Adultery Pendu kahani teji

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Eh jehdi kahani aa serif monranjan de lai aa na ke kise jaat paat de barud na kise dharam de barud aa main sare dharma da sarkar kar da te saria jata pata si izaat kar da aa dhanbad

 

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Ani tej Robert wala dimag

babye mehar hegi tri

 

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Teji ,,, sala ustad ji da sala mera hath v dukhan laga
Ki ,,, tere kon hath aa gia si
Teji ,, bhaji oh Billa apni parani kis kadan laga si sale ne Dhaka mar ta kallu pise anda si
Kallu ,,, bai kindeya tute tan tusi v bhut aa par jehde chatake bille de paye aa sari umar yaad rahu ge hehe he
Binda ,,, saleyo bhuta khosh na howo ik sarpanch te duja gurmakh karu de kosh phela v bejti hoi aa una di
Kallu ,,, fer tan bakh hona pena aa baki tan nal hi aa kine bande se dekh degalti una di aa
Ki ,,, yaar uh tan baad di gal aa
Teji ,,, dadi nu ki kahu ga yaar meri tan jaan kad deni aa hor ni kise da dar
Kallu ,, koi ni Sher ban main jau ga te nal chache nu le jau ga Siana banda nal hou ga hor v vadia gal aa
Bi ,,, ik gal bhul de aa es nu ki load aa daran di kinda v teji wal dekh ke has da hoya
Ki ,,, hannn yaar gal teri sahi aa sanu hi dekhna pena aa sukh tu tan ni si wach
Sukh ,,, nahi bhaji menu bhaji ne phela hi keha si
Ki ,,, vadia hoya yaar tu reh fer Ghar hi
Teji ,,, nahi bhaji hun nal hi aa as par ja us paar main ta teem de nal hi aa
Ki ,,,, eda karo fer Aaj pind na reho koi v Ghar nu aa gae teji ne roti kha ke apne kamre ch aa gaye kallu de nal ik hor si dadi kol bethe si
Sukh ne v Ghar das ta
Pitti ,,, bhabi main Ani aa teji nu posh ke sukh di tan ni koi gal
Tine , jania,,, han han ja eh udan di kis kadi honi aa kutte ne pitti andar jandi aa Paras cho kosh kad ke teji kol gai
Holi Holi darwaja khadkan lagi
Teji ,, kon aa
Pi ,,, main aa teji uth da hoya teri bhen nu sale ne paa ta panga darwaja khol ke andar waad di aa gut ke jafi paa lai muh te kisss kar ke akhan cho Pani nikalan laga
Tu thek aa tere lagi tan ni kite
Teji ,, nahi yaar main ta thek aa
Pi ,,, nahi yaar main dekhna aa e tshirt khol ke dekha menu teji tshirt khol ke
Te ,, le yaar main ta thek aa tu ame hi fikar kar di aa
Pi ,,, chop kar bas tu hon jana aa kithe rahu ga raat nu
Teji ,,, dekh da yaar main ta aap ni samaj lag di
Bhaji nu kehna aa dekha ki kehnda aa
Pi ,,, le fad chabi kad ke dindi aa address das di aa ethe rah la kise nu ni pata lag na te Manju didi nu phone kar dena main ja fer tu kar lai
Teji ,, ok ghar hai kehda aa
Pi ,, kise da ni tu Aram nal rehi uthe baki main Chachi kol soan jau gi thek aa te eh le pese rakh la kol kos load hoi tan kallu chle gia dadi v aa gai pitti nu dekh ke .
Dadi ,,, put tenu v pata lag gia
Pi ,, hanji sukh ne dasya si dekhan aai si
Da ,, ve jo hoya das ta menu v dari da ni hunda phela kise nu kosh kehna ni je hun gale hi pee jawe far pishe ni dekhi da tu jau ga kis nal
Pi ,,, Chachi Ghar haiga aa sada chabi deti aa tere kol main soan jana aa .
Da ,,, hundi reh dheye rab tenu botia khusia dewe pitti soch di aa Chachi hun ta bas teji nu tatti hawa na lage main ta es nu dekh ke khosh hundi aa rashmi nu v kise ne phone kar ta uh v aa gai aa
Ra ,,, teji tu thek aa ji hoya si sari gal das ti
Pitti ,, Sher reh lau ga didi wale ch mere kol chabi si
Ra ,, hmmm thek aa ja fer fikar na kari kosh ni hon dende tenu thik aa le fad kol rakh la
Teji ,, main ki karne aa pitti ne dete aa dadi te Rashmi v dekh dia pitti nimi paa lendi aa
Ra ,,, tan ki aa kol hone chahi de aa fad la teji ne fad laye 15000 ho gia si dadi ne Dona de ser te hath fer ke asisa dean lagi
Da ,,, chal ja hun put time nal nikal ja
Teji ,,, baar nikal ke kinde nu phone kar da aa
Ki ,, teji ki hoya koi gal tan ni hoi
Te ,,, nahi bhaji main ta thek aa tusi kithe aa jana aa
Ki ,, yaar friend nu kita phone kehnda si kar da binda te keba v nal hi aa dekh da ki ban da
Teji ,,, yaar keba te jakeen aa
Ki ,,, han han vadia aa ki hoya
Teji ,,, main kade gal ni kiti na tan kar ke
Ki ,,, nahi tu gal das jakeen aa
Teji ,, yaar bhaji je nahi kite gal ban di tan mere nal chalo da ki pata kare na kare
Ki ,,, binde teji kehnda Ghar haiga aa sada da aa
Bi ,,, yaar us da ki pata kare v te kado karu je rishtedari ch jane aa tan panga Ghar hi kis da Ane jane change lagu ge teji phone te soan da si
Teji ,, bhaji Khali aa chabi mere kol hi koi ni uthe apa hi hona main v Kalla kine rahu ga
Bi,,, tu hai kite
Teji ,, ade te aa jao
Ki ,,, rok ja aye asi teji phone kat da do gadia di light des di aa pase nu ho janda gadia Lang gaia
Do motarcycle le ke kinde huni v aa gae
Teji ,, oh hi gal hoi aa hune gae aa shear nu gadia ch ik gurmakh wali duji sarpanch di
Ki , ,, yaar Ghar hai kis da
Teji ,,, manu v pata ni Khali hona chabi mil gai asi kehda mahina rehna aa ik do din aa mok jana motarcycle start kar tur paye
Ki ,,, eh tan hai kehda koi galti kiti aa ana hi dar aa sarpanch te duja gurmakh kosh karan na
Teji ,,, chalo dekh de binda
Bi ,, Saleyo main ta roti v ni khadi hoi
Ki ,, bhen choda sade Lang di aa
Teji ,, hahaha bhaji main ta vadia reh gia dadi nu pata laga us ne mote mote oaronthe bana te si
Bi ,, kinde pise kol kime aa
Ki ,,, bhuda jutti choki fer da si sala pise da kebe tere kol kine aa
Ke ,,, mere kol kithe aa yaar pata hi aa teji nu v posh lao
Ki ,,, nahi yaar us kol kithe hone aa Rehan di maran ni Lage ik dang na khadi tan shear aa gae teji ,,, bhaji xxx colony kidar aa yaar
Binda ,, us kaloni ch aa nawi bani aa kacheri de pishe aa motarcycle leja ke roke si nal hi gadi aa ke rok gai teji dekh ke khosh ho gia baki hiran
Gadi cho done jania Hasan dia paria nikal ke kol aai
Teji ,, ssa kiti Manju ne Hari saree lai si robi ne kallu jeen lal shirt pai Manju full makeup ch si duji udan hi
Ma ,,, bada time la ta bhabi ne kado da phone kita hoya ke tur pia aa koi pareshani tan ni hoi
Teji ,, ,,, bhaji huna nu udik da si ena da ni hunda si Rehan da main v kalle nu pata ni si tusi age milna aa nahi bhaji nu pata si calony da Ghar da ni pata eh bhaji huni aa Tina ne ssa kiti Dona ne v
Ma ,,, asha ji sade Sher ch sanu v ni milna si hehehe Phone ni chokya sanu fikar ho gia si ropi char da order kar de vig ke non veg
Ro ,,, dekh lo bhabi
Ma ,, robi tan oindo turio si lean tenu kehndi main le Ani aa bhabi ne roki aa hehehe
Teji ,, main vag hi aa bhaji tusi
Kinda ,, koi ni veg hi thek aa robi ne phone kar ta
Ma ,, chalo fer thawanu dekha dema tiji manjal te 2BHK da flat si chabi mil gai si
Teji ,,, hanji teji ne khol ta sare jane andar wad gae sofe te beth gae ik kamre da darwaza khol ke teji nu andar le ke beth jandi aa teji ne sari gal das da
Robi,,, koi ni fikar na kari asi ape dekh lama gia tu hun Aram kar kal nu mil dia phone on rakhi
Baar sofe te bethe binde di niga samne pai kinde nu isara kar ke kinds te keba pishe nu dekh de akhan hirani nal khulia reh jania samne teji di photo lagi hoi si nal dadi di te karam Singh di
Bi ,,, yaar hai kon aa eh flat teji da aa
Ki ,, chop kar yaar jaan de baad ch posh de aa
Rasta tan pata ni si
Bi ,, saleya koi hor hi chakar aa Manju baar nikal di robi magar teji kol khadi si
Ro,,, ik thek aa asi sawere shoutout kar ke call kar de aa ok le rakh la kol
Teji ,,, nahi mere kol haige aa
Ro ,,, nahi nal friend v aa
Ma ,,, rakh la koi ni je main dean lagi fer yada rakhne pene aa hehehe tine has paye
Ro ,,, chalie bhabi ji
Ma ,,, ok fer fikar na kari koi v ok ssa sare ne ss akal kiti done jania chle gai aa
Binda darbaza band kar ke aya
Bi ,,, le lao saleyo 100 100 kathe kar de fer de si aah sala kehnda nahi teji nu ni kehna sharminda hou ga us kol ni hone sala pata ni kine choki fer da
Ki ,, kon si eh .
Teji ,,, rishu di bhua ji saree wali duji us di nanan aa
Bi ,,, kine pese de ke gai aa lag da moti Sami aa
Teji ,,, hmmm factorya aa Tina dia
Ki ,,, eh ghar kis da aa
Bi ,,, pishe mod ke ute nu muh chok ke dekh mada jiha pata lag jana aa teji pishe nu dekh da apni te dadi una di photo dekh ke hiran hunda aa
Ki ,, hun das kis da teji soch da fer chabi pitti kol kime sutti aa je ena ne leya howe
Bi ,,, ki hoya ud gae tote hehehe
Teji ,, ik mint yaar menu sachi ni pata menu tan raste da ni pata phone kad ke pase ho ke karan laga
Piti ,,, hanji kidan fer Ghar sohna laga
Teji ,,, hmmm kis da photo Sadia lagia aa kida
Pi , hehehe yaar surprise si didi ne tere lai hun jaruri ho gia si menu chabi diti si keha si kise din done aake reh jaeo hehehe koi ni didi aa gai si
Teji ,, hmmm hune gaia aa
Pi ,,,, main tere Ghar hi aa Chachi kol fikar na kari tere kamre ch kabza kita hoya main bhut yaad Andi aa yaar us din wali
Teji ,,, mere nal bhaji huni aa fer swere kar da
Pi ,,, Ganda jiha ok bye
Teji,,,,, bye good night phone kat ke
Bi ,,, hnn kis da aa
Teji ,,, hai tan robi da sara kosh Mera janamdin lai laia si us din ana si sareya ne aaj emergency ch ana peya doorbell waj di aa
Teji uth ke khol da roti de janda aa
D,man,,,, sir swere kine waje le ke ama
Teji ,, 9 waje aa jau ga .
D,man ji sir
Teji ,, kina bill banya
D, man ,,, ji ho gia aa madam ne kar ta si teji 200rs de dinda khosh ho gia chal gia
Sare roti khan lage
Bin ,,,, bhen cho swad aa gia yaar
Ki ,, sala menu kehnda meet nu keh de
Saleya saree dekh ke samaj gia si bhaman ja lalle hone aa ena ni shukar kar da ana sohna Rehan nu mil gia pata ni kis di motar te raat katni peni si
Thanks teji yaar tu phone kar leya nahi sada tan okha hi si .
Keba,,, yaar jado ghar pata laga buda kilo kilo di Gaal kad da si hehe he
Teji ,, nahi yaar bhaman yarur aa ik baar keh dinde tan uni meet v maga dena si menu tan har bar hi posh dia je khana tan kha la
Ki ,,, yaar Jo marji aa ana thoda raat nu udik di si kol pese deke gaia hun asi meet di gal kar de aglia ne sochna hi change aa teji de friend sada dharam Kharab kar de aa
Keba ,,, dekh la teji pise kine aa gin ne vadia hunde aa
Teji ,,, pata aa yaar 15000 pind to mile si
20000 hajar robi madam de gai aa
200 us nu dita
Ki ,,, baki galan shadi hun swere panga pena aa us da v socho ki karna aa
