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Police station me...........
Main police station pahucha to alok mujhe bahar hi khade mil gaye.....
Main- ha sir ...kahiye....koi suraag mila kya.....
Alok- suraag...tum kya mohini/mona murder ki baat kar rahe ho...
Main- ha sir...maine socha ki pm report aa gai hogi aur aapko koi clue mil gaya hoga...
Alok- nhi...pm report to nhi aai abhi tak...
Main- to..aapne...matlab koi kaam tha kya....
Alok- hmm...tumhare ek dost ki baat karni thi...
Main- dost...koun sa dost...
Alok- raftaar singh...hahaha....
Main- ohh....wo...hahaha...kahiye...kya haal hai uske..charbi kam hui ki nhi ....
Alok- nhi...
Main- koi nhi..kuch time andar rahega to saari akad nikal jaygi...
Alok- nhi..aisa kuch nhi hoga...
Main- par kyo.....
Alok- aao batata hu...
Aur fir alok mujhe station ke andar le gaye aur hawalaat ka khula hua gate dikha kar bole....
Alok- wo abhi-abhi bahar ho chula hai...
Main(chilla kar)- kya...ye kya bol rahe aap...aisa kaise...kisne...kisne kiya baahar...
Alok- aur koun...uska sarparast ...MLA...wahi use nikaal le gaya....
Main- ohh...ye mla...iski to aaj ...
Alok(beech me)- ankit...bhoolo mat wo MLA hai...power uske paas hai....
Main- hmm..janta hu...
Alok- wo sab chhodo...main ye bol raha hu ki ab us ladki ka khyaal rakhna....raftaar uske piche hi aayga...
Main- dont worry sir...main use kuch nhi hone duga....aur haa...ye hawalaat ka gate khula hi rakhna...thodi der me raftaar ko fir se andar bhejta hu....
Aur fir main waha se nikal gaya aur alok
hairaani se mujhe jate huye dekhta raha......
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MLA ke banglow par.....
Gaurd- aap andar ja sakte hai...sir wait kar rahe hai...
Maine fir mobile se ek msg kiya aur sunglass nikaal kar andar chala gaya...
Andar MLA aur raftaar baith kar daaru pi rahe the....aur mujhe dekh kar dono hasne lage...
Raftaar- ladke..bola tha na...main jyada der andar nhi rah pauga...
Main(muskura kar)- hmm..waise main yaha MLA saab se baat karne aaya hu...tumse baad me niptuga...
Raftaar- saale..itni akad...
Raftaar uthne wala tha par mla ne use rok diya...
MLA- hmm...to bata...hai koun tu...haa...
Main- MLA saab...abhi aapko ek msg mila hoga...pahle use khol kar dekh le..aur is raftaar ko yaha se bahar kar de...fir main batata hu ki main koun hu....
MLA(gusse se )- kya bola...ladke tu mujhe...
Main(beech me)- kuch bhi bolne se pahle msg open karo sir...kahi aapko apne kahe par pachtana na pade...plz...open the message....
MLA ne mujhe ghoorte huye gusse me apna mobile nikala aur msg open kiya....jiske baad uski aankhe fati ki fati rah gai...aur wo mobile band kar ke mujhe dekhne laga...
Main(muskura kar)- good...ab is kutte ke sath apne baki kutto ko bahar ka rasta bhi dikha do...sayad akele me aapko jyada accha lagega....
Meri baat sun kar raftaar aur mla ke bodyguards gusse se mere paas badne lage par MLA ne unhe rok diya aur bahar jane ko bola...
Ye baat kisi ko acchi nhi lagi par MLA ka order tha...to sab mujhe ghoorte huye bahar nikal gaye...
Main- ab main batata hu ki main hu koun...haa....
Fir maine room ka gate andar se lock kiya aur MLA ke paas ja kar uski chair par pair rakh kar bola....
Main- RISTEY ME TO HUM TUMHARE BAAP HOTE HAI...NAAM HAI ANKIT.........
Mere bolte hi mla mujhe ghoor kar dekhne laga...uski aankho se saaf pata chal raha tha ki wo bahut gusse me hai...par waqt ki najakat ko dekh kar wo sirf chup rah sakta tha.....
Main- kya....mast dilouge tha na....hahahaha......
