Funny Parody

[Cyanide]

Cast pe aate hai...

Madhuri Dixit...naam Baahar Begum

Sonakshi sinha...Naam - Satya (iski fantasy thi apne pati ki shadi karana aur usko sex karte hue dekhna...par bechari mar jaati hai due to Cancer...issi ke wajah se ye puri movie banni hai naa iski fantasy hoti naa hi aisa kuch banta)

Aaliyaaaaaa....Naam - Roop Kaam patang udana...be matlab ka naachna...aur BC kon ganna sekhne kothe pe jaata hai...Akal bech aayi thi ye...shuru mein thik thi bandi...Jab Satya aati hai iske pass isko apne ghar mein trail pe rakhne ke liye tab manna kar deti hai ye....par family...sali gajab ki family thi iski...uss time Live-in ke liye kah rahe the isko...wo bhi ek couple ke saath...

Aditya Roy kapur - Naam Dev...Satya ka pati

Sanjay Dutt- Harami bddha...jawani se hi bande ke kadam ladkhada rahe the...iska chakar Bahar begum se tha wo kotte wali...inka ek baccha bhi hua...

Zafar - Overacting ye apni overacting ke karan famous hai....kisi ke saath sex karet hue ladki se yada aaaahhh uhhh hmmmm ye aawajein iski nikalti hai...

Kunal Khemu...Abdul khan...ye mast banda tha...isne hi maara Overacting wale ko...

Kahani pe aate hai...

Satya bole to fantasy wali aaurat....jab bhi apne pati ke saath karen jaati to bas yahi chalta iske dimmag mein kitna mazza aayega jab dusro ko bhi pata chale ki mere pati ka bahut chota hai...kisi kaam ka nahi hai ye...meri jawani barbaad kar di hai....

Satya ke jindgi ka ekke maksad tha badla...Dev se badla...sabko ye bata ke ki uski lulli bahut choti hai...iske liye usne apni bachpan ke sathi Roop ki help lene ki sochi...wo gayi roop ke pass aur usko bola...ek saal ke liye chal mere yaaha...agar mere pati ki lulli pasand aayi to wo tera...

Roop ne manna kar diya...par Roop ke gharwalo ko Satya ne manna liya aur fir Roop ko bhi jaana pada...par Roop ne apni ek condition rakhi..ki main pahle shadi karegi usse...Dev se...

Satya ka plan sahi jaa raha tha..parDev ko pata chal gaya...aur Dev ne bachne ke liye...Roop ke kamre mein jaake bol diya abhi nahi karega main...aur nikal gaya...

Satya ka plan abhi ke liye bekar ho gaya aur wahi Roop anguli karke so gayi...

kuch time bitta aur Satya nikal li...uska plan success nahi ho raha tha to mar gayi wo...par marne se pahle kuch baatein hui jaise...Dev ko pata chala uska ek najayaz bhai bhi hai...jo kotte wali bahar ka beta hai...ye pata chala to wo apne baap ko khari khoti sunata hai...

Wahi Roop ab anuli karte karte thak gayi thi usko chaska laga kotthe pe jaane ka iss ummid mein ki waha kuch mille...ab aise hi to khotte pe jaa nahi sakte...to usne ganna sikhne ka bol ke kotte pe jaana shuru kiya...baad mein usne apne pati ki newspaper mein kaam karne ka kaha pati maan gaya...aur wo chali gayi wapas se...kotthe mein...wahi uski mulakat hui...Zafar se...jo badla lena chahta tha apni najayaz baap se...aur usko badla lene ka rasta mil gaya uski bhabhi...

Devar ne bhabhi ke saath pyaar ka natak kiya...bhabhi fas gayi ...dever ko bhi naa chahte hue bhabhi se pyaar ho gaya tha...par ye baat pata chali dono ne saan sasur ko...saas bole to Maduri thi to item hi naa Sanjay ki...Sanjnay ne Roop ko dhamki di aur Zafar ko maraa.

