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aagle din-
mainre needh tooth jati hai tab apne paas main maa ko pata hu jo ki mere saath he soye huye the aur papa dushre bister mai so rahe the. maa ki haath maire pet par the jisko mai uutha kar side kaar raha tha ki bo jagg gaye
maa-uuth gaya tu
main-hu
maa-kya huya tujhe?
main-kuch nahi
maa-aabhi bhi kal raath ki baath ko le kar pareshan hai
main-han thoda sa
maa-aab to wo baath beeth gaya na to math soch us sab kai baare mai, aur mujhe ise baath ki khusi hai ki tune sahi samaya mai pahuch kar mujhe bacha dia
main-mujhe bhi khusi hai maa
maa-lakin tera ghussa dekh kar mai dar gaye the
main-sorry ,maine aapko daraya to
maa meri gale lagg jati hai
maa-koi baath nahi
main-to ja kar fresh ho jayo hume shadi ki liyea nikalna hai
maa-kya tu serious hai?
main-aur nahi to kya, tayar ho jayo ,
main papa ko bhi uutha deta hu -papa uutho bhi aab
dhirendra uuthte he apne bete aur patni ko dekhte hai
dhirendra- tum thik ho na beta
main-haan, aab uuth jayeea ,hume nikalta hai shaid ki liyea
maa-lakin itne jaldi shadi ki tayari kayse hogi?
main-humko jo jaruri cheez chaheyea bo raste mai pas ki he saher sai le lenge aur thoda rata change kar ki ise road par jayenge
main apne mobile nikal kai papa ko ek rasta dekha hu , papa dekh lete hai aur hum sab tayar ho kar nikal padte hai subha ki 6 baje aur thode dur 2 ghante ki driveing kai baadh he ek saher mil jati hai jaha hum jaruri saman kharidne mai lagg jate hai aur waha saman kharid kar akash ek mangalsutra bhi kharid leta hai aur hum sab seedha nikal padte hai mere dikhai manjil ki aur
main-use rate sai chaliyea
papa-thik hai
maa-beta ise shadi sai humara rista badal sakta hai
main-dushro kai liyea badal chuka hai maa , lakin ise humara rista nahi badle ga , aap chinta math karo
maa-sukriya beta, tum ise shadi ki baath bhi mujhe maa he bulana aur main tujhe apna beta bulayungi
main-jarur maa, aur main nahi chahata ki aapko koi daasi ki nazar sai dekhe aab aap mere saath rahogi
main maa kai kandhe mai ek haath rakh dia yea bol kar ,hum aage badh rahe thee dhere dhere subha sai dopher ho gayi the aur hum khana kha lia aur logo sai rasta poochte huye aakhir kal ek mandir mil gaye hume jaha shadi hoti hai
main-humara shadi ka manjil aagaya hai, papa aap aajke liyea humare shadi ka poora zimma uuthaoge
papa-jarur ji yea koi poochne wali baath hai
main-to maa thodi dhak lo aur tayar ho jayo barna waha bhi sab aapko dekhta rahe jayegai
maa-hehe ji mere raja
maa ghungat oodh lati hai aur saree ko apne sarer sai lapet lati hai aur poore gharelu bann jati hai, kuch he second mai
main-wah maa palak jhapakte he aap sexy sai sanskari bann gaye
maa-hehe, apne mard ki baath to manne he padegi na mere laal, aur bo bhi jaht sai ,hehe aab chaliyea bhi
main maa kai haath mai haath lia aage badhne laga aur papa bhi humare saath mandir ki taraf badhne ja rahe the jagha thoda santh batabaran mai tha waha jayda log to nahi the .hum mandir sai paas gaye
panditji-ji
papa-ji hume shadi karwani hai
panditji-ji jode kaha par hai?
papa-yea rahe
pandit hume dekh kar shock ho jata hai , honge bhi kyu na ek aurat maa ki umar ki aur ek ladka bete jaysa dekhne wala , wo hum dono ko ser sai pair tak dekhne lage
pandit ji-kya aap sach mai indono ki shadi karwana chahate ho , undono ki umar ek to nahi lagti
papa-aap chinta math kijiyea bo aaye dekhte hai umar mai jayda aantar nahi hai
pandit ji-aachaa!!! hmmmm aap kon lagte ho inke
papa-main pita hu ladkai ka
pandit ji-thik hai , aap usse mandap par le jayiyea waha aapko shadi karane wale pandit ji mil jayenge
pandit ji hume ishare sai mandap dekhate hai tab maa aur main mandap ki aur badte hai jaha aur ek pandit the jo ki shadi karwate the wo bhi hume dekh kar thoda chakit lagg rahe the
pandit-shadi aapki hone hai
main-haan aur yea meri dulhan
wo bhi thode dekhne lage, waha aur ek joda tha bo bhi shadi kar rahe the aur bo dono bhi hame dekh rahe the
pandit apne tayari suru kar dia aur thode he der mai hume bula dia aur baitha dia mandap par, mujhe ise baath ki khusi the ki maire shadi maa sai ho rahe the, aur thode der mai maa bhi aakar baith gaye mere baju mai tab dushre jode kai sambandhi hume dekhne lagi ki yea kis tarha ki jodi hai
pandit-aapki ghar sai aur koi nahi aaya?