Aur main haste huye mla ke saamne chala gaya aur achanak uski taraf jhuk kar uski chair ke dono taraf haath rakh diye aur uski aankho me dekhte huye bola.....
Main- ""Aaj khus to bahut hoge tum...haaiinnn...""".......
Main mla ko thodi der dekhta raha....par mla ke chehre par sirf paresani ke bhaav the....
Main- aaahhhahahaha......ye wala kaisa tha...mast na...asal me ...main bigB ka bahut bada fan hu...socha ki thoda unki tarah dailoge bol du...waise....vedio kaisa laga....mast hai na ....ek dam..hmm...
Mla(beech me)- bas karo....mujhe ye batao ki ye sab...kaise...
Main(beech me)- kaise...kab...kyo...kisliye...kaha....main janta hu aise kai sawaal tumhare dimaag me honge...par un sab sawaalo ka ab koi matlab nhi....sabka jawaab ye vedio hai....waise main tumhe sab batauga...par...par uske pahle mujhe kuch sawaalo ke jawaab chahiye.....
Mla- theek hai...pucho kya puchna hai...
Main- hmm..to mla saab...pahle main ye janna chahuga ki aap mere dad ke piche kyo pade the....koi personal baat ya kuch aur...
Mla- asal me ..mera akash se koi personal matter nhi tha...main bas ye chahta tha ki wo mere election campagion me paise lagaaye...par usne mana kar diya...
Main- hmm ...matlab koi personal dushmani nhi...hmm...to ab dusra sawaal....verma ko aapne kaise khareeda...
Mla- verma ko...maine usse bola ki agar wo mera sath dega to main market se akash ka naam mita duga...aur fir electronics me wo hi raaj karega...bas yahi laalch use fasane me kaamyaab hua....
Main- good...insaan ki kamjori ka fayda uthaya...jaise main karta hu...well...ab last sawaal.....saxena ko kaise fasaya....i mean uski biwi ko...kyoki mujhe nhi lagta ki wo aourat apne pati ko dhokha de degi...bina koi wajah...sahi kaha na...
Mla- hmm..sahi kaha...wo bahut acchi aourat hai...par ek aourat apne pati ko kisi aur aourat ki baahon me bardast nhi kar pati...yahi uske sath hua...aur us samay wo badle ki aag me jal rahi thi...aur tabhi verma ne use jhootha pyaar dikhaya aur saxena se badla lene ke chakkar me wo bechari verma ke sath so gai...aur fir ye silsila badta gaya...
Main- oohh...par jaha tak mujhe yaad hai...saxena aiyaash insaan nhi...wo kisi aourat ke sath...nhi..main nhi manta....jaroor kuch gadbad hai...hai na...
Mere sawaal ke jawaab me mla apni najren churane laga..jisse mere sawaal ko aur bal mil gaya.....
Main- hmm..aapki condition kafi kuch bol rahi hai....ab apne muh se bhi bata dijiye ki asli matter kya tha...jaldi sir...mere paas time kam hai...aur aapke paas bhi....
Mla(lambi saas le kar)- hhmm...tumne sahi kaha...saxena accha aadmi hai...par humne use dhokhe se aisa show kiya ki wo apni biwi ki najron me gir gaya...aur fir uski biwi ko humne istemaal kiya....aur iski wajah ...
Main(beech me)- wajah main janta hu...tum aur verma dono milkar saxena ko apne side karna chahte the...taki mere dad ka business toot jaaye...aur jab saxena seedhe nhi maana to tum logo ne uski khushaal jindgi tawaah kar di...sahi kaha na...
Mla(sir jhuka kar)- hmm...
Main- tab to ye vedio dekh kar tumhe bura nhi laga hoga na....
Mla(mujhe ghoorne laga)
Main- aise ghooro mat...maine bhi wahi kiya jo tumne saxena ke sath kiya...tumne uski biwi ko use kiya aur maine tumhari beti ko...hai na...bas yahi fark to hai....
Mla- ankit...meri beti hi kyo...
Main(mla ke paas ja kar)- kyoki tumhari beti ko apne neeche sulaane me jyada mehnat nhi karni padi...teri biwi hoti to thodi mehnat karni padti na...hahaha...
Mla(gusse me)- ye tumne sahi nhi kiya ankit...main tumhe...
