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Eh jehdi kahani aa serif monranjan de lai aa na ke kise jaat paat de barud na kise dharam de barud aa main sare dharma da sarkar kar da te saria jata pata si izaat kar da aa dhanbad
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Pura din hamra ase he nikal gya.. or story me sam hoone vaali h.. kya kuch ho reha h ab.. ground me ldyi hui h..finally pta to lge kiski gand tuti h ldyi h.. or ab aage kiski fat gii..Bindar soch di aa ene sachi keh ta mod ke us nu tan pata ni kinia sohnia kudia v mil jaan main fer reh gai uda hi
Bi ,,,, nahi yaar hun ni kehndi kosh v us nu na kosh kahi dekh tere nalo wadi aa hath jod di aaa akhri waar maaf kar de main fer yaad di rehna masi tan koi mileya jehda ana sokh dinda aa
Pi ,,, tan hi bhut kadar kar di aa us di phela v keha si jhuth na ilzaam lai
Bi ,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi uthan lagi pitti ne uth ke rok lai bas aaj to baad ni Kosh v kehndi us nu baki tu kosh na kahi hun tera mere te asaan rahu ga pitti da gussa thanda ho gia
Pi ,,,, chal kar la hun Aram asaan di koi gal ni aa main ta choni aa Bach ke karo jo v karna aa te ralmil ke raho saria jania
Bi ,,, yaar main ni kise nu kosh v kehndi jime tu kahe gi menu manzoor aa pitti ne v kalveero wala keha rean lai bindar man v gai
Pi ,,,,, chal fer thek aa age to dhian rakhi apna kam kad ke mada ni kahi da hunda tu tan phela v mil di hundi si fer v eda kidan pai aa bindar de muh te lali aa gai muskardi hoi
Bi ,,, ,hayyyyy yaar ki dasa tenu pagal jahe ne kache raste chala ti es waar hayyyy sara kosh khol ke rakh ta Mera hehe hehe .
Pi ,,, ki ki matlab tere
Bi ,,,, hayyyy yaar main kidan samjama tenu
Pi ,,, sidi sidi das de phela v ana kosh bol di aa Aaj kadi sang aa
Bi ,,, hayyy yaar kanjar ne pishe dhak ta ik tenu v pata kida aa Hayyyyy yaar Nani yaad kara ti menu piti da muh khol gia akhan wadia kar muh te hath rakh di hoi
Pi ,,, eeee goooooo fer sssiiiii hayyyyyy raba sachi
Bi ,,, hor ki yaar Tera bhara Ane saal minta kar da reha hath ni rakhan dita pishe te
Piti de sarir di lui khad gai
Pi ,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy tharki jiha fer tan dokh v laga hona aa .
Bi ,,, ssssiiiiiiiii hayyyy yaar dukh shad paad ke rakh ti par swad aa gia
Pi ,,, luchi padwa ke bhethi aa chakio swad di menu dar lagan laga
Bi ,, eh ni dokh tan lagna hi si swad v bhut aya si dil khosh kar ta Mera eh kam v ohi karu ga jis ch dam hou ga timi sohni bond di akad kar di hundi aa munde v eh hi dekh dekh ke khada kar de aa sari akad bhan ti meri
Pi ,,, sssiiii hayyyy kida da aa pagal jiha tu rok di tan
Bi,,, Ane saal tere bhra nu rok di rahi ke nahi dokh lagu ga vichara rok da reha ene tan meri ik ni mani tel v sada te bond v
Teji ,,, hehehe sachi fer tan Kamal kar gia tu bhut hila hila ke turdi si hehehe
Bi ,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi uth ke bathroom wal jandi nu dekh di aa kidan Lata chorian kar turdi si
Pi ,,, hayy bhabi tu tan hath ute nu hundi honi aa hehehe bathroom de darwaje kol khadi ho ke
Bi ,,, pora saan aa hilan v ni dinda si bas hath pear Mardi reh gai hehehe tu v nal nal jani aa Bach ke rahi tu tan hai v kuwaria kudia wargi aa hor na kite asi Ghar dekhi jaie tenu kite kise di kamadi ch lami peya howe hehehe ..
Pi ,,, Rehan de tu menu ni Kosh v kehnda kade v baar nikal gai aa lattu lattu kina kharab ho gaya tu jo v aa dil da ni mada meria bhabia v ese kar ke kathia hon lagi aa nahi ta kalli kalli apna apna dekh di si kamre ch aa apne munde nu khan lai sweetest dindi aa chok ke nal la ke pee gai soch di aa yaar raat v gal ni kiti main hun kar ke dekh di aa teji pad da si
Teji ,,, hanji aa gae tusi
P ,, hanji didi shad gai si thank you tera teji ne phone kat ta te band kar laia pitti phone lai gai hayyy raba main ki kita hun phone kio band kar laia yaar uth ke beth jandi aa Ada ghenta phone miladi rahi chop kar ke rakh ta pata ni bettrey mok gai honi aa ja koi aya hona aa nahi aya si off ni kar na si chaj nal gal v ni hoi hayyyy raba ana gussa ik dam bed to thale utar di aa mun te musnakn aa jandi aa eh Munda v pagal hi aa menu v kar ta nal apne naha ke kapde paa ke baar nikal gai 2:30hoe si sare gharan ch si kahli nal tur di teji de ghar wad jandi aa Ghar wal dekh di aa dadi lami pai si andar chal Chachi nu hai sidi haweli ch teji de kamre ch jandi aa teji v dekh ke khada ho gia muskardi hoi teji kol ja ke jafi paa ke
Pi ,,,, hayyy Mera sohna jiha lattu ki hoya si phone kio off kar leya si mere nal gal ni karni si .teji jafi cho nikalan laga
Te ,,, meri marji aa main kehda kosh lag da tera
Pi ,,, jafi nu gut di hoi hay tu hi tan hai mera sab kosh hun age to ni kehndi pakka man ja yaar chal fer mere maar ke gussa thanda kar la eda na keh ke kosh ni lag da tu mera
Teji ,, asha fer thanks loka da kari da hunda apne da ni pitti di thuhi te hath fer di hoi gal muh ch paa ke chos di hoi
Pi ,,, lee tera sara gussa chos leya main menu pata lag gia si tan hi bhaji aai aa hun ni kahu gi
Te ,,, main tan Hale v gusse aa sara ni chos hoya hehe piti samj gai si ki chonda aa fer v
Pi ,,, asha ji fer kidan gussa thanda hou ga hehe
Teji ,,,, gussa tan bullan to chos hunda aa pishe nu ho teji dia akhan ch akhan paa ke muskardi hoi
Pi ,,, fer mera lattu man jau ga hnnn
Teji ,,, hmmm piti ne teji de bulla nal bull jod te tej ne gut ke jafi paa lai done ik duje nu dekh de dekh de bull chosan lage teji de hath piti di thuhi to thale bond te chale gae pitti v garam ho gai si dilo peyar si khosh v bhut si nal nu lag gai dhed te khada lan choban laga dhed andar nu karan lagi teji ne mote mote chitada gute te piti dia adia chok ho jandia lan dhed nu ragad da hoya fuddi de ute chuban laga ik pal lai piti kamb jandi aa duje hi pal bull shada ke panje te khadi ho ke lack age nu kar ke fuddi nu lan te daban lagi .
Pi ,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh hayyyyy lattu I love you do tin baar lack nu jhtke maran lagi nimi ho akhan band kar ke teji dia Galla nal apnia naram naram gal ragad di hoi
Ssssi hayyy lattu gusse na hoya kar mere nal yaar main mar Jana nahi ta hun jo marji kar la main tere nal khadi rahu gi bas tu mere nal gusse na hoi l love you yaar poch poch poch unku unku unnu unnu ron lagi teji ne gut ke jafi pai te akhan saaf kar ke mathe te kiss kiti
Teji ,,, love you too chan yaar main ta mazaak kar da si sochya Milan aa jau gi hehe he
Pi ,,, puch puch uuunpuch yaar uda keh dinda main aa hi jana si pata menu ki hon lag janda aa jado tu gusse ho jana aa hun na kade karu eda jado dil karu ga das demi menu tan aap teria bhnha ch aa ke sakoon mil da aa sssiiii hayyyy bass ho gaya gussa thanda mere lattu da
Teji ,, ,, hmmm mera ho gia hor koi aa Jo gusse ho gia aa teji dia akhan ch dekh ke
Pi ,, kis da teji Holi jahe ghasa mar ke lan sida pole dhed te chob da
Teji ,, es da hehe piti jafi shad ke pase ho khade lan wal dekh ke muskradi hoi
Pi,,,, hayyy kina Ganda aa do rata meri bhabia di bas kara ke v thanda hoya Ganda jiha hun mere ch waj da fer da aa muh te musnakn si
Teji ,,,, lag gia pata
Pi ,,, hmmm hor ki bindar bhabi te beth v ni hunda he he
Teji ,,, ki hoya
Pi,,,, menu ni pata gande kam tu kite aa jehde hun posh da ki hoya posh da aa
Teji ,,,, yaar aai tan hai thoda jiha dodhu pila de
Piti bhnha di kenchi bana ke mamme lakodi hoi muskardi hoi
Pi ,,, hayyy raba dodhu mok gia hayy ni hun hehe
Teji ne ik dam fed ke chok ke bed te lami paa lai done banha fad ke bed nal la ke jhagge uto hi mamme te muh rakh ke ragadan laga
Teji ,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyy hon das mokya aa bol hun .pitti has di hoi
Pi,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy haha hannn hannn mok gia hehe he sssiii hayyyy teji ne gale to dis de mamme te Bull rakh ke chosan laga
Teji ,, poch poch nmuuhh sssiii mil gia poch nmuuhh
Piti ,,, main ni main ni hayyy Edan hi hunda sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh hayyyyy shad gandya tharkia menu haiii
Teji ,,, bol fer kad lama baar mote mote Gore Gore hehe pitti da muh lal hoya peya si
Pi ,,, hehehe he nahi chiting aa bai main ni teji ne mathe te kiss kar ke shad ti uth ke kapde thek kar di hoi tedi akh nal teji nu dekh ke muskradi hoi hun hath la ke dekha tan fer hehe teji fer to fadan laga piti has di hoi baar nikal gai darwaje par khadi hogai us nu Aaj maza bhut anda si lag da si jime 17,18 saal di kudi howe teji pajame ch lan set kar de nu dekh di lako la lako la Kato ne le jana hehe
Teji ,,, jehdi mere kol Kato khadi aa us nu dena aa
Piti de dil di dhadkan wad jandi aa bheji hoi pic yaad Andi aa bindar de daseya si une v bas ch mahsoos kita si par kade dekhya ni si dil kar da si dekhan nu sang di kehndi ni si
Pi ,,, main ni Lena una nu de jina nu sear ja ja ke dikha da aa Ganda jiha loka dia kudi nu kidan kad kad ke dukhan laga hunda aa tharki
Teji ,,, tu dekh la fer piti de sah tej ho gae pajame uto hi tedi akh nal khade lan nu dekhan lagi .chitte danda ch gulabi bull gutan lagi na ch sir maar di hoi .
