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[ Tabhi Prem Ki Nazar Diwaar Par Padti Hai Jispar Khoon se Bade Aksharo Me Likha Hua Tha .
XXXXXXX , HYDERBAD @6 PM ON TOMORROW COME ALONE WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION ~ PABLO
Saamne Diwaar Par Ek Address Likha Hua Tha .
Prem : FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : FUCKKK !!!! Vrinda aur Mamta Bhi In Sab Mai Fas Gaye !
Prem Selva Ke Room Me Jaata Hai . Prem Uske Room Me Ek Bada sa Briefcase Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Briefcase Milte Hi Prem Usko Khol Usme se Ek Desert Eagle Nikalta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Par Isko To Mai Lekar Jaa Hi Nahi Sakta ! Jet se Me Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Chopper se Bhi Jaa Nahi Sakta ! Road Ya Train se Jauga To Bahut Zyada Time Lag Jayega ! Mujhe Jana To Domestic Airlines Se Hi Padega !
Prem Un Guns Ko Waapas Us Briefcase Me Rakh Deta Hai Aur Usko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem Key Holder se Main Gate Ki Keys Lekar Mension Ke Baahar Aakar Usko Lock kar Scooty Lekar Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Fuckk Mai Apne Hi Plan Me Nahi Ulajh Sakta ! Fuckk !!!! Mujhe In Sab Ko Bachana Hoga Kese Bhi Kar Ke !
Prem Tez Speed Me Scooty se Waapas Aman Ke Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Scooty Ko Baahar Park Kar Ghar Ke Andar Pahuch Prem Apne Bag Ko Dhundhne Lagta Hai
Prem Apne Bag Ko Lekar Ek Room Me Chala Jaata Hai . Prem Apne Bag se Apna Macbook Nikalta Hai aur Browser Open Karta Hai .
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Location : New York , USA
[ English Conversation Translated in Hinglish ]
Nat : So Kesi Rahi Mexico Ki Trip ?
Amanda : Kya Trip ?? Tumhe Pata Hai Kitna Hectic Hai Yeh ! But The Good Thing is That We Made a Profit of Around 600 Million $ in Just 1 Month ! All Thanks To The Gang Wars in Mexico !
Nat : Good ! Wese Mai India Jaane Ki Soch Rahi Hu !
Amanda : Mai Jaa Hi Rahi Hu Next Week !
Nat : Oh To Mai Bhi Aaugi !
Amanda : Tunhari University ?
Nat : Who Cares My Hot Stepmom ?
Amanda : Umm..OK !
*Vibrates*
Amanda Apni Watch Ki Taraf Dekhti Hai.
Amanda : Lo ! Prem Ka Notification Bhi aa Gaya !
Amanda Fatafat Apne Room Me Jaakar Apna IPad Open Karti Hai .
*Session Starts*
*Chat Starts*
[ English Chat Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Kaha Ho Abhi ??
Amanda : Abhi-Abhi New York Aayi Hu ! Just Chilling With Beer in Pool !
Prem : Nice ! Abhi Jaldi se India Aajao ! Right Now !
Amanda : Kyu ? Kya Hua ?
Prem : Tere Stepson Ne Mere Saare Friends Ko Kidnap Kar liya Hai !
Amanda : Par Wo To Mar Chuka Hai Na ???
Prem : Zinda Hai Saala ! Jaldi se India Aao ! Mujhe Kal Dopahar Me Hyderbad Ke ××× Hotel Me Milo ! Abhi Nikogi To 15 Ghante Me Pahuch Jaogi India ! Aur Haan Backup Ke Saath Aana ! Wo Akela Nahi Hoga !
Amanda : OK ! Ye Bhi Koyi Kehne Ki Baat Hai !
*Chat Ends*
*Session Ends*
Amanda Waapas Dusre Room Me Jaati Hai Jaha Nat Thi .
Amanda : Mujhe Nikalna Hoga !
Nat : Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Amanda : India ! Aur Haan Your Brother Pablo is Alive !
Nat : ( Gusse Me ) THAT FUCKER !!!! WO ZINDA KESE HAI ???