Main- bas...ab koi dhamki nhi...kyoki dhamki dene ki tumhari abhi aoukaat nhi...abhi sirf tum meri sunoge....aur wahi karoge jo main kahuga...warna...
Mla- warna..warna kya...tum jante ho na ki main yaha ka mla hu...pura system mere hath me hai...to tum mera ukhaad kya loge..aur rahi baat is vedio ki ..to ye tumhare sath yahi dafan ho jayga...main abhi...
Main- hahahahaha...sach me...hahaha...kya tum sach me...aaahahaha....
( gusse se ghoor kar ) - kya mujhe bewakoof samjha hai..jo main bina backup plan ke yaha marne aa jauga...hmm...so sad...maine tumhe hosiyaar samjha tha....par tum to...
Mujhe gusse me dekh kar mla khada rah gaya...jo kuch der pahle khada hokar kisi ko aawaaz dene wala tha....
Main- mr.mla...main bewakoof nhi...main yaha aane se pahle hi sab set karke aaya hu...agar main yaha se 1hr me bapis jakar apne aadmi se nhi mila...to samjh lo ki ye film..jo tum abhi dekh rahe ho...puri duniya dekhegi....aur iska title hoga..""mla ki beti ki garmi.....by ankit...""...accha hai na...hmm...
Mla(kheej kar)- tum chahte kya ho...
Main- hmm..ye hui na hosiyaari...to suno...sabse pahle ins.alok ko call karo....unse bolo ki raftaar ko andar daale....abhi karo...fast...
Mla- theek hai....kar deta hu...
Fir mla ne alok ko call kar ke bula liya....
Mla- ho gaya...
Main- good...dusra kaam...verma se bolo ki wo bank me di hui application bapis le....sath me saxena ki bhi....abhi....karo...use bhi call karo...bolo abhi...
Mla ne fir se majboori me call kiya aur verma ko bol diya...kuch na-nukar ke baad verma ko maanna pada...uske baap ka jo order tha....
Mla- wo abhi bank jayga....
Main- very good....ab sabse imp kaam...jo tumhari life badal dega....
Mla- kya matlab...
Main- tum abhi apne pad se isteefa do...
Mla(gusse me chiila utha)- kya bakta hai....
Main- bak nhi raha...farma raha hu....tu ab mla nhi rahega...waise agar main ye vedio janta ko dikha du to tumhari kursi bhi jaygi aur ijjat bhi...aur meri baat manoge to sirf kursi jaygi...kam se kam ijjat to barkaraar rahegi....soch lo...aaraam se faisla karo...
Mla- par main tumhari sab baaten maan raha hu na...fir kyo...
Main- kyoki main bewakoof nhi...main acchi tarah se janta hu ki abhi tere paas power hai...tu mere yaha se jate hi phon ghumayga aur mera nuksaan kar dega...mujhe majboor bhi kar sakta hai vedio dene ko...meri family ko chot bhi pahucha sakta hai...aur main ye sab tention chahta hi nhi ...to wahi karo...jo main kah raha hu...warna 30 min me party tumhe khud beijjat karke nikaal degi...samjhe...
Mla- ladke...ye tu accha nhi kar raha....
Main- hmm..main bure ke sath bura karne ki taaqat rakhta hu mla...ab apna isteefa bhejo...jaldi...warna main film relese karwata hu....
Mla- nhi...main bhejta hu ..bhejta hu...
Main- good...likhna start karo...
Fir mla ne isteefa likh kar apne aadmi se bhijwa diya aur party office me bhi call kar ke sab bata diya....party walo ne use samjhaya par wo kaise manta...aakhirkaar party walo ne isteefa majoor kar liya....
Main- ye hui na baat...ab sahi hai....uuff...tention khatm...aur haa...apni beti se ye sab discuss kar ke use sharminda mat karna...samjhe na...hmm....ab main chaluga...bbye....
Mla(piche se)- ladke...aaj tu bola aur maine suna...par time badalte der nhi lagti....samjhe...
Main- hmm..main janta tha ki tu ye bakwas jaroor karega....well..maine iska intzaam kar rakha hai...tu chah kar bhi mera ghanta nhi ukhaad sakta...
Mla- kk..kya matlab...