Ab roop jisko ghar se nikalne nahi diya jaa raha tha uske pass anguli karne ke alawa aur koi chara nahi tha...tha ek par wo maan hi nahi raha tha uska pati...

Kuch karano se...uss jagah pe dange hone lage aur Sanjaye dutt apne bete aur bahu ke saath nikalne ko ho gaye...saath mein wo Zafar bhi tha jo ab apne bhabhi se pyar karne laga tha...usko train pe chadaya usne par...khud chade usse pahle ussi ke dost Kunal khemu ne usko talwar se maar dala....

Ye dono Roop aur Dev nikal liye waha se...ek din Roop ne vaigra milla ke dhudh diya Dev ko to uska maan ho gaya karne ka...par jab wo Roop ke saath karne laga...Roop ko pata chala uski lulli se jyada ander to uski anguli jaati hai...

itni ghatiya movie few scenes are naat written...

Kirpya maat dekhjhe aisi movies....isse accha hai aapmutth maar ke pyaaz khaye. Rajesh khanna ke jaise...

 

[Mr. BERLIN]

I know men par yahi apun ko barabar maante hai

Xp pr hota tb dekhta inhe 2011 ki joining thi inki ya phle btw inhonne xp ki sarkar tk palti or banayi hai waha ab soch le kitne senior hai ye

 

[The Immortal]

First Movie Kalank 300 lage the mere.....thoda bhadash to nikalega apan

Apne naam ki tarah thi movie

 

[Cyanide]

Apne naam ki tarah thi movie

 

[Cyanide]

Aakash.

 

[Cyanide]

Next movie Bhagban special appearence Shagun 007 and Sexbot2.0
Rukko jarra

 

[Cyanide]

Bhagban...

Cast ka kya hi bataye badi lambi list hai to thoda short mein hi chalenge...aur aaj tak iss movie se sayad sabka palla padh hi gaya ho to chalo aage badhte hai...

Big B - Kon banega crorepati (bc ye hamesha se...Rekha ka pati banna chahta tha..par. nahi ban paaya...yaha bhi yahi soch ke aaya tha ki Rekha ji iss movie mein aa jaaye aur um unke saath kare...) Inka naam hai Raj Malhotra

Dreamgirl - Bobby ki sagi to Sunny ki step mother...aur Dharm paaji ki dusri biwi... (Sholy ke time se hi inka crush tha Big B pe...par wo nahi dete inko bhaw...wo to apni Rekha ki yaadon mein Haathon ki Rekha ghiste jaa rahe the...) inka naam hai Pooja malhotra..

Raj bank mein kaam karta tha ICICI mein...padha likha tha par sala bedimmag ye nahi samajh paaya bacche 2 hi acche....isne 4 kar liye...maan nahi bhara iska...to ek din Shagun 007 naam ki ek ladki jo iske bank mein loan lene ko aayi usko blackmail kiya aur usse bhi ek baccha jo the Selmon bhai ... Matlab sale ne kul 5 bacche kar hi liye... Shagun 007 koi acchi ladki nahi thi ek number ki chuddakad thi wo...uske aur bhi kahi saare aise hi riste the...ab unn riston ko kaamiyab rakhne ke liye Selmon bhai ko usne apne baap ke pass bhej diya... Raj ko samajh nahi aa raha tha kya kiya jaaye agar biwi ko bataya ki 5th already aa gaya hai to wo wapas se karne nahi degi...aur condom laga ke mazza nahi aata karne mein....to Raj ne socha ki bich ka rasta nikala jaaye...usne Selmon bhai ko kisi ke pass chod diya dekh bhal karne ke liya...

Waqt bitta gaya.. Kuch saal baad Selmon bhai jab thode bade hue to unko Big B ne goad le liya...legally apni biwi ko dikhane ke liye...Biwi bhi khush ho gayi usse par chukki umar ho gayi thi Raj ki aur ab wo Pooja ko santusht nahi kar paate.....bas garam karke chod dete the to Pooja ne bhi unko dene se manna kar rakha tha...lekin aaj ye sab dekh Pooja ne Lullikart se ek sexbot magwaya... Sexbot2.0 haa..aur usko gift kar diya Raj ko.....Pooja ab bas bahar walo ko deti thi...jawan log

Waqt beetta gaya aur Holi aayi....