Teji ,,, yaar bhaji hun sone aa swere phone kar ke dasu gi ki hoya aa
Bi ,,, bhen chod main ta kena pind Jaa ke ik baar hor na kot laie hehe hona tan kosh ni
Ki ,,, chlo fer sone aa
Teji ,, yaar ik gal aa kise nu kosh daseyo na kite rahe si bas
Ki ,,, yaar tu fikar na kar koi v muh na kjou ga
Teji ,,, na bhuta baar nikaleyo ame kise nu pata lagu ga baki tusi Jo khana pina aa uthe pai aa pese khao pee lao
Ki ,,, do do soan jane aa kinda main te teji tu done pee jao
Bi ,, 10 waje aa soan jane aa yaar
Ki marji jado marji soan jami main ta laga
Phone di ring waj di aa
Ro ,,, teji swere time nal uth jami uncle ne sadeya hoya 9 waje ghar jana apa I'm apne friend nu keh demi
Teji ,,, thek aa ji 8:30 raddy ho ke aa jau ga
Ro ,,, nahi nahi kol hi jithe tu aa asi aa jana aa tusi raddy reho gar office v jana una ne
Teji ,,, ok thek aa ji
Good night keh ke phone kat ta
Teji ,,, bhaji sawere sp de jana aa sadeya hoya done chalie
Ki ,, hmmm chal fer sone aa
Tusi soan jao main ana aa kinda muskaran laga koi ni kar la gal pitti nu MSG kar da use time reply kar di aa kosh cher waad har roj di Taran hi pitti nu nind aa gai teji v aake soan gia
Sawere uth 7 waje uth ke thale utar ke dekh da ik shop khuli si chaar panj packet dodh le ke kinde nu uta ke dodh pin nu dita naha ke kapde paa laye si done jania aa gaia binda suits peya si keba v dome nal beth gae
Ma ,,, ho hoya sach sach das wo baki sari gal kiti hoi aa robi ne
Sp di kothi ch chale gaye
Sp corsi te betha akhbaar pad da si has ke mileya si 55 saal da
Sp ,, ,, ajo put beth jao ki ho gia tije din panga paa lene aa
Ro ,, uncle ji eh tan Sharif bhut aa eh Munda sada reshetedari aa bhut hi nede to duja teem da chaptan aa Dona ne ssa kiti
Sp ,, jo hoya sach hi daseyo tan poori help Karu ga galti v tan v koi ni main haiga aa hun robi huni aa gaia sath tan dena hi Pina
Ro ,,, uncle asi v koi galat ni kehna bas tusi sach da sath deo
Teji ,, uncle ji Sadi tan koi galti v ni sari gal das ti
Sp ,, sarpanch da Munda si jehda pee ke aya si
Kinda ,,, hanji gall v use ne kadi phela te mere mareya v us ne jehda gurmakh da bhatija teji nu Dhaka mar ke set ta fer es ne v maar tia
Sp ,,, wase tan laddiai ch kosh ni rakheya je hon koi aa ke fas v jawe tan banda kare v ki koi ni tusi cha pee ke jana main v raddy hona aa
Sp ,,, bas put tu fikar na kari. Main phela v keha si gurmakh nu ke munde de raste ch na aai koi ni Aaj shaam nu pind ana aa main raat di FIR lakhai hoi aa sarpanch de munde walo menu te mere bhar te friend si ture jande pisho aa ke 30,35 bande kutan lage 2 chennia kada kho leya main pata kita si shaam nu hi pind nu jaeyo menu v ik, do kam aa baad ch fer main ja ke dekh da ki chakar aa sarkar kehndi aa kheda karao eh pi ke kharab kar de aa chalo theek aa put
Ro. ,,, kise time aunty nu maal bhej deo hun ta apna hi aa
Sp ,, hann hann pata laga si congratulation ama ge thek dhian rakheyo ena nu hune na bheji 4waje bhej demi ik pata hunda aa uda tan swere munshi nu keha aa sari gal menu das da rahe SI gurmakh de nal aa baki fikar na karo main ta aap pleyar de hak ch khada rehna aa nahi ta nase hi Kari jande aa
Ki ,, sir Sadi teem ch do hi aa daru Wale baki ni koi v koi nasa kar da
Sp ,,, kaka do ne hi beddi bhaha deni aa baki pind di teem aa tusi dekhna aa
Ro ,,, thank you uncle ji asi v jane aa mareyo geda chare jane baar nikal ke gadi ch beth gae
Ma ,,, khosh aa hun eda di tinson na leya kar na pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na si teji soch da hun shoti kon aa kinda aa baad ch posh da
Ro ,,, hun 4 waje tak free aa ki karna Ghar nu chliye Manju robi nu dekh ke muskradi hoi
Ma ,,, dekh la teji ja fer party karni aa friend's nal
Teji ,,, party kah di sade ch kehda koi pinda aa
Ro ,,, party sharab pee ke hi hundi aa kite ana kosh khaan pin lai
Ma ,,, koi ni tusi Aaj kathe hoye aa Aram nal party Karo je dil karu ga phone kar aa jami Mera office ta pata hi aa robi kol jana ta phone kar lai flat kol aa ke gadi rok di aa kinda utar ke age chla gia bari bari Dona ne jafi pai
Ro ,,, aajami yaar kosh cher betha ge
Teji ,,, hun kidan shad ke ama fer jado marji phone kar deo
Ma ,,, robi de de hun do beg le ke aai teji nu dindi hoi
Teji ,, ki aa es ch
Ro ,, mere kolo kade ni Kosh leya tu eh gift aa tere lai te tere friend 's lai aa pheli waar tere nal aye aa tere tere magar v khade aa kal nu soch ke gal karu ge
Teji ,,, uh ta lagia photo dekh dekh ke hiran hoi jande aa ana na karo menu ena chiza di adat pee jawe Manju ne jafi paa kan kol muh kar ke
Ma ,, my sweet habi pe jawe asi haigia aa bas tu khosh rehna aa koi madi sangat ni karni
Teji ,, thek aa robi te Manju gadi ch beth gai aa
Sach mein bhul gaya shoti kon aa
Ma ,, hehe he jine chabi diti si hehe robi te teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa teji kinde kol aa ke upar jande hoye soch da pitti nu v nal hi kar leya salia bamnia da dimag v bhut aa iko jahia aa Jo v aa ik baar tan pind ch toar banati aa
Pind ch gurjit nu v pata lag gia si raat swere piti nu phone kar ke posh leya si
Beera Lambad Ghar ch betha si
Ma ,,, daddy laddai hoi aa kise di
Be,,, hmmm hun pata lagna aa badeya bandeya nal panga kidan lai da je kheal lean dinde tan ki si
Ma ,,,, hai tan sarpanch galt aa agle sari din mitti nal labide rehnde aa apna na banan lai mohre ho jana Changi gal ni aa
Beera ,,, kudie tenu ki pata agle ne thanedar nu pese de ke khelan joge ni Rehan dene karme da kal da shokra ni Maan sunya gurmakh de bhatije de thapad mare aa
Gu ,, galat tan uh si thapad khane hi si
Be,,, koi ni posh da sab pise di game aa hun phela Thane Wale ne sewa karni aa fer pind panchayat ch sada v nal hi si us da tan na kada leya main kosh keha tan ni si fer v us nal rehnda aa done tan us nu da v likhan nu fer da si Billa jania gusse ch aa gai aa si tizi v darbaje ch khadi aa gai
Manjit ,,, daddy tusi ki chone aa sare nase karan lag jan sarpanch ne ade sharab dodeya te la te aa vota de lai je koi changa aa us nu tan Rehan deo
Phela v panga leya si Sade jandya nu raat nu nale kut khadi nale mafi mangi si hun v eh hi hona
Gurjit te Manpreet v hirani nal dekh di us wal beera v
Be ,,,, tenu kon das da a eda dia galan nale nokri da dar kar ke kita si hun sarpanch nal hoi aa pata tan hun lagu ga
Da ljit ,,, ho marji howe sade tan apna aap ni chok hunda kam wala hospital ch peya aa tusi hor apne ghar ch laddai pa lai aa
Be ,,, kam kari tan jande aa hor ki chahi da aa
Manjit chle gai magar done jania v
Gu ,,, nu tenu kine dasia ania gala
Manjit ,,, main v pind ch rehni aa eh gal hor aa ke thawade wangu dodhu ni pilan jandi hehe he
Ma ,, kutti kise tha di hore pase nu gal le gai aa
Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya aa gurjit has di hoi chapal nu hath pandi hoi
Gu ,,, khad kuttie tenu main das di aa manjit has di ungutha dekha ke baar bhaj gai hahaha
Ma ,,, hahaha bhut kharab hoi jandi aa phone kar ke dekha yaar
Gu ,, us de nal aa hor v pind de munde
Ma ,,, par hai kithe eh ta pata hi hona
Gu ,,, didi kehndi si kise munde de ghar gae aa
Ma ,,, thode time Tak fer kar ke dekhi
Gu ,,, gal soan yaar shoti nu pata kidan laga kon aa ke iko hi aa
Ma ,,, yaar eh ta main sochya hi ni tu hi pata kari hun menu ni dasna badi kutti aa hor hor galan kari jandi aa rok ja main dekh di daljit kol bethi si
Gu ,,, manjit gal suni ik mint muskardi hoi uth ke nal tor pai andar wad ke
Ma njit ,,,, hanji
Gu ,,, tenu pata kon aa jehnu Milan jai da han ch ser maar di hasa di hoi
Manjit ,, sab kosh pata aa ana tan phela hi pata si iko hi aa raat na v pata lag gia hehehe
Gu ,,, kidan
Manjit ,, Ani uchi uchi gal kar di aa hundia aa menu dar hi rehnda si mata nu na pata lage jado mata Andi hundi si main samne aa jandi si tusi chop kar jandia si raat v teji da na le ke gal kar dia si didi nal main soan di si mata aai tan main andar wadi si hehehe
Gu ,,, tenu bhuta ni laga
Manjit ,,, nahi bhabi bura ki aa sab kosh agle ne saaf gal kiti aa tusi v keh ta viha ni hona pata hi jina cher kol aa nazare lao viha tan uthe hi karana pena jithe Ghar de kehan ge tan chop hi vadia aa
Gu ,, kuttie tu tan sachi wadi ho gai aa lag da tere lai v koi dekhna pena hehe jatti jhotti ban gai aa heheh
Manjeet ,,,, hehe je jhotti samaj hi leya bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut aa hehehe gurjit chop kar gai ki hoya
Gu ,,,, changa lagu ga kidan kaha ge
Manjit,,, bhabi menu ni pata main das ta main tan us raat hi pasand kar leya si jado didi nal aya si raat gussa v bhut aya si fer sochya main v jehda viha karana aa ania kudia te vihaia di gal aa us nal vadia hi hou ga tan hi ania sambi janda aa
Gu ,,, asi ni Kosh v kehndi aa Teri marji aa par samne vvni ho sakdia Sadi v majboori samji
Manjit ,,, koi ni ana hi bhut aa main load pean te ape kar lena aa
Gu ,,, chal thek aa tere nal hi aa Manjit ne jafi paa lai done baar nikal gia
Ma ,,, ki keha si gurjit has di hoi
Gu ,,, kosh ni jhotti lagan nu tiar aa use to kehndi iko bhut aa sade lai
Ma ,,, hayyy raba hun didi nu
Gu ,, bas chop kar ja Jo hou ga dekhi jau gi sanu pata hi ni une ape gal kar leni aa menu tan hor hi fikar pe gia hehe
Ma ,,, ki hoya hun
Gu ,,, kuttie tu tan dekheya ni us da es da ki Banu ga hehehe
Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe he
Shear ch ute jande aa binde huni patonte khande si
Bi ,,, ajo tusi kithe gae si roti de gia si 200rs de dte kad ke
Ki ,,, asi sp Saab kol gae si
Bi ,,, fer ki hoya
Ki ,, kosh ni kehnda sham nu jaeyo Ghar main aap ja ke dekhu ga Jo marji aa teji di jhadai aa sp nal cha pee ke aye aa
Bi ,,, bhen cho menu v le jande sale ape chle gae
Ki ,, saleya bon choki pia si tu kha ke
Te ,,, beg khol da apni pent te tshirt kad ke dekh da bhaji aa Tina lai aa ik ik tshirt si
Bi ,,, ohh thawadi bhen di swad aa gia hun ta maza hi aa le kebe saleya sada v soot aa gia haha
Ki ,,, hun sham tak ki Karie yaar
Keba ,,, kite gum Ane aa
Ki ,,, nahi yaar baar ni jana dish laga aa lame pee ke dekho te
Pind ch police di gadi gum di rahi posh de rahe koi ni mileya sukh de ghar nu v aye si

pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na

Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya

bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut

Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe heMa ,,,
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aho jehi galla pad k suvad jeha aa jaanda h t story ch char chand laa dendi hh

 

[jagmeet]

Sira brother

 

[desiman3]

pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na

Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya

bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut

Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe heMa ,,,
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
aho jehi galla pad k suvad jeha aa jaanda h t story ch char chand laa dendi hh

Babe main ta koshshi kar da thwada manoranjan vadia howe par tenu v pata hi aa yaar kahi waar dil udas ho janda aa jado pad ke koi cament ni kar de

 

[desiman3]

pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na

Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya

bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut

Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe heMa ,,,
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
aho jehi galla pad k suvad jeha aa jaanda h t story ch char chand laa dendi hh

Tu tan menu v padan lai majboor kar ta nahi ta ghat hi pad da huna aa

 

[Marvel]

Babe main ta koshshi kar da thwada manoranjan vadia howe par tenu v pata hi aa yaar kahi waar dil udas ho janda aa jado pad ke koi cament ni kar de

Yr tu udas na hoya kr. M hor kru ga cmnt 22 di story te... ksr nii rehn denda. Tu edda he likhi jaa

 

[Marvel]

Tu tan menu v padan lai majboor kar ta nahi ta ghat hi pad da huna aa

❤❤❤❤❤

 

[Harman Brar]

Thanks veer update lai...... hun te aadat jhi ho gyi update read krke sone di.....baaki story te ki kahiye.... speech less h sb kuch.......teji te chadai te hoi hi jndi h pind ch....phla ik kudiya budiya ch c te hun bandeya te dosta ch v teji shaya hoya h.....keep it up....

 

[Leo_303]

