Romance RANG TERE ISHQ KA

[jayantaDS]

Koi Faryaad Tere Dil Main Dabi Ho Jaise.
Tu Nai Aankhon Se Koi Baat Kahi Ho Jaise.

Jaagtey Jaagtey Ek Umar Kati Ho Jaise..
Jaan Baki Ho Magar Saans Ruki Ho Jaise..

Har Mulakaat Pe Mehsus Yehi Hota Hai..
Mujh Se Kuch Teri Nazar Puch Rahi Ho Jaise..

Raah Chalte Hue Aksar Yeh Goman Hota Hai.
Woh Nazar Chup Ke Mujhe Dekh Rahi Ho Jaise.

Ake Lamhe Main Simat Aya Sadyon Ka Safar.
Zindgi Teaz Bohut Teaz Chali Ho Jaise.

Is Tarha Pehron Tujhe Sochta Rehta Hon Main.
Meri Har Saans Tere Naam Likhi Ho Jaise.

 

[Dhaal Urph Pradeep]

Dil ko thodi tasalli mil jayegi..

दिल को तसल्ली दिलाते दिलाते ध्यान रखना कहीं दिल भूल न जाय वो दिल हैं या तसल्ली का डब्बा

 

[Bilal jan]

UPDATE - 02​

hum charo ne pack khatam kiya or loe fir bola..

LOY : - ab aage bata coffee shop gaya tha ki nahi?

NISCHAL :- hmmm...to suno...


RESTAURANT KE UNDER...ANKITA WITH NISCHAL..


hum dono ek table par bethe the..
Restaurant bahot mast tha.. under music bhi baj raha tha romantic wala..

Ankita chup chap bethi thi kuch bhi bol nahi rahi thi to mene pucha...

NISCHAL :- kya hua tujhe kab se yuhi chup bethi ho..?..

ANKITA :- ........

NISCHAL : -(pyar se) kya hua?

ANKITA: - .............

ab mujhe gussa bhi aane laga tha ankita kuch bol nahi rahi thi is liye..

NISCHAL :- kyaa........hua....?

bc ab bhi kuch nahi boli..

NISCHAL :- ( jorr se ) kyaa huaa...?

ankita rone lagi....

UskiI rone ki avaj sun kar waiter aa gaya hamare table pe vo niche jhuk kar mera or ankita ka face dekhne laga...

NISCHAL :- kya hai be?

WAITER :- order...

NISCHAL :- to tu mere sar pe chad ke order likhega kya? ...dur khada re be.. jaa do cup chai leke aa..

ankita jo rona band kar ke hum dono ko dekh rahi thi vo fatak se boli..

ANKITA :- mujhe chai nahi pini...

NISCHAL :- to coffee order kar du..?

ANKITA :- no mujhe coffee bhi nahi pini..

NISCHAL :- baby coffee to tumhe bahot pasand hai na to fir kyu nahi pini?

ANKITA :- yuhi...mujhe nahi pini...

waiter ankita ko puchne laga

WAITER :- pasta lau mem..

NISCHAL :- coffee..

WAITER :- pasta..

NISCHAL :- tu jaa bhe do cup coffee leke aa...

waiter chala gaya or ankita boli..

ANKITA :- tune coffee kyu mangvay?

NISCHAL :- yaar vo sab chod hum kitne din bad mile hai kuch achhi bat karte hai na..

ANKITA :- teri wajah se....tune coffee kyu magvay?

NISCHAL :- kuch or baat kare?.. tumhare liye office ka sara kam chhod kar aaya hu..ab puri raat jaag kar mujhe Din ka sara kam khatam karna hoga..

ANKITA :- to isme me kya karu?....tune coffee kyu magvay?

saala mera dimang kharab ho raha tha par fir bhi me use pyar se bat karne ki sochi...

NISCHAL :- tujhe pata hai mane aaj white colour ki baniyan pehni hai..

ANKITA :- tune coffee kyu magvay?
NISCHAL : - ( bh***** ) tu aaj mast dikh rahi hai..ek dam hot...

ANKITA :- hmmm.. thank you... but tune coffee kyu magvay?

NISCHAL :- udhar dekh red top wali ladki bhi coffee pi rahi hai...

ANKITA :- ( gusse me or jorr se) tera dhyan us kamini par hai .. tune coffee kyu magvay?..