Sab bade bhi ho gaye the...Raj aur Pooja ke 4 beton mein se 3 ne shadi kar li thi aur 2 ke to bacche bhi the... 4th ladka Ghey nikal gaya...

Sabhi ke sabhi aaye Big B ke ghar mein aur shuru hua nude party... Ye ha saal ka rule the Raj ne banaya tha party hogi holi ke time to nude party hi hogi...sab lage pade the bhang pi ke ek dusre ke saath...Raj ko aaj Pooja karne de rahi thi Holi jo thi aur Pooja kaa manna tha kabhi kabhi ghar ka bhi khaa lena chahiye...

gaane ke bol bhi hai sunniyega


Chut se lund mile more babua, Baje chut aur gand

lund se chut ka meel jo ho toh

dono se nikal jaaye rang


haa to iss gaane pe khub pelam pelayi hui... Ye aakhiri baar tha jab Pooja ne Raj ko diya tha iske baad fir jab wapas mille tab hi diya...

Haa dono ko bichadna pada...sab kuch hua unke beton ki wajah se....unke beyton ko pata chal gaya ki abhi bhi unke Maa Baap lage hue hai...Holi party mein dekha unn logo ne...ur Property ke aur hisse naa ho iska dhyaan rakhte hhue sabhi ne plan banaya...6 - 6 mahine rakhenge 2no ko ek dusre se alag...tab too aayega hi nahi koinaya property ka hissedar...bas issi plan ko badhate hue baccho ne apne Maa baap ko ek dusre se hi alag kar diya...Raj jab jaa raha tha ko Pooja ne uske liye Sexbot2.0 ko acche se pack kiya aur Raj ne bhi ek naya Dildo ka set Pooja ke liye diya...par wo gift inn dono ke chote bete ne rakh liya... sala Ghey sharam nahi aayi dildo lene mein..

to ye dono bichad gaye...Ab Raj jo tha wo apne 2nd wale bete ke yaha tha...aur Pooja bade wale ke saath...2nd number wala beta bada harami tha...usko hamesha se hi gussa aata tha apne Baap pe ki itne kyun paida kar diye...ek to property kam hai upar se itne hissedar alag..to wo apne baap se ab badla lene ka soch raha tha usko nicha dikhata wo....aur Big B udass rahne lage...unki bahu alag se usko tease karne ke liyeghar mein bra mein guma karti thi...isse Big B ka khada ho jaata...ek din issi tarah unka khada ho gaya aur ab wo yaha waha bhagne lage kya kare kya naa kare...to unko yaad aaya uss Sexbot2.0 ka aur unhone shuru kiya kaam usko nikala aur usse karne lage wapas...jab iss baar unhoneuse karna shuru kiya to uske saath aaye hue kitab pe bhi nazar gayi Big B ki..Kitab mein bataya gaya tha Sexbot2.0 ko kaise use kare...par wo sab pekar ke positions the...Raj ne tay kiya wo khud ki book likhenge...postions wali...aur wo lag gaye kitab likhne mein.....aise hi 6 mahine ka waqt kat gaya aur bhi ghatnaye hui thi jaise..Big B ek cafe mein jaane lage jaaha 1 pati patni rahte the..pati mein dum nahi tha to patni ghaat ghaat ka paani piti rahti...waha pe har ek customer ke saath.. Big B ka mota tha to ye dono unko Mota bhai bolte...Big B ne lag bhag kitab puri kar li aur jab waha se nikalne ka time aaya...to ek round Uss pati patni ke saath karne chalegaye aur kitab wahi bhool aaye..

