Super update BhaiUpdate 36
Laaparwahi
[ Tabhi Prem Ki Nazar Diwaar Par Padti Hai Jispar Khoon se Bade Aksharo Me Likha Hua Tha .
XXXXXXX , HYDERBAD @6 PM ON TOMORROW COME ALONE WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION ~ PABLO
Saamne Diwaar Par Ek Address Likha Hua Tha .
Prem : FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : FUCKKK !!!! Vrinda aur Mamta Bhi In Sab Mai Fas Gaye !
Prem Selva Ke Room Me Jaata Hai . Prem Uske Room Me Ek Bada sa Briefcase Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Briefcase Milte Hi Prem Usko Khol Usme se Ek Desert Eagle Nikalta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Par Isko To Mai Lekar Jaa Hi Nahi Sakta ! Jet se Me Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Chopper se Bhi Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Road Ya Train se Jauga To Bahut Zyada Time Lag Jayega ! Mujhe Jana To Domestic Airlines Se Hi Padega !
Prem Un Guns Ko Waapas Us Briefcase Me Rakh Deta Hai Aur Usko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem Key Holder se Main Gate Ki Keys Lekar Mension Ke Baahar Aakar Usko Lock kar Scooty Lekar Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Fuckk Mai Apne Hi Plan Me Nahi Ulajh Sakta ! Fuckk !!!! Mujhe In Sab Ko Bachana Hoga Kese Bhi Kar Ke !
Prem Tez Speed Me Scooty se Waapas Aman Ke Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Scooty Ko Baahar Park Kar Ghar Ke Andar Pahuch Prem Apne Bag Ko Dhundhne Lagta Hai
Prem Apne Bag Ko Lekar Ek Room Me Chala Jaata Hai . Prem Apne Bag se Apna Macbook Nikalta Hai aur Browser Open Karta Hai .
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Location : New York , USA
[ English Conversation Translated in Hinglish ]
Nat : So Kesi Rahi Mexico Ki Trip ?
Amanda : Kya Trip ?? Tumhe Pata Hai Kitna Hectic Hai Yeh ! But The Good Thing is That We Made a Profit of Around 600 Million $ in Just 1 Month ! All Thanks To The Gang Wars in Mexico !
Nat : Good ! Wese Mai India Jaane Ki Soch Rahi Hu !
Amanda : Mai Jaa Hi Rahi Hu Next Week !
Nat : Oh To Mai Bhi Aaugi !
Amanda : Tunhari University ?
Nat : Who Cares My Hot Stepmom ?
Amanda : Umm..OK !
*Vibrates*
Amanda Apni Watch Ki Taraf Dekhti Hai.
Amanda : Lo ! Prem Ka Notification Bhi aa Gaya !
Amanda Fatafat Apne Room Me Jaakar Apna IPad Open Karti Hai .
*Session Starts*
*Chat Starts*
[ English Chat Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Kaha Ho Abhi ??
Amanda : Abhi-Abhi New York Aayi Hu ! Just Chilling With Beer in Pool !
Prem : Nice ! Abhi Jaldi se India Aajao ! Right Now !
Amanda : Kyu ? Kya Hua ?
Prem : Tere Stepson Ne Mere Saare Friends Ko Kidnap Kar liya Hai !
Amanda : Par Wo To Mar Chuka Hai Na ???
Prem : Zinda Hai Saala ! Jaldi se India Aao ! Mujhe Kal Dopahar Me Hyderbad Ke ××× Hotel Me Milo ! Abhi Nikogi To 15 Ghante Me Pahuch Jaogi India ! Aur Haan Backup Ke Saath Aana ! Wo Akela Nahi Hoga !
Amanda : OK ! Ye Bhi Koyi Kehne Ki Baat Hai !
*Chat Ends*
*Session Ends*
Amanda Waapas Dusre Room Me Jaati Hai Jaha Nat Thi .
Amanda : Mujhe Nikalna Hoga !
Nat : Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Amanda : India ! Aur Haan Your Brother Pablo is Alive !
Nat : ( Gusse Me ) THAT FUCKER !!!! WO ZINDA KESE HAI ???
{ Character Introduction
Vetrimaan : ( Dead ) Duniya Waalo Ke Saamne Ye Ek Liquor Brand Ka Co-Owner Tha Par Apni Dusri Wife Ke Saath Par Saath Hi Mai Ye Bahut Bada International Illegal Weapon Dealer Tha . Isne Apne Haatho se Hi Apni Pehli Wife Ko Maara Tha .
Pablo : Vetrimaan Ka Beta Jo Usko Pehli Patni se Hua Tha . Ye Kam Umra Me Hi Vetrimaan Ke Illegal Business Me Jud Gaya Tha . Bahut Saari Languages Par Iski Pakad Hai . Ye Misogynist Hai .
Amanda : Age 29 . Vetrimaan Ki Dusri Patni . Liquor Brand Ke Sare Shares Ab Iske Pass Hi Hai Aur Saath Me Hi Illegal Weapon Deals Bhi Ye Sambhalti Hai . Par Abhi Ye Bhi Prem Ke Ulder Hi Kaam Karti Hai .
Natalia ( Nat ) : Age 19 . Vetrimaan Ki Pehli Patni se Huyi Beti. Abhi Apni Graduation Kar Rahi Hai .
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Prem Amanda se Baat Karne Ke Baad Macbook Ko Waapas Apne Bag Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Bag Ke Saath Waha se Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Baahar Hi Uski Bhidant Shubham aur Neelam se Ho Jaati Hai.
Prem : Sorry Guys ! Par Mujhe Abhi Nikalna Hoga !
Shubham : Waapas Kab Aayega ?
Prem : Me Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Ek Bahut Hi Jyada Jaruri Kaam aa Gaya Hai !
Neelam : Thik Hai ! Wese Bhi Zyadatar Kaam Ho Hi Gaya Hai !
Shubham : Par Meri Doctor se Baat Huyi Hai ! Wo Bol Rahe Hai Ki Garima Ko Discharge Karwa Kar Ghar Par Rakhna Chahiye ! Usse Shayad Wo Jaldi Coma Se Baahar aa Jaye !
Prem : Bas Kuch Din Aur Garima Ko Hospital Me Rakh Lena ! Me Kuch Din Baad Aakar Usko Apne Saath Apne Ghar Me Lekar Jauga !
Shubham : Thik Hai ! Tu Jaa !
Sid : Kya Hua ?
Prem : Sid Me Abhi Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Isliye Me Baad Me Aakar Milta Hu Tumse !
Sid : Kuch Emergency Hai Kya ?
Prem : Emergency Hi Hai But Koyi Medical Emergency Nahi Hai !
Sid : Theek Hai ! Me Yaha Sab Sambhal Luga !
Prem : Thanks ! Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Prem Waha se Aage Badh Jaata Hai Aur Ghar Ke Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Ghar Ke Baahar Prem Ko Dekhte Hi Pari Bhaagti Huyi Prem Ke Pass Pahuchti Hai .
Pari : Hi Prem !
Prem : Hi Pari ! Mujhe Abhi Bahut Jaruri Kaam Hai ! Baad Me Baat Karte Hai !
Pari : Me Shaam Ko Bengaluru Jaa Rahi Hu Prem ! Mujhe Abhi Tumse Baat Karni Hai !
Prem : Sorry Cutie But Abhi Mere Pass Sach Me Time Nahi Hai !
Pari : Par Ek Baar Meri Baat To Suno !
Prem : Baad Me !
Prem Aman Ke Scooter Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uspar Bethkar Mehra Mension Ke Liye Nikal Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaldi se Ghar Jaakar Passport Le Leta Hu Aur Tickets Book Kara Leta Hu !
Karib 15 Minute Me Hi Prem Mehra Mension Pahuch Jaate Hai . Scooter Ko Andar Park Karne Ke Baad Prem Mension Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai.
Mension Ke Andar Jaate Hi Prem Sabse Pehle Apne Room Me Jaata Hai Aur Apna Passport Apni Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Prem Apna Bag Apne Room Ke Cupboard Me Rakh Deta Hai Par Saath Hi Mai Kuch Jaruri Saaman Apne Saath Rakh Leta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Baar Shruti Se Bhi Mil Leta Hu !
Prem Waha se Guest Room Ki Taraf Jaata Hai . Guest Room Ke Baahar Prem Aata Hai Aur Knock Karta Hai . Par Andar se Koyi Jawaab Nahi Aata .
Prem Gate Ko Kholta Hai Aur Andar Jaata Hai Par Andar Koyi Bhi Nahi Tha .
Prem : Ye Kaha Gayi ???
Prem Waha se Niche Hall Me Chala Jaata Hai . Wahi Prem Ki Nazar Kitchen Me Khadi Shruti Par Padti Hai .
Prem Shruti Ke Pass Jaata Hai .
Prem : Tum Yaha Kya Kar Rahi Ho ??
Shruti : A..Aa..Aap Aa Gaye ! Wo…M..Mai..
Prem : Tumhe Bas Rest Karne Ke Liye Kaha Hai na ! Bas Rest Karo ! Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Mension Mai Servants Ki Kami Nahi Hai !
Shruti : M..Mai Theek Hu Ab ! Ab Acha Lag Raha Hai Mujhe !
Prem : Good Recovery i Guess ! Nice !
Shruti : M..Mai Khaana Laga Leti Hu Aapke Liye !
Prem : Nahi Koyi Jarurat Nahi ! Tum Apna Khayaal Rakho ! Me Jaa Raha Hu Abhi !
Prem Waha se Baahar Hall Me aa Jata Hai Aur Couch Par Baith Kar Mobile Par Hyderbad Ke Liye Tickets Book Karane Lagta Hai .
Tickets Book Karane Ke Baad Prem Sandhya Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hello Mom !
Sandhya : Prem ! Kaha Ho Tum ? Aur Call Kyu Nahi Uthate ? Vrinda Ka Call Aaya Tha Mujhe Subah Ki Tum Dono Saath Me Mumbai Ke Liye Nikal Gaye ! Aesi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Subah-Subah Hi Bina Bataye Chale Gaye ?
Sandhya Ek Hi Saans Me Sab Kuch Bol Deti Hai .
Prem : Relax Mom ! Actually Mom Shaadi To Ho Gayi ! Ab Kya Kaam ? Aur Me Aur Vrinda Dii Bangaluru Jaa Rahe Hai !
Sandhya : Kyu ? Ab Bengalore Kyu Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Prem : Bengaluru Hai Wo ! Aur Bas Mom Kuch Jaruri Kaam se Jaa Rahe Hai ! Aane Me Lagbhag Ek Week Bhi Lag Sakta Hai !
Sandhya : Par Kis Liye Jaa Rahe Ho Pehle Ye Batao !
Prem : Mom Wo Actually Me Aur Dii Ek Startup Me Invest Karne Ka Soch Rahe Hai ! To Bas Usi Ke Related Meeting Hai
Sandhya : Kya Startup ????
Prem : Aap Ye Samajh Lijiye Ki Kaam Ke Sambhandhit Hi Kuch Hai ! Aur Me Call Nahi Uthao To Aap Tension Mat Lijya Kijiye ! Mujhe To Aadat Hai Call Na Uthane Ki !
Sandhya : Tension To Hoti Hi Hai ! Tu….
Prem : Chalo Mom Baad Me Baat Karte Hai ! Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : ( Mann me ) Ye Khel Start Bhi Mene Kiya Tha , Khatam Bhi Mai Hi Karuga !
[ *Flashback*
*Few Hours Ago*
Vrinda : To Fir Tum Log is Ghar Ke Baahar Bhi Nahi Nikalte Ho Kya ??
Palak : Nahi !
Vrinda : To Fir Grocery Kese aati Hai ??
Paridhi : Online !
Vrinda : Me Kese Bhul Gayi Ye ! I Just Hope Ye Sab Jaldi Se Khatam Ho Jaaye!
Palak : Mai Bhi ! Mai To Chahti Thi Ki Hum To Seedha Hi Trivikram Ke Base Ka Pata Lagakar Us Par Attack Karde ! Humne Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai ! Trivikram To Uske Saamne Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai !
Vrinda : Mai Nahi Chahti Ki Jo Pichli Baar Hua Wo Waapas Ho !
Palak : Vetrimaan Ki Maut ???
Vrinda : Nahi ! Pichli Baar Prem Ko 6 Bullets Lagi Thi ! Aur 2 Months Tak Wo Hospitalized Tha ! I Almost Lost Him ! Mujhe Lagta Hai Isko Avoid Karne Ke Liye Hi Prem Ne Trivikram Ko Maarne Ke Liye Kuch Alag Sa Plan Banaya Hoga !
Paridhi : Mujhe Bhi Yahi Lagta Hai ! Prem is an Intelligent Person !
Palak : Wese Hai Kaha Woh Abhi ??
Vrinda : Yahi Mumbai Me Hi Hai ! Par Wo Abhi Ek Tough Time Face Kar Raha Hai !
Palak : Kyu ? Kya Hua ??
Prem : Uske Bestfriend Ki Death Ho Gayi !
Paridhi : ( Shocks ) Bestfriend ? Kon Aman ?
Vrinda : Haan !
Palak : Kya ? Uski Death Ho Gayi ???
Vrinda : Haan ! Wese Mamta Kaha Hai ??
Paridhi : Wo To Pure Din Apne Room Me Hi Rehti Hai ! Chupchaap Bas Baithi Rehti Hai !
Palak : Attitude !
Paridhi : Koyi Attitude Nahi Hai ! Bas Us Bechari Ko Pata Hi Nahi Kya Karna Hai ! Uske Muh se Shabd To Nikalte Hi Nahi ! Bahut Mushqil se Mene Usko Chinese Khaana Sikhaya !
Vrinda : Yeah ! Ab Socho Tunhara Husband Shaadi Ke Agle Hi Din Tumko Chodkar Chala Jaaye Wo Bhi Ek Anjaan Jagah Me Anjaan Logo Ke Bich ! To Fir Tumhe Kesa Lagega ?
Palak : Husband Nahi Hai Woh ! Prem Jaldi Hi Usko Divorce De Raha Hai aur Bhaga Raha Hai Yaha Se !
Paridhi : Par Abhi Bhi Husband To Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Selva Kaha Hai ??
