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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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Superb update thaa bro aur present ke scene bahut hi shoking the aur suspenceful bhi akhir kaun hai woh dono aur shayad bade bhai ne chote bhai ke upar hamla kiya?khair story bahut sahi ja rahi hai,aur us ladki ko photo ke saath kaunsi address di gayi...
Update 5
Aab aage:-
Jaise hi dharti wala ladka pani main gira waise hi udhar rajkumar aur uske sathi hawa main gayab hue aur pohoch gaye ek ghar main...
Yeh ghar ek bulding ke upper bana hua tha or waha se sare sahar ko dekha ja sakata tha..bulding jyada uchi nahi thi par pahadi jaise ilake main thi...
(Ab kahani rajkumar ke jubani)
Main aur mere sathi jaise hi us ghar main pahuche hame thoda ajeeb sa laga abhi thodi der pahile hum jan bachane ke liye bhage the aur ab yaha ye konsi jagah hai..
Tabhi light aa jati hai aur waha rakhi hue TV on ho jati hai..jab TV me se bolane ki awaj ane lagti hai toh hum 5 co dar jate hai..
Tabhi sheela age jake apni talwar se TV ko tod deti hai. Jab oh wapas ane lagati hai toh uska pair bolane wali gudiya pe padata hai
Fir kya tha oh apne talwar se us gudiya ko fad deti hai.. gudiya ke ander joh rui bhari hue thi oh sare ghar main fail jati hai...
Hume kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai..
Tabhi ghar ka darwaja khul jata hai aur usmain se ajeeb se kapade pahine hue ek ladaki ander aa jati hai...
Kya khubsurar ladaki thi par uske kapade khuch alag hi the. Mujhe samaj nahi aa raha the ye kaise kapde hai or yahi hal mere sathi ka bhi tha...
Jab ladaki ghar main ghusati hai toh pahile jor se chilllati hai.. aur fir shanti se idhar udhar dekhane lagati hai..
Jab uski najar hum pe padi toh woh dar gaye aur turant ladai wali stithi main aa gaye....
Aur darate darte puchi ki kon ho aap log..
Ab ye karishama samajo aur kuch aur par hamari aur uski bhasha thodi ek jaisi thi..
Main - hum Rajkumar hai suhani nagari ke aur ye hamare sathi.
Mera itane bolate hi oh kisi pagalo ke jaise hasane lage.. mujhe ab gussa ane laga tha oh bematalab ki hase ja rahi thi.
Kuch samay bad woh normal hue aur..
Mere taraf eshara karake kaha.
Ladaki - oh idiot tumhe savere savere main hi mili thi ullu banane ke liye. Ab is jamane main mi rajkumar bane firate ho. Aut ye kaise kapde pahane hai..kisi natak karane walo main se ho kya...
Ye kahake woh mere kapde chune lagi.
Tabhi sheela ne usko piche dhakhel diya.
Aur kaha ki rajkumar ko koi bhi aise nahi chu sakata...
Woh ladaki pahile toh piche dhakelane ki wajah se gussa hue. Aur bad main rajkumar wali bat suni toh aur jor se hasane lagi....
Main - sach sach batana kon ho tum hume yaha kaise bulaya, koi jadugarani toh nahi..
Ladaki - oh hero ruke jara pahile toh tum log mere ghar main ghus gaye aur mujhe hi puch rahe ho.
Main - thik hai par ye hero kya hota hai..
Ladaki awak se mujhe dekhane lagi..jaise maine uska katal karane wala hun...
Ladaki- abe ghochu tumhe hero ka matlab sach main pata nahi hai ya natak kar rahe ho. Aur ye kapade kaise hai ismain ekdam bhaddu dikh rahe ho..
Main - ye ladaki juban sambhal ke bat kar rajkumar hai hum.
Ladaki - ghanta!!!
Joh bhi ho abhi ke abhi mere ghar se nikal jao..