Wahi dusri taraf bade bete ne apni Maa ke saath shuru kar diya tha aur usko dhandhe pe laga diya biklul apni beti ki tarah...ek kissa inka bhi tha..wo ye ki ek din Pooja ki poti ko ek ladka le gaya 1 aadmi ka bol ke par waha pe 5 aa gaye....Pooja ne jaake fir madad ki uskii aur paise bhi jyadale aayi...tab se dono dadi Poti ki bonding acchi ho gayi...

fir aaya wo din jab dono nikle dusre beton ke pass jaane ke liye...par...dono ne phone pe hi tay kar liya eek jagah milte hai aur Makeuot karte hai...aur wahi kiya dono ne...Dono apne honeymoon spot pe pahuch gaye aur wahi pe makeout kiya...Algle din jab dono aise hi ghumne lage to unko ek sex toy ki dukan dikhi...Big B ko yaad aaya dildo to saare wo ghey le gaya tha Pooja ko gift dena chahiye wo dono chale jaate hai uss jagah..aur unko waha ek salesman milta hai...jo unko dildo dikhata hai...wo le lete hai...par tabhi Raj ki nazar brand new sex bot pe jaati hai...salesman bada harami tha usne testdrive kah ke sexbot nikalwa diya...aur test drive ke baad jabardasti karne laga ki lena hi hoga...par Big B ke pass paise nahi the itne..Salesman ne Big B ko marne ki koshish ki tabhi waha Selmon bhai ki entry hoti hai aur wo ghunn dete hai uss salesmen ko...

Big B aur Pooja ki nazar uspe jaati hai wo dono bahut khuss ho jaate hai par Selmon bhai wo to lage hue the uss salesman ko maarne mein...aur usko maar maar ke bhaga dete hai...

Fir Slemon bhai dono ko namaste kahte hai aur unko apne ghar le jaate hai..ghar mein ek ladki hoti hai jo ladki nahi balki sex bot hi hoti hai par bahut advance.. Selmon bhai ne aaj tak shadi nahi ki kyun ki unka kaata gaya hai wo bhi bahut baar....

Dono ko wpo apne ghar mein rakht hai aur fir agle din Selmon bhai Big B ko wahi sex bot gift karte hai jo use kiya tha unhone...ab thodi naa bikta wo..

fir sab chod chad ke nikal jaate hai ussi ghar ki oor jaha Big B aur Pooja raha karte the...apne ghar mein jaha 2 kutte unka wait kar rahe the aur totla tiwari bhi...

jab ye sab waha pahuchte hai tabhi wo pati patni bhi aa jaate hai,..aur kahte hai ki Mota bhai apki postion wali kitab chapne wali hai...aur unko 10 crore bhi dete hai...

Ending mein bhasan dena tha to Selmon bhai ne bhasan diya uss kitab mein diye gaye har ek position ko stage pe karke dikhaya apne sexbot ke saath

The End

bekar story

 

[Cyanide]

Bhagban...

Cast ka kya hi bataye badi lambi list hai to thoda short mein hi chalenge...aur aaj tak iss movie se sayad sabka palla padh hi gaya ho to chalo aage badhte hai...

Big B - Kon banega crorepati (bc ye hamesha se...Rekha ka pati banna chahta tha..par. nahi ban paaya...yaha bhi yahi soch ke aaya tha ki Rekha ji iss movie mein aa jaaye aur um unke saath kare...) Inka naam hai Raj Malhotra

Dreamgirl - Bobby ki sagi to Sunny ki step mother...aur Dharm paaji ki dusri biwi... (Sholy ke time se hi inka crush tha Big B pe...par wo nahi dete inko bhaw...wo to apni Rekha ki yaadon mein Haathon ki Rekha ghiste jaa rahe the...) inka naam hai Pooja malhotra..