Pi ,,, na ji main ni dekh di Ganda jiha teji ne pajama thale kar ta piti dia akhan wadia ho jangia muh khula reh gia hayyyy mammy kina wada aa hayyy raba ik tak dekh di hoi hay raba lako la koi dekh lau ga Chachi ne aa jana aa yaar kar la pajama ute nu niga pase ni kiti
Teji ,,,,,,,, aajawe jine ana aa tu kar de andar nu
Pi ,,, hayyy raba kina Ganda aa kar la yaar hayyyy kida dia galan kar da hayyyy man ja
Teji ,,, main ni tu kar de kosh ni kahu ga hath v lau ga dekh dekh ke pitti mod ke garam ho gai si kosh v yaad ni reha bas teji da mota lamba lan hi des da si hun bull tok di hoi teji nu dekh di aa
Pi ,,, paka kosh karu ga tan ni
Teji ,,, nahi jakeen tan Rehan de fer main hath ni lau ga tenu asli hak tera hi aa holi holi turdi kol nu aan lagi dia Lata kambn lagia si bas kol Beth ke pajama ute kar pitti kol aa ke thale beth gai ana mota te lamba aa sida khada si muh to thodi door lan to Andi mehak pitti de nak rahi dimag ch ja ke jandi dil kar da pawitar Kaure tera hi aa eh fad ke dekh la ik baar kini sohni mehak Andi kinia kudia timia mar dia es te eh tera hi aa ik baar muh chok ke teji nu dekh di teji akh maar da sang di hoi nimi paa lendi aa kamb de hatha nal pajama upar karn lagi ro jandi aa teji nu dekh di teji ne han ch ser maar ta piti de bas di gal ni rahi muh laal ho gia si kaam ser chad gia si kamb de bullan cho hayyyy lattu kina sohna aa aa bilkul tere warga hath nal gut ke fad lendi aa hath ch pora ni anda si Hayyyyy maaaaa kina garam aaa hath nu pishe nu kar di lal topa baar nikal anda sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy kini sohni mehak Andi aa hayyyy sachi Mera aa hayyyy lohe warga
Teji ,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy chan tere hath kine naram naram aa lan ne jhatka mareya sssiiii hayyyy chan kiss kar de apne naram naram gulabi bullan nal piti ne akhan band kar laia ade tope nu bullan ch fad kiss kiti sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy chan tere bull kine naram naram aa hayyy kis da aa eh
Pi ,,, Holi Holi age pishe kar di hoi niga tope te hi tiki hoi si hayyyy kida shalan mar da aa eh
Teji ,,, hayyy chan Aaj tan pora khosh aa eh ki ta shala marda te kis da aa eh
Muh khol ke pore lal tope nu bullan ch paa gut ke chos di hoi mmuupuuuuccchaa
Pi,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii eh lan mera aa es te mera pora hak aa main Nazara dau gi es nu hayyyy lattu kina sohna te peyara jeha aa sadak wala darwaja khadkan laga dona nu hosh Andi aa piti pajama ute kar ke teji nu gut ke jafi paa ke love you lattu mil di aa jaldi hi
Teji ,,, love you mere poneya de chan pitti baar nikal gai kon se
Ri ,,, main aa teji darwaza khol da rishu
Te ,,, tu aa gia raat ni reha
Ri ,,, bond panga pee gia le fad pese apne
Teji ,,, hoya ki eh tan dene si tu Aaj
Ri ,,, budi nu pata lag gia bhen cho magar hi aa gai lag da Sadia gala soan laia si Hale coffee peen Lage si nal aa ke beth gai main uth ke jaan laga rok ke kehndi darama na kari nahi ethe hi penia loka samne fer ki beth gia us nu v bhut kosh keha si fer factory gae uthe mama ji nu das ta bhaji nu v gala paia sara kam khrab kar ta budi ne
Teji ,,, koi ni school ch set kar la hun koi nahi pad la
Ri ,,,, dekh da yaar hun koi school ch hi teji da phone waj da chiknke
Te ,,, hanji rishu kol hinaa
Ra ,,, speeker te la teji on kar da aa
Teji Aaj to baad es nu pise nu dene
Teji ,,, ji ki hoya
Ra ,,, kosh ni hoya hune timia magar pese kharab kar da aa koi han di hundi viha v kar dena si us de niane aa upro pese Khandi si ralhbdi aa
Te ,,, maa choda teri maa tan garam hi bhot aa hehehe
Ri,,,,, bhen chod ghar aa ke dekh renu tan es to v wad garam hoi pai aa Aaj juttia kahnia penia aa
Chal sad di si tenu teji garam ho gaya si do arath wali hu gal kar da si
Teji ,,, chal fer dekie teri didi kini gharan hoi pai aa
Ri ,,, dekh lo tu eda kari tere nal jana mandar nu udar hi thandi kar dai
Teji ,,, saleya loka samne hi
Ri ,,, yaar tu v fuddu hi rehna aa dekh lai koi than jithe koi na howe
Teji ,,, chal fer ana main dadi nu das dema pese almaei ch rakh de aa
Pitti jandi hi bathroom ch wad jandi aa hayyyy raba hun ja ke dil di dhadkan thek hoi aa hayyy raba ki ho gia si menu hayyyy hayyyyy teji kini sohni vashna Andi si kapde khol ke fuddi te baalan te hath fer di hoi kanjrie tere puwade aa har wele Gilli hoi rehni aa dekheya ni kidan da aa Teri shakal bigad ke rakh deni aa hayyyy teji jinia di marji maar la Aaj Mera sena choda kar ta apne te hak keh ke l love you mere lattu hayyy dil ni kar da tere to door hon nu naha ke kapde paa ke baar nikal di kalveero
Ka ,,, tu kethe gai si sikhar dupehre Ani kahli nal
Piti ,,, teji kol gai si pata karan bhabi tik ke khadia rehia si tap dia si hehe he
Ka ,,, hayyy raba kini besharm ho gai aa tu
Pi ,,, hor ki sachi us kol hi gai
Ka ,, samj gai hai par das tan sahi
Pi ,,, yaar dasi tan jani aa kehnda masi kabu kitia tap dia hi bhut si hehehe
Ka ,, main chali aa fer
Pi ,,, asha soan fer kehnda shoti tan Bali garam maal aa hehehe
Ka ,,, kanjri kini gandi aa Sharm ni Andi
Pi ,,, hmmm asha ji main sara kosh poshya us kolo hehehe
Ka,,, muh te hath rakh ke hoooo sachi
Pi ,,,horki hehehe
Ka ,,, ami bhunki jandi aa das de
Pi ,,, hayyy yaar kos ni Ani help kiti aa us kar ke thank u kehan gai si fer v kam ande aa ana kon kar da aa Aaj kal pese jawardasti rakh gai roti fer ke ke jana shadan jana
Ka ,,, hayyy yaar fer tan Changi aa bhut par teji nal kime aa Ani
Pi ,,, Rashmi bhabi da Munde da friend aa teji us kar ke jani Ani aa udan wala case v uni makeya si
Ka ,,, jana haweli nu
Pi ,, hmmm tu ja sukh nal main balbiro bhabi nal kar di aa
Teji ,,, Rashmi de ghar janda aa
Ra ,,, teji renu nu le ja
Anju ,, mammy ji main v jana aa
Ra ,,, kutte nu keh fer nal jawe do motarcycle le jao teji motarcycle start kar ke le aya renu kala pajami sute paya si Gore Gore rang di renu dhup nal gallan te lalli aai si
Teji ,, rishu kite aa
Ra ,,, ande aa tusi chalo teji ne motarcycle tor leya renu pishe nu ho ke bethi si teji ne motarcycle guma ta renu dar di hoi
Re ,, hayyy mammy teji nu fed leya
Te,, hun thek aa renu de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa Aaj sombar tan hai ni Aaj kime jana aa
Re ,, jaruri ni somwar nu hi jana aa sukh sukhi si pori ho gai aa
Teji ,,, ki sukeya si renu soch di aa pagla tunu hi sukheya si tu mere nal aa dekh la mandar nu jande aa jhuth ni bolna
Re ,,, tenu hi mangia si tu mere nal aa
Teji ,,, yaar main ta thek aa par sada khush bana te hai ni na viha hona aa fer v tu tan Ani padi likhi aa hor kosh mang lena si
Re ,,, bas kar tu rehn de apni Salah pata menu nahi viha hona jaruri ni viha hi howe viha to Bina ni peyar hunda
Teji ,,, hmmm fer Ani door kio bethi aa
Renu ,, lok dekhu ge yaar pind cha aa asi kise din bhua ji de jama ge mandar aa gaya mere nal chal tu v anju huni v aa gae chare jane matha tek ke modan lage
Anju ,,, main teji nal jana aa anidi hoi didi bethi si main ni bethi nawe motarcycle te us din ds rehnda aa teji renu wal dekh da renu hsn ch ser hila dindi aa