Selva : Mujhe Kisine Yaad Kiya ??
Vrinda : Kaha The ?
Selva : Bas Yahi Sandwich Bana Raha Tha !
Selva Couch Par Baith Kar Sandwich Khaane Lagta Hai.
*Door Bell Rings*
Vrinda : Lo ! Prem Bhi aa Gaya !
Palak : Me Kholti Hu !
Palak Khadi Hokar Gate Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Usko Kholti Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Surprise !
Pablo Ke Haatho Me Gun Thi Jo Sidha Palak Par Aim Thi .
Pablo : Hilne Ki Koshish Ki To Fir Kabhi Hil Nahi Paugi Darling !
Pablo Ke Piche Se Karib 20 Log Aur Enter Karte Hai Jinke Hath Me AK47 Thi Aur Wo Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Ko Gher Lete Hai .
Vrinda : ( Panic ) FUCKKKK !!!!
Pablo Gun Ko Palak Ke Sar Par Lagakar Usko Aage Lekar Jaata Hai .
Pablo : Jara Prem Ko To Bulao ! Wo Kaha Chup Kar Baitha Hai ???
Paridhi : Agar Tum Prem Ke Liye Aaye Ho To Wo Yaha Nahi Hai !
Pablo 2 Aadmiyo Ko Ishara Karta Hai . Woh Dono Pure Ghar Me Prem Ko Dhundhne Ke Liye Chala Jata Hai .
Jaha 18 Gun Pakde Hue Logo Ke Bich Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Khade The To Wahi Unse Kuch Kadmo Ki Duri Par Pablo Palak Par Gun Aim Kar Khada Hua Tha.
Pablo : Ye To Kitna Aasaan Tha ! Mujhe Laga Ye Bahut Mushqil Hoga ! Phew !
Paridhi : Tum Aakhir Ho Kaun ??
Pablo : Mujhe Nahi Pehchana ? Waah ! Mai Vetrimaan Ka Beta Pablo !
Selva : ( Mann me ) Me Itni Badi Galti Kese Kar Sakta Hu ? Mujhe Alert Rehna Chahiye Tha !
Wahi Palak Ki Nazar Pablo Ke Haath Par Hi Thi . Jese Hi Pablo Ki Nazar Dusri Taraf Jaati Hai , Woh Pablo Ke Haath Par Kick Maarti Hai Jisse Gun Dusri Taraf Gir Jaati Hai .
Palak Agle Hi Pal Dusri Kick Pablo Ke Chest Par Maarti Hai Par Pablo Ko Usse Bilkul Bhi Farq Nahi Padta .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) You are So Dumb ! Tum Karna Kya Chahti Thi ?? You Wanna Fight ??
Palak Apne Stance Sahi Kar Pablo Ko Punch Maarne Jaati Hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Uska Haath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Usko Jor Se Marod Deta Hai .
Palak : AAHHHHH !!!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) I Love To Beat Women
Palak Pablo Ko Kick Maarne Ki Koshish Karti hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Usse Bach Jata Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Pretty Face !!
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Pablo Lagataar Palak Ke Muh Par Punch Maarne Lagta Hai . Palak Ke Liye Wo Waar Jhelna Bahut Mushqil Ho Raha Tha . Palak Ke Nose aur Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Paridhi : PALAK !!!!
Pablo Ek Jordaar Kick Palak Ke Chest Par Maarta Hai Jis Se Palak Dur Jaakar Girti Hai Aur Wahi Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Palak Sniper Me Bahut Achi Thi But Close Combat Me Wo Utni Achi Nahi Thi .
Paridhi : ( Rote Hue ) PALAK !!! PALAK UTH !!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Don't Worry Dear ! Zinda Hai Woh !
Jo Upar Do Log Gaye The Wo Mamta Ko Pakad Kar Niche Lekar Aate Hai .
[ Telugu Conversation Translated into Hinglish ]
Person 1 : Pura Ghar Chaan Maara Sirf Yahi Ladki Hai Waha !
[ Back To The Normal Language ]
Pablo : Hmm ! Lagta Hai Prem Aaj Bach Gaya ! Par Koyi na ! Usko To Mai Khud Apne Haatho se Maaruga ! Tab Tak In Sab Ke Haath-Per Aur Muh Baandho Tum Log !
Selva : Mene Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai Apne Haatho Se ! Tujhe Maarna Hai To Mujhe Maar Le ! In Sab Ko Chod De !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Tu Madrasi Hai Na ??
Selva : ( Nods in Agreement )
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Tamil Nadu Pasand Hai ! Chennai Super Kings To Favourite Hai Meri ! Isliye Teri Ye Wish To Mai Grant Karta Hu ! Tu Marega To Sahi Par Abhi Nahi ! Aur Tere Saath Ye Sab Log Bhi Marege
Vrinda : Tum Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Galat Karne Me Hi Maza Aata Hai , Sahi Kaam To Ghar Ka Naukar Bhi Karta Hai !
Vrinda Ki Nazar Mamta Par Padti Hai Jo Behosh Thi . Uske Sar Par Chot Lagi Hui Thi . Achanak Apne Saamne Do Bandooko Ke Saath Khade Hue Logo Ko Dekha To Wo Sehem Gayi . Jab Unhone Usko Pakda To Usne Bachne Ka Prayas Kiya Jiski se El Aadmi Ne Gun se Uske Sar Par Jor se Maara Jiski Wajah se Woh Behosh Ho Gayi .
Wahi Pablo Palak Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uske Chehre Par Lage Khoon Ko Apne Haath Ne Lekar Taste Karta Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Hmm ! Kaafi Acha Taste Hai ! Isse Hi Prem Ke Liye Message Likha Jaayega ! Ab Shuru Hoga Maut Ka Khel !!!!
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Shandar jabardast super faddu updateUpdate 36
Laaparwahi
[ Tabhi Prem Ki Nazar Diwaar Par Padti Hai Jispar Khoon se Bade Aksharo Me Likha Hua Tha .
XXXXXXX , HYDERBAD @6 PM ON TOMORROW COME ALONE WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION ~ PABLO
Saamne Diwaar Par Ek Address Likha Hua Tha .
Prem : FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : FUCKKK !!!! Vrinda aur Mamta Bhi In Sab Mai Fas Gaye !
Prem Selva Ke Room Me Jaata Hai . Prem Uske Room Me Ek Bada sa Briefcase Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Briefcase Milte Hi Prem Usko Khol Usme se Ek Desert Eagle Nikalta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Par Isko To Mai Lekar Jaa Hi Nahi Sakta ! Jet se Me Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Chopper se Bhi Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Road Ya Train se Jauga To Bahut Zyada Time Lag Jayega ! Mujhe Jana To Domestic Airlines Se Hi Padega !
Prem Un Guns Ko Waapas Us Briefcase Me Rakh Deta Hai Aur Usko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem Key Holder se Main Gate Ki Keys Lekar Mension Ke Baahar Aakar Usko Lock kar Scooty Lekar Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Fuckk Mai Apne Hi Plan Me Nahi Ulajh Sakta ! Fuckk !!!! Mujhe In Sab Ko Bachana Hoga Kese Bhi Kar Ke !
Prem Tez Speed Me Scooty se Waapas Aman Ke Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Scooty Ko Baahar Park Kar Ghar Ke Andar Pahuch Prem Apne Bag Ko Dhundhne Lagta Hai
Prem Apne Bag Ko Lekar Ek Room Me Chala Jaata Hai . Prem Apne Bag se Apna Macbook Nikalta Hai aur Browser Open Karta Hai .
_______________________________________
Location : New York , USA
[ English Conversation Translated in Hinglish ]
Nat : So Kesi Rahi Mexico Ki Trip ?
Amanda : Kya Trip ?? Tumhe Pata Hai Kitna Hectic Hai Yeh ! But The Good Thing is That We Made a Profit of Around 600 Million $ in Just 1 Month ! All Thanks To The Gang Wars in Mexico !
Nat : Good ! Wese Mai India Jaane Ki Soch Rahi Hu !
Amanda : Mai Jaa Hi Rahi Hu Next Week !
Nat : Oh To Mai Bhi Aaugi !
Amanda : Tunhari University ?
Nat : Who Cares My Hot Stepmom ?
Amanda : Umm..OK !
*Vibrates*
Amanda Apni Watch Ki Taraf Dekhti Hai.
Amanda : Lo ! Prem Ka Notification Bhi aa Gaya !
Amanda Fatafat Apne Room Me Jaakar Apna IPad Open Karti Hai .
*Session Starts*
*Chat Starts*
[ English Chat Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Kaha Ho Abhi ??
Amanda : Abhi-Abhi New York Aayi Hu ! Just Chilling With Beer in Pool !
Prem : Nice ! Abhi Jaldi se India Aajao ! Right Now !
Amanda : Kyu ? Kya Hua ?
Prem : Tere Stepson Ne Mere Saare Friends Ko Kidnap Kar liya Hai !
Amanda : Par Wo To Mar Chuka Hai Na ???
Prem : Zinda Hai Saala ! Jaldi se India Aao ! Mujhe Kal Dopahar Me Hyderbad Ke ××× Hotel Me Milo ! Abhi Nikogi To 15 Ghante Me Pahuch Jaogi India ! Aur Haan Backup Ke Saath Aana ! Wo Akela Nahi Hoga !
Amanda : OK ! Ye Bhi Koyi Kehne Ki Baat Hai !
*Chat Ends*
*Session Ends*
Amanda Waapas Dusre Room Me Jaati Hai Jaha Nat Thi .
Amanda : Mujhe Nikalna Hoga !
Nat : Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Amanda : India ! Aur Haan Your Brother Pablo is Alive !
Nat : ( Gusse Me ) THAT FUCKER !!!! WO ZINDA KESE HAI ???
{ Character Introduction
Vetrimaan : ( Dead ) Duniya Waalo Ke Saamne Ye Ek Liquor Brand Ka Co-Owner Tha Par Apni Dusri Wife Ke Saath Par Saath Hi Mai Ye Bahut Bada International Illegal Weapon Dealer Tha . Isne Apne Haatho se Hi Apni Pehli Wife Ko Maara Tha .
Pablo : Vetrimaan Ka Beta Jo Usko Pehli Patni se Hua Tha . Ye Kam Umra Me Hi Vetrimaan Ke Illegal Business Me Jud Gaya Tha . Bahut Saari Languages Par Iski Pakad Hai . Ye Misogynist Hai .
Amanda : Age 29 . Vetrimaan Ki Dusri Patni . Liquor Brand Ke Sare Shares Ab Iske Pass Hi Hai Aur Saath Me Hi Illegal Weapon Deals Bhi Ye Sambhalti Hai . Par Abhi Ye Bhi Prem Ke Ulder Hi Kaam Karti Hai .
Natalia ( Nat ) : Age 19 . Vetrimaan Ki Pehli Patni se Huyi Beti. Abhi Apni Graduation Kar Rahi Hai .
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Prem Amanda se Baat Karne Ke Baad Macbook Ko Waapas Apne Bag Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Bag Ke Saath Waha se Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Baahar Hi Uski Bhidant Shubham aur Neelam se Ho Jaati Hai.
Prem : Sorry Guys ! Par Mujhe Abhi Nikalna Hoga !
Shubham : Waapas Kab Aayega ?
Prem : Me Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Ek Bahut Hi Jyada Jaruri Kaam aa Gaya Hai !
Neelam : Thik Hai ! Wese Bhi Zyadatar Kaam Ho Hi Gaya Hai !
Shubham : Par Meri Doctor se Baat Huyi Hai ! Wo Bol Rahe Hai Ki Garima Ko Discharge Karwa Kar Ghar Par Rakhna Chahiye ! Usse Shayad Wo Jaldi Coma Se Baahar aa Jaye !
Prem : Bas Kuch Din Aur Garima Ko Hospital Me Rakh Lena ! Me Kuch Din Baad Aakar Usko Apne Saath Apne Ghar Me Lekar Jauga !
Shubham : Thik Hai ! Tu Jaa !
Sid : Kya Hua ?
Prem : Sid Me Abhi Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Isliye Me Baad Me Aakar Milta Hu Tumse !
Sid : Kuch Emergency Hai Kya ?
Prem : Emergency Hi Hai But Koyi Medical Emergency Nahi Hai !
Sid : Theek Hai ! Me Yaha Sab Sambhal Luga !
Prem : Thanks ! Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Prem Waha se Aage Badh Jaata Hai Aur Ghar Ke Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Ghar Ke Baahar Prem Ko Dekhte Hi Pari Bhaagti Huyi Prem Ke Pass Pahuchti Hai .
Pari : Hi Prem !
Prem : Hi Pari ! Mujhe Abhi Bahut Jaruri Kaam Hai ! Baad Me Baat Karte Hai !
Pari : Me Shaam Ko Bengaluru Jaa Rahi Hu Prem ! Mujhe Abhi Tumse Baat Karni Hai !
Prem : Sorry Cutie But Abhi Mere Pass Sach Me Time Nahi Hai !
Pari : Par Ek Baar Meri Baat To Suno !
Prem : Baad Me !
Prem Aman Ke Scooter Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uspar Bethkar Mehra Mension Ke Liye Nikal Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaldi se Ghar Jaakar Passport Le Leta Hu Aur Tickets Book Kara Leta Hu !
Karib 15 Minute Me Hi Prem Mehra Mension Pahuch Jaate Hai . Scooter Ko Andar Park Karne Ke Baad Prem Mension Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai.
Mension Ke Andar Jaate Hi Prem Sabse Pehle Apne Room Me Jaata Hai Aur Apna Passport Apni Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Prem Apna Bag Apne Room Ke Cupboard Me Rakh Deta Hai Par Saath Hi Mai Kuch Jaruri Saaman Apne Saath Rakh Leta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Baar Shruti Se Bhi Mil Leta Hu !
Prem Waha se Guest Room Ki Taraf Jaata Hai . Guest Room Ke Baahar Prem Aata Hai Aur Knock Karta Hai . Par Andar se Koyi Jawaab Nahi Aata .
Prem Gate Ko Kholta Hai Aur Andar Jaata Hai Par Andar Koyi Bhi Nahi Tha .
Prem : Ye Kaha Gayi ???