Raj bank mein kaam karta tha ICICI mein...padha likha tha par sala bedimmag ye nahi samajh paaya bacche 2 hi acche....isne 4 kar liye...maan nahi bhara iska...to ek din Shagun 007 naam ki ek ladki jo iske bank mein loan lene ko aayi usko blackmail kiya aur usse bhi ek baccha jo the Selmon bhai ... Matlab sale ne kul 5 bacche kar hi liye... Shagun 007 koi acchi ladki nahi thi ek number ki chuddakad thi wo...uske aur bhi kahi saare aise hi riste the...ab unn riston ko kaamiyab rakhne ke liye Selmon bhai ko usne apne baap ke pass bhej diya... Raj ko samajh nahi aa raha tha kya kiya jaaye agar biwi ko bataya ki 5th already aa gaya hai to wo wapas se karne nahi degi...aur condom laga ke mazza nahi aata karne mein....to Raj ne socha ki bich ka rasta nikala jaaye...usne Selmon bhai ko kisi ke pass chod diya dekh bhal karne ke liya...

Waqt bitta gaya.. Kuch saal baad Selmon bhai jab thode bade hue to unko Big B ne goad le liya...legally apni biwi ko dikhane ke liye...Biwi bhi khush ho gayi usse par chukki umar ho gayi thi Raj ki aur ab wo Pooja ko santusht nahi kar paate.....bas garam karke chod dete the to Pooja ne bhi unko dene se manna kar rakha tha...lekin aaj ye sab dekh Pooja ne Lullikart se ek sexbot magwaya... Sexbot2.0 haa..aur usko gift kar diya Raj ko.....Pooja ab bas bahar walo ko deti thi...jawan log

Waqt beetta gaya aur Holi aayi....

Sab bade bhi ho gaye the...Raj aur Pooja ke 4 beton mein se 3 ne shadi kar li thi aur 2 ke to bacche bhi the... 4th ladka Ghey nikal gaya...

Sabhi ke sabhi aaye Big B ke ghar mein aur shuru hua nude party... Ye ha saal ka rule the Raj ne banaya tha party hogi holi ke time to nude party hi hogi...sab lage pade the bhang pi ke ek dusre ke saath...Raj ko aaj Pooja karne de rahi thi Holi jo thi aur Pooja kaa manna tha kabhi kabhi ghar ka bhi khaa lena chahiye...

gaane ke bol bhi hai sunniyega


Chut se lund mile more babua, Baje chut aur gand

lund se chut ka meel jo ho toh

dono se nikal jaaye rang


haa to iss gaane pe khub pelam pelayi hui... Ye aakhiri baar tha jab Pooja ne Raj ko diya tha iske baad fir jab wapas mille tab hi diya...

Haa dono ko bichadna pada...sab kuch hua unke beton ki wajah se....unke beyton ko pata chal gaya ki abhi bhi unke Maa Baap lage hue hai...Holi party mein dekha unn logo ne...ur Property ke aur hisse naa ho iska dhyaan rakhte hhue sabhi ne plan banaya...6 - 6 mahine rakhenge 2no ko ek dusre se alag...tab too aayega hi nahi koinaya property ka hissedar...bas issi plan ko badhate hue baccho ne apne Maa baap ko ek dusre se hi alag kar diya...Raj jab jaa raha tha ko Pooja ne uske liye Sexbot2.0 ko acche se pack kiya aur Raj ne bhi ek naya Dildo ka set Pooja ke liye diya...par wo gift inn dono ke chote bete ne rakh liya... sala Ghey sharam nahi aayi dildo lene mein..

to ye dono bichad gaye...Ab Raj jo tha wo apne 2nd wale bete ke yaha tha...aur Pooja bade wale ke saath...2nd number wala beta bada harami tha...usko hamesha se hi gussa aata tha apne Baap pe ki itne kyun paida kar diye...ek to property kam hai upar se itne hissedar alag..to wo apne baap se ab badla lene ka soch raha tha usko nicha dikhata wo....aur Big B udass rahne lage...unki bahu alag se usko tease karne ke liyeghar mein bra mein guma karti thi...isse Big B ka khada ho jaata...ek din issi tarah unka khada ho gaya aur ab wo yaha waha bhagne lage kya kare kya naa kare...to unko yaad aaya uss Sexbot2.0 ka aur unhone shuru kiya kaam usko nikala aur usse karne lage wapas...jab iss baar unhoneuse karna shuru kiya to uske saath aaye hue kitab pe bhi nazar gayi Big B ki..Kitab mein bataya gaya tha Sexbot2.0 ko kaise use kare...par wo sab pekar ke positions the...Raj ne tay kiya wo khud ki book likhenge...postions wali...aur wo lag gaye kitab likhne mein.....aise hi 6 mahine ka waqt kat gaya aur bhi ghatnaye hui thi jaise..Big B ek cafe mein jaane lage jaaha 1 pati patni rahte the..pati mein dum nahi tha to patni ghaat ghaat ka paani piti rahti...waha pe har ek customer ke saath.. Big B ka mota tha to ye dono unko Mota bhai bolte...Big B ne lag bhag kitab puri kar li aur jab waha se nikalne ka time aaya...to ek round Uss pati patni ke saath karne chalegaye aur kitab wahi bhool aaye..