Ankita itni jor se boli thi ki restaurant ke under ke sare log hamari taraf dekh rahe the..

NISCHAL : - ( dheere se) dekh sab log hume hi dekh rahe hai to dheere bol....

ANKITA :- tumhe sab logo ki padi hai sivay mere...tune coffee kyu magvay ?

NISCHAL :- abe yaar coffee kyu mangavate hai log?...pine ke liye.. to mene bhi pine ke liye hi mangvay hogi na ..

ANKITA :- par mujhe coffee nahi pini to tune coffee kyu magvay ?

ab mera dimang kharab ho gaya tha bc .. to me fir gusse me bola..

NISCHAL : -( gusse se) tujhe coffee nahi pini to teri coffee me pi jaunga ...

ANKITA :- tujhe do do cup coffee pini thi to tune mere liye coffee mangvane ka natak kyu kiya?..

NISCHAL :- ( gusse me) tujhe coffee nahi pini to me kya karu ...ab order kiya hai to pini to padegi na..

ANKITA : - mere mana karne ke bad bhi tune coffee kyu mangvay? Me nahi piyungi to tujhe bhi nahi pini chahiye na..

NISCHAL ( gusse me table pe gusa mar ke ) ye mere baap ka restaurant nahi hai jo hume free me bethne dega

Me itni jor se bola tha ki restaurant me jo music chal raha tha vo bhi band ho gaya...

ANKITA :- ( rote hue) kitna jorr se chilaya tu...music bhi band ho gaya...

NISCHAL :- (music bajane wale waiter se) o bhai music chalu rakh..

ANKITA :- kitne dino bad hum mile hai fir bhi tum muj par itna gussa kar raha hai.. mere mana karne ke bad bhi tune coffee mangay...mujhe fikar nahi hogi kya tumhari...tumhare papa kitni mehnat karke paisa kamate hoge or tum aise paise barbad kar rahe ho...tum ne coffee kyu magvay ?..

bc mujhe ab bahot gussa aa raha tha kab se ek hi bat pe atki hai ye...tabhi waiter aa gaya ..

WAITER :- lo sir apki coffee ....

mene gusse me waiter ka coller pakad ke niche khisa or bola :- teri coffee ab daal de apni g**d ke under....kaha dalega?

WAITER :-( darte hue) under..

NISCHAL :- kaha dalega.?

WAITER :- meri g***d ke under...

mene waiter ko choda or bill ke paise table pe rakh kar jaldi nikal gaya restaurant se...
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LOY :- haahaahaahaaa.....tune coffee kyu mangvay....hahahahaaa.....

NISCHAL : - Saala mene sapne me bhi ye nahi socha tha ki coffee bhi kisika breakup kara sakti hai...

Vicky :- ( girl ki avaj nikal te hue) tune coffee kyu magvay .....hahhaaaahhaa...

NISCHAL : - abe ab pack banao bc...

LOY :- dhule fatafat char glass coffee bana...hahahaahaaa...

DHULE : - abe fatisar uska breakup ho gaya or tujhe masti chadi hai be..

NISCHAL :- abe mujhe breakup ho gaya uska gam nahi hai... vaise bhi me ankita ko pyaar nahi karta tha vo to usne mujhe blackmail karke haa bulvaya tha..tum chutiyo ko to pata hai na usne kya natak kiya tha school me..

VICKY :- haan be yaad hai...usne propose kiya tha to tune mana kar diya tha to vo school ki building par chad kar kudne ki dhamki di tab jake tune ha kaha tha..

NISCHAL :- mene haa kaha tab se mere credit card ka istemal itna hua hai ki utna to mene 10 saal me bhi nahi kiya hoga utna tin saal me ho gaya....
har bar 50 hajar...1 laakh utne ki shopping karti hai vo or to or uske sare kharche vo mere paiso se hi karti...mobile bhi mene use gift kia tha iPhone vo bhi usne samne se hi manga apni birthday par...fir activa bhi mere paiso se li usne ... saala jab papa mujhe puchte ki tere credit card se itne paisa kaha kharch karta hai...to me kuch bol hi nahi pata...saala Pareshan ho gaya tha is liye ab usase dur hi rahunga...or mene maa ko sab bata diya hai to maa ne sab handle kar liya hai....

LOY :- Abe tu aunty ko sab bate kyu bata deta hai...? Bhala aisi bate apni maa ko kon batata hai be..?