Teji ,,, sala ustad ji da sala mera hath v dukhan laga
Ki ,,, tere kon hath aa gia si
Teji ,, bhaji oh Billa apni parani kis kadan laga si sale ne Dhaka mar ta kallu pise anda si
Kallu ,,, bai kindeya tute tan tusi v bhut aa par jehde chatake bille de paye aa sari umar yaad rahu ge hehe he
Binda ,,, saleyo bhuta khosh na howo ik sarpanch te duja gurmakh karu de kosh phela v bejti hoi aa una di
Kallu ,,, fer tan bakh hona pena aa baki tan nal hi aa kine bande se dekh degalti una di aa
Ki ,,, yaar uh tan baad di gal aa
Teji ,,, dadi nu ki kahu ga yaar meri tan jaan kad deni aa hor ni kise da dar
Kallu ,, koi ni Sher ban main jau ga te nal chache nu le jau ga Siana banda nal hou ga hor v vadia gal aa
Bi ,,, ik gal bhul de aa es nu ki load aa daran di kinda v teji wal dekh ke has da hoya
Ki ,,, hannn yaar gal teri sahi aa sanu hi dekhna pena aa sukh tu tan ni si wach
Sukh ,,, nahi bhaji menu bhaji ne phela hi keha si
Ki ,,, vadia hoya yaar tu reh fer Ghar hi
Teji ,,, nahi bhaji hun nal hi aa as par ja us paar main ta teem de nal hi aa
Ki ,,,, eda karo fer Aaj pind na reho koi v Ghar nu aa gae teji ne roti kha ke apne kamre ch aa gaye kallu de nal ik hor si dadi kol bethe si
Sukh ne v Ghar das ta
Pitti ,,, bhabi main Ani aa teji nu posh ke sukh di tan ni koi gal
Tine , jania,,, han han ja eh udan di kis kadi honi aa kutte ne pitti andar jandi aa Paras cho kosh kad ke teji kol gai
Holi Holi darwaja khadkan lagi
Teji ,, kon aa
Pi ,,, main aa teji uth da hoya teri bhen nu sale ne paa ta panga darwaja khol ke andar waad di aa gut ke jafi paa lai muh te kisss kar ke akhan cho Pani nikalan laga
Tu thek aa tere lagi tan ni kite
Teji ,, nahi yaar main ta thek aa
Pi ,,, nahi yaar main dekhna aa e tshirt khol ke dekha menu teji tshirt khol ke
Te ,, le yaar main ta thek aa tu ame hi fikar kar di aa
Pi ,,, chop kar bas tu hon jana aa kithe rahu ga raat nu
Teji ,,, dekh da yaar main ta aap ni samaj lag di
Bhaji nu kehna aa dekha ki kehnda aa
Pi ,,, le fad chabi kad ke dindi aa address das di aa ethe rah la kise nu ni pata lag na te Manju didi nu phone kar dena main ja fer tu kar lai
Teji ,, ok ghar hai kehda aa
Pi ,, kise da ni tu Aram nal rehi uthe baki main Chachi kol soan jau gi thek aa te eh le pese rakh la kol kos load hoi tan kallu chle gia dadi v aa gai pitti nu dekh ke .
Dadi ,,, put tenu v pata lag gia
Pi ,, hanji sukh ne dasya si dekhan aai si
Da ,, ve jo hoya das ta menu v dari da ni hunda phela kise nu kosh kehna ni je hun gale hi pee jawe far pishe ni dekhi da tu jau ga kis nal
Pi ,,, Chachi Ghar haiga aa sada chabi deti aa tere kol main soan jana aa .
Da ,,, hundi reh dheye rab tenu botia khusia dewe pitti soch di aa Chachi hun ta bas teji nu tatti hawa na lage main ta es nu dekh ke khosh hundi aa rashmi nu v kise ne phone kar ta uh v aa gai aa
Ra ,,, teji tu thek aa ji hoya si sari gal das ti
Pitti ,, Sher reh lau ga didi wale ch mere kol chabi si
Ra ,, hmmm thek aa ja fer fikar na kari kosh ni hon dende tenu thik aa le fad kol rakh la
Teji ,, main ki karne aa pitti ne dete aa dadi te Rashmi v dekh dia pitti nimi paa lendi aa
Ra ,,, tan ki aa kol hone chahi de aa fad la teji ne fad laye 15000 ho gia si dadi ne Dona de ser te hath fer ke asisa dean lagi
Da ,,, chal ja hun put time nal nikal ja
Teji ,,, baar nikal ke kinde nu phone kar da aa
Ki ,, teji ki hoya koi gal tan ni hoi
Te ,,, nahi bhaji main ta thek aa tusi kithe aa jana aa
Ki ,, yaar friend nu kita phone kehnda si kar da binda te keba v nal hi aa dekh da ki ban da
Teji ,,, yaar keba te jakeen aa
Ki ,,, han han vadia aa ki hoya
Teji ,,, main kade gal ni kiti na tan kar ke
Ki ,,, nahi tu gal das jakeen aa
Teji ,, yaar bhaji je nahi kite gal ban di tan mere nal chalo da ki pata kare na kare
Ki ,,, binde teji kehnda Ghar haiga aa sada da aa
Bi ,,, yaar us da ki pata kare v te kado karu je rishtedari ch jane aa tan panga Ghar hi kis da Ane jane change lagu ge teji phone te soan da si
Teji ,, bhaji Khali aa chabi mere kol hi koi ni uthe apa hi hona main v Kalla kine rahu ga
Bi,,, tu hai kite
Teji ,, ade te aa jao
Ki ,,, rok ja aye asi teji phone kat da do gadia di light des di aa pase nu ho janda gadia Lang gaia
Do motarcycle le ke kinde huni v aa gae
Teji ,, oh hi gal hoi aa hune gae aa shear nu gadia ch ik gurmakh wali duji sarpanch di
Ki , ,, yaar Ghar hai kis da
Teji ,,, manu v pata ni Khali hona chabi mil gai asi kehda mahina rehna aa ik do din aa mok jana motarcycle start kar tur paye
Ki ,,, eh tan hai kehda koi galti kiti aa ana hi dar aa sarpanch te duja gurmakh kosh karan na
Teji ,,, chalo dekh de binda
Bi ,, Saleyo main ta roti v ni khadi hoi
Ki ,, bhen choda sade Lang di aa
Teji ,, hahaha bhaji main ta vadia reh gia dadi nu pata laga us ne mote mote oaronthe bana te si
Bi ,, kinde pise kol kime aa
Ki ,,, bhuda jutti choki fer da si sala pise da kebe tere kol kine aa
Ke ,,, mere kol kithe aa yaar pata hi aa teji nu v posh lao
Ki ,,, nahi yaar us kol kithe hone aa Rehan di maran ni Lage ik dang na khadi tan shear aa gae teji ,,, bhaji xxx colony kidar aa yaar
Binda ,, us kaloni ch aa nawi bani aa kacheri de pishe aa motarcycle leja ke roke si nal hi gadi aa ke rok gai teji dekh ke khosh ho gia baki hiran
Gadi cho done jania Hasan dia paria nikal ke kol aai
Teji ,, ssa kiti Manju ne Hari saree lai si robi ne kallu jeen lal shirt pai Manju full makeup ch si duji udan hi
Ma ,,, bada time la ta bhabi ne kado da phone kita hoya ke tur pia aa koi pareshani tan ni hoi
Teji ,, ,,, bhaji huna nu udik da si ena da ni hunda si Rehan da main v kalle nu pata ni si tusi age milna aa nahi bhaji nu pata si calony da Ghar da ni pata eh bhaji huni aa Tina ne ssa kiti Dona ne v
Ma ,,, asha ji sade Sher ch sanu v ni milna si hehehe Phone ni chokya sanu fikar ho gia si ropi char da order kar de vig ke non veg
Ro ,,, dekh lo bhabi
Ma ,, robi tan oindo turio si lean tenu kehndi main le Ani aa bhabi ne roki aa hehehe
Teji ,, main vag hi aa bhaji tusi
Kinda ,, koi ni veg hi thek aa robi ne phone kar ta
Ma ,, chalo fer thawanu dekha dema tiji manjal te 2BHK da flat si chabi mil gai si
Teji ,,, hanji teji ne khol ta sare jane andar wad gae sofe te beth gae ik kamre da darwaza khol ke teji nu andar le ke beth jandi aa teji ne sari gal das da
Robi,,, koi ni fikar na kari asi ape dekh lama gia tu hun Aram kar kal nu mil dia phone on rakhi
Baar sofe te bethe binde di niga samne pai kinde nu isara kar ke kinds te keba pishe nu dekh de akhan hirani nal khulia reh jania samne teji di photo lagi hoi si nal dadi di te karam Singh di
Bi ,,, yaar hai kon aa eh flat teji da aa
Ki ,, chop kar yaar jaan de baad ch posh de aa
Rasta tan pata ni si
Bi ,, saleya koi hor hi chakar aa Manju baar nikal di robi magar teji kol khadi si
Ro,,, ik thek aa asi sawere shoutout kar ke call kar de aa ok le rakh la kol
Teji ,,, nahi mere kol haige aa
Ro ,,, nahi nal friend v aa
Ma ,,, rakh la koi ni je main dean lagi fer yada rakhne pene aa hehehe tine has paye
Ro ,,, chalie bhabi ji
Ma ,,, ok fer fikar na kari koi v ok ssa sare ne ss akal kiti done jania chle gai aa
Binda darbaza band kar ke aya
Bi ,,, le lao saleyo 100 100 kathe kar de fer de si aah sala kehnda nahi teji nu ni kehna sharminda hou ga us kol ni hone sala pata ni kine choki fer da
Ki ,, kon si eh .
Teji ,,, rishu di bhua ji saree wali duji us di nanan aa
Bi ,,, kine pese de ke gai aa lag da moti Sami aa
Teji ,,, hmmm factorya aa Tina dia
Ki ,,, eh ghar kis da aa
Bi ,,, pishe mod ke ute nu muh chok ke dekh mada jiha pata lag jana aa teji pishe nu dekh da apni te dadi una di photo dekh ke hiran hunda aa
Ki ,, hun das kis da teji soch da fer chabi pitti kol kime sutti aa je ena ne leya howe
Bi ,,, ki hoya ud gae tote hehehe
Teji ,, ik mint yaar menu sachi ni pata menu tan raste da ni pata phone kad ke pase ho ke karan laga
Piti ,,, hanji kidan fer Ghar sohna laga
Teji ,,, hmmm kis da photo Sadia lagia aa kida
Pi , hehehe yaar surprise si didi ne tere lai hun jaruri ho gia si menu chabi diti si keha si kise din done aake reh jaeo hehehe koi ni didi aa gai si
Teji ,, hmmm hune gaia aa
Pi ,,,, main tere Ghar hi aa Chachi kol fikar na kari tere kamre ch kabza kita hoya main bhut yaad Andi aa yaar us din wali
Teji ,,, mere nal bhaji huni aa fer swere kar da
Pi ,,, Ganda jiha ok bye
Teji,,,,, bye good night phone kat ke
Bi ,,, hnn kis da aa
Teji ,,, hai tan robi da sara kosh Mera janamdin lai laia si us din ana si sareya ne aaj emergency ch ana peya doorbell waj di aa
Teji uth ke khol da roti de janda aa
D,man,,,, sir swere kine waje le ke ama
Teji ,, 9 waje aa jau ga .
D,man ji sir
Teji ,, kina bill banya
D, man ,,, ji ho gia aa madam ne kar ta si teji 200rs de dinda khosh ho gia chal gia
Sare roti khan lage
Bin ,,,, bhen cho swad aa gia yaar
Ki ,, sala menu kehnda meet nu keh de
Saleya saree dekh ke samaj gia si bhaman ja lalle hone aa ena ni shukar kar da ana sohna Rehan nu mil gia pata ni kis di motar te raat katni peni si
Thanks teji yaar tu phone kar leya nahi sada tan okha hi si .
Keba,,, yaar jado ghar pata laga buda kilo kilo di Gaal kad da si hehe he
Teji ,, nahi yaar bhaman yarur aa ik baar keh dinde tan uni meet v maga dena si menu tan har bar hi posh dia je khana tan kha la
Ki ,,, yaar Jo marji aa ana thoda raat nu udik di si kol pese deke gaia hun asi meet di gal kar de aglia ne sochna hi change aa teji de friend sada dharam Kharab kar de aa
Keba ,,, dekh la teji pise kine aa gin ne vadia hunde aa
Teji ,,, pata aa yaar 15000 pind to mile si
20000 hajar robi madam de gai aa
200 us nu dita
Ki ,,, baki galan shadi hun swere panga pena aa us da v socho ki karna aa
Teji ,,, yaar bhaji hun sone aa swere phone kar ke dasu gi ki hoya aa
Bi ,,, bhen chod main ta kena pind Jaa ke ik baar hor na kot laie hehe hona tan kosh ni
Ki ,,, chlo fer sone aa
