Part 14
Ab aage...
Subah karib 9 baje samir ne darvaja khatkhtaya.
Samir: are 9 baje hai bahar aap nasta ready hai
Mai nange hi utha. Aur darvaja khola...
Mai: bhosdike sone dena so nahi paya
Samir: gand mari fir?
Mai: nahi bhosdiki man hi nahi rahi. Randi sali
Samir: teri randi tu jan nasta kar le bad me sham ko meri flight 4 baje hai.
Mai: are tu bola tha ke 8 baje hai
Samir: apne manager ka phone tha bole ke kuch reschedule hua hai muje 4 baje ki flight se nikal na hai
Mai: abe to ghar se 2 baje nikalna padega
Samir: tabhi to tuje uthaya..
Mai: to teri maa ko sone de. Kal maine fir mahanat jyada kar li hai. Aur upar se tu jayega bad gand marunga to use muje jhelna bhi to hai
Samir: ha thik hai chal tu kapade pahan le ja...
Ham dono hasne lage. Radha soi padi thi bistar par. Kal bahot garam kar liya bistar. Aaj sone dena hai. Samir jayega fir achhe se gand mar kar ise complete aurat bana dunga... Mai kapade pahan kar bahar gaya muh dhoya fatafat snan bhi kar liya aur karib ham dono 10 baje dining table par baithe..
Samir: jagdish hamare manager rajat tuje kaise lagta hai?
Mai: kisko apna manager sahi laga ye bata
Samir: are waise nai aadmi kaisa hai as a manager nahi
Mai: achha hi hoga. Kyonki apne log gane sunte sunte hi kam karte hai par kabhi hame toka nahi. Na Hi kabhi hamse ye kaha ke youtube mat dekho wo mat karo break jyada mat lo.. to aadmi to achha hai. Bas kam pura ho jaye to rajat sir kuch nai bolte. Kyo? Kya hua?
Samir: tuje yad hai maine tuje meri maa ki pahali bar photo dikhai thi?
Mai: ha to?
Samir: us din galati se wo wallpaper set kar diya tha maine aur rajat sir ke sath 1-2-1 meeting ke dauran use dikh gaya..
Mai: ha to? Apni maa papa ki photo to koi bhi rakhta hai
Samir: are yar actually maine jab tuje dikhai thi photo us time bhi hame dekh liya tha ye photo dikhate hue
Mai: oh fir?
Samir: sir puch rahe the ke kaun hai. Maine to pahale hi bol diya tha ke yahi mere kam karne ka prerna strot hai meri maa
Mai: ha barobar hai fir?
Samir: to wo bole ke juth mat bol maine tuje ye photo jagdish ko dikhaye hue dekha tha.. tu apni maa ko usko kyo dikhayega
Mai: bhosdike tabhi mai bolna chahta tha ke tu aise office me khulle aam mat kar aisa sab
Samir: sun to sahi. Maine use bol diya ke sir wo actually ek randi jaisi hai aur mai uske sath rat bhar tha jagdish mera dost hai to use bhi chahie to mai use photo dikhaya tab aap ne shayad dekh liya hoga
Mai: tu pagal ho chuka hai. Ekdam.
Samir: ab mai apni maa ki photo tuje kyo dikha raha tha to fir?
Mai: are bol deta ke aise hi dikha raha tha dost hai mera. Papa bhi dikhaye the wo nahi dekha aapne?
Samir: muje wo kuch nahi suja. Mai waise bhi apni maa ke liye koi dhundh raha tha. To mere dimag ne ye bulva diya
Mai: chhod fir ab kya hua? Mag raha hai?
Samir: hmmm
Mai: abe bhosdike.. aur tu kya ha bol ke aaya?
Samir: nahi nahi. Maine bola ke wo gharelu randi hai aur ab mai gujarat waise bhi chhod raha hu... Aur wo ek rat ka 30k leti hai jo sab ko nahi budget me baithta
Mai: to bhi usne to manga hi hoga teri maa ka badan
Samir: ha.
Mai: to bol kya karna hai
Samir: dekh ab uske badan ka malik to tu hi hai. Wo teri randi hai. To ab to ye sab tuje tay karna hai kya karna hai. Bas muje bata ke karna jo karna
Mai: matalab ab tuje koi farak nahi padta?
Samir: ab maine apni maa ko tuje sop diya hai. Mera bap aisa kuch karta to mai thodi kuch bolne jata...
Mai: kya sale kaise kaise example de raha hai tu bhi... Par tuje pakka koi problem nahi hai na ke mai teri maa se kuch bhi karvau
Samir: wo aap dono ki problem hai jo karna hai... Muje bas mast mast maa ke photo bhej dena ta ke muth mar saku
Mai: samir ek bat bata tu kyo nahi chodta apni maa ko jab ki wo ek achhi randi ban sakati hai wo tune hi identity kiya hai
Samir: dekh karna to chahta hu par guilty si feel hoti hai. Maa bhi shayad ready n ho
Mai: dost tuje pasand hai to bol tuje madarchod ban na hai?
Samir: yar bat..
Mai: bhul gaya meri randi hai wo... Tera man kya kahata hai ?
Samir: ha yar man to bahot hai ke achhe se ragad ragad kar chod du
Mai: to aaj tu madarchod banega... Tu sirf mai kahu waise hi karna thik hai?
Samir: dekh tere se openly bat kar sakata hu. Koi galat nahi hai na?
Mai: dekh wo ek mast dhamakedar dhansu aur bistar par makhmal ki tarah istemal karne ki chiz hai. Ek randi hai mai uska malik. Aur maine aaj tujse sauda kiya hai. Badale me tu muje apni maa ko bhul ja. Aur is ghar ki ye aurat ko ek professional randi ban ne de... Mai kafi grahak la sakata hu. Tuje job karne ki jarurat nahi rahegi.
Samir: customer to mai bhi la sakata hu... Par... Chal dekhte hai...
Mai: bol chodna hai?
Aur tabhi 11 baje ke aaspas Aunty nighty me bahar aai...
Uski aavaz thodi bhari bhari thi...
Radha: kya ho raha hai bachho
Samir: kya ho raha hai bachhe aise bolte hai maa ye to aapke badan ka malik hai
Radha: ha wo nind me hu abhi bhi.
Samir: aavaz kyo itna bhari hai
Radha: nind ahi puri hui bete
Mai: are rat ko bahot sara viry pilaya hai
Radha: chal hat viry se aavaz nahi baithti...
Ham tino hasne lage... Maine samir ke samne aankh mari... Aur fir.. hamara mission shuru hua