Update 22
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Shanti seedhi hui usne paani ka jug manga, haath kaanp rhe thay toh thoda paani shareer par gir gya aur baaki paani ko muuh men ghuma kar pee gyi. Jitna bhi gaadha veerya uske muuh mein tha sab paani mein gol ghumkar pet mein chla gya. Ratna bhi baithi thee baalo ka juda bna rhi thee, khuley baal ulte laite khich gye thay.
Golu : "Ye mausi aapke pass TV nahi hai?"
Ratna : "Beta purana tha ek kharab hogya hmne peechay fenk dia, fir uske baad lia nahi."
Golu : "Abe yaar, woh hota toh mze aa jaate, kal Bholu bhaiya ke saath jakar sabse pehle TV hee lekar aaunga."
Ratna : "Kyu itna kharcha kar rha hai beta? Rehndey, tu kuuch dino mein chla jayega yha vaise bhi koi ni dekhta."
Golu : "Itni bdia cheez dikha kar jaunga mausi, mere baad puray time hee TV dekhti rhogi."
Ratna : "Accha kuuch ganda hee hoga"
Shanti : "Haan iske phone mein gandi gandi picture rehti hai, wahi dikhayega."
Golu : "Arre maa unhey dekh kar hee toh nayi nayi tarkeebein aati hai, ek din mein hee thanda ho jaye aam aadmi toh."
Golu : "Chalo TV ka baad mein dekhengey. Abhi kuuch aur krte hai."
Shanti : "Rukja rukja meri saas abhi tak ukhdi hui hai. Sas lene dey", ye kehkar Shanti gehri saas lene lg jaati hai.
Ratna : "Ae Golu ye bta tera koi dost bhi hai aisa kya?"
Golu : "Aisa kaisa matlab?"
Ratna : "Matlab tere jaisa, jo apni maa ke saath?"
Golu : "Apne maa ke saath kya?", Golu bhi Ratna se masti lene lag jaata hai.
Ratna smjh jaati hai Golu kya kar rha hai.
Ratna : "Chorr tu toh har cheez mein yehi sab dhundhta rehta hai."
Golu : "Arre mausi pucho pucho ab nahi mzaak karunga"
Ratna : "Mein ye puch rhi thee tere jaisa tera koi dost bhi hai?"
Golu : "Pta nahi mausi, koi btata kahan hai? Sabko lgta hai ki dost aapas mein sab btate hai par aisa hai nahi, kya baat kiske khilaaf istemaal ho jaaye nahi pta isiliye koi kisi ko zyada btata bhi nahi hai."
Ratna : "Accha mujhey lga tum ladke aapas mein sab btate ho."
Golu : "Vehem hai mausi, koi ni btata. Ladka ho chahe ladki, ladkia aapas mein bta deti hai ladko ki ladai mein koi bhi kuuch bhi istemaal kar jaata hai, dost ho ya best friend kisi ko apni kamzori nahi btani chahiye."
Ratna : "Boht dimaag hai tere mein, sahi hai baniyo se bhi tezz hai tu toh."
Golu : "Hona padta hai mausi har koi khane ko daud rha hai."
Ratna uski baat smjh skti thee usko bhi shuru mein sab khane ko hee daud rhe thay. Ghar waalo ne paise nahi diye, saas sasur ne sahar nahi dia, pura gao uski khoobsurti ko peenay ke liye daudta tha lekin nispaksh madad kisi ne nahi ki. Golu ka zindagi jeenay ka tareeka Ratna jaisa tha par Ratna akeli thee isliye band ho chuki thee, Golu par usko fir naaz hota hai aur apni behen ke aur acche jeevan ki manokamna mann hee mann krne lgti hai.
Ratna : "Tujhey kabhi kisi par shaq bhi nahi hua?"
Golu : "Hota hee rehta hai, ek baar ghar mein maa chodlo fir sabka lgta hai sab hee kar rhe hai, muskil ho jaata hai normal se sabko dekhna, koi maa ke peechay khda hai toh lgta hai apni maa ko sehla rha hai, koi darwaza kholne lait aaye toh aisa lgta hai ki ye chod rhe thay. Shaq toh bohto par hai par ek ladki hai office mein Sonam uska sunne mein toh aaya tha boht kuuch."
Ratna : "Kya kya ? Bta?"