main-nahi humko thode jaldi the shadi ki to
pandit ji aapna bidhi bidhan suru kar dete hai shadi ki aur mantra padhne lagg jate hai
panditji-ji aapka naam batayea
main-akash______
panditji-pandit ji aapki pitaji ka naam
main-dhirendra__________
panditji-aap apna naam batayea (maa sai poochte hai)
maa-kabita_______
panditji shock ho gaye aur humare paas baithe jodi aur unke ghar wale shock ho kar hume he dekh rahe the, maa ne humare title ek he bata di jisse sab ko shock hona he thaa, tab mai samajh gaya
main-aare kabita aabhi sai mere naam sai khud ka naam math jodo, apne pitaji ke surname batayo pandit ji ko
maa-heheh, ji wo galti sai mistake ho gaya ji
maa samajh jati hai ki unke mu sai kya nikal chuka hai to bo thoda hasne lagti hai
main- kabita_____
tab panditji ki saash mai saash aate hai
main-papa aap khade kyu hai video banayo
papa-han, thik hai ji
papa mere mobile le kar hum dono ki shadi ka video banane mai lagg jate hai ,pandit ji apna manta padhna suru kar dete hai main maa ki aur dekh kar muskara deta hu khusi hai aur maa bhi muskarate raheti hai, main kafe khus the.
paas main khade huye unkal-ji kya bo aapka beta hai
dhirendra-haan bo beta hai mera
unkal-shadi itne badi ladki sai
dhirendra-han dono ne khud shadi karne ka faisla lia hai
unkal-manna padega apne beta to khusnasib hai to itne mast ladki mili hai
dhirendra chup ho gaye thode der aur bolte hai - han bo to hai
(bo unkal soch raha tha is bache ko itne mast item mil kayse gaye bo bhi apne maa ki umar ki)
pandit- aab barmala daliyea
main aur maa ek dushre kai gale mai barmala daal dete hai hasi khusi aur panditji kai kahene aanusar main maa ki mang mai sindur bhar leta hu pandit kai kahene par aur mangalsutra bandhne lagta hu
aur maa khusi khusi pahen lati hai, aur apne phere bhi lene lagg jate hai jaha papa khud phool hum dono kai uper daal rahe the
pandit- aab aasirbad lo
main aur maa aab aasirbad lete hai pandit kai aur phir papa ki paas jate hai
main-darling ise muhurat sai dhirendra yani mere papa aapki sasur hai to unka aasirbad aapko lena padega
maa-thik hai ji aaj ki liyea itna to kar sakte hu
main aur maa papa ki pair chute hai
dhirendra- jite raho, sada khus raho
main-kya papa aaj ki din to thoda hasa karo, aaj meri shadi huye hai to aaj to khus ho jayea aapki ghar naye bahu aaye hai .bo bhi kamal ki
papa has dete hai
papa-ji mai bahut khus hu mere bete ki liyea
main-yea huye na baath, aur maa tum bhi aab yea nakhre chod kar papa sai sab geeli sikhbe bhula do , yea unke karan he to hum dono mile hai barna mujhe tum jayse maa nahi milte aur nahi bibi
maa-hehe, thik hai mere raja ki kahne par mai koi geelai sikhbe nahi rakhungi, aab tu khus ho na tum , mera matlab aap mere pati ji , han aapki pita ki karan he mujhe itna aacha mard mila hai to iske liyea main apne sasurji ka sukriya aada karte hu
main-haha, aap mujhe tum bolo, aap meri maa bhi ho na
maa- han thik hai beta
main-haan lakin ji aur aap mujhe us raath ko bolna padega
maa-kon se raath ?
main-humari suhagraat ko, us raath to main aapka naya pati banunga
maa sarm sai laal ho jati hai aur main maa ko sarmate huye dekh kar ek haath kamar sai pakad ki apne taraf keech leta hu
main-aare papa photo uuthayo mere aurat ki saath
maa aur main waha pose dene lagg jate hai aur papa photo uuthane lagg jate hai .
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main-ek kiss ki photo uuthaoo papa
papa-thik hai beta
main maa ko kiss karte huye ek photo uuthata hu
main- wah papa aap to aache photographer nikle , dekho na maa yea photo aachaa hai na, aur yea wala bhi?
maa-haan mere bache sab aachee hai
main-teri mari jodi he aayse hai na ise liyea
maa-hehe haan
main-maa chalo chalte hai
main aur maa gadi ki piche wale seat mai baith jate hai aur papa driveing karne lag jate hai aur hum ganv ki raste mai phir sai nikal padte hai , main maa ki chahere par dekha wo kafe khus the ise shadi sai ise liyea wo mere kandhe par sar rakh kar so rahe the
main-maa mujhe bachaa chaheyea tumsai
maa-kya!! maine to bataya tha ki aaysa nahi ho sakta mere
aage gadi chala rahe dhirendra bhi shock ho jate hai yea baath sun kar ki unke bete ko aab bachaa bhi chaheyea , wo mirror mai dono ki sakl dekhte ja rahe the
main- reverse operation bhi to ho sakta hai ,hai na papa?