Prem Waha se Niche Hall Me Chala Jaata Hai . Wahi Prem Ki Nazar Kitchen Me Khadi Shruti Par Padti Hai .
Prem Shruti Ke Pass Jaata Hai .
Prem : Tum Yaha Kya Kar Rahi Ho ??
Shruti : A..Aa..Aap Aa Gaye ! Wo…M..Mai..
Prem : Tumhe Bas Rest Karne Ke Liye Kaha Hai na ! Bas Rest Karo ! Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Mension Mai Servants Ki Kami Nahi Hai !
Shruti : M..Mai Theek Hu Ab ! Ab Acha Lag Raha Hai Mujhe !
Prem : Good Recovery i Guess ! Nice !
Shruti : M..Mai Khaana Laga Leti Hu Aapke Liye !
Prem : Nahi Koyi Jarurat Nahi ! Tum Apna Khayaal Rakho ! Me Jaa Raha Hu Abhi !
Prem Waha se Baahar Hall Me aa Jata Hai Aur Couch Par Baith Kar Mobile Par Hyderbad Ke Liye Tickets Book Karane Lagta Hai .
Tickets Book Karane Ke Baad Prem Sandhya Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hello Mom !
Sandhya : Prem ! Kaha Ho Tum ? Aur Call Kyu Nahi Uthate ? Vrinda Ka Call Aaya Tha Mujhe Subah Ki Tum Dono Saath Me Mumbai Ke Liye Nikal Gaye ! Aesi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Subah-Subah Hi Bina Bataye Chale Gaye ?
Sandhya Ek Hi Saans Me Sab Kuch Bol Deti Hai .
Prem : Relax Mom ! Actually Mom Shaadi To Ho Gayi ! Ab Kya Kaam ? Aur Me Aur Vrinda Dii Bangaluru Jaa Rahe Hai !
Sandhya : Kyu ? Ab Bengalore Kyu Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Prem : Bengaluru Hai Wo ! Aur Bas Mom Kuch Jaruri Kaam se Jaa Rahe Hai ! Aane Me Lagbhag Ek Week Bhi Lag Sakta Hai !
Sandhya : Par Kis Liye Jaa Rahe Ho Pehle Ye Batao !
Prem : Mom Wo Actually Me Aur Dii Ek Startup Me Invest Karne Ka Soch Rahe Hai ! To Bas Usi Ke Related Meeting Hai
Sandhya : Kya Startup ????
Prem : Aap Ye Samajh Lijiye Ki Kaam Ke Sambhandhit Hi Kuch Hai ! Aur Me Call Nahi Uthao To Aap Tension Mat Lijya Kijiye ! Mujhe To Aadat Hai Call Na Uthane Ki !
Sandhya : Tension To Hoti Hi Hai ! Tu….
Prem : Chalo Mom Baad Me Baat Karte Hai ! Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : ( Mann me ) Ye Khel Start Bhi Mene Kiya Tha , Khatam Bhi Mai Hi Karuga !
[ *Flashback*
*Few Hours Ago*
Vrinda : To Fir Tum Log is Ghar Ke Baahar Bhi Nahi Nikalte Ho Kya ??
Palak : Nahi !
Vrinda : To Fir Grocery Kese aati Hai ??
Paridhi : Online !
Vrinda : Me Kese Bhul Gayi Ye ! I Just Hope Ye Sab Jaldi Se Khatam Ho Jaaye!
Palak : Mai Bhi ! Mai To Chahti Thi Ki Hum To Seedha Hi Trivikram Ke Base Ka Pata Lagakar Us Par Attack Karde ! Humne Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai ! Trivikram To Uske Saamne Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai !
Vrinda : Mai Nahi Chahti Ki Jo Pichli Baar Hua Wo Waapas Ho !
Palak : Vetrimaan Ki Maut ???
Vrinda : Nahi ! Pichli Baar Prem Ko 6 Bullets Lagi Thi ! Aur 2 Months Tak Wo Hospitalized Tha ! I Almost Lost Him ! Mujhe Lagta Hai Isko Avoid Karne Ke Liye Hi Prem Ne Trivikram Ko Maarne Ke Liye Kuch Alag Sa Plan Banaya Hoga !
Paridhi : Mujhe Bhi Yahi Lagta Hai ! Prem is an Intelligent Person !
Palak : Wese Hai Kaha Woh Abhi ??
Vrinda : Yahi Mumbai Me Hi Hai ! Par Wo Abhi Ek Tough Time Face Kar Raha Hai !
Palak : Kyu ? Kya Hua ??
Prem : Uske Bestfriend Ki Death Ho Gayi !
Paridhi : ( Shocks ) Bestfriend ? Kon Aman ?
Vrinda : Haan !
Palak : Kya ? Uski Death Ho Gayi ???
Vrinda : Haan ! Wese Mamta Kaha Hai ??
Paridhi : Wo To Pure Din Apne Room Me Hi Rehti Hai ! Chupchaap Bas Baithi Rehti Hai !
Palak : Attitude !
Paridhi : Koyi Attitude Nahi Hai ! Bas Us Bechari Ko Pata Hi Nahi Kya Karna Hai ! Uske Muh se Shabd To Nikalte Hi Nahi ! Bahut Mushqil se Mene Usko Chinese Khaana Sikhaya !
Vrinda : Yeah ! Ab Socho Tunhara Husband Shaadi Ke Agle Hi Din Tumko Chodkar Chala Jaaye Wo Bhi Ek Anjaan Jagah Me Anjaan Logo Ke Bich ! To Fir Tumhe Kesa Lagega ?
Palak : Husband Nahi Hai Woh ! Prem Jaldi Hi Usko Divorce De Raha Hai aur Bhaga Raha Hai Yaha Se !
Paridhi : Par Abhi Bhi Husband To Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Selva Kaha Hai ??
Selva : Mujhe Kisine Yaad Kiya ??
Vrinda : Kaha The ?
Selva : Bas Yahi Sandwich Bana Raha Tha !
Selva Couch Par Baith Kar Sandwich Khaane Lagta Hai.
*Door Bell Rings*
Vrinda : Lo ! Prem Bhi aa Gaya !
Palak : Me Kholti Hu !
Palak Khadi Hokar Gate Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Usko Kholti Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Surprise !
Pablo Ke Haatho Me Gun Thi Jo Sidha Palak Par Aim Thi .
Pablo : Hilne Ki Koshish Ki To Fir Kabhi Hil Nahi Paugi Darling !
Pablo Ke Piche Se Karib 20 Log Aur Enter Karte Hai Jinke Hath Me AK47 Thi Aur Wo Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Ko Gher Lete Hai .
Vrinda : ( Panic ) FUCKKKK !!!!
Pablo Gun Ko Palak Ke Sar Par Lagakar Usko Aage Lekar Jaata Hai .
Pablo : Jara Prem Ko To Bulao ! Wo Kaha Chup Kar Baitha Hai ???
Paridhi : Agar Tum Prem Ke Liye Aaye Ho To Wo Yaha Nahi Hai !
Pablo 2 Aadmiyo Ko Ishara Karta Hai . Woh Dono Pure Ghar Me Prem Ko Dhundhne Ke Liye Chala Jata Hai .
Jaha 18 Gun Pakde Hue Logo Ke Bich Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Khade The To Wahi Unse Kuch Kadmo Ki Duri Par Pablo Palak Par Gun Aim Kar Khada Hua Tha.
Pablo : Ye To Kitna Aasaan Tha ! Mujhe Laga Ye Bahut Mushqil Hoga ! Phew !
Paridhi : Tum Aakhir Ho Kaun ??
Pablo : Mujhe Nahi Pehchana ? Waah ! Mai Vetrimaan Ka Beta Pablo !
Selva : ( Mann me ) Me Itni Badi Galti Kese Kar Sakta Hu ? Mujhe Alert Rehna Chahiye Tha !
Wahi Palak Ki Nazar Pablo Ke Haath Par Hi Thi . Jese Hi Pablo Ki Nazar Dusri Taraf Jaati Hai , Woh Pablo Ke Haath Par Kick Maarti Hai Jisse Gun Dusri Taraf Gir Jaati Hai .
Palak Agle Hi Pal Dusri Kick Pablo Ke Chest Par Maarti Hai Par Pablo Ko Usse Bilkul Bhi Farq Nahi Padta .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) You are So Dumb ! Tum Karna Kya Chahti Thi ?? You Wanna Fight ??
Palak Apne Stance Sahi Kar Pablo Ko Punch Maarne Jaati Hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Uska Haath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Usko Jor Se Marod Deta Hai .
Palak : AAHHHHH !!!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) I Love To Beat Women
Palak Pablo Ko Kick Maarne Ki Koshish Karti hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Usse Bach Jata Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Pretty Face !!
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Pablo Lagataar Palak Ke Muh Par Punch Maarne Lagta Hai . Palak Ke Liye Wo Waar Jhelna Bahut Mushqil Ho Raha Tha . Palak Ke Nose aur Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Paridhi : PALAK !!!!
Pablo Ek Jordaar Kick Palak Ke Chest Par Maarta Hai Jis Se Palak Dur Jaakar Girti Hai Aur Wahi Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Palak Sniper Me Bahut Achi Thi But Close Combat Me Wo Utni Achi Nahi Thi .
Paridhi : ( Rote Hue ) PALAK !!! PALAK UTH !!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Don't Worry Dear ! Zinda Hai Woh !
Jo Upar Do Log Gaye The Wo Mamta Ko Pakad Kar Niche Lekar Aate Hai .
[ Telugu Conversation Translated into Hinglish ]
Person 1 : Pura Ghar Chaan Maara Sirf Yahi Ladki Hai Waha !
[ Back To The Normal Language ]
Pablo : Hmm ! Lagta Hai Prem Aaj Bach Gaya ! Par Koyi na ! Usko To Mai Khud Apne Haatho se Maaruga ! Tab Tak In Sab Ke Haath-Per Aur Muh Baandho Tum Log !
Selva : Mene Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai Apne Haatho Se ! Tujhe Maarna Hai To Mujhe Maar Le ! In Sab Ko Chod De !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Tu Madrasi Hai Na ??
Selva : ( Nods in Agreement )
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Tamil Nadu Pasand Hai ! Chennai Super Kings To Favourite Hai Meri ! Isliye Teri Ye Wish To Mai Grant Karta Hu ! Tu Marega To Sahi Par Abhi Nahi ! Aur Tere Saath Ye Sab Log Bhi Marege
Vrinda : Tum Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Galat Karne Me Hi Maza Aata Hai , Sahi Kaam To Ghar Ka Naukar Bhi Karta Hai !
Vrinda Ki Nazar Mamta Par Padti Hai Jo Behosh Thi . Uske Sar Par Chot Lagi Hui Thi . Achanak Apne Saamne Do Bandooko Ke Saath Khade Hue Logo Ko Dekha To Wo Sehem Gayi . Jab Unhone Usko Pakda To Usne Bachne Ka Prayas Kiya Jiski se El Aadmi Ne Gun se Uske Sar Par Jor se Maara Jiski Wajah se Woh Behosh Ho Gayi .
Wahi Pablo Palak Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uske Chehre Par Lage Khoon Ko Apne Haath Ne Lekar Taste Karta Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Hmm ! Kaafi Acha Taste Hai ! Isse Hi Prem Ke Liye Message Likha Jaayega ! Ab Shuru Hoga Maut Ka Khel !!!!
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Nice and superb update....Update 36
Laaparwahi
[ Tabhi Prem Ki Nazar Diwaar Par Padti Hai Jispar Khoon se Bade Aksharo Me Likha Hua Tha .
XXXXXXX , HYDERBAD @6 PM ON TOMORROW COME ALONE WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION ~ PABLO
Saamne Diwaar Par Ek Address Likha Hua Tha .
Prem : FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : FUCKKK !!!! Vrinda aur Mamta Bhi In Sab Mai Fas Gaye !
Prem Selva Ke Room Me Jaata Hai . Prem Uske Room Me Ek Bada sa Briefcase Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Briefcase Milte Hi Prem Usko Khol Usme se Ek Desert Eagle Nikalta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Par Isko To Mai Lekar Jaa Hi Nahi Sakta ! Jet se Me Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Chopper se Bhi Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Road Ya Train se Jauga To Bahut Zyada Time Lag Jayega ! Mujhe Jana To Domestic Airlines Se Hi Padega !
Prem Un Guns Ko Waapas Us Briefcase Me Rakh Deta Hai Aur Usko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem Key Holder se Main Gate Ki Keys Lekar Mension Ke Baahar Aakar Usko Lock kar Scooty Lekar Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Fuckk Mai Apne Hi Plan Me Nahi Ulajh Sakta ! Fuckk !!!! Mujhe In Sab Ko Bachana Hoga Kese Bhi Kar Ke !
Prem Tez Speed Me Scooty se Waapas Aman Ke Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Scooty Ko Baahar Park Kar Ghar Ke Andar Pahuch Prem Apne Bag Ko Dhundhne Lagta Hai
Prem Apne Bag Ko Lekar Ek Room Me Chala Jaata Hai . Prem Apne Bag se Apna Macbook Nikalta Hai aur Browser Open Karta Hai .
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Location : New York , USA
[ English Conversation Translated in Hinglish ]
Nat : So Kesi Rahi Mexico Ki Trip ?
Amanda : Kya Trip ?? Tumhe Pata Hai Kitna Hectic Hai Yeh ! But The Good Thing is That We Made a Profit of Around 600 Million $ in Just 1 Month ! All Thanks To The Gang Wars in Mexico !
Nat : Good ! Wese Mai India Jaane Ki Soch Rahi Hu !
Amanda : Mai Jaa Hi Rahi Hu Next Week !
Nat : Oh To Mai Bhi Aaugi !
Amanda : Tunhari University ?
Nat : Who Cares My Hot Stepmom ?
Amanda : Umm..OK !
*Vibrates*
Amanda Apni Watch Ki Taraf Dekhti Hai.
Amanda : Lo ! Prem Ka Notification Bhi aa Gaya !
Amanda Fatafat Apne Room Me Jaakar Apna IPad Open Karti Hai .
*Session Starts*
*Chat Starts*
[ English Chat Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Kaha Ho Abhi ??
Amanda : Abhi-Abhi New York Aayi Hu ! Just Chilling With Beer in Pool !