NISCHAL :- abe meri life me agar koi hai jise me koi bhi bat nahi chupata to vo meri maa hai.. tum logo ne suna hoga ki maa or beti sabse best saheliya hoti hai... or aise hi mere or maa ke bich bhi best friend wala rista bhi hai....bas fark itna hai ki me beta hu par maa mujhe beti ki tarah rakhti hai apni saheli hi manti hai... isi liye to maa ne mera nick name nishu rakha hai...

jab ankita ne school me jo nakat kiya vo bhi maine usi din maa ko sab bata diya tha..

tab maa ne bhi kaha tha ki abhi use proposal ko accpet kar le abhi use mana kar dega to fir se suicide karne ki Koshish kar sakti hai...kuch jyada problem ho to mujhe bata dena me sab dekh lungi...
Or phir mene restaurant wali bat batay maa ko to maa ankita ke ghar gay thi..
maa ne ankita ke ghar jake kya kiya ye to mene nahi pucha par tab se ankita ka ek bhi call ya msg nahi aaya hai...

VICKY :- aunty sach me tera bahot dhyan rakhti hai...jaise Tu aaj bhi 1, 2 saal ka chota bachha ho...

Abhi hum baat kar hi rahe the ki koi hume dhundte hue idhar hi aa raha tha or...vickida...kaha chala gaya...nalayak...
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TO BE CONTINUED.................

Wahhhhh jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......
waiting for next update.......

 

[jayantaDS]

UPDATE - 01
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ek marriage hall ke piche char ladke daru ki do bottle leke chale jate hai...
ye charo best friend hai or yaha in charo mese ladka2 ki bahan ki shadi hai marriage hall me...

Charo marriage hall ke piche aa jate hai jaha andhera tha or kisi ke aane ko bhi chance nahi tha to charo hi niche jamin par hi beth jate hai or bottle or chakna, glass, pani ki battle bich me rakh dete hai..


" yaar jaldi se peck banao.. sala bahot dino bad daru mili hai " …. Ladka4 bolta hai..

" 2 min bc itni jaldi kya hai...chala branded mal dekh kar teri lar tapakne lagti hai " ladka2 bola..

ladke3 bolta hai :- are tu batua chor ki bat chod or bottle khol be..

" haan be kholta hu..." ladka2 daru ki bottle ka dhakkan kholta hai..

ladka2 daru ki bottle ka dhakkan khol kar fir
char plastic ke glass me daru nikalta hai ..
fir charo glass ne pani bhi dalta hai or
charo ke pack ban jate hai..

ladka2,ladka3,ladka4 tino apne apne pack le lete hai..
ladka1 abhi chup chap betha tha..
to ladka2 use dekh kar bolta hai..

Ladka2 :- nishu darling tu aise kyu muh latka ke betha hai be?… le peck laga ..

ladka4 bolta hai : - breakup ho gaya iska lagta hai..

ladka4 ki baat sun kar ladka2 bolta hai :- kya hua bhai tuje?..

Ladka 1 pehle apna pack leke ek hi sans me pura gale me utar deta hai or fir bolta hai..

Ladka 1 :- are yaar vo mene ek ladki ko kal mall me dekha tha... or mujhe use dekh kar pehli nazar me hi pyaar ho gaya hai yaar..

Ladka 2 :- abe teri to pehle se Gf hai na ..?

Ladka 2 :- hain nahi be thi 15 din pehle hi breakup kar liya mene..

Ladka 2 :- kyu be kya hua tha dikhne me to achi thi fir kuch lafda hua tha kya? Or uska name Kya tha be ?.

"Ankita ".. ladka4 fatak se bola..

Ladka 3 :- tu bahot yaad rakh raha be iski Gf ka name ?

Ladka 2 :- abe tum dono chup betho...
nishu kya hua tha ankita or tere bich jo tune breakup kar liya?..

( Ladka1 koi or nahi nischal hi hai)

Ladka 1 :- Nischal ( nishu)

Ladka 2 :- Vicky ( Vicky

Ladka 3 :- Divyesh ( dhula)

Ladka : - Pankaj ( loe)


Nischal :- hmmm… to suno tum logo ko to pata
hi hoga ki is vaction me papa Dubai gaye the..
to papa mujhe apni office ki or business ki
jimedari mujh par chhod gaye the ..