Golu : "Mausi tumhey kya hua? Tum kya karogi jaankar uske baare mein?"
Ratna : "Btana mujhey iss baare mein janna accha lagta hai, kaun kya kar rha hai? Bta bta tu."
Golu : "Accha ruko fir btata hu, maa ab tum theek ho gyi ho, sab aaram se lait jao mein sabko uski puri ram kahani hee suna deta hu."
Shanti : "Haan bta tu"
Golu apni maa ko kheechkar apne pass bitha leta hai. Ab aisa tha ki bistar ke ek kone mein Golu aur uski maa Shanti nange baithey thay aur dusri taraf tek lgaye Ratna aur uska beta Bholu. Kamre ke kone mein angithi jal rhi thee jiska dhua upar se hee bahar nikal rha tha. Kamre mein itni garmi thee ki aaram se baithkar baatein bina kapdo ke kiye ja skey. Raat ho chali thee Golu bhi apni kahani lekar taiyaar tha.
Golu Bholu ko kahani sunne aur apna haath chalane ko bolta hai. Bholu Golu ka haanth Shanti ki choot par jaate huye dekhta hai so woh bhi dekha dekha apni haath apni maa ki jhaato mein ghusa deta hai. Golu apna haath boht dheemay dheemay chla ja rha tha aur Shanti ke daane ko masal rha tha Bholu bhi haath fira rha tha lekin usko daane aur aurat ke shareer ki samajh itni na thee. Ratna ke liye ye bhi boht usko toh pta hee kahan tha ki asli anand hota kya hai?
Golu : "Meine ye office join kiya tha pichle saal, ek se chutia loga hai office mein chutia boss, chutiya manager, sab hai lekin ek ladki thee Sonam bdi shant aur acchi ladki, purey Gurgoan mein shayd akeli hogi jo suit pehnkar office aati hai, ptani kyu hee pehnti thee."
Ratna : "Kyu bhayi tere yahan ladkia kya pehnti hai jo suit nahi toh?"
Shanti : "Didi wahan koi ni pehnta suit saree, ladkia bhi office shirt pant mein hee jaati hai."
Ratna : "Accha, ye toh ajeeb hee hai, aurat bhi aadmi ke kapde pehen rhi hai."
Golu : "Arre mausi suno toh, Sonam se 1-2 din baat hui toh pta chla uska baap auto chalata hai. Woh ladki kisi party mein nahi jaati hai aur nahi kabhi kahi rukti thee, seedha ghar aur ghar se office, kabhi kabhi uska baap aata tha chorrna, jab jab aata tha tab tab Sonam office mein tedhi tedhi chlti hai, kuuch time toh smjh nahi aaya, lekin fir 1-2 ladkia kehne lgi ki apne baap se chudti hai, mujhey toh pkka nahi pta lekin ab woh office mein hai nahi."
Ratna : "Ye kya baat hui bhla? Aise hee kisi ke baare mein kuuch bhi bol do."
Golu : "Pta ni mausi kisi ko kuuch toh mila hee hoga, lekin bechari badi acchi dikhti thee uska baap toh uska auto hee bna deta hoga."
Shanti ye sunkar has padti hai.
Golu : "Haan mummy janwar jaisa tha uska baap, bechari tedhi chalti thee toh mujhey bhi hasi aati thee, bdia ladki thee."
Ratna : "Lagta hai tera dil aa gya hai uske upar."
Golu : "Naah mausi ghisey huye maal par", itna bolkar Golu ruk jaata hai kyuki Shanti uska muuh dekh rhi thee.
Shanti : "Nahi nahi bol badtameez vaise toh bda angrez bnta hai tu ki maa ye sab chalta hai, kisi ko kya pta chalega hm apni zindagi jeetay hai aur ab us ladki ko ghisi hui keh rha hai, hmm nalayak."
Golu : "Sorry, galti se bol gya."
Ratna : "Arre tum dono bhi kya lad rhe ho, tumse baat krna hee bekar hai."