Prem : Nice ! Abhi Jaldi se India Aajao ! Right Now !
Amanda : Kyu ? Kya Hua ?
Prem : Tere Stepson Ne Mere Saare Friends Ko Kidnap Kar liya Hai !
Amanda : Par Wo To Mar Chuka Hai Na ???
Prem : Zinda Hai Saala ! Jaldi se India Aao ! Mujhe Kal Dopahar Me Hyderbad Ke ××× Hotel Me Milo ! Abhi Nikogi To 15 Ghante Me Pahuch Jaogi India ! Aur Haan Backup Ke Saath Aana ! Wo Akela Nahi Hoga !
Amanda : OK ! Ye Bhi Koyi Kehne Ki Baat Hai !
*Chat Ends*
*Session Ends*
Amanda Waapas Dusre Room Me Jaati Hai Jaha Nat Thi .
Amanda : Mujhe Nikalna Hoga !
Nat : Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Amanda : India ! Aur Haan Your Brother Pablo is Alive !
Nat : ( Gusse Me ) THAT FUCKER !!!! WO ZINDA KESE HAI ???
{ Character Introduction
Vetrimaan : ( Dead ) Duniya Waalo Ke Saamne Ye Ek Liquor Brand Ka Co-Owner Tha Par Apni Dusri Wife Ke Saath Par Saath Hi Mai Ye Bahut Bada International Illegal Weapon Dealer Tha . Isne Apne Haatho se Hi Apni Pehli Wife Ko Maara Tha .
Pablo : Vetrimaan Ka Beta Jo Usko Pehli Patni se Hua Tha . Ye Kam Umra Me Hi Vetrimaan Ke Illegal Business Me Jud Gaya Tha . Bahut Saari Languages Par Iski Pakad Hai . Ye Misogynist Hai .
Amanda : Age 29 . Vetrimaan Ki Dusri Patni . Liquor Brand Ke Sare Shares Ab Iske Pass Hi Hai Aur Saath Me Hi Illegal Weapon Deals Bhi Ye Sambhalti Hai . Par Abhi Ye Bhi Prem Ke Ulder Hi Kaam Karti Hai .
Natalia ( Nat ) : Age 19 . Vetrimaan Ki Pehli Patni se Huyi Beti. Abhi Apni Graduation Kar Rahi Hai .
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Prem Amanda se Baat Karne Ke Baad Macbook Ko Waapas Apne Bag Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Bag Ke Saath Waha se Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Baahar Hi Uski Bhidant Shubham aur Neelam se Ho Jaati Hai.
Prem : Sorry Guys ! Par Mujhe Abhi Nikalna Hoga !
Shubham : Waapas Kab Aayega ?
Prem : Me Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Ek Bahut Hi Jyada Jaruri Kaam aa Gaya Hai !
Neelam : Thik Hai ! Wese Bhi Zyadatar Kaam Ho Hi Gaya Hai !
Shubham : Par Meri Doctor se Baat Huyi Hai ! Wo Bol Rahe Hai Ki Garima Ko Discharge Karwa Kar Ghar Par Rakhna Chahiye ! Usse Shayad Wo Jaldi Coma Se Baahar aa Jaye !
Prem : Bas Kuch Din Aur Garima Ko Hospital Me Rakh Lena ! Me Kuch Din Baad Aakar Usko Apne Saath Apne Ghar Me Lekar Jauga !
Shubham : Thik Hai ! Tu Jaa !
Sid : Kya Hua ?
Prem : Sid Me Abhi Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Isliye Me Baad Me Aakar Milta Hu Tumse !
Sid : Kuch Emergency Hai Kya ?
Prem : Emergency Hi Hai But Koyi Medical Emergency Nahi Hai !
Sid : Theek Hai ! Me Yaha Sab Sambhal Luga !
Prem : Thanks ! Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Prem Waha se Aage Badh Jaata Hai Aur Ghar Ke Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Ghar Ke Baahar Prem Ko Dekhte Hi Pari Bhaagti Huyi Prem Ke Pass Pahuchti Hai .
Pari : Hi Prem !
Prem : Hi Pari ! Mujhe Abhi Bahut Jaruri Kaam Hai ! Baad Me Baat Karte Hai !
Pari : Me Shaam Ko Bengaluru Jaa Rahi Hu Prem ! Mujhe Abhi Tumse Baat Karni Hai !
Prem : Sorry Cutie But Abhi Mere Pass Sach Me Time Nahi Hai !
Pari : Par Ek Baar Meri Baat To Suno !
Prem : Baad Me !
Prem Aman Ke Scooter Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uspar Bethkar Mehra Mension Ke Liye Nikal Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaldi se Ghar Jaakar Passport Le Leta Hu Aur Tickets Book Kara Leta Hu !
Karib 15 Minute Me Hi Prem Mehra Mension Pahuch Jaate Hai . Scooter Ko Andar Park Karne Ke Baad Prem Mension Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai.
Mension Ke Andar Jaate Hi Prem Sabse Pehle Apne Room Me Jaata Hai Aur Apna Passport Apni Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Prem Apna Bag Apne Room Ke Cupboard Me Rakh Deta Hai Par Saath Hi Mai Kuch Jaruri Saaman Apne Saath Rakh Leta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Baar Shruti Se Bhi Mil Leta Hu !
Prem Waha se Guest Room Ki Taraf Jaata Hai . Guest Room Ke Baahar Prem Aata Hai Aur Knock Karta Hai . Par Andar se Koyi Jawaab Nahi Aata .
Prem Gate Ko Kholta Hai Aur Andar Jaata Hai Par Andar Koyi Bhi Nahi Tha .
Prem : Ye Kaha Gayi ???
Prem Waha se Niche Hall Me Chala Jaata Hai . Wahi Prem Ki Nazar Kitchen Me Khadi Shruti Par Padti Hai .
Prem Shruti Ke Pass Jaata Hai .
Prem : Tum Yaha Kya Kar Rahi Ho ??
Shruti : A..Aa..Aap Aa Gaye ! Wo…M..Mai..
Prem : Tumhe Bas Rest Karne Ke Liye Kaha Hai na ! Bas Rest Karo ! Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Mension Mai Servants Ki Kami Nahi Hai !
Shruti : M..Mai Theek Hu Ab ! Ab Acha Lag Raha Hai Mujhe !
Prem : Good Recovery i Guess ! Nice !
Shruti : M..Mai Khaana Laga Leti Hu Aapke Liye !
Prem : Nahi Koyi Jarurat Nahi ! Tum Apna Khayaal Rakho ! Me Jaa Raha Hu Abhi !
Prem Waha se Baahar Hall Me aa Jata Hai Aur Couch Par Baith Kar Mobile Par Hyderbad Ke Liye Tickets Book Karane Lagta Hai .
Tickets Book Karane Ke Baad Prem Sandhya Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hello Mom !
Sandhya : Prem ! Kaha Ho Tum ? Aur Call Kyu Nahi Uthate ? Vrinda Ka Call Aaya Tha Mujhe Subah Ki Tum Dono Saath Me Mumbai Ke Liye Nikal Gaye ! Aesi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Subah-Subah Hi Bina Bataye Chale Gaye ?
Sandhya Ek Hi Saans Me Sab Kuch Bol Deti Hai .
Prem : Relax Mom ! Actually Mom Shaadi To Ho Gayi ! Ab Kya Kaam ? Aur Me Aur Vrinda Dii Bangaluru Jaa Rahe Hai !
Sandhya : Kyu ? Ab Bengalore Kyu Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Prem : Bengaluru Hai Wo ! Aur Bas Mom Kuch Jaruri Kaam se Jaa Rahe Hai ! Aane Me Lagbhag Ek Week Bhi Lag Sakta Hai !
Sandhya : Par Kis Liye Jaa Rahe Ho Pehle Ye Batao !
Prem : Mom Wo Actually Me Aur Dii Ek Startup Me Invest Karne Ka Soch Rahe Hai ! To Bas Usi Ke Related Meeting Hai
Sandhya : Kya Startup ????
Prem : Aap Ye Samajh Lijiye Ki Kaam Ke Sambhandhit Hi Kuch Hai ! Aur Me Call Nahi Uthao To Aap Tension Mat Lijya Kijiye ! Mujhe To Aadat Hai Call Na Uthane Ki !
Sandhya : Tension To Hoti Hi Hai ! Tu….
Prem : Chalo Mom Baad Me Baat Karte Hai ! Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : ( Mann me ) Ye Khel Start Bhi Mene Kiya Tha , Khatam Bhi Mai Hi Karuga !
[ *Flashback*
*Few Hours Ago*
Vrinda : To Fir Tum Log is Ghar Ke Baahar Bhi Nahi Nikalte Ho Kya ??
Palak : Nahi !
Vrinda : To Fir Grocery Kese aati Hai ??
Paridhi : Online !
Vrinda : Me Kese Bhul Gayi Ye ! I Just Hope Ye Sab Jaldi Se Khatam Ho Jaaye!
Palak : Mai Bhi ! Mai To Chahti Thi Ki Hum To Seedha Hi Trivikram Ke Base Ka Pata Lagakar Us Par Attack Karde ! Humne Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai ! Trivikram To Uske Saamne Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai !
Vrinda : Mai Nahi Chahti Ki Jo Pichli Baar Hua Wo Waapas Ho !
Palak : Vetrimaan Ki Maut ???
Vrinda : Nahi ! Pichli Baar Prem Ko 6 Bullets Lagi Thi ! Aur 2 Months Tak Wo Hospitalized Tha ! I Almost Lost Him ! Mujhe Lagta Hai Isko Avoid Karne Ke Liye Hi Prem Ne Trivikram Ko Maarne Ke Liye Kuch Alag Sa Plan Banaya Hoga !
Paridhi : Mujhe Bhi Yahi Lagta Hai ! Prem is an Intelligent Person !
Palak : Wese Hai Kaha Woh Abhi ??
Vrinda : Yahi Mumbai Me Hi Hai ! Par Wo Abhi Ek Tough Time Face Kar Raha Hai !
Palak : Kyu ? Kya Hua ??
Prem : Uske Bestfriend Ki Death Ho Gayi !
Paridhi : ( Shocks ) Bestfriend ? Kon Aman ?
Vrinda : Haan !
Palak : Kya ? Uski Death Ho Gayi ???
Vrinda : Haan ! Wese Mamta Kaha Hai ??
Paridhi : Wo To Pure Din Apne Room Me Hi Rehti Hai ! Chupchaap Bas Baithi Rehti Hai !
Palak : Attitude !
Paridhi : Koyi Attitude Nahi Hai ! Bas Us Bechari Ko Pata Hi Nahi Kya Karna Hai ! Uske Muh se Shabd To Nikalte Hi Nahi ! Bahut Mushqil se Mene Usko Chinese Khaana Sikhaya !
Vrinda : Yeah ! Ab Socho Tunhara Husband Shaadi Ke Agle Hi Din Tumko Chodkar Chala Jaaye Wo Bhi Ek Anjaan Jagah Me Anjaan Logo Ke Bich ! To Fir Tumhe Kesa Lagega ?
Palak : Husband Nahi Hai Woh ! Prem Jaldi Hi Usko Divorce De Raha Hai aur Bhaga Raha Hai Yaha Se !
Paridhi : Par Abhi Bhi Husband To Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Selva Kaha Hai ??
Selva : Mujhe Kisine Yaad Kiya ??
Vrinda : Kaha The ?
Selva : Bas Yahi Sandwich Bana Raha Tha !
Selva Couch Par Baith Kar Sandwich Khaane Lagta Hai.
*Door Bell Rings*
Vrinda : Lo ! Prem Bhi aa Gaya !
Palak : Me Kholti Hu !
Palak Khadi Hokar Gate Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Usko Kholti Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Surprise !
Pablo Ke Haatho Me Gun Thi Jo Sidha Palak Par Aim Thi .
Pablo : Hilne Ki Koshish Ki To Fir Kabhi Hil Nahi Paugi Darling !
Pablo Ke Piche Se Karib 20 Log Aur Enter Karte Hai Jinke Hath Me AK47 Thi Aur Wo Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Ko Gher Lete Hai .
Vrinda : ( Panic ) FUCKKKK !!!!
Pablo Gun Ko Palak Ke Sar Par Lagakar Usko Aage Lekar Jaata Hai .
Pablo : Jara Prem Ko To Bulao ! Wo Kaha Chup Kar Baitha Hai ???
Paridhi : Agar Tum Prem Ke Liye Aaye Ho To Wo Yaha Nahi Hai !
Pablo 2 Aadmiyo Ko Ishara Karta Hai . Woh Dono Pure Ghar Me Prem Ko Dhundhne Ke Liye Chala Jata Hai .
Jaha 18 Gun Pakde Hue Logo Ke Bich Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Khade The To Wahi Unse Kuch Kadmo Ki Duri Par Pablo Palak Par Gun Aim Kar Khada Hua Tha.
Pablo : Ye To Kitna Aasaan Tha ! Mujhe Laga Ye Bahut Mushqil Hoga ! Phew !
Paridhi : Tum Aakhir Ho Kaun ??
Pablo : Mujhe Nahi Pehchana ? Waah ! Mai Vetrimaan Ka Beta Pablo !
Selva : ( Mann me ) Me Itni Badi Galti Kese Kar Sakta Hu ? Mujhe Alert Rehna Chahiye Tha !
Wahi Palak Ki Nazar Pablo Ke Haath Par Hi Thi . Jese Hi Pablo Ki Nazar Dusri Taraf Jaati Hai , Woh Pablo Ke Haath Par Kick Maarti Hai Jisse Gun Dusri Taraf Gir Jaati Hai .
Palak Agle Hi Pal Dusri Kick Pablo Ke Chest Par Maarti Hai Par Pablo Ko Usse Bilkul Bhi Farq Nahi Padta .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) You are So Dumb ! Tum Karna Kya Chahti Thi ?? You Wanna Fight ??
Palak Apne Stance Sahi Kar Pablo Ko Punch Maarne Jaati Hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Uska Haath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Usko Jor Se Marod Deta Hai .
Palak : AAHHHHH !!!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) I Love To Beat Women
Palak Pablo Ko Kick Maarne Ki Koshish Karti hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Usse Bach Jata Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Pretty Face !!