To me office sambhal ne me itna busy tha ki
Ankita ko milne hi nahi gaya 20 din tak..
Mujhe time hi nahi milta tha..
papa ke bina business sambhal na bahot hard tha mere liye or uper se Ankita call pe call kar rahi thi...me call par thodi bahot bat kar leta tha..
par ankita ko to bas milna tha..

Ek din dopaher ko me office me beth kar file dekh raha tha ki Ankita ka call aaya..

Mene call receive kar liya..or jaise hi mene kan par fone lagaya to udhar se ankita itni badki hue thi ki mene jaise hi hello bola...

Nischal :- hello jaan...

Ankita :- me yaha tumhe har pal yaad karti rehti hu..1-1 min tumhe miss karti hu or call bhi me samne se karti hu tab … tumhe meri kuch chinta bhi hai ya nahi... kitne din se tum mujhe milne nahi aaye or naa hi thik se baat karte ho...me tujhe kitna pyaar hu or ek tum ho apne kam me busy rehte ho...aisa bhi kya kam karte ho jo tum mujhe milne ke liye bhi nahi aa sakte...

Ek hi sans me itna bol gay ankita ki me to sun te hi reh gaya...

Nischal :- relax baby... me abhi papa ka office ka kam sambhal raha hu is liye time nahi mil pa raha hai milne ka..

Ankita :- haan to kaam to sab karte hai mujhe bhi ghar me bahot kam hai fir bhi me hamare liye time nikal leti hu..

Nischal :- me papa ki office or business sambhal raha hu yrr..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya??

Nischal :- important meeting me busy tha office me..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya?

Nischal :- are yaar ye kya ek hi sawal leke Beth gay tu..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya?

Nischal :- sunay nahi deta kya..bol to raha hu ki office ke kam me busy hu...papa Dubai hai to office ka jimma mere par hai..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya .?

Nischal ( teri maa ×××××××..) :- ( gusse se chilate hue ) sun office me ek chipkali hai.. vo pregnant thi to ek din achanak hi uske pet me dard hone laga...
to fir me use hospital le gaya or uski delivery karvay..
7 bacho ko janam diya hai… or saare bache healthy hue hai or ab kal un sab ka name karan rakha hai mene..

Ankita :- ( rone lagi) aahhaahaha...aahhhaahahaa…

Nischal :- rona band karo or suno kal hum milte hai betway coffee shop me okk..

Anikta ka rona band ho jata hai ek min me or bolti hai :- okk jaan …byyy love you...

Or call cut ho jata hai...

Nischal ne kehna band hi kiya tha ki Leo bol padta hai..

Leo :- chipkali bacha na peda kare a andda muke andda.…

Nischal :- haan tere baap ne chipkali ka business khol rakha hai to vo roj chipkaliyo ki delivery karvata hoga jo tujhe sab pata hai bhosdk...

Vicky :- hahahahaa …..haahahaaa...hahahaaaa…. Tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya?….

Tino pet pakad ke hasne lage.…
or fir thodi der me hasna band kar ke wapis peck banaya or vo pack pite hue vicky bola..

Vicky : - haan to ab aage kya hua tu coffee shop me milne gaya tha ya nahi ?

Nischal : - haan batata hu pehle pack to pi lene de...

( Story ki thodi si jhalak hai baki sab ka intro details agle update me dunga..)

Lajawab shuruaat...... jaise nimbu maar ke special saay........

 

[Prem pyasa]

Aap index Bana lo. Aapki kahani padhna chahta hoon main

 

[Dhaal Urph Pradeep]

UPDATE - 01
​

ek marriage hall ke piche char ladke daru ki do bottle leke chale jate hai...
ye charo best friend hai or yaha in charo mese ladka2 ki bahan ki shadi hai marriage hall me...

Charo marriage hall ke piche aa jate hai jaha andhera tha or kisi ke aane ko bhi chance nahi tha to charo hi niche jamin par hi beth jate hai or bottle or chakna, glass, pani ki battle bich me rakh dete hai..


" yaar jaldi se peck banao.. sala bahot dino bad daru mili hai " …. Ladka4 bolta hai..

" 2 min bc itni jaldi kya hai...chala branded mal dekh kar teri lar tapakne lagti hai " ladka2 bola..

ladke3 bolta hai :- are tu batua chor ki bat chod or bottle khol be..