papa-hmm ho sakta hai lakin, aap to jante he ho ki isme thoda risk hai
maa-main karwane kai liyea tayar hu, aagar mera beta chahata hai ki main phir sai bacha dene ka kabil banu to main banunge
main-kya sach mai, maa ?
maa-haan, mere bachee
main- papa hum saher mai rukenge aur ek aache doctor ko dhundenge aagar nahi mila koi aachaa doctor to main maa kai uper koi risk nahi lena chahata
papa-thik hai beta
main-aaj hum raath bhar drive karenge, taki saher mai jald he pahuch jaye
papa-thik hai
(kabita sochti hai ki wo apne bete ki liyea itna to kar he sakti hai ,to wo hasi khusi mann jati hai reverse operation kai liyea )
papa aur main bari baari sai gadi chalane lagg jate hai taki kisi ko jayda thakan na ho aur dushre ko aache needh mil sakte aur kafe ghante ki drive kai baadh hum ek badi saher mai pahuch jate hai jaha sai humara ganv jayda dur nahi tha aur waha papa rahene bhi wale the .
aur hum waha pahuchte he ek hotel mai room le lia kyu ki humara saman aane mai waqt tha to hum bina saman ki kiraye ki ghar mai nahi rahe sakte the aur saman aane mai ek din baki bhi tha. hum hotel mai aaram karne lagg gaye
10 baje-
hum khana kha kar ek aache doctor sai milne chale gaye,
papa-ji hume reverse operation karwani hai
doctor-kinki
papa-ji inki (papa maa ki taraf ishara kia)
doctor bhi maa ki taraf dekhne lagte hai
doctor-ise umar mai?
maa-haan mai karwana chahati hu, maine operation kar ki ek galat faisla lia tha to main usse ab
doctor-thik hai ,aap karwana he chahati hai to ek bahut bade doctor aaye hai humare saher mai kuch dino kai liyea ,aap chahe to main unsai baath kar sakta hu, lakin yea faisla aapko jali sai lena hoga, bo jald he apne saher lauth jayenge
maa-yea to aache baath hai main tayar hu aap baath kijiyea
doctor- thik hai main aabhi call karta hu
main-baise doctor ka naam kya hai?
doctor-dr. sheetal
main-lady hai tab to thik hai(dhere sai bolta hu)
doctor-aapne kuch kaha
main-nahi to
doctor ji call kar karte hai aur dr.sheetal sai baath kar lete hai
doctor-aapki kismat aache hai , aap kal he unsai miliyea, yea hospital par
dhirendra-thik hai doctor
hum doctor sai mil kar khus ho gaye aur main aasa karne laga ki sab sahi sai ho jaye aur risk bada na ho yea sab mai, hume specilist bhi mil gaye the iske khusi hum mana rahe the
papa-to aab kya karna hai
main-aab hum yaha ise saher mai rukenge kuch dino kai liyea
papa-to main aapki daadi ko bata deta hu
main-haan bata do ki thoda time lagega gaanv jane kai liyea, aur pooch lijiyea humara saman sab thik sai aahe hai ya nahi
papa-ji beta
papa, daadi ko call kar ki bata dete hai aur mama sai bhi baath kar lete hai apne saman ki baare main. hum us din kafe thak gaye the to hum sab ne aaram karne kai baare mai sooch lia aur hum hotel wapas aaram karne chale gaye
aagle din-
hum doctor ki bataye huye hospital pahuch gaye the jo ki waha ka sabse bada hospital tha, hum aandar ja kar dr.sheetal ko dhundne lage to ek nurse ne hume ek cabin dekhaya aur waha thoda intezar karne ko kaha, hum aandar ja kar waha intezar karne lagi tabhi ek lady dr. aaye aur
main-Excuse ME
dr-yes
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bo mudi to main unke taraf dekh raha tha
main-kya aap dr.seetal hai?
dr-hehhe nahi, i am dr.Ishita r. bhalla, main ek dantist hu
main-to kya hum galat cabin mai aagaye hai? dr. sheetal?
dr-nahi aap sahi kabin mai hai doctor sheetal aabhi thode he der mai aajayunge
main-tab to thik hai
main bas baith kar dr.ishita ko dekh raha tha thode der
main-maa
maa-haan beta?
main-maira daanth mai dard hone lagg gaya hai ,soch raha hu isko dekha du, sakal sai aachi dantist lagti hai
maa-haat badmash , tujhe kabsai daanth mai dard hone laga?
dr.ishita-kya aapka ka kuch kaam tha
dhirendra-haan unka reverse opration karwana hai
dr.ishita-kya? sach mai to yea kon hai
papa-wo unke...