Main- teri beti abhi ghar nhi aai na...dont worry..wo mere paas surakshit hai....aur tab tak rahegi jab tak tu aam aadmi nhi ban jata....samjha...
Mla- aam aadmi...
Main- nhi samjha...koi nhi...kal subah tak samjh jayga....chal bahar chalte hai...aur ha...muskurahat ke sath...
Fir hum dono muskurate huye bahar aaye...ye dekh kar raftaar ko aag lag gai.....
Raftaar kuch bolta usse pahle alok waha aa gaye aur mla ke kahne par raftaar ko le jane lage....
Raftaar- ladke...main tujhe chhoduga nhi...yaad rakhna...
Main- dont worry...tera intzaam bhi kar diya hai...tu abhi andar ja...kal tujhe bhi good news dooga....ok...
Fir raftaar mujhe ghoorte huye chala gaya aur maine apna sunglaas nikaal kar fook maari aur aankho par chada kar mla ki taraf hath badaya....
Main- well...nice to meeting u mr.mla....ooofff...i mean ex.mla...hope u enjoye it....c u around....bbye...
Aur main car se nikal aaya aur mla bas daant peesta rah gaya.......
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Akram ke ghar..........
Jabse sabnam ne richa ki baaten suni thi tabhi se uska ro-ro kar bura haal tha....wo sabse apne aasuon ko chipaye ro rahi thi....
Is time bhi wo apne room me baithi purani yaado me khoi apne aansu baha rahi thi....tabhi sadiya room me aa gai....
Sadiya- sabnam...tum...ye kya....sambhalo apne aap ko. ..
Sabnam(rote huye)- kaise sambhalu....aaj tak main sochti rahi ki sayad meri kismat hi kharaab thi..jo anwar mujhe chhod kar chale gaye...par ab....nhi sadiya....main in aansuo ko nhi rok sakti ...
Sadiya- main samajhti hu....par ye bhi to socho ki agar baccho ne dekh liya to...kya jawaab dogi unhe...aur bacche ab bade ho gaye hai ...unhe taalna bhi aasaan nhi hoga...janti ho na...
Sabnam- ha janti hu....aur tu bhi ye janti hai ki inhi baccho ki khatir maine sarfaraz se saadi ki thi....aur wahi ...(sabnam rone lagi)
Sadiya(sabnam ke kandhe ko sahla kar)- sabnam...hum dono hi is musibat ke maare hai...hum dono hi nhi samjh sake ki sarfaraz aisa hoga....par ye socho...ki kya ek aourat ke kah dene par hum uski baat sach samjhe...kya hum sarfaraz ko nhi jante...tum hi batao...kya itne saalo me kabhi sarfaraz ne humare sath kuch galat kiya...
Sabnam- galat...galat ki baat to tu kar hi mat....pahle usne tujhe apni hawas ka shikar banaya....gul paida hui....main wo jhel gai...par fir usne meri beti ke sath....thoo...ab bhi wo galat nhi...haa...
Sadiya(chounk kar)- to kya tum ziya aur sarfaraz ke baare ne janti ho...
Sabnam- haa...aur jab maine ye ghinona najara dekha...bas usi din se maine bhi saari bandishe tood di...aur main us sarad ke sath sone lagi....
Sadiya- oh my god...mujhe pata hi nhi tha ki tum sab....
Sabnam- main ye bhi janti hu ki tu sarfaraz ki rakhel ban kar rahti thi...aur uske kahne par kitno ke sath sooi...sab janti hu...fir bhi main dil par patthar rakh kar jeeti rahi...par jin yaadon ke sahare jee rahi thi...aaj wo us kameene ki wajah se bhikhar kar rah gai....
Sadiya(subakte huye)- i m sorry di...mujhe maaf kar do...main galat hu...par mera yakeen maano...agar sarfaraz galat hai to main use apne haatho se saza doogi...bhale hi mujhe jail jana pade...
Sabnam- sadiya....kya sach me wo aisa hai...usne hi sab kiya....haa..
Sadiya- di...sabr rakho...hume jaldi hi sach aur jhooth ka pata chal jayga...tab tak hume khud ko sambhalna hoga...plz di..ab chup ho jao...plzz...
Aur fir dono bahne aapas me lipat kar apne aasuo ko sambhalne lagi....