Teji ,,, beth ja tu v khosh reh davi anju has di hoi hath ute kar di aa
Anju ,,,,,jinda reh bacha hehehe tine has paye rishu tan khizya hoya si
Teji ,, tenu ki hoya tu muh mota kita aa anju ik dam bol pai
Anju ,,, auntya nal date te janda aa uh v pese de ke mata ne fad leya renu ne anju wal dekh di
Didi teji nu v pata hi aa hehe chal teji tu teji motarcycle start tur pia
Teji ,,, ki pata agla peyar kar da howe
Anju ,,, eh jehda peyar aa pese de ke agli de do niane aa Ghar wala aa es to pese lendi si
Teji ,,, tu kis nu kar di aa hai koi
Anju ,,, main tere wargi ni na rishu wargi aa samjrya
Teji ,, main ki kita aa
Anju ,, menu sab pata tere magar magar gum di aa sarpanch di ladli shuti hnnn
Teji ,,, le yaar uh di tan hor munde nal aa
Anju ,,, nahi uh tot gai aa hun ta tera number mang di si
Teji ,,, asha de Dena si
Anju ,, koi ni mammy nu das di aa soch di aa main ta kade v na dema tera number tu door rahi us kolo Changi ni oh pata ni ki lab di aa duja v shad ta teji de muh cho nikal gia
Teji ,,, lag da pori tasli ni hundi honi una to yaad aya teji nu udo pata laga jado teji de thuhi te mokka peya
Anju ,,, hoooo besharm jeha kidan bol da teji gusse ni hoi anju hai tan Edan hi honi aa har wele tap di rehndi aa dodh hildi hnn
Teji ,,, hor ki yaar tan hi duja v shad ta
Anju ,,menu ni pata sang di da muh lal ho gia
Teji ,,,, posh lai us nu kal nu kio shadi jani aa
Anju ,,, tu hi posh lai kal nu udan v tap di rehndi aa
Teji ,,, poshu ga Mera trial le la hehe
Anju ,,, ja ke dekhi kidan jana lag da trial da Ghar aa gia bhaj ke andar waad gai teji Ghar nu chle gia andar wad ke bed te dig pai hayyy teji samaj da kio ni kio us de magar laga tu main Ani sohni kudi aa tenu kade kosh keha aa ki ni tu v ki yaad Karu ga Aaj main tera trial leni aa hehehe teji te sukh Ghar aa ke ground ch chle gie
Khel ke hate sarpanch da Munda aa gaya Amir ghar da daru peti hoi si thode mahine hoye si viha hoya si nal shuta bhera si nal ik chache da Munda si us da
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Harry ,,,,, kidan Bai mundeyo khel hate aa
Kallu ,,, balle sarpanch Saab ki hal aa kinda v dekhan laga binde nu
Kinda ,,, Aaj saleya panga pena aa Shanti hi rakheyo madi jahi
Bindar ,,, hoya ki aa
Ki ,, kosh ni hoya yaar ik din Ghar nu sadeya si kehnda shotte nu teem ch khalao kade ground ch wad ke ni dekhya teem ch kida main keha si teem pori aa practice kar lawe tan agle saal tak ho jana aa kehnde hune teem ch khelna aa baar kadna aa khadari bana ke
Bi ,,, hai bhen de yaar sale jina nu ana cher ho gia uh ki karan
Ki ,,, bhen choda Billa ni ral gia
Bi ,,, menu tan lag da us nu na kadna pawe
Harry ,,,, hor fer kallu kidan tera hall aa
Kallu ,, fer tan mundya di game dekhan aya match v nede aa dekhna v pinda aa bai
Harry ,,, oh na na main ta aya shotte nu teem khelana aa es baar matcha ch
Kallu ,,,, gal tan teri thek aa eh tan khel da ki kade ground ch ni dekhya teem ch khelna kite khel aa nale eh tan fesla kameti da ja fer capten da hunda
Harry ,,,, tenu bhut ni pata pare ho sala chaptan da captan kon hunda rokan wala panchayat Sadi bhapu Mera sarpanch aa Jo asi kehna oh hi hona aa pind ch kithe aa captan Saab hahaha
Kinda age aa gaya
Ki ,,, Harry gal sun bhra eh ni hona main us din v keha si Aaj v kehna aa nri kameti v ni man di baki koi do sal to khel da koi saal to uh ki sochu ge
Aajaya kare je game vadia hoi agle saal ch teem ch than banani pendi aa
Ha ,,,, dekh la kinde main kosh ni Jaan da Mera bhra v es waar teem ch khelu ga ik baar soan lao ja 100 baar Billa di than te khel lau ga
Ki,,, je Billa hat da aa tan har jawe us di than te teji ho gia tiar
Harry ,,, us tan niana aa us nu ki pata kabddi da ik baar keh ta tan keh ta bas
Bi,,, jis nu niana das de aa bille di do baar pith lai aa kado da khel da aa Billa sade to ute janda aa
Ha ,,, tu sala lag da bhen choda saleya
Ki ,,, Harry gal sun la ground ch Gaal ni kadni
Ha ,,, teri maa di lan salieya tu kon huna nenu rokan wala fuddi deya kinde de muka maar ta binde ne mod ke Harry de maar ta ik pase Billa te ik hor bille da friend ci kabddi khel Harry do nal de fas paye Billa apni kis kadan lai teji nu Dhaka mar ke set ta teji ne uth ke bille gi galle to tshirt fad ke muh te thapada di jhadi laa ti kinde de hath Harry aa gaya binda de shota jis de v hath aya fant te ane nu khade hoye bande te pend ch pata lag gia te shada te Harry janda hoya
Ha ,, koi ni fer dekh de aa sada bhara tan khelu ga hi
Ki ,,, koi ni dekh lama ge fer tusi hi kheli jaeyo Harry te bille huna nu le gae kise apne de tan ni lagi Jada hehe
Sukh ,,, kithe bhaji uni tan phela hi mar lai fer tan hath v ni chukan dita hehe
Binda ,,, shotu tu pase reha kar Hale
Sukh ,,, hun bhaji ustad ji de nal hi aa hehe
Ani tej Robert wala dimagTeji ,,, sala ustad ji da sala mera hath v dukhan laga
Ki ,,, tere kon hath aa gia si
Teji ,, bhaji oh Billa apni parani kis kadan laga si sale ne Dhaka mar ta kallu pise anda si
Kallu ,,, bai kindeya tute tan tusi v bhut aa par jehde chatake bille de paye aa sari umar yaad rahu ge hehe he
Binda ,,, saleyo bhuta khosh na howo ik sarpanch te duja gurmakh karu de kosh phela v bejti hoi aa una di
Kallu ,,, fer tan bakh hona pena aa baki tan nal hi aa kine bande se dekh degalti una di aa
Ki ,,, yaar uh tan baad di gal aa
Teji ,,, dadi nu ki kahu ga yaar meri tan jaan kad deni aa hor ni kise da dar
Kallu ,, koi ni Sher ban main jau ga te nal chache nu le jau ga Siana banda nal hou ga hor v vadia gal aa
Bi ,,, ik gal bhul de aa es nu ki load aa daran di kinda v teji wal dekh ke has da hoya
Ki ,,, hannn yaar gal teri sahi aa sanu hi dekhna pena aa sukh tu tan ni si wach
Sukh ,,, nahi bhaji menu bhaji ne phela hi keha si
Ki ,,, vadia hoya yaar tu reh fer Ghar hi
Teji ,,, nahi bhaji hun nal hi aa as par ja us paar main ta teem de nal hi aa
Ki ,,,, eda karo fer Aaj pind na reho koi v Ghar nu aa gae teji ne roti kha ke apne kamre ch aa gaye kallu de nal ik hor si dadi kol bethe si
Sukh ne v Ghar das ta
Pitti ,,, bhabi main Ani aa teji nu posh ke sukh di tan ni koi gal
Tine , jania,,, han han ja eh udan di kis kadi honi aa kutte ne pitti andar jandi aa Paras cho kosh kad ke teji kol gai
Holi Holi darwaja khadkan lagi
Teji ,, kon aa
Pi ,,, main aa teji uth da hoya teri bhen nu sale ne paa ta panga darwaja khol ke andar waad di aa gut ke jafi paa lai muh te kisss kar ke akhan cho Pani nikalan laga
Tu thek aa tere lagi tan ni kite
Teji ,, nahi yaar main ta thek aa
Pi ,,, nahi yaar main dekhna aa e tshirt khol ke dekha menu teji tshirt khol ke
Te ,, le yaar main ta thek aa tu ame hi fikar kar di aa
Pi ,,, chop kar bas tu hon jana aa kithe rahu ga raat nu
Teji ,,, dekh da yaar main ta aap ni samaj lag di
Bhaji nu kehna aa dekha ki kehnda aa
Pi ,,, le fad chabi kad ke dindi aa address das di aa ethe rah la kise nu ni pata lag na te Manju didi nu phone kar dena main ja fer tu kar lai
Teji ,, ok ghar hai kehda aa
Pi ,, kise da ni tu Aram nal rehi uthe baki main Chachi kol soan jau gi thek aa te eh le pese rakh la kol kos load hoi tan kallu chle gia dadi v aa gai pitti nu dekh ke .