main-main beta hu inka
dr.ishita-sach mai, aur aapko koi problem nahi hai aagar aapne maa phir si maa bane to
main-nahi nahi, koi problem nahi hai
dr.ishita-how cute
yea bol kar wo apna kaam karne lagg jati hai . main maa ki kaan mai dhere sai bola
main-maa yea mujhe cute bol rahe hai
maa-to bata de na ki main teri wife hu to nahi bolegi
main-kya maa, isse sai meri setting karba do na
maa mere chati par jor ki kohni marti hai
main-aah dukhta hai
tabhi dr.seetal bhi aagaye jinko dr,ishika ne humari pahechan karwa dia
dr.seetal -to aap hai jo yea operation karna chahati hai
maa-haan
dr.seetal- to aapko tubal reversal surgery kai baare mai bata deti hu
dr.sheetal batane lage aur hum sunne lage unke saare baath
dr.seetal-aap yea sach mai karna chahati hai
maa-haan
dr.seetal- thik hai aap yea fourm bhar dijiyea aur kal aaieyea. kal he aapka operation hoga
maa-thik hai dr.
hum kal ki liyea tayari karnne mai lagg jate hai..
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saher main 9 din beethane kai baadh daadi ne humko jald he ganv lauthne kai liyea kaha to hum 10 be din he waha nikalne lage
main-maa aache sai tayar ho jayo hum ganv kai liyea nikal rahe hai
maa-thik hai beta
main-aur apne sare gahne pahen lo taki pooore shadi suda dekhoo aap jayse ek naye dilhan dekhte hai
maa-iski koi karurat hai
main-haan hai na, main apne aurat ko aayse he bina sajh dhaj kai nahi le jasakta
maa-thik hai main aabhi tayar hokar aate hu
thode he der mai main ,maa aur papa gaanv kai liyea rabana ho gaye , jo ki uuse saher sai 5 ghante ki duri par tha, rasta kharab tha aur kuch jagha to rasta he nahi tha hum kache raste par badhte huye hamesha ki tarha aakhir kal gaanv pahuch jate hai gadi jayse he gaanv kai aandar ja rahe the mujhe aajib sa laggne lagg gaya tha aur lagega kyu na isse baar mai ghar ka mard bankar ganv lauth raha tha aab mujhe maa ki liyea mard ki tarha aapne aapko dhalna bhi tha, dhere dhere gadi humare ganv kai ghar
ki aage khadi ho jati hai tab mere aankh ek lambi line par padte hai jo ki humare gaanv kai ghar ki seema sai he nikal rahe the.
unsab ko dekh kar mujhe aajib sa lagne laga ki itne saare log yaha kar kya rahe hai, inka kaam kya hai yaha
papa-beta kuch sooch rahe ho kya
main-itne sare log yu line mai kar kya rahe hai
papa-wo to nahi pata lakin yea sab humare khet kai kaam karne wale logg hai
main-kya? sach mai, itne sare loog
papa-haan ji
maa-aab chalo mere bachee ,zayda math sochoo
main ek lambi sa saash leta hu aur apne aapko tayar karta hu
main-chalo darling
main maa ko yea baath bol kar gadi ka darbaza khol deta hu aur bahar kadam rakh kar gadi sai nikal he jata hu , tab waha khade huye kafe loog mere taraf mud jate hai aur mujhe he dekhne lagg jate hai ,mujhe aajib sa lagta hai tab, tab maire nazar ghar ki taraf pate hai jaha sai meri badi bua ki pati raghunath jo ki papa ko kuch na pooch kar seedha daudte huye mere paas aaye
raghunath-akash ji aap sahi samaya par aaye hai, aandar chaliaa chaliyea
main maa ki paas ja kar unke haath pakad leta hu jisse maa muskara deti hai aur main aage badhte huye ghar ki taraf jane lagta hu
main-yea kya ho raha hai yaha itne bheed kyu hai
raghunat-aaj humare kheto mai kaam karne walo ko pagar dia ja raha hai akash ji, ise liyea yaha itna bheed hai
sab mainre aur maa ki taraf dekh rahe the kyu ki maa poore sajh dhaj kar dulhan ki tarha aage badh rahe thee aur main unke haath pakad kar side mai chal raha tha aur papa piche aarahe the , waha ki ek admi ne mujhe dekhte he apne haath joda
admi2- pranam zamidaar babu
tab jo dekh nahi rahe the wo bhi hume dekhne lagg gaye the tabhi paas mai khada huya aur ek admi poochta hai
admi2-yea kya bol raha hai re, yea kon hai ?