Police station me...........
Main police station pahucha to alok mujhe bahar hi khade mil gaye.....
Main- ha sir ...kahiye....koi suraag mila kya.....
Alok- suraag...tum kya mohini/mona murder ki baat kar rahe ho...
Main- ha sir...maine socha ki pm report aa gai hogi aur aapko koi clue mil gaya hoga...
Alok- nhi...pm report to nhi aai abhi tak...
Main- to..aapne...matlab koi kaam tha kya....
Alok- hmm...tumhare ek dost ki baat karni thi...
Main- dost...koun sa dost...
Alok- raftaar singh...hahaha....
Main- ohh....wo...hahaha...kahiye...kya haal hai uske..charbi kam hui ki nhi ....
Alok- nhi...
Main- koi nhi..kuch time andar rahega to saari akad nikal jaygi...
Alok- nhi..aisa kuch nhi hoga...
Main- par kyo.....
Alok- aao batata hu...
Aur fir alok mujhe station ke andar le gaye aur hawalaat ka khula hua gate dikha kar bole....
Alok- wo abhi-abhi bahar ho chula hai...
Main(chilla kar)- kya...ye kya bol rahe aap...aisa kaise...kisne...kisne kiya baahar...
Alok- aur koun...uska sarparast ...MLA...wahi use nikaal le gaya....
Main- ohh...ye mla...iski to aaj ...
Alok(beech me)- ankit...bhoolo mat wo MLA hai...power uske paas hai....
Main- hmm..janta hu...
Alok- wo sab chhodo...main ye bol raha hu ki ab us ladki ka khyaal rakhna....raftaar uske piche hi aayga...
Main- dont worry sir...main use kuch nhi hone duga....aur haa...ye hawalaat ka gate khula hi rakhna...thodi der me raftaar ko fir se andar bhejta hu....
Aur fir main waha se nikal gaya aur alok
hairaani se mujhe jate huye dekhta raha......
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MLA ke banglow par.....
Gaurd- aap andar ja sakte hai...sir wait kar rahe hai...
Maine fir mobile se ek msg kiya aur sunglass nikaal kar andar chala gaya...
Andar MLA aur raftaar baith kar daaru pi rahe the....aur mujhe dekh kar dono hasne lage...
Raftaar- ladke..bola tha na...main jyada der andar nhi rah pauga...
Main(muskura kar)- hmm..waise main yaha MLA saab se baat karne aaya hu...tumse baad me niptuga...
Raftaar- saale..itni akad...
Raftaar uthne wala tha par mla ne use rok diya...
MLA- hmm...to bata...hai koun tu...haa...
Main- MLA saab...abhi aapko ek msg mila hoga...pahle use khol kar dekh le..aur is raftaar ko yaha se bahar kar de...fir main batata hu ki main koun hu....
MLA(gusse se )- kya bola...ladke tu mujhe...
Main(beech me)- kuch bhi bolne se pahle msg open karo sir...kahi aapko apne kahe par pachtana na pade...plz...open the message....
MLA ne mujhe ghoorte huye gusse me apna mobile nikala aur msg open kiya....jiske baad uski aankhe fati ki fati rah gai...aur wo mobile band kar ke mujhe dekhne laga...
Main(muskura kar)- good...ab is kutte ke sath apne baki kutto ko bahar ka rasta bhi dikha do...sayad akele me aapko jyada accha lagega....
Meri baat sun kar raftaar aur mla ke bodyguards gusse se mere paas badne lage par MLA ne unhe rok diya aur bahar jane ko bola...
Ye baat kisi ko acchi nhi lagi par MLA ka order tha...to sab mujhe ghoorte huye bahar nikal gaye...
Main- ab main batata hu ki main hu koun...haa....
Fir maine room ka gate andar se lock kiya aur MLA ke paas ja kar uski chair par pair rakh kar bola....
Main- RISTEY ME TO HUM TUMHARE BAAP HOTE HAI...NAAM HAI ANKIT.........
Mere bolte hi mla mujhe ghoor kar dekhne laga...uski aankho se saaf pata chal raha tha ki wo bahut gusse me hai...par waqt ki najakat ko dekh kar wo sirf chup rah sakta tha.....
Main- kya....mast dilouge tha na....hahahaha......