" haan be kholta hu..." ladka2 daru ki bottle ka dhakkan kholta hai..

ladka2 daru ki bottle ka dhakkan khol kar fir
char plastic ke glass me daru nikalta hai ..
fir charo glass ne pani bhi dalta hai or
charo ke pack ban jate hai..

ladka2,ladka3,ladka4 tino apne apne pack le lete hai..
ladka1 abhi chup chap betha tha..
to ladka2 use dekh kar bolta hai..

Ladka2 :- nishu darling tu aise kyu muh latka ke betha hai be?… le peck laga ..

ladka4 bolta hai : - breakup ho gaya iska lagta hai..

ladka4 ki baat sun kar ladka2 bolta hai :- kya hua bhai tuje?..

Ladka 1 pehle apna pack leke ek hi sans me pura gale me utar deta hai or fir bolta hai..

Ladka 1 :- are yaar vo mene ek ladki ko kal mall me dekha tha... or mujhe use dekh kar pehli nazar me hi pyaar ho gaya hai yaar..

Ladka 2 :- abe teri to pehle se Gf hai na ..?

Ladka 2 :- hain nahi be thi 15 din pehle hi breakup kar liya mene..

Ladka 2 :- kyu be kya hua tha dikhne me to achi thi fir kuch lafda hua tha kya? Or uska name Kya tha be ?.

"Ankita ".. ladka4 fatak se bola..

Ladka 3 :- tu bahot yaad rakh raha be iski Gf ka name ?

Ladka 2 :- abe tum dono chup betho...
nishu kya hua tha ankita or tere bich jo tune breakup kar liya?..

( Ladka1 koi or nahi nischal hi hai)

Ladka 1 :- Nischal ( nishu)

Ladka 2 :- Vicky ( Vicky

Ladka 3 :- Divyesh ( dhula)

Ladka : - Pankaj ( loe)


Nischal :- hmmm… to suno tum logo ko to pata
hi hoga ki is vaction me papa Dubai gaye the..
to papa mujhe apni office ki or business ki
jimedari mujh par chhod gaye the ..

To me office sambhal ne me itna busy tha ki
Ankita ko milne hi nahi gaya 20 din tak..
Mujhe time hi nahi milta tha..
papa ke bina business sambhal na bahot hard tha mere liye or uper se Ankita call pe call kar rahi thi...me call par thodi bahot bat kar leta tha..
par ankita ko to bas milna tha..

Ek din dopaher ko me office me beth kar file dekh raha tha ki Ankita ka call aaya..

Mene call receive kar liya..or jaise hi mene kan par fone lagaya to udhar se ankita itni badki hue thi ki mene jaise hi hello bola...

Nischal :- hello jaan...

Ankita :- me yaha tumhe har pal yaad karti rehti hu..1-1 min tumhe miss karti hu or call bhi me samne se karti hu tab … tumhe meri kuch chinta bhi hai ya nahi... kitne din se tum mujhe milne nahi aaye or naa hi thik se baat karte ho...me tujhe kitna pyaar hu or ek tum ho apne kam me busy rehte ho...aisa bhi kya kam karte ho jo tum mujhe milne ke liye bhi nahi aa sakte...

Ek hi sans me itna bol gay ankita ki me to sun te hi reh gaya...

Nischal :- relax baby... me abhi papa ka office ka kam sambhal raha hu is liye time nahi mil pa raha hai milne ka..

Ankita :- haan to kaam to sab karte hai mujhe bhi ghar me bahot kam hai fir bhi me hamare liye time nikal leti hu..

Nischal :- me papa ki office or business sambhal raha hu yrr..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya??

Nischal :- important meeting me busy tha office me..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya?

Nischal :- are yaar ye kya ek hi sawal leke Beth gay tu..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya?

Nischal :- sunay nahi deta kya..bol to raha hu ki office ke kam me busy hu...papa Dubai hai to office ka jimma mere par hai..

Ankita :- tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya .?

Nischal ( teri maa ×××××××..) :- ( gusse se chilate hue ) sun office me ek chipkali hai.. vo pregnant thi to ek din achanak hi uske pet me dard hone laga...
to fir me use hospital le gaya or uski delivery karvay..
7 bacho ko janam diya hai… or saare bache healthy hue hai or ab kal un sab ka name karan rakha hai mene..

