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Shandaar jabardast zindabad chudai wala update
Mast agla update ka intezar rahega
Nice update
great bhai
ab maa aur mausi se bahar aye hoo
ab lagta hai kuch kam krida acche se hogi
rajpoot
Awesome update
Update-51
aagle din maa ki tayari poore ho gaye the aur wo papa ki saath saher nikalne kai liyea taiyar ho rahe thee aur papa ghar ki bahar baithe the daadi ki saath tab main bhi waha pahuch gaya
main-papa kayse jane wale ho shahar
papa-bus sai
main-bus sai bo bhe maa ko le kar, aap ek kaam karo meri gadi le jaoo
papa-nahi,nahi tum kya karoge yaha jarurat padegi tumko
main-nahi ,nahi meri maa ko iske jayda jarurat hai ,aur sayad dadaji ki jeep padi hai yaha kaha
daadi-haan garage par padi hai tumhare dadaji ki jeep beta , aur akash ji bol rahe hai to le jayo
main-aur gadi ki serviceing bhi karwa lena papa hehe
papa-thik hai beta , le kar he jayunga
aur thode he der main papa gadi main baith jate hai maa kai jarurat ka saman gadi par rakh lia jata hai aur thode he der mai maa bhi aajati hai aur gadi mai baith jati hai tab mai ja kar gadi ki khidki sai maa ko bye bolta hu
main-maa apna khayal rakhna
maa-aur tu bhi mere laal aapna khayal rakhna aur plz mere bahen ka bhi thoda khayal rakhna wo thodi aakeli padd jate hai na
main-kayse khayal rakhu darling tum he bata do ? tumko to usko bolna chaheyea tha ki mera khayal rakhee
maa-haat badmash tu ek baari serious mood mai aajata hai dushre he pal mai saitan bann jata hai
main-kya karu tu hai he aayse cheez ki dekhte he hrudya paribartan ho jata hai hehehe
maa-haat badmash
main-aur papa aap mere darling ka khayal rakhna usko kisi cheez ki kami nahi hone chahiyea
papa- ok beta
main-haan aur maa yea aapki sasurji hai to ... hehe
maa mere chati par kohni marti hai
main-ahhhuch , papa... apne bahu par line mat marna
papa- thik hai beta (papa hass dete hai meri baath sun kar)
main apne ser ko car ki window sai ghusa deta hu aur maa ki hoth sai hoth laga kar ek chota sa kiss deta hu aur apna ser bahar lene lagta hu ki maa aage aakar maire hoth sai apne hoth laga leti hai aur mujhe ek french kiss dete lagg jati hai
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mujhe bhi maa ka yea kiss aachaa lagta hai to main bhi full support kar raha tha hum ek dushre ki hoth ko chodne ko tayar nahi the bas ek dushre ki hoto ka jaam pe lena chahate hai waha tab papa humare aur thoda der kar apna ser ghuma lete hai
aur 3,4 min baadh he hum dono ek dushre sai alag hone hai
main-yea kya tha maa
maa-good bye kiss
papa gadi start kar lete hai
main-mainre taraf sai bhi kuch lati jao maa
maa-huh do
main apna haath window sai aandar daalta hu aur maa ki chati ki upere rakh karsaree ki uper sai he boob par haath rakh kar daba deta hu
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maa-ahhhhhhh badmash
main hasne lagta hu aur papa aur maa shahar ki aur rabana ho jate hai
1 hafte baadh--
(akash kuch jayda he jor laga raha tha in 8 dino mai ganv ki samasya ka haal dhundne kai liyea. aur wo thoda thoda kamiyaab bhi horaha tha )
1 hafte baadh mujhe aapne ghar ki piche bagiche par ghumne ka mouka mila tha to main ghum raha tha, humare ghar kai piche ka bagicha kafe bada tha aur kafe pair bhi the aur phool bhi tab mere mann mai kafe bichar aane lagg jata hai tab mere nazar daadi par padte hai jo ki chair mai baith kar chai pe rahe thee ,main unsai baath karne jata hu
main-kya baath hai daadi subha subha yaha
daadi-yaha baith kar phoolo ko dekhne mai aacha lagta hai beta
main-to kyu na yaha thoda pher badal kia jai taki yaha aur aacha lage
daadi-hmmm dekhoo tumko kuch pher badal karna hai to karo jayse tum chaho
main-hmm aur kuch janna chahata hu aapsai
daadi-mujsai, mujsai kya janna chahate ho beta
main-main janna chahata hu ki dadaji ki mout kayse huye the
daaadi thoda shock ho gaye aur chup ho gaye thodi der aur mere sakl ko dekhne lagi aur thodi idhar uudhar dekhne lagi
daadi-tu aachanak yea sawal kyu pooch raha hai beta bataya to tha tumko, dhirendra ko
main-aapne jhoot bola tha daadi
daadi-mai kyu?