Main - han han ja rahe hai. Hume koi shok nahi tumhare jaise ko muh lagane ka.
Aur main gusse se bahar aa gaya aur mere piche piche oh charo bhi.
Ohhhhhh
Ye sab kya hai, itani unche unche mahel kab banane lage. Aur ye awaj kaisa hai..
Bhurrrr bhurrrr, po po ..
Mera toh sar chakrane laga.
Main bhaga ander aur us ladaki ke hath ko pakad ke palat diya.. tab woh sambhal nahi paye. Aur main sine se aage lagi..
Uffff kitana acha laga.. uske sharir se ak madak khushabu aa rahi thi.. hamare nagari me maine aaj tak aisi khushabu nahi sunghi thi..
Woh ladaki bhi mere sine se lag ke ek tak mere ankho main dekh rahi thi. Main bhi uske ankho main dekhata chala gaya..
Ek alag ki kashish thi uski ankho main.
Main bas usi main kho gaya. Jab bahar se sheela bhi ander aa gaye toh hum dono hudbadi se alag hue.
Ab woh mujhe gusse se ghur rahi thi.
Maine himmat karake pucha.
Main - tum ne ye konsa jadu kiya hai..
Bahar kitane bade aur unche mahal hai aur awaje bhi alag hi aa rahi hai...
Ladaki - tum kya pagal ho kya. Maine koi jadu nahi kiya.. aur ab tum nikalo yaha se nahi toh mujhe police ko bulana padega.
Main - ye police kya hota hai.
Ladaki - OMG kis gadho se pala pada hai.
Jaise hi us ladki ne ye bola sheela ne apni talwar nikali aur uske gale ke pass rakh diya. Aur jor se boli.
Teri himmat kaise hue rajkumar ko gadha bolane ki. Main abhi tumhari gardan dhad se alag kar dungi..
Main - sheela shant ho jao, aur tum ye ladaki hume abhi ke abhi hamare ghar bhej do nahi toh tumhare liye accha nahi hoga...
Ladaki - pahile yr bata toh do ki tumhara ghar kaha hai.
Main - suhani nagari main hai mera mahel hume waha pahucha do.
Ladaki - suhani nagari
maine aaj tak ye nam nahi suna... ab sach sach bata do tum kon ho.
Main - maine kaha na main rajkumar hun.
Ladaki - thik thoda samay edhar khade raho main aati hun.
Ye bol ke oh ladaki bahar chali gaye..
Aur hame chalane ka eshara ki hume niche le gaye waha par ek alag hi tarah ki gadi khadi thi.. jab us ladaki ne darwaja khol ke hume baithane ko kaha..tab maine pucha ki iska ghoda kaha hai..bina ghode ke ye kaise chalegi.
Ladaki awak si mujhe hi dekh raho thi aur fir apne sar pe hath se mara aur boli ye aise hi chalegi baith jao...
Toh main uske sath aage baith gaya aur mere sathi piche....
Jab hum raste se ja rahe the toh meri najar humare rajmahal pe padi..
Main jor se chikha aur bola oh raha mera ghar hume waha chod do...
Usne hame waha pe utar diya aur chali gaye..
Jab ham ne ander jane ko koshish ki toh dwarpal ne hame rok liya. Hame ander jane hi nahi de rahe the...
Ham hatash hoke raste pe aa gaye.. waha bhi oh ajeeb se bina ghodo wali gadiya edhar udhar ghum rahi thi..
Subah se rat ho gaye hum ab kaha jaye kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha...
Achanak barish hone lagi aur hum ek dukan ke bahar khade ho gaye....
Hame sab log ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the...
Thoda samay hua tha ki 1 gadi aa ke ruk gaye... aur us main se 3 admi nikale joh ki ek jaise kapde main the..
Unohne hame pakada aur gadi main baith ke le jane lage..
Main puch raha tha ki kon ho aap lok aur hame kya kaha le ja rahe ho. Par oh sunaneko tayar nahi the...