Wahi dusri taraf bade bete ne apni Maa ke saath shuru kar diya tha aur usko dhandhe pe laga diya biklul apni beti ki tarah...ek kissa inka bhi tha..wo ye ki ek din Pooja ki poti ko ek ladka le gaya 1 aadmi ka bol ke par waha pe 5 aa gaye....Pooja ne jaake fir madad ki uskii aur paise bhi jyadale aayi...tab se dono dadi Poti ki bonding acchi ho gayi...

fir aaya wo din jab dono nikle dusre beton ke pass jaane ke liye...par...dono ne phone pe hi tay kar liya eek jagah milte hai aur Makeuot karte hai...aur wahi kiya dono ne...Dono apne honeymoon spot pe pahuch gaye aur wahi pe makeout kiya...Algle din jab dono aise hi ghumne lage to unko ek sex toy ki dukan dikhi...Big B ko yaad aaya dildo to saare wo ghey le gaya tha Pooja ko gift dena chahiye wo dono chale jaate hai uss jagah..aur unko waha ek salesman milta hai...jo unko dildo dikhata hai...wo le lete hai...par tabhi Raj ki nazar brand new sex bot pe jaati hai...salesman bada harami tha usne testdrive kah ke sexbot nikalwa diya...aur test drive ke baad jabardasti karne laga ki lena hi hoga...par Big B ke pass paise nahi the itne..Salesman ne Big B ko marne ki koshish ki tabhi waha Selmon bhai ki entry hoti hai aur wo ghunn dete hai uss salesmen ko...

Big B aur Pooja ki nazar uspe jaati hai wo dono bahut khuss ho jaate hai par Selmon bhai wo to lage hue the uss salesman ko maarne mein...aur usko maar maar ke bhaga dete hai...

Fir Slemon bhai dono ko namaste kahte hai aur unko apne ghar le jaate hai..ghar mein ek ladki hoti hai jo ladki nahi balki sex bot hi hoti hai par bahut advance.. Selmon bhai ne aaj tak shadi nahi ki kyun ki unka kaata gaya hai wo bhi bahut baar....

Dono ko wpo apne ghar mein rakht hai aur fir agle din Selmon bhai Big B ko wahi sex bot gift karte hai jo use kiya tha unhone...ab thodi naa bikta wo..

fir sab chod chad ke nikal jaate hai ussi ghar ki oor jaha Big B aur Pooja raha karte the...apne ghar mein jaha 2 kutte unka wait kar rahe the aur totla tiwari bhi...

jab ye sab waha pahuchte hai tabhi wo pati patni bhi aa jaate hai,..aur kahte hai ki Mota bhai apki postion wali kitab chapne wali hai...aur unko 10 crore bhi dete hai...

Ending mein bhasan dena tha to Selmon bhai ne bhasan diya uss kitab mein diye gaye har ek position ko stage pe karke dikhaya apne sexbot ke saath

The End

bekar story

Rahul Aakash. AK 25 Akki ❸❸❸ Iron Man

 

[Cyanide]

Adirshi

 

[Akki ❸❸❸]

Rahul Aakash. AK 25 Akki ❸❸❸ Iron Man

 

[Iron Man]

Rahul Aakash. AK 25 Akki ❸❸❸ Iron Man