Ankita :- ( rone lagi) aahhaahaha...aahhhaahahaa…

Nischal :- rona band karo or suno kal hum milte hai betway coffee shop me okk..

Anikta ka rona band ho jata hai ek min me or bolti hai :- okk jaan …byyy love you...

Or call cut ho jata hai...

Nischal ne kehna band hi kiya tha ki Leo bol padta hai..

Leo :- chipkali bacha na peda kare a andda muke andda.…

Nischal :- haan tere baap ne chipkali ka business khol rakha hai to vo roj chipkaliyo ki delivery karvata hoga jo tujhe sab pata hai bhosdk...

Vicky :- hahahahaa …..haahahaaa...hahahaaaa…. Tu mujhe milne kyu nahi aaya?….

Tino pet pakad ke hasne lage.…
or fir thodi der me hasna band kar ke wapis peck banaya or vo pack pite hue vicky bola..

Vicky : - haan to ab aage kya hua tu coffee shop me milne gaya tha ya nahi ?

Nischal : - haan batata hu pehle pack to pi lene de...

( Story ki thodi si jhalak hai baki sab ka intro details agle update me dunga..)

भाई साहब किया करने वाले हो तू आया क्यो नहीं। Gf की मच मच ने निश्छल का भेजा खा दिया। तू आया क्यों नहीं। विचारा दोस्तो के साथ दारू में डुबकी लगा रहा था। तू बता आया क्यों नहीं दोस्त भी अजब गजब हैं खुद की बहन की शादी हैं और पंडाल के पीछे दारू पार्टी कर रहा हैं। वैसे कर भी किया सकता हैं काम तो कुछ था नहीं विदाई के वक्त रोना धोना ही बचा था और ये निश्छल कैसा जीएफ बनया था री कोई और नहीं मिला था एक ही लाइन पे अटकी रहती हैं। अच्छा हुआ छोड़ के चाली गई नहीं मैं तेरी खिंचाई कर कर के दूसरी बनाने लायक ही नहीं छोड़ता।

बहुत अच्छा अपडेट था छोटा था लेकिन एहसास बहुत खास दे गया, रोम रोम में गुदगुदाता छाप छोड़ गया, सुई अटकी थी GF की, तू आया क्यों नहीं,
हम अटके थे दारू और चखने को चाटने में, बोतल खत्म तो चखना चाट के निकल लिए, ये छोटा सा नजराना है, पसंद हों तो ठेंगा दिख देना।

अप्रतिम

 

[Dhaal Urph Pradeep]

Superb Updatee

Toh update ki suruaat hi nashediyo ke saath hua hai. Aur inn nashediyo mein sabse bada nashedi aur ladkibaaz Nischal bhi shamil hai.

Ek ladki se breakup hue 15 din nhi hua kamine ko love at first sight hogya.

Dekhte hai ab aage kya hota hai.


Update mein jo comedy hai woh aise hi rakhnaa padhne mein maza aaya.

जगुआर जी लगता है आप भी निश्छल की खिंचाई वाले मुड़ में हो

 

[Dhaal Urph Pradeep]

UPDATE - 02​

hum charo ne pack khatam kiya or loe fir bola..

LOY : - ab aage bata coffee shop gaya tha ki nahi?

NISCHAL :- hmmm...to suno...


RESTAURANT KE UNDER...ANKITA WITH NISCHAL..


hum dono ek table par bethe the..
Restaurant bahot mast tha.. under music bhi baj raha tha romantic wala..

Ankita chup chap bethi thi kuch bhi bol nahi rahi thi to mene pucha...

NISCHAL :- kya hua tujhe kab se yuhi chup bethi ho..?..

ANKITA :- ........

NISCHAL : -(pyar se) kya hua?

ANKITA: - .............

ab mujhe gussa bhi aane laga tha ankita kuch bol nahi rahi thi is liye..

NISCHAL :- kyaa........hua....?

bc ab bhi kuch nahi boli..

NISCHAL :- ( jorr se ) kyaa huaa...?

ankita rone lagi....

UskiI rone ki avaj sun kar waiter aa gaya hamare table pe vo niche jhuk kar mera or ankita ka face dekhne laga...

NISCHAL :- kya hai be?

WAITER :- order...

NISCHAL :- to tu mere sar pe chad ke order likhega kya? ...dur khada re be.. jaa do cup chai leke aa..

ankita jo rona band kar ke hum dono ko dekh rahi thi vo fatak se boli..

