Aaj di raat akhri raat si harry di apni masi de pind ch....
Apni maa naal hun oh pura khull gya c es gal da cha vi bhut si ohnu....apni masi kolo pata lag hi gya c k j kade jeete nu adhi k raat nu todd lagdi ta Odi masi khud uth k apne putt kol chali jandi hundi c....
Kher dhar kad k jad oh wapis aye ta odi maa de ahhhhaaayeee holi aeeeiii thap thap sataak diaa awajaan aundia payia si.
Eh sun odi masi boli"tere masad ne lagda fer nangi kar lai teri maa.
Harry: koi na...ena ta hak banda jije da apni sali te.... duji gal hun ta sada dona da mel ho gya hun ta ghanta fark nahi penda.
Surinder kaur eh hasdi hoyi" harami pura tu vi apne peo warga..chal aja rasoi ch hi andar na jayi eve tere masad ne bhadak jana....jad kise naal milda hove odo ehnu tang karna changi gal nahi.
Harry rasoi ch aa gya te Surinder kaur ne dekhea daal sabji bana diti si Balwinder kaur ne te atta vi gunn dita si.
Surinder kaur dudh nu garam Karn lag payi....te Harry ohnu kol kam kardi dekh laga...te jad ohde kolo kam kardi langdi ta oh ode chitad masal dinda te kade mumma putt dinda....
Ene nu ohna nu kise de pera da khadaak sunea ta Harry piche ho gya....ene nu oda masad aya te pani de jag cho pani penda bolea" main oh Jagtaar Singh wal chala sawere aa jao.
Surinder: par jada na pi leo....
Eh sun oda masad thoda gusse naal" bakwas na kar sali....tenu jada pata...jado kite jana hove kutte wang bhonkan lag jandi.
Te fer apni jeb cho 10 rupe kad Harry nu dinde bolea"eh le....maa apni nu na deyi cheez kha lai edi....
Harry: hanji masad ji....
Ena keh oda masad bhar chala gya....ta Harry bolea" masi tu jan buzz k ku tokdi si tenu pata ta ha masad da....
Masi: koi na ena k ta chalda....
Ene nu andro odi maa vi aa gyi...waal ode bikhre hoye si te chal odi toh pata lagda si k fer dubara changi chodi aa ohnu...
Hun apne putt naal khull hi gyi si ta hasde boli" eh tere ghar aa k wadia kam aa. Kade peo kapde lawa lenda te kade putt.
Surinder kaur vi hasdi hoyi" tenu thandi Mera putt te gharwala hi karde aa....
Balwinder ena sun hass payi....te kol hi manji te beth gyi....
Te edar aaj vi Rajdeep urf Dimpy jad school toh wapis aundi payi si ta oda dhyaan fer shere wal gya....shera ne auna ta 2 din baad si par kam jaldi nibed k oh agle hi din wapis aa gya si...raat suta vi nahi si....din raat gaddi chala oh jaldi pind aa gya c..waise vi oda geda jada door da nahi si.
Dimpy ne vi thoda hass dita ta odi sheli Bholi boli" bhala dekhda oh tere wal...j dil aa gya ta kar le gal....piche hi aunda piya apne. Dekhn ch ha vi kinaa jawan bhala swad deo....
Bholi odi hi umar di si par ohne apna kam school de lage ik dukaan si kapdea di ode kolo kadwa liya si. Umar ch ode nalo oh kafi wadda si...par kudia nu es umar ch apne nalo wadee bande hi pasand aunde ne.
Hun ta Bholi oda lun hass k jhal jandi si par jad Hardev ne pheli vaar ohnu school toh chuti karwa apne kheta ch lejaa k odi fuddi mari si ta 3 vaar ta ro ro kamli ho gyi si....kise tarh oh cycle chala k ghar puchi si....shak ta odi maa nu ho gya si par os time oh kuch nahi boli si osnu te sham nu hi Bholi nu bhukhaar ho gya si. Odi maa nu pata si k 12vi class toh baad vaih kar dena kudi da es layi ohne kuch nahi keha osnu. Oh ta kush si k chalo wadia hoya kudi da sarir khull jao te ode aang nikhar jan ge te vaih layi munda sokha mil jao.
Kher Shere nu pata si kudi tyar aa....jawan kudi aa garmi ch ayi hoyi puri.....chogaa ta ohne odan hi pa dita si. Waise vi es umar ch ta kudi de hath rakhn di der hundi kudi ape man jandi hundi. Eve thoda maa peo kudia da vaih jaldi kar dinde si kise gal toh hi eh riwaj si jaldi vaih da.
Pind aaun wala si Shera awaj marda bolea" gal suni....
Dimpy ne ase pase dekhea raste ch koi nahi si ta ohne cycle rok layi... Bholi thoda aage ja k ruk gyi.
Shera: ruk ja kidar paji jandi aa...
Dimpy: hanji uncle ji ki hoya...
Dimpy de jawab ch masti si ik nakhra jiha si. Shera bhave umar ch 50 da si par dekhn ch pura fit si....
Shera: tenu nahi pata ki hoya....
Dimpy: daso nahi ta main java bapu ghar udeekda hona....
Shera: bapu tera ta sham nu 6-7 waje aunda kam toh..
Dimpy: thanu kive pata....
Shera: main kheda bhar da.....acha sawere school kine waje jandi aa..
Dimpy: 7 ya 7:30 ho jande.....
Shera: kal nu ithe hi intjaar karo tera......kal school na javi.
Dimpy vi mani payi si..oh boli" par meri sheli..
Shera: koi na naal le ayi....apa mil lava ge eh ruk jao......
Dimpy: thik aa main puch lava gi......
Shera: acha ja hun....time naal aa jayi...