Akhir gadi ruki aur hume waha ke bandigrah main dala gaya...
Aab aage:-
Jaise hi dharti wala ladka pani main gira waise hi udhar rajkumar aur uske sathi hawa main gayab hue aur pohoch gaye ek ghar main...
Yeh ghar ek bulding ke upper bana hua tha or waha se sare sahar ko dekha ja sakata tha..bulding jyada uchi nahi thi par pahadi jaise ilake main thi...
(Ab kahani rajkumar ke jubani)
Main aur mere sathi jaise hi us ghar main pahuche hame thoda ajeeb sa laga abhi thodi der pahile hum jan bachane ke liye bhage the aur ab yaha ye konsi jagah hai..
Tabhi light aa jati hai aur waha rakhi hue TV on ho jati hai..jab TV me se bolane ki awaj ane lagti hai toh hum 5 co dar jate hai..
Tabhi sheela age jake apni talwar se TV ko tod deti hai. Jab oh wapas ane lagati hai toh uska pair bolane wali gudiya pe padata hai
Fir kya tha oh apne talwar se us gudiya ko fad deti hai.. gudiya ke ander joh rui bhari hue thi oh sare ghar main fail jati hai...
Hume kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai..
Tabhi ghar ka darwaja khul jata hai aur usmain se ajeeb se kapade pahine hue ek ladaki ander aa jati hai...
Kya khubsurar ladaki thi par uske kapade khuch alag hi the. Mujhe samaj nahi aa raha the ye kaise kapde hai or yahi hal mere sathi ka bhi tha...
Jab ladaki ghar main ghusati hai toh pahile jor se chilllati hai.. aur fir shanti se idhar udhar dekhane lagati hai..
Jab uski najar hum pe padi toh woh dar gaye aur turant ladai wali stithi main aa gaye....
Aur darate darte puchi ki kon ho aap log..
Ab ye karishama samajo aur kuch aur par hamari aur uski bhasha thodi ek jaisi thi..
Main - hum Rajkumar hai suhani nagari ke aur ye hamare sathi.
Mera itane bolate hi oh kisi pagalo ke jaise hasane lage.. mujhe ab gussa ane laga tha oh bematalab ki hase ja rahi thi.
Kuch samay bad woh normal hue aur..
Mere taraf eshara karake kaha.
Ladaki - oh idiot tumhe savere savere main hi mili thi ullu banane ke liye. Ab is jamane main mi rajkumar bane firate ho. Aut ye kaise kapde pahane hai..kisi natak karane walo main se ho kya...
Ye kahake woh mere kapde chune lagi.
Tabhi sheela ne usko piche dhakhel diya.
Aur kaha ki rajkumar ko koi bhi aise nahi chu sakata...
Woh ladaki pahile toh piche dhakelane ki wajah se gussa hue. Aur bad main rajkumar wali bat suni toh aur jor se hasane lagi....
Main - sach sach batana kon ho tum hume yaha kaise bulaya, koi jadugarani toh nahi..
Ladaki - oh hero ruke jara pahile toh tum log mere ghar main ghus gaye aur mujhe hi puch rahe ho.
Main - thik hai par ye hero kya hota hai..
Ladaki awak se mujhe dekhane lagi..jaise maine uska katal karane wala hun...
Ladaki- abe ghochu tumhe hero ka matlab sach main pata nahi hai ya natak kar rahe ho. Aur ye kapade kaise hai ismain ekdam bhaddu dikh rahe ho..
Main - ye ladaki juban sambhal ke bat kar rajkumar hai hum.
Ladaki - ghanta!!!
Joh bhi ho abhi ke abhi mere ghar se nikal jao..
Main - han han ja rahe hai. Hume koi shok nahi tumhare jaise ko muh lagane ka.
Aur main gusse se bahar aa gaya aur mere piche piche oh charo bhi.