{ Character Introduction
Vetrimaan : ( Dead ) Duniya Waalo Ke Saamne Ye Ek Liquor Brand Ka Co-Owner Tha Par Apni Dusri Wife Ke Saath Par Saath Hi Mai Ye Bahut Bada International Illegal Weapon Dealer Tha . Isne Apne Haatho se Hi Apni Pehli Wife Ko Maara Tha .
Pablo : Vetrimaan Ka Beta Jo Usko Pehli Patni se Hua Tha . Ye Kam Umra Me Hi Vetrimaan Ke Illegal Business Me Jud Gaya Tha . Bahut Saari Languages Par Iski Pakad Hai . Ye Misogynist Hai .
Amanda : Age 29 . Vetrimaan Ki Dusri Patni . Liquor Brand Ke Sare Shares Ab Iske Pass Hi Hai Aur Saath Me Hi Illegal Weapon Deals Bhi Ye Sambhalti Hai . Par Abhi Ye Bhi Prem Ke Ulder Hi Kaam Karti Hai .
Natalia ( Nat ) : Age 19 . Vetrimaan Ki Pehli Patni se Huyi Beti. Abhi Apni Graduation Kar Rahi Hai .
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Prem Amanda se Baat Karne Ke Baad Macbook Ko Waapas Apne Bag Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Bag Ke Saath Waha se Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Baahar Hi Uski Bhidant Shubham aur Neelam se Ho Jaati Hai.
Prem : Sorry Guys ! Par Mujhe Abhi Nikalna Hoga !
Shubham : Waapas Kab Aayega ?
Prem : Me Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Ek Bahut Hi Jyada Jaruri Kaam aa Gaya Hai !
Neelam : Thik Hai ! Wese Bhi Zyadatar Kaam Ho Hi Gaya Hai !
Shubham : Par Meri Doctor se Baat Huyi Hai ! Wo Bol Rahe Hai Ki Garima Ko Discharge Karwa Kar Ghar Par Rakhna Chahiye ! Usse Shayad Wo Jaldi Coma Se Baahar aa Jaye !
Prem : Bas Kuch Din Aur Garima Ko Hospital Me Rakh Lena ! Me Kuch Din Baad Aakar Usko Apne Saath Apne Ghar Me Lekar Jauga !
Shubham : Thik Hai ! Tu Jaa !
Sid : Kya Hua ?
Prem : Sid Me Abhi Mumbai se Baahar Jaa Raha Hu Kuch Dino Ke Liye ! Isliye Me Baad Me Aakar Milta Hu Tumse !
Sid : Kuch Emergency Hai Kya ?
Prem : Emergency Hi Hai But Koyi Medical Emergency Nahi Hai !
Sid : Theek Hai ! Me Yaha Sab Sambhal Luga !
Prem : Thanks ! Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Prem Waha se Aage Badh Jaata Hai Aur Ghar Ke Baahar Nikal Jaata Hai . Ghar Ke Baahar Prem Ko Dekhte Hi Pari Bhaagti Huyi Prem Ke Pass Pahuchti Hai .
Pari : Hi Prem !
Prem : Hi Pari ! Mujhe Abhi Bahut Jaruri Kaam Hai ! Baad Me Baat Karte Hai !
Pari : Me Shaam Ko Bengaluru Jaa Rahi Hu Prem ! Mujhe Abhi Tumse Baat Karni Hai !
Prem : Sorry Cutie But Abhi Mere Pass Sach Me Time Nahi Hai !
Pari : Par Ek Baar Meri Baat To Suno !
Prem : Baad Me !
Prem Aman Ke Scooter Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uspar Bethkar Mehra Mension Ke Liye Nikal Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaldi se Ghar Jaakar Passport Le Leta Hu Aur Tickets Book Kara Leta Hu !
Karib 15 Minute Me Hi Prem Mehra Mension Pahuch Jaate Hai . Scooter Ko Andar Park Karne Ke Baad Prem Mension Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai.
Mension Ke Andar Jaate Hi Prem Sabse Pehle Apne Room Me Jaata Hai Aur Apna Passport Apni Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Prem Apna Bag Apne Room Ke Cupboard Me Rakh Deta Hai Par Saath Hi Mai Kuch Jaruri Saaman Apne Saath Rakh Leta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Baar Shruti Se Bhi Mil Leta Hu !