Teji ,, yaar ik gal aa kise nu kosh daseyo na kite rahe si bas
Ki ,,, yaar tu fikar na kar koi v muh na kjou ga
Teji ,,, na bhuta baar nikaleyo ame kise nu pata lagu ga baki tusi Jo khana pina aa uthe pai aa pese khao pee lao
Ki ,,, do do soan jane aa kinda main te teji tu done pee jao
Bi ,, 10 waje aa soan jane aa yaar
Ki marji jado marji soan jami main ta laga
Phone di ring waj di aa
Ro ,,, teji swere time nal uth jami uncle ne sadeya hoya 9 waje ghar jana apa I'm apne friend nu keh demi
Teji ,,, thek aa ji 8:30 raddy ho ke aa jau ga
Ro ,,, nahi nahi kol hi jithe tu aa asi aa jana aa tusi raddy reho gar office v jana una ne
Teji ,,, ok thek aa ji
Good night keh ke phone kat ta
Teji ,,, bhaji sawere sp de jana aa sadeya hoya done chalie
Ki ,, hmmm chal fer sone aa
Tusi soan jao main ana aa kinda muskaran laga koi ni kar la gal pitti nu MSG kar da use time reply kar di aa kosh cher waad har roj di Taran hi pitti nu nind aa gai teji v aake soan gia
Sawere uth 7 waje uth ke thale utar ke dekh da ik shop khuli si chaar panj packet dodh le ke kinde nu uta ke dodh pin nu dita naha ke kapde paa laye si done jania aa gaia binda suits peya si keba v dome nal beth gae
Ma ,,, ho hoya sach sach das wo baki sari gal kiti hoi aa robi ne
Sp di kothi ch chale gaye
Sp corsi te betha akhbaar pad da si has ke mileya si 55 saal da
Sp ,, ,, ajo put beth jao ki ho gia tije din panga paa lene aa
Ro ,, uncle ji eh tan Sharif bhut aa eh Munda sada reshetedari aa bhut hi nede to duja teem da chaptan aa Dona ne ssa kiti
Sp ,, jo hoya sach hi daseyo tan poori help Karu ga galti v tan v koi ni main haiga aa hun robi huni aa gaia sath tan dena hi Pina
Ro ,,, uncle asi v koi galat ni kehna bas tusi sach da sath deo
Teji ,, uncle ji Sadi tan koi galti v ni sari gal das ti
Sp ,, sarpanch da Munda si jehda pee ke aya si
Kinda ,,, hanji gall v use ne kadi phela te mere mareya v us ne jehda gurmakh da bhatija teji nu Dhaka mar ke set ta fer es ne v maar tia
Sp ,,, wase tan laddiai ch kosh ni rakheya je hon koi aa ke fas v jawe tan banda kare v ki koi ni tusi cha pee ke jana main v raddy hona aa
Sp ,,, bas put tu fikar na kari. Main phela v keha si gurmakh nu ke munde de raste ch na aai koi ni Aaj shaam nu pind ana aa main raat di FIR lakhai hoi aa sarpanch de munde walo menu te mere bhar te friend si ture jande pisho aa ke 30,35 bande kutan lage 2 chennia kada kho leya main pata kita si shaam nu hi pind nu jaeyo menu v ik, do kam aa baad ch fer main ja ke dekh da ki chakar aa sarkar kehndi aa kheda karao eh pi ke kharab kar de aa chalo theek aa put
Ro. ,,, kise time aunty nu maal bhej deo hun ta apna hi aa
Sp ,, hann hann pata laga si congratulation ama ge thek dhian rakheyo ena nu hune na bheji 4waje bhej demi ik pata hunda aa uda tan swere munshi nu keha aa sari gal menu das da rahe SI gurmakh de nal aa baki fikar na karo main ta aap pleyar de hak ch khada rehna aa nahi ta nase hi Kari jande aa
Ki ,, sir Sadi teem ch do hi aa daru Wale baki ni koi v koi nasa kar da
Sp ,,, kaka do ne hi beddi bhaha deni aa baki pind di teem aa tusi dekhna aa
Ro ,,, thank you uncle ji asi v jane aa mareyo geda chare jane baar nikal ke gadi ch beth gae
Ma ,,, khosh aa hun eda di tinson na leya kar na pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na si teji soch da hun shoti kon aa kinda aa baad ch posh da
Ro ,,, hun 4 waje tak free aa ki karna Ghar nu chliye Manju robi nu dekh ke muskradi hoi
Ma ,,, dekh la teji ja fer party karni aa friend's nal
Teji ,,, party kah di sade ch kehda koi pinda aa
Ro ,,, party sharab pee ke hi hundi aa kite ana kosh khaan pin lai
Ma ,,, koi ni tusi Aaj kathe hoye aa Aram nal party Karo je dil karu ga phone kar aa jami Mera office ta pata hi aa robi kol jana ta phone kar lai flat kol aa ke gadi rok di aa kinda utar ke age chla gia bari bari Dona ne jafi pai
Ro ,,, aajami yaar kosh cher betha ge
Teji ,,, hun kidan shad ke ama fer jado marji phone kar deo
Ma ,,, robi de de hun do beg le ke aai teji nu dindi hoi
Teji ,, ki aa es ch
Ro ,, mere kolo kade ni Kosh leya tu eh gift aa tere lai te tere friend 's lai aa pheli waar tere nal aye aa tere tere magar v khade aa kal nu soch ke gal karu ge
Teji ,,, uh ta lagia photo dekh dekh ke hiran hoi jande aa ana na karo menu ena chiza di adat pee jawe Manju ne jafi paa kan kol muh kar ke
Ma ,, my sweet habi pe jawe asi haigia aa bas tu khosh rehna aa koi madi sangat ni karni
Teji ,, thek aa robi te Manju gadi ch beth gai aa
Sach mein bhul gaya shoti kon aa
Ma ,, hehe he jine chabi diti si hehe robi te teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa teji kinde kol aa ke upar jande hoye soch da pitti nu v nal hi kar leya salia bamnia da dimag v bhut aa iko jahia aa Jo v aa ik baar tan pind ch toar banati aa
Pind ch gurjit nu v pata lag gia si raat swere piti nu phone kar ke posh leya si
Beera Lambad Ghar ch betha si
Ma ,,, daddy laddai hoi aa kise di
Be,,, hmmm hun pata lagna aa badeya bandeya nal panga kidan lai da je kheal lean dinde tan ki si
Ma ,,,, hai tan sarpanch galt aa agle sari din mitti nal labide rehnde aa apna na banan lai mohre ho jana Changi gal ni aa
Beera ,,, kudie tenu ki pata agle ne thanedar nu pese de ke khelan joge ni Rehan dene karme da kal da shokra ni Maan sunya gurmakh de bhatije de thapad mare aa
Gu ,, galat tan uh si thapad khane hi si
Be,,, koi ni posh da sab pise di game aa hun phela Thane Wale ne sewa karni aa fer pind panchayat ch sada v nal hi si us da tan na kada leya main kosh keha tan ni si fer v us nal rehnda aa done tan us nu da v likhan nu fer da si Billa jania gusse ch aa gai aa si tizi v darbaje ch khadi aa gai
Manjit ,,, daddy tusi ki chone aa sare nase karan lag jan sarpanch ne ade sharab dodeya te la te aa vota de lai je koi changa aa us nu tan Rehan deo
Phela v panga leya si Sade jandya nu raat nu nale kut khadi nale mafi mangi si hun v eh hi hona
Gurjit te Manpreet v hirani nal dekh di us wal beera v
Be ,,,, tenu kon das da a eda dia galan nale nokri da dar kar ke kita si hun sarpanch nal hoi aa pata tan hun lagu ga
Da ljit ,,, ho marji howe sade tan apna aap ni chok hunda kam wala hospital ch peya aa tusi hor apne ghar ch laddai pa lai aa
Be ,,, kam kari tan jande aa hor ki chahi da aa
Manjit chle gai magar done jania v
Gu ,,, nu tenu kine dasia ania gala
Manjit ,,, main v pind ch rehni aa eh gal hor aa ke thawade wangu dodhu ni pilan jandi hehe he
Ma ,, kutti kise tha di hore pase nu gal le gai aa
Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya aa gurjit has di hoi chapal nu hath pandi hoi
Gu ,,, khad kuttie tenu main das di aa manjit has di ungutha dekha ke baar bhaj gai hahaha
Ma ,,, hahaha bhut kharab hoi jandi aa phone kar ke dekha yaar
Gu ,, us de nal aa hor v pind de munde
Ma ,,, par hai kithe eh ta pata hi hona
Gu ,,, didi kehndi si kise munde de ghar gae aa
Ma ,,, thode time Tak fer kar ke dekhi
Gu ,,, gal soan yaar shoti nu pata kidan laga kon aa ke iko hi aa
Ma ,,, yaar eh ta main sochya hi ni tu hi pata kari hun menu ni dasna badi kutti aa hor hor galan kari jandi aa rok ja main dekh di daljit kol bethi si
Gu ,,, manjit gal suni ik mint muskardi hoi uth ke nal tor pai andar wad ke
Ma njit ,,,, hanji
Gu ,,, tenu pata kon aa jehnu Milan jai da han ch ser maar di hasa di hoi
Manjit ,, sab kosh pata aa ana tan phela hi pata si iko hi aa raat na v pata lag gia hehehe
Gu ,,, kidan
Manjit ,, Ani uchi uchi gal kar di aa hundia aa menu dar hi rehnda si mata nu na pata lage jado mata Andi hundi si main samne aa jandi si tusi chop kar jandia si raat v teji da na le ke gal kar dia si didi nal main soan di si mata aai tan main andar wadi si hehehe
Gu ,,, tenu bhuta ni laga
Manjit ,,, nahi bhabi bura ki aa sab kosh agle ne saaf gal kiti aa tusi v keh ta viha ni hona pata hi jina cher kol aa nazare lao viha tan uthe hi karana pena jithe Ghar de kehan ge tan chop hi vadia aa
Gu ,, kuttie tu tan sachi wadi ho gai aa lag da tere lai v koi dekhna pena hehe jatti jhotti ban gai aa heheh
Manjeet ,,,, hehe je jhotti samaj hi leya bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut aa hehehe gurjit chop kar gai ki hoya
Gu ,,,, changa lagu ga kidan kaha ge
Manjit,,, bhabi menu ni pata main das ta main tan us raat hi pasand kar leya si jado didi nal aya si raat gussa v bhut aya si fer sochya main v jehda viha karana aa ania kudia te vihaia di gal aa us nal vadia hi hou ga tan hi ania sambi janda aa
Gu ,,, asi ni Kosh v kehndi aa Teri marji aa par samne vvni ho sakdia Sadi v majboori samji
Manjit ,,, koi ni ana hi bhut aa main load pean te ape kar lena aa
Gu ,,, chal thek aa tere nal hi aa Manjit ne jafi paa lai done baar nikal gia
Ma ,,, ki keha si gurjit has di hoi
Gu ,,, kosh ni jhotti lagan nu tiar aa use to kehndi iko bhut aa sade lai
Ma ,,, hayyy raba hun didi nu
Gu ,, bas chop kar ja Jo hou ga dekhi jau gi sanu pata hi ni une ape gal kar leni aa menu tan hor hi fikar pe gia hehe
Ma ,,, ki hoya hun
Gu ,,, kuttie tu tan dekheya ni us da es da ki Banu ga hehehe
Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe he
Shear ch ute jande aa binde huni patonte khande si
Bi ,,, ajo tusi kithe gae si roti de gia si 200rs de dte kad ke
Ki ,,, asi sp Saab kol gae si
Bi ,,, fer ki hoya
Ki ,, kosh ni kehnda sham nu jaeyo Ghar main aap ja ke dekhu ga Jo marji aa teji di jhadai aa sp nal cha pee ke aye aa
Bi ,,, bhen cho menu v le jande sale ape chle gae
Ki ,, saleya bon choki pia si tu kha ke
Te ,,, beg khol da apni pent te tshirt kad ke dekh da bhaji aa Tina lai aa ik ik tshirt si
Bi ,,, ohh thawadi bhen di swad aa gia hun ta maza hi aa le kebe saleya sada v soot aa gia haha
Ki ,,, hun sham tak ki Karie yaar
Keba ,,, kite gum Ane aa
Ki ,,, nahi yaar baar ni jana dish laga aa lame pee ke dekho te
Pind ch police di gadi gum di rahi posh de rahe koi ni mileya sukh de ghar nu v aye si