admi-yahe to hai humare naye zamidaar saheb
admi-kya!! sach mai , namaste saheb
tabhi paas ki saare loog apne haath zodne lage aur yea dekh kar mera chati aapne aap chauda ho gaya aur maa apne maa ki haath kai haath ko aur kas kai pakad leta hu aur poore shan sai ghar ki aandar badhne lagta hu
(kabita bhi yea dekh aur sun kar bahut khus hojati hai aur akash jayse he uske haath ko kas kar pakadta hai wo akash ki aur dekhte hai aur apne chati ko garv sai phula kar apne bete ki saath aage badhte hai )
tab mai ghar ki aandar jane he wala tha ki
raghunath-aap mere saath aayeyea akash ji
main-thik hai. aap aandar jayo aur aaram karo (main maa ko bolta hu)
main bua ki pati kai piche jata hu wo mujhe pagar dia ja rahe jagha par le jate hai jaha daadi pahele sai he maujud the
main-namaste daadi
daadi-aare aap aagaye, aayo
main-kuch kaam tha jo aap mujhe yaha le aaye
daadi-haan
wo waha khade saree majdooro sai thode zor sai bolte hai
daadi-inko pahechan lijiyea ,yea he aapkai malik hai yea hai aapki naye zamidaar
sab mere taraf mud kar haath zod kar namaste zamidaar bolne lagg jate hai,
daadi-aab aap sab jo chahate ho wo insai kaheyea
ek bujurg majdoor- saheb, bahut shall ho gaye hai humare pagar nahi badh rahe hai , kyupaya karki isme badhotari kar dijiyea
raghunath-yea loog kafe maheno sai pagar badhana chahate hai lakin pagar badhane ka kaam bas zamidaar he kar sakta hai jo ki aab aap ho, aur aapki bina yea faisla koi nahi le sakta
main-to ise jagha dadaji kya karte
mainre baath sunte he raghunaat serr niche kar dia aur waha khade majdur chup ho gaye aur kuch nahi bole ,unke sukhe huye chahere ko dekh kar main samajh gaya
main-in sab ka pagar badha dijiyea
(akash ka faisla sun kar waha khade huye sare majood khus ho jate hai aur zamidaar ki jai jai kar karne lagte hai aur unke jaijai kar sun kar akash ki chati aur chauda ho jata hai aur wo mano hawa mai uudhne lagg jata hai )
main waha sai ghar kai aandar jane laga aur daadi bhi mere saath the
daadi-raste mai koi pareshani to nahi huye ?
main-nahi kisi tarha ki pareshani nahi huye hai
daadi mujhe mere kamre dekhane lagg gaye
daadi-yea raha tumhara kamra beta, yea sahi to hai na
main-haan daadi , sahi hai
daadi-jaysa bola tha usne use tarha he banadia hai aur repairing ka kaam bhi khada ho chuka hai
main-hmmmmm
main aur daadi chair mai baith jate hai
daadi-aare kamini oh kamini jara chai nasta lao humare akash kai liyea
thode der baadh kamini bua bahar aate hai wo bhi apne ser main ghungat oodhe matakte huye mainre aage nasta rakh deti hai aur main tab kuch bolta wo bina dari kia maire pair chute hai aur khadi hone lagti hai tabhi mujhe unke chahere ki thodi bhab dekhta hai wo muskara rahe the aandar he aandar jisko dekh kar main sochne laga
main mann he mann mai-wah kya sanskari ho rahe hai bua, itni sanskari chahere sai dekhai nahi deti jitne banne ki koshish kar rahe hai hehe
main-kayse ho bua
daadi-aab naam sai bulaoo inhe pichle baar to rista badal gaya hai
main-haan ,, to kayse ho kamini
kamini bua-ji thik hu ji
daadi-sulochana kaha gaye
sulochana-aaye maaji
sulochana jo ki meri choti bua the wo bhi aagaye apne ser main ghungat lia jo ki bahut sarma rahe the mujhe apne gardan sai bhi niche tak ghungat oodhte the
daadi-aab inko pair chuoo sulochana
sulochana-ji
sulochana bua sarmate hua maire paas aate hai aur jhuk karr maire pair chuti hai tab maa bhi bahar aajati alag kamre sai bahar aajati hai
daadi-aab tumko kuch kaam ho to kamini aur sulochana ko bula leta aab unki zimadi sai tumharra aache sai khayal rakhne ka aur tum dono sulochana aurr kamini, akash ka thik sai khayal rakhna aab yea tumdono ka kartabya hai humare ghar ki mard ki pyarti
kamini bua-ji maa
sulochana bua-ji maaji
main-maa aap humare naye kamre mai ja kar aaram kyu nahi karte ,aap idhar uudhar math ghumo
daadi-na beta wo kamra bas tere aur teri patni ka hai to kabita waha nahi rahe sakte
main-to main papa ki jagha lia hu to ek tarha sai maa bhi to meri patni huye
daadi chup ho jate hai kyu ki wo yea saach to jante he the ki akash dhirendra ki jagha mard bana hai to uska paheli patni kabita he hai
daadi- lakin beta ek tarha sai tumhare shadi kabita sai nahi huye hai to........
main-kisne kaha nahi huye hai, maine maa sai shadi kar li hai
har koi shock ho jate hai yea baath sun kar aur daadi akash ki aur dekhne lagti hai , mere dono bua bhi apna ser mere taraf aur maa ki tarraf baarri baari sai gumane mai lagg jate hai shock hokar tabhi bahar sai dhirendra aur raghunath bhi aandar aajate hai
daadi-tumne kab ki shadi?
main-kuch he din pahele poore riti ribaz sai maine maa ko apne patni banaya hu
main apna mobile nikal kar wo video aur photo dekhane lagta hu aur daadi sab dekh kar shock ho chuki the , ek maa aur bete ki shadi ki. bo maa ko dekhne lagi jo ki sajh dhaj kar khadi the jinko dekh kar daadi samajh gaye ki maa itne sajh kar kyu khadi hai
daadi-dhirendra kya yea sach hai?