Prem Waha se Guest Room Ki Taraf Jaata Hai . Guest Room Ke Baahar Prem Aata Hai Aur Knock Karta Hai . Par Andar se Koyi Jawaab Nahi Aata .
Prem Gate Ko Kholta Hai Aur Andar Jaata Hai Par Andar Koyi Bhi Nahi Tha .
Prem : Ye Kaha Gayi ???
Prem Waha se Niche Hall Me Chala Jaata Hai . Wahi Prem Ki Nazar Kitchen Me Khadi Shruti Par Padti Hai .
Prem Shruti Ke Pass Jaata Hai .
Prem : Tum Yaha Kya Kar Rahi Ho ??
Shruti : A..Aa..Aap Aa Gaye ! Wo…M..Mai..
Prem : Tumhe Bas Rest Karne Ke Liye Kaha Hai na ! Bas Rest Karo ! Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Mension Mai Servants Ki Kami Nahi Hai !
Shruti : M..Mai Theek Hu Ab ! Ab Acha Lag Raha Hai Mujhe !
Prem : Good Recovery i Guess ! Nice !
Shruti : M..Mai Khaana Laga Leti Hu Aapke Liye !
Prem : Nahi Koyi Jarurat Nahi ! Tum Apna Khayaal Rakho ! Me Jaa Raha Hu Abhi !
Prem Waha se Baahar Hall Me aa Jata Hai Aur Couch Par Baith Kar Mobile Par Hyderbad Ke Liye Tickets Book Karane Lagta Hai .
Tickets Book Karane Ke Baad Prem Sandhya Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hello Mom !
Sandhya : Prem ! Kaha Ho Tum ? Aur Call Kyu Nahi Uthate ? Vrinda Ka Call Aaya Tha Mujhe Subah Ki Tum Dono Saath Me Mumbai Ke Liye Nikal Gaye ! Aesi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Subah-Subah Hi Bina Bataye Chale Gaye ?
Sandhya Ek Hi Saans Me Sab Kuch Bol Deti Hai .
Prem : Relax Mom ! Actually Mom Shaadi To Ho Gayi ! Ab Kya Kaam ? Aur Me Aur Vrinda Dii Bangaluru Jaa Rahe Hai !
Sandhya : Kyu ? Ab Bengalore Kyu Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Prem : Bengaluru Hai Wo ! Aur Bas Mom Kuch Jaruri Kaam se Jaa Rahe Hai ! Aane Me Lagbhag Ek Week Bhi Lag Sakta Hai !
Sandhya : Par Kis Liye Jaa Rahe Ho Pehle Ye Batao !
Prem : Mom Wo Actually Me Aur Dii Ek Startup Me Invest Karne Ka Soch Rahe Hai ! To Bas Usi Ke Related Meeting Hai
Sandhya : Kya Startup ????
Prem : Aap Ye Samajh Lijiye Ki Kaam Ke Sambhandhit Hi Kuch Hai ! Aur Me Call Nahi Uthao To Aap Tension Mat Lijya Kijiye ! Mujhe To Aadat Hai Call Na Uthane Ki !
Sandhya : Tension To Hoti Hi Hai ! Tu….
Prem : Chalo Mom Baad Me Baat Karte Hai ! Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : ( Mann me ) Ye Khel Start Bhi Mene Kiya Tha , Khatam Bhi Mai Hi Karuga !
[ *Flashback*
*Few Hours Ago*
Vrinda : To Fir Tum Log is Ghar Ke Baahar Bhi Nahi Nikalte Ho Kya ??
Palak : Nahi !
Vrinda : To Fir Grocery Kese aati Hai ??
Paridhi : Online !
Vrinda : Me Kese Bhul Gayi Ye ! I Just Hope Ye Sab Jaldi Se Khatam Ho Jaaye!
Palak : Mai Bhi ! Mai To Chahti Thi Ki Hum To Seedha Hi Trivikram Ke Base Ka Pata Lagakar Us Par Attack Karde ! Humne Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai ! Trivikram To Uske Saamne Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai !
Vrinda : Mai Nahi Chahti Ki Jo Pichli Baar Hua Wo Waapas Ho !
Palak : Vetrimaan Ki Maut ???
Vrinda : Nahi ! Pichli Baar Prem Ko 6 Bullets Lagi Thi ! Aur 2 Months Tak Wo Hospitalized Tha ! I Almost Lost Him ! Mujhe Lagta Hai Isko Avoid Karne Ke Liye Hi Prem Ne Trivikram Ko Maarne Ke Liye Kuch Alag Sa Plan Banaya Hoga !
Paridhi : Mujhe Bhi Yahi Lagta Hai ! Prem is an Intelligent Person !
Palak : Wese Hai Kaha Woh Abhi ??
Vrinda : Yahi Mumbai Me Hi Hai ! Par Wo Abhi Ek Tough Time Face Kar Raha Hai !
Palak : Kyu ? Kya Hua ??
Prem : Uske Bestfriend Ki Death Ho Gayi !
Paridhi : ( Shocks ) Bestfriend ? Kon Aman ?
Vrinda : Haan !
Palak : Kya ? Uski Death Ho Gayi ???
Vrinda : Haan ! Wese Mamta Kaha Hai ??
Paridhi : Wo To Pure Din Apne Room Me Hi Rehti Hai ! Chupchaap Bas Baithi Rehti Hai !
Palak : Attitude !
Paridhi : Koyi Attitude Nahi Hai ! Bas Us Bechari Ko Pata Hi Nahi Kya Karna Hai ! Uske Muh se Shabd To Nikalte Hi Nahi ! Bahut Mushqil se Mene Usko Chinese Khaana Sikhaya !
Vrinda : Yeah ! Ab Socho Tunhara Husband Shaadi Ke Agle Hi Din Tumko Chodkar Chala Jaaye Wo Bhi Ek Anjaan Jagah Me Anjaan Logo Ke Bich ! To Fir Tumhe Kesa Lagega ?
Palak : Husband Nahi Hai Woh ! Prem Jaldi Hi Usko Divorce De Raha Hai aur Bhaga Raha Hai Yaha Se !
Paridhi : Par Abhi Bhi Husband To Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Selva Kaha Hai ??
Selva : Mujhe Kisine Yaad Kiya ??
Vrinda : Kaha The ?
Selva : Bas Yahi Sandwich Bana Raha Tha !
Selva Couch Par Baith Kar Sandwich Khaane Lagta Hai.
*Door Bell Rings*
Vrinda : Lo ! Prem Bhi aa Gaya !
Palak : Me Kholti Hu !
Palak Khadi Hokar Gate Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Usko Kholti Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Surprise !
Pablo Ke Haatho Me Gun Thi Jo Sidha Palak Par Aim Thi .
Pablo : Hilne Ki Koshish Ki To Fir Kabhi Hil Nahi Paugi Darling !
Pablo Ke Piche Se Karib 20 Log Aur Enter Karte Hai Jinke Hath Me AK47 Thi Aur Wo Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Ko Gher Lete Hai .
Vrinda : ( Panic ) FUCKKKK !!!!
Pablo Gun Ko Palak Ke Sar Par Lagakar Usko Aage Lekar Jaata Hai .
Pablo : Jara Prem Ko To Bulao ! Wo Kaha Chup Kar Baitha Hai ???
Paridhi : Agar Tum Prem Ke Liye Aaye Ho To Wo Yaha Nahi Hai !
Pablo 2 Aadmiyo Ko Ishara Karta Hai . Woh Dono Pure Ghar Me Prem Ko Dhundhne Ke Liye Chala Jata Hai .
Jaha 18 Gun Pakde Hue Logo Ke Bich Paridhi , Vrinda Aur Selva Khade The To Wahi Unse Kuch Kadmo Ki Duri Par Pablo Palak Par Gun Aim Kar Khada Hua Tha.
Pablo : Ye To Kitna Aasaan Tha ! Mujhe Laga Ye Bahut Mushqil Hoga ! Phew !
Paridhi : Tum Aakhir Ho Kaun ??