Dadi ,,, put tenu v pata lag gia
Pi ,, hanji sukh ne dasya si dekhan aai si
Da ,, ve jo hoya das ta menu v dari da ni hunda phela kise nu kosh kehna ni je hun gale hi pee jawe far pishe ni dekhi da tu jau ga kis nal
Pi ,,, Chachi Ghar haiga aa sada chabi deti aa tere kol main soan jana aa .
Da ,,, hundi reh dheye rab tenu botia khusia dewe pitti soch di aa Chachi hun ta bas teji nu tatti hawa na lage main ta es nu dekh ke khosh hundi aa rashmi nu v kise ne phone kar ta uh v aa gai aa
Ra ,,, teji tu thek aa ji hoya si sari gal das ti
Pitti ,, Sher reh lau ga didi wale ch mere kol chabi si
Ra ,, hmmm thek aa ja fer fikar na kari kosh ni hon dende tenu thik aa le fad kol rakh la
Teji ,, main ki karne aa pitti ne dete aa dadi te Rashmi v dekh dia pitti nimi paa lendi aa
Ra ,,, tan ki aa kol hone chahi de aa fad la teji ne fad laye 15000 ho gia si dadi ne Dona de ser te hath fer ke asisa dean lagi
Da ,,, chal ja hun put time nal nikal ja
Teji ,,, baar nikal ke kinde nu phone kar da aa
Ki ,, teji ki hoya koi gal tan ni hoi
Te ,,, nahi bhaji main ta thek aa tusi kithe aa jana aa
Ki ,, yaar friend nu kita phone kehnda si kar da binda te keba v nal hi aa dekh da ki ban da
Teji ,,, yaar keba te jakeen aa
Ki ,,, han han vadia aa ki hoya
Teji ,,, main kade gal ni kiti na tan kar ke
Ki ,,, nahi tu gal das jakeen aa
Teji ,, yaar bhaji je nahi kite gal ban di tan mere nal chalo da ki pata kare na kare
Ki ,,, binde teji kehnda Ghar haiga aa sada da aa
Bi ,,, yaar us da ki pata kare v te kado karu je rishtedari ch jane aa tan panga Ghar hi kis da Ane jane change lagu ge teji phone te soan da si
Teji ,, bhaji Khali aa chabi mere kol hi koi ni uthe apa hi hona main v Kalla kine rahu ga
Bi,,, tu hai kite
Teji ,, ade te aa jao
Ki ,,, rok ja aye asi teji phone kat da do gadia di light des di aa pase nu ho janda gadia Lang gaia
Do motarcycle le ke kinde huni v aa gae
Teji ,, oh hi gal hoi aa hune gae aa shear nu gadia ch ik gurmakh wali duji sarpanch di
Ki , ,, yaar Ghar hai kis da
Teji ,,, manu v pata ni Khali hona chabi mil gai asi kehda mahina rehna aa ik do din aa mok jana motarcycle start kar tur paye
Ki ,,, eh tan hai kehda koi galti kiti aa ana hi dar aa sarpanch te duja gurmakh kosh karan na
Teji ,,, chalo dekh de binda
Bi ,, Saleyo main ta roti v ni khadi hoi
Ki ,, bhen choda sade Lang di aa
Teji ,, hahaha bhaji main ta vadia reh gia dadi nu pata laga us ne mote mote oaronthe bana te si
Bi ,, kinde pise kol kime aa
Ki ,,, bhuda jutti choki fer da si sala pise da kebe tere kol kine aa
Ke ,,, mere kol kithe aa yaar pata hi aa teji nu v posh lao
Ki ,,, nahi yaar us kol kithe hone aa Rehan di maran ni Lage ik dang na khadi tan shear aa gae teji ,,, bhaji xxx colony kidar aa yaar
Binda ,, us kaloni ch aa nawi bani aa kacheri de pishe aa motarcycle leja ke roke si nal hi gadi aa ke rok gai teji dekh ke khosh ho gia baki hiran
Gadi cho done jania Hasan dia paria nikal ke kol aai
Teji ,, ssa kiti Manju ne Hari saree lai si robi ne kallu jeen lal shirt pai Manju full makeup ch si duji udan hi
Ma ,,, bada time la ta bhabi ne kado da phone kita hoya ke tur pia aa koi pareshani tan ni hoi
Teji ,, ,,, bhaji huna nu udik da si ena da ni hunda si Rehan da main v kalle nu pata ni si tusi age milna aa nahi bhaji nu pata si calony da Ghar da ni pata eh bhaji huni aa Tina ne ssa kiti Dona ne v
Ma ,,, asha ji sade Sher ch sanu v ni milna si hehehe Phone ni chokya sanu fikar ho gia si ropi char da order kar de vig ke non veg
Ro ,,, dekh lo bhabi
Ma ,, robi tan oindo turio si lean tenu kehndi main le Ani aa bhabi ne roki aa hehehe
Teji ,, main vag hi aa bhaji tusi
Kinda ,, koi ni veg hi thek aa robi ne phone kar ta
Ma ,, chalo fer thawanu dekha dema tiji manjal te 2BHK da flat si chabi mil gai si
Teji ,,, hanji teji ne khol ta sare jane andar wad gae sofe te beth gae ik kamre da darwaza khol ke teji nu andar le ke beth jandi aa teji ne sari gal das da
Robi,,, koi ni fikar na kari asi ape dekh lama gia tu hun Aram kar kal nu mil dia phone on rakhi
Baar sofe te bethe binde di niga samne pai kinde nu isara kar ke kinds te keba pishe nu dekh de akhan hirani nal khulia reh jania samne teji di photo lagi hoi si nal dadi di te karam Singh di
Bi ,,, yaar hai kon aa eh flat teji da aa
Ki ,, chop kar yaar jaan de baad ch posh de aa
Rasta tan pata ni si
Bi ,, saleya koi hor hi chakar aa Manju baar nikal di robi magar teji kol khadi si
Ro,,, ik thek aa asi sawere shoutout kar ke call kar de aa ok le rakh la kol
Teji ,,, nahi mere kol haige aa
Ro ,,, nahi nal friend v aa
Ma ,,, rakh la koi ni je main dean lagi fer yada rakhne pene aa hehehe tine has paye
Ro ,,, chalie bhabi ji
Ma ,,, ok fer fikar na kari koi v ok ssa sare ne ss akal kiti done jania chle gai aa
Binda darbaza band kar ke aya
Bi ,,, le lao saleyo 100 100 kathe kar de fer de si aah sala kehnda nahi teji nu ni kehna sharminda hou ga us kol ni hone sala pata ni kine choki fer da
Ki ,, kon si eh .
Teji ,,, rishu di bhua ji saree wali duji us di nanan aa
Bi ,,, kine pese de ke gai aa lag da moti Sami aa
Teji ,,, hmmm factorya aa Tina dia
Ki ,,, eh ghar kis da aa
Bi ,,, pishe mod ke ute nu muh chok ke dekh mada jiha pata lag jana aa teji pishe nu dekh da apni te dadi una di photo dekh ke hiran hunda aa
Ki ,, hun das kis da teji soch da fer chabi pitti kol kime sutti aa je ena ne leya howe
Bi ,,, ki hoya ud gae tote hehehe
Teji ,, ik mint yaar menu sachi ni pata menu tan raste da ni pata phone kad ke pase ho ke karan laga
Piti ,,, hanji kidan fer Ghar sohna laga
Teji ,,, hmmm kis da photo Sadia lagia aa kida
Pi , hehehe yaar surprise si didi ne tere lai hun jaruri ho gia si menu chabi diti si keha si kise din done aake reh jaeo hehehe koi ni didi aa gai si
Teji ,, hmmm hune gaia aa
Pi ,,,, main tere Ghar hi aa Chachi kol fikar na kari tere kamre ch kabza kita hoya main bhut yaad Andi aa yaar us din wali
Teji ,,, mere nal bhaji huni aa fer swere kar da
Pi ,,, Ganda jiha ok bye
Teji,,,,, bye good night phone kat ke
Bi ,,, hnn kis da aa
Teji ,,, hai tan robi da sara kosh Mera janamdin lai laia si us din ana si sareya ne aaj emergency ch ana peya doorbell waj di aa
Teji uth ke khol da roti de janda aa
D,man,,,, sir swere kine waje le ke ama
Teji ,, 9 waje aa jau ga .
D,man ji sir
Teji ,, kina bill banya
D, man ,,, ji ho gia aa madam ne kar ta si teji 200rs de dinda khosh ho gia chal gia
Sare roti khan lage
Bin ,,,, bhen cho swad aa gia yaar
Ki ,, sala menu kehnda meet nu keh de
Saleya saree dekh ke samaj gia si bhaman ja lalle hone aa ena ni shukar kar da ana sohna Rehan nu mil gia pata ni kis di motar te raat katni peni si
Thanks teji yaar tu phone kar leya nahi sada tan okha hi si .