Ohhhhhh
Ye sab kya hai, itani unche unche mahel kab banane lage. Aur ye awaj kaisa hai..
Bhurrrr bhurrrr, po po ..
Mera toh sar chakrane laga.
Main bhaga ander aur us ladaki ke hath ko pakad ke palat diya.. tab woh sambhal nahi paye. Aur main sine se aage lagi..
Uffff kitana acha laga.. uske sharir se ak madak khushabu aa rahi thi.. hamare nagari me maine aaj tak aisi khushabu nahi sunghi thi..
Woh ladaki bhi mere sine se lag ke ek tak mere ankho main dekh rahi thi. Main bhi uske ankho main dekhata chala gaya..
Ek alag ki kashish thi uski ankho main.
Main bas usi main kho gaya. Jab bahar se sheela bhi ander aa gaye toh hum dono hudbadi se alag hue.
Ab woh mujhe gusse se ghur rahi thi.
Maine himmat karake pucha.
Main - tum ne ye konsa jadu kiya hai..
Bahar kitane bade aur unche mahal hai aur awaje bhi alag hi aa rahi hai...
Ladaki - tum kya pagal ho kya. Maine koi jadu nahi kiya.. aur ab tum nikalo yaha se nahi toh mujhe police ko bulana padega.
Main - ye police kya hota hai.
Ladaki - OMG kis gadho se pala pada hai.
Jaise hi us ladki ne ye bola sheela ne apni talwar nikali aur uske gale ke pass rakh diya. Aur jor se boli.
Teri himmat kaise hue rajkumar ko gadha bolane ki. Main abhi tumhari gardan dhad se alag kar dungi..
Main - sheela shant ho jao, aur tum ye ladaki hume abhi ke abhi hamare ghar bhej do nahi toh tumhare liye accha nahi hoga...
Ladaki - pahile yr bata toh do ki tumhara ghar kaha hai.
Main - suhani nagari main hai mera mahel hume waha pahucha do.
Ladaki - suhani nagari
maine aaj tak ye nam nahi suna... ab sach sach bata do tum kon ho.Main - maine kaha na main rajkumar hun.
Ladaki - thik thoda samay edhar khade raho main aati hun.
Ye bol ke oh ladaki bahar chali gaye..
Aur hame chalane ka eshara ki hume niche le gaye waha par ek alag hi tarah ki gadi khadi thi.. jab us ladaki ne darwaja khol ke hume baithane ko kaha..tab maine pucha ki iska ghoda kaha hai..bina ghode ke ye kaise chalegi.
Ladaki awak si mujhe hi dekh raho thi aur fir apne sar pe hath se mara aur boli ye aise hi chalegi baith jao...
Toh main uske sath aage baith gaya aur mere sathi piche....
Jab hum raste se ja rahe the toh meri najar humare rajmahal pe padi..
Main jor se chikha aur bola oh raha mera ghar hume waha chod do...
Usne hame waha pe utar diya aur chali gaye..
Jab ham ne ander jane ko koshish ki toh dwarpal ne hame rok liya. Hame ander jane hi nahi de rahe the...
Ham hatash hoke raste pe aa gaye.. waha bhi oh ajeeb se bina ghodo wali gadiya edhar udhar ghum rahi thi..
Subah se rat ho gaye hum ab kaha jaye kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha...
Achanak barish hone lagi aur hum ek dukan ke bahar khade ho gaye....
Hame sab log ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the...
Thoda samay hua tha ki 1 gadi aa ke ruk gaye... aur us main se 3 admi nikale joh ki ek jaise kapde main the..
Unohne hame pakada aur gadi main baith ke le jane lage..
Main puch raha tha ki kon ho aap lok aur hame kya kaha le ja rahe ho. Par oh sunaneko tayar nahi the...
Akhir gadi ruki aur hume waha ke bandigrah main dala gaya...