Ratna ye bolkar apna hath Bholu ke lund pr le jaati hai aur uska haath uthakar apni chuchi par rkh deti hai. Bechara Bholu kabhi khudsey shuru toh nahi kar paata tha, lekin ek baar usko jagah dedo toh kuuch na kuuch accha kar hee deta tha. Bholu bhi Ratna ki chuchi pakad kar bheechnay lagta hai, halki halki siskari le rhi Ratna bhi uska lund aaram se upar neechay kar rhi thee. Yehi dekha dekhi Golu bhi apni maa ki choot ragad rha hota hai aur Shanti apni behen ko dekh dekh kar aahe bhar rhi thee. Golu mauka dekh kar apne honthon Shanti ke honthon se jorr deta hai, Ratna apni behen ko dekh, Bholu ka lund marodna shuru kr deti hai. Golu Shanti ki choot se bheegi ungli nikalkar Shanti ke muuh mein de deta hai aur Shanti bhi uski unglio par lagi chasni nikal nikal kar kha rhi thee. Ratna ko ye dekh aur garmi chadh rhi thee, uska shareer bhatti bna hua tha. Kal toh usko jo gandapan lagta tha aaj wahi sab usko anand de rha tha. Shanti Ratna ki aakhon mein aakhein daale ye sab kr rhi thee. Bechari Ratna ka dil dhak dhak kar rha tha, usko bhi kuuch krne ka jee kar rha tha par karti kya ladka uska aagyakari tha lekin tazurbedaar nahi aur inn cheezo mein btana padey toh kya hee mza.
Ratna Bholu ka lund hilaye jaati hai aur Bholu ka lund bhi foolta ja rha tha. Ratna uske lund ko hilaye jaati hai kuuch der mein bechara Bholu aapa khokey pichkaria maar deta hai. Bholu ka khda lund Ratna ki taraf hee tha, ghaadey safed ras ki 2 pichkaria uske pet par gir jaati hai aur woh bhi aakhein bnd krti hui wahi gir jaati hai. Udhar Shanti aur uske bete Golu ka honthon ka chumban khtm hone ka naam hee nahi le rha tha. Maa beta pta nahi kis bandhan mein thay koi hatne ka naam nahi le rha tha. Kabhi Golu Shanti ki gardaan chumta toh kabhi Shanti aahe bharti. Dono ke beech alag hee prem chal rha tha. Ratna yha aakhein band kre haseen lamho mein thee, uska bhi sir ghoom rha tha.
Shanti aur Golu bhi saas lete huye alag hote hai aur wahi charo aise hee laite laite so jaate hai.
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Shanti seedhi hui usne paani ka jug manga, haath kaanp rhe thay toh thoda paani shareer par gir gya aur baaki paani ko muuh men ghuma kar pee gyi. Jitna bhi gaadha veerya uske muuh mein tha sab paani mein gol ghumkar pet mein chla gya. Ratna bhi baithi thee baalo ka juda bna rhi thee, khuley baal ulte laite khich gye thay.
Golu : "Ye mausi aapke pass TV nahi hai?"
Ratna : "Beta purana tha ek kharab hogya hmne peechay fenk dia, fir uske baad lia nahi."
Golu : "Abe yaar, woh hota toh mze aa jaate, kal Bholu bhaiya ke saath jakar sabse pehle TV hee lekar aaunga."
Ratna : "Kyu itna kharcha kar rha hai beta? Rehndey, tu kuuch dino mein chla jayega yha vaise bhi koi ni dekhta."
Golu : "Itni bdia cheez dikha kar jaunga mausi, mere baad puray time hee TV dekhti rhogi."
Ratna : "Accha kuuch ganda hee hoga"
Shanti : "Haan iske phone mein gandi gandi picture rehti hai, wahi dikhayega."
Golu : "Arre maa unhey dekh kar hee toh nayi nayi tarkeebein aati hai, ek din mein hee thanda ho jaye aam aadmi toh."
Golu : "Chalo TV ka baad mein dekhengey. Abhi kuuch aur krte hai."
Shanti : "Rukja rukja meri saas abhi tak ukhdi hui hai. Sas lene dey", ye kehkar Shanti gehri saas lene lg jaati hai.
Ratna : "Ae Golu ye bta tera koi dost bhi hai aisa kya?"
Golu : "Aisa kaisa matlab?"
Ratna : "Matlab tere jaisa, jo apni maa ke saath?"
Golu : "Apne maa ke saath kya?", Golu bhi Ratna se masti lene lag jaata hai.
Ratna smjh jaati hai Golu kya kar rha hai.
Ratna : "Chorr tu toh har cheez mein yehi sab dhundhta rehta hai."
