Abhi Shadhna shuru karta hu....lekine tume ek bate ka dhyan rakhna....ki koe bhi meri es shadna mi bhang na dale paae ........mujhe es shadna mi kuch dine bhi lag sakti hi....kuch mahine bhi ....ya phire kuch saale bhi........es dhrmayan tum ye yaade rakhna ki koe bhi mujhe pareshan na kar paae......meri shadna ki darmayan puri rajya ka bhar mi tumhi sopta hu tke hi
Nishkaam- Ji mahraj.....y to mera Shobhagya hoga....maharaj agar aap agya de to mi ek bate puchu
Kali- Bina kesi sankoch ki pucho....Nishkaam
Nishkaam- Maharaj .....aap to etni shakti shaali hi......teno loko mi esa koe nahi jo aap ki smaane shakti saale ho.....to phire y shadna kyu....mi kuch samjha nahi maharaj
Kali- Y es leyi Nishkaam kyuki.....ab me keval es rajya ka nahi balki teeno loko ka Sayami bana chahta hu.....aur uski leyi mujhe apni puri shaktiyoo ko jagana hoga....aur uski leyi mujhe shadna karni hogi
Nishkaam- Lekine Maharaj us Bhwaeshwaani wale bacche ka kya.....meri khayal si hmi phele usi mare dena chaehiye
Kali- Mare gi....jarur marige......aur asi mrityu degi ki vo agle 100 janmo tak janam leni ka sapni mi bhi nahi soche ga........lekine mi es shadna ko bade mi nahi kar sakta kyuki.....jesi Ghrah nakshtro ki me pratiksha mi phecle etni warso si kar raha tha ...vo samye ab aa gaya.....es leyi mujhe apni shadna abhi karni hogi....es bacche ko to mi abhi apni thode si shakti si hi mare skata hu....to phire socho.......apni puri shakti ki saath mi us baache ko ek pale mi hi parloke bejdunga.....hahahahah
Nishkaam- Jesi aapki aagya
Aaagi jo huva vo ek alp veram ki bade
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Raja thakur
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Dosto life etni serious ho gae hi ki aaj kal chote chote bachi depression ka sikar honi lagi hi.....unki life si jesi hasi hi chle gae hi........dosto es liye meni ek thread start ki hi " Joke ka Pitara" Naam si The Lounge mi eska ek hi motive hi ki es thread mi hm jokes post kari ....ek dusri ki jokes like kari .....aur nae nae jokes post kari
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