Pablo : Mujhe Nahi Pehchana ? Waah ! Mai Vetrimaan Ka Beta Pablo !
Selva : ( Mann me ) Me Itni Badi Galti Kese Kar Sakta Hu ? Mujhe Alert Rehna Chahiye Tha !
Wahi Palak Ki Nazar Pablo Ke Haath Par Hi Thi . Jese Hi Pablo Ki Nazar Dusri Taraf Jaati Hai , Woh Pablo Ke Haath Par Kick Maarti Hai Jisse Gun Dusri Taraf Gir Jaati Hai .
Palak Agle Hi Pal Dusri Kick Pablo Ke Chest Par Maarti Hai Par Pablo Ko Usse Bilkul Bhi Farq Nahi Padta .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) You are So Dumb ! Tum Karna Kya Chahti Thi ?? You Wanna Fight ??
Palak Apne Stance Sahi Kar Pablo Ko Punch Maarne Jaati Hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Uska Haath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Usko Jor Se Marod Deta Hai .
Palak : AAHHHHH !!!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) I Love To Beat Women
Palak Pablo Ko Kick Maarne Ki Koshish Karti hai Par Pablo Badi Hi Aasani se Usse Bach Jata Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Pretty Face !!
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Pablo Lagataar Palak Ke Muh Par Punch Maarne Lagta Hai . Palak Ke Liye Wo Waar Jhelna Bahut Mushqil Ho Raha Tha . Palak Ke Nose aur Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Paridhi : PALAK !!!!
Pablo Ek Jordaar Kick Palak Ke Chest Par Maarta Hai Jis Se Palak Dur Jaakar Girti Hai Aur Wahi Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Palak Sniper Me Bahut Achi Thi But Close Combat Me Wo Utni Achi Nahi Thi .
Paridhi : ( Rote Hue ) PALAK !!! PALAK UTH !!!
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Don't Worry Dear ! Zinda Hai Woh !
Jo Upar Do Log Gaye The Wo Mamta Ko Pakad Kar Niche Lekar Aate Hai .
[ Telugu Conversation Translated into Hinglish ]
Person 1 : Pura Ghar Chaan Maara Sirf Yahi Ladki Hai Waha !
[ Back To The Normal Language ]
Pablo : Hmm ! Lagta Hai Prem Aaj Bach Gaya ! Par Koyi na ! Usko To Mai Khud Apne Haatho se Maaruga ! Tab Tak In Sab Ke Haath-Per Aur Muh Baandho Tum Log !
Selva : Mene Vetrimaan Ko Maara Hai Apne Haatho Se ! Tujhe Maarna Hai To Mujhe Maar Le ! In Sab Ko Chod De !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Tu Madrasi Hai Na ??
Selva : ( Nods in Agreement )
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Tamil Nadu Pasand Hai ! Chennai Super Kings To Favourite Hai Meri ! Isliye Teri Ye Wish To Mai Grant Karta Hu ! Tu Marega To Sahi Par Abhi Nahi ! Aur Tere Saath Ye Sab Log Bhi Marege
Vrinda : Tum Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho !
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Mujhe Galat Karne Me Hi Maza Aata Hai , Sahi Kaam To Ghar Ka Naukar Bhi Karta Hai !
Vrinda Ki Nazar Mamta Par Padti Hai Jo Behosh Thi . Uske Sar Par Chot Lagi Hui Thi . Achanak Apne Saamne Do Bandooko Ke Saath Khade Hue Logo Ko Dekha To Wo Sehem Gayi . Jab Unhone Usko Pakda To Usne Bachne Ka Prayas Kiya Jiski se El Aadmi Ne Gun se Uske Sar Par Jor se Maara Jiski Wajah se Woh Behosh Ho Gayi .
Wahi Pablo Palak Ke Pass Jaata Hai Aur Uske Chehre Par Lage Khoon Ko Apne Haath Ne Lekar Taste Karta Hai .
Pablo : ( Smiles ) Hmm ! Kaafi Acha Taste Hai ! Isse Hi Prem Ke Liye Message Likha Jaayega ! Ab Shuru Hoga Maut Ka Khel !!!!
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