Golu : "Arre mausi pucho pucho ab nahi mzaak karunga"
Ratna : "Mein ye puch rhi thee tere jaisa tera koi dost bhi hai?"
Golu : "Pta nahi mausi, koi btata kahan hai? Sabko lgta hai ki dost aapas mein sab btate hai par aisa hai nahi, kya baat kiske khilaaf istemaal ho jaaye nahi pta isiliye koi kisi ko zyada btata bhi nahi hai."
Ratna : "Accha mujhey lga tum ladke aapas mein sab btate ho."
Golu : "Vehem hai mausi, koi ni btata. Ladka ho chahe ladki, ladkia aapas mein bta deti hai ladko ki ladai mein koi bhi kuuch bhi istemaal kar jaata hai, dost ho ya best friend kisi ko apni kamzori nahi btani chahiye."
Ratna : "Boht dimaag hai tere mein, sahi hai baniyo se bhi tezz hai tu toh."
Golu : "Hona padta hai mausi har koi khane ko daud rha hai."
Ratna uski baat smjh skti thee usko bhi shuru mein sab khane ko hee daud rhe thay. Ghar waalo ne paise nahi diye, saas sasur ne sahar nahi dia, pura gao uski khoobsurti ko peenay ke liye daudta tha lekin nispaksh madad kisi ne nahi ki. Golu ka zindagi jeenay ka tareeka Ratna jaisa tha par Ratna akeli thee isliye band ho chuki thee, Golu par usko fir naaz hota hai aur apni behen ke aur acche jeevan ki manokamna mann hee mann krne lgti hai.
Ratna : "Tujhey kabhi kisi par shaq bhi nahi hua?"
Golu : "Hota hee rehta hai, ek baar ghar mein maa chodlo fir sabka lgta hai sab hee kar rhe hai, muskil ho jaata hai normal se sabko dekhna, koi maa ke peechay khda hai toh lgta hai apni maa ko sehla rha hai, koi darwaza kholne lait aaye toh aisa lgta hai ki ye chod rhe thay. Shaq toh bohto par hai par ek ladki hai office mein Sonam uska sunne mein toh aaya tha boht kuuch."
Ratna : "Kya kya ? Bta?"
Golu : "Mausi tumhey kya hua? Tum kya karogi jaankar uske baare mein?"
Ratna : "Btana mujhey iss baare mein janna accha lagta hai, kaun kya kar rha hai? Bta bta tu."
Golu : "Accha ruko fir btata hu, maa ab tum theek ho gyi ho, sab aaram se lait jao mein sabko uski puri ram kahani hee suna deta hu."
Shanti : "Haan bta tu"
Golu apni maa ko kheechkar apne pass bitha leta hai. Ab aisa tha ki bistar ke ek kone mein Golu aur uski maa Shanti nange baithey thay aur dusri taraf tek lgaye Ratna aur uska beta Bholu. Kamre ke kone mein angithi jal rhi thee jiska dhua upar se hee bahar nikal rha tha. Kamre mein itni garmi thee ki aaram se baithkar baatein bina kapdo ke kiye ja skey. Raat ho chali thee Golu bhi apni kahani lekar taiyaar tha.
Golu Bholu ko kahani sunne aur apna haath chalane ko bolta hai. Bholu Golu ka haanth Shanti ki choot par jaate huye dekhta hai so woh bhi dekha dekha apni haath apni maa ki jhaato mein ghusa deta hai. Golu apna haath boht dheemay dheemay chla ja rha tha aur Shanti ke daane ko masal rha tha Bholu bhi haath fira rha tha lekin usko daane aur aurat ke shareer ki samajh itni na thee. Ratna ke liye ye bhi boht usko toh pta hee kahan tha ki asli anand hota kya hai?
Golu : "Meine ye office join kiya tha pichle saal, ek se chutia loga hai office mein chutia boss, chutiya manager, sab hai lekin ek ladki thee Sonam bdi shant aur acchi ladki, purey Gurgoan mein shayd akeli hogi jo suit pehnkar office aati hai, ptani kyu hee pehnti thee."
Ratna : "Kyu bhayi tere yahan ladkia kya pehnti hai jo suit nahi toh?"
Shanti : "Didi wahan koi ni pehnta suit saree, ladkia bhi office shirt pant mein hee jaati hai."
Ratna : "Accha, ye toh ajeeb hee hai, aurat bhi aadmi ke kapde pehen rhi hai."