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Pablo Lagataar Palak Ke Muh Par Punch Maarne Lagta Hai . Palak Ke Liye Wo Waar Jhelna Bahut Mushqil Ho Raha Tha . Palak Ke Nose aur Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Paridhi : PALAK !!!!
Pablo Ek Jordaar Kick Palak Ke Chest Par Maarta Hai Jis Se Palak Dur Jaakar Girti Hai Aur Wahi Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Palak Sniper Me Bahut Achi Thi But Close Combat Me Wo Utni Achi Nahi Thi .
Paridhi : ( Rote Hue ) PALAK !!! PALAK UTH !!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Don't Worry Dear ! Zinda Hai Woh !
Jo Upar Do Log Gaye The Wo Mamta Ko Pakad Kar Niche Lekar Aate Hai .
[ Telugu Conversation Translated into Hinglish ]
Person 1 : Pura Ghar Chaan Maara Sirf Yahi Ladki Hai Waha !
[ Back To The Normal Language ]
Pablo : Hmm ! Lagta Hai Prem Aaj Bach Gaya ! Par Koyi na ! Usko To Mai Khud Apne Haatho se Maaruga ! Tab Tak In Sab Ke Haath-Per Aur Muh Baandho Tum Log !
Selva : Mene Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai Apne Haatho Se ! Tujhe Maarna Hai To Mujhe Maar Le ! In Sab Ko Chod De !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Tu Madrasi Hai Na ??
Selva : ( Nods in Agreement )
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Tamil Nadu Pasand Hai ! Chennai Super Kings To Favourite Hai Meri ! Isliye Teri Ye Wish To Mai Grant Karta Hu ! Tu Marega To Sahi Par Abhi Nahi ! Aur Tere Saath Ye Sab Log Bhi Marege
Vrinda : Tum Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Galat Karne Me Hi Maza Aata Hai , Sahi Kaam To Ghar Ka Naukar Bhi Karta Hai !
Vrinda Ki Nazar Mamta Par Padti Hai Jo Behosh Thi . Uske Sar Par Chot Lagi Hui Thi . Achanak Apne Saamne Do Bandooko Ke Saath Khade Hue Logo Ko Dekha To Wo Sehem Gayi . Jab Unhone Usko Pakda To Usne Bachne Ka Prayas Kiya Jiski se El Aadmi Ne Gun se Uske Sar Par Jor se Maara Jiski Wajah se Woh Behosh Ho Gayi .
Wahi Pablo Palak Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uske Chehre Par Lage Khoon Ko Apne Haath Ne Lekar Taste Karta Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Hmm ! Kaafi Acha Taste Hai ! Isse Hi Prem Ke Liye Message Likha Jaayega ! Ab Shuru Hoga Maut Ka Khel !!!!
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Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Waapas Agle Friday . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
Is kahani par ye mera pehla review hai. socha pehle ek do parts padh lun, continue kiya to comment karunga. its really a very interesting story. har character ko uski nature ki according bahut achhe se maintain kiya hua hai. badi kahani upar se dheron characters ke saath likhna koi aasaan kaam nahi hai. par aapne ise bahut achhe se na sirf likha balke aage badha rahe ho. ek main character prem ke gird ghumti hui kahani mein uske sath harek insaan ka alag hi rishta jisme vrinda ek aisa character jisne uske honthon par kiss kiya, jisse mehsus ho raha hai ke ye log pehle se incest mein involve hain, ya fir kuchh log bhavnao mein behkar aisa karte hain. khair kahani achhi hai aur in sab sawalon ka jawab to lekhak sahib de hi denge agle bhago on. A must read story....Update 03
The Promise
[ Prem Waha Se Niche Chala Jaata Hai Aur Mension Ke Baahar Jaakar Garage Me Chala Jaata Hai . ]
Ab Aage :-
Garage Ne Pahuchne Ke Baad Prem Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai .
Prem : Pehle Aman Ko Call Karta Hu !
Prem Aman Ko Call Karta Hai . Testing Baar Ring Jaane Par Aman Call Pick Karta Hai .
Aman : Prem Bhenchodd !
Prem : Shaant Beta Shaant !
Aman : Saale Achanak Kese Yaad Aa Gayi ! Pichle 2 Saal Me 9 Baar Bhi Call Nahi Kiye Tune !
Prem : Abhi Kar Liya na Maine ! Kaha Hai Tu Abhi Bata !
Aman : Me To Meri Job Par Hu ! Apne Cabin Me Baitha Hu ! Tu Kaha Hai ?
Prem : Aamchi Mumbai !
Aman : To Saale Ye Kab Batane Wala Tha ?
Prem : Aaj Hi Aaya Hu Mai !
Aman : Ek To Ye Teri Wajah Se Yaha Fasa Hua Hu Me Saale ! Pichle 2 Saalo Se Same Salary Hai Meri ! 6LPA Par Baitha Hua Hu Mai !
Prem : Haa Haa Me Aa Gaya Hu na Ab ! 6 Lakh Ko 25 Lakh Karduga ! But Mera Kaam Ka Kya Hua ?
Aman : Haa Haa Sab Jagah Nazar Hai Meri !
Prem : Thik Hai ! Free Kab Ho Raha Hai Tu ?
Aman : Kal Sunday Hai ! Kal Milte Hai Aaram Se ! Kuch Khaas Cheez Ke Saath
Prem : Thik Hai ! Kal Tere Ghar Par Milte Hai !
Aman : Thik Hai !
Prem : Chal Bye !
Prem Call Rakhta Hai .
Prem : Thoda Mood Refresh karna Padega !
Prem Bike Par Baith Jata Hai Aur Usko Start Kar Waha Se Nikal Jata Hai .
2 Ghante Baad Prem Waapas Ghar Par Aa Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ab Acha Lag Raha Hai ! Jab Tak Roz Ek Cigarette Nahi Pi Leta Tab Tak Mann Ko Santushti Nahi Milti !
Prem Bike Ko Garage Me Park Karke Mension Me Chala Jaata Hai Aur Couch Par Baith Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kate Aur Ellisa Ke 3-4 Call Aaye Par Me Utha Hi Nahi Paya ! Baad Me Raat Ko Call Kar Luga !
Fany : Bhaiya ! Koyi Movie Dekhne Chale Kya Abhi ?
Prem : Abhi Nahi ! Wese Pass Me Koyi Acha Sa Gym Hai kya ?
Fany : Kyu ?
Prem : Gym Kyu Jaate Hai Log ?
Fany : Aapki Physique To Achi Lag Rahi Hai Mujhe !
Ye Kehte Hue Fany Prem Ke Bicep Ko Touch Karti Hai .
Prem : Isko Maintain Bhi To Karna Padta Hai ! Ab Mom Ke Hatho Se Itna Accha Roj Khaana Khauga Aur Yaha Ghar Par Sota Raha To Mere Six Pack Family Pack Ban Jayege !
Fany : WOW ! Aapke Pass Six Pack Bhi Hai !
Prem : Haan ! Isme WoW Ki Kya Baat ! Tu Ye Bata Ki Wo Golden Gym Abhi Tak Chal Raha Hai Ki Nahi !
Fany : Chal Bhi Raha Hai Aur Me Wahi Jaati Hu !
Prem : Tu Jaati Hai ? Lagta To Nahi Hai !
Fany : 1 Mahine Hi Huya Hai Jaate Jaate ! Kritika Di Pichle 2 Saal Se Jaa Rahi Hai Golden Gym Me Hi !
Prem : Oho ! To Fir Mujhe Koyi Dusra Gym Dekhna Padega !
Fany : Kyu ?
Prem : Agar Me Waha Gaya To Mujhse Waha Bhi Jhagda Karne Lag Jaayegi ! Bachpan Se Hi Uska Shok Hai Mujhse Jhagda Karne Ka !
Fany : Par Wo Hamse To Nahi Karti !
Prem : Usko Sirf Mujhe Hi Irritate Karna Pasand Hai ! Isliye Uske Muh Hi Nahi Lagta Mai !
Fany : Kal Se Hum Saath Me Chalege Gym !
Prem : Parso Se ! Me Parso Se !
Fany : Thik Hai Parso Se ! Dono Saath Me Chalege ! Chalo Abhi Selfie Lete Hai !
Prem : Nahi ! Mujhe Ye Selfie Welfie Nahi Pasand !
Fany : Kyu ?
Prem : Nahi Pasand To Nahi Pasand ! Tu Ye Bata Ki Wo Vrinda DI Aayi Hai Kya ?
Fany : Nahi Wo Toh 7 Baje Aati Hai Roj !
Prem : Acha ! Wese Bahut Bore Ho Raha Hai Ab Toh ! Kya Kiya Jaye Chal Tu Bata !
Fany : Ummm Haan ! Chalona Kahi Baahar…
Prem : Me Abhi Baahar Se Hi Aa Raha Hu ! Wese Ye Saare Ghar Ke Log Pure Din Apne Room Me Hi Pade Rehte Hai ! Ye Dadi Ko To Mene Subah Ke Baad Dekha Hi Nahi !
Fany : Haan ! Wese Aap Dharmendra Mama Se Mile ?
Prem : Are Haan ! Woh Bhi To Hai ! Me To Bhul Hi Gaya Tha Ki Woh Bhi Hai ! Baad Me Mil Luga ! Me Apne Room Me Jaakar Fir Se So Jaata Hu !
Fany : Chalona Aap Mere Room Me Chalo ! Mujhe Aapse Dher Saari Baate Karni Hai !
Prem : Thik Hai Chal !
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Kuch Ghante Baad
Dadi : Aaj Hi To Tu Aaya Hai ! Thode Din Aaram Se Rest Kar Tu ! Itne Din Baad Aaya Hai Tu ! Kuch Der Ghar Me Aaram Se Reh ! Tujhe Abhi Kyu Company Join Karni Hai !
Prem : Abhi Kaha Keh Raha Hai Tu ! 2-3 Din Ke Baad Keh Raha Hu Dadi ! Aur Khaas MBA Karne Ke Liye Me US Isiliye To Gaya Taaki Company Ko Ache Se Sambhal Saku !
Dadi : Theek Hai ! Me Shailendra Ko Bol Dugi !
Prem : Theek Hai !
Prem Dadi Ke Room Se Baahar Nikalta Hai Aur Hall Me Chala Jata Hai .
Prem : Tujhe Kya Hua ?
Diya : Me Aapse Baat Nahi Karti !
Prem : ( Smiles ) My Cute Little Sister ! Itni Naarazgi Kyu ? Tereko Gift Chahiye Na ! Me Tereko Kal Ek Mast Gift De Duga !
Diya : Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Gift !
Prem : To Kya Chahiye ?
Diya : Pehle Waada Karo Ki Me Jo Maangugi Wo Doge !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Aajkal Sabko Waada Hi Maangna Hai Mujhse ! Pehle Ellisa Baad Me Kate Aur Ab Yeh !
Diya : Soch Kya Rahe Ho ? Bolo Na !
Prem : Haa Thik Hai ! Waada Karta Hu Jo Maangegi Wo Duga ! Ab Bol Kya Chahiye !
Diya : Kal Subah Bataugi ! Aap Bas Ready Rehna ! Hume Baahar Jaana Hai !
Prem : Faaltu Ka Suspence Rakhna Hai Ab Isko ! Chal Thik Hai Subah Me Ready Rahuga !
Diya : ( Smiles ) Thank You !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Bhi Namuni Hai Namuni !
Diya : Acha Ha Woh Vrinda Di Apne Room Me Hai ! Unko To Abhi Tak Pata Bhi Nahi Ki Aap Aaye Ho !
Prem : Nice ! Me Rohit Se Milkar Aata Hu !
Prem Waha Se Rohit Ke Room Ki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : Iska Gate Subah Khul Nahi Raha Tha Aur Ab Toh Sapat Khula Hi Hai ! Band Hi Nahi Kar Raha !
Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai !
Prem : Ghus Jaa Beta Ghus Jaa Mobile Mai !
Rohit : Bhaiyaa !
Rohit Palang Par Sote Hue Mobile Dekh Raha Tha. Prem Ko Dekhte Hi Woh Palang Ss Khada Ho Jata Hai . Rohit Prem Ke Pass Jaakar Uske Gale Lag Jata Hai .
Rohit : ( Tears ) Bh.. Bhaiyaaa !
Prem : ( Smiles ) Meri Rudali Tu Kyu Ro Raha Hai Ab ! Chal Shaant Ho Ja Ab !
Prem Rohit Ko Bed Par Bitha Deta Hai aur Uske Saath Beth Jata Hai .
Prem : Kesa Hai Tu ?
Rohit : Me Theek Hu Bhaiya ! Aap Kese Hai ?
Prem : Me Ek Dum Fit and Fine ! Tu Bata ! Sab Kuch Kesa Chal Raha Hai ?
Rohit : Sab Kuch Theek Chal Raha Hai Bhaiya !
Rohit Ki Mom Amrita Waha Room Me Aa Jata Hai .
Amrita : Prem ! Tum Bhi Yahi Ho !
Prem : ( Dheere Se ) Lagta To Yahi Hai !
Amrita : Rohit ! Chal Ab Mujhe Bata Kal Kuch Hua Kya ? Tune Aate Hi Gate Kyu Andar Se Lock Kar Liya !
Rohit : Wo To Bas Aesi Hi Mom !
Prem : Privacy Name Ki Bhi Koyi Cheez Hoti Hai Chachi !
Amrita : Nahi Prem ! Rohit Kabhi Bhi Apna Room Band Karta Hi Nahi Hai ! Night Me Bhi Khula Hi Rehta Hai !
Prem : Ye Abhi Bhi Bahut Darta Hai !
Rohit : Mene Sirf Aese Hi Band Kar Diya Tha ! Mera Headache Ho Raha Tha ! Me Aate Hi So Gaya Tha !
Amrita : Tu Sach To Bol Raha Hai Na ?
Rohit : Bilkul Mom !
Rohit Ka Pita Shekhar Room Me Enter Karta Hai . Prem Aur Shekhar Dono Ki Nazar Ek Dusre Se Takrati Hai Aur Prem Ke Chehre Par Jo Hasi Thi Wo Gaayab Ho Jaati Hai .
Shekhar : Prem ! Tum Kab Aaye ?