Aur main haste huye mla ke saamne chala gaya aur achanak uski taraf jhuk kar uski chair ke dono taraf haath rakh diye aur uski aankho me dekhte huye bola.....
Main- ""Aaj khus to bahut hoge tum...haaiinnn...""".......
Main mla ko thodi der dekhta raha....par mla ke chehre par sirf paresani ke bhaav the....
Main- aaahhhahahaha......ye wala kaisa tha...mast na...asal me ...main bigB ka bahut bada fan hu...socha ki thoda unki tarah dailoge bol du...waise....vedio kaisa laga....mast hai na ....ek dam..hmm...
Mla(beech me)- bas karo....mujhe ye batao ki ye sab...kaise...
Main(beech me)- kaise...kab...kyo...kisliye...kaha....main janta hu aise kai sawaal tumhare dimaag me honge...par un sab sawaalo ka ab koi matlab nhi....sabka jawaab ye vedio hai....waise main tumhe sab batauga...par...par uske pahle mujhe kuch sawaalo ke jawaab chahiye.....
Mla- theek hai...pucho kya puchna hai...
Main- hmm..to mla saab...pahle main ye janna chahuga ki aap mere dad ke piche kyo pade the....koi personal baat ya kuch aur...
Mla- asal me ..mera akash se koi personal matter nhi tha...main bas ye chahta tha ki wo mere election campagion me paise lagaaye...par usne mana kar diya...
Main- hmm ...matlab koi personal dushmani nhi...hmm...to ab dusra sawaal....verma ko aapne kaise khareeda...
Mla- verma ko...maine usse bola ki agar wo mera sath dega to main market se akash ka naam mita duga...aur fir electronics me wo hi raaj karega...bas yahi laalch use fasane me kaamyaab hua....
Main- good...insaan ki kamjori ka fayda uthaya...jaise main karta hu...well...ab last sawaal.....saxena ko kaise fasaya....i mean uski biwi ko...kyoki mujhe nhi lagta ki wo aourat apne pati ko dhokha de degi...bina koi wajah...sahi kaha na...
Mla- hmm..sahi kaha...wo bahut acchi aourat hai...par ek aourat apne pati ko kisi aur aourat ki baahon me bardast nhi kar pati...yahi uske sath hua...aur us samay wo badle ki aag me jal rahi thi...aur tabhi verma ne use jhootha pyaar dikhaya aur saxena se badla lene ke chakkar me wo bechari verma ke sath so gai...aur fir ye silsila badta gaya...
Main- oohh...par jaha tak mujhe yaad hai...saxena aiyaash insaan nhi...wo kisi aourat ke sath...nhi..main nhi manta....jaroor kuch gadbad hai...hai na...
Mere sawaal ke jawaab me mla apni najren churane laga..jisse mere sawaal ko aur bal mil gaya.....
Main- hmm..aapki condition kafi kuch bol rahi hai....ab apne muh se bhi bata dijiye ki asli matter kya tha...jaldi sir...mere paas time kam hai...aur aapke paas bhi....
Mla(lambi saas le kar)- hhmm...tumne sahi kaha...saxena accha aadmi hai...par humne use dhokhe se aisa show kiya ki wo apni biwi ki najron me gir gaya...aur fir uski biwi ko humne istemaal kiya....aur iski wajah ...
Main(beech me)- wajah main janta hu...tum aur verma dono milkar saxena ko apne side karna chahte the...taki mere dad ka business toot jaaye...aur jab saxena seedhe nhi maana to tum logo ne uski khushaal jindgi tawaah kar di...sahi kaha na...
Mla(sir jhuka kar)- hmm...
Main- tab to ye vedio dekh kar tumhe bura nhi laga hoga na....
Mla(mujhe ghoorne laga)
Main- aise ghooro mat...maine bhi wahi kiya jo tumne saxena ke sath kiya...tumne uski biwi ko use kiya aur maine tumhari beti ko...hai na...bas yahi fark to hai....
Mla- ankit...meri beti hi kyo...
Main(mla ke paas ja kar)- kyoki tumhari beti ko apne neeche sulaane me jyada mehnat nhi karni padi...teri biwi hoti to thodi mehnat karni padti na...hahaha...
Mla(gusse me)- ye tumne sahi nhi kiya ankit...main tumhe...