papa-haan maa, main in dono kai shadi ka gabha hu
main-aap itne shock kyu hai daadi ,ek tarrha sai aapne he pahele kaha tha ki aab maa meri paheli patni hai
daadi-hmmmm, ek tarha sai hai he
main-to aaj sai maa mere saath mere kamre mai soyegi aur usko mere palhe patni ka darja dia jayega
daadi-thik hai jaysa tum kaho beta
main khada ho gaya aur maa kai paas ja kar uske kandhe par apna haath rakh dia ,maa mere taraf garv sai dekh kar muskarane lagg jati hai
main- aur mere maa ki tabiyat aabhi thodi thik nahi hai to wo ghar ki koi kaam nahi karegi aur bas aaram he karegi , maa tum ja kar aaram karo
maa-thik hai beta
maa ko badi bua merre kamre mai le jati hai, main bhi bas ja raha tha ki daadi ne rok lia
daadi-aabhi baath baki hai beta
main daadi ki saath bahar tahelne laga aur papa bhi hume join kar kia
daadi-humare khandan mai aaysa kabhi nahi huya ki ek bete ko apne maa sai shadi karne pade, lakin aab tumhe ghar ki mard ho to .... sunidhi ko kab lene jane walo ho beta
main-main kal he sunidhi ko lene jayunga
daadi-nahi, kal nahi ,kal tumhe mere saath kahe aur jana hai
main- nahi
daadi-yea jaruri hai akash
papa-haan beta kal tumko daadi ki saath he rahena chaheyea yea jaruri hai
main-aaysa kya jaruri kaam hai kal
daadi-tum samajh jayoge
main-thik hai, mujhe aabhi aaaram karna hai
daadi-thik hai
main apne kamre ki taraf jane laga tab badi bua kamre sai bahar aarahe the wo mujhe dekhte he ek alag si smile dati hai aur apne kaam kai liyea chali jati hai main aandar jata hu jaha maa choti bua kai saath the aur choti bua mujhe dekhte hai apne ghungat oodh kar waha sai chale jati hai , main maa ki paas ja kar baith jata hu
maa-sukriya beta mujhe sab kai samne aapnane kai liyea
main-kayse nahi apnata tum mere maal jo ho mere jaan
main gal me ek kiss de deta hu
main-to tumko humarre naya kamra pasand aaya na
maa-haan mere bache
main-aab ise kamre main saath soyenge hum aur suhagraat bhi manayenge
maa-hehe, jarur hehe ,lakin wo to aabhi nahi ho sakta na
main-nahi aabhi nahi 3 mahene baadh tab main apne bachee ki liyea koshish karunga
maa sarma jati hai yea sun kar aur lal ho jati hai
main-aab aap aaram karo , doctor ne bhi kaha hai na ki aapko aaram ki sakt jarurat hai to aab aaram karo
maa-to tera khayal kon rakhega
main-sab hai na, aur tumhari bahen bhi to hai, usko bata dena ki khayal kayse rakhte hai hehe
maa-hehe jarur mere bache....
maa aaram karte hai aur main unke paas let kar aaram karne lagg jata hu .....
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Update-42
Aagle din-
subha subha uuth kar main ghar ki bahar aajata hu jaha daadi aur papa , raghunath aur chote bua kai pati rajesh baith kar baate kar rahe thee , aur mujhe dekh kar sab khade ho jate hai
rajesh- namaste akash ji
main-aap kal dekhai nahi dia , kahe bahar gaye the kya?
rajesh-ji mera kaam kheto ki daiphal dekha dakhi karna hai to mai wahe the , baithey
main-hmm aachaa
main chair main baith jata hu aur uske baadh sab ek ek kar baith jate hai aur thodi der kai liyea koi kuch nahi bolta
main-kya huya aap sab chup kyu ho gaye? main kya galat samaya par aagaya?
daadi-nahi wo hum dhirendra ko le kar baath kar rahe the
main-kya baath chal rahe the papa ko lekar
raghunath- ki dhirendra ne apne jagha aapko dedia hai to unke jagha aap is ghar ki bade bete ho to unke jagha kya hai ise ghar main
main soch mai padd jata hu yea sawal to sahi hai ki papane mujhe apne jagha mard to bana dia aur unke jagha mujhe de dia jiise wo ghar ki badi bete bhi nahi rahe aur ek taraf sai wp ghar kai bete bhi nahi rahe
daadi-hmmm ise sai dhirendra ise ghar ki kisi bhi chez mai unke bhagidari nahi rahegi aur nahi ghar ki kisi bhi hisse mai unka hak rahega
main-to main inko apna salhakar rakhunga
rajesh-kya yea ho sakta hai amma ji
daadi-haan ghar ka mard chaheto wo dhirendra ko naukri par rakh sakta hai iise dhirendra ghar main rahe sakta hai
main-papa ,aap kuch bolna chahate ho?
papa-mujhe akash ji ka faisla manjoor hai.