main-aap mujsai jhoot kyu bol rahe ho daadi main sach jaan chuka hu main bas aapki mu sai sunna chahata hu ,aur mujhe janna ka poora hak hai ise ghar ka mard hone ki naate
daadi ki paas aur koi chara na tha to bo ek lambi saash lati hai
daadi-bo bo. jal kar mare the
main-aapne yea baath kyu nahi bataye daadi
daadi-mujhe yea jaruri nahi laga aur tum sab jaan kar bhi kya karte , hadsa he to tha ji ki ho gaya
main-kaha huya tha yea hadsa
daadi-aao mere saath
daadi chair sai uuth jati hai aur main bhi uuth kar daadi ki piche jane lagta hu garden main tab hum ek chote sai ghar ki aage khade hote hai jo ki garden ki beech tha
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daadi-yahe ghar par huuya tha bo hadsa beta
ghar aadha he tha aur umar main chat he nahi tha lakin jala huya mujhe kahe sai nazar nahi aaraha tha
main-yea to naya lagg raha hai
daadi-kyu ki iske deebar main color karwaya gaya hai
main- yea makan jala kayse
daadi-yaha ghar pahele mitti sai bana huya tha aur yea tere dadaji ki pasandida jagha huya karta tha roj dopher ko yaha aate aur raath ko bhi
main daadi ki saath ja kar aandar dekhne laga
main-yaha karte kya the dadaji
daadi chup ho gaye to main ghar ko thik sai dekhne laga
main-kya yea sach mai hadsa he tha?
daadi kuch na boli thode der- haan beta tere dadaji yaha lakdi jalate the unko pasand tha yea to waha sai aag lagg gaye thee
main daadi ko dekhne laga wo bata to rahe the lakin mujhe pata nahi kyu dadi par thoda bharosa nahi kar pa raha tha .
daadi-chale yaha sai
tab mujhe ek chota sa rasta dekhai deta hai piche jane kai liyea
main-rukia bo rasta kaha nikalta hai
daadi-bo rasta kamla ki ghar jata hai bo aajkal use hota nahi jayda ise liyea bandh hai
daadi aur main wapas aajate hai aur ghar ki side main he khade ho jate hai
main-daadi, kya aap musai aur kisi kai baare main baath chupa rahe ho ?
daadi-nahi beta nahi to
(main daadi ko dadaji kai chote bhai kai baare mai poochna chahata tha lakin pata nahi kyu mujhe laga ki daadi poore sach nahi batayenge ya phir kuch aur matlab nikalenge to main yea baath aabhi nahi pochne ka decision leta hu)
main- us din sunidhi ko chabi dene sai jhijhak kyu rahe the aap?