Prem : Bas Aaj Subah Hi Chacha !
Shekhar : Rohit Ki Health Kesi Hai Ab ?
Amrita : Theek Hai ! Aapke Saamne Hai !
Shekhar : Kya Hua Tha ?
Amrita : Asthama Attack Aaya Tha ! Woh To Accha Hua Ki Ye Behosh Ho Gaya Warna Complicate Ho Jati Situation !
Shekhar : Ok ! Me Apne Room Me Hu !
Prem Bed Se Khada Ho Jata Hai .
Prem : Chal Me Aata Hu !
Prem Room Se Baahar Chala Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kitna Bore Ho Raha Hu Me Ab !
Prem Niche Hall Me Chala Jata Hai Aur Couch Par Let Jaata Hai Aur Mobile Dekhne Lagta Hai .
Fany Waha Par Aa Jati Hai Aur Sidha Soye Hue Prem Ki Pet Par Beth Jaati Hai .
Fany : Bhaiya ! Neend Aa Rahi Hai Kya ?
Prem : Nahi Re ! Bas Aese Hi Leta Hua Hu ! Chal Khadi Ho Jaa Ab !
Fany : ( Smiles ) Nahi ! Bhaiya Aapki Insta I'd Bataona !
Prem : Me Insta Par Nahi Hu !
Fany : Aap Insta Par Bhi Nahi Ho ! Yaha Tak Ki Mene Whatsapp Par Bhi Check Kiya ! Aap Whatsapp Par Bhi Nahi Ho !
Prem : Haan !
Fany : Matlab Aap Kisi Bhi Social Media Platform Par Nahi Ho ?
Prem : Hu ! Twitter ( X ) Par Hu !
Fany : Twitter Par Kya Karte Ho ?
Prem : Mann Ki Baat !
Fany : Aap Bahut Old Age Type Sound Kar Rahe Ho !
Prem : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Bhi Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hai Me Galat Generation Me Paida Ho Gaya ! Par Meri Harkate Dekhkar Me Samajh Jata Hu Ki Hu To Me Isi Generation Ka !
Fany : Kaisi Harkate ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Agar Mere Upar Kabhi Biography Likhi Na , To Superhit Hogi !
Fany : Acha ! Mujhe To Aapke Baare Me Sirf Wo Ek Hi Baat Pata Hai ! Wo Gun Wali !
Prem : Wo Baat To Sab Ko Pata Hai !
Fany : Daring To Hai Aap Me !
Prem : ( Smirk ) Tu Mujhe Jaanti Hi Kitna Hai Fany ! Nahi Jaane Wo Hi Behtar Hoga !
Fany : Interesting ! Wese Vrinda Dii Bhi Aa Gayi Job se !
Prerna : Fany ! Bhaiya Ke Upar Kyu Baithi Hai ! Chal Khadi Ho Jaa !
Fany Prem Ke Upar Se Khadi Ho Jaati Hai .
Prem : Prerna Ki Baat Bahut Jald Maan Li !
Fany : Sabhi Maante Hai !
Prerna : Bhaiya ! Kal Saath Me Kahi Ghumne Chale ?
Prem : Nahi Prerna ! Kal Bahut Kaam Hai !
Fany : Abhi To Aap Aaye Ho , Abhi Kya Kaam ?
Prem : Zindagi Hai ! Jab Tak Saanse Hai , Tab Tak Kaam Hai !
Prem Waha Se Upar Chala Jata Hai. Prem Vrinda Ke Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : Room To Yahi Hai !
Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Gate Andar se Lock Karte Hue ) Roop tera mastana pyar mera diwana bhool koi hamse na hojaye !
Vrinda : ( Screams ) PREMMM…
Vrinda Bhagti Huyi Jaati Hai Aur Prem Ke Kas Ke Gale Lag Jaati Hai .
Vrinda : ( Tears ) P..Prem !
Prem Vrinda Ko Apne Se Alag Karta Hai .
Prem : ( Vrinda Ke Sar Par Haath Ferte Hue ) Aap Please Roye Mat ! Aap Smile Karte Hue Hi Bahut Achi Lagti Hai !
Prem Vrinda Ke Aansu Puchta Hai .
Prem : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Dekhkar Itna Bura Laga Ki Aansu Nikalne Lag Gaye ! Aap Kaho To Mai Waapas Chala…..
*CHATAAK*
Vrinda Prem Ko Ek Jordaar Thappad Maarti Hai .
Prem : ( Gaal Sehlate Hue ) Dumdaar Tha !
Vrinda Prem Ko Pakad Ke Usko Kiss Karne Lagti Hai . Kuch Seconds Baad Prem Bhi Cooperate Karta Hai .
5 Minutes Baad Prem Vrinda Ke Hotho Ko Chodta Hai .
Vrinda Fir Se Prem Ko Kas Ke Gale Lag Jaati Hai . Kuch Der Baad Vrinda Prem Se Alag Hoti Hai .
Vrinda : ( Prem Ke Gaal Par Haath Rakhte Huye ) Zor Se Laga Kya ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Nahi ! Mazaak Kar Raha Tha Mai !
Vrinda : Prem Tum Achanak ! Tumne Bataya Bhi Nahi !
Prem : Surprise !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) My Life's Best Surprise ! Thank You Very Very Much !
Prem : Ab Mujhe Bhi Aap Thank You Kahegi ?
Vrinda : Aaj Me Bahut Jyada Khush Hu !
*Knock Knock*
Prem : Kabab Me Haddi !
Prem Jaakar Gate Kholta Hai . Saamne Ek Maid Khadi Thi .
Maid : Woh..Woh Ma'am Ne Sabko Dinner Ke Liye Bulaya Hai !
Prem : Kon Ma'am ?
Maid : Sandhya Ma'am !
Prem : OK ! Jao Hum Aa Jayege !
Prem Gate Band Kar Leta Hai .
Prem : Chaliye Huzur ! Pehle Pet Pooja Fir Kaam Duja !
Thodi Der Baad Saare Ghar Ke Log Ek Bade Se Dinning Table Par Baithe Hue The . Prem Prerna Aur Diya Ke Beech Me Baitha Hua Tha .
Prem : ( Dheere Se ) Nice Food ! Namak Pass Karna Zara !
Maya : Congrats Amrita ! Tumhari Movie Blockbuster Ho Gayi !
Amrita : Thanks Bhabhi !
Maya : Success Party Kab Hai ?
Amrita : 15 Din Baad Rakhte Hai !
Shekhar : Usse Pehle Humne Party Rakhi Hai !
Kritika : Kyu Dad ?
Shekhar : Hamari Company Ki 35 Year Anniversary Par ! Aur Hamari Company Ke Naye CEO Ki Announcement Bhi Karni Hai ! Ab Prem Aa Gaya Hai ! Hamara CEO !
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That's It For Today . Like Karna Aur Apna Review Dena Mat Bhulna . Next Update on 7 March At 5 PM . Cheers
Prem ke chhote babu ke liye bahut hi lazeez aur yummy khana hai ghar mein bhi aur bahar bhi. har koi ek se badhkar ek khubsurat aur lagbhag fida hai hero par. ye jo iska panga padna hai wo kritika ke saath hi padna hai. usko kabu karna thoda mushkil hoga prem ke liye aur wahi sabse mazedar part hoga kahani ka. kyunki easy sex utna mazedaar nahi, slow seductive sex mein hi maza aata hai, tadpa tadpa ke milna chahiye ise. bahut shandaar kahani hai bhai.Update 4
P..P..Pratibha
[ Shekhar : Usse Pehle Humne Party Rakhi Hai !
Kritika : Kyu Dad ?
Shekhar : Hamari Company Ki 35 Year Anniversary Par ! Aur Hamari Company Ke Naye CEO Ki Announcement Bhi Karni Hai ! Ab Prem Aa Gaya Hai ! Hamara CEO ! ]
Ab Aage :
Agle Din Subah Prem Taiyar Hokar Jaldi Apne Ghar Se Nikal Jata Hai Apni Bike Par . Karib 40 Minutes Ke Safar Ke Baad Prem Ek Ghar Ke Baahar Khada Tha . Jyada Bada Ghar Nahi Tha . Ek 2 Manjile Ka Typical Middle Class Ghar Tha .
Prem Apni Car Wahi Baahar Park Kar Leta Hai Aur Gate Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Doorbell Bajata Hai . 2-3 baar bajane Ke Baad Gate Khulta Hai . Saamne Ek ladki Khadi thi Jo Gate Kholti Hai .
Ladki : Aap Kaun ?
Prem : ( Mann Me ) He To Yeh Aman Ki Choti Behen Hi Par iska Name Kya Tha Yarr !
Ladki : Huh ?
Ladki : ( Mann Me ) Ye Shakal Kahi Dekhi Huyi Lagti Hai !
Prem : Me Aman Ka Dost ! Aman Se Kaam Hai !
Ladki : Oh ! Aaiye !
Prem us ladki ke Saath Andar Jaata Hai . Aman Bhi Andar Hall Me Akela Hi Baitha Hua Tha Jo Breakfast Kar Raha Tha .
Prem : ( Smiles ) Saale Chodumal Ki Chauthi Raand !
Aman : Lwde !
Prem Aakar Aman Ke Gale Lag Jata Hai .
Aman : Upar Mere Room Me Chalte Hai !
Prem : Haan !
Prem Aur Aman Dono Saath Me Room Me Chale Jaate Hai .
Prem : Uncle Aunty Dono Kaha Hai ?
Aman : Dono Hospital Gaye Hai ! Koyi Important Surgery Thi !
Aman Ke Dono Parents Doctors Hai .
Aman Apne Drawer Me Se Ek Pen Drive Nikalta Hai .
Aman : Ye Le Tere Kaam Ki Cheez ! 2 Saal Ki Puri Recording Hai , Mene Highlight Kar Di Hai ! Karib 5-6 Ghante Ki Video Hai Dekh Lena !
Prem : Good !
Aman : Aur Sun ! Woh Tereko To Pata Hi Nahi Hoga ! Tu Toh Whatsapp Par Hai Hi Nahi ! Woh Kal Shyaam Ko Hi Reunion Ka Plan Bana Tha !
Prem : College ? Bangalore ?
Aman : School Reunion Class 12th Science Batch ! Yahi !
Prem : Nice ! Kab Hai ?
Aman : Aaj Raat !
Prem : Aaj Hi !
Aman : Haan ! Aur Tereko Ek Baat Batani Hai ! Shubh Ki Shaadi Ho Gayi !
Ye Baat Sunkar Prem Ka Dil Do Hisso Me Kat Kar Gir Jaata Hai .
Aman : ( Smiles ) Neelam Ke Saath ! Pratibha Ke Saath Nahi !
Ye Baat Sunte Hi Jo Prem Ka Dil Niche Kat Ke Gira Tha Woh Waapas Aakar Jud Jaate Hai .
Prem : Ek Second ! Ye Neelam Bich Me Kese Aayi ? Dono Ka Breakup Ho Gaya Kya ?
Aman : Pratibha Aur Shubh Kabhi BF-GF The Hi Nahi ! Neelam Hi Shubh Ki GF Thi !
Prem Apne Pass Me Pade Ek Flower Pot Ko Apne Haath Me Le Leta Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Lwde Tu Mujhe Ye Baat Kab Batane Wala Tha ?
Aman : Shaant Hoja ! Pehle Pot Rakhde ! Mujhe Bhi Kuch Din Pehle Hi Pata Chala Shubh Se Baat Chit Karke ! Warna Teri Tarah Mujhe Bhi Yahi lagta Tha Ki Pratibha Shubh Ki GF Hai !
Prem : To Fir Wo Proposal ???
Aman : Mene Pucha Tha Shubh Se ! Wo To Sirf Practice Thi ! Usi Din Thodi Der Baad Shubh Neelam Ko Propose Karta Hai !
Prem Pot Ko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai !
Prem : Kaha Aana Hai ?
Aman : Pearl Vatika ! Shaam 5 Se 10 Tak ! Dinner Bhi Hoga !
Prem : P..P..Pratibha Aayegi ????
Aman : Sabhi Aa Rahe Hai ! Sirf Tera Hi Confirm Nahi Tha Jo Ab Confirm Hai !
Prem : Theek Hai Chal Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Aman : Kaha Jaa Raha Hai ? Ruk Breakfast Karte Hai ! Abhi Jaakar Kya Karega !
Prem : Nahi Yaar ! Ab Me Chalta Hu ! Ghar Par Bina Bataye Subah Subah Hi Aa Gaya !
Aman : Wese Sun ! Pichle Saal Mujhe Pari Ka Call Aaya Tha !
Prem : Pari !
Aman : Ha Tere Baare Me Puch Rahi Thi ! Ki Kesa Hai Tu ?
Prem : Hmm ! Mujhe To Koyi Call Nahi Aaya !
Aman : Mujhe Bhi Sirf Ek Baar Aaya Tha ! Mene Bola Ki Tu India Me Nahi Hai ! Baahar Gaya Hai Studies Ke Liye , Uske Baad Call Nahi Aaya !
Prem : Hmm ! Bahut Bura Kiya Mene Bhi Uske Saath ! Guilt Hota Hai Mujhe !
Aman : Aur Kulgauravi Ke Sath !
Prem : Gussa Aata Hai Uspar ! Par Chod Ab Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ! Par Pari Ko Mera Saath Chahiye Tha Aur Tab Mene Usse Muh Mod Liya Tha !
Aman : To Call Karke Baar Kar Pari Se !
Prem : Sahi Bol Raha Hai Tu ! Me Baad Me Use Call Kar Luga ! Abhi Me Chalta Hu !
Aman : Thik Hai Chal ! Shaam Ko Milte Hai !
Prem : Haan !
Prem Aur Aman Waha Se Niche Chale Jaate Hai . Aman Ki Behen Dono Ko Dur Se Baithe Baithe Ghur Rahi Thi . Prem Waha Se Apni Bike Par Baithke Waapas Apne Ghar Ke Liye Nikal Jata Hai . Woh Bahut Jyada Hi Khush Tha Jabse Usne PRATIBHA Ka Name Suna Tha . Kuch Hi Der Baad Prem Apne Ghar Pahuch Jaata Hai . Niche Hall Me Hi Use Prerna Mil Jaati Hai .