Main- bas...ab koi dhamki nhi...kyoki dhamki dene ki tumhari abhi aoukaat nhi...abhi sirf tum meri sunoge....aur wahi karoge jo main kahuga...warna...
Mla- warna..warna kya...tum jante ho na ki main yaha ka mla hu...pura system mere hath me hai...to tum mera ukhaad kya loge..aur rahi baat is vedio ki ..to ye tumhare sath yahi dafan ho jayga...main abhi...
Main- hahahahaha...sach me...hahaha...kya tum sach me...aaahahaha....
( gusse se ghoor kar ) - kya mujhe bewakoof samjha hai..jo main bina backup plan ke yaha marne aa jauga...hmm...so sad...maine tumhe hosiyaar samjha tha....par tum to...
Mujhe gusse me dekh kar mla khada rah gaya...jo kuch der pahle khada hokar kisi ko aawaaz dene wala tha....
Main- mr.mla...main bewakoof nhi...main yaha aane se pahle hi sab set karke aaya hu...agar main yaha se 1hr me bapis jakar apne aadmi se nhi mila...to samjh lo ki ye film..jo tum abhi dekh rahe ho...puri duniya dekhegi....aur iska title hoga..""mla ki beti ki garmi.....by ankit...""...accha hai na...hmm...
Mla(kheej kar)- tum chahte kya ho...
Main- hmm..ye hui na hosiyaari...to suno...sabse pahle ins.alok ko call karo....unse bolo ki raftaar ko andar daale....abhi karo...fast...
Mla- theek hai....kar deta hu...
Fir mla ne alok ko call kar ke bula liya....
Mla- ho gaya...
Main- good...dusra kaam...verma se bolo ki wo bank me di hui application bapis le....sath me saxena ki bhi....abhi....karo...use bhi call karo...bolo abhi...
Mla ne fir se majboori me call kiya aur verma ko bol diya...kuch na-nukar ke baad verma ko maanna pada...uske baap ka jo order tha....
Mla- wo abhi bank jayga....
Main- very good....ab sabse imp kaam...jo tumhari life badal dega....
Mla- kya matlab...
Main- tum abhi apne pad se isteefa do...
Mla(gusse me chiila utha)- kya bakta hai....
Main- bak nhi raha...farma raha hu....tu ab mla nhi rahega...waise agar main ye vedio janta ko dikha du to tumhari kursi bhi jaygi aur ijjat bhi...aur meri baat manoge to sirf kursi jaygi...kam se kam ijjat to barkaraar rahegi....soch lo...aaraam se faisla karo...
Mla- par main tumhari sab baaten maan raha hu na...fir kyo...
Main- kyoki main bewakoof nhi...main acchi tarah se janta hu ki abhi tere paas power hai...tu mere yaha se jate hi phon ghumayga aur mera nuksaan kar dega...mujhe majboor bhi kar sakta hai vedio dene ko...meri family ko chot bhi pahucha sakta hai...aur main ye sab tention chahta hi nhi ...to wahi karo...jo main kah raha hu...warna 30 min me party tumhe khud beijjat karke nikaal degi...samjhe...
Mla- ladke...ye tu accha nhi kar raha....
Main- hmm..main bure ke sath bura karne ki taaqat rakhta hu mla...ab apna isteefa bhejo...jaldi...warna main film relese karwata hu....
Mla- nhi...main bhejta hu ..bhejta hu...
Main- good...likhna start karo...
Fir mla ne isteefa likh kar apne aadmi se bhijwa diya aur party office me bhi call kar ke sab bata diya....party walo ne use samjhaya par wo kaise manta...aakhirkaar party walo ne isteefa majoor kar liya....
Main- ye hui na baat...ab sahi hai....uuff...tention khatm...aur haa...apni beti se ye sab discuss kar ke use sharminda mat karna...samjhe na...hmm....ab main chaluga...bbye....
Mla(piche se)- ladke...aaj tu bola aur maine suna...par time badalte der nhi lagti....samjhe...
Main- hmm..main janta tha ki tu ye bakwas jaroor karega....well..maine iska intzaam kar rakha hai...tu chah kar bhi mera ghanta nhi ukhaad sakta...
Mla- kk..kya matlab...