daadi-us din kai liyea maine pahele sai he maafi mang li hai tumsai beta
main-kya dadaji kai karan ? kya daadaji usko jayda time dete the ise liyea
daadi-haan sayad iseliyea
main- daadi dadaji kai liyea sunidhi itne important kyu bann gaye ki wo aapko nahi poochte the
daadi-sab sunidhi ki karan huya tha
main- ya phir koi aur problem tha
daadi kai mu sai kuch to poora sach sunna chahata ise liyea main seedha he sawal poochta ja raha tha jiske jabab ko aasani sai de rahe the lakin aakhri sawal sunte the wo apna ser niche kar lati hai
main-daadi mere aur dekhoo
daadi apne ser jayse he uuthate hai tab mai dekhta hu ki daadi ki aankhe thoda sa namm to ho gaye thee tab main samajh gaya ki daadi ko dadaji aur sunidhi ka rista khatakta tha . lakin daadi aapne aap ko ek jhatsai mai sambhal leti hai
daadi-ise ghar ki bhalai ki liyea boli the, mujhe chinta hai ki ise kakran tum par koi unglee na uuthe beta
main jarur josh mai aakhri sawal bin soche pooch lia tha lakin daadi mere aakhri sawal ka jabab na de kar pahele sawal ka ghuma kar jaba deti hai
tab mujhe laga ki kuch aur baath jarur hai , kya wo naani ki chudai kai karan ,nahi nahi unko dekh kar aaysa to nahi lagta ki wo kamjor aurat hai ki dadaji ko roka nahi pati to unhone roka kyu nahi naani ko aur wo naani sai kabhi gussa karte to dekhe nahi
mainre aandar sawal bahut tha aur daadi itne jaldi sach to nahi batane wali aur usnai kuch sach janne kai liyea mujhe kuch alag rasta aapnana hoga tab kamini bua aajati hai aur humko khana khane ki liyea bulati hai
daadi-thik hai tum chalo hum aate hai
kamini kahi nahi jati to daadi kamini ko dekhne lagti hai
daadi-chalo
kamini bua daadi ko dekhte hai aur phir mujko dekhne laggjati hai
main-kamini jara mere paas to aana
kamini bua chal kar mere paas aajati hai aur main unke kamar par haath rakh deta hu
kamini bua-maaf karna maa main bas humare ghar ki mard yani naye zamindaar ji ki he baath manungi
daadi akash aur kamini ki sakl ko baari baari dekhne lagte hai aur samajhte hai ki akash ko kamini he information de rahe hai wo aur kuch na bol kar wala sai jane ka faisla lati hai
main-kamini kafe baath mann rahe ho
kamini bua-ji aap ki baath to manungi aap mere naye zamindaar jo thaire
main-haha lagta hai punishment aasarr kar gaya kamini galti mat karna
kamini-ji koi galti nahi karungi zamindaar ji
main kamini bua ki gand mai haath rakh kar daba deta hu aur hasne lagta hu thoda aur ishare sai kamini bua ko us toote ghar ki aur dekhata hu
main-kamini waha humare dadaji karte kya the
kamini-wo papa(dadaji) ka chudai ka adaa tha naye zamindaar ji
main-kya sach main?
kamini-haan ji waha to aapki naani ko bhi chodha gaya hai aapki daadaji ki dwara aur mujhe bhi
main-tu bhi kamini, to us ghar ko thik karne kai liyea bol deta hu taki main tujhe wahe le kar ja kar saku
kamini bua haas dati hai main bua ka gand daba deta hu tabhi waha savnam aajati hai to main kamini bua ko chod deta hu, kyu ki main apne choti bholi bahen ko yea sab dekhana nahi chahata tha . aur uske aachaa bada bhai banne rahena chahata tha
savnam- aare bhaiya chalo na khana khane chalte hai
main-tu khai nahi hai aabtak chasmish
savnam- aapki saath khana khana hai bhaiyaa aur phir sahile ki saath baith kar padhai karne hai to chalo na
main-thik hai thik hai
main savnam kai paas jata hu ki wo mere haath pakad lete hai aur mujhe ghar ki aandar le jati hai aur hum khana khane lagg jate hai .
shaam ko ---
(akash ki liyea aaj thoda khali samaya tha to wo sochta hai ki chal ki savnam sai thodi padhai ki baare mai baath kia jaye tab dushre taraf savnam apne saheli ki saath the )
saheli-aarre earphone lagana
savnam-de de
saheli-dekh na kitna bada hai yaar iska dekhne
savnam- hmmm thik sai dekh nahi raha
saheli-aabe buddhu chasma pahen kar dekh
savnam-(chasma pahente he)aare haan tu sach boli
saheli-main sach he bolte hu, kya chod raha hai hehe
savnam-aaye bhi karte hai ladkai
saheli-haan re wo zoya bata rahe the ki uska bf usko aayse chodta hai
savnam-baap re dard hota hoga na usse
saheli-bolti hai ki maza bahut aata hai
savnam-sach me(sarrmate huye bolte hai )
saheli-tu kyu sarma rrahe hai savnam hehe dekh na patak dia
(savnam aur uske saheli mil kar phone par porn dekh rahe the tabhi darbaze sai akash waha aajata hai to dono suddenly apna phone chupa dete hai )
main-kya huya maine disturb kar dia
savnam-bo bo bo hum wo online bo bo padhai kar rahe thee
main-ohh yea kon hai
sabnam-meri saheli bhaiya
(savnam ki saheli bas akash ko dekhte he ja rahe the aur kuch bol nahi pa rahe the)
main-thik padhai karo aur haan apne sahili ko jald ghar bhej dena shaam ho rahe hai
savnam-thik hai bhaiya
(akash kamre sai chala jata hai )
saheli-aare yea to naye zamindaar ji hai na
savnam-haan mere bhaiya naye zamindaar ji hai
saheli-maine bas suna tha lakin yea to sach mai kafe kam umar kai hain
savnam-haan to
saheli-tujko pata nahi poore ganv mai naye zamindaar ji ki charcha hai
savnam-kya matlab kayse charcha
saheli-are maine papa sai suna hai ki naye zamindaar ji ki shadi unse dugni umar ki aurat kai saath huye hai aur zamindaar ji khub maze lete honge bolkai
savnam-tu meri bhaiya ki baare mai aayse baatai math kar bo aache hai . wo yea sab nahi karte
saheli-tujhe kayse pata?