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Pahele update padhke ye socha tha ki ye punarjanm ki kahani hogi butUpdate 5
Aab aage:-
Jaise hi dharti wala ladka pani main gira waise hi udhar rajkumar aur uske sathi hawa main gayab hue aur pohoch gaye ek ghar main...
Yeh ghar ek bulding ke upper bana hua tha or waha se sare sahar ko dekha ja sakata tha..bulding jyada uchi nahi thi par pahadi jaise ilake main thi...
(Ab kahani rajkumar ke jubani)
Main aur mere sathi jaise hi us ghar main pahuche hame thoda ajeeb sa laga abhi thodi der pahile hum jan bachane ke liye bhage the aur ab yaha ye konsi jagah hai..
Tabhi light aa jati hai aur waha rakhi hue TV on ho jati hai..jab TV me se bolane ki awaj ane lagti hai toh hum 5 co dar jate hai..
Tabhi sheela age jake apni talwar se TV ko tod deti hai. Jab oh wapas ane lagati hai toh uska pair bolane wali gudiya pe padata hai
Fir kya tha oh apne talwar se us gudiya ko fad deti hai.. gudiya ke ander joh rui bhari hue thi oh sare ghar main fail jati hai...
Hume kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai..
Tabhi ghar ka darwaja khul jata hai aur usmain se ajeeb se kapade pahine hue ek ladaki ander aa jati hai...
Kya khubsurar ladaki thi par uske kapade khuch alag hi the. Mujhe samaj nahi aa raha the ye kaise kapde hai or yahi hal mere sathi ka bhi tha...
Jab ladaki ghar main ghusati hai toh pahile jor se chilllati hai.. aur fir shanti se idhar udhar dekhane lagati hai..
Jab uski najar hum pe padi toh woh dar gaye aur turant ladai wali stithi main aa gaye....
Aur darate darte puchi ki kon ho aap log..
Ab ye karishama samajo aur kuch aur par hamari aur uski bhasha thodi ek jaisi thi..
Main - hum Rajkumar hai suhani nagari ke aur ye hamare sathi.
Mera itane bolate hi oh kisi pagalo ke jaise hasane lage.. mujhe ab gussa ane laga tha oh bematalab ki hase ja rahi thi.
Kuch samay bad woh normal hue aur..
Mere taraf eshara karake kaha.
Ladaki - oh idiot tumhe savere savere main hi mili thi ullu banane ke liye. Ab is jamane main mi rajkumar bane firate ho. Aut ye kaise kapde pahane hai..kisi natak karane walo main se ho kya...
Ye kahake woh mere kapde chune lagi.
Tabhi sheela ne usko piche dhakhel diya.
Aur kaha ki rajkumar ko koi bhi aise nahi chu sakata...
Woh ladaki pahile toh piche dhakelane ki wajah se gussa hue. Aur bad main rajkumar wali bat suni toh aur jor se hasane lagi....
Main - sach sach batana kon ho tum hume yaha kaise bulaya, koi jadugarani toh nahi..
Ladaki - oh hero ruke jara pahile toh tum log mere ghar main ghus gaye aur mujhe hi puch rahe ho.
Main - thik hai par ye hero kya hota hai..
Ladaki awak se mujhe dekhane lagi..jaise maine uska katal karane wala hun...
Ladaki- abe ghochu tumhe hero ka matlab sach main pata nahi hai ya natak kar rahe ho. Aur ye kapade kaise hai ismain ekdam bhaddu dikh rahe ho..
Main - ye ladaki juban sambhal ke bat kar rajkumar hai hum.
Ladaki - ghanta!!!
Joh bhi ho abhi ke abhi mere ghar se nikal jao..
Main - han han ja rahe hai. Hume koi shok nahi tumhare jaise ko muh lagane ka.
Aur main gusse se bahar aa gaya aur mere piche piche oh charo bhi.
Ohhhhhh
Ye sab kya hai, itani unche unche mahel kab banane lage. Aur ye awaj kaisa hai..
Bhurrrr bhurrrr, po po ..