Prerna : Me Aapka Hi Wait Kar Rahi Thi ! Kaha Gaye The Aap ?
Prem : Kuch Kaam Tha Kya ?
Prerna : Nahi ! Aap Bina Breakfast Kiye Hi Chale Gaye Wo Bhi Bina Bataye ! Atleast Kisi Ko Batakar To Jana Chahiye Tha !
Prem : OK ! Me Kar Luga Breakfast ! Wese Vinay Bhaiya Kaha Hai ?
Prerna : Wo Apne Room Me Hai !
Prem : Good ! Me Aata Hu !
Prerna : Breakfast To Kar Lijiye !
Prem : Haan Baad Me !
Prem Waha Se Upar Vinay Ke Room Ke Baahar Aa Jata Hai . Gate Khula Hua Hi Tha . Prem Room ke Andar Jaata Hai .
Vinay : Prem !
Prem : Chalo Aap Aaj To Mile !
Vinay : Ha Woh Kal Thoda Busy Tha ! Tu Bata Sab Kuch Theek Tha Na !
Prem : Mera To Sab Kuch Sahi Tha But Aapka Nahi Lag Raha ! ( Sarcastically ) Wese Congratulations For Your Lovely Wedding !
Vinay : Le Le Beta ! Tu Bhi Maze Le Le !
Prem : ( Smiles ) Maze Nahi Le Raha Hu ! Par Ye Sab Hua Kese ! Aapke Boyfriend Ka Kya Hua ?
Vinay : Dadi Ko Pata Lag Gaya Tha ?
Prem : Kese ?
Vinay : Kiss Karte Hue Dekh Liya Tha !
Prem : Hmm !
Prem Apni Jeb Se Ek Cigarette Nikalta Hai .
Prem : Piyoge !
Vinay : Nahi ! Me Cigarette Nahi Peeta .
Prem : Laga Hi Tha !
Prem Wo Cigarette Jalakar Fukne Lagta Hai .
Prem : Fir ?
Vinay : Fir Dadi Ne Shaadi Karwa Di !
Prem : Bhabhi Ko Pata Hai Aapke Bare me !
Vinay : Mene Shaadi Ki Pehli Night Me Hi Bata Diya Tha !
Prem : Pehle Batana Chahiye Tha !
Vinay : Dadi Ne Mana Kiya Tha !
Prem : Itna Kya Darte Ho Dadi Se ! Hmph ! ....Wese To Fir Bhabhi Ne Kya React Kiya ? Divorce !
Vinay : Wo Divorce Bhi Nahi Le Sakti ?
Prem : Kyu ?
Vinay : Uske Aur Uske Dad , Dono Ke Business Me Puri Tarah Se Dadi Hi Apni Company Ke Through Invest Karwa Rahi Hai ! Unka Pura Business Hamari Wajah Se Hi Chal Raha Hai !
Prem : Kyu ? Wo Koyi Dusra Investor Nahi Dhundh Sakte Kya ?
Vinay : ( Smiles ) Unka Pura Business Loss Me Jaa Raha Tha 2 Saal Se !
Prem : ( Smirks ) Dadi Mastermind !
Vinay : Hmm !
Prem : Aapki Bhi Galti Hai !
Vinay : Ab Isme Meri Kya Galti ?
Prem : Sabse Pehle To Dadi Ke Saamne Aapki Jubaan Bhi Nahi Khulti ! Aur Aapko Aapke Pyaar Ke Liye Khada Hona Chahiye Tha ! Aur Agar Pariwaar Wale Nahi Maante To Bhag Jaate !
Vinay : Kya Bhaag Jaate ? Pure Pariwaar Ki Beizzati Ho Jati Sabke Saamne !
Prem : Hai Kon Ye Sab ? Aur Kya Aap Khush Ho Aesi Zindagi Se ?
Vinay Ke Pass Koyi Jawab Nahi Tha Aur Uski Chuppi Hi Prem Ke Sawaal Ka Jawab Thi .
Prem : Nice ! Apni Zindagi Ke Saath Saath Us Ladki Ki Zindagi Bhi Aap Barbaad Kar Rahe Ho !
Vinay : Mere Haath Me Kuch Nahi Hai !
Prem : Sab Aapke Haath Me Hi Hai !
Vinay : Theek Hai ! Chal Tu Bata Kya Karu Mai !
Prem : Baad Me Batauga ! Wese Hai Kaha Ricky Bhai ( Vinay Ka Boyfriend ) ?
Vinay : Mujhe Nahi Pata ! Meri Shaadi Ke Baad Me Usse Nahi Mila !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi ! Ab Aap Tension Mat Lo ! Aur Haan Ab Aap Sirf Apne Bare Me Sochiye ! Dusre Kya Soche Wo Bhaad Me Jaaye ! Chalo Bye Aaj Mujhe Bhi Thoda Kaam Hai !
Prem Waha Se Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Vinay Gay Hai Yeh Baat Sirf Kuch Log Hi Jaante Hai . Unme Se Ek Prem Hai . Prem Ke Siwaye Sirf Vrinda , Dadi Aur Sheena ( Vinay Ki Wife ) Ko Is Baare Me Pata Hai .
Prem Room Se Nikal Jata Hai Aur Niche Chala Jaata Hai .
Prerna : Bhai !
Prem : Haan !
Prerna : Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Prem : Nexus Shopping Mall !
Prerna : Kyu ?
Prem : Aaj Mera School Reunion Hai ! Uske Liye Koyi Acchi Dress Nahi Hai Mere Pass Abhi ! Bas Wahi Lekar Aani Hai !
Prerna : Mai Bhi Chalu ?
Prem : Chal !
Prerna : Theek Hai Chaliye Ab Aap Breakfast To Kar Lijiye !
Prem : Baad Me Mall Me Hi Tu Lunch Aur Mai Brunch Kar Lege !
Prerna : Theek Hai Mai Taiyaar Hokar Aati Hu !
Prem : Taiyar Hi To Hai !
Prerna : Kaha ?? Thodi Der Rukiye Me Aayi !
Prem : Thik Hai !
Prem Wahi Couch Par Baith Jata Hai . Karib Aadhe Ghante Tak Prem Wahi Baitha Rehta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Mere Zinda Rehte Hue Aa Jaye To Acha Hai !
Karib Aadhe Aur Ghante Ke Baad Prerna Aa Jati Hai .
Prem : Finally !!
Prerna : Kesi Lag Rahi Hu Main !
Prem : Nice !
Prerna : Sirf Nice !
Prem : Adbhut ! Avishvasniya ! Ye Kya Hai ? Aasmaan Ka Chand Without Daag Wo Bhi Dharti Par ! Kahi Me Heaven Me To Nahi ??...... Ab Chale !
Prerna : ( Laughs ) Haan !
Prem : ( Chalte Chalte ) Wese Tumhe Kya Kya Lena Hai ?
Prerna : Kuch Nahi !
Prem : To Fir Ye Itna Taiyar Hokar Kyu Aa Rahi Ho ?
Prerna : Bas Aese Hi !
Prem : Car Me Chalna Hai ?
Prerna : Bike Par Hi Chalte Hai Na !
Prem : OK !
Kuch Der Baad :-
*ON BIKE*
Prerna Ne Kas Ke Prem Ko Pakad Rakha Tha . Wo Ekdum Chipak Ke Baithi Huyi Thi Prem Ke . Filhaal Dono Traffic Me Fase Hue The .
Prem : Bangalore Ki Yaad Aa Gayi Ye Traffic Dekh Kar !
Prerna : Kitna Time Lagega ? Late Ho Raha Hai !
Prem : Kahi Jaldi Pahuchna Hai Kya ?
Prerna : Haa Wo Meri Ek Friend Bhi Aa Rahi Hai Shopping Karne !
Prem : OK !
Thodi Der Baad Dono Shopping Mall Ke Baahar Pahuch Jaate Hai .
Prerna : Waise Badi Mom Kaafi Naraz Hogi Agar Unhe Pata Chala Ki Aap Unke Designer Kapdo Ki Siwaye Dusre Branded Kapde Pehen Rahe Ho !
Prem : Mere Pass Itna Sab Sochne Ke Liye Filhaal Waqt Nahi Hai !
Dono Mall Ke Andar Chale Jaate Hai . Prerna Ke Mobile Par Ek Call Aata Hai .
Prerna : Haa Pahuch Gayi Mai ! Yaha Ground Floor Par ! Haa !
Agle Kuch Samay Baad Hi Prerna Se Karib 50M Dur Par Uski Dost Khadi Thi . Prem Ki Nazar Bhi Uski Dost Par Padti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Second ! KIMAYA ! OH FUCK !!!!
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[ Tabhi Prem Ki Nazar Diwaar Par Padti Hai Jispar Khoon se Bade Aksharo Me Likha Hua Tha .
XXXXXXX , HYDERBAD @6 PM ON TOMORROW COME ALONE WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION ~ PABLO
Saamne Diwaar Par Ek Address Likha Hua Tha .
Prem : FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : FUCKKK !!!! Vrinda aur Mamta Bhi In Sab Mai Fas Gaye !
Prem Selva Ke Room Me Jaata Hai . Prem Uske Room Me Ek Bada sa Briefcase Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Briefcase Milte Hi Prem Usko Khol Usme se Ek Desert Eagle Nikalta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Par Isko To Mai Lekar Jaa Hi Nahi Sakta ! Jet se Me Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Chopper se Bhi Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Road Ya Train se Jauga To Bahut Zyada Time Lag Jayega ! Mujhe Jana To Domestic Airlines Se Hi Padega !
Prem Un Guns Ko Waapas Us Briefcase Me Rakh Deta Hai Aur Usko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem Key Holder se Main Gate Ki Keys Lekar Mension Ke Baahar Aakar Usko Lock kar Scooty Lekar Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Fuckk Mai Apne Hi Plan Me Nahi Ulajh Sakta ! Fuckk !!!! Mujhe In Sab Ko Bachana Hoga Kese Bhi Kar Ke !
Prem Tez Speed Me Scooty se Waapas Aman Ke Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Scooty Ko Baahar Park Kar Ghar Ke Andar Pahuch Prem Apne Bag Ko Dhundhne Lagta Hai
Prem Apne Bag Ko Lekar Ek Room Me Chala Jaata Hai . Prem Apne Bag se Apna Macbook Nikalta Hai aur Browser Open Karta Hai .
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Location : New York , USA
[ English Conversation Translated in Hinglish ]
Nat : So Kesi Rahi Mexico Ki Trip ?
Amanda : Kya Trip ?? Tumhe Pata Hai Kitna Hectic Hai Yeh ! But The Good Thing is That We Made a Profit of Around 600 Million $ in Just 1 Month ! All Thanks To The Gang Wars in Mexico !
Nat : Good ! Wese Mai India Jaane Ki Soch Rahi Hu !
Amanda : Mai Jaa Hi Rahi Hu Next Week !
Nat : Oh To Mai Bhi Aaugi !
Amanda : Tunhari University ?
Nat : Who Cares My Hot Stepmom ?
Amanda : Umm..OK !
*Vibrates*
Amanda Apni Watch Ki Taraf Dekhti Hai.
Amanda : Lo ! Prem Ka Notification Bhi aa Gaya !
Amanda Fatafat Apne Room Me Jaakar Apna IPad Open Karti Hai .
*Session Starts*
*Chat Starts*
[ English Chat Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Kaha Ho Abhi ??
Amanda : Abhi-Abhi New York Aayi Hu ! Just Chilling With Beer in Pool !
Prem : Nice ! Abhi Jaldi se India Aajao ! Right Now !
Amanda : Kyu ? Kya Hua ?
Prem : Tere Stepson Ne Mere Saare Friends Ko Kidnap Kar liya Hai !
Amanda : Par Wo To Mar Chuka Hai Na ???
Prem : Zinda Hai Saala ! Jaldi se India Aao ! Mujhe Kal Dopahar Me Hyderbad Ke ××× Hotel Me Milo ! Abhi Nikogi To 15 Ghante Me Pahuch Jaogi India ! Aur Haan Backup Ke Saath Aana ! Wo Akela Nahi Hoga !
Amanda : OK ! Ye Bhi Koyi Kehne Ki Baat Hai !
*Chat Ends*
*Session Ends*
Amanda Waapas Dusre Room Me Jaati Hai Jaha Nat Thi .
Amanda : Mujhe Nikalna Hoga !
Nat : Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Amanda : India ! Aur Haan Your Brother Pablo is Alive !
Nat : ( Gusse Me ) THAT FUCKER !!!! WO ZINDA KESE HAI ???
{ Character Introduction
Vetrimaan : ( Dead ) Duniya Waalo Ke Saamne Ye Ek Liquor Brand Ka Co-Owner Tha Par Apni Dusri Wife Ke Saath Par Saath Hi Mai Ye Bahut Bada International Illegal Weapon Dealer Tha . Isne Apne Haatho se Hi Apni Pehli Wife Ko Maara Tha .
Pablo : Vetrimaan Ka Beta Jo Usko Pehli Patni se Hua Tha . Ye Kam Umra Me Hi Vetrimaan Ke Illegal Business Me Jud Gaya Tha . Bahut Saari Languages Par Iski Pakad Hai . Ye Misogynist Hai .
Amanda : Age 29 . Vetrimaan Ki Dusri Patni . Liquor Brand Ke Sare Shares Ab Iske Pass Hi Hai Aur Saath Me Hi Illegal Weapon Deals Bhi Ye Sambhalti Hai . Par Abhi Ye Bhi Prem Ke Ulder Hi Kaam Karti Hai .
Natalia ( Nat ) : Age 19 . Vetrimaan Ki Pehli Patni se Huyi Beti. Abhi Apni Graduation Kar Rahi Hai .
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Prem Amanda se Baat Karne Ke Baad Macbook Ko Waapas Apne Bag Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Bag Ke Saath Waha se Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Baahar Hi Uski Bhidant Shubham aur Neelam se Ho Jaati Hai.
Prem : Sorry Guys ! Par Mujhe Abhi Nikalna Hoga !
Shubham : Waapas Kab Aayega ?
Prem : Me Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Ek Bahut Hi Jyada Jaruri Kaam aa Gaya Hai !