main-papa aap jara mainre saath aaieyea
main waha sai uuth kar side mai aagaya aur papa bhi mere piche aagaye
main-papa ek beta hone kai naate mujhe aacha nahi lagg raha aapko naukri par rakhna to
papa-main ise decesion sai khus hu beta , main ise bahane ghar main to aaja sakta hu
main-kafe bhole ho papa, aab aap saher jayo papa
papa-meri jarurat sayad padd sakti hai
main-nahi padegi, naukar banwa kar to jarurat nahi padne wali , aap ko dekh kar mujhe bura laggne lagta hai to aap ka saher rabana ho jana he sahi rahega, aapki jarat padne par main bula lunga
papa-thik hai bata
papa maire baath mann kar ganv sai nikalne lage aur main rajesh ko bol deta hu ki wo papa ko nazdik bus stand par papa ko chod de
daadi-akash tum tayar ho jayo hume ek jaruri kaam sai jana hai
main-kayse jaruri kaam
daadi-wo gaanv kai panchyat par
main-usme mera kya kaam
daadi- kaam hai
main ja kar naha leta hu aur pant shirt pahen kar bahar aaraha tha ki tab mere aage badi bua yani kamini bua aagaye
main-bua aap,
kamini-bua nahi kamini hu main aapki liyea
main-sunne mai kuch tharak sa lagg raha hai, aap, mera matlab kar kya rahe hai yaha
kamini bua-daadi ne bheja hai
main-kyu
kamini bua-aap ko kapde pahene kai liyea dene kai liyea
main-kapde to pahna hu
kamini bua- yea nahi ,aapko yea pahenna padega
main-wht
kamini bua mujhe dhoti aur kurta dekhate hai jisko dekh kar main thoda shock ho jata hu
kamini- ji sarpanch yahe pahente hai
main-sarpanch?
kamini-sayad daadi ne bataya nahi ki aapki daadaji panchayat ki sadasy mai sai ek the to unke baath aap sadasy ho
main- yea to kisi ne bataya nahi
main apne kamre mai gaya dhoti pahenne kai liyea lakin maa waha the nahi
main-maa kaha hai
kamini bua-wo sulochana ki saath dushre ghar mai hai
main-greate, aab mujhe to dhoti pahenni aate nahi to
kamini bua- main aapki madat kar dati hu, daadi ne aap ki sheba karne kai liyea he bheja hai mujhe
main-thik hai, lakin tum kuch alag tarike sai baath kar rahe ho bua, tum itne sarmili kab sai ho gaye
kamini bua- aab to aap mere chote akash to nahi rahe aab aap is ghar ki mukhia yani mard bann gaye hai to mujhe aapki aage sarmana to padega he
mere samne wo khud he ghungat ko nikal di
kamini bua ki yea nasili baate aur unke bolna ka aandaz mere dil par baar kar rahe the, aur naa chahate huye bhi main aandar sai hard ho raha tha
main-to pahena do
kamini-bo aapki pant uutarna padega
main- aaysa he pahen lunga dhoti
kamini bua-aap par nahi jachega aayse
uff main apne aapko sambhal kar apna pant uutar dia aur underware main aagaya
main-aab to tum mujhe underware uutarna ko nahi bologi na
main aandar he aandar thoda sarma raha tha
kamini bua- nahi, yeahe sahi hai, aur aap sarmaoo math ji main aapki daasi hu aab aur kaha main pahele baar aapko aayse dekh rahe hu
apne bua sai ise tarha ki baath sun kar main aapne aap sai control khone lagg gaya aur mere aandar ka saph aapne aap jaghne laga aur mera lund underware kai aandar he khada hone laga aur aapne aakar par aaraha tha
jis par bua ki nazar thode der kai liyea padd gaye the aur wo apne palke bina jhukai waha he dekh rahe the uski mu sai lal nikalne lagi jisko wo khud he nigalne lagi lakin kuch nahi bol rahe the aur wo dekhte dekhte dhere dhere lungi pahena dati hai lakin uske nazaar aabhi bhi mere ussi jagha the
kamini bua-aap aandar ka to sarmata nahi hai, aur aap aaj kal uutna bhi nahi sarma rahe jitna sarmate the
main- kya mujhe aap sai sarmana chaheyea ?
kamini bua- mujhe to nahi lagta , aap ki bibi to aapki mousi bann chuka hai aur aap maa bhi aapki aurat hai to aap ko samane ki kya jarurat
(kamini ki nazar akash ki lund ki jagha the to uske mu sai aapne aap yea baath nikal jati hai)
main-kyu isse sai koi problem hai
(kamini ko yaad aata hai ki usne kuch aaya bol dia hai jisko nahi bolna chaheyea)
kamini bua-uff maaf karna ,aanjane mai yea baath nikal gaya mere matlab wo nahi tha , main wo kahi aur dekh rahe the
main-koi baath nahi bua, itna daro mat, main aapko katne nahi wala hehe , mujhe tum waise aache lagti ho jo ho
main yea bol kar kamre sai nikal kar bahar aagaya jaha daadi , raghunath aur rajesh wait kar rahe the
raghunath-aache lagg rahe hai dhoti hai akash ji
main-hmm
main gaadi ki aage ki seat main baith gaya aur daadi bhi aur hum panchayat kai liyea nikal pade jo ki pas ki ganv main ho raha tha..