savnam-mujhe pata hai . wo din bhar ganv ki liyea kaam karte hai
saheli-haan wo to din bhar karte hai , raath ko kya karte hai bo dekhna ja kar
savnam-main kyu dekhu bhala
saheli- dekh na savnam, main hoti teri jagha to jarur dekhne ki koshish karte
savnai-tu kuch bhi bolte hai aab tu ja shaam ho rahe hai
dushre taraf--
sham ki 7.30 -
maire mann mai kafe samaya sai yea sawal ghoom rahe the ki kya dadaji ki mout ek hadsa he tha ya phir kisi ne karya tha lakin aaysa kon karega sayad ... nahi nahi , lakin daadi mujhe jhoot kyu bol rahe hai ,hmm sayad sach bolkar pareshan nahi karna chahati ho, hmm lakin kuch to hai to daadi mujsai aabhi bhi chupa rrahe the ,aur mujhe jhool to lagg raha tha, tab maine socha iska pata to lagane he padega lakin kayse tabhi mere aage sai manju apne ghar jane kai liyea nikalne lagi , tab mujhe yaad aaya ki manju to daadi kai saath jayda tar rahete the to sayad bo mere sawal ka jabab de sake, to main bina waqt gabaye ghar ki bahar manju ko rokta hu
manju -saheb kuch kaam hai kya
main-haan mujhe yea bata ki tu kab sai ghar mai kaam kar rahe hai matlab kab sai dadaji
manju- takriban 8 shal saheb
main-to yea bata ki daadi aur dadaji main main kya kuch jaghda type hota tha
manju- ji wo to nahi janti saheb
main-to aayse jisse mere daada daadi ki beech doori badhi ho
manju- wo to sunidhi didi kai karan huya tha saheb
main-bo to main bhi janta hu lakin kuch aur wajay
manju-wo sayad maa(kamla)janti hogi saheb bo daadaji kai saath jayda tar raheti the
main-thik hai lakin kya tu sach bol rahe hai ki tujhe nahi pata
manju-sach bol rahe hu saheb
main-thik hai lakin tu bafadar kiss ki tarraf hai ?
manju-aapki taraf saheb
main-to humare bheetar jo baath huya bo kisi ko math batana kisi ko bhi nahi samjhe
manju-samajh gaye saheb main kisi ko ise baare mai nahi batayunge
main-aur sun kal sai tu daadi ki saath rahogi aur uske sare jankari mujhe dogo , samjhe
manju-samajh gaye saheb
tab waha manju ka baap aajata hai aur mujhe usse baath karte dekh thoda ghabra jata hai
manju ka baap- isse koi galti ho gaye kya saheb
main-lagta hai aaj hosh mai hai tu
bo mera pair pakad leta hai
manju ka baap-maaf karrdena saheb , us raath ko galti ho gaye the aaysa kabhi nahi hoga ai sapat
main manju ko jane kai liyea bolta hu to bo chali jati hai
main-ek baath poochu sach bolega
manju ka baap-ji hukum aapsai main jhoot kyu bolu
main-dadaji kayse mare the
manju ka baap-aag main jal kar saheb
main mann he mann mai -wah isne to ek jhatke mai sach bol dia. peakkad hai lakin sach bol raha hai , yea mere kaam mai aasakta hai
main-gadi chalani aate hai
manju ka baap -haan saheb
main-to kaal sai tu mera driver banega
manju ka baap mere pair pakad leta hai aur sukriya aata karne lagg jata hai
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