Keba,,, yaar jado ghar pata laga buda kilo kilo di Gaal kad da si hehe he
Teji ,, nahi yaar bhaman yarur aa ik baar keh dinde tan uni meet v maga dena si menu tan har bar hi posh dia je khana tan kha la
Ki ,,, yaar Jo marji aa ana thoda raat nu udik di si kol pese deke gaia hun asi meet di gal kar de aglia ne sochna hi change aa teji de friend sada dharam Kharab kar de aa
Keba ,,, dekh la teji pise kine aa gin ne vadia hunde aa
Teji ,,, pata aa yaar 15000 pind to mile si
20000 hajar robi madam de gai aa
200 us nu dita
Ki ,,, baki galan shadi hun swere panga pena aa us da v socho ki karna aa
Teji ,,, yaar bhaji hun sone aa swere phone kar ke dasu gi ki hoya aa
Bi ,,, bhen chod main ta kena pind Jaa ke ik baar hor na kot laie hehe hona tan kosh ni
Ki ,,, chlo fer sone aa
Teji ,, yaar ik gal aa kise nu kosh daseyo na kite rahe si bas
Ki ,,, yaar tu fikar na kar koi v muh na kjou ga
Teji ,,, na bhuta baar nikaleyo ame kise nu pata lagu ga baki tusi Jo khana pina aa uthe pai aa pese khao pee lao
Ki ,,, do do soan jane aa kinda main te teji tu done pee jao
Bi ,, 10 waje aa soan jane aa yaar
Ki marji jado marji soan jami main ta laga
Phone di ring waj di aa
Ro ,,, teji swere time nal uth jami uncle ne sadeya hoya 9 waje ghar jana apa I'm apne friend nu keh demi
Teji ,,, thek aa ji 8:30 raddy ho ke aa jau ga
Ro ,,, nahi nahi kol hi jithe tu aa asi aa jana aa tusi raddy reho gar office v jana una ne
Teji ,,, ok thek aa ji
Good night keh ke phone kat ta
Teji ,,, bhaji sawere sp de jana aa sadeya hoya done chalie
Ki ,, hmmm chal fer sone aa
Tusi soan jao main ana aa kinda muskaran laga koi ni kar la gal pitti nu MSG kar da use time reply kar di aa kosh cher waad har roj di Taran hi pitti nu nind aa gai teji v aake soan gia
Sawere uth 7 waje uth ke thale utar ke dekh da ik shop khuli si chaar panj packet dodh le ke kinde nu uta ke dodh pin nu dita naha ke kapde paa laye si done jania aa gaia binda suits peya si keba v dome nal beth gae
Ma ,,, ho hoya sach sach das wo baki sari gal kiti hoi aa robi ne
Sp di kothi ch chale gaye
Sp corsi te betha akhbaar pad da si has ke mileya si 55 saal da
Sp ,, ,, ajo put beth jao ki ho gia tije din panga paa lene aa
Ro ,, uncle ji eh tan Sharif bhut aa eh Munda sada reshetedari aa bhut hi nede to duja teem da chaptan aa Dona ne ssa kiti
Sp ,, jo hoya sach hi daseyo tan poori help Karu ga galti v tan v koi ni main haiga aa hun robi huni aa gaia sath tan dena hi Pina
Ro ,,, uncle asi v koi galat ni kehna bas tusi sach da sath deo
Teji ,, uncle ji Sadi tan koi galti v ni sari gal das ti
Sp ,, sarpanch da Munda si jehda pee ke aya si
Kinda ,,, hanji gall v use ne kadi phela te mere mareya v us ne jehda gurmakh da bhatija teji nu Dhaka mar ke set ta fer es ne v maar tia
Sp ,,, wase tan laddiai ch kosh ni rakheya je hon koi aa ke fas v jawe tan banda kare v ki koi ni tusi cha pee ke jana main v raddy hona aa
Sp ,,, bas put tu fikar na kari. Main phela v keha si gurmakh nu ke munde de raste ch na aai koi ni Aaj shaam nu pind ana aa main raat di FIR lakhai hoi aa sarpanch de munde walo menu te mere bhar te friend si ture jande pisho aa ke 30,35 bande kutan lage 2 chennia kada kho leya main pata kita si shaam nu hi pind nu jaeyo menu v ik, do kam aa baad ch fer main ja ke dekh da ki chakar aa sarkar kehndi aa kheda karao eh pi ke kharab kar de aa chalo theek aa put
Ro. ,,, kise time aunty nu maal bhej deo hun ta apna hi aa
Sp ,, hann hann pata laga si congratulation ama ge thek dhian rakheyo ena nu hune na bheji 4waje bhej demi ik pata hunda aa uda tan swere munshi nu keha aa sari gal menu das da rahe SI gurmakh de nal aa baki fikar na karo main ta aap pleyar de hak ch khada rehna aa nahi ta nase hi Kari jande aa
Ki ,, sir Sadi teem ch do hi aa daru Wale baki ni koi v koi nasa kar da
Sp ,,, kaka do ne hi beddi bhaha deni aa baki pind di teem aa tusi dekhna aa
Ro ,,, thank you uncle ji asi v jane aa mareyo geda chare jane baar nikal ke gadi ch beth gae
Ma ,,, khosh aa hun eda di tinson na leya kar na pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na si teji soch da hun shoti kon aa kinda aa baad ch posh da
Ro ,,, hun 4 waje tak free aa ki karna Ghar nu chliye Manju robi nu dekh ke muskradi hoi
Ma ,,, dekh la teji ja fer party karni aa friend's nal
Teji ,,, party kah di sade ch kehda koi pinda aa
Ro ,,, party sharab pee ke hi hundi aa kite ana kosh khaan pin lai
Ma ,,, koi ni tusi Aaj kathe hoye aa Aram nal party Karo je dil karu ga phone kar aa jami Mera office ta pata hi aa robi kol jana ta phone kar lai flat kol aa ke gadi rok di aa kinda utar ke age chla gia bari bari Dona ne jafi pai
Ro ,,, aajami yaar kosh cher betha ge
Teji ,,, hun kidan shad ke ama fer jado marji phone kar deo
Ma ,,, robi de de hun do beg le ke aai teji nu dindi hoi
Teji ,, ki aa es ch
Ro ,, mere kolo kade ni Kosh leya tu eh gift aa tere lai te tere friend 's lai aa pheli waar tere nal aye aa tere tere magar v khade aa kal nu soch ke gal karu ge
Teji ,,, uh ta lagia photo dekh dekh ke hiran hoi jande aa ana na karo menu ena chiza di adat pee jawe Manju ne jafi paa kan kol muh kar ke
Ma ,, my sweet habi pe jawe asi haigia aa bas tu khosh rehna aa koi madi sangat ni karni
Teji ,, thek aa robi te Manju gadi ch beth gai aa
Sach mein bhul gaya shoti kon aa
Ma ,, hehe he jine chabi diti si hehe robi te teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa teji kinde kol aa ke upar jande hoye soch da pitti nu v nal hi kar leya salia bamnia da dimag v bhut aa iko jahia aa Jo v aa ik baar tan pind ch toar banati aa
Pind ch gurjit nu v pata lag gia si raat swere piti nu phone kar ke posh leya si
Beera Lambad Ghar ch betha si
Ma ,,, daddy laddai hoi aa kise di
Be,,, hmmm hun pata lagna aa badeya bandeya nal panga kidan lai da je kheal lean dinde tan ki si
Ma ,,,, hai tan sarpanch galt aa agle sari din mitti nal labide rehnde aa apna na banan lai mohre ho jana Changi gal ni aa
Beera ,,, kudie tenu ki pata agle ne thanedar nu pese de ke khelan joge ni Rehan dene karme da kal da shokra ni Maan sunya gurmakh de bhatije de thapad mare aa
Gu ,, galat tan uh si thapad khane hi si
Be,,, koi ni posh da sab pise di game aa hun phela Thane Wale ne sewa karni aa fer pind panchayat ch sada v nal hi si us da tan na kada leya main kosh keha tan ni si fer v us nal rehnda aa done tan us nu da v likhan nu fer da si Billa jania gusse ch aa gai aa si tizi v darbaje ch khadi aa gai
Manjit ,,, daddy tusi ki chone aa sare nase karan lag jan sarpanch ne ade sharab dodeya te la te aa vota de lai je koi changa aa us nu tan Rehan deo
Phela v panga leya si Sade jandya nu raat nu nale kut khadi nale mafi mangi si hun v eh hi hona
Gurjit te Manpreet v hirani nal dekh di us wal beera v
Be ,,,, tenu kon das da a eda dia galan nale nokri da dar kar ke kita si hun sarpanch nal hoi aa pata tan hun lagu ga