Eh sun Dimpy aage nu chal payi ta Bholi boli" ki khenda si...
Dimpy: eh ta kal nu milan layi khenda piya....
Bholi" hayee sachi....koi na le maja...fer jad vaih ho gya ehi din yaad karea Karo gi tu... Koi gal nahi mil le....
Dimpy: par main ileli nahi jana mainu dar lagda....
Bholi: chup chap ikeli jayi... dekh j main gyi tu sharm karni ikeli jave gi ta sharm nahi aao te khull k swad aao tenu.
Dimpy: hayyyee mainu ta dar lagda piya. Dard jada ta nahi hona.
Bholi: mere sarir wal dekh tere nalo kina kamjor lagda.... tu ta mere nalo kini tagdi aa.
Dimpy nu odi gal sun k thoda honsla hoya bholi dia 3 behnaa hor si wadia ode nalo te 2 babhia vi oh Sara kam kardia si Bholi ta kam nu hath vi nahi laundi si es layi sarir walo eni tagdi nahi si oh. Jad k oh ta ghar de sare kam jhadu pocha rasoi da hor saaf safai dudh chona othe saaf safai vi sari kar lendi si....kher dono ghar aa gyia.
Roti oh sawere bana k gyi si apne layi...roti kha oh jhede kam reh gye si oh karn lag payi....
Kam karde karde oh thodi dari hoyi vi si par andar halchal vi machi si apna kam karwan di...ehi soch soch odi kachi gilli ho gyi si.akh odia lal te sarir cho garmi nikal rahi si ode.....
Kam karde karde hi oh eni garm ho gyi k oh apna towel le k nahan chali gyi.....bhar da darwaja band si andro es layi fikar nahi si ohnu. Apni hi masti ch si aaj oh...eni k jad nahan lagi ta othe paye saro de tel nu chak apne pattan di malish karn lag payi te aapne aap naal gallan kardi boli"kar le kar le malish dimpy diye bachia asli jor kal nu pata lagna.
Kher jaldi naal thande pani naal naha k nikali te apni raat di roti da jugaad karn lag payi.
Te edar Raat di roti khande khande akha hi akha ch setting ho gyi si sari Harry di vi te ode pra jeete di vi.
Jad dudh da jug le k Dono ayia ta Jeeta bolea" main bhar pena aaj.....
Eh sun Surinder kaur boli" chal thik aa fer main andar pe jandi...
Harry hasda hoya chup chap uth k andar janada piya si ta achanak ode dimag ch khurafaat ayi te oh bolea" masi dudh mainu fada tu saro da tel le k aa ja andar.
Awaj eni k uchi ta si k oh Harry di maa Balwinder kaur nu vi suni te jeete nu vi....jeeta te Balwinder kaur eh dekh hass pye te Surinder kaur chup chap saro da tel lean andar chali gyi.
Harry de andar da janwar holi holi uthda piya si. Ena kuch ohne dekhea si es layi eh gal ta samaj gya si k jithe jor chalda othe jor chalan ch koi harj nahi.
Ese layi jad Surinder kaur tel le andar ayi ta Harry apne kapde utar nanga khada si. Harry koi phelwaan type nahi si.... oda dekhn ch bhut patla si. Par odia lattan ch latkda lun bhala motta si...te umar aaje 20 saal vi nahi si hoyi es layi Aas si k lun hor lamba motta hona....par hun vi kise vi janani de kanaa nu hath lawan layi kafi si Harry da lul....
Surinder: holi keh dinda mere kan ch....jeeta ki soche ga mere bare...
Harry" masi tu vi hadd kardi ohnu kheda pata nahi k asi andar ki karna ya ohne meri maa naal ki karna....
Surinder kaur ode ser te thapad mardi" dekh kive bolan lag piya ik din ch hi.
Harry: bus thudi kirpa eh ta....kal nu ta chale jana asi aaj picheo vi kar lene aa sochea. Othe da experience vi le lean deo.
Surinder kaur ena sun hasdi hoyi ode kol bed te beth ode lun nu hilan lag payi....eh oh time si jad janania khas kar pindaa ch bande da lun nahi chusdia si....
Surinder kaur lun naal khed di payi si te harry apni masi de phelwaan warge sarir nu ghut ghut k japphia paunda piya si. Jad dil karda ta patt ode te thapi maar dinda.... Eh thapi ch dard ghat te awaj jada si.
Surinder kaur de Patta te ehna thapia da matlab vi ehi si k bhar sare sunan k andar ha jheda Surinder kaur wargi bharwee sarir wali ran nu apne kabo ch Kari betha....
Surinder kaur nu harry da eh chol mhol bhala wadia laga si. Kafi time ho gya si Harry ode sarir naal khed da piya si. Ode mumme chumda chusda khichda piya si...odia galla nu muh ch le halke dand maar dinda te chumiaa lenda piya si.
Bhar khulle Aasmaan thale paye Balwinder kaur te jeete ne thale hi bistraa laga liya si. Manji ne dona da paar nahi jhalnaa si es layi jeete ne thale hi bistra laga liya si.
Jeete ne nikke hunde toh kafi vaar dekhea si....chota si odo ta oh...changi tarh yaad si garmia ch june july de mahine jad raat nu vi garmi Shikar te hundi ta roti toh baad ode peo kuch der baad thale hi bistra laga lenda hunda si...te odi maa nu chod k fer manji te aa janda hunda c.
Kher andar Masi apne bhanje samne dona hathaa naal chitad khol k ghodi bani hoyi si te jeeta odi bund di mori ch tel paunda piya si. Edar dono janania ik duje de putt naal lagia hoyia si te odar ghar Harry di behan Dimpy manji te pase mardi payi si kal nu apne phele ashiq nu milna si ohne.