Lajwaab lekhani, laajwab kuddiaan chiddiaan di aapsi gal baat .

 

[Amanpreet Sarliwala]

Teji ,,, sala ustad ji da sala mera hath v dukhan laga
Ki ,,, tere kon hath aa gia si
Teji ,, bhaji oh Billa apni parani kis kadan laga si sale ne Dhaka mar ta kallu pise anda si
Kallu ,,, bai kindeya tute tan tusi v bhut aa par jehde chatake bille de paye aa sari umar yaad rahu ge hehe he
Binda ,,, saleyo bhuta khosh na howo ik sarpanch te duja gurmakh karu de kosh phela v bejti hoi aa una di
Kallu ,,, fer tan bakh hona pena aa baki tan nal hi aa kine bande se dekh degalti una di aa
Ki ,,, yaar uh tan baad di gal aa
Teji ,,, dadi nu ki kahu ga yaar meri tan jaan kad deni aa hor ni kise da dar
Kallu ,, koi ni Sher ban main jau ga te nal chache nu le jau ga Siana banda nal hou ga hor v vadia gal aa
Bi ,,, ik gal bhul de aa es nu ki load aa daran di kinda v teji wal dekh ke has da hoya
Ki ,,, hannn yaar gal teri sahi aa sanu hi dekhna pena aa sukh tu tan ni si wach
Sukh ,,, nahi bhaji menu bhaji ne phela hi keha si
Ki ,,, vadia hoya yaar tu reh fer Ghar hi
Teji ,,, nahi bhaji hun nal hi aa as par ja us paar main ta teem de nal hi aa
Ki ,,,, eda karo fer Aaj pind na reho koi v Ghar nu aa gae teji ne roti kha ke apne kamre ch aa gaye kallu de nal ik hor si dadi kol bethe si
Sukh ne v Ghar das ta
Pitti ,,, bhabi main Ani aa teji nu posh ke sukh di tan ni koi gal
Tine , jania,,, han han ja eh udan di kis kadi honi aa kutte ne pitti andar jandi aa Paras cho kosh kad ke teji kol gai
Holi Holi darwaja khadkan lagi
Teji ,, kon aa
Pi ,,, main aa teji uth da hoya teri bhen nu sale ne paa ta panga darwaja khol ke andar waad di aa gut ke jafi paa lai muh te kisss kar ke akhan cho Pani nikalan laga
Tu thek aa tere lagi tan ni kite
Teji ,, nahi yaar main ta thek aa
Pi ,,, nahi yaar main dekhna aa e tshirt khol ke dekha menu teji tshirt khol ke
Te ,, le yaar main ta thek aa tu ame hi fikar kar di aa
Pi ,,, chop kar bas tu hon jana aa kithe rahu ga raat nu
Teji ,,, dekh da yaar main ta aap ni samaj lag di
Bhaji nu kehna aa dekha ki kehnda aa
Pi ,,, le fad chabi kad ke dindi aa address das di aa ethe rah la kise nu ni pata lag na te Manju didi nu phone kar dena main ja fer tu kar lai
Teji ,, ok ghar hai kehda aa
Pi ,, kise da ni tu Aram nal rehi uthe baki main Chachi kol soan jau gi thek aa te eh le pese rakh la kol kos load hoi tan kallu chle gia dadi v aa gai pitti nu dekh ke .
Dadi ,,, put tenu v pata lag gia
Pi ,, hanji sukh ne dasya si dekhan aai si
Da ,, ve jo hoya das ta menu v dari da ni hunda phela kise nu kosh kehna ni je hun gale hi pee jawe far pishe ni dekhi da tu jau ga kis nal
Pi ,,, Chachi Ghar haiga aa sada chabi deti aa tere kol main soan jana aa .
Da ,,, hundi reh dheye rab tenu botia khusia dewe pitti soch di aa Chachi hun ta bas teji nu tatti hawa na lage main ta es nu dekh ke khosh hundi aa rashmi nu v kise ne phone kar ta uh v aa gai aa
Ra ,,, teji tu thek aa ji hoya si sari gal das ti
Pitti ,, Sher reh lau ga didi wale ch mere kol chabi si
Ra ,, hmmm thek aa ja fer fikar na kari kosh ni hon dende tenu thik aa le fad kol rakh la
Teji ,, main ki karne aa pitti ne dete aa dadi te Rashmi v dekh dia pitti nimi paa lendi aa
Ra ,,, tan ki aa kol hone chahi de aa fad la teji ne fad laye 15000 ho gia si dadi ne Dona de ser te hath fer ke asisa dean lagi
Da ,,, chal ja hun put time nal nikal ja
Teji ,,, baar nikal ke kinde nu phone kar da aa
Ki ,, teji ki hoya koi gal tan ni hoi
Te ,,, nahi bhaji main ta thek aa tusi kithe aa jana aa
Ki ,, yaar friend nu kita phone kehnda si kar da binda te keba v nal hi aa dekh da ki ban da
Teji ,,, yaar keba te jakeen aa
Ki ,,, han han vadia aa ki hoya
Teji ,,, main kade gal ni kiti na tan kar ke
Ki ,,, nahi tu gal das jakeen aa
Teji ,, yaar bhaji je nahi kite gal ban di tan mere nal chalo da ki pata kare na kare
Ki ,,, binde teji kehnda Ghar haiga aa sada da aa
Bi ,,, yaar us da ki pata kare v te kado karu je rishtedari ch jane aa tan panga Ghar hi kis da Ane jane change lagu ge teji phone te soan da si
Teji ,, bhaji Khali aa chabi mere kol hi koi ni uthe apa hi hona main v Kalla kine rahu ga
Bi,,, tu hai kite
Teji ,, ade te aa jao
Ki ,,, rok ja aye asi teji phone kat da do gadia di light des di aa pase nu ho janda gadia Lang gaia
Do motarcycle le ke kinde huni v aa gae
Teji ,, oh hi gal hoi aa hune gae aa shear nu gadia ch ik gurmakh wali duji sarpanch di
Ki , ,, yaar Ghar hai kis da
Teji ,,, manu v pata ni Khali hona chabi mil gai asi kehda mahina rehna aa ik do din aa mok jana motarcycle start kar tur paye
Ki ,,, eh tan hai kehda koi galti kiti aa ana hi dar aa sarpanch te duja gurmakh kosh karan na
Teji ,,, chalo dekh de binda
Bi ,, Saleyo main ta roti v ni khadi hoi
Ki ,, bhen choda sade Lang di aa
Teji ,, hahaha bhaji main ta vadia reh gia dadi nu pata laga us ne mote mote oaronthe bana te si
Bi ,, kinde pise kol kime aa
Ki ,,, bhuda jutti choki fer da si sala pise da kebe tere kol kine aa
Ke ,,, mere kol kithe aa yaar pata hi aa teji nu v posh lao
Ki ,,, nahi yaar us kol kithe hone aa Rehan di maran ni Lage ik dang na khadi tan shear aa gae teji ,,, bhaji xxx colony kidar aa yaar
Binda ,, us kaloni ch aa nawi bani aa kacheri de pishe aa motarcycle leja ke roke si nal hi gadi aa ke rok gai teji dekh ke khosh ho gia baki hiran
Gadi cho done jania Hasan dia paria nikal ke kol aai
Teji ,, ssa kiti Manju ne Hari saree lai si robi ne kallu jeen lal shirt pai Manju full makeup ch si duji udan hi
Ma ,,, bada time la ta bhabi ne kado da phone kita hoya ke tur pia aa koi pareshani tan ni hoi
Teji ,, ,,, bhaji huna nu udik da si ena da ni hunda si Rehan da main v kalle nu pata ni si tusi age milna aa nahi bhaji nu pata si calony da Ghar da ni pata eh bhaji huni aa Tina ne ssa kiti Dona ne v
Ma ,,, asha ji sade Sher ch sanu v ni milna si hehehe Phone ni chokya sanu fikar ho gia si ropi char da order kar de vig ke non veg
Ro ,,, dekh lo bhabi
Ma ,, robi tan oindo turio si lean tenu kehndi main le Ani aa bhabi ne roki aa hehehe
Teji ,, main vag hi aa bhaji tusi
Kinda ,, koi ni veg hi thek aa robi ne phone kar ta
Ma ,, chalo fer thawanu dekha dema tiji manjal te 2BHK da flat si chabi mil gai si
Teji ,,, hanji teji ne khol ta sare jane andar wad gae sofe te beth gae ik kamre da darwaza khol ke teji nu andar le ke beth jandi aa teji ne sari gal das da
Robi,,, koi ni fikar na kari asi ape dekh lama gia tu hun Aram kar kal nu mil dia phone on rakhi
Baar sofe te bethe binde di niga samne pai kinde nu isara kar ke kinds te keba pishe nu dekh de akhan hirani nal khulia reh jania samne teji di photo lagi hoi si nal dadi di te karam Singh di
Bi ,,, yaar hai kon aa eh flat teji da aa