Da ljit ,,, ho marji howe sade tan apna aap ni chok hunda kam wala hospital ch peya aa tusi hor apne ghar ch laddai pa lai aa
Be ,,, kam kari tan jande aa hor ki chahi da aa
Manjit chle gai magar done jania v
Gu ,,, nu tenu kine dasia ania gala
Manjit ,,, main v pind ch rehni aa eh gal hor aa ke thawade wangu dodhu ni pilan jandi hehe he
Ma ,, kutti kise tha di hore pase nu gal le gai aa
Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya aa gurjit has di hoi chapal nu hath pandi hoi
Gu ,,, khad kuttie tenu main das di aa manjit has di ungutha dekha ke baar bhaj gai hahaha
Ma ,,, hahaha bhut kharab hoi jandi aa phone kar ke dekha yaar
Gu ,, us de nal aa hor v pind de munde
Ma ,,, par hai kithe eh ta pata hi hona
Gu ,,, didi kehndi si kise munde de ghar gae aa
Ma ,,, thode time Tak fer kar ke dekhi
Gu ,,, gal soan yaar shoti nu pata kidan laga kon aa ke iko hi aa
Ma ,,, yaar eh ta main sochya hi ni tu hi pata kari hun menu ni dasna badi kutti aa hor hor galan kari jandi aa rok ja main dekh di daljit kol bethi si
Gu ,,, manjit gal suni ik mint muskardi hoi uth ke nal tor pai andar wad ke
Ma njit ,,,, hanji
Gu ,,, tenu pata kon aa jehnu Milan jai da han ch ser maar di hasa di hoi
Manjit ,, sab kosh pata aa ana tan phela hi pata si iko hi aa raat na v pata lag gia hehehe
Gu ,,, kidan
Manjit ,, Ani uchi uchi gal kar di aa hundia aa menu dar hi rehnda si mata nu na pata lage jado mata Andi hundi si main samne aa jandi si tusi chop kar jandia si raat v teji da na le ke gal kar dia si didi nal main soan di si mata aai tan main andar wadi si hehehe
Gu ,,, tenu bhuta ni laga
Manjit ,,, nahi bhabi bura ki aa sab kosh agle ne saaf gal kiti aa tusi v keh ta viha ni hona pata hi jina cher kol aa nazare lao viha tan uthe hi karana pena jithe Ghar de kehan ge tan chop hi vadia aa
Gu ,, kuttie tu tan sachi wadi ho gai aa lag da tere lai v koi dekhna pena hehe jatti jhotti ban gai aa heheh
Manjeet ,,,, hehe je jhotti samaj hi leya bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut aa hehehe gurjit chop kar gai ki hoya
Gu ,,,, changa lagu ga kidan kaha ge
Manjit,,, bhabi menu ni pata main das ta main tan us raat hi pasand kar leya si jado didi nal aya si raat gussa v bhut aya si fer sochya main v jehda viha karana aa ania kudia te vihaia di gal aa us nal vadia hi hou ga tan hi ania sambi janda aa
Gu ,,, asi ni Kosh v kehndi aa Teri marji aa par samne vvni ho sakdia Sadi v majboori samji
Manjit ,,, koi ni ana hi bhut aa main load pean te ape kar lena aa
Gu ,,, chal thek aa tere nal hi aa Manjit ne jafi paa lai done baar nikal gia
Ma ,,, ki keha si gurjit has di hoi
Gu ,,, kosh ni jhotti lagan nu tiar aa use to kehndi iko bhut aa sade lai
Ma ,,, hayyy raba hun didi nu
Gu ,, bas chop kar ja Jo hou ga dekhi jau gi sanu pata hi ni une ape gal kar leni aa menu tan hor hi fikar pe gia hehe
Ma ,,, ki hoya hun
Gu ,,, kuttie tu tan dekheya ni us da es da ki Banu ga hehehe
Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe he
Shear ch ute jande aa binde huni patonte khande si
Bi ,,, ajo tusi kithe gae si roti de gia si 200rs de dte kad ke
Ki ,,, asi sp Saab kol gae si
Bi ,,, fer ki hoya
Ki ,, kosh ni kehnda sham nu jaeyo Ghar main aap ja ke dekhu ga Jo marji aa teji di jhadai aa sp nal cha pee ke aye aa
Bi ,,, bhen cho menu v le jande sale ape chle gae
Ki ,, saleya bon choki pia si tu kha ke
Te ,,, beg khol da apni pent te tshirt kad ke dekh da bhaji aa Tina lai aa ik ik tshirt si
Bi ,,, ohh thawadi bhen di swad aa gia hun ta maza hi aa le kebe saleya sada v soot aa gia haha
Ki ,,, hun sham tak ki Karie yaar
Keba ,,, kite gum Ane aa
Ki ,,, nahi yaar baar ni jana dish laga aa lame pee ke dekho te
Pind ch police di gadi gum di rahi posh de rahe koi ni mileya sukh de ghar nu v aye si
O babye jma att krati.ki update kita h. Sala jma nii lgya update pdhn lga hoya ha. Ave lga jive film vekhda hoova. Ladyi to bad ale seen nu ani vdhiya trike naal likhya h sala jma he aat krtai. Sala har line Dda likhi h jive film di script hove. Piti da bhaj k teji kol ana te gla milna te chabi dena te naal he pese. Reshmi da v bhaj k aana te pese dena. Punjabi Filma ch v eda he hunda h.Teji ,,, sala ustad ji da sala mera hath v dukhan laga
Ki ,,, tere kon hath aa gia si
Teji ,, bhaji oh Billa apni parani kis kadan laga si sale ne Dhaka mar ta kallu pise anda si
Kallu ,,, bai kindeya tute tan tusi v bhut aa par jehde chatake bille de paye aa sari umar yaad rahu ge hehe he
Binda ,,, saleyo bhuta khosh na howo ik sarpanch te duja gurmakh karu de kosh phela v bejti hoi aa una di
Kallu ,,, fer tan bakh hona pena aa baki tan nal hi aa kine bande se dekh degalti una di aa
Ki ,,, yaar uh tan baad di gal aa
Teji ,,, dadi nu ki kahu ga yaar meri tan jaan kad deni aa hor ni kise da dar
Kallu ,, koi ni Sher ban main jau ga te nal chache nu le jau ga Siana banda nal hou ga hor v vadia gal aa
Bi ,,, ik gal bhul de aa es nu ki load aa daran di kinda v teji wal dekh ke has da hoya
Ki ,,, hannn yaar gal teri sahi aa sanu hi dekhna pena aa sukh tu tan ni si wach
Sukh ,,, nahi bhaji menu bhaji ne phela hi keha si
Ki ,,, vadia hoya yaar tu reh fer Ghar hi
Teji ,,, nahi bhaji hun nal hi aa as par ja us paar main ta teem de nal hi aa
Ki ,,,, eda karo fer Aaj pind na reho koi v Ghar nu aa gae teji ne roti kha ke apne kamre ch aa gaye kallu de nal ik hor si dadi kol bethe si
Sukh ne v Ghar das ta
Pitti ,,, bhabi main Ani aa teji nu posh ke sukh di tan ni koi gal
Tine , jania,,, han han ja eh udan di kis kadi honi aa kutte ne pitti andar jandi aa Paras cho kosh kad ke teji kol gai
Holi Holi darwaja khadkan lagi
Teji ,, kon aa
Pi ,,, main aa teji uth da hoya teri bhen nu sale ne paa ta panga darwaja khol ke andar waad di aa gut ke jafi paa lai muh te kisss kar ke akhan cho Pani nikalan laga
Tu thek aa tere lagi tan ni kite
Teji ,, nahi yaar main ta thek aa
Pi ,,, nahi yaar main dekhna aa e tshirt khol ke dekha menu teji tshirt khol ke
Te ,, le yaar main ta thek aa tu ame hi fikar kar di aa
Pi ,,, chop kar bas tu hon jana aa kithe rahu ga raat nu
Teji ,,, dekh da yaar main ta aap ni samaj lag di
Bhaji nu kehna aa dekha ki kehnda aa
Pi ,,, le fad chabi kad ke dindi aa address das di aa ethe rah la kise nu ni pata lag na te Manju didi nu phone kar dena main ja fer tu kar lai
Teji ,, ok ghar hai kehda aa
Pi ,, kise da ni tu Aram nal rehi uthe baki main Chachi kol soan jau gi thek aa te eh le pese rakh la kol kos load hoi tan kallu chle gia dadi v aa gai pitti nu dekh ke .
Dadi ,,, put tenu v pata lag gia
Pi ,, hanji sukh ne dasya si dekhan aai si
Da ,, ve jo hoya das ta menu v dari da ni hunda phela kise nu kosh kehna ni je hun gale hi pee jawe far pishe ni dekhi da tu jau ga kis nal
Pi ,,, Chachi Ghar haiga aa sada chabi deti aa tere kol main soan jana aa .