hum jayse he wo jagha pahuche waha logo ki bheed pahele sai he aakatha the jo ki niche baithe huye the ek bade ki paid aur waha par 3 jan the jo ki chair main baithe the jo ki saree logo sai baath kar rahe the.
main daadi aur raghunath, rajesh ki saath waise taraf badhne laggta hu aur unsab kai paas jata hu
daadi-namaste mohanlal ji
mohanlal-namaste
wo mere aur dekhne lage
mohanlal-main galat nahi hu to yea hai zamidaar ji ,
daadi-aapki nazar tez hai
mohanlal-ji namaste
main-namaste
3no maine aur dekhte huye namaste kar ki mere liyea chair laye jaha main unke paas baitha 3 no main sai kisi ki bhi umar 60 sai kaam to lagg he nahi raha tha, daadi,raghunath aur rajesh waha sai dur khade huye. waha har koi aapna problem suna raha tha aur 3no apne poore koshish kar rahe the logo ki problem solve karne ki, dhkhte he dekhte 2 bajh gaye .
mohanlal-aaj ki panchayat aabhi barkhast ki jati hai
dhere dhere log jane lage lakin wo teeno aur main waha baithe the
mohanlal-ji insai miliyea yea hai khan saheb aur yea hai singh saheb
main-aap sab ko mil kar aacha laga
singh ji- hume aab tak janna chahate the ki zamidaar ki jagha kon le raha hai aaj jan bhi gaye
khan saheb-aap umar mai kafe chote hai
mohanlal-haan lakin aab aap zamidaar hai to aap ka faisla kafe mahatvapurna hoga, jayse aapki daadaji ka tha
3no mil kar mujhe baath karne lagg gaye aut wo thode khul kar bhi baath karne lagi tab main samjh ki bas mera ghar incest par nahi chal raha balki in 3no ki ghar ka bhi mamla same he hai , aur yea sab yaha ki powerful log hai jinmai sai daadaji bhi the aur panchayat ki sadshyo ki bina izazat baath kabhi bahar nahi jati wo bhi 3no mujhe batane lage
mohanlal- ji aap yea sab document padh kar isme dastakhat kar dijiyea
main-yea kon sai document hai
khan ji - yea document ki sign karne sai sarkar humare faisle par dakhal nahi dagi aur humara candidate ko he ticket milega aane wali chunab kai liyea , isme sign kai liyea hum kafe wait kar chuke hai zamindar ji,
main padhne lagta hu sara document
main-isme daadi ki sign kyu nahi lia?
singh ji- maaf kijiyea lakin wo bas rakhbali kar rahe aapki daadaji ki zayadat ki aur aapki dadaji ki jagha koi mard he le sakta hai jo ki aab aap ho aur unko hum panchayat ki aur sai koi hak nahi de sakte kyu ki wo aurat hai bo ghar sambhala he unke zimadari lage
main samajh jata hu ki wo kahena kya chahate the , main padhne kai baadh sign kar deta hu
main-yea lijiyea
mohanlal- dhanyabad zamidar ji ,
main-in document submit kaha kia jaha hai, aur area ki mantrri koi chuna kayse jata hai, aagar wo humare faisle par dhakhal dena chaheto
mohanlal- ji area ki mantri bhi humhe chunte hai to wo dhakhal kyu dengi zameendaar ji, aagar dhakhal dene ki koshish ki to hum uske jagha kisi aur ko khada karenge, aapki daadaji to sab ko apne haath main he rakhte the, han na singh ji
singh ji- haan haan hum sab kai baigar parinda bhi par nahi mar sakta hahahaha, mantri bhi humare isaro main chalte hai yaha ise liyea to hum poore maze lete hai bas galat kaam nahi hone dete
main-sach main, mujhe nahi pata tha ise baare mai ,
mohanlal-aap naye hai na , dhere dhere sab samajh jayenge, kabhi aayea humare ghar main hum aapko poore jankari denge
main-jarur , lakin document mai maire aalaba 4 jan ka sign hai to 4th hai kon wo dekh nahi rahe
khan ji-wo pratab ji hai unke tabiyat thodi kharab rahete hai to wo bahar jayda nahi nikalte
main-wo kis ganv sai hai
singh ji-wo aapki daadaji ki he chote bhai hai
khan ji- baise manna padega aapko zamindaar ji
main-kiss baate kai liyea
khanji-aaysa paheli baar huya hai ki aapki umar ka ghar ka mard bana hai , barna hum to 35 main bane hai
singh ji-haan sahi kaha hahahah aapki to maze he maze hai
main-ha ha ha ha kismat hai
akash sochne laga hai ki uske daadaji ki chote bhai kaha sai aagaya usne kabhi suna nahi kisi kai mu sai , wo 3no sai baath karne lagg jata hai kafe der aur phir ganv lauthne lagg jata hai aur usko itne bhook lagti lagne lagta hai ki wo dadaji ki bhai pratab kai baare main poochna bhul he jata hai
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