ANKITA :- mujhe chai nahi pini...

NISCHAL :- to coffee order kar du..?

ANKITA :- no mujhe coffee bhi nahi pini..

NISCHAL :- baby coffee to tumhe bahot pasand hai na to fir kyu nahi pini?

ANKITA :- yuhi...mujhe nahi pini...

waiter ankita ko puchne laga

WAITER :- pasta lau mem..

NISCHAL :- coffee..

WAITER :- pasta..

NISCHAL :- tu jaa bhe do cup coffee leke aa...

waiter chala gaya or ankita boli..

ANKITA :- tune coffee kyu mangvay?

NISCHAL :- yaar vo sab chod hum kitne din bad mile hai kuch achhi bat karte hai na..

ANKITA :- teri wajah se....tune coffee kyu magvay?

NISCHAL :- kuch or baat kare?.. tumhare liye office ka sara kam chhod kar aaya hu..ab puri raat jaag kar mujhe Din ka sara kam khatam karna hoga..

ANKITA :- to isme me kya karu?....tune coffee kyu magvay?

saala mera dimang kharab ho raha tha par fir bhi me use pyar se bat karne ki sochi...

NISCHAL :- tujhe pata hai mane aaj white colour ki baniyan pehni hai..

ANKITA :- tune coffee kyu magvay?
NISCHAL : - ( bh***** ) tu aaj mast dikh rahi hai..ek dam hot...

ANKITA :- hmmm.. thank you... but tune coffee kyu magvay?

NISCHAL :- udhar dekh red top wali ladki bhi coffee pi rahi hai...

ANKITA :- ( gusse me or jorr se) tera dhyan us kamini par hai .. tune coffee kyu magvay?..

Ankita itni jor se boli thi ki restaurant ke under ke sare log hamari taraf dekh rahe the..

NISCHAL : - ( dheere se) dekh sab log hume hi dekh rahe hai to dheere bol....

ANKITA :- tumhe sab logo ki padi hai sivay mere...tune coffee kyu magvay ?

NISCHAL :- abe yaar coffee kyu mangavate hai log?...pine ke liye.. to mene bhi pine ke liye hi mangvay hogi na ..

ANKITA :- par mujhe coffee nahi pini to tune coffee kyu magvay ?

ab mera dimang kharab ho gaya tha bc .. to me fir gusse me bola..

NISCHAL : -( gusse se) tujhe coffee nahi pini to teri coffee me pi jaunga ...

ANKITA :- tujhe do do cup coffee pini thi to tune mere liye coffee mangvane ka natak kyu kiya?..

NISCHAL :- ( gusse me) tujhe coffee nahi pini to me kya karu ...ab order kiya hai to pini to padegi na..

ANKITA : - mere mana karne ke bad bhi tune coffee kyu mangvay? Me nahi piyungi to tujhe bhi nahi pini chahiye na..

NISCHAL ( gusse me table pe gusa mar ke ) ye mere baap ka restaurant nahi hai jo hume free me bethne dega

Me itni jor se bola tha ki restaurant me jo music chal raha tha vo bhi band ho gaya...

ANKITA :- ( rote hue) kitna jorr se chilaya tu...music bhi band ho gaya...

NISCHAL :- (music bajane wale waiter se) o bhai music chalu rakh..

ANKITA :- kitne dino bad hum mile hai fir bhi tum muj par itna gussa kar raha hai.. mere mana karne ke bad bhi tune coffee mangay...mujhe fikar nahi hogi kya tumhari...tumhare papa kitni mehnat karke paisa kamate hoge or tum aise paise barbad kar rahe ho...tum ne coffee kyu magvay ?..

bc mujhe ab bahot gussa aa raha tha kab se ek hi bat pe atki hai ye...tabhi waiter aa gaya ..

WAITER :- lo sir apki coffee ....

mene gusse me waiter ka coller pakad ke niche khisa or bola :- teri coffee ab daal de apni g**d ke under....kaha dalega?

WAITER :-( darte hue) under..

NISCHAL :- kaha dalega.?

WAITER :- meri g***d ke under...

mene waiter ko choda or bill ke paise table pe rakh kar jaldi nikal gaya restaurant se...
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LOY :- haahaahaahaaa.....tune coffee kyu mangvay....hahahahaaa.....