Golu : "Arre mausi suno toh, Sonam se 1-2 din baat hui toh pta chla uska baap auto chalata hai. Woh ladki kisi party mein nahi jaati hai aur nahi kabhi kahi rukti thee, seedha ghar aur ghar se office, kabhi kabhi uska baap aata tha chorrna, jab jab aata tha tab tab Sonam office mein tedhi tedhi chlti hai, kuuch time toh smjh nahi aaya, lekin fir 1-2 ladkia kehne lgi ki apne baap se chudti hai, mujhey toh pkka nahi pta lekin ab woh office mein hai nahi."
Ratna : "Ye kya baat hui bhla? Aise hee kisi ke baare mein kuuch bhi bol do."
Golu : "Pta ni mausi kisi ko kuuch toh mila hee hoga, lekin bechari badi acchi dikhti thee uska baap toh uska auto hee bna deta hoga."
Shanti ye sunkar has padti hai.
Golu : "Haan mummy janwar jaisa tha uska baap, bechari tedhi chalti thee toh mujhey bhi hasi aati thee, bdia ladki thee."
Ratna : "Lagta hai tera dil aa gya hai uske upar."
Golu : "Naah mausi ghisey huye maal par", itna bolkar Golu ruk jaata hai kyuki Shanti uska muuh dekh rhi thee.
Shanti : "Nahi nahi bol badtameez vaise toh bda angrez bnta hai tu ki maa ye sab chalta hai, kisi ko kya pta chalega hm apni zindagi jeetay hai aur ab us ladki ko ghisi hui keh rha hai, hmm nalayak."
Golu : "Sorry, galti se bol gya."
Ratna : "Arre tum dono bhi kya lad rhe ho, tumse baat krna hee bekar hai."
Ratna ye bolkar apna hath Bholu ke lund pr le jaati hai aur uska haath uthakar apni chuchi par rkh deti hai. Bechara Bholu kabhi khudsey shuru toh nahi kar paata tha, lekin ek baar usko jagah dedo toh kuuch na kuuch accha kar hee deta tha. Bholu bhi Ratna ki chuchi pakad kar bheechnay lagta hai, halki halki siskari le rhi Ratna bhi uska lund aaram se upar neechay kar rhi thee. Yehi dekha dekhi Golu bhi apni maa ki choot ragad rha hota hai aur Shanti apni behen ko dekh dekh kar aahe bhar rhi thee. Golu mauka dekh kar apne honthon Shanti ke honthon se jorr deta hai, Ratna apni behen ko dekh, Bholu ka lund marodna shuru kr deti hai. Golu Shanti ki choot se bheegi ungli nikalkar Shanti ke muuh mein de deta hai aur Shanti bhi uski unglio par lagi chasni nikal nikal kar kha rhi thee. Ratna ko ye dekh aur garmi chadh rhi thee, uska shareer bhatti bna hua tha. Kal toh usko jo gandapan lagta tha aaj wahi sab usko anand de rha tha. Shanti Ratna ki aakhon mein aakhein daale ye sab kr rhi thee. Bechari Ratna ka dil dhak dhak kar rha tha, usko bhi kuuch krne ka jee kar rha tha par karti kya ladka uska aagyakari tha lekin tazurbedaar nahi aur inn cheezo mein btana padey toh kya hee mza.
Ratna Bholu ka lund hilaye jaati hai aur Bholu ka lund bhi foolta ja rha tha. Ratna uske lund ko hilaye jaati hai kuuch der mein bechara Bholu aapa khokey pichkaria maar deta hai. Bholu ka khda lund Ratna ki taraf hee tha, ghaadey safed ras ki 2 pichkaria uske pet par gir jaati hai aur woh bhi aakhein bnd krti hui wahi gir jaati hai. Udhar Shanti aur uske bete Golu ka honthon ka chumban khtm hone ka naam hee nahi le rha tha. Maa beta pta nahi kis bandhan mein thay koi hatne ka naam nahi le rha tha. Kabhi Golu Shanti ki gardaan chumta toh kabhi Shanti aahe bharti. Dono ke beech alag hee prem chal rha tha. Ratna yha aakhein band kre haseen lamho mein thee, uska bhi sir ghoom rha tha.
Shanti aur Golu bhi saas lete huye alag hote hai aur wahi charo aise hee laite laite so jaate hai.