Da ,,, hundi reh dheye rab tenu botia khusia dewe pitti soch di aa Chachi hun ta bas teji nu tatti hawa na lage main ta es nu dekh ke khosh hundi aa rashmi nu v kise ne phone kar ta uh v aa gai aa
Ra ,,, teji tu thek aa ji hoya si sari gal das ti
Pitti ,, Sher reh lau ga didi wale ch mere kol chabi si
Ra ,, hmmm thek aa ja fer fikar na kari kosh ni hon dende tenu thik aa le fad kol rakh la
Teji ,, main ki karne aa pitti ne dete aa dadi te Rashmi v dekh dia pitti nimi paa lendi aa
Ra ,,, tan ki aa kol hone chahi de aa fad la teji ne fad laye 15000 ho gia si dadi ne Dona de ser te hath fer ke asisa dean lagi
Da ,,, chal ja hun put time nal nikal ja
Teji ,,, baar nikal ke kinde nu phone kar da aa
Ki ,, teji ki hoya koi gal tan ni hoi
Te ,,, nahi bhaji main ta thek aa tusi kithe aa jana aa
Ki ,, yaar friend nu kita phone kehnda si kar da binda te keba v nal hi aa dekh da ki ban da
Teji ,,, yaar keba te jakeen aa
Ki ,,, han han vadia aa ki hoya
Teji ,,, main kade gal ni kiti na tan kar ke
Ki ,,, nahi tu gal das jakeen aa
Teji ,, yaar bhaji je nahi kite gal ban di tan mere nal chalo da ki pata kare na kare
Ki ,,, binde teji kehnda Ghar haiga aa sada da aa
Bi ,,, yaar us da ki pata kare v te kado karu je rishtedari ch jane aa tan panga Ghar hi kis da Ane jane change lagu ge teji phone te soan da si
Teji ,, bhaji Khali aa chabi mere kol hi koi ni uthe apa hi hona main v Kalla kine rahu ga
Bi,,, tu hai kite
Teji ,, ade te aa jao
Ki ,,, rok ja aye asi teji phone kat da do gadia di light des di aa pase nu ho janda gadia Lang gaia
Do motarcycle le ke kinde huni v aa gae
Teji ,, oh hi gal hoi aa hune gae aa shear nu gadia ch ik gurmakh wali duji sarpanch di
Ki , ,, yaar Ghar hai kis da
Teji ,,, manu v pata ni Khali hona chabi mil gai asi kehda mahina rehna aa ik do din aa mok jana motarcycle start kar tur paye
Ki ,,, eh tan hai kehda koi galti kiti aa ana hi dar aa sarpanch te duja gurmakh kosh karan na
Teji ,,, chalo dekh de binda
Bi ,, Saleyo main ta roti v ni khadi hoi
Ki ,, bhen choda sade Lang di aa
Teji ,, hahaha bhaji main ta vadia reh gia dadi nu pata laga us ne mote mote oaronthe bana te si
Bi ,, kinde pise kol kime aa
Ki ,,, bhuda jutti choki fer da si sala pise da kebe tere kol kine aa
Ke ,,, mere kol kithe aa yaar pata hi aa teji nu v posh lao
Ki ,,, nahi yaar us kol kithe hone aa Rehan di maran ni Lage ik dang na khadi tan shear aa gae teji ,,, bhaji xxx colony kidar aa yaar
Binda ,, us kaloni ch aa nawi bani aa kacheri de pishe aa motarcycle leja ke roke si nal hi gadi aa ke rok gai teji dekh ke khosh ho gia baki hiran
Gadi cho done jania Hasan dia paria nikal ke kol aai
Teji ,, ssa kiti Manju ne Hari saree lai si robi ne kallu jeen lal shirt pai Manju full makeup ch si duji udan hi
Ma ,,, bada time la ta bhabi ne kado da phone kita hoya ke tur pia aa koi pareshani tan ni hoi
Teji ,, ,,, bhaji huna nu udik da si ena da ni hunda si Rehan da main v kalle nu pata ni si tusi age milna aa nahi bhaji nu pata si calony da Ghar da ni pata eh bhaji huni aa Tina ne ssa kiti Dona ne v
Ma ,,, asha ji sade Sher ch sanu v ni milna si hehehe Phone ni chokya sanu fikar ho gia si ropi char da order kar de vig ke non veg
Ro ,,, dekh lo bhabi
Ma ,, robi tan oindo turio si lean tenu kehndi main le Ani aa bhabi ne roki aa hehehe
Teji ,, main vag hi aa bhaji tusi
Kinda ,, koi ni veg hi thek aa robi ne phone kar ta
Ma ,, chalo fer thawanu dekha dema tiji manjal te 2BHK da flat si chabi mil gai si
Teji ,,, hanji teji ne khol ta sare jane andar wad gae sofe te beth gae ik kamre da darwaza khol ke teji nu andar le ke beth jandi aa teji ne sari gal das da
Robi,,, koi ni fikar na kari asi ape dekh lama gia tu hun Aram kar kal nu mil dia phone on rakhi
Baar sofe te bethe binde di niga samne pai kinde nu isara kar ke kinds te keba pishe nu dekh de akhan hirani nal khulia reh jania samne teji di photo lagi hoi si nal dadi di te karam Singh di
Bi ,,, yaar hai kon aa eh flat teji da aa
Ki ,, chop kar yaar jaan de baad ch posh de aa
Rasta tan pata ni si
Bi ,, saleya koi hor hi chakar aa Manju baar nikal di robi magar teji kol khadi si
Ro,,, ik thek aa asi sawere shoutout kar ke call kar de aa ok le rakh la kol
Teji ,,, nahi mere kol haige aa
Ro ,,, nahi nal friend v aa
Ma ,,, rakh la koi ni je main dean lagi fer yada rakhne pene aa hehehe tine has paye
Ro ,,, chalie bhabi ji
Ma ,,, ok fer fikar na kari koi v ok ssa sare ne ss akal kiti done jania chle gai aa
Binda darbaza band kar ke aya
Bi ,,, le lao saleyo 100 100 kathe kar de fer de si aah sala kehnda nahi teji nu ni kehna sharminda hou ga us kol ni hone sala pata ni kine choki fer da
Ki ,, kon si eh .
Teji ,,, rishu di bhua ji saree wali duji us di nanan aa
Bi ,,, kine pese de ke gai aa lag da moti Sami aa
Teji ,,, hmmm factorya aa Tina dia
Ki ,,, eh ghar kis da aa
Bi ,,, pishe mod ke ute nu muh chok ke dekh mada jiha pata lag jana aa teji pishe nu dekh da apni te dadi una di photo dekh ke hiran hunda aa
Ki ,, hun das kis da teji soch da fer chabi pitti kol kime sutti aa je ena ne leya howe
Bi ,,, ki hoya ud gae tote hehehe
Teji ,, ik mint yaar menu sachi ni pata menu tan raste da ni pata phone kad ke pase ho ke karan laga
Piti ,,, hanji kidan fer Ghar sohna laga
Teji ,,, hmmm kis da photo Sadia lagia aa kida
Pi , hehehe yaar surprise si didi ne tere lai hun jaruri ho gia si menu chabi diti si keha si kise din done aake reh jaeo hehehe koi ni didi aa gai si
Teji ,, hmmm hune gaia aa
Pi ,,,, main tere Ghar hi aa Chachi kol fikar na kari tere kamre ch kabza kita hoya main bhut yaad Andi aa yaar us din wali
Teji ,,, mere nal bhaji huni aa fer swere kar da
Pi ,,, Ganda jiha ok bye
Teji,,,,, bye good night phone kat ke
Bi ,,, hnn kis da aa
Teji ,,, hai tan robi da sara kosh Mera janamdin lai laia si us din ana si sareya ne aaj emergency ch ana peya doorbell waj di aa
Teji uth ke khol da roti de janda aa
D,man,,,, sir swere kine waje le ke ama
Teji ,, 9 waje aa jau ga .
D,man ji sir
Teji ,, kina bill banya
D, man ,,, ji ho gia aa madam ne kar ta si teji 200rs de dinda khosh ho gia chal gia
Sare roti khan lage
Bin ,,,, bhen cho swad aa gia yaar
Ki ,, sala menu kehnda meet nu keh de
Saleya saree dekh ke samaj gia si bhaman ja lalle hone aa ena ni shukar kar da ana sohna Rehan nu mil gia pata ni kis di motar te raat katni peni si
Thanks teji yaar tu phone kar leya nahi sada tan okha hi si .
Keba,,, yaar jado ghar pata laga buda kilo kilo di Gaal kad da si hehe he
Teji ,, nahi yaar bhaman yarur aa ik baar keh dinde tan uni meet v maga dena si menu tan har bar hi posh dia je khana tan kha la
Ki ,,, yaar Jo marji aa ana thoda raat nu udik di si kol pese deke gaia hun asi meet di gal kar de aglia ne sochna hi change aa teji de friend sada dharam Kharab kar de aa
Keba ,,, dekh la teji pise kine aa gin ne vadia hunde aa
Teji ,,, pata aa yaar 15000 pind to mile si
20000 hajar robi madam de gai aa
200 us nu dita
Ki ,,, baki galan shadi hun swere panga pena aa us da v socho ki karna aa
Teji ,,, yaar bhaji hun sone aa swere phone kar ke dasu gi ki hoya aa
Bi ,,, bhen chod main ta kena pind Jaa ke ik baar hor na kot laie hehe hona tan kosh ni
Ki ,,, chlo fer sone aa
Teji ,, yaar ik gal aa kise nu kosh daseyo na kite rahe si bas
Ki ,,, yaar tu fikar na kar koi v muh na kjou ga
Teji ,,, na bhuta baar nikaleyo ame kise nu pata lagu ga baki tusi Jo khana pina aa uthe pai aa pese khao pee lao
Ki ,,, do do soan jane aa kinda main te teji tu done pee jao
Bi ,, 10 waje aa soan jane aa yaar
Ki marji jado marji soan jami main ta laga
Phone di ring waj di aa
Ro ,,, teji swere time nal uth jami uncle ne sadeya hoya 9 waje ghar jana apa I'm apne friend nu keh demi
Teji ,,, thek aa ji 8:30 raddy ho ke aa jau ga
Ro ,,, nahi nahi kol hi jithe tu aa asi aa jana aa tusi raddy reho gar office v jana una ne
Teji ,,, ok thek aa ji
Good night keh ke phone kat ta
Teji ,,, bhaji sawere sp de jana aa sadeya hoya done chalie
Ki ,, hmmm chal fer sone aa
Tusi soan jao main ana aa kinda muskaran laga koi ni kar la gal pitti nu MSG kar da use time reply kar di aa kosh cher waad har roj di Taran hi pitti nu nind aa gai teji v aake soan gia
Sawere uth 7 waje uth ke thale utar ke dekh da ik shop khuli si chaar panj packet dodh le ke kinde nu uta ke dodh pin nu dita naha ke kapde paa laye si done jania aa gaia binda suits peya si keba v dome nal beth gae
Ma ,,, ho hoya sach sach das wo baki sari gal kiti hoi aa robi ne
Sp di kothi ch chale gaye
Sp corsi te betha akhbaar pad da si has ke mileya si 55 saal da