Ki ,, chop kar yaar jaan de baad ch posh de aa
Rasta tan pata ni si
Bi ,, saleya koi hor hi chakar aa Manju baar nikal di robi magar teji kol khadi si
Ro,,, ik thek aa asi sawere shoutout kar ke call kar de aa ok le rakh la kol
Teji ,,, nahi mere kol haige aa
Ro ,,, nahi nal friend v aa
Ma ,,, rakh la koi ni je main dean lagi fer yada rakhne pene aa hehehe tine has paye
Ro ,,, chalie bhabi ji
Ma ,,, ok fer fikar na kari koi v ok ssa sare ne ss akal kiti done jania chle gai aa
Binda darbaza band kar ke aya
Bi ,,, le lao saleyo 100 100 kathe kar de fer de si aah sala kehnda nahi teji nu ni kehna sharminda hou ga us kol ni hone sala pata ni kine choki fer da
Ki ,, kon si eh .
Teji ,,, rishu di bhua ji saree wali duji us di nanan aa
Bi ,,, kine pese de ke gai aa lag da moti Sami aa
Teji ,,, hmmm factorya aa Tina dia
Ki ,,, eh ghar kis da aa
Bi ,,, pishe mod ke ute nu muh chok ke dekh mada jiha pata lag jana aa teji pishe nu dekh da apni te dadi una di photo dekh ke hiran hunda aa
Ki ,, hun das kis da teji soch da fer chabi pitti kol kime sutti aa je ena ne leya howe
Bi ,,, ki hoya ud gae tote hehehe
Teji ,, ik mint yaar menu sachi ni pata menu tan raste da ni pata phone kad ke pase ho ke karan laga
Piti ,,, hanji kidan fer Ghar sohna laga
Teji ,,, hmmm kis da photo Sadia lagia aa kida
Pi , hehehe yaar surprise si didi ne tere lai hun jaruri ho gia si menu chabi diti si keha si kise din done aake reh jaeo hehehe koi ni didi aa gai si
Teji ,, hmmm hune gaia aa
Pi ,,,, main tere Ghar hi aa Chachi kol fikar na kari tere kamre ch kabza kita hoya main bhut yaad Andi aa yaar us din wali
Teji ,,, mere nal bhaji huni aa fer swere kar da
Pi ,,, Ganda jiha ok bye
Teji,,,,, bye good night phone kat ke
Bi ,,, hnn kis da aa
Teji ,,, hai tan robi da sara kosh Mera janamdin lai laia si us din ana si sareya ne aaj emergency ch ana peya doorbell waj di aa
Teji uth ke khol da roti de janda aa
D,man,,,, sir swere kine waje le ke ama
Teji ,, 9 waje aa jau ga .
D,man ji sir
Teji ,, kina bill banya
D, man ,,, ji ho gia aa madam ne kar ta si teji 200rs de dinda khosh ho gia chal gia
Sare roti khan lage
Bin ,,,, bhen cho swad aa gia yaar
Ki ,, sala menu kehnda meet nu keh de
Saleya saree dekh ke samaj gia si bhaman ja lalle hone aa ena ni shukar kar da ana sohna Rehan nu mil gia pata ni kis di motar te raat katni peni si
Thanks teji yaar tu phone kar leya nahi sada tan okha hi si .
Keba,,, yaar jado ghar pata laga buda kilo kilo di Gaal kad da si hehe he
Teji ,, nahi yaar bhaman yarur aa ik baar keh dinde tan uni meet v maga dena si menu tan har bar hi posh dia je khana tan kha la
Ki ,,, yaar Jo marji aa ana thoda raat nu udik di si kol pese deke gaia hun asi meet di gal kar de aglia ne sochna hi change aa teji de friend sada dharam Kharab kar de aa
Keba ,,, dekh la teji pise kine aa gin ne vadia hunde aa
Teji ,,, pata aa yaar 15000 pind to mile si
20000 hajar robi madam de gai aa
200 us nu dita
Ki ,,, baki galan shadi hun swere panga pena aa us da v socho ki karna aa
Teji ,,, yaar bhaji hun sone aa swere phone kar ke dasu gi ki hoya aa
Bi ,,, bhen chod main ta kena pind Jaa ke ik baar hor na kot laie hehe hona tan kosh ni
Ki ,,, chlo fer sone aa
Teji ,, yaar ik gal aa kise nu kosh daseyo na kite rahe si bas
Ki ,,, yaar tu fikar na kar koi v muh na kjou ga
Teji ,,, na bhuta baar nikaleyo ame kise nu pata lagu ga baki tusi Jo khana pina aa uthe pai aa pese khao pee lao
Ki ,,, do do soan jane aa kinda main te teji tu done pee jao
Bi ,, 10 waje aa soan jane aa yaar
Ki marji jado marji soan jami main ta laga
Phone di ring waj di aa
Ro ,,, teji swere time nal uth jami uncle ne sadeya hoya 9 waje ghar jana apa I'm apne friend nu keh demi
Teji ,,, thek aa ji 8:30 raddy ho ke aa jau ga
Ro ,,, nahi nahi kol hi jithe tu aa asi aa jana aa tusi raddy reho gar office v jana una ne
Teji ,,, ok thek aa ji
Good night keh ke phone kat ta
Teji ,,, bhaji sawere sp de jana aa sadeya hoya done chalie
Ki ,, hmmm chal fer sone aa
Tusi soan jao main ana aa kinda muskaran laga koi ni kar la gal pitti nu MSG kar da use time reply kar di aa kosh cher waad har roj di Taran hi pitti nu nind aa gai teji v aake soan gia
Sawere uth 7 waje uth ke thale utar ke dekh da ik shop khuli si chaar panj packet dodh le ke kinde nu uta ke dodh pin nu dita naha ke kapde paa laye si done jania aa gaia binda suits peya si keba v dome nal beth gae
Ma ,,, ho hoya sach sach das wo baki sari gal kiti hoi aa robi ne
Sp di kothi ch chale gaye
Sp corsi te betha akhbaar pad da si has ke mileya si 55 saal da
Sp ,, ,, ajo put beth jao ki ho gia tije din panga paa lene aa
Ro ,, uncle ji eh tan Sharif bhut aa eh Munda sada reshetedari aa bhut hi nede to duja teem da chaptan aa Dona ne ssa kiti
Sp ,, jo hoya sach hi daseyo tan poori help Karu ga galti v tan v koi ni main haiga aa hun robi huni aa gaia sath tan dena hi Pina
Ro ,,, uncle asi v koi galat ni kehna bas tusi sach da sath deo
Teji ,, uncle ji Sadi tan koi galti v ni sari gal das ti
Sp ,, sarpanch da Munda si jehda pee ke aya si
Kinda ,,, hanji gall v use ne kadi phela te mere mareya v us ne jehda gurmakh da bhatija teji nu Dhaka mar ke set ta fer es ne v maar tia
Sp ,,, wase tan laddiai ch kosh ni rakheya je hon koi aa ke fas v jawe tan banda kare v ki koi ni tusi cha pee ke jana main v raddy hona aa
Sp ,,, bas put tu fikar na kari. Main phela v keha si gurmakh nu ke munde de raste ch na aai koi ni Aaj shaam nu pind ana aa main raat di FIR lakhai hoi aa sarpanch de munde walo menu te mere bhar te friend si ture jande pisho aa ke 30,35 bande kutan lage 2 chennia kada kho leya main pata kita si shaam nu hi pind nu jaeyo menu v ik, do kam aa baad ch fer main ja ke dekh da ki chakar aa sarkar kehndi aa kheda karao eh pi ke kharab kar de aa chalo theek aa put
Ro. ,,, kise time aunty nu maal bhej deo hun ta apna hi aa
Sp ,, hann hann pata laga si congratulation ama ge thek dhian rakheyo ena nu hune na bheji 4waje bhej demi ik pata hunda aa uda tan swere munshi nu keha aa sari gal menu das da rahe SI gurmakh de nal aa baki fikar na karo main ta aap pleyar de hak ch khada rehna aa nahi ta nase hi Kari jande aa
Ki ,, sir Sadi teem ch do hi aa daru Wale baki ni koi v koi nasa kar da
Sp ,,, kaka do ne hi beddi bhaha deni aa baki pind di teem aa tusi dekhna aa
Ro ,,, thank you uncle ji asi v jane aa mareyo geda chare jane baar nikal ke gadi ch beth gae
Ma ,,, khosh aa hun eda di tinson na leya kar na pindo shuti da phone anda pata ni lag na si teji soch da hun shoti kon aa kinda aa baad ch posh da
Ro ,,, hun 4 waje tak free aa ki karna Ghar nu chliye Manju robi nu dekh ke muskradi hoi
Ma ,,, dekh la teji ja fer party karni aa friend's nal