Main- teri beti abhi ghar nhi aai na...dont worry..wo mere paas surakshit hai....aur tab tak rahegi jab tak tu aam aadmi nhi ban jata....samjha...
Mla- aam aadmi...
Main- nhi samjha...koi nhi...kal subah tak samjh jayga....chal bahar chalte hai...aur ha...muskurahat ke sath...
Fir hum dono muskurate huye bahar aaye...ye dekh kar raftaar ko aag lag gai.....
Raftaar kuch bolta usse pahle alok waha aa gaye aur mla ke kahne par raftaar ko le jane lage....
Raftaar- ladke...main tujhe chhoduga nhi...yaad rakhna...
Main- dont worry...tera intzaam bhi kar diya hai...tu abhi andar ja...kal tujhe bhi good news dooga....ok...
Fir raftaar mujhe ghoorte huye chala gaya aur maine apna sunglaas nikaal kar fook maari aur aankho par chada kar mla ki taraf hath badaya....
Main- well...nice to meeting u mr.mla....ooofff...i mean ex.mla...hope u enjoye it....c u around....bbye...
Aur main car se nikal aaya aur mla bas daant peesta rah gaya.......
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Akram ke ghar..........
Jabse sabnam ne richa ki baaten suni thi tabhi se uska ro-ro kar bura haal tha....wo sabse apne aasuon ko chipaye ro rahi thi....
Is time bhi wo apne room me baithi purani yaado me khoi apne aansu baha rahi thi....tabhi sadiya room me aa gai....
Sadiya- sabnam...tum...ye kya....sambhalo apne aap ko. ..
Sabnam(rote huye)- kaise sambhalu....aaj tak main sochti rahi ki sayad meri kismat hi kharaab thi..jo anwar mujhe chhod kar chale gaye...par ab....nhi sadiya....main in aansuo ko nhi rok sakti ...
Sadiya- main samajhti hu....par ye bhi to socho ki agar baccho ne dekh liya to...kya jawaab dogi unhe...aur bacche ab bade ho gaye hai ...unhe taalna bhi aasaan nhi hoga...janti ho na...
Sabnam- ha janti hu....aur tu bhi ye janti hai ki inhi baccho ki khatir maine sarfaraz se saadi ki thi....aur wahi ...(sabnam rone lagi)
Sadiya(sabnam ke kandhe ko sahla kar)- sabnam...hum dono hi is musibat ke maare hai...hum dono hi nhi samjh sake ki sarfaraz aisa hoga....par ye socho...ki kya ek aourat ke kah dene par hum uski baat sach samjhe...kya hum sarfaraz ko nhi jante...tum hi batao...kya itne saalo me kabhi sarfaraz ne humare sath kuch galat kiya...
Sabnam- galat...galat ki baat to tu kar hi mat....pahle usne tujhe apni hawas ka shikar banaya....gul paida hui....main wo jhel gai...par fir usne meri beti ke sath....thoo...ab bhi wo galat nhi...haa...
Sadiya(chounk kar)- to kya tum ziya aur sarfaraz ke baare ne janti ho...
Sabnam- haa...aur jab maine ye ghinona najara dekha...bas usi din se maine bhi saari bandishe tood di...aur main us sarad ke sath sone lagi....
Sadiya- oh my god...mujhe pata hi nhi tha ki tum sab....
Sabnam- main ye bhi janti hu ki tu sarfaraz ki rakhel ban kar rahti thi...aur uske kahne par kitno ke sath sooi...sab janti hu...fir bhi main dil par patthar rakh kar jeeti rahi...par jin yaadon ke sahare jee rahi thi...aaj wo us kameene ki wajah se bhikhar kar rah gai....
Sadiya(subakte huye)- i m sorry di...mujhe maaf kar do...main galat hu...par mera yakeen maano...agar sarfaraz galat hai to main use apne haatho se saza doogi...bhale hi mujhe jail jana pade...
Sabnam- sadiya....kya sach me wo aisa hai...usne hi sab kiya....haa..
Sadiya- di...sabr rakho...hume jaldi hi sach aur jhooth ka pata chal jayga...tab tak hume khud ko sambhalna hoga...plz di..ab chup ho jao...plzz...
Aur fir dono bahne aapas me lipat kar apne aasuo ko sambhalne lagi....