Sp ,, ,, ajo put beth jao ki ho gia tije din panga paa lene aa
Ro ,, uncle ji eh tan Sharif bhut aa eh Munda sada reshetedari aa bhut hi nede to duja teem da chaptan aa Dona ne ssa kiti
Sp ,, jo hoya sach hi daseyo tan poori help Karu ga galti v tan v koi ni main haiga aa hun robi huni aa gaia sath tan dena hi Pina
Ro ,,, uncle asi v koi galat ni kehna bas tusi sach da sath deo
Teji ,, uncle ji Sadi tan koi galti v ni sari gal das ti
Sp ,, sarpanch da Munda si jehda pee ke aya si
Kinda ,,, hanji gall v use ne kadi phela te mere mareya v us ne jehda gurmakh da bhatija teji nu Dhaka mar ke set ta fer es ne v maar tia
Sp ,,, wase tan laddiai ch kosh ni rakheya je hon koi aa ke fas v jawe tan banda kare v ki koi ni tusi cha pee ke jana main v raddy hona aa
Sp ,,, bas put tu fikar na kari. Main phela v keha si gurmakh nu ke munde de raste ch na aai koi ni Aaj shaam nu pind ana aa main raat di FIR lakhai hoi aa sarpanch de munde walo menu te mere bhar te friend si ture jande pisho aa ke 30,35 bande kutan lage 2 chennia kada kho leya main pata kita si shaam nu hi pind nu jaeyo menu v ik, do kam aa baad ch fer main ja ke dekh da ki chakar aa sarkar kehndi aa kheda karao eh pi ke kharab kar de aa chalo theek aa put
Ro. ,,, kise time aunty nu maal bhej deo hun ta apna hi aa
Sp ,, hann hann pata laga si congratulation ama ge thek dhian rakheyo ena nu hune na bheji 4waje bhej demi ik pata hunda aa uda tan swere munshi nu keha aa sari gal menu das da rahe SI gurmakh de nal aa baki fikar na karo main ta aap pleyar de hak ch khada rehna aa nahi ta nase hi Kari jande aa
Ki ,, sir Sadi teem ch do hi aa daru Wale baki ni koi v koi nasa kar da
Sp ,,, kaka do ne hi beddi bhaha deni aa baki pind di teem aa tusi dekhna aa
Ro ,,, thank you uncle ji asi v jane aa mareyo geda chare jane baar nikal ke gadi ch beth gae
Ma ,,, khosh aa hun eda di tinson na leya kar na pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na si teji soch da hun shoti kon aa kinda aa baad ch posh da
Ro ,,, hun 4 waje tak free aa ki karna Ghar nu chliye Manju robi nu dekh ke muskradi hoi
Ma ,,, dekh la teji ja fer party karni aa friend's nal
Teji ,,, party kah di sade ch kehda koi pinda aa
Ro ,,, party sharab pee ke hi hundi aa kite ana kosh khaan pin lai
Ma ,,, koi ni tusi Aaj kathe hoye aa Aram nal party Karo je dil karu ga phone kar aa jami Mera office ta pata hi aa robi kol jana ta phone kar lai flat kol aa ke gadi rok di aa kinda utar ke age chla gia bari bari Dona ne jafi pai
Ro ,,, aajami yaar kosh cher betha ge
Teji ,,, hun kidan shad ke ama fer jado marji phone kar deo
Ma ,,, robi de de hun do beg le ke aai teji nu dindi hoi
Teji ,, ki aa es ch
Ro ,, mere kolo kade ni Kosh leya tu eh gift aa tere lai te tere friend 's lai aa pheli waar tere nal aye aa tere tere magar v khade aa kal nu soch ke gal karu ge
Teji ,,, uh ta lagia photo dekh dekh ke hiran hoi jande aa ana na karo menu ena chiza di adat pee jawe Manju ne jafi paa kan kol muh kar ke
Ma ,, my sweet habi pe jawe asi haigia aa bas tu khosh rehna aa koi madi sangat ni karni
Teji ,, thek aa robi te Manju gadi ch beth gai aa
Sach mein bhul gaya shoti kon aa
Ma ,, hehe he jine chabi diti si hehe robi te teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa teji kinde kol aa ke upar jande hoye soch da pitti nu v nal hi kar leya salia bamnia da dimag v bhut aa iko jahia aa Jo v aa ik baar tan pind ch toar banati aa
Pind ch gurjit nu v pata lag gia si raat swere piti nu phone kar ke posh leya si
Beera Lambad Ghar ch betha si
Ma ,,, daddy laddai hoi aa kise di
Be,,, hmmm hun pata lagna aa badeya bandeya nal panga kidan lai da je kheal lean dinde tan ki si
Ma ,,,, hai tan sarpanch galt aa agle sari din mitti nal labide rehnde aa apna na banan lai mohre ho jana Changi gal ni aa
Beera ,,, kudie tenu ki pata agle ne thanedar nu pese de ke khelan joge ni Rehan dene karme da kal da shokra ni Maan sunya gurmakh de bhatije de thapad mare aa
Gu ,, galat tan uh si thapad khane hi si
Be,,, koi ni posh da sab pise di game aa hun phela Thane Wale ne sewa karni aa fer pind panchayat ch sada v nal hi si us da tan na kada leya main kosh keha tan ni si fer v us nal rehnda aa done tan us nu da v likhan nu fer da si Billa jania gusse ch aa gai aa si tizi v darbaje ch khadi aa gai
Manjit ,,, daddy tusi ki chone aa sare nase karan lag jan sarpanch ne ade sharab dodeya te la te aa vota de lai je koi changa aa us nu tan Rehan deo
Phela v panga leya si Sade jandya nu raat nu nale kut khadi nale mafi mangi si hun v eh hi hona
Gurjit te Manpreet v hirani nal dekh di us wal beera v
Be ,,,, tenu kon das da a eda dia galan nale nokri da dar kar ke kita si hun sarpanch nal hoi aa pata tan hun lagu ga
Da ljit ,,, ho marji howe sade tan apna aap ni chok hunda kam wala hospital ch peya aa tusi hor apne ghar ch laddai pa lai aa
Be ,,, kam kari tan jande aa hor ki chahi da aa
Manjit chle gai magar done jania v
Gu ,,, nu tenu kine dasia ania gala
Manjit ,,, main v pind ch rehni aa eh gal hor aa ke thawade wangu dodhu ni pilan jandi hehe he
Ma ,, kutti kise tha di hore pase nu gal le gai aa
Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya aa gurjit has di hoi chapal nu hath pandi hoi
Gu ,,, khad kuttie tenu main das di aa manjit has di ungutha dekha ke baar bhaj gai hahaha
Ma ,,, hahaha bhut kharab hoi jandi aa phone kar ke dekha yaar
Gu ,, us de nal aa hor v pind de munde
Ma ,,, par hai kithe eh ta pata hi hona
Gu ,,, didi kehndi si kise munde de ghar gae aa
Ma ,,, thode time Tak fer kar ke dekhi
Gu ,,, gal soan yaar shoti nu pata kidan laga kon aa ke iko hi aa
Ma ,,, yaar eh ta main sochya hi ni tu hi pata kari hun menu ni dasna badi kutti aa hor hor galan kari jandi aa rok ja main dekh di daljit kol bethi si
Gu ,,, manjit gal suni ik mint muskardi hoi uth ke nal tor pai andar wad ke
Ma njit ,,,, hanji
Gu ,,, tenu pata kon aa jehnu Milan jai da han ch ser maar di hasa di hoi
Manjit ,, sab kosh pata aa ana tan phela hi pata si iko hi aa raat na v pata lag gia hehehe
Gu ,,, kidan
Manjit ,, Ani uchi uchi gal kar di aa hundia aa menu dar hi rehnda si mata nu na pata lage jado mata Andi hundi si main samne aa jandi si tusi chop kar jandia si raat v teji da na le ke gal kar dia si didi nal main soan di si mata aai tan main andar wadi si hehehe
Gu ,,, tenu bhuta ni laga
Manjit ,,, nahi bhabi bura ki aa sab kosh agle ne saaf gal kiti aa tusi v keh ta viha ni hona pata hi jina cher kol aa nazare lao viha tan uthe hi karana pena jithe Ghar de kehan ge tan chop hi vadia aa
Gu ,, kuttie tu tan sachi wadi ho gai aa lag da tere lai v koi dekhna pena hehe jatti jhotti ban gai aa heheh
Manjeet ,,,, hehe je jhotti samaj hi leya bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut aa hehehe gurjit chop kar gai ki hoya
Gu ,,,, changa lagu ga kidan kaha ge
Manjit,,, bhabi menu ni pata main das ta main tan us raat hi pasand kar leya si jado didi nal aya si raat gussa v bhut aya si fer sochya main v jehda viha karana aa ania kudia te vihaia di gal aa us nal vadia hi hou ga tan hi ania sambi janda aa
Gu ,,, asi ni Kosh v kehndi aa Teri marji aa par samne vvni ho sakdia Sadi v majboori samji
Manjit ,,, koi ni ana hi bhut aa main load pean te ape kar lena aa
Gu ,,, chal thek aa tere nal hi aa Manjit ne jafi paa lai done baar nikal gia
Ma ,,, ki keha si gurjit has di hoi
Gu ,,, kosh ni jhotti lagan nu tiar aa use to kehndi iko bhut aa sade lai
Ma ,,, hayyy raba hun didi nu
Gu ,, bas chop kar ja Jo hou ga dekhi jau gi sanu pata hi ni une ape gal kar leni aa menu tan hor hi fikar pe gia hehe
Ma ,,, ki hoya hun
Gu ,,, kuttie tu tan dekheya ni us da es da ki Banu ga hehehe
Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe he
Shear ch ute jande aa binde huni patonte khande si
Bi ,,, ajo tusi kithe gae si roti de gia si 200rs de dte kad ke
Ki ,,, asi sp Saab kol gae si
Bi ,,, fer ki hoya
Ki ,, kosh ni kehnda sham nu jaeyo Ghar main aap ja ke dekhu ga Jo marji aa teji di jhadai aa sp nal cha pee ke aye aa
Bi ,,, bhen cho menu v le jande sale ape chle gae
Ki ,, saleya bon choki pia si tu kha ke
Te ,,, beg khol da apni pent te tshirt kad ke dekh da bhaji aa Tina lai aa ik ik tshirt si
Bi ,,, ohh thawadi bhen di swad aa gia hun ta maza hi aa le kebe saleya sada v soot aa gia haha
Ki ,,, hun sham tak ki Karie yaar
Keba ,,, kite gum Ane aa
Ki ,,, nahi yaar baar ni jana dish laga aa lame pee ke dekho te
Pind ch police di gadi gum di rahi posh de rahe koi ni mileya sukh de ghar nu v aye si