NISCHAL : - Saala mene sapne me bhi ye nahi socha tha ki coffee bhi kisika breakup kara sakti hai...

Vicky :- ( girl ki avaj nikal te hue) tune coffee kyu magvay .....hahhaaaahhaa...

NISCHAL : - abe ab pack banao bc...

LOY :- dhule fatafat char glass coffee bana...hahahaahaaa...

DHULE : - abe fatisar uska breakup ho gaya or tujhe masti chadi hai be..

NISCHAL :- abe mujhe breakup ho gaya uska gam nahi hai... vaise bhi me ankita ko pyaar nahi karta tha vo to usne mujhe blackmail karke haa bulvaya tha..tum chutiyo ko to pata hai na usne kya natak kiya tha school me..

VICKY :- haan be yaad hai...usne propose kiya tha to tune mana kar diya tha to vo school ki building par chad kar kudne ki dhamki di tab jake tune ha kaha tha..

NISCHAL :- mene haa kaha tab se mere credit card ka istemal itna hua hai ki utna to mene 10 saal me bhi nahi kiya hoga utna tin saal me ho gaya....
har bar 50 hajar...1 laakh utne ki shopping karti hai vo or to or uske sare kharche vo mere paiso se hi karti...mobile bhi mene use gift kia tha iPhone vo bhi usne samne se hi manga apni birthday par...fir activa bhi mere paiso se li usne ... saala jab papa mujhe puchte ki tere credit card se itne paisa kaha kharch karta hai...to me kuch bol hi nahi pata...saala Pareshan ho gaya tha is liye ab usase dur hi rahunga...or mene maa ko sab bata diya hai to maa ne sab handle kar liya hai....

LOY :- Abe tu aunty ko sab bate kyu bata deta hai...? Bhala aisi bate apni maa ko kon batata hai be..?

NISCHAL :- abe meri life me agar koi hai jise me koi bhi bat nahi chupata to vo meri maa hai.. tum logo ne suna hoga ki maa or beti sabse best saheliya hoti hai... or aise hi mere or maa ke bich bhi best friend wala rista bhi hai....bas fark itna hai ki me beta hu par maa mujhe beti ki tarah rakhti hai apni saheli hi manti hai... isi liye to maa ne mera nick name nishu rakha hai...

jab ankita ne school me jo nakat kiya vo bhi maine usi din maa ko sab bata diya tha..

tab maa ne bhi kaha tha ki abhi use proposal ko accpet kar le abhi use mana kar dega to fir se suicide karne ki Koshish kar sakti hai...kuch jyada problem ho to mujhe bata dena me sab dekh lungi...
Or phir mene restaurant wali bat batay maa ko to maa ankita ke ghar gay thi..
maa ne ankita ke ghar jake kya kiya ye to mene nahi pucha par tab se ankita ka ek bhi call ya msg nahi aaya hai...

VICKY :- aunty sach me tera bahot dhyan rakhti hai...jaise Tu aaj bhi 1, 2 saal ka chota bachha ho...

Abhi hum baat kar hi rahe the ki koi hume dhundte hue idhar hi aa raha tha or...vickida...kaha chala gaya...nalayak...
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TO BE CONTINUED.................

अच्छा हुआ इस अटकी रिकॉर्डर से सिर्फ एक कॉफी के कारण ब्रेकअप हों गया। अब तो निश्छल को बाटली छोड़ दारू की कुंए में कूद कर नहाना चाहिए । ऐसी मतलबी GF से जो छुटकारा मिल गया। क्या बला है प्रपोजल रिजेक्ट हुआ तो बिल्डिन पर चढ़ गई। और एक्सेप्ट होते ही निश्छल की बाट लगा दी। लेकिन अंत में मां बेटे की रिश्ते बात दिल को मेरे भा गया।

अप्रतिम

 

[Lucky..]

welcome brother

 

[Naina]

REVO nahi aa rahe jyada...

,, xf ki koi hawasi story hai nahi readers ki bhid lag jaaye

Romantic story hai ye.... sabra rakhiye.... dhire dhire readers bhi aa jaayenge....

Actually nain11ster unkil jab se yahan se gaye hai unke readers titar bitar ho gaye... kayi readers xf aana hi chhod diya.... to dusre stories pe best revos dene wale kayi readers ab bas ek do story pe nice awsome update likhke nikal lete hai... isliye yaha romantic story pe readers ki kami hai....