Mera toh sar chakrane laga.
Main bhaga ander aur us ladaki ke hath ko pakad ke palat diya.. tab woh sambhal nahi paye. Aur main sine se aage lagi..
Uffff kitana acha laga.. uske sharir se ak madak khushabu aa rahi thi.. hamare nagari me maine aaj tak aisi khushabu nahi sunghi thi..
Woh ladaki bhi mere sine se lag ke ek tak mere ankho main dekh rahi thi. Main bhi uske ankho main dekhata chala gaya..
Ek alag ki kashish thi uski ankho main.
Main bas usi main kho gaya. Jab bahar se sheela bhi ander aa gaye toh hum dono hudbadi se alag hue.
Ab woh mujhe gusse se ghur rahi thi.
Maine himmat karake pucha.
Main - tum ne ye konsa jadu kiya hai..
Bahar kitane bade aur unche mahal hai aur awaje bhi alag hi aa rahi hai...
Ladaki - tum kya pagal ho kya. Maine koi jadu nahi kiya.. aur ab tum nikalo yaha se nahi toh mujhe police ko bulana padega.
Main - ye police kya hota hai.
Ladaki - OMG kis gadho se pala pada hai.
Jaise hi us ladki ne ye bola sheela ne apni talwar nikali aur uske gale ke pass rakh diya. Aur jor se boli.
Teri himmat kaise hue rajkumar ko gadha bolane ki. Main abhi tumhari gardan dhad se alag kar dungi..
Main - sheela shant ho jao, aur tum ye ladaki hume abhi ke abhi hamare ghar bhej do nahi toh tumhare liye accha nahi hoga...
Ladaki - pahile yr bata toh do ki tumhara ghar kaha hai.
Main - suhani nagari main hai mera mahel hume waha pahucha do.
Ladaki - suhani nagari
Main - maine kaha na main rajkumar hun.
Ladaki - thik thoda samay edhar khade raho main aati hun.
Ye bol ke oh ladaki bahar chali gaye..
Aur hame chalane ka eshara ki hume niche le gaye waha par ek alag hi tarah ki gadi khadi thi.. jab us ladaki ne darwaja khol ke hume baithane ko kaha..tab maine pucha ki iska ghoda kaha hai..bina ghode ke ye kaise chalegi.
Ladaki awak si mujhe hi dekh raho thi aur fir apne sar pe hath se mara aur boli ye aise hi chalegi baith jao...
Toh main uske sath aage baith gaya aur mere sathi piche....
Jab hum raste se ja rahe the toh meri najar humare rajmahal pe padi..
Main jor se chikha aur bola oh raha mera ghar hume waha chod do...
Usne hame waha pe utar diya aur chali gaye..
Jab ham ne ander jane ko koshish ki toh dwarpal ne hame rok liya. Hame ander jane hi nahi de rahe the...
Ham hatash hoke raste pe aa gaye.. waha bhi oh ajeeb se bina ghodo wali gadiya edhar udhar ghum rahi thi..
Subah se rat ho gaye hum ab kaha jaye kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha...
Achanak barish hone lagi aur hum ek dukan ke bahar khade ho gaye....
Hame sab log ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the...
Thoda samay hua tha ki 1 gadi aa ke ruk gaye... aur us main se 3 admi nikale joh ki ek jaise kapde main the..
Unohne hame pakada aur gadi main baith ke le jane lage..
Main puch raha tha ki kon ho aap lok aur hame kya kaha le ja rahe ho. Par oh sunaneko tayar nahi the...
Akhir gadi ruki aur hume waha ke bandigrah main dala gaya...
is update mein toh kuch alag hi yahan chal raha hai rajkumar or unke saathi present mein shayad teleport hoke aa gaye hein ya aur kuch chakkar hai writer sahab 
aur fir us do bhaiyon ka scene 
kahan hai...btw agle kuch bhagon hame pata chal jaye is baare mein...great update