Neelam : Thik Hai ! Wese Bhi Zyadatar Kaam Ho Hi Gaya Hai !
Shubham : Par Meri Doctor se Baat Huyi Hai ! Wo Bol Rahe Hai Ki Garima Ko Discharge Karwa Kar Ghar Par Rakhna Chahiye ! Usse Shayad Wo Jaldi Coma Se Baahar aa Jaye !
Prem : Bas Kuch Din Aur Garima Ko Hospital Me Rakh Lena ! Me Kuch Din Baad Aakar Usko Apne Saath Apne Ghar Me Lekar Jauga !
Shubham : Thik Hai ! Tu Jaa !
Sid : Kya Hua ?
Prem : Sid Me Abhi Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Isliye Me Baad Me Aakar Milta Hu Tumse !
Sid : Kuch Emergency Hai Kya ?
Prem : Emergency Hi Hai But Koyi Medical Emergency Nahi Hai !
Sid : Theek Hai ! Me Yaha Sab Sambhal Luga !
Prem : Thanks ! Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Prem Waha se Aage Badh Jaata Hai Aur Ghar Ke Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Ghar Ke Baahar Prem Ko Dekhte Hi Pari Bhaagti Huyi Prem Ke Pass Pahuchti Hai .
Pari : Hi Prem !
Prem : Hi Pari ! Mujhe Abhi Bahut Jaruri Kaam Hai ! Baad Me Baat Karte Hai !
Pari : Me Shaam Ko Bengaluru Jaa Rahi Hu Prem ! Mujhe Abhi Tumse Baat Karni Hai !
Prem : Sorry Cutie But Abhi Mere Pass Sach Me Time Nahi Hai !
Pari : Par Ek Baar Meri Baat To Suno !
Prem : Baad Me !
Prem Aman Ke Scooter Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uspar Bethkar Mehra Mension Ke Liye Nikal Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaldi se Ghar Jaakar Passport Le Leta Hu Aur Tickets Book Kara Leta Hu !
Karib 15 Minute Me Hi Prem Mehra Mension Pahuch Jaate Hai . Scooter Ko Andar Park Karne Ke Baad Prem Mension Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai.
Mension Ke Andar Jaate Hi Prem Sabse Pehle Apne Room Me Jaata Hai Aur Apna Passport Apni Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Prem Apna Bag Apne Room Ke Cupboard Me Rakh Deta Hai Par Saath Hi Mai Kuch Jaruri Saaman Apne Saath Rakh Leta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Baar Shruti Se Bhi Mil Leta Hu !
Prem Waha se Guest Room Ki Taraf Jaata Hai . Guest Room Ke Baahar Prem Aata Hai Aur Knock Karta Hai . Par Andar se Koyi Jawaab Nahi Aata .
Prem Gate Ko Kholta Hai Aur Andar Jaata Hai Par Andar Koyi Bhi Nahi Tha .
Prem : Ye Kaha Gayi ???
Prem Waha se Niche Hall Me Chala Jaata Hai . Wahi Prem Ki Nazar Kitchen Me Khadi Shruti Par Padti Hai .
Prem Shruti Ke Pass Jaata Hai .
Prem : Tum Yaha Kya Kar Rahi Ho ??
Shruti : A..Aa..Aap Aa Gaye ! Wo…M..Mai..
Prem : Tumhe Bas Rest Karne Ke Liye Kaha Hai na ! Bas Rest Karo ! Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Mension Mai Servants Ki Kami Nahi Hai !
Shruti : M..Mai Theek Hu Ab ! Ab Acha Lag Raha Hai Mujhe !
Prem : Good Recovery i Guess ! Nice !
Shruti : M..Mai Khaana Laga Leti Hu Aapke Liye !
Prem : Nahi Koyi Jarurat Nahi ! Tum Apna Khayaal Rakho ! Me Jaa Raha Hu Abhi !
Prem Waha se Baahar Hall Me aa Jata Hai Aur Couch Par Baith Kar Mobile Par Hyderbad Ke Liye Tickets Book Karane Lagta Hai .
Tickets Book Karane Ke Baad Prem Sandhya Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hello Mom !
Sandhya : Prem ! Kaha Ho Tum ? Aur Call Kyu Nahi Uthate ? Vrinda Ka Call Aaya Tha Mujhe Subah Ki Tum Dono Saath Me Mumbai Ke Liye Nikal Gaye ! Aesi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Subah-Subah Hi Bina Bataye Chale Gaye ?
Sandhya Ek Hi Saans Me Sab Kuch Bol Deti Hai .
Prem : Relax Mom ! Actually Mom Shaadi To Ho Gayi ! Ab Kya Kaam ? Aur Me Aur Vrinda Dii Bangaluru Jaa Rahe Hai !
Sandhya : Kyu ? Ab Bengalore Kyu Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Prem : Bengaluru Hai Wo ! Aur Bas Mom Kuch Jaruri Kaam se Jaa Rahe Hai ! Aane Me Lagbhag Ek Week Bhi Lag Sakta Hai !
Sandhya : Par Kis Liye Jaa Rahe Ho Pehle Ye Batao !
Prem : Mom Wo Actually Me Aur Dii Ek Startup Me Invest Karne Ka Soch Rahe Hai ! To Bas Usi Ke Related Meeting Hai
Sandhya : Kya Startup ????
Prem : Aap Ye Samajh Lijiye Ki Kaam Ke Sambhandhit Hi Kuch Hai ! Aur Me Call Nahi Uthao To Aap Tension Mat Lijya Kijiye ! Mujhe To Aadat Hai Call Na Uthane Ki !
Sandhya : Tension To Hoti Hi Hai ! Tu….
Prem : Chalo Mom Baad Me Baat Karte Hai ! Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : ( Mann me ) Ye Khel Start Bhi Mene Kiya Tha , Khatam Bhi Mai Hi Karuga !
[ *Flashback*
*Few Hours Ago*
Vrinda : To Fir Tum Log is Ghar Ke Baahar Bhi Nahi Nikalte Ho Kya ??
Palak : Nahi !
Vrinda : To Fir Grocery Kese aati Hai ??
Paridhi : Online !
Vrinda : Me Kese Bhul Gayi Ye ! I Just Hope Ye Sab Jaldi Se Khatam Ho Jaaye!
Palak : Mai Bhi ! Mai To Chahti Thi Ki Hum To Seedha Hi Trivikram Ke Base Ka Pata Lagakar Us Par Attack Karde ! Humne Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai ! Trivikram To Uske Saamne Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai !
Vrinda : Mai Nahi Chahti Ki Jo Pichli Baar Hua Wo Waapas Ho !
Palak : Vetrimaan Ki Maut ???
Vrinda : Nahi ! Pichli Baar Prem Ko 6 Bullets Lagi Thi ! Aur 2 Months Tak Wo Hospitalized Tha ! I Almost Lost Him ! Mujhe Lagta Hai Isko Avoid Karne Ke Liye Hi Prem Ne Trivikram Ko Maarne Ke Liye Kuch Alag Sa Plan Banaya Hoga !
Paridhi : Mujhe Bhi Yahi Lagta Hai ! Prem is an Intelligent Person !
Palak : Wese Hai Kaha Woh Abhi ??
Vrinda : Yahi Mumbai Me Hi Hai ! Par Wo Abhi Ek Tough Time Face Kar Raha Hai !
Palak : Kyu ? Kya Hua ??
Prem : Uske Bestfriend Ki Death Ho Gayi !
Paridhi : ( Shocks ) Bestfriend ? Kon Aman ?
Vrinda : Haan !
Palak : Kya ? Uski Death Ho Gayi ???
Vrinda : Haan ! Wese Mamta Kaha Hai ??
Paridhi : Wo To Pure Din Apne Room Me Hi Rehti Hai ! Chupchaap Bas Baithi Rehti Hai !
Palak : Attitude !
Paridhi : Koyi Attitude Nahi Hai ! Bas Us Bechari Ko Pata Hi Nahi Kya Karna Hai ! Uske Muh se Shabd To Nikalte Hi Nahi ! Bahut Mushqil se Mene Usko Chinese Khaana Sikhaya !
Vrinda : Yeah ! Ab Socho Tunhara Husband Shaadi Ke Agle Hi Din Tumko Chodkar Chala Jaaye Wo Bhi Ek Anjaan Jagah Me Anjaan Logo Ke Bich ! To Fir Tumhe Kesa Lagega ?
Palak : Husband Nahi Hai Woh ! Prem Jaldi Hi Usko Divorce De Raha Hai aur Bhaga Raha Hai Yaha Se !
Paridhi : Par Abhi Bhi Husband To Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Selva Kaha Hai ??
Selva : Mujhe Kisine Yaad Kiya ??
Vrinda : Kaha The ?
Selva : Bas Yahi Sandwich Bana Raha Tha !
Selva Couch Par Baith Kar Sandwich Khaane Lagta Hai.
*Door Bell Rings*
Vrinda : Lo ! Prem Bhi aa Gaya !
Palak : Me Kholti Hu !
Palak Khadi Hokar Gate Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Usko Kholti Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Surprise !
Pablo Ke Haatho Me Gun Thi Jo Sidha Palak Par Aim Thi .
Pablo : Hilne Ki Koshish Ki To Fir Kabhi Hil Nahi Paugi Darling !
Pablo Ke Piche Se Karib 20 Log Aur Enter Karte Hai Jinke Hath Me AK47 Thi Aur Wo Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Ko Gher Lete Hai .
Vrinda : ( Panic ) FUCKKKK !!!!
Pablo Gun Ko Palak Ke Sar Par Lagakar Usko Aage Lekar Jaata Hai .
Pablo : Jara Prem Ko To Bulao ! Wo Kaha Chup Kar Baitha Hai ???
Paridhi : Agar Tum Prem Ke Liye Aaye Ho To Wo Yaha Nahi Hai !
Pablo 2 Aadmiyo Ko Ishara Karta Hai . Woh Dono Pure Ghar Me Prem Ko Dhundhne Ke Liye Chala Jata Hai .
Jaha 18 Gun Pakde Hue Logo Ke Bich Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Khade The To Wahi Unse Kuch Kadmo Ki Duri Par Pablo Palak Par Gun Aim Kar Khada Hua Tha.
Pablo : Ye To Kitna Aasaan Tha ! Mujhe Laga Ye Bahut Mushqil Hoga ! Phew !
Paridhi : Tum Aakhir Ho Kaun ??
Pablo : Mujhe Nahi Pehchana ? Waah ! Mai Vetrimaan Ka Beta Pablo !
Selva : ( Mann me ) Me Itni Badi Galti Kese Kar Sakta Hu ? Mujhe Alert Rehna Chahiye Tha !
Wahi Palak Ki Nazar Pablo Ke Haath Par Hi Thi . Jese Hi Pablo Ki Nazar Dusri Taraf Jaati Hai , Woh Pablo Ke Haath Par Kick Maarti Hai Jisse Gun Dusri Taraf Gir Jaati Hai .
Palak Agle Hi Pal Dusri Kick Pablo Ke Chest Par Maarti Hai Par Pablo Ko Usse Bilkul Bhi Farq Nahi Padta .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) You are So Dumb ! Tum Karna Kya Chahti Thi ?? You Wanna Fight ??
Palak Apne Stance Sahi Kar Pablo Ko Punch Maarne Jaati Hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Uska Haath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Usko Jor Se Marod Deta Hai .
Palak : AAHHHHH !!!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) I Love To Beat Women
Palak Pablo Ko Kick Maarne Ki Koshish Karti hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Usse Bach Jata Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Pretty Face !!
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Pablo Lagataar Palak Ke Muh Par Punch Maarne Lagta Hai . Palak Ke Liye Wo Waar Jhelna Bahut Mushqil Ho Raha Tha . Palak Ke Nose aur Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Paridhi : PALAK !!!!
Pablo Ek Jordaar Kick Palak Ke Chest Par Maarta Hai Jis Se Palak Dur Jaakar Girti Hai Aur Wahi Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Palak Sniper Me Bahut Achi Thi But Close Combat Me Wo Utni Achi Nahi Thi .
Paridhi : ( Rote Hue ) PALAK !!! PALAK UTH !!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Don't Worry Dear ! Zinda Hai Woh !
Jo Upar Do Log Gaye The Wo Mamta Ko Pakad Kar Niche Lekar Aate Hai .
[ Telugu Conversation Translated into Hinglish ]
Person 1 : Pura Ghar Chaan Maara Sirf Yahi Ladki Hai Waha !
[ Back To The Normal Language ]
Pablo : Hmm ! Lagta Hai Prem Aaj Bach Gaya ! Par Koyi na ! Usko To Mai Khud Apne Haatho se Maaruga ! Tab Tak In Sab Ke Haath-Per Aur Muh Baandho Tum Log !
Selva : Mene Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai Apne Haatho Se ! Tujhe Maarna Hai To Mujhe Maar Le ! In Sab Ko Chod De !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Tu Madrasi Hai Na ??
Selva : ( Nods in Agreement )
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Tamil Nadu Pasand Hai ! Chennai Super Kings To Favourite Hai Meri ! Isliye Teri Ye Wish To Mai Grant Karta Hu ! Tu Marega To Sahi Par Abhi Nahi ! Aur Tere Saath Ye Sab Log Bhi Marege
Vrinda : Tum Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Galat Karne Me Hi Maza Aata Hai , Sahi Kaam To Ghar Ka Naukar Bhi Karta Hai !
Vrinda Ki Nazar Mamta Par Padti Hai Jo Behosh Thi . Uske Sar Par Chot Lagi Hui Thi . Achanak Apne Saamne Do Bandooko Ke Saath Khade Hue Logo Ko Dekha To Wo Sehem Gayi . Jab Unhone Usko Pakda To Usne Bachne Ka Prayas Kiya Jiski se El Aadmi Ne Gun se Uske Sar Par Jor se Maara Jiski Wajah se Woh Behosh Ho Gayi .
Wahi Pablo Palak Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uske Chehre Par Lage Khoon Ko Apne Haath Ne Lekar Taste Karta Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Hmm ! Kaafi Acha Taste Hai ! Isse Hi Prem Ke Liye Message Likha Jaayega ! Ab Shuru Hoga Maut Ka Khel !!!!
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