Teji ,,, party kah di sade ch kehda koi pinda aa
Ro ,,, party sharab pee ke hi hundi aa kite ana kosh khaan pin lai
Ma ,,, koi ni tusi Aaj kathe hoye aa Aram nal party Karo je dil karu ga phone kar aa jami Mera office ta pata hi aa robi kol jana ta phone kar lai flat kol aa ke gadi rok di aa kinda utar ke age chla gia bari bari Dona ne jafi pai
Ro ,,, aajami yaar kosh cher betha ge
Teji ,,, hun kidan shad ke ama fer jado marji phone kar deo
Ma ,,, robi de de hun do beg le ke aai teji nu dindi hoi
Teji ,, ki aa es ch
Ro ,, mere kolo kade ni Kosh leya tu eh gift aa tere lai te tere friend 's lai aa pheli waar tere nal aye aa tere tere magar v khade aa kal nu soch ke gal karu ge
Teji ,,, uh ta lagia photo dekh dekh ke hiran hoi jande aa ana na karo menu ena chiza di adat pee jawe Manju ne jafi paa kan kol muh kar ke
Ma ,, my sweet habi pe jawe asi haigia aa bas tu khosh rehna aa koi madi sangat ni karni
Teji ,, thek aa robi te Manju gadi ch beth gai aa
Sach mein bhul gaya shoti kon aa
Ma ,, hehe he jine chabi diti si hehe robi te teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa teji kinde kol aa ke upar jande hoye soch da pitti nu v nal hi kar leya salia bamnia da dimag v bhut aa iko jahia aa Jo v aa ik baar tan pind ch toar banati aa
Pind ch gurjit nu v pata lag gia si raat swere piti nu phone kar ke posh leya si
Beera Lambad Ghar ch betha si
Ma ,,, daddy laddai hoi aa kise di
Be,,, hmmm hun pata lagna aa badeya bandeya nal panga kidan lai da je kheal lean dinde tan ki si
Ma ,,,, hai tan sarpanch galt aa agle sari din mitti nal labide rehnde aa apna na banan lai mohre ho jana Changi gal ni aa
Beera ,,, kudie tenu ki pata agle ne thanedar nu pese de ke khelan joge ni Rehan dene karme da kal da shokra ni Maan sunya gurmakh de bhatije de thapad mare aa
Gu ,, galat tan uh si thapad khane hi si
Be,,, koi ni posh da sab pise di game aa hun phela Thane Wale ne sewa karni aa fer pind panchayat ch sada v nal hi si us da tan na kada leya main kosh keha tan ni si fer v us nal rehnda aa done tan us nu da v likhan nu fer da si Billa jania gusse ch aa gai aa si tizi v darbaje ch khadi aa gai
Manjit ,,, daddy tusi ki chone aa sare nase karan lag jan sarpanch ne ade sharab dodeya te la te aa vota de lai je koi changa aa us nu tan Rehan deo
Phela v panga leya si Sade jandya nu raat nu nale kut khadi nale mafi mangi si hun v eh hi hona
Gurjit te Manpreet v hirani nal dekh di us wal beera v
Be ,,,, tenu kon das da a eda dia galan nale nokri da dar kar ke kita si hun sarpanch nal hoi aa pata tan hun lagu ga
Da ljit ,,, ho marji howe sade tan apna aap ni chok hunda kam wala hospital ch peya aa tusi hor apne ghar ch laddai pa lai aa
Be ,,, kam kari tan jande aa hor ki chahi da aa
Manjit chle gai magar done jania v
Gu ,,, nu tenu kine dasia ania gala
Manjit ,,, main v pind ch rehni aa eh gal hor aa ke thawade wangu dodhu ni pilan jandi hehe he
Ma ,, kutti kise tha di hore pase nu gal le gai aa
Manjeet ,,,, dekh kini jaan paa ti tusi mata ni kehndi hundi phele su di jhotti de dodh ch takat bhut hundi aa une ta do do nasli jhottia da dodh chungeya aa gurjit has di hoi chapal nu hath pandi hoi
Gu ,,, khad kuttie tenu main das di aa manjit has di ungutha dekha ke baar bhaj gai hahaha
Ma ,,, hahaha bhut kharab hoi jandi aa phone kar ke dekha yaar
Gu ,, us de nal aa hor v pind de munde
Ma ,,, par hai kithe eh ta pata hi hona
Gu ,,, didi kehndi si kise munde de ghar gae aa
Ma ,,, thode time Tak fer kar ke dekhi
Gu ,,, gal soan yaar shoti nu pata kidan laga kon aa ke iko hi aa
Ma ,,, yaar eh ta main sochya hi ni tu hi pata kari hun menu ni dasna badi kutti aa hor hor galan kari jandi aa rok ja main dekh di daljit kol bethi si
Gu ,,, manjit gal suni ik mint muskardi hoi uth ke nal tor pai andar wad ke
Ma njit ,,,, hanji
Gu ,,, tenu pata kon aa jehnu Milan jai da han ch ser maar di hasa di hoi
Manjit ,, sab kosh pata aa ana tan phela hi pata si iko hi aa raat na v pata lag gia hehehe
Gu ,,, kidan
Manjit ,, Ani uchi uchi gal kar di aa hundia aa menu dar hi rehnda si mata nu na pata lage jado mata Andi hundi si main samne aa jandi si tusi chop kar jandia si raat v teji da na le ke gal kar dia si didi nal main soan di si mata aai tan main andar wadi si hehehe
Gu ,,, tenu bhuta ni laga
Manjit ,,, nahi bhabi bura ki aa sab kosh agle ne saaf gal kiti aa tusi v keh ta viha ni hona pata hi jina cher kol aa nazare lao viha tan uthe hi karana pena jithe Ghar de kehan ge tan chop hi vadia aa
Gu ,, kuttie tu tan sachi wadi ho gai aa lag da tere lai v koi dekhna pena hehe jatti jhotti ban gai aa heheh
Manjeet ,,,, hehe je jhotti samaj hi leya bhute jhotte ki karne aa Ghar ch vidia jeha iko hi jhotta bhut aa hehehe gurjit chop kar gai ki hoya
Gu ,,,, changa lagu ga kidan kaha ge
Manjit,,, bhabi menu ni pata main das ta main tan us raat hi pasand kar leya si jado didi nal aya si raat gussa v bhut aya si fer sochya main v jehda viha karana aa ania kudia te vihaia di gal aa us nal vadia hi hou ga tan hi ania sambi janda aa
Gu ,,, asi ni Kosh v kehndi aa Teri marji aa par samne vvni ho sakdia Sadi v majboori samji
Manjit ,,, koi ni ana hi bhut aa main load pean te ape kar lena aa
Gu ,,, chal thek aa tere nal hi aa Manjit ne jafi paa lai done baar nikal gia
Ma ,,, ki keha si gurjit has di hoi
Gu ,,, kosh ni jhotti lagan nu tiar aa use to kehndi iko bhut aa sade lai
Ma ,,, hayyy raba hun didi nu
Gu ,, bas chop kar ja Jo hou ga dekhi jau gi sanu pata hi ni une ape gal kar leni aa menu tan hor hi fikar pe gia hehe
Ma ,,, ki hoya hun
Gu ,,, kuttie tu tan dekheya ni us da es da ki Banu ga hehehe
Ma ,,, le kosh ni hunda ik adi baar tan kudi nu okhi hona hi pana aa pora sarir bharya hoya aa saamb lena aa nale je kalli hath aa gai jina marji sang paad lawe agle ne kehda shadni aa baar baar badan nalo tan changa hi aa iko dharan halai jawe hehe he
Shear ch ute jande aa binde huni patonte khande si
Bi ,,, ajo tusi kithe gae si roti de gia si 200rs de dte kad ke
Ki ,,, asi sp Saab kol gae si
Bi ,,, fer ki hoya
Ki ,, kosh ni kehnda sham nu jaeyo Ghar main aap ja ke dekhu ga Jo marji aa teji di jhadai aa sp nal cha pee ke aye aa
Bi ,,, bhen cho menu v le jande sale ape chle gae
Ki ,, saleya bon choki pia si tu kha ke
Te ,,, beg khol da apni pent te tshirt kad ke dekh da bhaji aa Tina lai aa ik ik tshirt si
Bi ,,, ohh thawadi bhen di swad aa gia hun ta maza hi aa le kebe saleya sada v soot aa gia haha
Ki ,,, hun sham tak ki Karie yaar
Keba ,,, kite gum Ane aa
Ki ,,, nahi yaar baar ni jana dish laga aa lame pee ke dekho te
Pind ch police di gadi gum di rahi posh de rahe koi ni mileya sukh de ghar nu v aye si

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